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September 4, 2005
big brother 6 . janellousy + janellerella
since my last BB post, the summer of secrets season has continued to be emotionally up + down for this faithful viewer. i can't believe how much i love this show one episode and then completely hate it the next episode. with most reality shows, i'm pretty much consistent with my love or hatred for any show. now it's not the way big brother is played or designed, it's the fucking houseguests selected this season!
as i write this, there are only 5 people left in the house.
janelle: the only houseguest that a majority of america truely loves. she is the most hated and most talked about houseguest, according to the friendship alliance.
maggie: the leader and creator of the friendship alliance. by far the smartest of her group because she uses her friends to do "what's best for the house". come on, it's what's best for this bitch. oh and she continues to think she knows how janelle will act as a human being outside of this game. she continues to put herself above janelle as a better human being. fuck you maggie.
april: this season's emotional player. she's in the friendship alliance and her secret partner, jennifer, is the biggest bitch this year. the biggest bitch. i fucking hate jennibitch!
howie: the womanizer meterologist who has yet to understand what a woman truely is... a human being. he's repeative, irritating and a closeted bisexual houseguest. yeah whatever, he's bisexual.
ivette: by far the most hated player within this season's cast. yeah she's emotional but the amount of hypocrisy that this bitch showcases on a daily basis.. oh shit, i'm embarrassed for the people that know her outside of this game. i actually feel sorry for YOU. the last thing i have to say about this woman is she spits out hate so she should not be surprised when hate is thrown back at her face outside of this game.
janelleousy: the women left from the friendship alliance: april, ivette + maggie spend their entire day trash talking janelle. viewed by an outside source, this is a form of jealously. they are envious of janelle's advantages and luck in the game. when janelle talks with these 3 bitches, they take in all information janelle says and twists it around into something worse when janelle isn't around to defend herself.
these 3 bitches are already saying they control the votes in the end and that janelle will never win. no matter what. um.. are you judging her on the way she played the game or how much janelleousy you have for the girl? "stupid bitches" is janelle's response to anything the bitches of the friendship alliance say or do. well said goddess janelle, well said.
janellerella: people online in bb forums have come up with this word. if howie leaves, it will be four women in the house. janelle would be cinderella [i know this is stupid but funny, keep reading]. ivette + maggie would be the ugly and evil step sisters and april would be the evil mother. now that's funny. i don't know, cinderellas got everything in the end. i'm betting so will janellerella.
the final 3: it looks like this season is going to have 3 women in the end again. both april and ivette want to take janelle to the end to win the money. this would, in their own greedy minds, guarantee them a win in the end. now maggie doesn't see it this way, or so the bitch says. she wants to vote out janelle and go into the final 2 with one of her friendship cunts. whatever maggie, we'll see if money is truely NOT the reason why you're on the show.
sequestor house: if you have the live feeds, every contestant knew about the sequestor house for the jury. the entire friendship alliance claim they are not here to win the money, that all they want to do is make it to the sequestor house to relax at some exotic beach locale. when we the audience finally saw the sequestor house, i was disappointed not to see the evicted houseguests at a beach resort but rather a country home. but it does make me happy the friendship cunts won't be getting their beach vacation!
this could be because of 2 very possible reasons. one, the new big brother house was so expensive that they had to take money out of their budget which thus took away the beach locale. or two, when the BB gods found out that the entire friendship alliance was going to make it into the jury and control their game, they took the beach locale away from them and gave them a shitty country home. the remaining friendship cunts in the house are still expecting to go to a beach resort. "stupid bitches".
either way, jennibitch is making this sequestor house fucking fun. yeah i hate what she did to kaysar, the most lusted after houseguest this season, but i truely love a reality bitch. i keep saying she is the next omarosa, but no one seems to agree with me. you just keep watching your tv screen... this tramp is going to slut herself for any reality show featuring reality has beens. just you watch. watch this bitch remain a reality bitch her entire life.
big brother 6 update: at around 10:40 p.m. on sunday night, april is working janelle that she can confide in her once howie leaves. but april plans on running back to her bitches to spill everything janelle says. janelle has already told howie that she doesn't plan on giving any more information to those "stupid bitches"
april, the queen of trash talking, is now telling janelle to not be so sad. to not be so angry. "be happy. be sweet. love." says april. janelle asks "to who?" april then says "everybody." janelle quickly asks "why, why the hell should i? I'm not sad, i'm vicious." april responds with "you're vicious? don't be mean".
wait the fucking minute. why should janelle treat those cunts with respect when she gets no respect at all from them. fuck you april. fuck you and your way of life. oh god. fuck you you stupid bitch!
kaysar the actor: did you guys hear that kaysar just filmed an episode on the soap the young & the restless to air october 5th? the entire friendship alliance is going to shit themselves when they find out kaysar is the most popular and most loved and will be the most profitable houseguest ever to walk away from big brother. this hot fucker is probably going to make a million dollars by next summer. i so fucking heart kaysar.
for seeking more beautiful screen captures of kaysar + friends, check out jeansmx's album.
ivette's HOH: well, ivette nominated the only 2 houseguests not within her alliance. howie + janelle. and then the goddess janelle won POV!!! now once she takes herself off, howie will be sent home. yes either maggie or april must be put up as a pawn, but let's hope ivette gets rid of april so she can secure her "friendship" with maggie.
and that's about it. big brother rocks right now because janelle won POV but sucks because the friendship control the game. but i can still say "fuck the friendship alliance".
Posted by guytvblog at September 4, 2005 10:30 PM
Comments
Excellent update! Those girls are jealous of Janelle. Her looks, her brain, her brawn all attributes that have kept her in the game, luck had nothing to do with it. No one has ever handed anything to her in this game (unlike HOH was handed to Ivette or JenniBitch). She's the real deal.
Posted by: RG at September 5, 2005 7:52 PM
You hit it right on with your update! I whole-heartedly agree, and I think the all of America is right behind you. I will be very interested to hear Marcellas interview Beau on Housecalls. Marcellas (who I really never cared for) is like the rest of us in that he can't stand the 'friendship' and he loves Janelle. And I know he can't stand Beau which is why I think today's call should be pretty interesting. Meanwhile, hopefully, Janelle can get through Ivette's thick head that she needs to take April out (since she would be the tie breaker if Janelle votes for April and Maggie votes to evict Howie).
Posted by: NYC Guy at September 6, 2005 6:38 AM
