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May 9, 2008

Grand Theft Auto IV's Gay Mission? Yep And It's Suppose To Be Funny. And Brucie Makes It Way Hot!

After reading EGM's cover story on Grand Theft Auto IV we gay gamers discover that this all new grand experience now includes a Gay Mission! EGM writes "One standout job, for example, has Niko posing as a homosexual lothario on an online dating site to lure a gay thug to a rendezvous."

Holy Cop Blowjob Batman, there's a Gay Mission in GTA4? Oh fuck yeah. I recently remember finding a double sided dildo to be used as a weapon in Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas and now with the game's latest sequel we get to play Gay! In case you're wondering the double sided dildo is in the police station in the back shower, I mean where else do you expect to find it in San Andreas? Once you have it know that it only takes 3 whacks to kill someone in the game.

Back to GTA4's Gay Mission. Wait, the actual mission's name is "Out Of The Closet..." and when you have the auto save feature on in your game you are then asked to save over file "Blow Your Cover". Oh GTA, are any of you Gay and working behind the scenes over at Rockstar? And byyyy the way. Brucie, the tough musclehead in the video is just what I need to get Game Wood. I wonder if he was designed after someone at Rockstar Games!

Okay, onto the mission. The game has this crappy dating website you're suppose to access in the game at the internet cafe shops. The site, Love-Meet.net, is where you'll look for "French Tom". After you meet him you're suppose to kill him. Ohhh shit, more gay bashing violence but what are we to expect from this game. Actually the character just happens to be gay and he's killed for his other antics that has nothing to do with him being gay. He's just an idiot who didn't pay people the money he owed them.

But don't you worry, Niko gets his for killing "French Tom". It seems once you kill Tom some of his buds nearby go after you and if you don't kill them or get away they end up killing you.

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Big Brother Australia's Barney | His Exit, His Body & More

Craig "Barney" Barnett was only in the house for a few days but had Australian hearts a fluttering. The reason he was evicted from the house was because the house felt that he had "things going" for him on the outside whereas more uglier people, like the ones left in the house, needed this Big Brother experience because I'm assuming they had nothing else "going" for them outside of the house.

Yes I am bitter Barney was evicted because of his good looks and amazing body. Check out his exit interview and how stunning he looks topless.

At first I couldn't find his MySpace profile but then after getting creative I decided to look up last year's Big Brother male beauty Thomas who just happened to be best friends with Craig "Barney" Barnett. And there we discover Barney's profile but wait, there's more! Barney's adoring ego is so huge that he has 2, yes 2 MySpace profiles.

After checking out both profiles it's apparent that Barney is a huge fame whore and I'd want him no other way. On one of his profiles Barney lists his age as "23 year old, +10 years...;) " Awww, another 30 something wishing he was 20 something again. Also, another of Barney's best model friends is beyond gorgeous, so handsome that I think that he makes Barney come off as ugly if standing next to each other! Check out DMT!

I can't wait to find out what Barney is going to do next in his fame hungry life! Oh good Gawd even his theme song screams gorgeous fame whore!

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May 8, 2008

Sex & The City Film Debuts In 22 Glamours, Shimmering Days!

Wow. Only 22 days left before the event film hits theatres. Ohhhh shit please, stop rolling your eyes, there's nothing out there like Sex & The City. Don't shit on our glamour parade haters!

For those already picking out their over priced outfits to wear with the gals and gays for opening night at your local cinema, well right here you've got loads of media to take in to help hype up the big date that is Friday, May 30th.

Like many I completely was busy around Thursday afternoon that I fucking missed the big BIG Oprah Sex & The City special but alas we can now all hold our manicured hands and watch it together through red lasso. Check it out before it vanishes! But be warned, the special does contain spoilers.

Also there's a mini Behind The Fashion video over at the official movie website that has also been thrown around on YouTube. Check it out!

And now for the film's soundtrack featuring Jennifer Hudson. Fergie, India.Aire, Kaskade and . The cd drops in your designer handbag Tuesday May 27th! Check out a few of the songs.

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May 7, 2008

Big Brother Australia Slowly Turns Into Our Big Brother! GTVB's Pick Barney Becomes A HouseMate... And Then Gets Evicted!

This year the Aussie cast was introduced to the Snap Eviction. It seems Big Brother put too many people in the house at once and had to have what they call a Snap Eviction. Before the housemates could enter the house they all have to decide who to get rid of. Terri, the very opinionated highly annoying grandmother, is evicted mostly becuase of her beliefs and age. Big Brother Australia is generally known for having a house of 20 somethings and having a "mom" figure in the house wasn't what the house wanted.

Later Big Brother introduced something they've done in the past but this time it was done earlier than expected. The "Intruders" entered the house, 5 of them. Terri was one of them but she was not back in the game, she was to be a chaperone for Australia's party boy "Corey" who was the most controversial housemate to ever enter the house.

Fans of the show wanted to drop the show out of their viewing schedules and lives all just because Corey, the kid who threw the monster party in Australia, was entering the house. And then 3 more intruders entered. Barney, Michael and Nathan. Now the house has far too many housemates again.

Now comes the twist. Corey's "mission" is to vote out 2 of the 3 new housemates/intruders. He doesn't want to do it. Actually Corey is very shy in the house, not the "party boy" the media made him out to be and he's just a completely different person, unprepared for this experience.

Terri is then given the "mission" that Corey refused to do. Terri, who's still very bitter from being voted out, accepts the mission to take out 2 housemates. Both Terri and Corey are in the Diary Room, arguing and angry at each other. Apparently Big Brother told Terri that if she got rid of 2 people this week that she would become an official housemate again. She of course accepted.

Later she went out in the house and started lying about how she didn't know certain things about the deal with Big Brother but Corey calls her out in front of everyone making her to look out to be a liar in the house. The house starts to believe Corey's accussations about Terri. By sunrise Terri has made her decision as to who should leave, this being a glimpse at an Australia housemate having the power to evict, something America's houseguests have been enjoying for some years now.

Now comes this year's all new twist. Big Brother drops a "bombshell" on the housemates by telling them that the viewing public will vote for 3 people to be nominated each week and it is now up to the housemates themselves to vote to evict this year! WHAT?!?!?

That's right. This year the housemates are voting to evict their own housemates whereas in previous editions they only voted to nominate and it was previously up to the public as to who was evicted. Almost no one in the house likes this new twist in the game, well maybe except for resident asshole David. He calls it "smart" and the "nature of the game". In the video below we get a taste on how the current cast feels about the new twist.

I expect once a money prize is announced this year, which one hasn't yet, that these housemates will suddenly be all about evicting those who are either "undeserving" or not in their house alliance. Let the Aussie games begin.

As for Barney... damn... at least he'll work on his 5 minutes of fame now in Australia. Check out his audition video again and here's hoping he'll come to Big Brother 10 here in the states for an international twist! I doubt it but my erection can dream!

Ohhh Snap Shit! According to Behind Big Brother Barney took a nude shower! Terri, what are you fucking INSANE, why the fuck did you vote out Barney?!?! Couldn't you have gotten your shriveled up old pussy lips off by watching him around the house? BITCH! And for those wondering where the hell did Rima go, the female little person of the house, she broke her leg and had to be taken out of the game! There has also been talk of her returning to the house once her leg heals. Fuck that, bring Barney back!

And finally for those wanting to get their knockers off check out Behind Big Brother's Housemates Uncut Forum.

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Mr. GuyTVBlog Returns! And I've Got Loads Of Programming To Watch! Let's All Catch The Fuck Up!

Here's what I've seen from my DVR'd shows and what I thought about them, for those who care. I'll throw in pop culture news that I'll just add my opinion to.

Big Brother 9 Wrap Party Orgy . Apparently Natalie and her sister had an orgy with Matt and Adam and Adam's brother, something like that. People are denying it and I could give a shit about BB9's cast members anymore. I did heart Natalie but if this turns out to be true why even waste anymore time on trying to "heart" her. She obviously thinks I'm going to burn in hell for sucking cock while somehow she'll get a ticket to heaven by reading the bible and I can't believe I was so fucking upset on how the houseguests were treating her during the week of her eviction. But fear not, I still will not be reporting on the daily happenings of BB10's cast, just screencapping their muscled bodies and hopefull 12 inch dicks.

Ugly Betty . What a bore of a cameo from the winner of Project Runway's recent diva champ. Bad acting all around with him and Nina Garcia. I'm tired of the whole Henry storyline, give that shit up already and would someone fucking cast Adrian Bellani already to be the new beefcake muscle on the show? He's hispanic and hot, give him a 5 episode story arc already!

Flavor of Love 3 . I fucking knew that skinny shit stained trash, Thing 2, would be back. I just knew it, last week her eviction was unbeWEAVEable and with her returning to make the finale somewhat watchable is all that I need to finally FINALLY get involved in what has been a very disappointing third season. I expected her to win from at least the 2nd or 3rd episode. I actually thought Flava Flav would end this season with a final 3, the two twins and some other skank with him picking the twins to be his "love".

Now that would have been a shocking finale, Flav picking 2 ladies to be his lovers in life. But no he had to go split them up and make things somewhat normal.

Tila Tequila 2 . I've been trying to catch up on the episodes and I believe that's the same house Rock of Love was filmed in, the front looks very reality show familiar. Anyways this season has a few random hotties but the show's lack of design in the house has lost my attention and boner. The episode where Tila took her Las Vegas winners to her "VIP" dance club was just low budgeted pathetic.

I mean it's just a fucking room with a few things and the cast makes it sound like it's this amazing dance club that was built for them when it was probably thrown together in 2 minutes flat. Same goes with the PATHETIC Vegas room. The just put up curtains against the walls and curtains here and there to create yet another lounge. I can't watch this show anymore but I must as I'd love to see Tila pick yet another guy thus creating enemies out of every last lesbian out there in the world. BISEXUAL MY ASS!

The Big Bang Theory . CBS's fun new sitcom about 4 cute-ish nerds living life across the hall of apparently what straight guys think is a "hot piece of ass" is winning over my queer heart. I actually think Sheldon, the resident asshole genius of the show, is adorably cute. I also love the main character played by Johnny Galecki who occasionally teams up with his former Roseanne costar Sara Gilbert.

That girl is sooo fucking funny as a fellow super genius on the show. As for the "hot piece of ass" Penny, who lives across the hall and is the supposed love interest for Johnny Galecki's character, well I see the show setting up a Penny/Sheldon falling in love storyline to further push any hope of Penny every falling in love with Galecki's show character. If the writers haven't gone that predictable angle then what the fuck are they waiting for... or right, the season finale cliffhanger.

Desperate Housewives . Have yet to seen the newest episode...

Simpons/Family Guy . Have yet to seen the newest episodes...

American Idol . I mean who really gives a fuck about this season anyways, well maybe except for the.. no, no one gives a fuck anymore about this cast.

Paradise Hotel 2 . Holy shit end already! It's like watching a car slowly run out of gas as it veers off road. The guy with the most beautiful body on the show was just kicked off and yet the fatty virgin still remains kicking and pouting to the finale that promises weak fights and "returning roommates". Bring on season 3 already and make it live again. This whole taped bullshit is not working for this show. Oh and hearing this cast talk "strategy" is painful as I just can't figure out what the fuck is going on. I just fast forward to the roommate selection ceremonies to see who's leaving and then I'm done with that week's episode.

Samantha Who? . I am still currently falling in love with this show. Bravo to casting. Love everyone in the show and all the one liners. I don't expect this show to last for years but getting it for maybe another year before it's cancelled is all I need to enjoy the half hour comedy sitcom again. This week's episode was just beyond predictable but also very watchable. Catch up on the past few episodes over at ABC.com.

Grand Theft Auto Fucking IV! . The greatest game ever! Loving the soundtrack, the game play and the fun times of going after armored trucks! Expect a few posts on this game in the coming week or so. And I have yet to find the gay male hookers or trannies whoring it up on the streets! Did Rockstar Games yet again not give us gay gamers the chance to have anonymous sex with male whores in the game? Please tell me there's a gay strip club in the game too that I have yet to discover! At least a fellow gay super cute "geek" fills us in on his thoughts on the new game and it's beautiful accessories!

And my favorite GTAIV radio station is Radio Broker. Check out one of the songs from the radio station that is hosted by the every so lovely rocker Juliette Lewis.

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May 2, 2008

Mr. GuyTVBlog Takes A Mini Holiday!

Yep, like an unexpected TV show cancellation I'm unexpectingly taking a short mini vacation away from my TV obsessed PC so that means no updates until I return on Tuesday, maybe Monday, depending on how the trip goes. So until then enjoy GuyTVBlog.com archives, check out Big Brother Australia or catch up on old shows on the network's websites. Time to turn the television off for a few days! DAMN IT! But thanks the heavens for DV-FUCKING-R.

Wow, there's loads of interesting TV bits on the web now... like this from Real World Dailies. Remind me to never wake Joey the fuck up! And if I am hearing it right I think Joey's camera wo/man laughs at the -1:28 second mark.