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July 26, 2005
big brother 6 . exclusive tees + big love
big brother 6 update: so beau is a reality whore to some degree. on wednesday night, beau was first featured in a yacht party on the cbs show the cut. and then later in the reality programming evening, beau popped up again on mtv's made in the episode entitled. prom queen. he was featured holding some dog and he appears twice. just thought you'd like to know.
and tomorrow's HOH competition is a game based on chance. right now the houseguests are practicing all night and ivette keeps practicing over and over interrupting other people's chance to practice. bitch! thanks to this, the game can flip come thursday night!
and james commented in the gold room to sarah that the game they are using for practice usually is a variation of a bigger version and to not think what's in the backyard is what they are going to be using for the HOH competition. maggie claims to practice all f!cking night and jennifer is out for james' blood.
i'm out for his erection, isn't james the hottest big brother statue to walk among all contestants? right now he's in the backyard with his hair matted down and he looks so freakin cute. i heart james enough to pay him 1 million dollars just to enjoy his body for a full weekend! please let james be a whore after this show is over!
big brother 6 update: earlier after the group all gave up and split back into their groups [kaysar + janelle, howie + rachel, james + sarah vs. erPrick + maggie, beau + ivette, jennifer + april]. king kaysar and his group are up in the HOH room discussing how they will say goodbye to eric. erPrick and his bitches are in the backyard practicing to save their epic big brother lives!!!
erPrick claims that he will sit outside all fuckin night just to watch the other group's stragety. he keeps trashing the other players personally yet claims that he doesn't get upset by the other group. supposely he and kaysar had a small amount of words outside in which erPrick states the comment about not being upset.
well back to the backyard bitches, beau makes it known that earlier howie asked beau if he worked out and so forth. beau was ignoring him and said very few words. beau then tells his backyard fellow bitches that he was like "fuck you" to howie yet not using the actual words. i guess we'll never see howie + beau kiss now.
erPrick won't stop ordering everyone around. cussing them out in his own unique way. and all of them, including april are getting a taste of power hoping they can now start trash talking to everyone's face once one of them wins HOH. now who's the ones playing with integrity, value + morals? they also keep bitching that big brother fixed the veto competition and that they are listening to everything they say because big brother will tweak it so the others will win. don't we all just hate eric? he's making [some] firefighters feel guilty to be associated with such a prick.
now once erPrick's group has went inside, ivette stays outside as kasyar's group goes to the HOH ball thing. ivette tags eric as he heads back outside saying "someone needs to be outside at all times." eric takes a seat has a few more words with eric. howie says "you're not suppose to be out here." and then kaysar tells him he's not going to learn anything. eric says "don't give a shit". kaysar laughs saying not to be so aggressive. and then eric says "okay, whatever you say." the longer erPrick and his personality stays out there, the better we have another chance at seeing eric get in an agrument with someone. here's hoping!
big brother 6 update: on the early morning slash midnight hours of july 27th, love seems to be in the air.
at around 2:20a.m., howie + janelle are downstairs taking showers. kaysar is upstair taking a shower. beau is up because he's a night owl. after the showers are done, kaysar + janelle head outside on the patio cushion thing and chat and flirt so badly it hurts to watch it.
yesterday night kaysar + janelle were talking about a deeper sense of themselves in the HOH room. and now tonight, they laugh and keep their distance. janelle flips her hair. we see a side of kaysar that we don't when it's game time.
inside, howie + beau address the almost kiss last night and past boyfriend's beau has dated. we find out the largest guy was 6 foot 6, 245 pounds. howie asks if he liked him? "loved him... not loved him but i mean he was great." "you were his little bitch?" "not so much".
and the smallest guy beau has dated was 5 ten, 170 pounds. but i think 5" 9, 145 pounds is beau's ideal man. beau also says all of his friends are "beautiful". howie then asks beau about masturbation! here we go.
"we're you really going to jerk me last night?" asks howie. let me fill you in... last night, ivette + april dared beau to take the lotion and to go jerk off howie to get him on their side. he grabbed it but backed out because someone was in the bathroom area with howie. and now you're caught up and we're back to howie + beau in the bathroom.
well, beau says "why not" to jerking off howie. it's just a hand. beau is then asked if he's good. beau says "of course." howie asks beau if he jerked himself off yet? beau asks why he asked this and howie really doesn't have an answer. howie ends the jerk off talk with "some of these chicks just don't have a clue on how to jerk it."
oh howie. you perverted bisexually curious closeted soon to be homosexual big brother contestant!
to continue reading kaysar + janelle's love escapade click "continue reading..."
outside, kaysar asks janelle if she thinks he's boring. they share a look and he smiles. she asks what. and he says nothing and looks away. oh kaysar. i'm pretty sure janelle is not interested in kaysar. kaysar is just love sick with an innocent crush on janelle. he even asked if it was okay to defend her when howie makes "boobie" comments about her. she says yes and please defend me.
later in the conversation, we find out james gets on janelle's nerves because he's so "anal" and so "health conscious". kaysar asks what do you think of me? because he can only eat certain meat. she says that you eat meat and that's okay. janelle asks kaysar if james has an eating disorder? kaysar says no but at least he's not a fat ass like me. janelle says she doesn't date guys like james.
"do you know what you want? do you know what you're looking for?" asks kaysar. janelle responds that she does and that she knows it when she sees it. they also compare about the fact that janelle doesn't really clean up after herself. she's use to having a maid.
kaysar says that once he gets married that he would want his wife and him to have an understanding that if you see a dirty dish, just wash it. janelle also brings up a pretty boy type boyfriend she dated in high school that kept asking 'how do i look, how's my hair' type things that pissed her off.
kaysar then says "so i know this, you don't like guys to tell you what to do. you like nice guys." but she corrects him that she doesn't like push over guys but nice guys. now kaysar is trying to analyze why her past relationships have failed. she says they either piss me off or cheat on me. he ask how do they piss you off?
she thinks but doesn't really come up with a great answer. kaysar then finds out that she's had about 6 boyfriends since high school. he's started to annoy janelle by trying to tell her that she isn't happy and that he has to tell her how to be happy. oh kaysar you're fucking up the mood. kaysar ends up fucking up the night with his consent "happiness" probing of janelle's life.
note that she has yet to ask kaysar about his love interests or if he's happy. kaysar playing hits a pillow on her head like a 12 yr old girl would on a boy she has a crush on. i give up on these two for tonight. let me know if they screwed in the HOH room.
oh wait, he's kinda trashing michael that he isn't good enough for janelle. "what are you saying?" asks janelle. kaysar will compliment michael [past bb contestant who was kissing janelle] and then trash him. "i think he's a great guy, but is he a great guy for you?" in which she answers "you don't think so?" he says it's not for him to decide and that he's not trying to talk her out of it.
"so you don't think he's my type?" she asks kaysar. he says it isn't going to last because she doesn't know what she wants. she playfully argues that she does and he says he doesn't. back and forth. kaysar is now getting closer to her on the outside bed thing.
she's started to get playfully aggravated with kaysar because he keeps saying that she doesn't know what she wants but she thinks she does. my god kaysar sucks at this picking up the girl thing. does he really think he is winning over janelle? give it up kaysar or change how you "win" janelle over. i'm done with this night. you and i both know this ain't going nowhere!
wait, he touches her cheek and says he wants to "kill" her because she's such an actress. she also tells kaysar that she's still going to see michael after this. he now says that he is just going to watch after janelle because they're "partners" in the game + that "until eviction do us part" will they be separated. has kaysar once again gets closer to janelle she finally excuses herself because he says "you fall back on this miss giggly thing and that helps you get through life very easily, glide through when you don't reach your potential, you fall back on your beautiful looks."
"that's not a nice thing to say. i'm a sensitive person. i'm not going to sit here and be told how to live my life!" she gets up rather quickly and goes inside. we hear the audio of kaysar saying "oh god." like i said. kaysar fucked this one up. give it up kaysar or you're going to freak janelle out enough she's going to evict you!
he follows her inside after a few minutes after getting the hint she ain't coming back. she finally tells him that she thinks everything he says is funny and that no one has ever figured her out. she tells him that she's going to live her life the way she wants. she leaves the bathroom and kaysar follows her. this is where you walk away kaysar.
i'm gay and i know how to treat a woman! once outside. they try to hide from the camera. back on the outside furniture thing he tells her in a creepy fashion. "i know you..." we're getting into stalker style here. i wish she would turn it around on him. "i appericate who i am and i don't think i'm a bad person... just because i have a disorder because i charm people doesn't mean i'm bad." he laughs. at her.
janelle you would really need to say 'kaysar, you're not my type. just please stop.' she should also say 'what are you expecting to come out of my mouth to make you happy or satisfied?' great, now kaysar thinks he's "figured" janelle out.
the problem with kaysar is everything is wrong. it's not the right answer. he has to explain the right answer, his answer, to you so that you can understand what the right asnwer is. pretty much anything that comes out of your mouth is not what he wants to hear. kaysar may be able to play with people's emotions but he can't play with a person one on one.
Posted by guytvblog at July 26, 2005 3:20 PM
Comments
Janelle: "I hate __________________ [insert cast member name here]".
Posted by: Bob at July 26, 2005 4:24 PM
Howie: "I like boobies"
Posted by: Anonymous at July 26, 2005 5:34 PM
keep writing...i too am addicted to big brother 6...this is starting off to be one of the best seasons....don't you think eric might be playing on our team...what straight man calls another straight man bitch during a fight...
Posted by: christopher at July 27, 2005 10:32 AM
Great play-by-play.
Poor Kaysar... he's in love with a woman that can't see how hot he is--or maybe she is playing him for all it's worth?
Regardless, I hope he doesn't F' it up.
Posted by: Chris at July 27, 2005 5:08 PM
