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September 9, 2005
big brother 6 . episode where janelle wins HOH
big brother 6: on thursday, september 8th, big brother once again became the show you love to hate one second and then suddenly love the next. for fans of the show, watching episode by episode, you'll be able to follow along just fine. for those onlly catching a few episodes can attempt to read the review, but you may not get the context.
theme music: the show begins. the theme music is better this year. the past four years we've had to listen to rather annoying theme music that has been thrown over to the cbs house calls show which is hosted by big brother 3 contestant marcellas reynolds + gretchen massey, a woman of many talents.
what happened on the show: we come to april + howie in the nomination chairs. a scheme is brought up from howie + janelle to somehow escape eviction and remain as a pair. april is very scared at this point because she fears ivette will choose money over friendship. at one point in the kitchen, howie makes it known that if ivette goes up into the final 2 spots with maggie or april, the votes could go 50/50. if ivette goes to the final 2 with howie or janelle, she has a 100 percent chance to win the entire game due to the friendship alliance controling the votes.
at this point i'm thinking "vote out april, turn on your friends. april is always saying she's not here for the money. so why should she care if she leaves the house. vote out the bitch!" but does ivette listen to me? she goes up into the HOH room with maggie and april... and she tells them everything!
maggie needs to hear everything because she needs to continue to control her alliance she created. april brings up the fact that everyone in the house deserves the money. in the big brother confessional, ivette cries about how april does not deserve the money. then back in the HOH room, ivette tells maggie that she will feel like shit if apirl wins the money. ahh choices, choices.
maggie and mom speak: finally we get to see the girlfriend talk. now last episode, when ivette got into her HOH room and the houseguests finally got to see a picture of her girlfriend [also named maggie], the big brother editors thought it would be great to air janelle's confessional comment about how ugly maggie was. will maggie rip janelle a new one? let's find out.
okay we see her finally. she actually doesn't look so ugly when she's fixed up. she did look just a bit fugly on the premiere episode of this season but now, she's purty. now why the fuck wasn't ivette and maggie in the house together as a pair! i would have loved to see lesbians move through this game! fuck cbs for banning lesbian sex.
we now see ivette's mother. "ivette likes to tell it how it is. what you see is what you get. you know." the mom i's nice. i don't hate ivette so much as a person with these 2 wonderful women in her life. mom needs to slap her across the face for her behaviour in the house and maggie needs to slap the other side. a slap is only meaningful when it comes from those that love you.
maggie, ivette's lesbian girlfriend, says ivette's mouth gets her in trouble all the time. that she doesn't know when to stop. in the show they just showed ivette telling kaysar that he has no respect for women. this is why kaysar stood up in front of that bitch way back on "fight night". fuck ivette for slandering kaysar that way. fuckkk ivette.
maggie goes on to say that ivette is not a "crier" and she doesn't know why she's crying all the time. she then goes on to say that it's nothing against "cappy" [eric, evicted houseguest], but she doesn't understand why ivette has such an obsession with him and that she hates it and that it drives her crazy. "all you hear is... cappy this, cappy that". maggie also says she can't stand eric.
the mother chimes in saying that ivette was all about cappy first, then james, that ivette forgot about beau sometimes. mother finally says that ivette is there to WIN. not make friendships. you can make friendships outside the game! mother starts attacking april + jennifer because it was fucking APRIL who came up with the plan to almost evict ivette when she was on the block with sarah [james' girlfriend and evicted houseguest].
"the only one i have questions about is APRIL. because APRIL can start problems. because when howie was HOH the first time, APRIL & JENNIFER was trying to see if they can get ivette out."
next up is maggie making a fucking insanely beautiful comment. "as ivette's girlfriend, it's probably not right for me to say this but i like JANELLE. i like janelle in the game, she's a great player, she's beautiful, she's smart, she's witty. she's charasmatic. she's got all these great qualities. and i do see where ivette may be jealous, or whatever you want to call it-"
she gets cut off but i'm sure she was going to say something to defend ivette's jealously. i'm guessing bb was not going to have any of that! and that's pretty much ivette's family speaking out. maggie did not comment on janelle's "ugly" comment so i'm assuming this was all shot before the comment aired. i wonder if maggie still thinks janelle is this and that.
my only advice to maggie is this. don't be so hateful towards janelle. we all know you want to "get" with her. we all know that ivette has trashed janelle day and night for over 60 days. get over the ugly comment, you ain't ugly. your girlfriend ivette's personality is fucking ugly.
sequestor house: now comes james + beau's arrival. first we see rachel and jennifer NOT fighting. rachel talks about how she loves the outdoors and i'm guessing bb fixed the girl up! you see, the friendship alliance wanted a beach locale, bb didn't give it to them. a big FUCK YOU to those bitches.
now james told tv guide dot com that he was going to tell jennifer that he got to spend the night with his girlfriend who is not in sequestor but was a houseguest evicted earlier. he was then going to ask if they let her see dan, just to piss her off. he wanted to do that so bad... let's see if he does do it.
as rachel + jennibitch wait for someone to arrive, it's james! both girls eyes widen when james flicks them off but we all know that was just for jennibitch. with fake hugs and drinks done with, james pops in his tape to show the girls how he was taken out of the house.
of course jennibitch continues her tireless bitch rant by making comments to both rachel and james. she is a pathetic bitch because when she says something, she doesn't make eye contact and say what's on her mind to someone's face. she's a coward. she's pathetic. she ain't a true bitch but more a wannabe be super bitch.
during the video watching thing, jennibitch says howie is fat compared to "skinny ass" rachel. when she sees april win POV and HOH in the same week she demands no one call her weak again. james brings up the fact that only a coward backdoors people in this game. he refers to april as "busto" and jennibitch calls him a jerk and tells him to "get over it".
oh wait. WAIT A FUCKING MINUTE. jennibitch says to the confessional camera that james' comments are "upseting" her and was "completelying rude and obnixious". um wait you cunt. last week you were all of those things to rachel! but let's face it, jenniFER is doing all of these antics to further her reality "bitch" career. fuck her. she ain't worthy enough to be called a reality "bitch" diva.
then beau comes up and in the words of april, "blah, blah, blah, blah".
the rest of the episode: well the entire episode built up to the idea of ivette voting out april now rather than later in favor of keeping 2 houseguests that could guarenette a win for her. she ended up getting rid of howie. i thought howie should have learned by now to shut the fuck up when he rants on. he got himself out of that game. i don't blame ivette. i blame howie.
and oh yeah, for those continuing to blame howie for making the BIGGEST mistake in bb history, let's make sure we all know that it was james who swore on the bible against his own team. he should have never dropped names and gave howie a reason to be nominated. now if james never said he wanted howie & rachel out, and howie was told a lie by the friendship alliance, then he would be the DUMBASS of the season, but he's not.
oh yeah...
oh my brother!: this just hit me. the only way janelle can win big brother against any of the nerd herd left is that if big brother let's america become the 8TH JUROR MEMBER and thus making a tie in case the nerd herd votes as a team of four, thinking they have complete control of big brother... then julie chen would say it would be a tie and say the winner is now determined based on how many HOH & POV comp's they've won throughout the game...
fuck that would be awesome!!! we would see america's key in the box when people pull their's out. and then when we see america vote for janelle, hopefully a tie will happen. here's hoping!
Posted by guytvblog at September 9, 2005 1:53 AM
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If that happened it would make me feel like this season wasn't a complete waste. I'd love to be the one asking them questions at the final, just so I could point out all the NH lies and bullshit.
Go Janelle for America's Choice again!!!
That'd probably send Ivette over the fucking deep end.
Posted by: KAY-NELLE at September 9, 2005 2:54 PM
I think the part of Ivette's girlfriend was recast for this episode. She definitely wasn't ungly last night.
Everytime Janelle wins something I my heart grows 3 sizes too big. I love her.
Posted by: Digby at September 9, 2005 3:10 PM
I keep thinking that once they hit the sequester house, the game is really over for them. Sure, they're going to vote for the winner, but the game is over, so relax and have fun.
Rachel seems okay, James was a bit harsh (and Rachel made a comment for him to "relax.") But, Jennibitch just won't let it go! Game over for you, bitch! Stop "competing" and just enjoy it. She's so bitter, that she's incredibly ugly. I hope James needles her all week long and makes her life miserable.
Did I mention I hate Jennibitch?
Posted by: Chris at September 9, 2005 10:36 PM
