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June 30, 2006
Mr. GuyTVBlog Road Trip! . June 30th - July 3rd
I'm off to San Antonio... Secretly meet up with a military guy who's visiting home... Hopefully take a stroll down the River Walk... Do some family stuff... Sleep... Watch some TV... Makeout... Continue to hide my super gay identity... Fucking Road Trip!!!
See you Monday. In the meantime, discover OutZoneTV, HereTV Podcasts & YouTube's Gay Show.
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June 29, 2006
Quote . Ryan Seacrest Says No
Show: E! News
Episode: June 28th Episode
Person(s): Ryan Seacrest, Jessica Simpson
Subject: Ryan interviewing Jessica about guys trying to pick her up.
Last Thoughts: So gay guys actually have the balls to try to pick up Seacrest in public. After so many verbal penetrations, someone's bound to get in!
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June 28, 2006
The Animal Returns In 9 Days
... to sweat profusely on that crappy UPN show.
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June 26, 2006
Big Brother All Stars . Pick Your Male Escort
In keeping in the hype that is Big Brother All Stars, Mr. GuyTVBlog.com has created a list that will ask my readers a rather inappropiate yet humorous question worth asking. Out of the top 10 male houseguests that CBS has selected to participate in "America's Vote", which of the ten would you like to be GuyTVBlog's Big Brother's All Star Male Escort Pick. Big title, I know.
Um... do you need a visual aid? Scroll down for that visual aid you anonymous but huggable, lovable voters!
Get your laughs out. It's time to have some fun. We'll see how many have the "blue balls" to answer this question by taking the poll just below and to the side of the main page. Come on, it's a harmless question!
Each possible "male escort" has their own unique charateristics. Let's take a look at them. Bunky is hairy as fuck so hairy people could enjoy that. Chicken George is a "bear" of sorts. Michael the Cowboy could be categorized under the roleplay type of escorts, he's got all the western props a paying customer could ask for!
Mike Boogie continues to act like a person half his age and could very well take on the role of skater punk as those seen on jerk off websites, you know, the guys who are obviously lying about their age and look older but you still want to enjoy them. Dr. Will, winner of Big Brother 2, has lost his lean muscled physique as seen on his season and has since traded it for more flab... all over. He could still be your kinky doctor... for those into that type of bedroom play!
Oh this list is turning out so fucking bad. Next is Jase who for some reason reminds of that villian in Pixar's Incredibles. Anyways, Jase could just be a fun romp in bed. He's got a nice body and could probably last all night. Probably! Marcellas, we hope, is packing heat... kinda like how Beau [Big Brother 6] is larger than life- Have you fucking seen Beau's dick?!?! Back to Marcellas, he looks like a cuddler who gives soft, moist kisses. Can he even get kinky? He probably laughs at you trying to show off your sexual talents.
Finally we have the guys from season 6. Kaysar plays into the ethnic role and most likely has this serious look while you and him... enjoy each other. I'm not saying anymore more about him, I feel like he's already looking down at me with disgust. Blow me Kaysar. Next is Howie... the biggest male whore of all the seasons and the first Big Brother houseguest to admit that he has an urge to masturbate inside the house. If you didn't watch last season, Howie ended up jerking off outside in some box thing. I also think the reason why he was all over Beau was because he got a glimpse of Beau's enormous pecker.
Now comes GuyTVBlog.com's official pick for Big Brother's All Star Male Escort Pick. James from Big Brother 6! He's strong, has a towering muscled physique and bites his nails while he works out. Um... as someone who's as tall as he is, well the hopes are higher that he's got the biggest package of all the houseguests in this poll. I'm also betting that James is smart enough to ask for the most money from potential clients.
And now it's your chance to pick GuyTVBlog's Big Brother's All Star Male Escort. Don't forget to list your reason why you choose who you choose. Don't worry, you can comment anonymously! Take the Poll!
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Spread this poll around on your blogs and send people here to vote! Let's make this vote as popular as Eric & Maggie were from their season!
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June 25, 2006
Big Brother International . Shocking Moments 2
1. Big Brother houseguest shows off his President Johnson, his Meat Maelstrom, his Wrinklebeast, his Third Arm of Justice, you get the idea! [Moved to "Continue Reading..."] 2. Big Brother Australia male housemates play with each other's balls. 3. Big Brother UK has a 10 minute fight that includes laughs, "fuck you's", stuff thrown & crying. 4. Big Brother's Richard is the gay roomie who says "i think all men should have a gay sexual experience, straight or gay" 5. Big Brother 6's Janelle vs April. Janelle vs Jennifer & Beau Also Howie vs April
You'll have to wait a few seconds or minutes to load depending on your PC power...
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June 24, 2006
Big Brother International . Shocking Moments
1. Big Brother Australia has a coming out session for David that leads to one female houseguest in tears. 2. Nakomis flips the fuck out over Big Brother's DNA Twist. 3. Big Brother UK female houseguest gets randy with a bottle. 4. Big Brother 5's other DNA Twist. 5. Big Brother UK houseguest is evicted featuring an angry & wet houseguest [:21 seconds into the video] and an angry mob waiting outside. Part 2
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June 23, 2006
Dan Savage Needs His Own TV Show!
The only time I've seen Dan Savage on the tele box is when he did a small guest spot on G4TV's Attack of the Show. Either they didn't like him or he didn't want to come back but either way, he's not on the show. They have a female sex columinst giving answers on the show now while ATOS' female host, Olivia, spews idiocy over the sex columinst's views.
I now want Dan Savage on TV, somewhere with his own call in show. A show that rivals MTV's now forgotten LoveLine. I do remember watching that show waiting and hoping for a gay caller. I really think America is ready for a Dan Savage gay call in sex columinst show.
First off Dan has that "been there, done that" experience and seems to have the most logical answer one can give to those confused or curious as to what the right answer is to their burning, infectious question. It also doesn't hurt that Dan is super handsome and has a rather soothing voice.
Haven't heard of Dan Savage? Here's a sample of his work. Check out his answer to this 23 year old guy who's fucking his own cousin.. that he's ended up falling in love with! Next we have a guy who's boyfriend would rather jerk off to porn than fucking his own boyfriend! How fucked up is that? Find out Savage's answer!
This is just a small sampling of Mr. Savage. You can check out his weekly answers over at The Stranger's Savage Love 2.0. Let's hope he even wants a TV show but hopefully somewhere some big suit will read this and think, "yeah it could work". Fuck yeah it could!
Thanks Savage. Find out more about the man himself over at Wikipedia.
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June 22, 2006
Big Brother All Stars . Mr. GuyTVBlog's 2nd Picks
Big Brother 7: All Stars . Official Website . START VOTING!
Now that Big Brother: All Stars Voting Special has finally aired we can get to some fucking voting! In my last post regarding my 1st fantasy picks of my All Stars cast, a comment was left by "Weston" aka possible CBS employee that correctly listed the 20 houseguests that had a chance in getting into the new fugly house. So far from what I've seen on the Voting Special, the house looks like a biker shop shaken with silver jewelry. Yuck.
Host Julie Chen is promising a "bigger surprise" in the HOH room upstairs and we can see that a couch is now part of the 2nd floor. Orginially before the season 6 cast went into the house, there was to be a couch but was instead replaced with a simple chest board on a table.
And we also got to see the fugly kitchen all done in dark browish shit tones. Julie Chen teases us again that this time around the Peanut Butter & Jelly diet has now been replaced with "a new treat that will have them [houseguests] begging for PB&J".
She also brings up the grand prize... the same ol' "half million dollars". There's got to be a way they can make more money in the house, there just has to be.
And now with Marcellas having a 90 percent chance in entering the house, what will become of the live feed internt post show? I'm betting Will from season 5 will debut as host... I'm hoping!
I hate that Cowboy has a chance to return and I hate that Maggie either didn't come back or wasn't given a chance to return against a now angry Ivette. Yes Ivette, once referred by me and many others as "Evilette", has made it known that she has dumped the Fuckship alliance and wants to play without that stink all over her. I don't believe anyone in the house will hold the fuckship alliance against her, well, maybe Kaysar and Janelle will.
If I'm right, everyone except Howie from last season will make it into the house thus making the largest representation of any cast thus making the rest of the house the chance to target them all as a group. James, Ivette, Kaysar & Janelle will be targeted. It's up to James to fuck everything up in the house and keep his season strong! But at the first HOH, they have a better chance in winning for their season.
As for the selection of the 20 houseguests by CBS, I'm upset that many of them were chosen because they fucked up the game themselves. They've almost been given a 2nd chance to win. Monica from season 2 shouldn't be there. Nicole should fucking be in the 20 houseguests that we're voting on! Hardy and his body should be back!
Oh god... Hardy... don't you just remember his body? Wow, what a houseguest!
Oh wait, maybe one of the mega twists this season is that when a few houseguests leave the house, more All Stars enter! We will get to select from another group of All Stars and do another week long voting thing and get four new All Star. Holy shit! This could be a real possibility. This would also take the heat off season 6's voting power. Everyone will redirect their voting to the "newbies" or run to them to help build on their own alliances.
Fucking shit, this is going to be one hell of a season. I really don't want to see anyone get voted back in that's left but I see CBS getting another special ready for online voting. I mean come the fuck on! 12 houseguests are all CBS wants for this season? Last summer they had 14! CBS has something up their sleeve!
They're going to add more All Stars. Fucking watch guys and gals. Just fucking watch. You'll have to excuse me because I get very verbal when it comes to Big Brother. Fucking Shit Fuck yeah!
Julie Chen is now announcing that GuyTVBlog.com's Qox Populi will be on hiatus to make room for GuyTVBlog.com's weekly Big Brother 7 updates. Julie Chen now says the big change will happen starting June 29th. Every Thursday on every week, Mr. GuyTVBlog gives you the best of the live feeds and aired shows! Text, video and tons of gay sex. Well, scratch the last promise.
Marcellas.... Watch out for Ivette's ease dropping tatics. She will pull that shit again! She will be finding a hiding spot and listen to people talk. No one ever caught her last season and I'm betting she's going to do it again! Always talk outside! Go Team Marcellas!
Big Brother 7: All Stars . Official Website . START VOTING!
What's funny is when you go to the voting page, Alison is the first picture everyone sees. Looks like CBS wants this reality bitch to ignite some explosive fun inside the house. Yeah!
Also, if my readers have the time, catch up on GuyTVBlog.com's entire season coverage of Big Brother 6: The Fuckship Alliance. At one point I started to re-update all my entries in purple text but then I gave up and moved on with the rest of the viewing society. What you read is how I felt as a viewer when I watched the show. Expect typos and brutal verbal asshole rippin of the Friendship alliance.
Don't forget to explore Joker's Updates for video and photo fun!
There's also James Rhine's Big Brother 7 Website where you can vote and chat with other James fans.
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June 21, 2006
Big Brother All Stars . Mr. GuyTVBlog's Picks
Big Stars . It's no surprise to reality show fans that CBS has given the official go for a Big Brother: All Stars Edition this summer. It will be a surprise though on who actually makes it into the house. A state of the art, million dollarish house that will no doubt be full of twists and very explosive secrets. Anything can happen this summer. And anyone can enter the house this summer.
So we've been told by CBS.com that we fans will get to choose who goes into the house... I believe the producers will do what they have to [behind the scenes] to guarantee an explosive, drama filled season full of hook ups and back stabbing while not inhabitating the house with loveable personalities who just may create another fucking Friendship alliance.
The producers have 65 houseguests to choose from, minus the first season. Let's face it, the first season of the American version is worth forgeting. Now we remove Justin from season 2 who got expelled for his knife incident, then we remove Scott from season 4 for his chair throwing incident and finally we remove Eric from season 6 because well, he really wasn't worth anything but upset and irriation- wait, he did give us Maggie who won that season... damn it.
So now we have 63 houseguests to choose from 5 seasons. So if 14 goes into the house, that means there's 2 [hopefully] guaranteed houseguests from each season. That's 10. Four extra houseguests would most likely come from the last 3 editions thus giving us 14 strong players who will backstab instead of talking about friendships forever!
So here I go, predicting the All Stars edition as only an avid Big Brother fan can...
Season 2: Hardy, Nicole & Will.
Season 3: Roddy & Danielle
Season 4: Jun & Alison
Season 5: Drew & Jennifer aka Nakomis
Season 6: James, Kaysar, Janelle, Jennifer & Maggie
Each are chosen for various reasons. I believe I have posted something similiar to this in the past but here we go.
Hardy - Winning multiple HOH [Head of Households] and making it into the final four. Nicole for making the most emotional game in BB history and making it to the final 2 along side Will, the winner and master manipulator.
Roddy being chosen for his masterful intellect and hunky body. Danielle being chosen because of her master manipulator skills and of course being robbed of her win in her season. [Sorry fans who didn't like her!]
Jun for being one of the best under the radar players and Alison for lying her way to the final 2 along side Jun.
Drew for winning his season based on absolute charm and Jennifer for creating the infamous "backdoor" method used on Jase and reused again on James during season 6.
Season 6 has the most because all are still fresh off their reality tv fame and need a second dose of the drug that is reality. James because of his masterful intellect and backstabbing methods, Kaysar for masterful intellect that we have yet to see play out in a season, Janelle because she was the most liked female contestant ever in BB history and for making it to the final 3 along side the top nerd herd friendship biatches, Jennifer for her masterful move of getting Kaysar back out the house after America voted him back in [plus she's a mega bitch] and Maggie for her secretly well played game of manipulation. Even today Maggie does not admit that she used the alliance of idiots to get her 500,000 dollars richer. Wow, talk about devotion to your gameplay style!
Questions. Will the season 6 cast feel dominate in the house or will they be ganged up on by the rest of the house? Will Maggie and Jennifer work with the other 3 houseguests from their season? Wlll James from season 6 make sure Jennifer from season 5 go out via the backdoor method she created that was ultimately used against him? Will Will from season 2 be able to take control of the house while having to deal with a house of actual intellects? And most importantly, will Hardy & Drew make out on the live feeds... or under the sheets?
Tune in this summer for one the most entertaining and stressful reality shows ever to grace the television, Big Brother: All Stars Edition.
Wait, before someone screams out Marcellas! Or Will from season 5! Marcellas was left out of my list because of his involvement with the past few seasons as he has hosted the internet after shows. I'm not sure until tonight's showing if CBS will let him into the game because he may know more secrets to the show than any other former houseguest. Who knows, they may just let him play with the other boys! So if Marcellas does have the option to get into the house then I guess my choice of Drew from season 5 can get the heck out to make room for Marcellas!
Oh yeah, Will from season 5 was left out because the Logo network must be working him to the bone. I doubt he'll return to reality tv in this fashion. I could be wrong though. It's not my fault that the hot gay houseguests can make it outside of Big Brother! ;o)
Big Brother 7: All Stars . Official Website
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June 20, 2006
Qox Populi . 06.20.06-06.26.06
Welcome to GuyTVBlog.com's newest edition to the post family, Qox Populi! Isn't it great to learn a new pop culture phrase? This creation was ripped from the MSN Encarta Dictionary's word, Vox Populi, which means "popular public opinion" or "voice of the people". Well I decided to turn the word queer [like i do most things! wink] by making you, the reader, pronance the word as "cox poppye lee". It's fun to talk dirty, teach your friends.
This is how Qox Populi will work. The post, dated every tuesday, will remain on on the front page during the week. After I watch a show or experience something pop culture related on tv, I will post about it under each month's weekly Qox Populi. Just visit GuyTVBlog.com all week to see how it works.
That Commerical Guy . Last night I caught this commercial actor in yet another ad for another product. He's beautiful and very TV handsome. I first noticed him back on a Burger King and/or McDonalds commercial and then recently he was on a computer ad for something related to PC's and now he's landed a 15 and 30 second ad spots for Baileys, the original irish cream liqueur.
He's pictured above for you to see him and I keep telling my siblings that I see him everywhere on TV. I also boast that this actor has that "sitcom face" where he could play a friend that's part of a comedy ensemble. I'm telling you, he's going to land a role somewhere on some sitcom this new season or maybe at least a walk on role somewhere. He's just so gorgeous!
The problem is I have no idea what's his name so I can IMDB him and see if he's already landed a role on some film and/or television program. He is quite the looker, I keep saying that. He's just so freaking gorgeous! I just thought I'd share him with my readers. Watch for him on your tele and those eager to see him in action, check out Bailey's ad section on their website.
Big Special . DON'T FORGET. Wednesday, June 21st is CBS' Voting Special for Big Brother 7: All Stars! Bookmark their official homepage for all the details. The official new season debuts on July 6th. Get addicted with live feeds!
Big Brother 7: All Stars . Official Website
Passions' Ring . NBC's Passions is quite ridiculous but acceptable because it is... well, a soap opera. Everything is over dramatic and just a bit looney. But the writers over at Passions took the fantasy world of Passions and took up a notch in nutsville.
Right now some old and fugly looking guy with perfect white teeth is in Rome where he possess this cup that Jesus himself drank from. You know, the holy grail. Anyways, the world could die at any more unless the people from Harmony, the city where all the characters live and fuck, stop this old man from becoming a God.
Well this hot black actor is calling this hot latin actor and he's telling him about the old man and his plan. But then he- well here's the quote:
Now if you're a big fan of the show and want to be spoiled on what's coming up, remeber, you can always visit Passions' official website and find out what's to come under "sneak peeks". So far we are told to set our "VCR" but I will set my Tivo for June 29-30th. We are told "A shocking secret changes two people’s lives forever!" & "Shocking Secret, Part II: Another huge secret is revealed!" This better be Theresa finally getting that bitch Gwen!
Monday Treasure . NBC's other hit show, Treasure Hunters, is a runway hit with me. This past Sunday we reality fans were treated to a 2 hour premiere where we watch 2 sets of 5 teams racing around for clues on 2 different areas of the world. The big twist for the first episode was that neither set of 5 teams knew the other set was competing thus making 10 teams racing to the big live finale that's months away.
For those who missed this exicting episode can watch from your computer over at NBC's Treasure Hunters or you can wait until Friday & Saturday to catch the premiere over 2 nights.
So far one team has emerged as the villians. Team Geniuses! They along with another team were racing to the elimination challenge escaping Team Geniuses' fatal route mistake. I won't say what happens but let's just say Team Geniuses said during the show that they have to "dumb themselves down" to think like the rest of us regular folks. Dickheads!
There are a handful of eye candy male beauties to watch including Drew from Team Young Professionals. So don't forget to catch up with the rest of Treasure addicts by watching the premiere sometime this week! It's so fun watching the show, you feel S-M-R-A-T!
Channel 912 . Tune into Channel 912 on GuyTVBlog.com every Tuesday for new media clips slash reality show entertainment. Today's only clip comes Bryllcream, some kind of overseas product that features almost nude men doing everyday things. Fun!
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June 19, 2006
RetroTV . Uncensored Ministry Of Sound Ad
Disclaimer: Commercial showcases full frontal non-erection nudity. View at your own risk. You are choosing to click play and to view this ad for Ministry of Sound.
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June 18, 2006
Happy Father's Day Bob Saget
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June 17, 2006
Tom Welling . Rock Star
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June 16, 2006
NBC's Passions . Miguel Lopez-Fitzgerald
NBC's Passions . Official Website
Adrian Bellani . Cast Bio
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June 15, 2006
NBC's Passions . Adrian Bellani
NBC's Passions . Official Website
Adrian Bellani . Cast Bio
Qox Populi . Daytime Passion
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June 14, 2006
The Next Undiscovered Reality Star
"Big Cock" is The Next Undiscovered Reality Star. Why? Because he loves Big Cock, he enjoys booze, the ladies love him... love him enough to have an oral fixation around him, he's outgoing, twenty something enough to whore himself on TV AND... and his favorite color is Red. CBS's Big Brother asks this for some reason and red's a good color.
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June 13, 2006
Qox Populi . 06.13.06-06.19.06
Welcome to GuyTVBlog.com's newest edition to the post family, Qox Populi! Isn't it great to learn a new pop culture phrase? This creation was ripped from the MSN Encarta Dictionary's word, Vox Populi, which means "popular public opinion" or "voice of the people". Well I decided to turn the word queer [like i do most things! wink] by making you, the reader, pronance the word as "cox poppye lee". It's fun to talk dirty, teach your friends.
This is how Qox Populi will work. The post, dated every tuesday, will remain on on the front page during the week. After I watch a show or experience something pop culture related on tv, I will post about it under each month's weekly Qox Populi. Just visit GuyTVBlog.com all week to see how it works.
QVC 5Way Madness . As I'm writing this, I'm fucking shopping over at QVC.com for their 20 anniversary celebration where everything, and I mean [almost] EVERYTHING you see on TV or on QVC.com is on 5 easy payments. So far I haven't found an item not on this payment method. I challenge you to find one. Never been to QVC.com? Basically you buy something on your credit card but for today, June 13th, you pay for the item in 5 monthly installments but you recieve the item after the 1st payment! It's insane!
You have until "11:59 p.m. ET on June 13, 2006 ("Qualifying Item"). This offer can only be used for products ordered via the live QVC television broadcast or QVC.com between 12:01 a.m. and 11:59 p.m. ET on June 13, 2006." So get shopping!
There's that other HSN channel but they basically cater to women and have the same crappy products over and over. Stay away from HSN, especially their Clothes It All TOTAL Luggage System.
Right now QVC.com is downloading so freakin' slowly. I'm betting every last shopper of theirs is finding out and I expect QVC.com to crash by tomorrow. Wow, even their Christmas & Halloween stuff is on 5 easy payments. Act fast bitches!
Lately my gaydar has been exploding every time hunky QVC host David Venable appears on TV. Tonight he appears on their Cook Off Show later today right after Buzz on QVC with Bob. David use to be a fatty but has lost nearly all the weight and lives a wifeless life and never talks about a girlfriend or romantic interest on air... I mean never. I even emailed him to see if I would get a response and that was some weeks ago and I have yet to hear from him. I just basically asked him if he was "family" and maybe that's why I'll never get a response. Check out his vintage bio that's hidden away on QVC.com.
There's even a cruise contest but that's not working either.
You know what, fuck this Qox Populi, I've got to get shopping. I'll update this page more during the week.
Shop now. QVC.com!
Update: Well gals & guys. It's over. The 24 hour 5 easy payment thing is done. The site was crashing as I predicted. The phone lines were hell to get through. Shit was selling out left and right. HSN didn't exist for a day thanks to this TV gimmick. I assume everyone who read this took a frustrating visit to QVC.com but I did warn you. I actually got a bunch of everyday stuff so I'm happy. Although they didn't have the BOSE headphones I wanted and they didn't have any more iPods either, fuckers.
It was fun nonetheless. But keep watching 'till November because I'm betting the 5 easy payments thing will come back in some form or another, but don't quote me on that. I mean really, don't.
QVC Man . Over in the UK, QVC host Anthony Heywood [pictured above] is the man to adore while checking out QVC overseas. You can even watch QVC UK live! Click Here to Watch QVCUK. It's crazy fun to watch a whole new UK channel.
They are also celebrating the 20 year landmark but not sure if they are doing the 5 payment thing. Check out QVCUK.com for their products if you live in the area.
Anthony Heywood . Official Site
AR Turns 10 . CBS' Amazing Race turns 10 as the hit traveling show has been caught filming its 10th season in Kuwait. Thanks to Reality Blurred & k.thekuwaiti for the information and images! I can't wait to see this grey shirt hunk race to the finish line!
Channel 912 . Tune into Channel 912 on GuyTVBlog.com every Tuesday for new media clips slash reality show entertainment. Today's clip comes a secret channel seen no where on TV but does present a world that one day may be a reality. Check out the item that's for sale that you thought would never be on a home shopping network.
The 2nd clip features a German Shopping Channel where a penis makes its debut on the program. Watch to see where and how many cocks get on live TV!
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June 12, 2006
TeeVee Crush . SickStep's Steve
MySpace . Dope Turtle
YouTube . Steve's Tricks
Show: FOX's So You Think You Can Dance
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June 11, 2006
Are You Going To Watch Kyle XY?
I still don't know why ABC Family has decided to run the ads featuring a young stud pulling up his shirt showing his his morphed and highly unusual abs. We are suppose to watch the series premiere on Monday, June 26th to see what the fuck is up with people lifting up his shirt. Now comes the question. Are you, the average TV gay viewer, going to watch Kyle XY?
Oh yeah, at the start of the first episode, he's suppose to be fully naked but his naughty bits carefully covered up but he's naked lying in the middle of the woods. I almost want to Tivo it but then would rather watch my Tivo'd clip of Christina Aguilera singing at the MTV Movie Awards.
This just in, MiceChat.com member Fishbulb went to Walt Disney World's Gay Days and snapped a photo of one of the ads in the buses that take you from park to park. He writes "Now, I may be a little suspicious, but doesn't the ad look a little Homoerotic? No? Where did they get the name for this new family show? could it be from the popular a Gay Homoerotica magazine coincidentally called "XY"? Check the XY site and judge for yourself on Fishbulb's idea.
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June 9, 2006
Tom Welling . Model Behaviour 2
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June 8, 2006
Real World Músculo . CT
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June 7, 2006
Qox Populi . 06.07.06-06.12.06
Welcome to GuyTVBlog.com's newest edition to the post family, Qox Populi! Isn't it great to learn a new pop culture phrase? This creation was ripped from the MSN Encarta Dictionary's word, Vox Populi, which means "popular public opinion" or "voice of the people". Well I decided to turn the word queer [like i do most things! wink] by making you, the reader, pronance the word as "cox poppye lee". It's fun to talk dirty, teach your friends.
This is how Qox Populi will work. The post, dated every tuesday, will remain on on the front page during the week. After I watch a show or experience something pop culture related on tv, I will post about it under each month's weekly Qox Populi. Just visit GuyTVBlog.com all week to see how it works.
Laugh In Development . I discovered a website in one of my research web searches that features a queer side to Saturday Night Live. It's a show that will featured "an ensemble cast of comedians who appear in sketches that parody current events, television commercials, music videos and more." Except this new show twist is the comedy is Gay!
That's right, they've got Leslie Jordan from Will & Grace & Lady Bunny particpating and the official website features parodies referencing Anne Heche [cue tired ass joke] & TV Lawyers who "fight for you" and who are "on your side". I didn't laugh at either sketch but then again I don't really laugh at my Tivo'd episodes of SNL. Fuck if I know what's really funny, I'm just one person.
They're also seeking your help. They command that you to "get out of that sex chat room and send us something!" The show will basically cast Virtual Members who could earn up to $500 for your work and feature you on their program. Check the site for more accurate details.
I really do hope this show succeeds but please spare us anymore Brokeback Mountain parodies. Please!!!
You're British! . To absolutely no freakin' surprise Donald Trump hired the British candidate for this year's "job interview". It was a 33 year old shlong versus a 22 year old dick. Whether or not one is bigger than the other, those big juicy British lips took the lead and won the chance to kiss Donald's ass for an entire year. Now we'll have to wait quite awhile for another edition to debut in 2007, filmed in Los Angeles where Donald will get no respect and feel very... very un-L.A..
Randy's Body Returns Last night on WWE, Randy Orton returned on RAW and did some kind of wrestling move to ECW's Kurt Angle. Randy Orton had been out due to an injury or as some have debated, inappropiate behaviour behind closed WWE doors... either way, he's back and he's packed on pounds of solid muscle. He's bigger in his quads, shoulders, deltoids, arms, back, pecs... I'm drooling here.
In other WWE superstar wannabe news, Mike "The Miz" from MTV's The Real World has finally landed a solid but very expendable role on Smackdown. He's their new show host announcer. But that's not where you laugh. If you visit his WWE profile and click his "exclusive photo gallery" you get Michelle McCool's photo gallery. She's Smackdown's latest diva and has a look that could cause a straight man's erection to burst through his jeans.
Fresh Body . One thing MTV's new Real World Road Rules Challenge: Fresh Meat is missing is David's awesome physique. He's pictured above in all his muscled glory. I remember his series in Seattle when his enlarged penis became the 8th roommate. I'm still waiting for a penis pix. Anyone?
Qox Populi Update . I have heard some pleas that when one checks out the archives of Qox Populi, their screen freezes or they have to wait a long time before the page loads... the problem is all of the YouTube videos uploading for play. So with that said, I now will only keep the last 4 editions of Qox Populi in the archives. I hope this is no longer a problem.
Channel 912 . Tune into Channel 912 on GuyTVBlog.com every Tuesday for new media clips slash reality show entertainment. Today's clips comes from that daytime talk show where a hairy, hairy... um... hairy man gets his back shaved. Just watch. The 2nd video features a Smallville parody that deals with Clark Kent's experimentation with masturbation. Funny stuff.
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June 5, 2006
The Next Undiscovered Reality Stars
Tyler, T.N.U.R.S., is the guy featured in the videos working out the "thug" way. He's gifted with strength and the ability to pull off a 2 fingered pull up that could very well land him on any reality dating show on MTV. If MTV flipped Date My Mom to Date My Dad, then these 2 would be perfect reality stars. If NBC's Fear Factor had not been cancelled, this dad son pair would have dominated.
But if these 2 really want reality star fame... then get your video camcorder out and both should apply for CBS' Amazing Race. You've got an amazingly TV beautiful dad son pair that maybe has the potential to take the game. Tyler, you and your pops should apply. Like today. Apply here Today!
Oh wait, The Amazing Race: Season 10 will start production sometime this month. They'll have to apply for next season. Plenty of time for more 2 fingered pull ups and asking for time off.
I present to you, The Next Undiscovered Reality Stars, Tyler & His Pops.
Tyler . MySpace Profile
Tyler's Dad . MySpace Profile
Disclaimer: Both are straight my luscious female readers, wink wink, and both are single, nudge nudge. BUT Sorry fellas, they are not gay so please don't think you've got a chance with them. It would be like a girl who thinks she has a chance with you, the token handsome gay friend who would never go "that way" with your female friend. Same thing with these guys, they ain't interested in fellas. Just the ladies.
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June 4, 2006
Big Brother VIP México . José Luis Reséndez
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June 2, 2006
Question . What Happened 2 Slavco & Ricardo?
I did an interview with them awhile back, then their blog vanished off the web and now I've yet to read or see anything on the duo? Anyone know what happened to Slavco & Ricardo?
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