July 28, 2005
big brother 6 . new HOH + updates
and so the house flips once again. the big brother gods has given the houseguests a game of chance that would allow one of the stupidier players to win the power that is Head of Household.
yet none of the stupidiest players which include april, jennifer, beau + ivette won because they are that stupid to win. it took maggie to win it for her team, she has become the new head of household. oh everyone on maggie's team celebrated.
king kaysar and his group which includes janelle, howie, rachel, sarah + james stood back and watched the other team group hug each other. howie hit an outside chair in anger.
but the big brother fun wasn't over just yet. everyone came back in to sit down for the last segment of the live thursday edition awaiting julie chen, the host, to return on the plasma tv.
as julie chen appeared, one of the biggest secrets of the season was unleashed followed by screams of excitement. everyone in the house came into the game with a pair. if a pair makes it the final two spots of the game, runner up wins 250,000 dollars... and the winner gets the biggest prize in big brother history... 1 million dollars.
the thursday cbs edition show ends and i'm back online for the live feeds. here we find james + sarah in the Gold Room sharing a hug. sarah lets out her frustrations saying she hates this house. james knows his game may be over.
inside, everyone else is eating pb&j sandwhiches. the groups are once again divided. maggie's group is over by the fish tank while kaysar's group is over in the kitchen. april makes a point that isn't it funny that when michael went home, kaysar won... and now with eric leaving, maggie wins. [kaysar + michael were paired up in the beginning but michael left in week 2].
now last night, april + kaysar came to an understanding that james is foul mouthed, rude + is making problems in the house. and from what i saw, april respects kaysar and doesn't see him as a target.
now comes the question on who to put up. from what maggie's gone through, she may put up james + kaysar. but that's not the right move at this point. if maggie learns to think, she will put up JAMES + SARAH.
if maggie plays this move out she will force james to play for power of veto and if he wins, he will have to make the choice to using it on himself or using it on sarah, his girlfriend. kaysar did this to eric pitting him up against his partner [maggie] and once buddy, james. eric began to lobby against james thus creating the recent james vs. eric feuds.
if james and sarah go on the block, expect a week of tears. james must choose his current love over the chance of money. if he wins the POV he must choose sarah so that once he leaves the house, he can live a better life showing the tv world that he does have a heart and chooses love over money.
i believe everyone in the game will see this huge as fuck sacrifice as beyond the game and have respect once again for james and sarah. once james walks out leaving sarah in the house, he can feel better about himself and live a happy life outside the game. if he chooses himself [even if sarah tells him to choose himself] the tv world will look at james as the biggest, most selfish asshole in the world. even if sarah tells him to keep the veto and use it on himself, people will think he brainwashed her. that's just how simple minded people are. he has to walk away from big brother and leave sarah to fight in the game. this would make big brother tv history as entertainment unlike any soap opera could deliever.
now back to the house after maggie's HOH win. maggie and her group start taking any, and i mean ANY, comments from kaysar's group as two faced and bullsh!t tatics to save their own ass. which could be true. but same goes for the other side if kaysar and his group won HOH.
maggie and the group start whispering but ivette stops it saying they are better than this. they will not whisper and be mean in this game. yeah bitch, let's give you a taste of power for one day and see if you play mean. i can't stand ivette.
now ivette + maggie change into eric's firefighter clothing to pretty much say without words that this win was for eric. i'm quite glad the game flipped again because seeing kaysar's group win every week just wouldn't be good tv.
ivette is riding on cloud 9. but they keep telling themselves this is one week of power. just one week. come next thursday the game can flip again. if maggie is smart, she will not put up kaysar + janelle because she will need their votes to help break up more couples, including ivette + beau and jennifer + april.
once a big brother houseguest loses their partner, they need to learn to become a new group. singles vs. pairs. if maggie is smart, she'll work with kaysar + janelle to keep breaking up couples and making the single players the one with power.
i can't stand listening to the feeds. ivette is bitching about rachel's simple comment about voting eric out because it was stragety. it's time to cut the feeds until much later tonight. maggie's group will a "big meeting" tonight in the HOH room. i may or may not tune into that. i can't stand to watch stupid people playing a game like big brother. if maggie does the james + sarah move, then she's smart. but currently she's stupid.
for more updates, click "continue reading..." right now you big brother freaks + addicts! remember there are spoilers.
big brother 6 update: ohhh, maggie is good as HOH! her questions and interrogation tactics are flawless. i missed when she talked with rachel + howie as a pair but they are not as big a threat to her at this point in the game. next up is kaysar.
her questions are great but they almost request a response but at the same time making kaysar suddenly become a player with no value or morals. she's great at changing things around and actually stumping kaysar in his masterful words. kaysar sucks right now.
next up is james. he's coming off as "i'm sorry" to maggie and that he feels like he may have gotten "played" by kaysar's side. when she asks him if he should go up against sarah on the block would he campaign against her... he says no. but that he and sarah have an agreement that if they both go up on the block, she goes home. not a good move james. james laughs and stumbles over all his answers to her.
at one point he asks if she is a cop. he says it's not a good idea to put up him and sarah and finally after trying to not give names on his side for nominee potentials, he finally gives up the names, KAYSAR + JANELLE. what a dick. just like eric said he would do.
eric told maggie and his group that to watch james crawl back to you guys when one of you win HOH. and he's doing it. when james heads downstairs, he's FUCKING hugging ivette, beau + april. what a dick. what a fucking dick. james deserves to go home and i have a new found love + respect for maggie. but only for maggie. fuck april, jennifer, beau + ivette. i heart maggie. she kicks ass.
now if james or kaysar were smart like they says they are, he should have just been up front and said...
we both know this house is divided. it's smart to go after the pairs. it's a given you [maggie] will come after the pairs on our side, james + sarah or howie + rachel. and if our side wins next week, we are going to put up a pair on your side, ivette + beau or jennifer + april. thus leaving maggie safe for a few good weeks. no promises. no swearing on anything deals.
back to the live feeds, right now maggie is having her big group meeting about everything said by kaysar's side. april uses the word "fucking" to describe anything kaysar said or did. ivette calls kaysar a "dirty player". and that maggie doesn't put up with howie's "boobie" talk, which i love. i mean a woman can only take howie's mouth for so long before they say "stop".
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July 26, 2005
big brother 6 . exclusive tees + big love
big brother 6 update: so beau is a reality whore to some degree. on wednesday night, beau was first featured in a yacht party on the cbs show the cut. and then later in the reality programming evening, beau popped up again on mtv's made in the episode entitled. prom queen. he was featured holding some dog and he appears twice. just thought you'd like to know.
and tomorrow's HOH competition is a game based on chance. right now the houseguests are practicing all night and ivette keeps practicing over and over interrupting other people's chance to practice. bitch! thanks to this, the game can flip come thursday night!
and james commented in the gold room to sarah that the game they are using for practice usually is a variation of a bigger version and to not think what's in the backyard is what they are going to be using for the HOH competition. maggie claims to practice all f!cking night and jennifer is out for james' blood.
i'm out for his erection, isn't james the hottest big brother statue to walk among all contestants? right now he's in the backyard with his hair matted down and he looks so freakin cute. i heart james enough to pay him 1 million dollars just to enjoy his body for a full weekend! please let james be a whore after this show is over!
big brother 6 update: earlier after the group all gave up and split back into their groups [kaysar + janelle, howie + rachel, james + sarah vs. erPrick + maggie, beau + ivette, jennifer + april]. king kaysar and his group are up in the HOH room discussing how they will say goodbye to eric. erPrick and his bitches are in the backyard practicing to save their epic big brother lives!!!
erPrick claims that he will sit outside all fuckin night just to watch the other group's stragety. he keeps trashing the other players personally yet claims that he doesn't get upset by the other group. supposely he and kaysar had a small amount of words outside in which erPrick states the comment about not being upset.
well back to the backyard bitches, beau makes it known that earlier howie asked beau if he worked out and so forth. beau was ignoring him and said very few words. beau then tells his backyard fellow bitches that he was like "fuck you" to howie yet not using the actual words. i guess we'll never see howie + beau kiss now.
erPrick won't stop ordering everyone around. cussing them out in his own unique way. and all of them, including april are getting a taste of power hoping they can now start trash talking to everyone's face once one of them wins HOH. now who's the ones playing with integrity, value + morals? they also keep bitching that big brother fixed the veto competition and that they are listening to everything they say because big brother will tweak it so the others will win. don't we all just hate eric? he's making [some] firefighters feel guilty to be associated with such a prick.
now once erPrick's group has went inside, ivette stays outside as kasyar's group goes to the HOH ball thing. ivette tags eric as he heads back outside saying "someone needs to be outside at all times." eric takes a seat has a few more words with eric. howie says "you're not suppose to be out here." and then kaysar tells him he's not going to learn anything. eric says "don't give a shit". kaysar laughs saying not to be so aggressive. and then eric says "okay, whatever you say." the longer erPrick and his personality stays out there, the better we have another chance at seeing eric get in an agrument with someone. here's hoping!
big brother 6 update: on the early morning slash midnight hours of july 27th, love seems to be in the air.
at around 2:20a.m., howie + janelle are downstairs taking showers. kaysar is upstair taking a shower. beau is up because he's a night owl. after the showers are done, kaysar + janelle head outside on the patio cushion thing and chat and flirt so badly it hurts to watch it.
yesterday night kaysar + janelle were talking about a deeper sense of themselves in the HOH room. and now tonight, they laugh and keep their distance. janelle flips her hair. we see a side of kaysar that we don't when it's game time.
inside, howie + beau address the almost kiss last night and past boyfriend's beau has dated. we find out the largest guy was 6 foot 6, 245 pounds. howie asks if he liked him? "loved him... not loved him but i mean he was great." "you were his little bitch?" "not so much".
and the smallest guy beau has dated was 5 ten, 170 pounds. but i think 5" 9, 145 pounds is beau's ideal man. beau also says all of his friends are "beautiful". howie then asks beau about masturbation! here we go.
"we're you really going to jerk me last night?" asks howie. let me fill you in... last night, ivette + april dared beau to take the lotion and to go jerk off howie to get him on their side. he grabbed it but backed out because someone was in the bathroom area with howie. and now you're caught up and we're back to howie + beau in the bathroom.
well, beau says "why not" to jerking off howie. it's just a hand. beau is then asked if he's good. beau says "of course." howie asks beau if he jerked himself off yet? beau asks why he asked this and howie really doesn't have an answer. howie ends the jerk off talk with "some of these chicks just don't have a clue on how to jerk it."
oh howie. you perverted bisexually curious closeted soon to be homosexual big brother contestant!
to continue reading kaysar + janelle's love escapade click "continue reading..."
outside, kaysar asks janelle if she thinks he's boring. they share a look and he smiles. she asks what. and he says nothing and looks away. oh kaysar. i'm pretty sure janelle is not interested in kaysar. kaysar is just love sick with an innocent crush on janelle. he even asked if it was okay to defend her when howie makes "boobie" comments about her. she says yes and please defend me.
later in the conversation, we find out james gets on janelle's nerves because he's so "anal" and so "health conscious". kaysar asks what do you think of me? because he can only eat certain meat. she says that you eat meat and that's okay. janelle asks kaysar if james has an eating disorder? kaysar says no but at least he's not a fat ass like me. janelle says she doesn't date guys like james.
"do you know what you want? do you know what you're looking for?" asks kaysar. janelle responds that she does and that she knows it when she sees it. they also compare about the fact that janelle doesn't really clean up after herself. she's use to having a maid.
kaysar says that once he gets married that he would want his wife and him to have an understanding that if you see a dirty dish, just wash it. janelle also brings up a pretty boy type boyfriend she dated in high school that kept asking 'how do i look, how's my hair' type things that pissed her off.
kaysar then says "so i know this, you don't like guys to tell you what to do. you like nice guys." but she corrects him that she doesn't like push over guys but nice guys. now kaysar is trying to analyze why her past relationships have failed. she says they either piss me off or cheat on me. he ask how do they piss you off?
she thinks but doesn't really come up with a great answer. kaysar then finds out that she's had about 6 boyfriends since high school. he's started to annoy janelle by trying to tell her that she isn't happy and that he has to tell her how to be happy. oh kaysar you're fucking up the mood. kaysar ends up fucking up the night with his consent "happiness" probing of janelle's life.
note that she has yet to ask kaysar about his love interests or if he's happy. kaysar playing hits a pillow on her head like a 12 yr old girl would on a boy she has a crush on. i give up on these two for tonight. let me know if they screwed in the HOH room.
oh wait, he's kinda trashing michael that he isn't good enough for janelle. "what are you saying?" asks janelle. kaysar will compliment michael [past bb contestant who was kissing janelle] and then trash him. "i think he's a great guy, but is he a great guy for you?" in which she answers "you don't think so?" he says it's not for him to decide and that he's not trying to talk her out of it.
"so you don't think he's my type?" she asks kaysar. he says it isn't going to last because she doesn't know what she wants. she playfully argues that she does and he says he doesn't. back and forth. kaysar is now getting closer to her on the outside bed thing.
she's started to get playfully aggravated with kaysar because he keeps saying that she doesn't know what she wants but she thinks she does. my god kaysar sucks at this picking up the girl thing. does he really think he is winning over janelle? give it up kaysar or change how you "win" janelle over. i'm done with this night. you and i both know this ain't going nowhere!
wait, he touches her cheek and says he wants to "kill" her because she's such an actress. she also tells kaysar that she's still going to see michael after this. he now says that he is just going to watch after janelle because they're "partners" in the game + that "until eviction do us part" will they be separated. has kaysar once again gets closer to janelle she finally excuses herself because he says "you fall back on this miss giggly thing and that helps you get through life very easily, glide through when you don't reach your potential, you fall back on your beautiful looks."
"that's not a nice thing to say. i'm a sensitive person. i'm not going to sit here and be told how to live my life!" she gets up rather quickly and goes inside. we hear the audio of kaysar saying "oh god." like i said. kaysar fucked this one up. give it up kaysar or you're going to freak janelle out enough she's going to evict you!
he follows her inside after a few minutes after getting the hint she ain't coming back. she finally tells him that she thinks everything he says is funny and that no one has ever figured her out. she tells him that she's going to live her life the way she wants. she leaves the bathroom and kaysar follows her. this is where you walk away kaysar.
i'm gay and i know how to treat a woman! once outside. they try to hide from the camera. back on the outside furniture thing he tells her in a creepy fashion. "i know you..." we're getting into stalker style here. i wish she would turn it around on him. "i appericate who i am and i don't think i'm a bad person... just because i have a disorder because i charm people doesn't mean i'm bad." he laughs. at her.
janelle you would really need to say 'kaysar, you're not my type. just please stop.' she should also say 'what are you expecting to come out of my mouth to make you happy or satisfied?' great, now kaysar thinks he's "figured" janelle out.
the problem with kaysar is everything is wrong. it's not the right answer. he has to explain the right answer, his answer, to you so that you can understand what the right asnwer is. pretty much anything that comes out of your mouth is not what he wants to hear. kaysar may be able to play with people's emotions but he can't play with a person one on one.
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big brother 6 . beau's wild night seduction
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since season 6 has officially ended, this blogmaster has gone back through every big brother related entry and adding new text with new opinions + new information. just in case a houseguest comes across this website i want them to read what an average viewer thought of their experience and their actions in the house. to each and every houseguest this season, thanks for the best & worst season to date. and thanks for ruining the word "friendship" forever. god i'm so dramatic.
don't worry guys + gals. i'm not always going to write about big brother but it does become an addiction and i thought i would post about it to those willing to listen. since i have yet to get any comments about big brother in any entry means i'll pull back. but for one of my last big brother 6 posts, here's your chance to watch beau have a wild night that includes seducing a sweaty howie!
on july 25th, at around 10p.m., beau started his frisky night in the bathroom area. he started looking for the cameras behind the mirrors. jumping from one mirror to the next.
later he heads outside with april to find howie working out near sarah + james who are lying in the hammock. beau asks april if he should go up and kiss howie. april dares him to. and thus i present a bad quality slash wal-martish slash dollar store video of beau's seduction on howie.
after the almost kiss, beau is running around inside trying to get away from the camera. he and april go into the diary room to have fun. they are later sent back out because they are wasting big brother god's time.
now beau + april head out into the yard. as april gives janelle a back massage, beau gets on howie's sweaty back and then falls hitting the barbell with his calf muscle. he lays there as howie tries to tell him not to mess with him when he's working out. make not of that all you queers who plan on seducing howie after the show. don't touch him while he's working out! he gets angry.
beau goes back in after some makeup cheek kisses from howie to get a back massage from erPrick. now after beau moves or scampers off somewhere else, erPrick is in the kitchen bitchin' to april about not washing another dish in the house. he keeps saying he and maggie are the only ones who don't leave dishes out. i guess that makes erPrick a better man. a much better man than everyone.
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July 25, 2005
are the producers fixing big brother 6?
since season 6 has officially ended, this blogmaster has gone back through every big brother related entry and adding new text with new opinions + new information. just in case a houseguest comes across this website i want them to read what an average viewer thought of their experience and their actions in the house. to each and every houseguest this season, thanks for the best & worst season to date. and thanks for ruining the word "friendship" forever. god i'm so dramatic.
for those not watching the show this season, you're missing out on the best season of the series so far with a u.s. cast. for those who don't know, this season, everyone was the twist. everyone walked into the game with a secret partner. and three weeks into the game, the house is divided.
before we start, here are the pairs so no one gets confused. maggie + eric[friends]. james + sarah[dating 2 months]. april + jennifer[sorority sisters who hardly know each other or so they claim]. kaysar + michael[friends]. howie + rachel[friends]. janelle + ashlea[friends]. ivette + beau[acquaintances or so they claim].
okay. now on one end of the divided house you have eric, better known on the internet as erPrick Crappy, who is the self appointed leader of maggie, beau, ivette, jennifer and april [who is by far the dumbest woman to ever play the game, i call people i watch the show with "april" to insult them and they are insulted when i call them that]. *it turns out april isn't so dumb or stupid. she made it further than most and got the final four spot this season. good game april.*
on the other end of the divided house are the outcasts turned people with power slash people with knowledge slash to people who think for themselves: kaysar, howie, james, sarah, rachel and janelle.
during the first two weeks, eric and his league of idiots thought they ran the show. james & sarah were with this alliance at this point and as a power in the house they got out the "annoying" players in the first 2 weeks that shouldn't have gone. they could have gotten rid of kaysar first week and then janelle second week so that there wasn't any chance of new power struggles further down the game. that didn't happen because they played based on emotion. ashlea was evicted the first week because she was "annoying" and then michael was evicted 2nd week because he was a "sexual predator". freakin idiots. *it turns out the friendship alliance, created once eric left, dominated the game and controlled the game until the final 2 were two members from the friendship alliance. all fucking ivette's fault the friendship won because she should have taken janelle to the final 2 instead of maggie. oh well, game over.*
well when kaysar got HOH 3rd week, he flipped the fuckin' house upside down with one move. putting up eric [a secret pair with maggie, unrevealed at this point] + james [eric's "boy" and right hand man] on the block. when james finally came out about his pair to kaysar, the outcasts [kaysar, janelle + howie] got rachel, james + sarah to join up with them and evict eric. kaysar's master plan, or some say howie's master plan, worked without flaws. *it turns out kaysar wanted ivette out more than eric. but james pushed for eric and so did howie.*
when eric saw that maggie [his secret partner] was about to go home, he started campaigning against james. james next mission was to win the POV. the game for POV involved chess rules and once certain players were taken out of the game, everyone on kaysar's team let james win to pull himself off the block. *the greatest tv moment up to the point was when maggie was dumbfounded on the sidelines. maggie thought kaysar sealed her fate. he said "no, i seald your partner's fate". but then maggie went on to win the whole fucking game. bitch.*
james was very angry at eric at this point. not because of eric fighting for maggie, which is to be expected, but for telling james he was taking him to the final four not including maggie. he supposely gave james a cap to wear for his kids and then ripped it off james' head later in the game like a whinning child. also, eric started telling people that he dismissed james from day 2 or day 3 when james used the word "evil" to describe maggie. eric claims at that moment he wrote off james. this would then mean everything eric said or did to keep james his "right hand" man was a lie thus giving james valid reasons to believe eric was backstabbing james.
now since someone not on eric's divided half did not win the POV, eric and his group of idiots began their bitching sessions to big brother [and to america via live feeds] that the game was fixed so that someone not part of their group would win the veto competiton. they also brought up the point that janelle learned chess from her father and that james and howie and kaysar love to play chess. *the problem with this mentality is that the chess board was in the house since day one. anyone could have used the chess board to ready themselves for a game involving chess. dumbasses.*
now this past sunday, big brother supplied the houseguests, who are on a pb&j diet for the week, with pizza, cake and ice cream to celebrate sarah's birthday. free of charge. to make everyone happy.
well after eating + working out, eric was outside on the hammock with maggie and said the cake was crap. disgusting. maggie agreed and both thus did not appericate the cake supplied free of charge. yes we have the right to bitch about free food but you will be portrayed as unappreciative. after this they continued to go on about the game being fixed for the other side of the house to win. they now start trashing the money prize of $500,000 dollars. ivette at another part of the day asked "where's the waitressing competition?" since she was a waitress outside of the game.
now on july 25th, april reveals outside to beau + ivette that she went into the diary room and talked with big brother. she said she told them that it wasn't fair and that america will see that it wasn't fair. "this is bullsh!t." she says. april then makes me laugh by saying all they [big brother gods] did was laugh back at her. okay april, i'm sure the big brother gods will make sure the game goes according to how you want it to be played. just for you. all for you. for you and your friends who play with "integrity".
now of course after this, word got out to kaysar's group that the eric's group was bitching about the big brother gods fixing the contest. they laughed saying from day one, a chess board was in the house for everyone to play. and then a few days before the veto comeptition, there was a giant chess piece in the living room. they should have started playing chess day + night! but no one on eric's side did. why because they don't think which is the basic human element to playing this game and winning. *i take it back, the nerd herd did start thinking. they began studying and remembering everything in ever competition. that's why they are now properly referred to as the nerd herd. study, study, study.*
after april's comment, shortly thereafter, ivette says "julie bitch, you better start asking the questions." ivette commented about juile chen asking her questions. ivette used julie and the word "bitch" in the same sentence. does she not know that julie is married to the guy who practically runs cbs. the same network your show is featured on? i swear, erPrick's idiots are just fucking idiots. *no they are not, they won the fucking game.*
now here's the question. should you bite the hand that feeds you and not expect to get bitten right back? we'll have to wait and see if big brother continues to "fix" the game so that eric's posse continues to lose. sore losers. stupid sore losers. stupid unappericated losers. *sore winners. stupid sore winners. stupid unappericated winners.*
i personally hope more games come that involve thinking rather than chance. i'd love to see erPrick's idiots attempt to think and then watch others win who've been thinking from day one instead of following one man's "heroic" speeches about team unity and integrity.
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July 23, 2005
big brother 6 . HOH + POV drama!
since season 6 has officially ended, this blogmaster has gone back through every big brother related entry and adding new text with new opinions + new information. just in case a houseguest comes across this website i want them to read what an average viewer thought of their experience and their actions in the house. to each and every houseguest this season, thanks for the best & worst season to date. and thanks for ruining the word "friendship" forever. god i'm so dramatic.
big brother 6 update: this house has been fucking flipped upside down. the big brother gods have literally grabbed this house and shaken it like a 4 year old holding a wrapped present. for those wanting to read everything that has gone down since nominations + power of veto, then read below. let's begin.
the original power in the house was eric, james, sarah, ivette, beau, april, jennifer, rachel and maggie. the outcasts were howie, janelle + kaysar. after michael left, eric was praying at the HOH competition for a win for his "team". april was holding hands with someone hoping for a win... and the final four left in the HOH competition were james, maggie, kaysar + janelle. and then kaysar won.
after kaysar won, everyone in the house that is part of the original power team tried to get kaysar to turn on janelle. ivette's master plan was to put her + janelle up on the block and let the house vote out janelle. they wanted kaysar to sacrific his team to their team to allow kaysar a few more extra weeks in the house.
kaysar saw right through it. but when james went up to the HOH room, he made a deal with kaysar since they are the 2 smartest players in this game. kaysar has built 2 bridges to a big brother win at this point. one with howie + janelle, another bridge with james.
kaysar sat with james in that HOH figuring out every pair in the house. jennifer + april. beau + ivette. howie + rachel. eric + maggie. janelle + ashlea. michael + kaysar. so then he asks james before the nomination ceremony, "you're telling me everyone in this house is paired up except you and sarah." james stuck with his lie. kaysar asked him again. james lied again.
so come nomination ceremony, kaysar nominates james + maggie. the reason for nominating maggie is since she was paired with eric and since eric is best buds with james, eric would rally votes for maggie thus turning on james.
it worked. this epic plan of kaysar's worked! this nomination split the house in half. james went up to the HOH room and finally admitted to kaysar that he knows sarah. he said he had to hold his last trump card until he had to reveal it.
with that now set aside, it was time to expose howie + rachel. howie was confronted by janelle + kaysar about his pair and he finally said yes i know rachel. and now we create a new power in the game, sarah + james, kaysar + janelle and howie + rachel. a power of six.
the next plan is to keep the secret from everyone and win the next POV to get james off the block. it worked. now it's time to put up eric and vote him out of the house.
after the POV ceremony, the house broke into a major tear fest and lie fest. pairs started revealing themselves. james + sarah finally revealed to the house that they are a couple. eric + maggie revealed that they knew each other before entering the house. howie + rachel are telling everyone they knew each other and are friends. but now comes to the lies.
ivette is torn apart inside. she can't except that maggie and eric are together. she can't except that everyone has lied to some extent to her. she is crying in the gold room comforted by james. she cries in the hallway near the fish. she cries in the storage room. she cries at the kitchen table. she cries about she isn't paired up and that she's alone. bullshit bitch.
when ivette came out of the gold room and saw maggie crying in bed with eric, she asked. do you know each other? they said yes. ivette couldn't handle the large amount of truths + revelations.
now april is following the same cry path. she is telling everyone that she is alone. that she came into this house by herself. meanwhile, in the HOH, kaysar tells james that he is going to bring up april + jennifer together and get them to admit that they know each other. that if they don't vote against eric, they are the 2 next to go up. it hasn't happened yet.
and that's all so far. it's been an intense week. the best season of big brother: usa to date! now when those secret pairs still lying about how they didn't come into the house with a partner are going to be revealed as liars when julie chen tells everyone that everyone came into the house with a secret pair and that big grand prize for a pair in the end gets 1,000,000 dollars for first place and 250,000 dollars for second place! *it turns out everyone came clean before julie got to tell the house. it was hoping to get live reactions to the news on those still lying about the pairs.*
in other big brother 6 news: howie + beau were finally talking again outside on the grass. at first the conversation was about life in the stars and then suddenly turned to beau annoucning to the world... "i'm mostly a bottom." he also mentioned he was versatile but that his friends call him a "waste of a dick". i'm guess howie is gonna top beau sometime in the house! *there is an image floating around the net that shows how big beau is packing. i can now agree that beau is a waste of a dick.*
in other big brother 6 news: on july 24th, at around 12:50p.m., janelle is in the GOLD ROOM with hot fucker james + sarah. they are talking about previous seasons of big brother. who's hot name comes up? HARDY!
janelle says that she knows hardy and the he's the manager of sky bar in miami! in a quick search online, i discover that the only sky bar in miami is at the shore club. the place looks beautiful and i bet hardy looks even more breath-taking managing the place. hardy is the type of the guy that only gets better sexually + physically with age. for those unaware who or what hardy looks like, check out foto . hardy. i heart hardy... and i hope to heart hardy in some big brother all star edition later next year...
Posted by guytvblog at 3:36 PM
July 19, 2005
big brother 6 . july updates
since season 6 has officially ended, this blogmaster has gone back through every big brother related entry and adding new text with new opinions + new information. just in case a houseguest comes across this website i want them to read what an average viewer thought of their experience and their actions in the house. to each and every houseguest this season, thanks for the best & worst season to date. and thanks for ruining the word "friendship" forever. god i'm so dramatic.
starting this week i will be fully addicted to the live big brother 6 feeds. i usually watch while i update or maintain my websites. when i find something interest to write about, i'll update within this post. now when this selected post disappears from the front page of guytvblog.com, then i'll create a new entry and update on the new post until that disappears and thus create the next big brother 6 update post. you get it? good. let's begin.
you'll also get my user created pictures with images taken viciously from jokerupdates dot com + various websites associate with the site. i did and have not taken any caputres from the live feeds. just thought some of you would like to know that.
big brother 6 update: on july 19th, at around 5:30 p.m., witless april + fantastic beau are in the hammock discussing what else, the game! we find out that they moved into the big brother house sunday july 3rd. april starts wondering "do you think tom cruise is watching this? britney spears?" there's nothing on tv." "well, the hitlon project, or whatever that was, which is stupid. the hilton thing." *it turns out both jennifer and april met while auditioning for that hilton reality show that hunky texan won! wow, looks like they made it on a bigger show cause anything hilton sucks!*
ivette joins in on the probably funky smelling hammock and beau reveals that he asked janelle about who she would put up if she won. she says probably you because you're gay and we're like sisters. beau didn't like that statement. yet beau, you allow april to make "african american" comments about her tan + you allow eric to use the word "fag". beau deserves to get played. [snaps finger as i walk away faggy].
now april tells the homosexual and the lesbian that rachel is asking janelle to play chess. this is interpreted by the thrashy 3 as rachel digging her own hole with the outcasts. hey trashy 3, let others play the game the way they want to. excuse me but i thought people could do what the f!ck they wanted while in the house. the trashy 3 wouldn't want people telling them how to act or who to associate with. i spit on the trashy 3. right in their eye.
april also reveals that rachel is wanting to win this game. well so does everyone else but april goes on to say that she herself is not looking to win right now but playing week to week. well eric told her to play week to week. april is thoughtless, she thinks and says eric's words. what a twit. *april is still a twit. but i feel sorry for her. she's like a puppy in need of cuddling and attention. when she does something bad you slap her nose job with a rolled up newspaper saying "bad april, bad!"*
"he has man titties and walks like a duck. and that's such a turn off. and janelle, i want to tell her on her way out. 'honey you forgot your extensions in the bathroom.'" ivette, the horrible lesbian says rerferring to kaysar first and then janelle. *another reason to dislike ivette as a person. her trashy comments will stick with her a good year after the game is over.*
big brother 6 update: on july 19th, at around 8:30, ivette + james are actually talking with kaysar about his religion, why he came into this game and they are actually having a civil conversation. oh and beau has a bible! according to ivette he does! hello, the bible says beau that you, me and ivette are going to burn in hell! ivette now calls kaysar's prayer rug "carpet".
kaysar is intriqued by what these people think. he knew what he was getting into when he signed up for big brother. he knows he's pushing the envelope within his community.
ivette tries to tell kaysar that he can't be isolated from everyone, to keep to yourself, that's not how you play the game. kaysar responds with...
"it's not that i wasn't planning on opening up. minus- take away the religion, my personality in itself is the type where i need to- i observe first. i'm quiet first so it had nothing to do with my religion.
but like for you, you're like the opposite. you like to get out there right away. get involved and stuff like that while me on the other hand, i'm not like that.
i need to understand people first, i need to see what they're like and then once i feel comfortable to come out and then i'm like 'oh hey ivette, how's it going'. i understand you a bit more and then i can have that one on one conversation with you and have it be meaningful. this is my thing. this is how i do things."
you see ivette. once you ask and sit down and talk with kaysar about why he's "stand offish" or "isolated" you get a better understanding of what kaysar is all about. *i have yet to hear ivette say in her exit interviews that she respects kaysar. but she does respect janelle... as a fucking player. i wish someone would ask her if she respects janelle as a person. i'd love to hear her answer to that question.*
eric, at some point, was looking on and listening in. april keeps walking by to ease drop, that witless, useless woman. james goes on to try and get ivette to understand where kaysar is also coming from. he compares kaysar briefly to past christian virgins who read their bible and put themselves in an environment of sex + sin.
ivette keeps going off topic as usual and i expect james to have now labeled ivette as an idiot when it comes to conversations with substance. ivette, just shut your mouth and let those who can handle a civil conversation have their conversations. *ivette has yet to learn to walk away and let adults talk about subjects she can't comprehend.*
i give up. james is continuing to try to get ivette to see his view point. finally kaysar tells them not to think of him as an outcast. james leaves to go drop something in the tiolet. ivette actually smiles and kaysar asks ivette if she has any more questions. she says no. "to each its own." says ivette. bitch, it's "to each their own." also, kaysar put ivette in a example situation where if her father told her not to sleep with a boy because it could lead to sex... the bitch kept her mouth shut.. she thought about it but never corrected kaysar about "the boy" part. suddenly howie steps in and he turns it around to a crude conversation. i give up with this entry.
finally about an hour later ivette and kaysar are alone talking while beau is listening around the corner. ivette keeps her cool and is attempting to get kaysar to admit that he's had to "tweak" his religion to be in the house. but finally kaysar said yes he has had to "tweak" himself to be in the house. if ivette plans to use this "tweak" comment against kaysar, he can easily defend himself by saying he agreed that everyone in the house has "tweaked" themselves to be in the house as a person but not their religion. kaysar is keeping religion separate from his characteristics such as how he likes his bathroom to be or how he likes his house to be a certain way... they finally part ways with kaysar having a headache. *jesus, i have a headache reliving that moment!*
big brother 6 update: on july 19th, at around 10:30p.m., howie is outside with michael + kaysar. one of them points out the moon and kaysar tells howie that it would be funny for the camera to pan from the moon down to howie + him holding each other. howie, of course, holds kaysar and grabs kaysar's butt. "it's disgusting. what's wrong with you? i don't want you touching me like that. listen man, you're not that gay. stop acting like that."
howie, for the first time is taken back and stays quiet for a few seconds. he comes back with "you're not that religious so don't pull this kneel down bow stuff." kaysar quickly realizes what he's done and tries to twist it around by saying howie will never be a jedi. micheal chimes in with "you're never be anything but a common cheap whore."
bad move guys. howie's now thinking. he's quiet. kaysar notices it. michael says something book slash college smart and asks howie something about philosphy. howie surprises him with an intelligent comment and shocks michael. "that's the brightest comment i've heard you make in a long time." michael and kaysar both keep laughing AT howie. howie continues to think while staring at them.
moments later kaysar still can't get over the fact that his butt was grabbed. kaysar tells howie that "you took it too seriously." although kaysar is now laughing about the situation, he says he'll stop talking about it because howie is just staring at him. kaysar thinks he's freaking howie out. the game's over for kaysar. i think. *well it wasn't game over for kaysar. kaysar and howie ended up being good friends and howie came up with the whole "what up kayysarr!" thing. *
Posted by guytvblog at 7:30 PM
July 18, 2005
big brother 6 . 12 days until howie comes out
since season 6 has officially ended, this blogmaster has gone back through every big brother related entry and adding new text with new opinions + new information. just in case a houseguest comes across this website i want them to read what an average viewer thought of their experience and their actions in the house. to each and every houseguest this season, thanks for the best & worst season to date. and thanks for ruining the word "friendship" forever. god i'm so dramatic.
that is the question. how many days do think it will be before howie comes out of the closet? when eric + michael got into an almost fight that led to someone's almost immediate eviction.... i immediatly signed up for the live feeds, even though i had to wait 5 hours to see the aftermath! this is the first time i've ever signed up for the feeds since big brother started airing. and now i'm addicted. every time i'm updating one of my 3 websites, the live feeds are in the corner of my screen, fixed on top of all my work pages. *i still don't understand why we couldn't see the house after the finale. we could have gotten to see fans and family members enter the house with the cast.*
well sunday evening slash early monday morning, howie started asking [and has been asking] beau very sexual questions about gay men and what he's sexually attracted to. we find out beau is not into michael because he's too thin as in muscle size. beau says he dated a pro baseball player who is built like howie but as tall as michael. *anyone know of this man's identity?*
how long must i wait for howie to kiss beau and grab his package very tightly. anyways, howie notices kaysar moments later working out. he asks kaysar why he workouts all the time and lets him know that if he keeps it up, he'll be fit at the end of the show.
the next batch of questions howie asked beau about homosexuality dealt with friends + family. i think howie is trying ot get an understanding of what life will be like when someone comes out.
it's funny because whenever howie asks one of the guys passing by a question, the question is something that only a gay man would ask another guy. when a woman passes by, howie quickly directs sexual comments at whichever female body is passing by. he always covers up his gay thoughts or comments with straight comments. it's clear that he's borderline closeted and probing beau for queer information.
i'm thinking this is the reason why howie was cast. i'm betting the producers asked howie if he would come out on the show. we'll never know until after he leaves the house and does gay magazine interviews. one of his very gay quotes in the kitchen that same night was directed at michael, janelle + beau...
"i got this one buddy who questions my sexually all the time... i told him- don't worry even if i am gay, i'm not attracted to you."
i've giving howie exactly 12 days to come out to beau. when howie finds out ivette is a lesbian i think he'll feel more comfortable coming out. i have yet to see anyone react to ivette's lifestyle. american society just doesn't seem to care about lesbians, it's all how bad homosexuals are and how sinful their life is. *howie never came out and remains closeted to this day.*
now let's get off the howie topic for a moment. the lust for kaysar can only be described as a healthy borderline sexual infatuation. he wears howie's FBI cap every now and then and his hair is ready to be grabbed from behind... the only thing is that kaysar is hardly ever without a shirt. he's not like the other guys, always walking around shirtless. he's respectful in the house. and he was called a "muthafucker" by ivette, and i believe ivette has called kaysar a "camel rider". *ivette also referred to kaysar as a fake muslim and a suicide bomber. ivette, you'll never escape these comments. good luck with that.*
i'm gay and very queer and i'm not a fan of ivette. she's another reality idiot who bitches and complains about certain people who say certain things and then thinks it's perfectly fine to use the term "camel rider" to describe kaysar. *ivette's only defense now that she's out of the house is that we don't understand what it feels like to be in that house. that's not an excuse. stop using it to get yourself out of this hateful situation you put yourself in.*
firfighter eric, the most hated cast member this season, has used the term "fag" and called women he's laughing with "bitches". and he and ivette seem to be the new best friends of the house. now i see why. by the way, for those wondering, my sources for these terms are jokerupdates.com + the live feeds. *first off, it's fine with me, a gay person, using the word queer of fag. it's perfectly fine for black men to use the term "niggers". it's society as a whole that has come up with the damnation of an outside race using these words against as morally wrong. i don't make the rules.*
as i end this entry, i'm watching kaysar do bathroom stuff. 30 minutes of him taking a shower, coming out of the shower, grooming himself and heading outside to the hammock with some book, the only one awake of the entire group. i don't have the technology to capture the moment, well i do but i figured it out too late. i could try and post video + photos but please be fully aware that is will be very cheaply made dollar store style video. enjoy!
big brother 6 update: on july 18th at exactly 1:39 p.m., april, james, rachel + eric are in the kitchen area eating. april looks at her tanned body and says, and i'm quoting directly from the live feeds... "we're african americans. i'm looking at myself in the mirror and i'm like- i'm an african american." then dimwit james or erPrick says off camera, "i'm about mexican." a bunch of idiots. i guess i'm going to where an abercrombie tee shirt today and say, "i look pale + dead, i'm as white as a cracker!"
big brother 6 update: on july 18th at around 4p.m. eric made this comment. "beau's my gay friend, james is my fag." james responds... "damn, you got beat by a fag yesterday." in which erPrick responds, "yeah i did, i got beat bad dude... to which james responds with "god damn right you did." for 2 guys who claim that they are conservative and american god loving men, they abuse the word "fag" in front of beau [who's sweeping and says nothing] + use god's name in vain. bad bad men. i don't understand why beau + ivette, the gay team, turn against eric. ivette is completely thinking with her lesbian dick while beau is just playing on the "down low" letting everyone else fight it out. *i still don't understand why beau + ivette allowed eric to make such comments. ivette now confirms in exit interviews that eric was not so nice to her in the first few weeks when she was nothing but nice to him. i'm betting eric is no longer her saint of big brother.*
big brother 6 update: on july 18th, around 11p.m., up in the head of household room... eric, james + ivette have become the new 3some powerhouse. or so they think. but it's funny because ivette + james were trashing maggie who's secretly partnered with eric. eric took the negative comments and tried to defend her. then eric started to trash talk sarah who is james secret girlfriend. and ivette brought up beau saying he does whatever we tell him to do. they already suspect howie, april, rachel, jennifer + beau are playing nice with everyone, taking the "floater" role.
these are the people who will remain in the game. eric, ivette + james have days numbered. the rest of the house can easily turn against them. james calls janelle a "dumb blonde" because she is messing with her mic. beau still hates kaysar because ivette says janelle told her that if kaysar had won HOH that week that he would put up ivette + beau. now beau hates kaysar. ivette is a dirty player. *it turns out that ivette made it the final 2. thanks to maggie of course. james became the ultimate POV winner and made it into the jury. good game james. bad game ivette.*
big brother 6 howie update: on july 19th, howie is in the kitchen with kaysar. pretty much everyone is outside and kaysar asks howie "what do you think howie, am i a good looking guy?" to which howie responds in one of the longest queer quotes in big brother history... [note he says this quote as he walks up into kaysar at a very uncomfortable face to face zone as kaysar walks backwards and tries to dodge the on coming howie]
"oh yeah. you're definitely bangable. if i was a chick, i'd be all over you like white on rice. nice facial features. cute ears. nice little nose. nice teeth. pretty eye structure- eyebrows. nice chest and shoulders. nice butt. nice thin legs- lean legs-"
here kaysar interrupts him and says.. "okay howie." howie finishes it off with "you're one of the best looking guys in this house, definitely for sex." okay howie. okay... let's pull back the gay side in you, you're not ready to come out just yet.
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July 15, 2005
big brother 6 . beau is the luckiest guy
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