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July 25, 2005

are the producers fixing big brother 6?

since season 6 has officially ended, this blogmaster has gone back through every big brother related entry and adding new text with new opinions + new information. just in case a houseguest comes across this website i want them to read what an average viewer thought of their experience and their actions in the house. to each and every houseguest this season, thanks for the best & worst season to date. and thanks for ruining the word "friendship" forever. god i'm so dramatic.

for those not watching the show this season, you're missing out on the best season of the series so far with a u.s. cast. for those who don't know, this season, everyone was the twist. everyone walked into the game with a secret partner. and three weeks into the game, the house is divided.

before we start, here are the pairs so no one gets confused. maggie + eric[friends]. james + sarah[dating 2 months]. april + jennifer[sorority sisters who hardly know each other or so they claim]. kaysar + michael[friends]. howie + rachel[friends]. janelle + ashlea[friends]. ivette + beau[acquaintances or so they claim].

okay. now on one end of the divided house you have eric, better known on the internet as erPrick Crappy, who is the self appointed leader of maggie, beau, ivette, jennifer and april [who is by far the dumbest woman to ever play the game, i call people i watch the show with "april" to insult them and they are insulted when i call them that]. *it turns out april isn't so dumb or stupid. she made it further than most and got the final four spot this season. good game april.*

on the other end of the divided house are the outcasts turned people with power slash people with knowledge slash to people who think for themselves: kaysar, howie, james, sarah, rachel and janelle.

during the first two weeks, eric and his league of idiots thought they ran the show. james & sarah were with this alliance at this point and as a power in the house they got out the "annoying" players in the first 2 weeks that shouldn't have gone. they could have gotten rid of kaysar first week and then janelle second week so that there wasn't any chance of new power struggles further down the game. that didn't happen because they played based on emotion. ashlea was evicted the first week because she was "annoying" and then michael was evicted 2nd week because he was a "sexual predator". freakin idiots. *it turns out the friendship alliance, created once eric left, dominated the game and controlled the game until the final 2 were two members from the friendship alliance. all fucking ivette's fault the friendship won because she should have taken janelle to the final 2 instead of maggie. oh well, game over.*

well when kaysar got HOH 3rd week, he flipped the fuckin' house upside down with one move. putting up eric [a secret pair with maggie, unrevealed at this point] + james [eric's "boy" and right hand man] on the block. when james finally came out about his pair to kaysar, the outcasts [kaysar, janelle + howie] got rachel, james + sarah to join up with them and evict eric. kaysar's master plan, or some say howie's master plan, worked without flaws. *it turns out kaysar wanted ivette out more than eric. but james pushed for eric and so did howie.*

when eric saw that maggie [his secret partner] was about to go home, he started campaigning against james. james next mission was to win the POV. the game for POV involved chess rules and once certain players were taken out of the game, everyone on kaysar's team let james win to pull himself off the block. *the greatest tv moment up to the point was when maggie was dumbfounded on the sidelines. maggie thought kaysar sealed her fate. he said "no, i seald your partner's fate". but then maggie went on to win the whole fucking game. bitch.*

james was very angry at eric at this point. not because of eric fighting for maggie, which is to be expected, but for telling james he was taking him to the final four not including maggie. he supposely gave james a cap to wear for his kids and then ripped it off james' head later in the game like a whinning child. also, eric started telling people that he dismissed james from day 2 or day 3 when james used the word "evil" to describe maggie. eric claims at that moment he wrote off james. this would then mean everything eric said or did to keep james his "right hand" man was a lie thus giving james valid reasons to believe eric was backstabbing james.

now since someone not on eric's divided half did not win the POV, eric and his group of idiots began their bitching sessions to big brother [and to america via live feeds] that the game was fixed so that someone not part of their group would win the veto competiton. they also brought up the point that janelle learned chess from her father and that james and howie and kaysar love to play chess. *the problem with this mentality is that the chess board was in the house since day one. anyone could have used the chess board to ready themselves for a game involving chess. dumbasses.*

now this past sunday, big brother supplied the houseguests, who are on a pb&j diet for the week, with pizza, cake and ice cream to celebrate sarah's birthday. free of charge. to make everyone happy.

well after eating + working out, eric was outside on the hammock with maggie and said the cake was crap. disgusting. maggie agreed and both thus did not appericate the cake supplied free of charge. yes we have the right to bitch about free food but you will be portrayed as unappreciative. after this they continued to go on about the game being fixed for the other side of the house to win. they now start trashing the money prize of $500,000 dollars. ivette at another part of the day asked "where's the waitressing competition?" since she was a waitress outside of the game.

now on july 25th, april reveals outside to beau + ivette that she went into the diary room and talked with big brother. she said she told them that it wasn't fair and that america will see that it wasn't fair. "this is bullsh!t." she says. april then makes me laugh by saying all they [big brother gods] did was laugh back at her. okay april, i'm sure the big brother gods will make sure the game goes according to how you want it to be played. just for you. all for you. for you and your friends who play with "integrity".

now of course after this, word got out to kaysar's group that the eric's group was bitching about the big brother gods fixing the contest. they laughed saying from day one, a chess board was in the house for everyone to play. and then a few days before the veto comeptition, there was a giant chess piece in the living room. they should have started playing chess day + night! but no one on eric's side did. why because they don't think which is the basic human element to playing this game and winning. *i take it back, the nerd herd did start thinking. they began studying and remembering everything in ever competition. that's why they are now properly referred to as the nerd herd. study, study, study.*

after april's comment, shortly thereafter, ivette says "julie bitch, you better start asking the questions." ivette commented about juile chen asking her questions. ivette used julie and the word "bitch" in the same sentence. does she not know that julie is married to the guy who practically runs cbs. the same network your show is featured on? i swear, erPrick's idiots are just fucking idiots. *no they are not, they won the fucking game.*

now here's the question. should you bite the hand that feeds you and not expect to get bitten right back? we'll have to wait and see if big brother continues to "fix" the game so that eric's posse continues to lose. sore losers. stupid sore losers. stupid unappericated losers. *sore winners. stupid sore winners. stupid unappericated winners.*

i personally hope more games come that involve thinking rather than chance. i'd love to see erPrick's idiots attempt to think and then watch others win who've been thinking from day one instead of following one man's "heroic" speeches about team unity and integrity.

Posted by guytvblog at July 25, 2005 3:26 PM

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