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September 18, 2005
emmy 57 . deseparate moments
emmy turns 57 . the only great thing about this year's emmy was that the 3 hours went by quicker than most award shows. the american idol parody was useless. the reality tv blue man group bit was unneeded. the tribute to the news men made me sleepy. oh and having the host pop out maybe 5 times all night is such a waste. bad, bad emmy! [rolling up the tv guide smacking the tv screen]
i was floored when Lackawanna Blues' S. Epatha Merkerson won for outstanding lead actress in a miniseries or a movie. she approached the microphone with tears in her eyes and her hand between her breasts. she had a speech ready and prepared, tucked away between her tits but it slipped further down her dress... its current wherabouts are still unknown. she thanked as many as she could until the music cued in to cut her off. you'd think this woman would demand for more time but she was a virgin on the emmy stage and quietly walked off when told to.
deseparate bitchin' . the other emmy moment to love was Felicity Huffman winning over both Marcia Cross & Teri Hatcher for outstanding lead actress in a comedy series. we all know teri has been pushed, maybe unwillingly, to the front of the housewives pack so if Teri would have won over her 2 fellow wisteria lane neighbors, we may have had tv catastrophic behind the deseparate scenes. i'm happy bitchy cross didn't win because all she does is cry and moan "teri, teri, teri!". that was so fucking funny when Hugh Jackman made a stab at the deseparate women during their vanity fair photo shoot. the audience didn't laugh... but i did!
i'm pissed . i'm pissed Deadwood didn't win over abc's Lost but i did enjoy actor Daniel Dae Kim [lost hunk] walk on stage beefier in a suit! YUM. back to what i'm pissed about. i'm pissed amazing race won yet again. i'm pissed Jeremy Piven of Entourage lost. i'm pissed Ian McShane of Deadwood lost. i'm pissed Frances Conroy of Six Feet Under lost. i'm pissed Desperate Housewives didn't win over Everybody Hates Raymond. and i'm pissed the host of the show no longer really hosts... they just "pop out" when needed.
ellen on oscars . i just love that at the opening comedy bit with ellen, she made it known she was tired of hosting the emmy's and wanted oscar's to call her. and what's with film actors getting nominated their 1st time and then suddenly winning. first people were pissed HBO is considered for awards, now they'll be attacking film actors getting nominated once and winning over tv actors who work a number of years never winning. oh well. it's just tv.
post show survivor news: survivor host jeff probst was outside talking with some e! people. he mentioned that survivor has only been picked up for one more season and he's only host for one more season, his contract expires next edition. could mark burnett want a new version of survivor minus jeff? jeff's super ego did have a huge say on which survivors would walk onto the guatemala season... so maybe if he's no longer host, his tv power will be taken away. he can also finally drop his beard, julie, and come out to the gay community with his boyfriend colby [survivor: australian outback]. but of course if tom can hide behind a woman, so can jeff. all right fuck me, i'm just so bad!
Posted by guytvblog at September 18, 2005 10:18 PM
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U didn't mention one of the best moments [drum roll please] when donald trump got on stage in overalls and sang some hillbilly song with karen/megan m. from will and grace [Yes she used her screechy voice]. I was on the floor just thinking is this trump's lowest point or what. Other B-list stars also got on stage to sing. Is it just me or can "veronica mars" really sing. I think she did a great job singing that fame song. I'm mad eva longoria wasn't nominated and that ellen was only on stage during the opening and then she had 1 joke or 2. what else? oh yeah, jeff probst doesn't look gay, although i wish he was.
Posted by: ed at September 19, 2005 12:11 AM
Jennifer Aniston looks like she's whispering "I'll cut you, bitch!" to Brad...
Posted by: Chris M at September 19, 2005 9:37 AM
