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June 26, 2006

Big Brother All Stars . Pick Your Male Escort

In keeping in the hype that is Big Brother All Stars, Mr. GuyTVBlog.com has created a list that will ask my readers a rather inappropiate yet humorous question worth asking. Out of the top 10 male houseguests that CBS has selected to participate in "America's Vote", which of the ten would you like to be GuyTVBlog's Big Brother's All Star Male Escort Pick. Big title, I know.

Um... do you need a visual aid? Scroll down for that visual aid you anonymous but huggable, lovable voters!

Get your laughs out. It's time to have some fun. We'll see how many have the "blue balls" to answer this question by taking the poll just below and to the side of the main page. Come on, it's a harmless question!

Each possible "male escort" has their own unique charateristics. Let's take a look at them. Bunky is hairy as fuck so hairy people could enjoy that. Chicken George is a "bear" of sorts. Michael the Cowboy could be categorized under the roleplay type of escorts, he's got all the western props a paying customer could ask for!

Mike Boogie continues to act like a person half his age and could very well take on the role of skater punk as those seen on jerk off websites, you know, the guys who are obviously lying about their age and look older but you still want to enjoy them. Dr. Will, winner of Big Brother 2, has lost his lean muscled physique as seen on his season and has since traded it for more flab... all over. He could still be your kinky doctor... for those into that type of bedroom play!

Oh this list is turning out so fucking bad. Next is Jase who for some reason reminds of that villian in Pixar's Incredibles. Anyways, Jase could just be a fun romp in bed. He's got a nice body and could probably last all night. Probably! Marcellas, we hope, is packing heat... kinda like how Beau [Big Brother 6] is larger than life- Have you fucking seen Beau's dick?!?! Back to Marcellas, he looks like a cuddler who gives soft, moist kisses. Can he even get kinky? He probably laughs at you trying to show off your sexual talents.

Finally we have the guys from season 6. Kaysar plays into the ethnic role and most likely has this serious look while you and him... enjoy each other. I'm not saying anymore more about him, I feel like he's already looking down at me with disgust. Blow me Kaysar. Next is Howie... the biggest male whore of all the seasons and the first Big Brother houseguest to admit that he has an urge to masturbate inside the house. If you didn't watch last season, Howie ended up jerking off outside in some box thing. I also think the reason why he was all over Beau was because he got a glimpse of Beau's enormous pecker.

Now comes GuyTVBlog.com's official pick for Big Brother's All Star Male Escort Pick. James from Big Brother 6! He's strong, has a towering muscled physique and bites his nails while he works out. Um... as someone who's as tall as he is, well the hopes are higher that he's got the biggest package of all the houseguests in this poll. I'm also betting that James is smart enough to ask for the most money from potential clients.

And now it's your chance to pick GuyTVBlog's Big Brother's All Star Male Escort. Don't forget to list your reason why you choose who you choose. Don't worry, you can comment anonymously! Take the Poll!

Pick Your BB All Star Male Escort James Big Brother 6 Jase Big Brother 5 Dr. Will Big Brother 2 Marcellas Big Brother 3 George Big Brother 1 Bunky Big Brother 2 Howie Big Brother 6 Kaysar Big Brother 6 Michael Big Brother 5 Mike Big Brother 2 View Results

Spread this poll around on your blogs and send people here to vote! Let's make this vote as popular as Eric & Maggie were from their season!

Posted by guytvblog at June 26, 2006 12:34 AM

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