This is how Qox Populi will work. The post, dated every tuesday, will remain on on the front page during the week. After I watch a show or experience something pop culture related on tv, I will post about it under each month's weekly Qox Populi. Just visit GuyTVBlog.com all week to see how it works.

The Real World: Austin . Tonight, the series set in Austin, TX ends its horrible run. What started off as a great season that included the tragic death of a cast member's mother to a street fight that left the same cast member forever changed then led to a full season of straight dullness. Thanks to the producers or casting department, no queers lived in Texas. So thus we got a boring season.

We should expect at least 2 gay cast members and 1 lesbian in the new Key West season because we all know where the best reality tv drama comes from, single women & queers!

Over in the Austin house, the cast members go nuts [thanks to generous amounts of alcohol supplied by the show]. Wes and Nehemiah are screaming at Rachel who's on the couch held down by Danny while Melinda is pulled away by Nehemiah to get closer to Rachel while he screams at her to hit him again while she screams an unbelievable reality tv scream that should go down as one of The Real World's best fight category.

I'm pretty sure no one gets hurt or sent to jail... but ya never know. The season finale is only 30 minutes and will be rushed rather quickly. Goodbye Austin. Hello Key West & Real World/Road Rules Challenge!

I still think Wes is adorable, huggable and HOT! Here's hoping there's some story out there about his 1st gay experience during his high school years... Anyone? Danny is suppose to be the "cute" one this year but fuck him. He should have tits and long hair because he's just one of the girls. Melinda's more of a man than he is... but I don't want her either.

The Bachelor: Paris . Taking a cue from The Real World: Insert City, The Bachelor 8: Insert Paris minus "8" kicks off Monday, January 9th with a shaggy doctor turned soap starish hunk. Just recently ABC has started airing tv spots of the new bachelor as well as displaying an official press image on their website. It just goes to show you that some average joes can be turned into something quite fuckable...

Hot Properties . If anyone cares, Silas Gaither aka "the actor" from Survivor: Africa showed up on the episode "Whatever Lola Wants" playing a beefy bartender with meaningless lines. "What can I get you gorgeous?" He actually gained muscle... or fat over muscle. Sorry I don't have a screen capture but I'm sure someone out there does... This show is shot with high quality cameras and appears to be high quality but it should be cancelled just about [checking my watch]... now.

Posted by guytvblog at November 22, 2005 1:01 AM