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June 10, 2005

the idea . let's replace jeff probst with...

survivor just came through dallas, tx for an open casting call. i went with a friend and it was pretty crappy. they make you fill out an application [standard] but then they push you into a room with a camera, give you 2 minutes for your audition tape and then you're out. i'm thinking there would be an actual survivor there with casting agents asking you questions but nope. a waste of a day. could have done it at home. i don't want to be on the show, just meet a survivor whore.

back to jeff. i'm tired of him. i'm done with him. when he made sure janu from the paulu cast quit so that stephanie could continue in the game... well that's just down right omastupid. and last year, during the finale of vanatu, he does the corniest thing by getting in a plane, riding a motorcycle and oh yeah, chopping some leaves that did absolutely nothing to him.

wait, i'm in tv love with his body. have you see his buff body + d*ck shot!?! he's amazing. i'm so jealous of colby donaldson. yes he's sleeping with colby from australia, i really believe jeff's part of my "family" and this julie [vanatu cast] thing is a minature version of tomkat. DOWN WITH TOMKAT!

now with survivor moving into its 12th season to guatemala and the host getting older and a little big fuglier, i think it's time for a host change.

okay, here's my idea. [comment anytime if you like, agree to disagree.] replace jeff probst with... scott lasky! the current host of tbs' The Real Gilligan's Island.

he first appeared shirtless on search party on the e! network. he then got the hosting job for celebrity adventures on the same network. i know, right, who carreesss. but wait. later he did almost next to nothing until tbs' queer casting agents saw him, hired him and premiered the real gilligan's island back in november 2004 reintroducing me to scott!

now mr. lasky returns this summer with season 2 and he looks as hot as ever. he's stronger than jeff, he surpasses the handsome factor over jeff and his hosting ability for a crazy reality show is grade A material. he even saved one of the professor's on the show from drowning during a contest in the premiere episode. he jumped in with his mic and saved the guy. not like there was any real danger but it was great. he's got my reality heart!

yes jeff has paid his dues [peeing on an electric fence therefore electrying himself] but times have changed. jeff is best friends with colby, currently "sleeping" with julie from vantau season + just doesn't look hot anymore. and that's the most important factor in hosting survivor!

anyone else sick of jeff probst? anyone watching scott on tbs? anyone care?

Posted by guytvblog at June 10, 2005 1:42 AM

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