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June 29, 2005

pilot . big brother 6 cast

since season 6 has officially ended, this blogmaster has gone back through every big brother related entry and adding new text with new opinions + new information. just in case a houseguest comes across this website i want them to read what an average viewer thought of their experience and their actions in the house. to each and every houseguest this season, thanks for the best & worst season to date. and thanks for ruining the word "friendship" forever. god i'm so dramatic.

it happened. waking up around noon i check in on big brother 6 just to see if the cast pictures are up...

and they are!!! check them out for yourself over at cbs' official big brother 6 website. we have the most beautiful cast ever put together on one season. there are no hairy, weepy bunky types. there are no doesn't wash his hands, overweight types. there are no tennessee smoking married queer hater types. and there are no chair throwing slash knife to the throat crazies. at least not yet. *erPrick ended up pushing a chair back as he charged another houseguest.*

the cast includes 14 very beautiful americans with the oldest just over mid thirties and married. the show's producer arnold shapiro has told the public that this season is the "summer of secrets". the house has also changed locations, completely different with 2 stories and enough bedrooms to get any horny 20 something getting naughty under the sheets. *but no one did this season. oh wait, james supposely jerked off under the sheets.*

of course america is too prude enough to show actual sex on screen, i mean our last glimpse at big brother sex was people moving under the sheets and the guy ending the scene with some 'grandma' statement.

okay. now who's queer on this season of big brother? i'm guessing big brother did us right by adding 2 queers, but it's only speculation. i believe one of them has to be beau, the personal shopper with his very queer collar turned up. he's a big supporter of chick flicks, listed matthew mcconaughey + tom cruise as his favorite actors and loves driving in convertibles. and we all know which team tom bats for... katie's team. i'm talking about katie holmes team.

our other suspected queer is the 28 year old artist, michael. he lists everything from opera to electronic as his musical choices, eats special k cereal, listed christian bale + ian mckellen as his actor choices and drinks sambuca's, a queer queer drink. and we all know which team ian plays on right? our team. our very queer queer homosexual gay gay team. we play against the katie holme's next week. we just may recruit mr. cruise if we do him right... wink! *michael ended up being straight. not a big lose.*

the other men in the house include kaysar, a graphic designer who lists "no favorite" on nearly everything in his profile thus making him uninteresting... although he does have a hairy chest and i expect a nice hairy build for us queers into that sort of thing. *it turns out kaysar was just 2nd to janelle in america's most loved houseguest. and he didn't have a hairy chest. and he was the hottest fucker in that house. boy was i wrong, kaysar was beyond interesting. i can't wait to see him on big brother: allstars!*

james, the loss pervention manager from cali, looks to be the sweet virgin type. now i could be wrong but i'm usually right about these sort of things. i'm also wrong about these sort of things. but i'm also right. about these sort of things. *and now i'm wrong. james was a horny hot fucker with a girlfriend in the house as his secret partner. he did mention he wanted to come into the house playing queer but didn't. good for him. he was the dirtiest player this season. oh he was bad but a great dirty player.*

howie, the 34 year old meteorology student from chi town, looks to be this season's hottest reality super star hunk. he enjoys kick boxing and lists the everglades as an outdoor sporting activity! he also drinks budweiser + miller lite. well he's just the mannest man i've seen yet on this cast. mannest is a word right? *after the first episode, howie ended up not being so hot. at first glance, his mug shot was nice to look at and today.. i would rather look at erPrick's mug shot. howie is such a turn off because of the way he views and treats women.*

next up is very bald but very sexy eric, the 36 year old married dad from boston. he's a big boston sports fan for both the sox's + bruins [who the f!ck are they?]. i'm thinking he's full blooded italian because this guido lists the godfather, godfellas, robert de niro + al pacino as his favorites in the film categorizes. i can't wait to hear his thick boston accent! *there was no accent but just a voice that embodies the word "irritation". eric is the one houseguest that divided the house. without eric in the house, the friendship would not have been created and the end result would have been completely different. i blame eric for this season. all his fault.*

and that's it for the guys. the girls outnumber the guys this season. can the women be smart enough to gang up on the males or just bitch and claw each other breaking up any chance of an all female finale. women in reality alliances just don't work. sh!t, one man beat all females in that one season of survivor. how can women win this one? *it turns out all the men were taken out of the game but by chance. howie ended up being the last man in the house, go figure. four women were in the final four. good game girls, good game.*

i believe big brother's casting agents are going to make sure the alpha males don't have the power to vote out the cute queer(s) of the house. the longer he(they) stays in, the longer the queer audience tunes in. i wonder how cbs will handle a queer and a straighty going at it under the sheets. it could happen. i mean tom cruise is getting married! it could happen! *yet again, it didn't happen.*

in the website, there's a poll on who we think will win the show based on looks. i, of course, picked howie, the hot f!cker this season and it turns out that out of 1,934 votes, howie is first with 2 men following after. no love for the female contestants??? no, because they f!ck up a female alliance every f!cking time! *the friendship alliance was a team of girls that pushed through the house. they did make it to the end but only because of maggie's words of support. and yes i include beau in that mix because he's a girl in my eyes.*

there's no information about the cameras and how much we have to pay to watch them live. i'll pay because i am now running a queer tv blog, you'll pay because of howie's body. julie chen is back again as the host, her picture is larger than everyone else's on the main page. she is queen biatch. i actually don't have a problem with the woman, i just can't stand the horrid theme music. oh but i would take that song anyday over smash mouth's current song in the teaser commerical. his voice gives me shivers. but so does the theme song. *this season we finally got new music to open the show with. thank you!*

i wish julie would turn power queen and tell the houseguests, "we have another twist, a new housemate is going to join you today... MeeeEEEE!" oh julie, you're the heart of big brother. the show couldn't last a day without you.

well now that caught up with today's big reality news you may go on with your life.

update: "The sixth edition of CBS' Big Brother, premiering July 7, will up the ante by offering the chance for a doubled grand prize. But to cop the total million, the winner will have to keep a lid on the show's new twist: that each player, from the moment they enter the house, is secretly in alliance with another. (And, stay with us here, each pair of partners thinks they are the only ones in cahoots.) If one of the twosomes makes it intact to the final round of voting, the winner gets a mil, and his/her buddy gets $250,000. "So it's in their best interest to keep [the alliance] a secret," executive producer Allison Grodner tells Variety. Blab, and the payoff is reduced to $500K/$50K." source . tv guide news]

Posted by guytvblog at June 29, 2005 1:04 PM


I actually think that Beau and James are the ones in the house that are going to be a gay couple. Beau is from Florida and James is from Georgia. Both states boarder each other. It could make sense.

Posted by: Weston at June 29, 2005 6:06 PM

you're right. i did say he could be the possible virgin but we could insert "gay" virgin. hmmmm... we'll all soon know the true answers to their sexuality when big brother 6 premieres this thursday on cbs!

Posted by: Mr. GuyTVBlog at June 29, 2005 7:34 PM

i cant wait. my favorite summer obsession is about to start.

Posted by: gary at June 30, 2005 10:35 AM

check out beau's friendster profile:

Posted by: gary at June 30, 2005 4:30 PM

FYI...if you look up Beau Beasley on Friendster...he's listed as someone who is interested in "dating men."

Posted by: judge jru at June 30, 2005 4:32 PM

Oh, I guess we can ax James as a possible gay dude this summer. . .he's ultra right wing. I mean, I know there are conservative gays but it's a stretch. I hope Howie is gay. He is a hottie! But maybe Eric is too. . .he's a married dad from BOSTON. . .Didn't they pass gay marriages in Massachusetts recently or something of that sort?

And any thoughts that any of the girls are lesbians?

Posted by: Weston at June 30, 2005 5:11 PM

a lesbian. who's ever heard of such a thing? all kidding aside, i doubt any- wait. that makes more sense.

a lesbian + a gay man on the same cast. but both on different alliances. they will break big the summer secret of the 1,000,000 dollar prize.

i'm thinking beau is the only queer in the house. i'm sad. hopefully michael the artist is bi, plays for both teams. likes vanilla + chocolate. enjoys yin and yang. can take a bit of sugar and cream at the same time. can enjoy coke as well as dr. pepper. can enjoy breasts as much as pecs. you get the idea.

Posted by: Mr. GuyTVBlog at June 30, 2005 6:13 PM

Ivette is reported as being a lesbian. They have found her myspace profile and it says LESBIAN. . .the profile has been accessed since Febuary 2005 either. . so I think it's legit. It's not like some crazy fan created it to cause drama. . . Now, I don't think they will be a gay team at all. . . nope nope nope. Forget that, CBS will want to create Beau and have him paired with someone else. . and have Ivette and be paired with someone else. . .so they can either create a super alliance or. . . be like cats and dogs and hate each other.

Now that its kinda out that Ivette could be a lesbian, i could see them having two lesbians this season. . and one gay man. . .before they have two gay men. . . let's just face, CBS would probably want hot lesbian sex before any butt fucking. Too bad too. .cause I'd love to see some butt fucking going on with Beau and Howie.

Posted by: Weston at July 1, 2005 12:11 AM

Beau is the gayest thing I have seen in South Beach, he used to throw a great party at Cafeteria on Lincoln Road. I wanted to [bad word taken out by blogmaster] his dog when he was eat lunch with some cutey at a South Beach restaurant called Balans

Posted by: Eric at July 5, 2005 1:04 PM

I think James is gay because:

1) he said: "see you later b!tches" when leaving his room
2) When he was introducing himself, it seemed kinda gay, sorta.. with the hand movements and whatnot.
3) He hasn't said a nice thing about any of the girls in the house at all

...but that's just my 2 cents

Posted by: Jon at July 9, 2005 11:33 AM

i think sarah is dumb as a box of red rocks.. she can't see that james is super gay!!

Posted by: cbj at August 11, 2005 6:06 PM

This is one funny as hell site. Thanks for ripping on the nerds more than me.

Posted by: James BB6 at November 3, 2005 4:44 PM