This is how Qox Populi will work. The post, dated every tuesday, will remain on on the front page during the week. After I watch a show or experience something pop culture related on tv, I will post about it under each month's weekly Qox Populi. Just visit GuyTVBlog.com all week to see how it works.

WWE's Matt Striker . This past Monday, the WWE debuted a new character [at least he was my personal debut] that goes by the name Matt Striker. He's a teacher... built to boyhood crush perfection... looks great in slacks... and is 100% against gay marriage and gay lifestyle. He's basically against all those who do not practice or live "family values". Whatever that fucking is.

It's tv, it's a gimmick and I'm totally into it. Matt made headlines some time ago as the teacher who called in sick so that he could wrestle. It turns out he only took about four days off and resigned before anyone actually fired him. His students recognized him and thus ended his double life. Today he's a WWE superstar and currently is one of the new tv personalities that has my boyhood crush attention.

I really could give a shit if he or his "character" starts verbally attacking the gay & lesbian lifestyle 'cause I actually have never agreed with pussy and tits. If you have yet to learn to watch WWE for it's sweaty homophobic superstars then you're really missing out on grade A entertainment.

For some reason, John Cena is WWE's top performing star yet continues to disagree with 2 guys giving each other a muscle rub down in a closed locker room. A few weeks ago Mr. Cena walked in on 2 other superstars and then fake gagged on his way out as if homosexual behaviour is that disgusting.

If Matt's character begins doing the same kind of gagging behaviour then I can't do anything else but watch. Tune in Mondays on Spike TV for WWE's Raw. If you've got a pc and have the time, every time Raw goes to commercial, their live cameras switch on at their official website showing us what he don't see on the national broadcast. Quite fun if you've got the time.

For those already in WWE love with Matt Striker then check out his official website ThisIsStriker.com. For those interested in his wrestling past, check out Obsessed with Wrestling's Matt Striker section. And if you're interested in meeting Matt in person, his official WWE profile lists his scheduled appearances through February 9th.

Matt, if by chance you do come across my write up, try the hairy chest and stomach look again. You'll stand out from the pack of smooth bodies and keep the slacks as long as you can. Shirtless with slacks is my kind of high school fantasy. Keep up the hard work.

Click below for a video featuring Matt on the job taking on the oh so sexy Rob Conway [who has told Byte This, an internet show, that he's 98% fat free. Wow.] Matt's eyes and villainish smile gives me a raging erection that needs to be hidden under a couch pillow.

The Apprentice: Donald [Repost] . Okay. Here we go. I've gone ahead and finished the show for you. This fourth season of Apprentice has been very new to us. In one episode he fired 2 people, in another episode he fired 4 people and then he cut the final 4 into 2 by firing one team. The last 2 candidates left are Rebecca & Randal. What I originally thought to be one winner will be 2! That's right, you read me correctly!

I believe that the finale will play out as Donald Trump favors both candidates for various reasons with the "tough" decision of only choosing one. We, the audience, are suppose to believe he will only HIRE one when in fact he will hired both! It'll come up to that one moment where he'll say "Randal, you're hired!" and then the audience will go nuts and then Donald will look at Rebecca and say "Rebecca, you're hired!" and then the auidence will go even more nuts! I believe some will piss in their pants at the great news.

Donald knows that both Rebecca & Randal deserve to be this season's Apprentice! Also, in every finale episode Donald always presents 2 jobs and the "one winner" usually chooses which project to take over only this time each winner will get a project. And of course Randal will the the gentleman that he is and say "Ladies, choose first". Golly, I just want to fall to my knees in devotion!

Of course, this is all assumed and i'm nearly never wrong...

And so I guess I'm wrong. I'm going to say it, Mr. Donald Trump is a big douche bag. I can't fucking believe he turned to Randal to help make his decision of hiring Rebecca as well. What a fucking pussy. It just made sense to turn to Rebecca to deliver those wonderful words, "You're Hired!" I mean Donald fucking fired more than one candidate during this season on more than one occasion and it just made fucking sense to hire both Randal & Rebecca.

This is Donald Fucking Trump's show, not Randal's show, I still can't believe Donald let Randal's opinion influence Donald from doing what he knew in his gut was right for a proper ending to season four. Once again, Donald Trump is a big fucking pussy that should have not let his apprentice choose the type of finale this season should have had. I am disgusted with Donald right now. Disgusted!

Will & Grace & Live . Make sure to gear up your Tivo's and satellite dishes on January 12th when Will & Grace goes to that magical live show broadcast. That's it.

Posted by guytvblog at December 13, 2005 12:37 PM

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Posted by: chris m || hunkdujour at December 16, 2005 7:39 PM