September 1, 2010

Big Brother 12 | Ragan Gets Ripped, Beefed Up For His Jury House Fight With Rachel & His Eviction This Thursday

You just know this adult "twink" is going to get some ass, or should I say some dick, because of these photos. Ragan has really started hitting the weights in the house or as some call it "Jail". It really is physically showing. Of course he still has chicken legs and possibly a boney ass so WATCH OUT toppers.

Now as for Ragan's self righteous game play this season. A brillant poster over at Jokers Updates gave us a perfect PWNED written piece about our season gay. Do enjoy the read.

"supercn" writes:

"It's both funny and sad that Ragan has thought he understood all scenarios, was one of the smartest players, and was so much more dignified and respectful than most HGs. And all the while, he was missing the Brigade blatantly, being completely used by Matt, and embarassing himself talking about the "Boys Club" and "Friendship Alliance" stuff at the end-game.

I honestly can't remember a bigger disconnect in BB history with a player that made it this far. He acts above everyone, lecturing them and waxing philosophic for hours on end, yet he may go down as one of the most clueless, pathetic floater leeches in show history."

Well said my friend. Well fucking said. I'm sure Ragan will waste his time in some form of a video rebuttal but who really cares.

My final words on Ragan is that he may have played a better game than Rachel, his arch enemy this season, but seriously his game was no better. Ragan talked about friends and "counting" them when Rachel returned to the house yet Ragan has ZERO friends in the house to count to help him get a week further. Shit he'd been out during Double Eviction had he not won POV.

Ragan may have "friends" outside the game with these players but really Ragan your only friend was your backstabbing husband in the game, Matt. And boy what a friend he was, in the game that is. Ragan, we all love forward to your "shunning" this Thursday when you're evicted by a UNIAMOUS vote. And shit head, when you threw it in Rachel's face how she got a uniamous vote, I would have been "bitch, I take that as a compliment because the house had to come together to take out competiton". And Ragan, she WAS competition. That was the real and only reason you took her out.

You didn't take her out because she wasn't to your standards, she was a threat to you and the last thing you wanted was for her to be responsible for taking you out. Ragan, here's to never hearing from you again in the season that will be All Stars 2. I am for sure we'll see you on Logo TV network doing something amazing. Hosting your little half muscled body heart out.

You better make up with Rachel after this show is over because seriously, Big Brother alum are not having your douche bag back in terms of how you played this season. Who the fuck wants to be told how to be a better person... IN THE GAME OF BIG BROTHER? Get over yourself already Ragan!

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August 31, 2010

Big Brother 12 | Brendon's Shirtless Game Stragety Talk Ploy #124,465

At his upmost handsome-ist. If I was in the house and had some form of HOH power I'd request Brendon talk to me only with his shirt off.

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August 26, 2010

Big Brother 12 | Day 62, 61, 60, 59, 58, 57

Day 63 or Day 64

Oh my God, did I like miss a day of boredom in the house? Same ol' same ol'. Ragan and Britney trash Rachel and Brendon. Ragan just said all the "gays" will turn on Rachel when really they've turned their back to you. Get over yourself Ragan. You ain't no rare diamond, nothing to worship or adore. Rachel is the diamond. Shiny with a dash of red glow.

Lane has spilled his talk with Ragan to his boys who got ENRAGED! But of course did nothing. Both claim they were never trying to work on Ragan's jury vote. Hayden even went as far as to call Ragan a "cock sucker". Well that's nothing insulting. I'm a cock sucker. But I guess Hayden meant it with ill intent so it must be taken to a whole new level. For shame ass hole mouthed Hayden.

Ragan has no chance of ever staying. He's done for. Off the jury house! Ragan is even getting ready to battle Rachel by coming up with new insults and focusing on her being a "waitress". Can't wait to hear a Las Vegas story where Ragan gets drinks thrown in his face by Las Vegas WAITRESSES! Shit if I was a waitress and serving Ragan in the Las Vegas clubs I'd throw a sure to fuck up his clothings drink in his horrid face.

LESS THAN 24 HOURS BEFORE RAGAN IS EVICTED!

Day 62

So Lane finally pitched his idea to Lane about Lane keeping him. Lane seems to think it could be a good idea. I mean really it's all for the TV show when they edit it and viewers unaware on what's really going on will think Ragan actually has a chance to stay.

Even Britney talked with Lane after Ragan's talk, as she said she would, and they both seemed to toy with the idea but really... it's not happening. Britney is going to want to finish this game easily or at least thinking it will be a cake walk after Ragan is gone. She will believe she can win everything to get to the end without any other fucker fucking up her game.

Plus why would Lane ever keep a "homosexual" in the house. Ragan is not a man, he's a "girly guy". At least that's what Lane calls Nick, Britney's boyfriend. So either Ragan is a "girly guy" or something worse in Lane's eyes and well Lane just isn't rooming with a homosexual anymore that could or could not be interested in polishing off his Texas pole.

Of course Lane is so sexually frustrated from Britney's continued DON'T TOUCH ME INSERT AWKWARD LAUGH HERE AND THERE STAY AWAY FROM ME DON'T TOUCH ME INSERT POLITE NO YOU'RE NOT GOOD ENOUGH FOR ME blocks of potential love making. If Ragan would just get on his knees and offer to give Lane the "best" blow job and pathetically even beg Lane to close his eyes and just picture Britney blowing him off, well then maybe Ragan will have a chance to stay in the game. I know this sounds like completely offense shit coming from a gay guy who's talking about a gay guy and how that gay guy's only chance of staying is to blow a straight guy but in this case, I believe that's the all Ragan has left to offer.

There's nothing "cerebal" about it, Ragan, your only chance is to offer your ass and mouth to Lane's sexually frustrated dick. Here's hoping Lane takes the offer but then still votes you out after using your body to get off and then sending you off to the jury house to deny deny deny it ever happened.

Day 61

Ohhh.. so PUSSY ASS LANE put up Hayden instead of Britney on the block. You know, 'cause Enzo used POV on himself. BUT WHY HAYDEN? You've only know the bitch for 60 days? But then the same could be said for Lane's relationship with Hayden. But then Lane has to know he stands no chance winning against Britney in the end, but then again with Ragan having not won POV then what's the point on who goes up. Lane just wants the homosexual out. But then again it's not what Lane wants at this point.

Enzo and Britney control the votes. Well then again Lane would ask Britney to vote out Ragan and if Enzo were to try to vote out Hayden then they would force a tie and then Lane would get his homosexual out. But then again Lane ain't that smart.

So Hayden has a good chance of leaving the game over Ragan only because in the course of a few days Enzo could realize that no one in the house stands a chance beating Hayden in the final 2. This could be the week to get him out. But then again Britney has told Hayden, her secret love of her life, that she doesn't think Lane or Enzo deserves the money. WOW! I know right, TWAT!

In other Day 61 news, Ragan has been TOLD by the Diary Room that he MUST campaign. You know, footage for the show. Ragan doesn't want to do it. He's like he's giving up. He feels he has no chance in staying but he does, he actually does stand a chance. Whatever Ragan, ROLL THE FUCK OVER AND DIE ALREADY {in the game at least}.

When Enzo, Lane and Hayden got wind of Ragan's bitchfest about the DR, well Enzo made a point to point out that "30,000" people tried to get into this house and now Ragan is just going to mope around the house and wait until he's evicted. That they all came to play the game. Of course he's saying this in front of Hayden, who's now on the block.

So will Ragan finally get that last minute push to campaign against Hayden. Let's hope so. I didn't waste 61 days watching a fellow gay man just give the fuck up. I mean I kinda want to watch him push hard to stay to then leave. I'd also would like the "boys" to give him hope that he's staying by talking about evicting Hayden but then blindside the shit out of him by taking him out. Even with a tie vote, leave BRATNEY out of it. Make her vote out Hayden while Enzo votes out Ragan. Then Lane sends Ragan out. BUT THEN AGAIN Lane could just realize he can't win against Hayden and evict his shit mouthed ass.

BUT THEN AGAIN.. i just had to say it one more time.

9:38pm. Ragan has started pushing HARDCORE to Britney in the Cabana room. He feels if he can get to Britney then he can get to Lane. She listens to him, agrees with his points that the boys are together but then SLIPS and mentions that even if she doesn't win the HOH next week that she could very well have no competition in the last POV comp because let's face, she's going up against Lane, Ezno and Hayden.

For some reason Ragan tries to backtrack but it's already slipped out. He tries to pitch "the 2 of us" and how keeping Ragan better ensures her the final 2 spots with either Ragan or Lane pulling her to the end. BUT COME THE FUCK ON. If Ragan took out Hayden this week, Enzo next week and then won final HOH and had the fucking choice on who to pull to the end.. he'll pull Lane over Britney without a second thought. Same goes for Britney if she wins FINAL HOH and all she had left to chose was between Lane and Ragan.

So I think Britney knows this and Ragan's attempt is dead in the water. At least he's trying. Ragan continues to use his non existing relationship with Lane as a reason to get Britney to talk to Lane for him but Britney keeps pushing for Ragan to talk to Lane. LOL! FUCK YOU RAGAN! I love to see Ragan try hard and then LOSE HARDER!

Day 60

Um... Not much happened. Britney is trying not to go up as a replacement nominee. That's about all.

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August 25, 2010

Big Brother 12 | Let's Remember... All Those Who Have Passed... Through The Jury House Doors! ZING!

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August 20, 2010

Big Brother 12 | Day 56, 55, 54, 53, 52, 51, 50

Day 56

Not much going on. No house change for Enzo to be evicted. Matt still getting his ass handed to him Thursday. Ragan and Matt are still BEST FAKE FRIENDS even though Matt admitted throwing Ragan under the bus to us, the viewers, during the most recent episode.

I guess Matt grows more secretly angry towards Enzo, Lane and Hayden as he's told Brendon that if he makes it to the end that he has Matt's jury vote! SAY WHA???

7:21pm We have the houseguests playing with a "chance" HOH comp game. It's the same contraption that was used last season and even on Big Brother Brasil last year. You stand at one end, hold a teeter totter type contraption and let the ball roll and before the ball rolls off the end you thrust it up into the air to fall in a box/circle.

So after Matt is evicted they will most likely play this for HOH. POV will most likely be something physical. The hopefully RAGAN is evicted! If Ragan wins POV then BUH BYE BRITNEY! But then again if Ragan wins HOH and then Britney wins POV... then BUH BYE BRENDON!

UH OH! Lane has headed up to the HOH room to talk with Enzo. It seems Brendon has figured out he can't do much in the game to get further if Enzo, Lane and Hayden are all together in the house. So Brendon has gotten with Ragan and Britney to create a new 3 person alliance. The problem is BRITNEY! She told Lane Brendon's plan and now Lane has told Enzo.

Enzo is PISSED! He doesn't know why Brendon would do that but really Brendon is just trying to not go out fourth if he is the final HG against the remaining Brigade members. Enzo is back to not caring about Brendon AT ALL. Lane is back to hating Brendon as usual. Enzo is NOW, he's NOW telling Lane that Hayden has to know this and how they HAVE to win HOH tomorrow! LOL! So much for not trying Hayden, Lane and Enzo. They all three thought Brendon, Ragan and Britney would all be targeting each other leaving them three untouched.

I still want Ragan out first but if those 3 team up to start taking out the remaining Brigade, well then so be it. It'll make for great TV.

Britney is now in the HOH room and Lane makes a comment how if it's "better" to take out Brendon next. I guess the target from Ragan has shifted to Brendon. DAMN IT! Sucks to Brendon! Britney has done her job keeping Ragan for another week or so while sicking her boys on Brendon, the person she's most scared of in the house. She's happy as fuck knowing her boys are after Brendon now.

Day 55

Not much to report. Matt is trying and saying every trick in the book to stay. He's almost like channeling Annie from week one, when she tried every trick and tatic and antic to stay. Matt is just like a dog digging holes in a backyard, looking for a bone that isn't there. His end result is just not going to happen. He is NOT going to stay.

The rest of the house is just dealing with Matt's antics, especially Hayden and Lane. Hearing Matt trash Ragan then use Ragan as a tool that if Matt stays they can "use" Ragan but if Matt eleaves Ragan is not with "them".

Ragan is very much onto Enzo, Lane and Hayden. Watching them more closely now. EVER SINCE BRENDON helped Ragan focus his game on the boys Ragan has been figuring out what they are up to without even talking to them. He tells Matt that they must have a final four deal with Britney, that she is in on evicting Matt this week.

But there's not much Ragan can do about it all. He even says that all he can do is "win" the entire way through to the end or he's out. TRUE DAT BITCH!

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August 18, 2010

OH MY LANE! Big Brother 12's Lane Masturbates In The Shower! And We Still Can't See His Body!!! WTF!

LOL! Love the last minute "did I get cum on my hand" inspection.

Thanks "spectro" and "hi" for the cock head's up!

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August 17, 2010

Big Brother 12 | The Brigade Just Can't Stop Checking Out Brendon... "All Day Baby, All Day"

You know I'm fucking with you. Don't get your twat crusty panties in a bunch. Brendon is a good looking man, better looking than all four of those Brigade members. Got loads more of Brendon to reveal here on GuyTVBlog.com.

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August 16, 2010

Big Brother 12 | Lane's "For Rent By The Hour" Infamous Shirt Gets Tighter & Tighter!

Damn, you just know that shirt is going for 100's of 110's of dollars on eBay once the show wraps.

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