August 26, 2005
big brother 6 . april wins HOH thus learning to think
in a nail biting reality finish, april won HOH over janelle. i threw my hands up into the air proclaiming, "fuck big brother once again, i'm done with you."
when the show ended i got on the computer reluctant to watch the live feeds. thank god i did because the best thing happened. first james went outside to play chess with ivette leaving howie + janelle in the gold room to talk. in comes maggie and april talking a mile a minute that the plan is to backdoor james!
howie and janelle are floored listening to the plan. april begins to say that most likely howie and janelle will be put up as pawns. the only problem is to not tell james, ivette or beau this plan. they want to blindside james. when maggie and april left the gold room, howie and janelle doubted the plan. there's flaws to it. the biggets one being ivette!
now the way april thinks her plan will work is if everyone plays for Power of Veto [POV], except for james, someone will win it and then backdoor james. simple plan right? but NOT really. if april learns to think... then she can play the best plan possible. and this is it...
she must nominate HOWIE for his behaviour in the game and BEAU for "stragestic reasons" or "they're the last partnership". at this point james will be super suspicious. now when POV competition comes, beau is forced to pick ivette to play, howie is forced to pick janelle and april is forced to pick maggie.
if ivette for some reason wins, she MUST pull beau off the block for the chance of a million dollars or she can pull james off the block choosing friendship. you guys, ivette is still in a state of delusion with james she can't seem to escape.
now with howie + beau on the block and someone wins POV other than ivette, they pull off howie to then put up james. ivette is forced to choose over her million dollar partner or a friendship with james.
this is the only way to guarentte james leaves this week. the only FUCKING WAY! yes they have to use ivette this way but she did it to herself choosing to be friends with james- who was the fucking one responsible in getting her CAPPY out! i can't stand this stalker side of ivette.
in other live feed news, howie and janelle are at the main table talking. howie says if april nominates janelle and him and he wins POV, he will pull off janelle so that james goes up. he also says that if she stays on the block with james, it could go either way on who is the bigger threat. janelle must be out of harms way.
you guys! this week can't be another week for EVILETTE to be happy!
in other big brother news, i found a website with kaysar pics from his beginning shaven days to his last facial hair days. go now and check out...
america's choice: everyone needs to vote for james to win the phone call from home!!! vote now over at cbs.com. if janelle wins then ivette and the friendSHIT will really hate janelle and vote her out instead of james! oh america is going to lose this one for janie! i hope though she still gets the call and gets POV and has the best week ever!
August 20, 2005
big brother 6 . is jennifer the new omarosa?
August 18, 2005
big brother 6 . janelle's HOH conspiracy solved
kaysar's eviction: yes i'm sorry to see him go but him staying longer in the house was not meant to be. he's meant to win big brother all stars.
HOH competition: when the final HOH question was asked, "how many light bulbs did it take to spell sold out in the luxury competition?"
all 3 left in the competition were writing. beau had finished first showing his answer. julie waited as both janelle and april were not finished. at this point julie chen said "houseguests, i need your answers".
at this point, beau showed his answer first. [god i feel so stupid having to explain this but i'll continue] as julie chen waited for janelle and april's official answers, both continued still writing.
at this point janelle flipped her card over to write a new answer. nothing was final at this point. all julie chen asked was to see their answers. nothing was official until julie read the correct answer.
while janelle was still writing, along with april, julie chen told janelle "you're upside down." at this exact point, janelle finished writing her new answer [we even saw janelle pulling the cap off the base of the marker and snapping it back on it's tip]. here she made sure that her new number choice "275" was showing right side up for the cameras and for julie chen.
at this exact time of janelle being told her answer was upside down, april was still writing her number choice "145". both had the chance to finailize their answers at the exact same moment.
there was no rule that we heard on air that a houseguest had to write only one answer. in season's past, houseguests have written more than one answer on paper or chalk.
now for those wondering, here are the rules for the HOH competition. the person who comes closest to the correct number without going over will become the new HOH. if you all go over the correct answer, the houseguest with the closest number to the correct answer wins HOH.
yes janelle first wrote "300" but did have the chance to change it. again, not once did it say anywhere that you one had to write only one single answer and not given the chance to change it.
now... with that mess out of the way, finally one of the maggots will be going home- i mean the new pressure cooker that big brother likes to call the sequestor house.
big brother 6 update: for those wondering what happened on the live feeds, jennibitch and the maggots were talking about how janelle didn't win the HOH. it was big brother's mistake. at this point, jennifer and april were brought into the diary room to be told by BIG BROTHER him/herself that janelle did win and she did not break any rules.
and howie brought the second hurricane to april. it took james to bring howie away from his 'busto' rants to april. she keeps saying she doesn't care but he turns it around saying she does care! she says to evict her but he says no. that she would be a waste of a nomination.
finally after the entire house starting crying foul play, big brother's producer arnold s. called a house meeting in the living room and told everyone that janelle won fair and fucking square. "after further review, the play stands."
on a side note, did everyone in america who already hates jennibitch, see her throw the key into the grass for princess janelle to get it??? yes janelle said "give me that fucking key you bitch." hurting jennifer's super ego to which jennifer flicked her middle finger into jennifer's smiling face. "pack your fucking bags you bitches." since the crapettes keep talking about how immature the other side is, i think we can finally take a look at ourselves and ask "who really is mature".
as i write this, the friendSHIT alliance somewhat agree to make a pact that if james is in the final 2 with any of them [janelle, howie or rachel] to vote for james to win. of course this coming from EVILVETTE aka ivette. only beau agreed while no one else said fully agreed.
oh and then jennibitch said to april, beau and maggie that if the final 2 were ivette and beau that we should agree to award ivette the money because she was the one to audition and beau was the one who came along. then... OH MY FREAKING SHIT, AND THEN... jennifer said to them that if it was april and her in the end to award her the money!
you should have seen the look on april's silent face. no one said a thing. jennifer then backed off the idea. oh my gosh. can you believe this NEW MEGA JENNIBITCH?
and finally as i end this entry, april wants none of them to go up to the HOH room when it opens. that they are immature. but what really ticks me off is big brother did not show april throwing howie's picture off the balcony breaking it. jennifer actually said that that wasn't right and went downstairs to pick it up.
"honestly they could be backdooring me." says april. jennifer thinks they are backdooring james. um... no.
also, jennifer and april are lying in bed. april asks jennifer to ask her to play for veto so april can win and keep them both off the block. um.. jennifer doesn't really agree because we all know if jennifer leaves it up to april, she's going home.
jennifer also says that maggie didn't like her idea about awarding the money to those who brought their partners. she says she didn't mean it and was testing people. let me take the time right now to scream BULLSHIT!
August 17, 2005
big brother . an open letter to marcellas
well my blog buddies over at ohlala paris just recently did an interview with marcellas reynolds to which i jumped at the chance to connect myself through paris to reynolds. so... marcellas responded with an email and this bb entry is for all big brother fans but mostly directed towards marcellas.
for those unaware, big brother is a reality game show where people are put in a house, cut off from the outside world, to compete in a summer long power battle to win a large money prize in the end. the game can be played a thousand different ways and is played around the world. after five u.s. seasons, now currently in its sixth season, big brother u.s. continues to gain an inebriated reaction from american audiences.
now here's my opinions on this current season as well as the all stars edition hopefully to air sometime next year.
big brother all stars: i need to see roddy, james, and kaysar all in one house. i need to see marcellas, danielle and amy back for another round of show stopping behaviour. i need to see hardy, doctor will, and nicole back for an emotional round 2. i need to see alison and jun back for wicked game play. i need to see will wikle, jase and jennifer [aka nakomis] back in the house. and from this current season, i'd love to see janelle, of course kaysar, jennifer and of course james back for their house flipping gameplay style. janelle has yet to do anything big but she sure did call maggie and beau bitches to their face. that's an all star if you ask me!
"rachel, you're so beautiful. maggie, you're such a bitch." a drunken janelle says as she passes rachel finding maggie cleaning the kitchen table.
the reason why each person was chosen in my list is because they all played the game like no other houseguest. they each have changed the way new houseguests play each season. this is guytvblog.com's perfect cast. a total of 16 emotional and strategic players to which would create a highly addictive 24/7 live feeds obsession.
the prize? of course one million dollars. the show's length? the same as any past season. the veto power? here's this season's big twist idea.
i would love to have the veto winner of each week's competition to walk up to a glass box in the backyard area. inside there would be three veto boxes all sealed shut. the glass box is under lock that only the current HOH can unlock. each veto box is numbered. 1, 2, and 3. the veto winner then chooses one box officially, verbally saying outloud. once the glass box is opened, the veto winner takes their chosen box and opens it in front of everyone. here's the big twist.
either the original power of veto will be in the box. or the golden power of veto. or the diamond power of veto. all strategies each week will be fucked if someone wins any one of the vetos. i need to see people winning the diamond power of veto, taking themselves off the block and then putting someone of their own choosing up for eviction.
this is quite possibly [stroking my own ego] the best way to work in all 3 vetos in one season for the all star players.
america's HOH: one of the greatest flips in the all star season would be revealed the day the show premieres. after the all star houseguests are in the house, julie chen would reveal that during... let's say, week 7, that america will have HOH. that we will be given the chance to nominate 2 players up for eviction.
the houseguests won't know exactly when this will happen. after a live eviction, the houseguests will head outside to discover that america has HOH this week. the look of shock on their faces would be priceless. after america nominates 2 players, it's up to the houseguests to play for veto and to vote someone out, america is no longer involved. if the same rule still exists that six players must compete for veto, then that specific week the nominees would chose 2 players to play with them.
america's choice is boring now. let's make it a bit more interesting.
why is james a target?: i remember marcellas asking in one of the past cbs' house calls shows that if someone could call in and explain why james is such a big target. [or something to that effect]
here's why. just for you marcellas. when eric left, the friendship was created. if you weren't part of the group slash cult, then you didn't matter. james had admitted giving eric over to kaysar for eviction, the entire house knew this. and for some reason kaysar was hellbent in getting james to join his team when he was HOH. i'm thinking maybe he had an interest in james as a power player working for him, not against him.
james and sarah joined kaysar creating what we all know now as the sovereign alliance aka S6. here they agreed to not turn on each other. here james, i think, stated that no matter what comes back to the team from the other side that it was a lie and possibly made up.
well when maggie won HOH after eric's eviction, she started to bring each of the S6 alliance up one by one for a simple question. who would you put up? she knows they have to choose from their side because maggie was never going to nominate ivette, jennifer, april or beau. when kaysar went upstairs to the HOH room, he wouldn't give names. he wasn't about to "sell out" his friends.
janelle could just give a fuck and never attempted going upstairs to talk to maggie. howie + rachel were up there together at one point and made a deal to keep them both safe for next week. if maggie didn't put them up, then they wouldn't put her up next week. now howie + rachel didn't give out names as to who maggie should put up on their side but made sure that it wasn't them. she agreed to it and a deal was made.
when james went up there, she asked him to give her 2 names. he wouldn't answer her. she then said something about "if it's that difficult for you, then don't tell me." later he got up heading for the HOH door and just before he walked out, he dropped 2 names. i believe they were kaysar and janelle. maggie was shocked but nodded.
when maggie later told her maggots [aka friendship alliance] the news, she switched the names to howie and either kaysar or janelle. at this point she couldn't remember which names he said exactly so she wasn't 100 percent sure. but he said someone's names nonetheless.
now when sarah went upstairs to the HOH room, she "sold out" howie, kaysar and janelle as a team of 3 that needed to be broken up. she claimed that every night when she and james went to bed that those 3 were always staying up late plotting against james and her. maybe they were, maybe they weren't. point is, she "sold out" her own team by dropping names. sarah even told the camera in one cbs aired episode that she would do anything to stay in the house with her boyfriend. and she meant it.
when the maggot alliance started to reveal the information to kaysar's side, of course he was angry. the maggots were already upset with james for leaving their side and wanted kaysar's side to know how "dirty" james was.
everyone in the house felt betrayed by james and sarah. and when you add the bible swearing situation to the mix of "dirty" playing, james specifically named howie and rachel as the pair to break up. yes he changed his mind that maggie was still his main target but he made it known that howie and rachel are threats to him.
at this point, the entire house believed james would do anything to further himself in the game. and that james didn't believe or think both sides would come together to share information. but they did thanks to april + kaysar.
this is why james is hated and wanted out of the house like no other houseguest in bb history. he tried to play both sides. it's simple as that.
james in the final 3: of course this week with jennibitch as HOH, the maggots thought they could control james. we all know maggie doesn't trust james and never will [but for some reason she dropped kaysar's name when jennifer asked her to choose between james + kaysar]. i'm not that angry with [that fucking bitch] jennifer because she has just pushed kaysar into a more pop cultured idolized state that she can never match. unless she wins the whole damn game.
and yes, we all want to see kaysar come back to the all stars for a 2nd chance. then again, he could be put up first week. lol.
now about the friendSHEEP alliance thinking they made this big power move to out kaysar this week... um... no. this was all james' doing.
he used ivette and used the friendSHIT alliance to do what he wanted. these idiots fell for his emotions. maggie is the only one that of course didn't fall for james' tricks but has let her sheep make bigger targets on their backs. she's using them as well. it's hard for me to believe maggie would associate with these people after the game. but then again, what the fuck do i know. i'm just a viewer.
this was absolutely james' best move in the game. now all new targets have been created. rachel thinks she can use james to get the friendship out of the house. the maggots think they can use james to get the S4 ouf of the house. everyone wants to take james to the final 2 so that they can win against him.
i personally want james, beau and janelle as the final 2 because janelle has no target on her back. she's the last target on the friendship's side to evict. beau is the last target on janelle's side to evict. the final 3 will and should be beau, janelle and james. it's perfect. james represents his own team. beau represents the friendship while janelle represents her team.
my last thoughts: i know this isn't 100% personally directed at marcellas but it's about the topics i would discuss with him and gretchen on cbs' house calls [if i could get through the lines!] these are my thoughts on this season, so far.
marcellas, your exit on big brother 3 was tv fabulous. your devotion to kaysar is fabulous. your interview with eric was fabulous. i hope you will put ivette in her place once she exits the house because that would be fabulous. i hope to see will wikle shirtless on an episode of house calls because that would be fabulous. i hope beau replaces you next house calls season while you play all stars because beau is fabulous... just kidding!
and i hope of course you've read every single last fabulous word of this post. i always have loads to say about guys on tv! thank you again marcellas for your interest in guytvblog.com.
p.s. please give ivette this tee shirt when she exits the house! please...
big brother . the international version
August 15, 2005
big brother 6 . my last entry
and so it happens. kaysar comes back in the house thanks to cbs' money making voting scheme and the housemates have the option of evicting him within one week's time. people all over big brother fan sites are screaming about immunity for kaysar. we both know that wouldn't be fair in the contexts of the game itself. the game that is big brother has always been a number's game and has always been a game about doing anything you can to get to the end. there is no honesty in this game. there is no integrity. no values. and no morals.
my time online spent watching the once addicitive feeds is officially over. here are a few reasons. the friendship alliance that includes april, jennifer, ivette, beau + maggie have turned this online experience into a sickening voyeurism of hypocrisy. i have never had a problem with a houseguest entering the big brother experience wanting to play a "dirty" game. playing a vicious game of lies + deceit is what makes big brother enjoyable. it's what makes any reality show an experience. you're either for the good guys or the bad guys. you choose a side. i have chosen kaysar's side.
but when it comes to this "friendship" alliance, all bets are off when it comes to playing a justified "dirty" game. they can and are fully allowed to play a terrific game based on lies, deception and ruthlessness but when you preach on the live 24/7 feeds about playing the game with integrity, values + morals, then there's a problem.
we all know we're two faced, backstabbing shitholes in our personal lives. in some degree we do something in our daily lives that can be compared to an action taken inside the big brother house by this season's cast. but when a person is accused of performing unforgivable act(s) on another person and the accused person in question claims they are a person of righteousness, the accused becomes the object of absolute hatred. i have a hatred for the friendship alliance.
for those unaware of the live feeds antics of the friendship alliance, let me fill you in. coming from an "unbiased" viewer... eric, firefighter contestant partnered with maggie and now evicted, was the first houseguest to bring his thoughts on intergrity, value and morals into the house. ivette, the easy to control + manipulate self proclaimed lesbian of the cast, soon took those 3 words and let's say she fucking ran with it. after the other "dirty" houseguests took out their "leader" eric from the game, maggie and her group created the friendship alliance. they don't like the word "alliance" but let's face it. that's what it is.
the 3 words: intergrity, value + morals became their self proclaimed motto on how the friendship alliance would play the game. the friendship have daily meetings where they continue to stroke each other's super-egos by implying they are the better people of the house. the friendship accuse other houseguests outside of their group for performing horrific antics on them yet they themselves do the exact antics on those individuals in question. the friendship of course admit they are guilty of the same horrific antics on very few occasions but attempt to justify the reason(s) they are doing actions within the house. yet they see the "dirty" houseguests outside of their group as just players with no reasons behind their own actions. the friendship really believe they have justified reasons whereas other players don't have justified reasons. hypocrisy, i know!
now when big brother asked america to vote back in one of the first four evicted houseguests back into the house and back into the game, well america jumped at the chance of giving kaysar, the iraqi mastermind that has forever changed how the game will be played in future seasons, another chance at the game. with 4.1 million votes, kaysar re-entered the house and immediatly got into a Head of Household competition of endurance. the reason he left is because another "dirty" player, james, escaped eviction by winning the Power of Veto. kaysar was not suppose to leave, james was suppose to have been evicted.
now when kaysar returned and was one of the final 2 players left in the HOH competition, he vowed to be the one to get james out for backstabbing kaysar's group. jennifer [part of the friendship alliance] was the only player left fighting for her team and playfully cried tricking kaysar into giving her the power and the responsiblity on getting james out. kaysar let go and let jennibitch get her precious photos from her boyfriend she whined about and the power to evict someone in the game. i know, bad move kaysar. bad fucking move.
she promised kaysar she would put 2 players from her friendship group. she thought about it and didn't think it was such a great idea based on votes and the possibility of one of her friends going home. she ended up putting janelle and rachel [houseguests aligned with kaysar] on the block. the plan was now to backdoor james with kaysar's group in the line of fire. rachel ended up winning POV and got the chance to take herself off the block so that james could be replaced and voted out of the game.
ivette, who's friends with james, verbally works her friendship group over into getting kaysar out instead. it's no secret ivette dislikes kaysar. she verbally attacks his religion and has made many comments comparing kaysar to that osama guy and a suicide bomber. i know, she's just a bitch. she defines america's new definition of what a bitch is.
anways, james, the asshole of the house who jumps from one group of power to the next every week, has somehow changed into a better person since his girlfriend was voted out last week and ivette cried in the HOH endurance competition. he convinced jennifer and her group that he's after kaysar's group for personal reasons and that they should keep him in the house longer to get rid of kaysar's group. they agreed and once rachel took herself off the block, kaysar went up on the block. one thing to point out, america and the "rats" behind big brother hate the friendship alliance. the same morning that jennifer was to put up kaysar, they played garbage's stupid girl song over the house speakers to wake everyone up. jennibitch thought they did it on purpose. and she's right.
just after the VETO ceremony, the friendship group went straight up to the HOH room to avoid confrontation. wait, now for those unaware, james and his girlfriend sarah were each jumping from each group with power. this worked until both groups joined together and targeted james + sarah for back to back evictions. this new plan would give everyone in the house 2 weeks of safety. howie, kaysar's friend, won HOH after kaysar was evicted and put up james + sarah as the house wanted. james won POV and took himself off leaving his girlfriend sarah on the block for possible eviction.
well, april was nervous about getting put on the block against sarah because james would make her cry or verbally attack her. so ivette stepped in and took james' spot for eviction. april and ivette are having arguements all week about mundane issues and april and her partner jennifer mutually came to an idea with howie + janelle on getting ivette out instead. each side ran with the idea and all four are to blame for this conspiracy theory on getting ivette out.
april and jennifer thought about it and then said they should vote sarah out. rachel, howie's partner and friend of ten years, started acting mean spirited towards april and jennifer and got sarah's hopes up that she could stay and that ivette would leave. james took this personally and lost sarah twice in his mind in one week. he's upset people in the house gave him hope and took it away from him.
the houseguest excluding james + sarah made a deal that no matter what, next week the house agrees to get out james. the only way was to backdoor the fucker. it almost happened until james and ivette changed jennifer's mind.
the rollercoaster ride that is big brother is over with me. the frienship alliance turned against their word on the house and played the game the best they could. good move for them. i'm not angry at the move but i am coninuestly angry they think this is how one plays a game of intergrity, value and morals.
there's no point in watching the 24/7 live feeds. i can not continue to subject myself to watching the friendship alliance. yes i'll watch an episode on tv to catch up. but that's it.
what i would like to see is james turn on the friendship alliance and break up their power. it would be just another strategically great move in the game. now with kaysar possibly going home again this week, it makes no sense in going after howie, rachel and janelle. a smaller power of 3. james would need to align himself with howie's group and break up the friendship. in james' eyes, they don't deserve to win the game. he does. i think i'll jump back on the feeds if james considers going after the friendship. but only until then.
big brother 6 update: holy shit i missed it! howie ripped april a brand new plastic surgery asshole! he was like fuck you this, fuck you that, fuck your fat husband, fuck your dog, fucking pack your bags bitch, man he went off on her. she went upstairs to HOH trying to act as if she can defend herself but ends up crying. she goes to the diary room and janelle calls out from the gold room, 'don't cry bitch' or something like that. howie + janelle are no longer playing nice in the house. thank god.
rachel and kaysar are talking about the veto ceremony that happened early today. the ceremony belongs solely to the POV winner, rachel. jennifer and her power trip super-ego said "meeting adjourned". big brother gods stepped in and said "no it isn't." funny! okay, who's next to fight!?! maggie also finally realized that she can't leave the house saying she never broke a promise or her word. finally the friendship group no longer can hold halo's over their fucking heads.
"hey janelle, we're both on the block again." says kaysar.
"except this time i'm going to be a bitch. no more playing nice... says janelle.
also kaysar plans to humiliate jennifer on live tv! but with some kind of class and special words where he won't humiliate himself.
jennifer, april + maggie later in the day, while in the HOH, agreed that ivette and beau are not so part of the friendship. bascially they are expendable. mmm... interesting.
james is stroking all of the friendship's egos. that it was the best move of the game and they are the smartest. but if you think about it, it was james' best move in the game. he used ivette and the friendship alliance to put someone else up instead of him. now all new targets are created leaving james out of the loop. until howie, rachel or janelle get HOH, he will continue to stroke the friendship's super-ego's. if howie, rachel or janelle get HOH, he will focus on breaking up the friendship by bringing their numbers down by one. and they will do it.
i'm saying this right now. james + janelle will be the final 2. james has suddenly become the ace card up everyone's sleeve.
right now as i write this, april is venting off to james + ivette about howie's burst of verbal attacks. she continues to say her life is better than his. also, earlier in the game, april says that anyone without a college degree have nothing to go back to after the game is over. i guess half of america is just beneath april. we should thank her for living the smoking life that leads to an early death.
i guess i'm watching the feeds for more fights and confrontations. i can't pull the IV that is big brother out of my arm. mutha fuckin cbs.
August 8, 2005
big brother 6 . august 8th update
big brother 6 update: oh my god! oh my freaking BB god. can you believe what's happening right now in the feeds?!? right fucking now!?! okay before i get to this let's catch up [quickly] on what's gone down in the house since my last post. try to keep up with me.
since james + sarah have been put on the block, sarah has become the uncontrollable bitch of the house. she can't be in control of her emotions. she's angry. she's angry. wait, did i tell you she's angry? oh she's fucking angry.
she got into it with april one eventful night while the houseguests were making pinatas for the POV comp. everyone was outside while sarah + james were inside. april came in and was washing her cup in the kitchen when sarah starts asking her "what did i ever do to you?" type shit. april started talking smack and sarah shot back and james tried pulling away while saying his few words. april started heading back outside getting pulled away by beau + howie.
sarah seeing howie pull april out pissed her off. on another occassion howie tried to enter the gold room and talk to james but sarah starts mouthing off saying something to the affect that "you've already said what you want to say and we've said what we've already said, there's no use continuing." so howie leaves.
oh yeah, that night when sarah + james got nominated, late at night when janelle was drunk off her ass playing chess with ivette, sarah walks by making a sarcastic comment. "well there's a sight for sore eyes". this bothered ivette and she snapped back and then sarah changed her commented by saying it was meant to be a positive comment about the house coming together.
the reason why sarah is a bitch is because she doesn't understand why her "friends" turned on her. hello biatch, your boyfriend fucked you over in this game. he has yet to tell you the truth. he lets you come off as a complete bitch slash female asshole. this girl is going to be pissed when she leaves the house and finds out everyone played her including her boyfriend. sarah can completely do better than james.
now here comes the spoilers... click "continue reading..." also, in the video below, check out how different the 2nd floor was suppose to be before the houseguests even moved in! what the fuck is up with the couch on the 2nd floor?
with james winning POV and most likely taking himself off the block to send sarah home, the choice of who to put up as a pawn is asked. well april is chosen and she freaks. she's off the smokes + is on a pb&j diet this week so she's a nervous wreck. she cries and breaks down in the diary room and can't handle james coming after her when she gets on the block. viewers watching the live feeds pretty much know and understand that james hates april and april hates james.
well ivette got pissed off and says that if april can't handle it and keeps doubting her own teammates then she [ivette] will volunteer to be put up on the block with sarah. mind this, james could save sarah and choose to go home but that's a long shot. a fucking longgg cum shot.
well april told maggie that she's not crying or breaking down because of the fear of getting on the block but that she's- oh i forgot her reasoning but the girl is basically just scared of the house turning on her. she denies that's the reason but ivette did call her out on it.
well ivette + april had an agrument in the backyard in front of everyone. know this, april + ivette have been building a hatred for each other over the weeks. april thinks ivette doesn't like her but puts up with her. april thinks ivette has to be always right and never wrong. plus april doesn't like ivette's relationship with james.
so now, right now as i type this. at around 3:40 in the morning, howie, janelle, jennifer + april have come up with a plan to get RID OF IVETTE!!!! oh my bb god! oh my fucking BB GOD! can you believe it?
the plan is to put up ivette and with rachel, janelle, jennifer + april's votes send IVETTE FUCKING HOME! no sequestor house. no "friendship" alliance anymore. game on!
now if this goes through, if this plan works, james will be happy that he and sarah still have a chance at the million dollar prize. the main reason for getting IVETTE out is because if sarah leaves, the relationship between ivette + james will grow stronger.
when kaysar comes back, and he will, they will welcome april + jennifer back to their team. back when kaysar was asking for april + jennifer to help them out he told them they would be at the bottom of the list and are the first to be "expendable".
what kaysar should say right now to make april + jennifer feel safe is that he should point to them as a pair vs howie + rachel as a pair vs janelle + kaysar as a pair. simple as that. all right. now we have to wait for what's next. this thursday is gonna fucking rock!
August 5, 2005
big brother 6 . august 5th update
big brother 6 update: well it turns out big brother just got better. i was upset that erPrick's team was going to take over the house but big brother gods have changed the game.
starting right now until late wednesday, america gets to vote one of 3 evicted houseguests back into the house! you should have seen me. i was jumping up and down in front of my tv, screaming and yelling out! f!ck yeah, kaysar is the one to come back. america along with big brother "true" fans actually hate eric so they won't vote him back in. michael was just a dumbass and doesn't deserve a "second chance". and ashlea just left the sequester house because she knew she didn't have a chance coming back. and that leaves kaysar. one of the best houseguests in u.s. history gets voted out because of james' manipulation. now america WILL vote kaysar back in to make sure he is the one to get rid of james!
after the HOH competition when howie won and the live show went off the air, i tuned into the live feeds. it seems james likes kaysar as a person but wants michael to come back because he f!ckin owes him an "apology". bullsh!t james. we all know you don't want kaysar back in the house because he is smarter, hotter + will make sure the entire house gets you out. and janelle is making it known she wants michael back over kaysar and the reason being is that kaysar did kinda creep her out coming onto her and telling her michael wasn't good enough for her. all she has to tell kaysar is that "you're not my type, kaysar."
later in the evening, when we all thought howie was smart, he goes to f!ck things up with rachel + janelle. mostly rachel. if you want to be spoiled... click "continue reading..."
teaser: maggie is asking rachel + howie "what can i do to show that we are honest and want to help you get james out?" and here's where howie or rachel should say... "sacrifice one of yours just as we had to sacrifice one of ours [kaysar]." it's simple as fucking that.
okay. howie, rachel + janelle were left with a plan to get rid of james. the entire house was united to get rid of james. but once the secret was let out of the bag at the live show by julie chen... everything changed. i already knew it doesn't make sense to get rid of james because if erPrick comes back, then maggie's side grows stronger with numbers.
it makes sense to confront james, get an apology and then move forward with the game. you need to have someone who is maybe on your side rather then having someone completely not on your side. james is a mastermind floater who's currently after maggie. let's make sure he gets his way this week and then go after him next week. blindside the fucker.
there's a slim chance erPrick will come back. no one is realizing that when an evicted houseguest comes back, they have immunity. they can't be put on the block and they can't be voted out the first week. they have to plan around the returning houseguest.. anyways...
howie fucked everything up just 2 hours after winning HOH. maggie requested a one on one meeting with howie. she knew she could play howie. and she did. howie still thought the plan was in motion to get rid of james with maggie's help. they shook hands and promised to help each other. howie would get rid of james and then next week, maggie's side would get rid of sarah. [like that's going to happen]
here's the problem. last week when maggie aka MAGGOT was HOH, she made both rachel + howie promise that if she didn't put them up this week, she couldn't be put up next week. now howie goes to make another deal with maggie that they are both safe for 2 fuckin weeks! oh maggie is freaking good.
well when maggie left and rachel heard what howie did, she got pissed in her own rachel way. she's telling howie to forget your anger of getting backstabbed by james [last week james tried to get howie + rachel on the block instead of him and sarah]. rachel is also telling howie that it doesn't make sense to get rid of james this week. sarah will be upset with them. the other side already hates howie, rachel + janelle. it would be 3 vs. the house. especially if erPrick comes back! i was so excited that rachel is talking sense into howie.
howie and rachel slept in the HOH room agreeing to break both deals with maggie and to put her up and get rid of her. whoever comes back into the house will go after james. howie is an idiot. if he was playing to touch unlimited amount of boobies, he would be thinking like a genius. but if it's just money, he's thinking like a dumbass.
we have to wait until nominations today....
big brother 6 update: this morning, the houseguests had the food competition. it involved eating sweets and maggie got sick from eating something that supposely had milk. she's has a problem with that, i think. so she's camping upstairs in the HOH room with rachel + howie. in comes ivette + april. god damn it! howie, it's your room, tell them to fucking leave! grow a larger set of male nuts!
finally ivette leaves and april starts going on about getting james out. rachel starts the conversation in which she makes a few good points. we can't go after james. maggie fucked up by not putting james + sarah up together. maggie says no one came up to her with this idea but the bitch herself came up with the idea and no one in her ALLIANCE thought it was a "good" idea.
so basically rachel said if they get rid of james, sarah's upset with them. now they are a team of three. maggie and her maggot's stay strong with five. april keeps saying the house won't be divided when james leaves but we all know that's bullshit. these maggots are begging mostly rachel to make howie put up james + sarah. the same maggots who made fun of rachel for crying in the living room. howie was comforting rachel while the maggots all made fun of rachel for crying. fuck them. fuck erPrick. fuck maggie. fuck april. fuck ivette. fuck beau. fuck jennifer. fuck them.
if howie and rachel fall for maggot's side and put up james, then they both deserve to go home. i no longer have a problem if the maggots win based on howie's stupid decision. kaysar told him that when you get HOH you only get one shot at this. if you get only one shot at this HOH then you make it your best move in the entire game. don't fuck it up howie!
right now maggot is upstairs in the HOH room working howie while rachel is in the Diary Room. i should be in this fucking cast, in this fucking house and making sure everything goes the way america would love to see it go. damn these houseguests!
maggie finally leaves. jennifer is still on the bed. i believe they are in agreement to keep interrupting howie's side and to keep infecting their thoughts. howie's an idiot. janelle just came in asking for a one on one meeting [kicking jennifer out]. howie is telling janelle that he wants to put up james + sarah. this is pissing off janelle. fight it janelle. fight his stupidity!
howie is saying "all we have to do is win HOH" but it's not that simple. you have to play right now and not "what if". i hate howie. i hate howie. i hate howie. now april is trying to get into the HOH room but janelle locks the door. "so we're getting rid of james?" asks janelle. howie says "he's public enemy number one." in otherwards, if that's a word, he wants to put up james.
april just got into the HOH. she is still trying to make or "trick" howie into doing what maggots want them to do. i fuckin hate howie. where's rachel.
oh yes, very early this morning rachel was cussing up a storm talking to herself that howie's an idiot. a fucking idiot. that she should have won HOH. that he fucked us [rachel + howie] over in just 2 hours. oh now april is kicked out and rachel comes in hopefully to talk sense into howie the new idiot surpassing april + ivette.
all three are planning to put up james + sarah. and who's sarah and james going to mad at. howie, rachel + janelle. and who's going to comfort james. ivette. and who's going to comfort sarah. the maggots. i can't believe howie is doing this. i can't believe rachel is doing this. i can't believe janelle is doing this. just for this. erPrick should come back, all three of them should be voted out. and the maggots should win. stupid stupid stupid.
later in the backyard, guess who's trash talking rachel! ivette. and rachel + howie wants to put up james for these maggots? come on. i'm once again done with big brother. back to other tv programs. now if kaysar comes back i'll write about big brother. if not. fuck these houseguests and fuck cbs for putting together such a horrible season.
okay now, april + ivette + jennifer + beau are all trash talking rachel. april just called rachel a "bitch". hello, that's not moral or playing with values! jennifer is annoyed with rachel + howie asking for a three week deal. yet maggie can trick howie + rachel to be safe for one week and then ask for another week to help get "sarah" out. ivette says everything about rachel does annoys her. her walk. her job. "it's all about her" says ivette + april.
"another person who doesn't have anybody in her life whereas we have other people in our lives and we care about people. none of those people do. she is so self centered" says ivette. she also says. "she has no life. she has nothing better to do..."
april now trash talking more on rachel. ivette thinks rachel is obnoxious because everything has to be her way. to her liking. that she wants people to go to bed when she wants people to go to bed. um... that's how erPrick was! you stupid lesbo bitch! i'm so sick of these people. thanks cbs for making this game so horrible for big brother fans. thank fucking you.
oh wait. if james stays, april says to get rachel out before james. what the fuck? and now ivette says the master quote of all time.
"it'd be nice if some people would start acting like adults and start taking responsiblity for what they do. it would be really nice." says ivette. ivette people. ivette is saying this! and now she's ready to "ream" rachel a new asshole. god i hope she goes off on rachel before nominations.
one last thing. rachel came outside just near the end of the trash talking and guess what. ivette doesn't say a damn thing to rachel. what a pussy bitch. all talk and no action. also ivette thinks jase + scott from last year are "good looking"? what the fuck??? let me say again... WHAT THE FUCK?
okay fine. so james + sarah are going up. that's a given. i'm finally let james go and when kaysar hopefully comes back. it may still be five vs five. sarah will go with howie + rachel if they say it was all the maggot's idea to get james out.
big brother 6 update: "we're not bad people. why are these people doing this to us?" asks a weeping sarah.
well sarah. let's figure this out. howie has made his nominations. james + sarah on the block. now they are both wondering why they are the block. both are "disappointed" but wait, let's get to sarah's question.
here's how these two mofo's sold out kaysar, howie, rachel + janelle. when kaysar was in the house and maggie was HOH, james swore on the bible to ivette that he would put up rachel + howie if he got HOH. there's your first mistake.
second, james went up to see maggie when she got HOH and before her nominations, she made him give her 2 names to put instead of him and sarah. at first he kept his mouth shut like a good team player should. but then, right before he left the room, he said, kaysar + janelle. later on when maggie was telling her sheep what he said, she changed the names but i can't remember what names maggie said in place of janelle + kaysar.
and third, sarah went up to the HOH after maggie got HOH and said to put up howie, rachel, janelle + kaysar. she also said that janelle, howie + kaysar are a team of three and that every night they talk. they are the 3 to break up. ahh, but maggie caught onto sarah's tricks. after sarah left the room, maggie told her sheep that sarah trash talked everyone except her boyfriend james.
and now sarah + james are upset that howie, rachel + janelle felt backstabbed and that they didn't come up to him before the nominations. sarah is upset, crying in the gold room while james is upstairs trying to tell his ex friends that they had been lied to.
howie, rachel + janelle all say that maggie and her sheep are not smart enough to come up with this. and that's true. sarah comes up to the HOH room 3 times to ask james to stop talking to them and to come downstairs.
well, later on, howie gets called to the diary room and james + sarah talk in the gold room. sarah hates everyone. james is still sticking to all his lies, even to sarah. sarah is clueless on what james has done to her and to them as a couple in this game. suddenly he wants to win POV and give it to sarah because he knows he's caught in a web of big brother lies. he's done this to sarah. him. no one else.
that's it. now i'm happy with big brother. i swear on the bible + my life that this season is the best and worst, love to hate and hate to love season of big brother u.s. history.
August 3, 2005
big brother 6 . howie's night and ivette's mouth
big brother 6 update: since my last post, big brother 6 has gone downhill for me. first off i was celebrating [along with america] thursday night when erPrick left the house... then came the HOH competition. and who wins it. maggie aka MAGGOT. that's fine. that's okay.
who does she put up? james + kaysar. and who wins POV? sarah, of all people. SARAH! and then who does she take off the block? JAMES! and who gets put up in his place. JANELLE! i mean what the f!ck?
now the house is in "let's get james out" mode. it all started when kaysar and james first found out about being on the block. they said they were to not campaign against each other and play fair. well kaysar, i mean come on, you're talking to james. i knew that week when kaysar was HOH that he shouldn't have trusted james at all. but he did. any normal str8 [bi-curious] guy wouldn't want to let james go. he's quite hot and i will be the first to say that i would pay [if i had it] one million dollars to enjoy james' body for a full weekend!
well james ended up playing dirty against kaysar, behind kaysar's back. even sarah trashed talked howie, rachel, janelle + kaysar. i mean come on, her reason, she thinks james is going to cheat on her if he leaves. james' reason for backstabbing... plain and simple. money.
now with james off the block, the HOH crew upstairs, better known as THE FRIENDSHIP gang on tv, send april to tell kaysar everything that has been going on. april hearts kaysar even though she uses the word "fuck" every now and then to describe him. she does have a heart under her fake titties + clogged smokey lungs people.
when kaysar finds out from april, he's furious. he comes up with a plan to get kaysar out. but he won't sacrifice his stay in the house by sending janelle home. he's ready to go home for his mistake which was trusting james and getting kaysar to put up eric instead of ivette. we'll get to this bitch in a second...
now before sarah could use the POV on james, kaysar went to maggie to tell her his new plan. if she wants to be safe in this house starting next week, she needs to sacrifice one of her own people to their side. if she were to put up april instead of janelle, kaysar's side would vote out april because they had the numbers when it came to votes. she thought about the offer and then went up to her HOH room and told her FRIENDSHIP group the deal.
in kaysar's speech he told maggie to scrap from the bottom. he never mentioned any names and maggie pointed to jennifer + april when she told them. this made april + jennifer upset.
well fast forward back to kaysar + janelle on the block. once kaysar leaves, and he will, the house has united behind sarah + james' back to get him out of the house. after that it's game on for both sides.
also ivette is teaming up secretly with james. yes she tells her group about her meetings with james but she really has an alliance with james. what would cappy think ivette? also, ivette is getting alot of hatred online thanks to her comments comparing kaysar to that osama guy and comparing kaysar to a suicide bomber. yet no one around her tells ivette that that was going to far. if you don't stop it, then it appears you support the comments.
oh and maggie getting up and walking away when this is said doesn't make you a good person maggot. bitch, you need to speak up and control your SHEEP! i can't stand maggie, i was so hoping rachel would choose to have evicted maggie when she was up against eric on the block. rachel would have saved the day!
and now on kaysar's side of the divided house, everyone is telling everyone else that they want the other person to win. i'm thinking everyone on kaysar's side is going to throw the HOH competition! i could be wrong but if april or ivette wins, i'm going to piss on my tv set! [of course with it unplugged!]
but it does make sense. yes rachel had HOH first week but it wasn't based on anything serious like lies or hatred. when eric got HOH, he got voted out the next week. when kaysar got HOH, he gets voted out this week. now with maggie getting HOH this week, most people on kaysar's side want maggie out. it seems HOH is just bad this season.
and finally i bring you 4 videos of the house actually getting along. one big happy family. the last few days in the house have been borrrinnnnngggg! makes me hate that i spent 30 dollars on the live feeds. but last night was funny as hell and will never make it to air. here's your chance to watch howie's night + ivette's mouth. just click play.