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December 5, 2005
Dear TV Santa Week . Tom Welling's Used Cap
A few nights ago I dreamed of Tom Welling aka The WB's Superman. We were in a farm house in the middle of the night and there was this female villian bitch stalking us from the outside. For some reason he was getting ready to fight, dressed in his trademark red tee and jeans but this time he wore a blue cap. It was dirty, been used, worn for years, sweaty, had a male smell that only years of sweat could create... Well for some reason he gave me the fucking cap.
When I accepted it I felt this homoerotic sensation. It was this tremendous feeling multiplied 1,000 times fold due to the enhanced elements one experiences within the dream state. This American icon, that is most certainly an unattainable figure in life, was the only thing I remember from my dream some nights ago. Most of the time we don't remember our dreams but this I fucking remember.
There was nothing sexual about the dream. He wasn't queer in the dream and it wasn't building to some idolized kiss but just him giving me his freakin cap.
I woke up soon after with an erection and some pre jizz, my dick was so hard I couldn't believe it. Why did I feel this and why him? He's married in real life but in the dream, he was the character he played. Single, full of super sperm and with a body that would never turn to fluff.
So this makes my list of items for Santa Cock to bring me on December 25th. Tom Welling's Used Cap. Yeah, some may laugh but this list is a fantasy list and is meant for good fun reading.
And if there's some fucked up Ebay auction claiming it's his hat, I ain't payin'. I want Santa Cock to bring me Tom Welling's Hat. Used, sweaty and full of homoerotic dreams.
These photos of Tom Welling are from a recent award show where he wore the FUCKING cap from my dreams! Oh man, and it's sweaty and I bet some little girl has it! Damn it!
Posted by guytvblog at December 5, 2005 12:05 AM
Comments
i would pay anything to have something tom welling wore. he has the best looking guy i have ever seen - HANDS DOWN - and i just learned afterseeing animated pictures, that he is VERY WELL HUNG
Posted by: dave at January 9, 2006 10:48 AM
ewww lmao, oh wow is he?
Posted by: Vanessa at January 21, 2006 10:44 PM
he is so sexy i want to hit htat any day!!!!
Posted by: Anonymous at February 15, 2006 9:31 PM
i want to fuck him so bad he a good guy with a little bad which i love
Posted by: Anonymous at February 15, 2006 9:32 PM
i wander hoe bi his d*** is??? who cares hes hot!!!!
Posted by: Anonymous at February 15, 2006 9:34 PM
Baby your hot but lose the hat you look better without it!
Posted by: Jessica at September 18, 2006 1:46 PM
