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September 21, 2005

big brother 6 . maggie f!ckin wins

you hear that? that's me clapping. bravo lady, brav fuckyou o. as a dedicated BB viewer this summer, both on tv and the live feeds, i have every right to be upset with how this game played out. but now that the show has officially ended, i'm ready to let go. the hatred has gone away, even with maggie's man face larger than life above this post.

the finale was a great hour. i was over at someone else's house and fucking demanded that it be on cbs. i got my way. i think i was the only one there who was actually into the show, no one else cared. i was by myself watching the finale. and i was up clapping, shouting and screaming at the tv. my friends thought i was nuts. i am.

best finale jury moments . the jury telling the friendship members on the jury [beau, jennifer + april] that maggie used them to do dirty work to benefit her. loved it! beau making snappy comments to james about ivette and how she played the game. "money isn't everything." screams beau. wait- yes it is. if we have no money, a majority of us die.

"nobody played the game with integrity and integrity can go to fucking hell". screams james to the group. "i love this game." says janelle. don't worry princess of reality tv, you'll be on all stars and you'll once again make it the final four. at one point april is talking about maggie using jennifer and april in the game and beau makes it none he's part of the group being used like little bitches. "you think maggie kept you guys together because she really cared about you or because the more she kept you guys together the more you guys were targets ahead of her." says james.

beau then asks directly after this statement "you think that maggie got everyone to do her dirty work?" james jumps in once again saying "maggie DID get everyone do her dirty work. that's why you guys are sitting here. it was a great stragety, she let you guys take the blame and she set you guys up to take the fall week by week by week. psychologically she had you guys beat."

i see what james was trying to do. he's trying to "work" the jury to vote his way. james, you can't control things outside of the house.

best audience moment . cbs got supermodels to sit in the front row directly behind julie chen. gorgeous male models at that! when they were standing up and clapping i bet they were thinking "i still don't get what the fuck this whole show is about". and maggie's daddy is hotttt! fucking yum to that.

best moment not aired . on cbs' housecalls, when janelle called in on monday, we found out that she and beau got into another fight... over some designer pillow. they were drunk once again and cameras were not there to catch this brillant reality tv moment. oh well. janelle for bb allstars!!!

best question from the jury . this was of course delivered by jennibitch. "maggie. when i was HOH and we were all upstairs in our own group. who was the one person that initially brought up kaysar's name as a nomination?" to which maggie responds with doubt as to who it was but that it wasn't her. ivette smiles shaking her head accepting blame for this. she even brought beau's name.

runner up moment goes to this question. "...why in the hell do you deserve the money over ivette?" delivered by janelle the reality princess. maggie gave a crappy answer and i could give a fuck. i was too focused on james. he's should have been shirtless.

best live moments . when the jury started walking down the runway between the front row models, the producers of course saved the best for last. janelle walked out to an amazingly loud screams mixed with standing ovations. thank god my friend had tivo. i rewinded that moment 3 fucking times!

in the audience, just above ivette's lovable mother was BB4's hunky fbi agent jack with his wife, and then next to them was a new reality couple as seen on some e! crappy show... josh from BB1 & erika from BB4. and just up a row from those super tv stars was hottie will from BB5 along with BB5 winner drew and that black guy from BB5. i spit on him.

i just saw maggie's father again while watching my tivo'd version at home. wow. i'm in daddy lust heaven!

best julie chen moment . when the jury was putting their keys into the circle box thing, julie chen made a comment that she couldn't wait to see what that [janelle's] vote was. everyone laughed. i laughed. julie laughed. and janelle laughed. it was a funny moment.

best howie quote from the finale . right before howie made the last jury vote in the circle box thingy he said "maggie, ivette, i love you both, you played a great game. unfortunely i can't vote on america's number one choices, janie + kaysar. i'm stuck voting for america's last choices. don't hate the houseguests, hate the game." the audience reacted with shock and then began clapping basically agreeing with howie. it's true.

best shocking moment . julie chen announcing that the first evicted houseguests are coming on to make a reunion! wow. this should be reallll good.

best reunion moments . "do i have to call the security guards? they are standing by." jokes julie with a serious manner. sarah tells james that rachel, howie and janelle are not the reasons why i left the house. the audience clapped but james of course was thinking his girlfriend is stupid and she just doesn't know.

also, howie had his april bashing moments shown again. and then april got her own dose of her own medicine. they played the clip when she said the fans and america are all pieces of shit. her reaction was priceless! julie tells april that janelle won the crappy set visit to some cbs show overwhelmingly. that a girl julie, rub it fucking in april's nose job!

later kaysar told jennifer in a very serious tone regarding her great big brother move on evicting kaysar again after america voted him back in... "jennifer, next time think for yourself." julie asks jennibitch to defend herself. she says she did think for herself and then eric... wait.. erPrick chimes in with a somewhat valid point that jennifer and kaysar both swore on their lives and said "i guess the same medicine doesn't taste the same." the audience reacts perfectly by drowning out erPrick's words with angry moans. julie chen pretty much knows that was a stupid, pathetic low blow at making a point and jumped in changing the subject.

best overall finale moment . well there's a tie. first it was maggie winning over ivette. yeah i said i would vote for ivette but fuck her. by the way, did you see ivette's girlfriend? she looked even hotter this time. her hair was straightened and pulled back, very classy.

and then the 2nd moment was ivette walking out of the house and there's beau with his hands wide open for ivette but she hugs CRAPPY ERPRICK first and he's embarassed and hugs both eric + ivette. my god that was funny! ivette's hug to eric lasted a few good seconds, then her hug to beau lasted a split second. hilarious! and oh dear, maggie's lover is fugly but huggable.

my big brother postings finale . that's all bb readers. i want to thank everyone for checking into guytvblog.com for my big brother updates! and the only way to end this post properly is with janelle's classic quote. "bye bye bitches".

so what did you guys like or not like about the finale/entire season?

early show update . the morning after, maggie haggie and evilette were on the early show with julie chenbot. okay, let me start over. the morning after, maggie and ivette were on the early show with julie chen. maggie kept the game going outside of the house continuing the [maybe] lie that she didn't use her "friends" to do her dirty work. julie kept probing that maggie did "you really were the mastermind behind this friendship and the glue that held it together" says julie to maggie who laughs a fucking giggle.

julie then uses james' name to ask maggie if she used the "friendship" to further her game. maggie denies it. and then ivette was asked if she thought maggie used them and she said evereyone did things to benefit everyone in the friendship. at this point, maggie is staring down ivette... bitch.

and then... oh fucking shit... and then ivette says "i hate to be part of that "friendship" now to be honest and that sounds horrible to say". i was floored! so was julie! she quickly asked "why?" to which ivette says "i never liked the name friendship and it's hard to play the game and to say you have a friendship going on."

julie quickly asks if ivette is friends with anyone in the group and that she wants names! ivette says according to her "tush" slash girlfriend that ivette doesn't "have the best thoughts on those people." she wouldn't drop names to julie. wow. fucking wow.

the interview ended with ivette saying that she didn't choose janelle was because she feared janelle would tell the jury ivette choose money over "friendship". if janey had told the jury about ivette's "dirty move in the game that never happened because ivette didn't allow it to happen" then janelle would have won the game. ivette just couldn't have that. i think ivette's jealously got the best of her and didn't want to loose over janelle.

Posted by guytvblog at September 21, 2005 2:00 AM

Comments

The best moment was Janelle coming out cheered on by the crowd. A star is born. I can't get enough of her.

Posted by: arjanwrites at September 21, 2005 9:34 AM

I loved the blank expression on Ivette's face from when Maggie's name was announced to hugging her family. You can tell she was NOT happy and probably regrets her stupid decision to pick Maggie over Janelle! LOVED IT! I didn't see how hot Maggie's dad was... got any screen caps of him?? :)

BTW, I thought Jen said she did NOT think for herself and the group did manipulate her?

Posted by: Wade at September 21, 2005 10:06 AM

i also loved the look on Ivette's face. she was floored that she did not win. she gave a bad name to lesbians and cubans...i'll miss the show and janelle and kaysar and even howie...till next season

Posted by: christopher at September 21, 2005 12:43 PM

I laughed so hard when Ivette went straight for Eric and not Beau when coming out of the house. HA! Also loved the stunned look on Ivette's face the whole last part of the show after realizing she lost $450,000 by not taking Janelle to the end. Dumbass bitch.

Posted by: jonathon at September 21, 2005 5:24 PM

I went back and double-checked -- Jen DID say in response to JulieBot's defense question: "No, because I didn't think for myself. My group swayed my decision". Then you hear someone (Eric?) say "Absolutely". If it was Eric, then why would he agree with Jen?

Posted by: Wade (again) at September 21, 2005 5:50 PM