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February 25, 2006

MTV True Life . New Season

MTV True Life is currently airing the new season featuring stories involving the world of competitive eating, juvenile offenders in a wildfires bootcamp & reality tv stars "trying to establish careers in the entertainment industry". I know former Suvivor:Pearl Islands villain, Jon Dalton aka Johnny Fairplay, is one of the reality tv stars attempting a new life after his 16 minutes of fame has ended. Check him out on March 8th at the Ten Spot.

I know this because recently Gauntlet 2's Hunklicious Derrick and Always Drunk Katie were on a radio show over at the Fishbowl where they talked about dropping by Johnny's house where he told them he was doing a True Life episode. From what we see on various TV shows featuring Jon Dalton, well I can't understand why he's so useless in the head... and why the fuck reality women want to sleep with him? Is it pity? I usually love TV villains but this guy never added anything to my viewing pleasure.

Also, on that competitive eating episode, the 3 profiled guys are gorgeous, fuckable and built to perfection. First there's Ian "The Invader" Hickman who looks very meterosexual, then there's Tim "Eater X" Janus who has the hard yet soft muscled body with a light patch of hair on his large pecs [definitely the most fuckable of all three] and lastly there's Takeru "The Tsunami" Kobayashi, the undefeated champ with the body of muscle dreams.

We mostly think of greasy, fat men eating too many hot dogs all lined in a yucky row, all stuffing their unshaven mouths... but somehow MTV picked the best looking competitors and documented their disgustingly different lives. I was in horror watching them eat pound after pound of food, over and over but hey, I suck dick, they eat too much food- Whatever makes us happy, right?

Oh my God, I just thought- How much semen can these guys get in their stomachs!?!? A profound yet perverted thought.

Posted by guytvblog at February 25, 2006 12:05 AM

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Posted by: Veronica at March 8, 2006 6:32 PM