This is how Qox Populi will work. The post, dated every tuesday, will remain on on the front page during the week. After I watch a show or experience something pop culture related on tv, I will post about it under each month's weekly Qox Populi. Just visit GuyTVBlog.com all week to see how it works.

Tyra, Todd & Luke . On Monday's episode of the Tyra Banks Show, we gay viewers got a jaw dropping revelation. There's alot of information to take in so bare with me. The theme was ripped from the Oscar nominated drama "Brokeback Mountain" where Miss Tyra got some real gay cowboys in the studio and chatted with them about being gay in designer spurs.

In a previous post I introduced many of you to Todd Tee Tramp of GidyUp! On the Rodeo Circuit fame, well, Todd was the main guest on Tyra's Real Life Brokeback Mountain show. He appeared dressed in his cowboy attire and had show appearances by his partner and his ex fiancee! Yes, he was engaged... to a woman named Belinda! The shock doesn't end there. She knew he was "bisexual" but was in denial that he was G-A-Y.

Okay, now in that same GidyUp! documentary featuring Todd, we find out that Belinda was also in the documentary as his new student turned rodeo star. In the docu I don't believe they were really engaged or in love but had more of teacher student type relationship. We also find out through Logo.com's bio section that Belinda is a "self-proclaimed bisexual and erotic film star". Today she now thinks of Todd as her best friend and we find out that Todd was actually her best man in her recent wedding... to a man! Oh, the drama doesn't stop there.

Now during the Q&A segment, we find out Belinda had some difficulty dating men after her engagement to Todd ended. She says that since she participates in a gay rodeo there are gay men everywhere and it become hard to control who she was attracted to. Then suddenly we find out from Belinda that she is married to a "once" gay man. Wha-Wha What!?! You mean we can pick and choose sexual orientation?

Tyra demands for the husband to stand up and he does. Her husband is porn star Tony Cage aka "Luke Pisacano" from MTV True Life "I'm Getting Plastic Surgery" fame who then went for a short lived career as a gay porn star in 3 Blue Blake films. My jaw dropped in tv amazement. Well, I thought it was shocking.

Tyra sits down next to him and puts a long, big black microphone to his juicy male lips. Luke begins to speak. "My relationships that I had in my gay experiences- that were properly some of the best experiences I've had in my life- but I knew deep down inside that I was always a family man." Luke goes on to say that he was raised to have a wife and a child but physically was attracted to both men and women. Then Tyra asks him if he's still bisexual and Luke shakes his head no announcing that he's "very straight".

AND THEN he brings up the fact that his ex boyfriend is still a "very close friend of mine". He also goes on to say that "it is a lifestyle that you can not get away from" but then Tyra asks him if he still craves men to which Luke says "not at all." AND THEN dimwit Tyra turns to Belinda and says "so maybe you did turn one out girl" and Luke says that she did. What the mutha Fuck?

Show ended soon after that. For those seeking more information regarding Luke's calf implants can check out this great article fake muscle and men.

Martha's Freshly Baked Quotes . On Tuesday's episode of the Martha show, Martha Stewart had Dancing with the Stars contestant/ESPN SportsCenter Anchor Kenny Mayne as the featured guest where hilariousity ensued, at Martha's expense no doubt.

Before we begin I have to address the fact that Martha Stewart does not understand and maybe can not comphrend that the average American does not have a kitchen full of products, utensils and ingredients that she has on a daily basis. We don't have an income that allows this and if we did, most Americans would rather spend their hard earned money on other items not related to the kitchen. Oh Martha, I actually feel bad for her. Finally, I get to look down on her.

Back to the show. Kenny is Martha's helper in the kitchen while she- or they prepare Coconut Cookies with Passion Fruit Curd for us. Kenny is naturally funny and starts letting it rip. After discussion on the number of steps and tools used to prepare the treats, Kenny blurts out "Who owns all this crap at home, really?"

Martha looks at him with disgust and was actually speechless as the audience laughed along with Kenny. She then used Kenny's wife as an example of "insulting" someone on Valentine's Day because supposely Kenny's wife has a certain utensil Kenny was using that he had never seen before.

Well later Kenny then asks for Martha's advice. It seems one of his kids carved their name in their brand new furniture and Martha asked "Was she punished?" to which Kenny says that they told her to never do it again. And so Martha gave her advice. She says that she hears that Kenny's kids like to go horseback riding so she says "Get them each a horse and then they will not mar your furniture." Kenny looks at her with shock and says with a forced smile "That has nothing to do with-" but it gets drowned out by Martha pushing her point as the audience laughs.

The show goes to commercial and comes back to the horse situation that has turned into the how Kenny raises his kids situation. Martha says the reason his daughter did what she did was because she is "unhappy" and reacting to "an absence in their lives." This, of course, pisses off Kenny because when he says that his kids are very happy, Martha chimes in with a quick "no". Oh my god, who the fuck is this woman think she is? So folks, when your kids act up, get them horses. It solves everything.

In the end, Martha proves one of her points when Kenny's wife gets on the phone. It turns out Kenny's wife does have the "crap" utensil Kenny said they didn't have. A sift. But he wasn't able to tell his wife Martha's advice on horses. Bummer, that would have been fun.

Channel 912 . Tune into Channel 912 on GuyTVBlog.com every Tuesday for new media clips slash reality show entertainment. Today we have a clip from NBC's Fear Factor: Reality Stars Edition featuring Mike & Trishelle [Real World 10 & 12], Johnny Fairplay & Twila [Survivor 7 & 9], Jonathan & Victoria [ Amazing Race 6], Craig & Tana [The Apprentice 3] and other people I can't make out. Check out the Jonathan vs Joe Rogan clip.

The 2nd video features highlights from one of my favorite Cirque Du Soleil dvd's Midnight Sun. I strongly suggest you rent ths one through your NetFlix membership or just simply buy it today. Amazing collection of Cirque shows brought together for one amazing performance dvd.

Posted by guytvblog at February 14, 2006 12:05 AM

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