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July 19, 2005

big brother 6 . july updates

since season 6 has officially ended, this blogmaster has gone back through every big brother related entry and adding new text with new opinions + new information. just in case a houseguest comes across this website i want them to read what an average viewer thought of their experience and their actions in the house. to each and every houseguest this season, thanks for the best & worst season to date. and thanks for ruining the word "friendship" forever. god i'm so dramatic.

starting this week i will be fully addicted to the live big brother 6 feeds. i usually watch while i update or maintain my websites. when i find something interest to write about, i'll update within this post. now when this selected post disappears from the front page of guytvblog.com, then i'll create a new entry and update on the new post until that disappears and thus create the next big brother 6 update post. you get it? good. let's begin.

you'll also get my user created pictures with images taken viciously from jokerupdates dot com + various websites associate with the site. i did and have not taken any caputres from the live feeds. just thought some of you would like to know that.

big brother 6 update: on july 19th, at around 5:30 p.m., witless april + fantastic beau are in the hammock discussing what else, the game! we find out that they moved into the big brother house sunday july 3rd. april starts wondering "do you think tom cruise is watching this? britney spears?" there's nothing on tv." "well, the hitlon project, or whatever that was, which is stupid. the hilton thing." *it turns out both jennifer and april met while auditioning for that hilton reality show that hunky texan won! wow, looks like they made it on a bigger show cause anything hilton sucks!*

ivette joins in on the probably funky smelling hammock and beau reveals that he asked janelle about who she would put up if she won. she says probably you because you're gay and we're like sisters. beau didn't like that statement. yet beau, you allow april to make "african american" comments about her tan + you allow eric to use the word "fag". beau deserves to get played. [snaps finger as i walk away faggy].

now april tells the homosexual and the lesbian that rachel is asking janelle to play chess. this is interpreted by the thrashy 3 as rachel digging her own hole with the outcasts. hey trashy 3, let others play the game the way they want to. excuse me but i thought people could do what the f!ck they wanted while in the house. the trashy 3 wouldn't want people telling them how to act or who to associate with. i spit on the trashy 3. right in their eye.

april also reveals that rachel is wanting to win this game. well so does everyone else but april goes on to say that she herself is not looking to win right now but playing week to week. well eric told her to play week to week. april is thoughtless, she thinks and says eric's words. what a twit. *april is still a twit. but i feel sorry for her. she's like a puppy in need of cuddling and attention. when she does something bad you slap her nose job with a rolled up newspaper saying "bad april, bad!"*

"he has man titties and walks like a duck. and that's such a turn off. and janelle, i want to tell her on her way out. 'honey you forgot your extensions in the bathroom.'" ivette, the horrible lesbian says rerferring to kaysar first and then janelle. *another reason to dislike ivette as a person. her trashy comments will stick with her a good year after the game is over.*

big brother 6 update: on july 19th, at around 8:30, ivette + james are actually talking with kaysar about his religion, why he came into this game and they are actually having a civil conversation. oh and beau has a bible! according to ivette he does! hello, the bible says beau that you, me and ivette are going to burn in hell! ivette now calls kaysar's prayer rug "carpet".

kaysar is intriqued by what these people think. he knew what he was getting into when he signed up for big brother. he knows he's pushing the envelope within his community.

ivette tries to tell kaysar that he can't be isolated from everyone, to keep to yourself, that's not how you play the game. kaysar responds with...

"it's not that i wasn't planning on opening up. minus- take away the religion, my personality in itself is the type where i need to- i observe first. i'm quiet first so it had nothing to do with my religion.

but like for you, you're like the opposite. you like to get out there right away. get involved and stuff like that while me on the other hand, i'm not like that.

i need to understand people first, i need to see what they're like and then once i feel comfortable to come out and then i'm like 'oh hey ivette, how's it going'. i understand you a bit more and then i can have that one on one conversation with you and have it be meaningful. this is my thing. this is how i do things."

you see ivette. once you ask and sit down and talk with kaysar about why he's "stand offish" or "isolated" you get a better understanding of what kaysar is all about. *i have yet to hear ivette say in her exit interviews that she respects kaysar. but she does respect janelle... as a fucking player. i wish someone would ask her if she respects janelle as a person. i'd love to hear her answer to that question.*

eric, at some point, was looking on and listening in. april keeps walking by to ease drop, that witless, useless woman. james goes on to try and get ivette to understand where kaysar is also coming from. he compares kaysar briefly to past christian virgins who read their bible and put themselves in an environment of sex + sin.

ivette keeps going off topic as usual and i expect james to have now labeled ivette as an idiot when it comes to conversations with substance. ivette, just shut your mouth and let those who can handle a civil conversation have their conversations. *ivette has yet to learn to walk away and let adults talk about subjects she can't comprehend.*

i give up. james is continuing to try to get ivette to see his view point. finally kaysar tells them not to think of him as an outcast. james leaves to go drop something in the tiolet. ivette actually smiles and kaysar asks ivette if she has any more questions. she says no. "to each its own." says ivette. bitch, it's "to each their own." also, kaysar put ivette in a example situation where if her father told her not to sleep with a boy because it could lead to sex... the bitch kept her mouth shut.. she thought about it but never corrected kaysar about "the boy" part. suddenly howie steps in and he turns it around to a crude conversation. i give up with this entry.

finally about an hour later ivette and kaysar are alone talking while beau is listening around the corner. ivette keeps her cool and is attempting to get kaysar to admit that he's had to "tweak" his religion to be in the house. but finally kaysar said yes he has had to "tweak" himself to be in the house. if ivette plans to use this "tweak" comment against kaysar, he can easily defend himself by saying he agreed that everyone in the house has "tweaked" themselves to be in the house as a person but not their religion. kaysar is keeping religion separate from his characteristics such as how he likes his bathroom to be or how he likes his house to be a certain way... they finally part ways with kaysar having a headache. *jesus, i have a headache reliving that moment!*

big brother 6 update: on july 19th, at around 10:30p.m., howie is outside with michael + kaysar. one of them points out the moon and kaysar tells howie that it would be funny for the camera to pan from the moon down to howie + him holding each other. howie, of course, holds kaysar and grabs kaysar's butt. "it's disgusting. what's wrong with you? i don't want you touching me like that. listen man, you're not that gay. stop acting like that."

howie, for the first time is taken back and stays quiet for a few seconds. he comes back with "you're not that religious so don't pull this kneel down bow stuff." kaysar quickly realizes what he's done and tries to twist it around by saying howie will never be a jedi. micheal chimes in with "you're never be anything but a common cheap whore."

bad move guys. howie's now thinking. he's quiet. kaysar notices it. michael says something book slash college smart and asks howie something about philosphy. howie surprises him with an intelligent comment and shocks michael. "that's the brightest comment i've heard you make in a long time." michael and kaysar both keep laughing AT howie. howie continues to think while staring at them.

moments later kaysar still can't get over the fact that his butt was grabbed. kaysar tells howie that "you took it too seriously." although kaysar is now laughing about the situation, he says he'll stop talking about it because howie is just staring at him. kaysar thinks he's freaking howie out. the game's over for kaysar. i think. *well it wasn't game over for kaysar. kaysar and howie ended up being good friends and howie came up with the whole "what up kayysarr!" thing. *

Posted by guytvblog at July 19, 2005 7:30 PM