okay. howie, rachel + janelle were left with a plan to get rid of james. the entire house was united to get rid of james. but once the secret was let out of the bag at the live show by julie chen... everything changed. i already knew it doesn't make sense to get rid of james because if erPrick comes back, then maggie's side grows stronger with numbers.

it makes sense to confront james, get an apology and then move forward with the game. you need to have someone who is maybe on your side rather then having someone completely not on your side. james is a mastermind floater who's currently after maggie. let's make sure he gets his way this week and then go after him next week. blindside the fucker.

there's a slim chance erPrick will come back. no one is realizing that when an evicted houseguest comes back, they have immunity. they can't be put on the block and they can't be voted out the first week. they have to plan around the returning houseguest.. anyways...

howie fucked everything up just 2 hours after winning HOH. maggie requested a one on one meeting with howie. she knew she could play howie. and she did. howie still thought the plan was in motion to get rid of james with maggie's help. they shook hands and promised to help each other. howie would get rid of james and then next week, maggie's side would get rid of sarah. [like that's going to happen]

here's the problem. last week when maggie aka MAGGOT was HOH, she made both rachel + howie promise that if she didn't put them up this week, she couldn't be put up next week. now howie goes to make another deal with maggie that they are both safe for 2 fuckin weeks! oh maggie is freaking good.

well when maggie left and rachel heard what howie did, she got pissed in her own rachel way. she's telling howie to forget your anger of getting backstabbed by james [last week james tried to get howie + rachel on the block instead of him and sarah]. rachel is also telling howie that it doesn't make sense to get rid of james this week. sarah will be upset with them. the other side already hates howie, rachel + janelle. it would be 3 vs. the house. especially if erPrick comes back! i was so excited that rachel is talking sense into howie.

howie and rachel slept in the HOH room agreeing to break both deals with maggie and to put her up and get rid of her. whoever comes back into the house will go after james. howie is an idiot. if he was playing to touch unlimited amount of boobies, he would be thinking like a genius. but if it's just money, he's thinking like a dumbass.

we have to wait until nominations today....

big brother 6 update: this morning, the houseguests had the food competition. it involved eating sweets and maggie got sick from eating something that supposely had milk. she's has a problem with that, i think. so she's camping upstairs in the HOH room with rachel + howie. in comes ivette + april. god damn it! howie, it's your room, tell them to fucking leave! grow a larger set of male nuts!

finally ivette leaves and april starts going on about getting james out. rachel starts the conversation in which she makes a few good points. we can't go after james. maggie fucked up by not putting james + sarah up together. maggie says no one came up to her with this idea but the bitch herself came up with the idea and no one in her ALLIANCE thought it was a "good" idea.

so basically rachel said if they get rid of james, sarah's upset with them. now they are a team of three. maggie and her maggot's stay strong with five. april keeps saying the house won't be divided when james leaves but we all know that's bullshit. these maggots are begging mostly rachel to make howie put up james + sarah. the same maggots who made fun of rachel for crying in the living room. howie was comforting rachel while the maggots all made fun of rachel for crying. fuck them. fuck erPrick. fuck maggie. fuck april. fuck ivette. fuck beau. fuck jennifer. fuck them.

if howie and rachel fall for maggot's side and put up james, then they both deserve to go home. i no longer have a problem if the maggots win based on howie's stupid decision. kaysar told him that when you get HOH you only get one shot at this. if you get only one shot at this HOH then you make it your best move in the entire game. don't fuck it up howie!

right now maggot is upstairs in the HOH room working howie while rachel is in the Diary Room. i should be in this fucking cast, in this fucking house and making sure everything goes the way america would love to see it go. damn these houseguests!

maggie finally leaves. jennifer is still on the bed. i believe they are in agreement to keep interrupting howie's side and to keep infecting their thoughts. howie's an idiot. janelle just came in asking for a one on one meeting [kicking jennifer out]. howie is telling janelle that he wants to put up james + sarah. this is pissing off janelle. fight it janelle. fight his stupidity!

howie is saying "all we have to do is win HOH" but it's not that simple. you have to play right now and not "what if". i hate howie. i hate howie. i hate howie. now april is trying to get into the HOH room but janelle locks the door. "so we're getting rid of james?" asks janelle. howie says "he's public enemy number one." in otherwards, if that's a word, he wants to put up james.

april just got into the HOH. she is still trying to make or "trick" howie into doing what maggots want them to do. i fuckin hate howie. where's rachel.

oh yes, very early this morning rachel was cussing up a storm talking to herself that howie's an idiot. a fucking idiot. that she should have won HOH. that he fucked us [rachel + howie] over in just 2 hours. oh now april is kicked out and rachel comes in hopefully to talk sense into howie the new idiot surpassing april + ivette.

all three are planning to put up james + sarah. and who's sarah and james going to mad at. howie, rachel + janelle. and who's going to comfort james. ivette. and who's going to comfort sarah. the maggots. i can't believe howie is doing this. i can't believe rachel is doing this. i can't believe janelle is doing this. just for this. erPrick should come back, all three of them should be voted out. and the maggots should win. stupid stupid stupid.

later in the backyard, guess who's trash talking rachel! ivette. and rachel + howie wants to put up james for these maggots? come on. i'm once again done with big brother. back to other tv programs. now if kaysar comes back i'll write about big brother. if not. fuck these houseguests and fuck cbs for putting together such a horrible season.

okay now, april + ivette + jennifer + beau are all trash talking rachel. april just called rachel a "bitch". hello, that's not moral or playing with values! jennifer is annoyed with rachel + howie asking for a three week deal. yet maggie can trick howie + rachel to be safe for one week and then ask for another week to help get "sarah" out. ivette says everything about rachel does annoys her. her walk. her job. "it's all about her" says ivette + april.

"another person who doesn't have anybody in her life whereas we have other people in our lives and we care about people. none of those people do. she is so self centered" says ivette. she also says. "she has no life. she has nothing better to do..."

april now trash talking more on rachel. ivette thinks rachel is obnoxious because everything has to be her way. to her liking. that she wants people to go to bed when she wants people to go to bed. um... that's how erPrick was! you stupid lesbo bitch! i'm so sick of these people. thanks cbs for making this game so horrible for big brother fans. thank fucking you.

oh wait. if james stays, april says to get rachel out before james. what the fuck? and now ivette says the master quote of all time.

"it'd be nice if some people would start acting like adults and start taking responsiblity for what they do. it would be really nice." says ivette. ivette people. ivette is saying this! and now she's ready to "ream" rachel a new asshole. god i hope she goes off on rachel before nominations.

one last thing. rachel came outside just near the end of the trash talking and guess what. ivette doesn't say a damn thing to rachel. what a pussy bitch. all talk and no action. also ivette thinks jase + scott from last year are "good looking"? what the fuck??? let me say again... WHAT THE FUCK?

okay fine. so james + sarah are going up. that's a given. i'm finally let james go and when kaysar hopefully comes back. it may still be five vs five. sarah will go with howie + rachel if they say it was all the maggot's idea to get james out.

big brother 6 update: "we're not bad people. why are these people doing this to us?" asks a weeping sarah.

well sarah. let's figure this out. howie has made his nominations. james + sarah on the block. now they are both wondering why they are the block. both are "disappointed" but wait, let's get to sarah's question.

here's how these two mofo's sold out kaysar, howie, rachel + janelle. when kaysar was in the house and maggie was HOH, james swore on the bible to ivette that he would put up rachel + howie if he got HOH. there's your first mistake.

second, james went up to see maggie when she got HOH and before her nominations, she made him give her 2 names to put instead of him and sarah. at first he kept his mouth shut like a good team player should. but then, right before he left the room, he said, kaysar + janelle. later on when maggie was telling her sheep what he said, she changed the names but i can't remember what names maggie said in place of janelle + kaysar.

and third, sarah went up to the HOH after maggie got HOH and said to put up howie, rachel, janelle + kaysar. she also said that janelle, howie + kaysar are a team of three and that every night they talk. they are the 3 to break up. ahh, but maggie caught onto sarah's tricks. after sarah left the room, maggie told her sheep that sarah trash talked everyone except her boyfriend james.

and now sarah + james are upset that howie, rachel + janelle felt backstabbed and that they didn't come up to him before the nominations. sarah is upset, crying in the gold room while james is upstairs trying to tell his ex friends that they had been lied to.

howie, rachel + janelle all say that maggie and her sheep are not smart enough to come up with this. and that's true. sarah comes up to the HOH room 3 times to ask james to stop talking to them and to come downstairs.

well, later on, howie gets called to the diary room and james + sarah talk in the gold room. sarah hates everyone. james is still sticking to all his lies, even to sarah. sarah is clueless on what james has done to her and to them as a couple in this game. suddenly he wants to win POV and give it to sarah because he knows he's caught in a web of big brother lies. he's done this to sarah. him. no one else.

that's it. now i'm happy with big brother. i swear on the bible + my life that this season is the best and worst, love to hate and hate to love season of big brother u.s. history.