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December 8, 2005

Dear TV Santa Week . Chris Masters Workout Session

I want a Santa Cock gift certificate to workout with AND shower with Chris Masters from the WWE. Simple as that. Have you guys seen him on tv? Have you seen the "masterpiece" perform drenched in sweat? Then fear not because I've created another dollar store style video featuring Chris Masters exactly how I like him... minus a shirt, in jeans or slacks and topped off with a hat of some sort. I should have paid for those front row tickets when the WWE came to my town and told him "the gays love you"... just to see his reaction.

Now that you've seen him you'll know why I just want a simple late night, 2 hour workout with Chris in a nearly empty public gym and then shower with him in the locker room afterwards. That's it. One time. I get to keep his sweaty towel as a souvenir and my Queermas Wish will have come true. I hope Santa Cock wraps this gift up in a giant box to throw me off. Remember to catch Chris on Monday night's RAW on the USA network. And can you believe he's only 22 years old... thank heaven for boys!

Posted by guytvblog at December 8, 2005 12:14 AM

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Posted by: Stavros at March 25, 2006 8:37 AM