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July 31, 2006
ForTheBoys TV . The Jeffersons
ForTheBoys TV . Official Website
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Tom Welling . Intellectual Mind
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July 30, 2006
Big Brother All Stars . Mike At 32 Percent Sexy
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July 29, 2006
NBC's Passions . Summer Hunks Campaign
If you haven't been watching Passions then you're missing out on some great shit. The actor who plays Miguel, Adrian Bellani, has pretty much remained shirtless all summer long on nearly every episode. If you by chance catch him with a shirt on, give him about 10 minutes and he'll be shirtless again. Fucking last episode this Friday he walked onto the baseball field wearing a well fitted baseball uniform... and guess what, the top was left unbuttoned reveavling his amazing body... and then later in the episode it was buttoned up by one button... and then by episode's end... Miguel was shirtless!
On Monday's episode, it's shirtless hunks of Harmony vs the fully clothed women of Harmony in a baseball game played "outdoors". If you've got a Tivo or DVR, go to NBC right now, find Passions and set it to record! If you have the old fashion VCR set up, set it for Monday's episode. You have all weekend to do this. This is your chance to catch all the hunks shirtless and sweaty while they play "outdoors".
For those already watching go to NBC.com's Passions section that says find out what happens next. Here you'll always find out what's happening all week long plus a bonus suprise of what's to come in future episodes.
NBC's Passions . Official Website
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July 28, 2006
Anyone Recognize This Hunky Man?
...I'm asking about the muscled guy in the white tee holding the microphone. He's so tasty.
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July 27, 2006
Big Brother All Stars . Week Three
Big Brother 7: All Stars has officially started. GuyTVBlog.com will begin to post daily updates on a single weekly post located at the top of the blog each week. To view previous day updates by Mr. GuyTVBlog, click "continue reading" for more BBAS dirt. And yes there may be some typos, just bare with me, I'm typing while I watch. AND yes my updates will contain SPOILERS!
Just added. Big Brother 7 Vsuls. This is where Mr. GuyTVBlog will put all of my live feed screen captures & video for those longing to see Big Brother Muscle and random shots of the houseguests doing naughty, dirty things.
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Previous Day Updates tucked away within this post...
Since I've been on vacation I've missed out on the somewhat big events that occured in the house while I was away. So here we go. GuyTVBlog.com updates for the whole week!
James nominated George for eviction for snoring and for easedropping on his conversation... how dare George do that! He also nominated Will because he kept talking about wanting to leave the game but was more of a pawn to get George out. Since the nominations George has begun to show a few more different sides to his game play, he's actually talking back to James and showing he wants to play because when the POV competition came, George won!
Both he and Kaysar had to shave their heads for the POV comp but Kaysar lost because the final question was how many days would each go on "Big Brother Slop" just so they could win that week's veto. George won by writing down 60 days while Kaysar wrote a lower number. They also both gave up the option to play for veto if each are nominated next week... but someone else can still win it and pull either one off if need be.
Jase was told by James that he there would be other targets since it was obvious that George was going to pull himself off and Jase was under the impression that he wasn't going to be "back doored" again but since James caught Jase in some kind of lie, Jase's name was mentioned as the replacement nominee before the POV ceremony even took place. So Jase blew up outside calling out James for his game play and Marcellas for his game play.
Jase was pissed and was trying to get James to change his mind last minute to put up Marcellas and that the votes were there to get out Marcellas. James ended up being upset after this incident because no one from his Season defended James when Jase was attacking him. Well, Howie actually told Jase that Jase wasn't playing with "intergrity" when Jase said others weren't playing with "intergrity".
The votes in the house are pretty much to get out Jase. Boogie and Janelle got into a luke warm debate in the hot tub in the HOH room while Howie watched. Basically Janelle told Boogie that he didn't understand that Season 6 was going after floaters and Jase was a floater because of what Jase did to S6 in the first week.
Janelle then told Boogie that if he wanted to do something that he step up and win a HOH. Boogie went downstairs and started venting to everyone but Janelle about how she called him out. That she was his main target if he did win HOH this Thursday. He was drunk of course but continued his rant about Janelle in the bug room as he elaborated his conversation with Janelle to Jase & Danielle. He then talked about fucking with Howie's medication and stealing Janelle's expensive designer sunglasses if he was evicted before her.
He then went on to calling her a "cunt" & "whore". He also told Howie and James that he didn't appreciate what Janelle told him or made him feel like and that if they were not seeing his side of things that they were all for her behaviour against him.
Boogie then went to the bathroom to finally confront Janelle about what she said while others watched and that Marcellas was more important to her instead of the guys in her Season 6 alliance. She denied it and kept telling Boogie that she loved him like she loves everyone. It was a crazy night.
Jase last ditch attempt this week to get Season 6 votes was by telling them he wasn't part of Chilltown and was on their side of things in the house... lying through his teeth. He's out the door this Thursday and George is stuck eating grool for a longgg time.
Also, the house won their Food competition and Kaysar got an ear infection from the POV comp when he had to dunk himself in a bathtub of blueberry juice. And Jase also got into it with Marcellas earlier in the week about Marcellas supposely laughing about Jase in the diary room... "fucking idiot" is what Marcellas thought about Jase's accusations.
That's about it. Onto Week Four starting July 28th.
Jase was evicted with a 9-0 vote and asked that only Danielle and Diane walk him to the door. He did all of this to himself, he has no one to blame but himself. Buh Bye Jase!
In the HOH game, only 3 were left in a competition that was basically designed to eliminate the Season 6 alliance. So... the three left in the game were Kaysar, Janelle and Marcellas. Marcellas answered a question correctly to thus eliminate either Kaysar or Janelle, he eliminated Kaysar and then Janelle won by answering the next question correctly.
Now it has been four weeks of Season 6 power. This is how last season should have gone down if Howie was used by Maggie to put up James...
Mike LittleDick and Will were caught in the workout room by themselves as Mike vented about wanting to call out Marcellas and Erika about their game play and how all the floaters in the house are pussies for not going after Season 6. He also mentioned about getting into his 80,000 dollar car and driving it to work after this is all over.
Will is trying to get Mike to calm down. Danielle comes into the workout room and tells Will & Mike that she thinks they are safe because Season 6 will continue to go after "floaters" but um... Danielle is a floater so that doesn't make any sense. It makes sense for Janelle to go after Mike this week after how he tried to call her out on her game play with Marcellas a few nights ago.
Oh yeah, in the HOH comp earlier tonight, Marcellas answer the first question correctly and eliminated Mike first and Mikey was pissed!!! Mike has told Will that he wants to call Marcellas out about their pre-game chat at Dolce, Mike's bar slash establishment where he drives his 80,000 dollar car to.
Janelle has gotten the key to her HOH room and it's pink, I mean hardcore super pink, pink that burns your eyes.
Later Season 6 is in the room talking about who to vote out. Diane and Boogie are brought up with Janelle and Kaysar wanting to get Diane out. James has a problem with it because he doesn't see her as a big threat but Chilltown as a bigger, more direct threat. He can't understand why the rest of his alliance is again agreeing to give Chilltown another week of freedom.
Janelle also has described Marcellas as an "idiot" while Kaysar calls Marcellas an "emotional mess". And Marcellas thought he was tight with Season 6...
James and Howie leaves with Janelle and Kaysar to talk further. Kaysar thinks he understands where James is coming from and has "figured" him out. Janelle is now unsure about putting up Diane because is she stays she's coming after Janelle first from the Season 6 alliance.
Kaysar basically says we have Diane, Will & Mike to choose from, if 2 of them are put up and one uses POV to come off the block then the other goes up.
There was also a Food Comp soon after Janelle got her HOH room and it looks like Kaysar, Howie and James are not on Big Brother slop. I believe Will is because he's in the bathtub in the HOH room talking about how he may get a penalty nomination for eating something tonight after the food comp. He could also be facing eviction... BB is checking into it or discussing it behind the scenes.
Not sure who else is on slop.
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Big Brother All Stars . Kaysar Sweats
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July 21, 2006
Mr. GuyTVBlog Goes On Vacation!
I'm off to L.A. for my first visit to Disneyland, the most magical place on earth and the chance to meet a "gentleman" for dinner... sorry, I've already told you too much! I'll return to updating Wednesday July 26 so I will be out of the loop on what's happening on TV and with Big Brother All Stars. If you are seeking to catch up with the season, check out all my updates and media regarding the all new season here on GuyTVBlog.com!
If BBAS' is not your "appointment tv" then check out over a year's worth of posts. Waste the time away with GuyTVBlog.com. Thanks for visiting!
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July 20, 2006
Big Brother All Stars . Week Two
Big Brother 7: All Stars has officially started. GuyTVBlog.com will begin to post daily updates on a single weekly post located at the top of the blog each week. To view previous day updates by Mr. GuyTVBlog, click "continue reading" for more BBAS dirt. And yes there may be some typos, just bare with me, I'm typing while I watch. AND yes my updates will contain SPOILERS!
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Previous Day Updates tucked away within this post...
July 15th: Diane and Nakomis are discussing the nominations, the chance of winning POV and the chance of both of them staying if George is put up and sent home. Now Diane thinks that if Janelle was put up on the block over and over last season and made it to the final 3, there's hope.
Diane is starting to show some new hate towards Erika and Jase. She wants to personally send out Jase this time and get him the fuck out. Nakomis is prepared to go home this even though she doesn't want to. Now Nakomis and Diane are both thinking of quitting the game before Julie Chen reads the final vote. I think Nakomis wants to leave to give Diane a chance to further herself in the game.
They just now both said that they hope Janelle doesn't play POV because she'll win. Diane again apologizes to Nakomis. Diane has now stated that if she wins HOH anytime that she will put up Janelle and Howie and if anyone of them get off the block, she'll put up Kaysar. Good Girl.
Oh wait. What's this. I leave the feeds and return to Diane and Nakomis finally trash talking Janelle? Nakomis can't seem to figure out why Janelle is so liked by America... um... bitch because last year and now this year she's been the underdog of the season. Last season she almost beat the friendship and now this season she has to battle the All Stars? Damn Nakomis, you're dumb as useless old lady tits.
And Diane... took you long enough to start calling Janelle a "fake bitch". Diane also feels the need to "chop" off Howie's other fingers. NOW that's Funny Diane! Good Girl. Diane also has or wants a T shirt that says "Bye Bye Bitches" and wants to wear it when Janelle is evicted at some point down the line. Wow. Diane is back to the heartless and ruthless cunt that I love! [Jumping for joy here]
Upstairs in the HOH room, Janelle, Howie and Kaysar are talking and I'm seeing something I've never seen. The CAMERAMAN! Well his reflection can be seen overlapping Kaysar, he's wearing a watch that shines, you can make out his dark shirt and white arms... pretty amusing moment for this live feed watcher.
Downstairs, in the bug room, Jase, James & Mike are talking and Mike is trying to get James to turn on his alliance. James will of course do this but not when Mike says so. James will turn on everyone. Mike then says you gotta helps us so we can help you. James just revealed his FUCKING stragety to Mike and Jase. "I'm not worried about friends this time, i'm worried about more people that will vote for me and not against me." I can't believe he just revealed that. DUMB-FUCKING-ASS!
If Mike Cocksucker gets Kaysar, Janelle and Howie out of the house... then he deserves his hater's respects. I being one of his haters.
Erika and Will are in the kitchen area and we can see Erika is still in pain because she's holding her side but is able to walk around and not shed a tear. Both just walked out leaving the large 14 seat table all by itself. Fuck it would be super freaky if one of the chairs moved on it's own! Haunted Big Brother House!!! If Big Brother fixed this and the media went nuts with it then mabye their ratings will get better.
Erika is now sitting by herself in the living room. She's... thinking. S-M-R-A-T. Will has gone to bed. Erika just said that "it" hurts to lay down, get up and laugh because of her injury during yesterdays' food comp.
Back in the HOH room, Janelle brings up Marcellas saying that Diane "needs the money" and is living out of her car... supposely. Howie admits that he asked Diane who she's coming after and she said not him but others. Now Janelle is now returning the trash talk favor to Diane by saying she will do anything to get the money. Comparing her to Jennifer from Season 6. Kaysar feels bad for Nakomis and Diane.
Well Morning has now come in the BB house and everyone has gone straight into the Veto Comp for this week. So far Erika, James is playing... I think. I'll be out all day today and will return sometime after midnight so check out Joker's Updates or another other BBAS site for non-gay updates cause NO one has updates like mine!
I'm back, it seems Nakomis and Diane remain on the block after the gold inspired crap shout that was the POV comp. Will, James, Erika, Kaysar, Diane and Nakomis all played and... Erika WON. After the POV comp, Diane and Nak were complaining and upset and just pissed that it was all based on "luck".
Both promised to the other that they wouldn't "campaign" against each other. But it seems the entire house wants Nakomis out. Will and Marcellas have come up to Diane at different times of the day to tell her they are working to get her to stay and Nakomis out.
Erika has gone up to Kaysar and asked him if he wants her to use it. He says no and that he wants Nakomis out. Everyone is seeing Nakomis as a threat in the game.
Mike kinda hurt his back falling close to the pool, was looked at by a doctor/nurse and given the a-okay.
James, Janelle and Howie are now in the bug room around 8pm BB time talking about Kaysar and Nakomis. How everyone sees Kaysar is showing emotion towards putting up Diane and Nakomis and putting them three in a target in front of them. James also finally told Howie, in a non direct way, to "shut the fuck up" regarding his behaviour after Kaysar won and his "What up Kaysar" rants. Howie listens and then agrees to shut the mutha fucking up. They agreed that Kaysar is afraid of making a "big move".
James isn't happy with Marcellas calling Season 6 out publicily by saying something about "four" but then again everyone knows that Season 6 is a team of four. Season 6 continue to try to hopefully redirect attention elsewhere in the house but that's just not going to happen until someone from Season 6 is out the the door. It should be Howie and not James, Janelle or Kaysar. Fuck Howie and his idiot thoughts and behaviour. You ain't no All Star, you fucked up last season by letting MAGGIE tell you how to vote. God you're stupid. Ivette should be in the house causing Season 6 to split with James and Ivette on one side and Kaysar and Janelle on the other side. Alot more interesting than Howie continuing to act "gay".
Finally they are talking about pulling off someone, putting up Will and sending one of Chilltown's alliance home instead of 2 players who can help Season 6 down the line. James feels that Kaysar lied to him by telling James that Boogie and Nakomis were suppose to go but then this shit happen. Janelle is thinking about using the veto to pull off Nakomis and putting up Mike against Diane. James thinks Kaysar should have been smarter than to make deals with Will & Mike. Janelle still thinks they should use the veto.
James just caught Janelle in a lie by asking her if Kaysar really was scared to "shake up the house". She said Kaysar never said anything about that but then James says "that's what you told me this morning". Janelle was quiet for a second or so.
James now thinks Kaysar is more concerned about how he's "viewed" in the game than how he plays the game. Janelle brings up that Chilltown should be broken up now. What needs to happen is all three of them Season 6 bitches have to get up to HOH and control Kaysar! James believes Kaysar has made a deal with Will & Mike when he really hasn't. Howie just revealed that the reason Kaysar didn't go after 2 alliances was because too many people would be coming after him... but everyone is already coming after them. What a useless week, THANKS KAYSAR!!!
Marcellas just walked in and Howie made a comment that Marcellas can't be the dumbiest person to ever play Big Brother twice... that is if Marcellas finds himself on the block and let's say he wins POV and doesn't use it again, then yes he'll be the biggest idiot of Big Brother WORLD!
July 16th: Part 1 So it seems while I was taking a late midnight shower it seems Janelle and James have already told Nakomis that they want to save her and that the nominations are stupid. And then guess who Nakomis told this too... Mike Bullfucker!
Right now everyone except James and Janelle are in the red room discussing Love, Marriage... and Diane. Diane at one point feels like everything is directed at her or about her and she just told everyone that no one there "knows her". Marcellas just said that he just came a relationship with a... 22 year old! Wow Marci...
Will senses "tension" from people because everyone is now talking about their viewpoints towards relationships and marriage. I mean what the fuck. Kaysar and George are smart as they only listen in and not add to the debate of words and opinions... that is until George is asked about his marriage... yet Kaysar & Nakomis remains quiet.
Big Brother game play tip here folks, when a big healthy debate starts just maybe throw in a question and then stay the fuck out of it. Listen for people's pressue points, words that piss them off and opinions that they disagree with. Play the conversation into your favor later in the game. If someone calls you out or notices you are not talking but seek your opinion, all you have to say is "I'm sorry I wasn't listening, I was just thinking about the people behind the walls, who they are..." Just completely divert the entire fucking conversation.
Will just made a corny comment that this big ass debate over marriage, love and relationships is what BIG BROTHER is all about, not a game about the "dumbass contests" aka money that everyone obviously fucking WANTS! Well too bad none of these bullshit opinions will ever make it to air. Everyone's opinion regarding love is either tainted and/or undeveloped. Just get out there and learn to create your own definition of love, no one can tell you how to love, you create love.
Funny, as I was typing, Marcellas called whatever Will just said regarding Howie "bullshit". LOL. I'm still waiting for a mega fight to erupt that will end in tears! The conversation has turned towards Howie. Stupid Howie brings up the game when no one has and added "bang a chick" into his fucked up random comment that he ended with a huge load of bullshit. Will just labeled Howie as "2 dimensional".
Way to go Kaysar, shut the fuck up, he has yet again attempted to speak for women but then asked the women in the room if what he said was correct. Oh, I think it's finally over- FUUCCKK, Erika just brought Howie's life back into the conversation and Howie says something that included "even the best fall down" and then midway through his point, shit happened. Now they're asking Howie about when he got his heart broken.
Marcellas leaves the room and his audio overlaps the red room with him saying that he doesn't want to stay around and listen to Howie. He's either talking to Janelle, his reflection, his microphone or the air in the room. Marcellas seems to talk to himself alot in the house.
Marcellas just walked back into the room with JANELLE and she said "are you talking about Jill" and FLAMES came aroaring over the PC screen. I think when you talk about people/family members by name that are not in the house, BB cuts to flames.
Feeds are back and Howie- ah fuck will this ever end? Wait- Howie just said "Live feeders, you either like Howie, love Howie or you're too dumb not to like me." Now they're all talking about "hate" and why someone hates another.
Hate is essential for growth and understanding. As long as someone can turn a person's hate into personal growth then hate is valid and in need of being further analyzed. I still HATE Howie... I actually hate his personality. I can learn to love Howie if he presents a different personality that I am keen to enjoy but then again I have ever right to dislike or "hate" Howie at this present moment if he chooses to continue broadcasting his personality on my computer and/or TV.
The houseguests are now talking about Season 6 not being able to "decompress" like the rest of the All Stars because they- oh fuck. Good night. Wait- Live... Feeds... Addicting... Can't... Stop... Watching... Bullshit...
Janelle just farted and Will just brought up people like me, the ones who are typing this. He has generalized me as someone who "thinks I know them" or seem to think I have this "personal relationship" with these All Stars.
Fuck that man, I have a right to my own opinions regarding this show. Once this show is over, I'm back to my own life. Don't generalize me and my life like how you just did Will. Just don't. I could give a fuck about you beyond this season. No one should generalize a group of people as a whole. You must talk about a select group of people within a "generalization" so that everyone is not included within your statement. DUMBASS!
Will also just said that since I'm typing this, there's something "wrong" with me. I mean, come the fuck on, there's something wrong with everyone, even Will. Wait, didn't these houseguests just all make a point about us, the feed watchers, something about not knowing them yet Will thinks he knows me, the "one" typing this all out? He has mutha fuckin' categorized me within a group of nutjobs he's most likely already encountered. Not my fault you chose to do a reality show that came with "nut" perks.
BB just cut the live feeds with flames because Will is attacking the viewers. This game better get back to backstabbing, lying and evictions- but then if it doesn't and all of these "personalities" walk out of the house because of their new found collective enlightenment then please do get the fuck back to your lives so I can get back to mine. You ALL chose to do this show as I choose to entertain my readers with these updates. Your choice is no worse than mine and no better than mine.
Readers, don't let anyone, including Will, talk down to you in this manner. He's attacking me and you, the Big Brother All Star fan, and continues to preceive me and you to be this person he has already labeled unworthy of his time and respect. The shit he's spewing is a mirror image hypocritical view that everyone has with everyone they meet. Even I am guilty of this hypocritical bullshit. By the way, Will, Go fuck yourself. Fuck it hard.
Flames are back all over the PC screen, I'm assuming Big Brother doesn't want this kind of bullshit "filth" on the PC feeds. Wait, after some time the feeds are back and everyone is talking over each other about Boogie's birthday and I'm thinking Big Brother has told them to stop... but who really knows. Okay houseguests... "Goodnight you princes of Maine, you Kings of New England" Will just said "that dude over the PA system was afraid he was about to unleash thunder" or something like that and then we get flames again.
Some have gone to bed while others have retreated to the kitchen. Janelle is so hungry and watching Will almost trick her into eating thus giving her a penalty nomination. Janelle finally goes outside after some thought and finds Howie telling her that Will is up to his bullshit trying to trick Janelle into eating. Will even promised to not vote her or evict her... bullshit.
Marcellas comes out and Janelle asks Marci if Will was fucking with her. He says yes and that whole red room talk was just him playing the game. And that Will is always playing 24/7 and that Jase is a "clown" for believing what Will is saying and/or doing. Marcellas is tired of Will and how he never stops playing the game. Danielle joins them outside, all of them are on food restrictions.
Marcellas just said that Will is standing in the window eating to further tricking the four to get penalty nominations. Marcellas blames Nakomis for loosing the food comp and has revealed that they all get 2,000 dollars a week. He's also tired of the endless bashing of the internet feeders, the producers, the show- if Will felt like this Marci wonders why he's here. But then he answers his own question by saying it's all a game to Will.
Jase comes outside and says he only ate "a little bit" of the banana split he and Will were making in front of these four. Will has now come outside sitting next to Marci, Howie and Janie. After some spider web talk Jase hits a microphone with one of the balls in the yard. They're all staying up for Mike's late night party tomorrow. POV ceremony isn't until Monday so expect game talk all day. I'm going to have to divide this update into 2 parts. Finally going to bed here.
July 16th: Part 2 BB time is 12:30pm and Will has joined James and Janelle in the kitchen. Food is a hot topic and Will continues to try and trick Janelle and now James into eating. He's saying that he doesn't think Big Brother will actually nominate them and if they do eat, Will won't vote against them... and Janelle never says a damn thing so the camera zooms in on her and I can't tell if she's about to make the stupidest mistake that tops Marcellas' not using the POV.
But James gets up telling Will that yes he may not take advantage of them being on the block but others will. Good boy James. Janelle, don't fucking fuck up! Beat these "bitches"!
Janelle went outside to chat with Marcellas, Danielle and Nakomis. All kinda slamming Will's game tatics this season... more Marcellas. Now Marci is describing Jase as "bitter" when he started telling Season 6 about how they haven't even fallen yet or something like that. Nakomis didn't like Jase going after Diane last night and also admitted that she didn't say a word on purpose.
Diane has come out to join the conversation and immediatly figures out what the hot topic is. She tells Janelle that there is no "decompressing". Nakomis says after the show you just go "back to life". Exactly what I was saying in Part 1 towards Will and his comments regarding that there was something "wrong" with me writing this out. Read about it in Part 1. Will now comes out and they all stop talking about last night's conversation.
Will leaves and Marcellas continues to somewhat control bashing Will's views on fame and Big Brother. Nak and Danielle agree with him but none of them told this to Will when he first presented these views. ALL FUCKING RIGHT, we're back to backstabbing and talking behind everyone's back! Yippee!
I've been away from the PC for some time and have been trying to catch up on today's happenings. Ready? Here we go.
Big Brother supplied Mike with a cake, wine and sushi. Erika had "Happy Birthday" written over her legs in whipped cream, Jase had some number on his chest... Mike came in from the backyard and quickly got to work smearing his 35 year old teenager lips across Erika's thighs and then denied to do the same to Jase's amazing chest.
Howie also streaked naked in the backyard.. yeah I know, who cares.
James, Janelle and Marcellas are flipping out over the diet. James snapped at George to get out of the kitchen for wasting something they use in the oatmeal diet. Marcellas stormed into the bug room where Janelle and James were cussing at the other houseguests that are not on food restrictions for leaving a mess everywhere in the house.
Erika, who a few days ago told Jase and others that Season 6's stragety is not so great, is playing pool with Kaysar to get information regarding what's going on with Season 6's plan for the week. Stupid Kaysar reveals all. That Diane is the target and she should go. For Erika to also not use the POV and that Nakomis will go after Jase. I give Erika about half a day before she tells Will & Mike everything. Erikrat!
The time is 9pm in the BB house and upstairs in the HOH room, Janelle, James & Howie are talking game. They are attacking Jase's "tv time" tatics. Howie keeps talking about being a bully if anyone nominates them by saying we all will be coming after so and so but Janelle and James want Howie to stop that because sooner or later people are going to just not give a fuck and come after Season 6.
Now Janelle brings up Kaysar spending too much time with Chilltown. Howie sees a different Kaysar this time around and James says that outside of the BB house that Kaysar at least returns his calls, most likely a stab at Howie not returning James phone calls.
"They're coming after us anyways!" says Janelle. James says that Nakomis and Diane want to go after Chilltown instead of aligning with them. James just said that Jase is not "that athletic". Now Janelle and James are telling Howie about Chicken George possibly spying on them as they talked in the storage room. This diet is making them nuts and very paranoid. Good job Big Brother!
James just said that if he wins HOH next week the plan is to go after Chilltown. If they come up to James and cry about the "deal" they made with Kaysar, James will say "what the fuck do you think I have anything to do with Kaysar".
After some quizzing each other over the house, James farts. Then it's back to counting everything in the house in case this week's HOH comp ends with a tie breaker question. Danielle has just rushed up to the HOH room to say that protein shakes and plenty of honey has been delivered to the houseguests! Howie now wants to bang BB.
They switch on the spy cam in the HOH room and discover Chilltown walking into the diary room with Jase & George. Janelle wonders if they should just now go after Chilltown instead of waiting next week. They believe the four are out to get Season 6 but it ends up they went into the Diary Room to request for beer.
Later, at 10pm BB time, Janelle, James, Howie and Danielle are talking in the bug room about Kaysar's "stupid" move. James thinks Kaysar won't admit to making a stupid move and continues to try rationalizing his move as something other than what it really is... stupid.
Time is 10:36pm in the BB house and Mike is ranting about how these other people in the house are not "All Stars" because no one will do anything like kissing others of the same sex, getting in the hottub with whip cream, etc, etc, bitch, etc, complain, etc. Mike is now upset that he can't get "6 beers" on his birthday and then Will says to give the money to Janelle because she's a "superstar".
If forgot to mention that Will was trying to get other men in the house to kiss each other so women can kiss each other but no one was doing it and when Howie turned the offer of kissing another guy on Will, he wouldn't do it at all... but in Will's mind it's okay to for other guys to do it, jus't don't ask him to kiss another guy.
Mike believes that Erika will loose her common sense if she gets beer in her. He says he's annoyed and not drunk. Ahh I see, he wants more tv time and if beer is added he will get on tv... fuckin' Mike. He's now bitchin' about no one in the house playing "their role". Marcellas lusts for Mike behind his back but when Mike asks for a kiss from Marci, he doesn't want it.
Now Mike hopes there's a fucking way that Erika could use POV and both Will & Mike go up. After some long bitching' Big Brother gives Mike his fucking beer and some wine. Now he wants Erika and Diane to put on their bikinis. Mike's happy again. He's now trying to find Jase who's upstairs in the HOH room having a "meeting" with Jase, Marcellas and Janelle. No game talk that I see.
Downstairs Mike is telling everyone Jase, Janelle and Marcellas was upstairs having a "meeting" and he felt that he wasn't welcomed. He told Jase there was booze and Jase said he'd be down later. Diane says that's the first time anyone has brought up the game out in the open.
Mike is now calling out Marcellas behind his back with "hypocrisy" but we're all guilty of it, including Mike. Will starts discussing Janelle and her unapproachable behaviour and Mike adds that she gets none of their jokes and humor. Whatever, Janelle is here to play. You guys think you're above the game, get the fuck out.
Mike is now asking Howie why Janelle is "not fun". He says she's on food restriction and is not attracted to anyone in the house. Now Erika comes out in her bikini and Mike grabs the demeaning whipped cream, the one in the nozzle can. Diane and Nakomis soon follow out in their swim attire and they join Will & Mike in the huttub.
When Erika almost denies the whipped cream Mike gets a tad upset but moves onto Diane and sprays her and then licks it off her belly. Whoop.... .... ... e. Mike thinks this has to be done to make the show interesting. Hey Mike, walk the fuck out of the house and let Big Brother send in another All Star, THAT WOULD BE INTERESTING!
Jase has come down to join the hottub fun and Mike is asking him in front of everyone what the fuck he was doing in the HOH room. He just says it was nothing and that Mike was just paranoid. Mike is now annoyed again because none of the girls want the whipped cream so he lets it go and wants Will to help figure out another game that won't offend the girls. I guess Mike is used to controlling young cunts with no sense of mind that feel the need to please a worthless reality star. Some of those girls have now grown up, how about you now Mike.
Mike has now laid himself out and poured beer on his belly and wants Diane to suck it off. She says no and she'll do it with Erika. Now Erika backs out blaming whatever excuse she can grab at. Mike is now asking Diane to lay out so that he can poor beer on her and suck it off, she keeps saying no. She finally agrees after his consent demanding and lets him do it.
Cameras jump to Danielle and James talking in the bathroom about getting Nakomis out. Back and forth. over and over, get someone out already!
Back to the hottub... no one is doing what Mike wants and Mike sits shaking his head in a no motion and says "this is fucking boring".
But then game talk starts between Will, Mike, Diane, Nakomis, Erika, Jase and George. Will of course started it and wants to strike a deal with Kaysar to put up someone other than the people here... like Marcellas and Danielle. Mike says that he doesn't care if he goes but that Janelle goes home "soon". Jase revealed that he came into this house to get Janelle out.
Stupid ass Nakomis is talking about getting Kaysar to put up one of his own. No one thinks Kaysar will fall for it. They start talking about doubt in the next HOH comp and that 3 of them are playing. Danielle walks out and the talk stops. They don't trust Danielle and she walks up to them finding out that BB actually told them that they can not have whipped cream in the hottub.
Will now brings Danielle into the conversation and asks her how to save Nakomis and Diane. She falls for it and says the obvious that if Erika uses POV and someone is put up on the block and sent home, then Nak and Diane stay. Will then tells Danielle that he wants them to stay to which Danielle SHOULD HAVE SAID then who the hell do you want to go besides Season 6 cause Kaysar isn't putting any of his alliance up.
Will & Mike are now trying to turn everyone into "getting James out" mode. Danielle, bend down to Will's hottub level and tell him to stop his bullshit cause she ain't hearing it. But she keeps talking and then Will asks Danielle that is she wins HOH who will she put up and she won't tell him. Mike thinks that she doesn't say Season 6 and that scares him... now Jase is calling out Danielle about not playing ahead in the game. Danielle says "you can say what you want" and now Jase and Danielle are exchanging words regarding their opinions.
Danielle agrees that Season 6 is a threat and when she's asked if she will put them up, she doesn't answer. Finally Erika starts saying that its not cool to corner someone and their stragety. Now Erika and Mike start exchanging words about Season 6 as an alliance. Now Will says that if he wins HOH next week that he will not put anyone up here except Season 6. Another stragety to get people to throw HOH so Will can win it.
Mike starts calling out Erika as "playing in the background". She denies it because she says she won POV and that's not "playing in the background". This hottub beer fest is getting good! I think Danielle has left. Now Erika is accusing of Mike of calling her a "floater" and she just said "you just sat there and called me that" but he actually didn't use the word "floater" but he did use the word "background" and a person with common sense can see both as playing a snake in the grass kind of game.
Mike ends up saying that he wants the nine of the houseguests to collectively get together and go after Season 6... and not him and Will, without actually saying it. Danielle has rejoined the conversation after Will continues his game talk that everyone knows he's doing but almost at the same time are buying into it as honesty on his part.
Flames came up and something happened. Someone said something to Diane and she leaves almost bursting in tears. Diane is something about "a slap in my fucking face". She goes to the bathroom and returns after clearing her face of tears.
The problem with Will's comment about getting Erika to use POV to take one of the nominees off, the problem is who should be taken off. Neither wants to campaign against the other. Everyone seems to be quiet and then Mike says "if the friendship can find a way for them not to win, we can". Then Jase adds "Season 6 is the new 'nerd herd'". Will now wants to get Kaysar downstairs to have an "open discussion" about putting up someone other than Nak and Diane and sending someone else home... just not them... one of Kaysar's alliance.
Kaysar now comes out thanks to Jase and Will starts off by controlling the conversation. Kaysar is calling Will out on who should go home. Name someone. Kaysar is saying that its obvious that Season 6 is a power of four and can not bring a person into the mix because they will always feel out of the group. Of course Will does not name anyone.
Its almost as if Kaysar is saying one of the people not associated with Season 6 has to go, just as the rest of the house thinks someone from Season 6 has to go. Kaysar has once again called out Will to name someone and Will stays quiet.
Suddenly Will says he'll go up in place of them and wants to be the "hero" and Kaysar says no. Ahh... Kaysar leaves and now Will has made Kaysar look like the villian. Jase just said that Marcellas said that if Will wants to talk to Kaysar that he should go upstairs. Will told Erika to use the POV and almost force Kaysar to put someone up.
Mike wants Will to stay to "crush a few people's dreams. its their everything". Mike has now called Marcellas "a little bitch" and wants to "hurt" Janelle.
Danielle playfully says "let the game begin" and trips backwards as she puts up her devil fingers. Jase has now restated Marcellas comment over and over and over. Mike now wants to confront Marcellas about something. Will is egging Mike to go. Jase goes up with Mike to the HOH room. The walk in and so far Mike hasn't done SHIT!
July 17th: Kaysar offers Mike a towel to sit down but Mike doesn't want to "sit down". Mike is calling out everyone's game plan upstairs in the HOH room and he's right about those game plans. He also says Will wants out and that he wants Will to "selfishly" stay but that Will wants out. Marcellas starts going off at Mike about him and Will going after the food restrictions houseguests and Mike says he was joking. Kaysar now ends it with saying "drunk people" and "food restriction people".
Um.. Kaysar.. SHUT THE FUCK UP, let the fights begin! Mike now feels a bit attacked regarding his brand of jokes towards the people on food restrictions. Janelle asks Mike to no longer call her "The Queen B" and Mike says it's a "fun little comment" and then Janelle says that she didn't find it humurous. He says "you're the queen of reality tv" and then we get flames! Thanks Will for probably talking about shit you ain't suppose to!
Now HOH is back on the feeds and Mike is gone. James is telling Janelle and Howie that they should get out Will or Mike and tell the girls that they still have others in the house to align with to come after Season 6 but right now let's get out Will and Mike. They don't have faith talking to Kaysar about doing what they want and now they want to turn everything on Chilltown by calling them "the 3".
James has said that Kaysar has no idea what he's doing when it comes to challenging Will. Janelle calls him "stupid" again. James leaves to go downstairs.
In the kitchen Kaysar tells Janelle to "chill" and that her "move" upstairs was not smart. Now she goes after him for his stupid move this week. Now Kaysar says you 3 can do what you want if you can't see what I'm doing here. Kaysar believes he's protecting their alliance but Janelle is trying to tell him that he put the rest of his alliance on target and not him.
Kaysar is telling Janelle to clearly think before she talks. He now tells her that you "guys are clearly not playing the game" and that he is. HE KEEPS TELLING Janelle that "it was a very bad move". Fucking look at what you're doing Kaysar. Dumbass!
Kaysar now wants to talk to Janelle. He now ventures outside to the hookah where Danielle, Erika, Diane and George are on the red couch. He defends his choice this week and others talk about Mike's tatics outside earlier.
Inside in the bug room James and Janelle talk in the dark. He says the biggest threat to Season 6 is Chilltown and then Janelle wonders why Kaysar doesn't do anything about it and then James says that they have to win HOH and get Chilltown out. Janelle then says that she tried to talk to Kaysar about putting the rest of his team in danger and Kaysar says he didn't.
James continues his talk about keeping his alliance strong and that what happened in the HOH room earlier has "completely sold them out". I assume he's talking about Kaysar's actions this week.
Kaysar thinks he's so fucking smart with his move this week but I, as a viewer, knows more information than Kaysar does and this move of his is still completely stupid and worthless. I want Kaysar out of the house so Season 6 can move forward.
Mike is in the bathroom talking with Howie about Janelle going after Mike and Will when they all go after Janelle time after time. But then again Mike is drunk..speaking for Will and keeps telling everyone that he's not drunk. He's asking Howie to choose who out of Marcellas, Kaysar, Janelle and James, out of those who should go home. They also tell Howie that he's last on their radar. Howie doesn't answer. Mike keeps asking for an answer.
Marcellas walks in and both he and Mike exchange looks. Marcellas goes into the restroom and Mike says hello to Marci. Minutes later Marcellas goes to bed upset and then the camera switches to Howie in the kitchen where we hear him fart.
Later Marcellas, James, Janelle and Janelle meet in the bug room to discuss what Mike said to Howie. Marcellas is getting pissed hearing about Mike talking crap about himself. He keeps getting up and then sitting down noticably upset. Marcellas now leaves after James demands everyone go to bed. Janelle follows him. Howie leaves elsewhere in the house.
During the night hours, Kaysar ended up talking with Janelle and now they are both on the same page. Kaysar is upset though that James is doing what he wants. I think Kaysar has himself to blame because he's keeping James out of the loop thus causing James to play his own game. Kaysar also said to Janelle that last year none of us internet people knew what his MASTERFUL PLAN was last year and just didn't get "it", whatever he was doing in the house. That that was the reason why he "reveals" his plans to everyone to explain what he's doing and that people were calling him "stupid" for revealing all his plans...
Um... you left the house twice last season. You Suck! Just admit it. People play this game better than you and make it further than you. Kaysar, I want you out!
Fast forward to the morning/late hours of the Big Brother house, the time is 11:40am and people are slowly getting up to prepare for the POV comp. James keeps talking to Diane and Nakomis about Erika possibly, hopefully using the POV but no one in the house wants her to because it means someone other than Season 6 goes up with possibilty of going home. James doesn't realize this when he talks to people but then again, maybe he does.
I'm back from almost 12 hours of missed viewing. Here we go on what I/we missed. Kaysar talked with Marcellas about his HOH stragety this week and Marcellas isn't buying it or believing in it. I guess no one is as smart as Kaysar to fully understand his plan. Kaysar keeps on telling those of interest that he did this to cause "friction" in the house and to see where people stand.
Um... Kaysar... these nominations haven't done a damn thing. Just putting 2 women on the block. No one cares who goes home as long as it's not them and that everyone agrees that when they get HOH that they will go after Season 6. Simple as that. Nothing more to it. Kaysar wasted a week, well maybe not, I mean someone IS leaving.
It seems POV was not used and Diane and Nakomis remain on the block. Nakomis shed some tears and told Diane that she thinks she's the one going home. Diane keeps saying she's not going to campaign against Nak but continues to show some signs of early campaigning by telling everyone she doesn't want to leave. Both agree that the targets next week should be Kaysar & Janelle.
They're also upset with Erika and people in the house wanting to be on TV instead of playing the game. They are hatin' nearly everyone in the house.
Later Kaysar has talked with Nakomis letting her know that the plan is to keep her and get Diane out. He will eventually get to everyone about getting the house to vote out Diane. Janie and Howie were sent to talk to Marcellas and Danielle and neither have really seen the grand scale of KAYSAR'S BRILLANCE of keeping Nakomis now. Marcellas is pissed that he's not being listened to. Danielle leaves with the idea of doing what's best for her, not Season 6.
The time is 4:43pm in the BB house and Kaysar is in the bug room with James, Janelle and Kaysar. There's back and forth talk about getting Nakomis or Diane out. Janelle told Kaysar something about Marcellas wanting to make a deal with Diane and this pisses off Kaysar. He then asks Erika who she's going to vote out and she says she'll vote with the house. James also told Kaysar "you don't have to explain shit to me" when K tried to explain Nakomis' game plan to him. Good boy James.
James believes they should get rid of Diane because if she's secretly with Jase then it's them 2 plus Chilltown against Season 5. It's getting tiresome to hear Season 6 trying to divert attention off them but everyone will keep gunning for them no matter what.
Danielle is outside with Nakomis on the red couch talking about the ladies leaving the game and how they are outnumbered. Danielle says Season 6 keeps "flipping and flopping" and Nak says everyone keeps doing this. She goes on to say that everyone has changed their game play every day.
Will is in the red room with Diane who's telling him about some "out of the game" reason why she's nominated. She also wants to stay and is thinking about talking to Kaysar and/or James. Will just called James "pathetic" in regards to having no loyalty to anyone and jumping from person week to week.
Kaysar is now upstairs with Janelle and Erika talking about the game. Janelle still wished Kaysar had put up Chilltown. Kaysar is upset about something not going his way because he continues not to realize that everyone in the house is pretty much going to do exactly what he DOESN'T want to do. Marcellas is the one actually bugging him, his actions and his game play.
Outside on the red couch Nakomis and Diane are talking about Will & Mike not wanting to play the game and always talking about leaving. Now one of them will leave instead of Will & Mike and they're pissed. Hmm.. maybe they will go after Will & Mike next week if they win HOH because all of Season 6 wants to play but then Kaysar will think he caused this when in fact this was not part of his MASTERFUL CONTROL.
Nakomis leaves and Danielle joins Diane on the outside red couch. Nakomis has told Diane that Kaysar told her that she's staying and that Diane was out. Nakomis returns eating pickles with Danielle as Diane says that her only target in this house is Season 6.
Danielle says they "Season 6" are running around trying to campaign for votes for whoever they want to stay and/or leave. Danielle then says that they are only 3 votes. So basically the house decides, not Season 6.
Pretty much the rest of the night was just random house antics that really didn't have any big game plans except that Season 6 wants Diane out but others want Nakomis so either one will leave come Thursday.
July 18th: The time is 12:53 in the Big Brother house and the HOH room is full of All Stars. Marcellas and Janelle are sitting on the bed. Will & Mike are pretty much "opening up the lines of communication" with Marci & Jani while Jase sits on a nearby chair listening without saying a word.
Here's the gest of the the conversation. Will and Mike are trying to find out... um... this is the strangest conversation that any season of Big Brother has ever had. Will and Mike are talking about making "tv" with Janelle because they don't talk with her and if Mike whipsers with Diane in the bed he won't get "tv time" but he will with Janelle. Will makes a comment to Janelle regarding her safety but going after her other members and she says "huh?" which irriates Will.
They said Kaysar's move moved him into 4th place on his radar and Janelle says she doesn't care. They also ask who she's going to put up if she gets HOH again and she won't tell them but she says its not anyone in this HOH room. Will makes it known that he's coming after Season 6, mostly Howie because of his behaviour towards Dr. Evil.
Marcellas is shocked at their open talk and Will & Mike doesn't want to "sneak around" or be in a "house of whisper". Marcellas brings up "you guys" aka Chilltown against the "four" aka Season 6 and that's how the house. Mike says last year's show was "the fucking show" and now he & Will are seeking to make the show "interesting" and "entertaining". Janelle asks if they want a "war" for the viewers and Mike says no.
They are basically testing Janelle's parternship with Season 6 cast members. She won't admit that they are an alliance but she used the word "we" when she described Season 6 and Will called her out about being in alliance and then there was a silent akward moment.
Will also admits he's hoping for a "monumental" twist to stay five weeks down the line before sequester or he's leaving. Marcellas says then why the do you want to stay when you're going to leave at some point. Then Marcellas brings up that the show may already be a show without Will and Mike trying to make a "television show".
Cameras cut to the red room downstairs where Diane is crying and complaing how "hard" the show is this year. Danielle is sitting on the bed as Erika and George listen in. Danielle is trying to calm Diane down and Diane says her crying is not a stragety thing. Diane wants to bring the house into the red room if she could and discuss whatever is going through her head but she doesn't call everyone in. They are now laughing about everything, the house is mainly ups and downs.
Erika is also still nursing a "broken rib". Expect her not to do well in any HOH endurance/physical comp because of her "cracked" rib. George asks if there's anything that can be done but they say no and that it will fix itself. But I heard that the recovery time is 6 weeks. Expect Erika to leave soon in the game, she ain't going to last forever.
Fuck, all four feeds are in the red room, where's the fucking HOH room!!!
Finally, back to the HOH room, it seems Will & Mike have left and when all four feeds were switching over, we hear Will and/or Mike say "go up. And he knows he will go". I'm assuming they are talking about Marcellas who's venting in the HOH room with Jase and Janelle. Marcellas is saying "I'm not having a good time" and then we get flames.
Fuck!!! The feeds switched back to the red room. Oh wait, Mike & Will are talking on the red couch about keeping Diane so that she can go after Season 6 and she can win endurance comps as she did during her season. Will & Mike talk about going to Danielle and telling her Janelle is going after one of the girls in the house... They need to get six votes to keep Diane and not make a tie where Kaysar will have final say this week.
Mike wants to see "blondie and the beast" on the block and watch them "panic". Not sure who he's talking about. Will talks about going on the block and these people being dumb enough to keep him. They also believe that if anyone goes up against Will that the other person will leave because supposely Will is leaving after week 5. They really think people are thoughtless of their plans.
Will says he wants to go to Kaysar and tell him that he's safe and that they are going after Howie. Will asks Howie if he wins HOH who will he put up. Kaysar is asked to join in with Howie listening as Will says that if wins HOH that he will put up Howie but then Will asks Kaysar who he thinks should go up with Howie... Kaysar doesn't asnwer.
Will now asks Howie who should go up with him and Howie says "Jase" and Will says Jase has "been real cool" and then Howie says Jase is part of Chilltown. Everyone shares a forced laugh. Will really thinks that his talks actually work on people. They know he's working them and they will do the opposite of what he wants. They won't give him information that he can use so Will will make it up or embellish the truth. Only an idiot will believe Will is honest in the game.
Marcellas comes outside and catches the talk. He tells Will "all i'm asking is to stay out of the middle of everyone's crazy-" and Will continues his bullshit stank talk. Janelle joins the outside conversation on the red couch of course sitting next to Howie. Will has called Howie a "one trick pony" on Sunday's episode. Will is the biggest ONE TRICK PONY as he tries to work everyone again. People try to call him out and Will continues his bullshit and then the person listening just sighs long and hard.
Marcellas is in the red room with Danielle, Nakomis and Diane talking about what Will & Mike are doing and were doing upstairs in the HOH room. Marcellas says that if Will & Mike aren't here to "play" and should be the targets instead of Season 6 then that makes Season 6 a harder alliance to go after.
Danielle is "spent" and tired of other people coming at her to do something to benefit them in the game and not her. Marcellas says Will & Mike are trying to call people in the Season 6 "out" that would then have them turn on each other. But that's not going to happen. Marcella is just so confused as to what to do with Will & Mike.
Back outside Danielle has joined Howie who is continuing chatting with Will & Mike about bullshit and crap. Howie, shut the fuck up, you can't challenge Will with words or wits, they're fucking with you. I'm sure Howie thinks it's fun but sooner or later they are going to get slipped information from Howie.
I just found out through BB forums that Will & Mike are doing all of this "open" talk to cause disruption in the house. Give it a day to see if it works. I doubt it will because Will and Mike are just useless shits in the game now.
Nakomis is in the red room telling Diane what happened in the HOH room that she heard 2nd hand. Upstairs in the HOH room, Janelle is telling James and Kaysar what happened with Will & Mike. Janelle now tells them that she lied to them about not going after them but she is. Will & Mike also asked Janelle that if they win HOH and they put up James and Howie, will you use the POV and she lied to them and told them "no". She filled them with lies and is trying to keep track of her lies and telling the truth of the lies to Kaysar and James.
James and Kaysar are trashing Jase and how stupid he is when Janelle called him out in front of Will & Mike that he was part of their alliance. Now he's no longer a floater, he's precieved as being part of the Chilltown alliance. They also attack his mirror behaviour and how he put baby oil on him before the Food Comp. Kaysar is cutting his hair in the HOH bathroom. Just thought Kaysar fans would like to know.
Marcellas and Howie have joined in the HOH room and Mike is the new target after some discussion of Mike's game playing or lack thereof. Basically they are saying Will is controling Mike. They also know that Will & Mike are trying to win the game by being "puppet masters" with words and munipulation instead of winning HOH/POV's. Marcellas is down with Season 6 going after Mike.
The time is 9pm in the BB house and Kaysar and James are butting heads over how each is playing the game and how each should play the game. James has that "being thrown under the bus" feeling while Kaysar continues to talk down to James... a 25 year old talking down to a 30 year old just ins't going to work... expect James to once again break off from his alliance when the time is right. Of course everyone is expecting him to do this and because of Kaysar this season I see James definitely now breaking away.
Sorry I've missed out on most of today's antics. I've been really busy on the last few days before my L.A. trip. So here's the rundown of today.
Big Brother gave the houseguests games and activites to do that included paint and Jenga. Will and Mike feel they may have played their game to hard because even though a power of four from Season 6 exists in the house, people are thinking about going after Chilltown. And the house keeps flip flopping back and forth on who to evict but Season 6 is proving to be a strong force by getting the votes go their way... or more Kaysar's way. And that is to get Diane out.
That's about it... Big Brother All Stars is boring more than half the time so CBS needs to throw in a new batch of All Stars and have 2 double eviction weeks in the schedule. Here's hoping this happens and here's hoping Kaysar is out by next week!
It looks like Nakomis is the one to go this week thanks to the live feeds catching Jase and Mike talking game next to the hammock around 9:30pm BB time. They run over the votes to evict Nakomis: Jase, Mike, Will, Marcellas, Danielle and George. That's six to get out Nakomis. But if Marcellas flips and goes with Season 6 it ends in a tie and Diane goes home but Nakomis has told Jase that she's going after Season 6 if she wins HOH.
They can't wait to see their faces when Nakomis is evicted. And then Mike and Jase hope HOH goes their way. Mike also says that if he wins he's jumping in the pool, i'm assuming for "tv time", and not getting any hugs from Howie if presented with.
Marcellas comes outside and talks with Jase. He says he's not going with what Season 6's "agenda" is and that he's doing what's best for him. He also says that he's with Janelle but that he's "not a member of the four, what is she going to do?". Jase tells Marcellas that they have George to get Nakomis out, that they have 6 votes to control the game.
I actually don't get why it matters who goes, both of the nominees are going after Season 6 no matter what, so is the rest of the house. Kaysar's MASTERFUL PLAN continues to be useless. Bye Bye Asshole aka Kaysar.
The time is 11:35pm in the BB house. Marcellas is in the HOH room with KING Kaysar and Janelle. He's telling them that he is not voting with them and it's not based on anything but his own decisions. Kaysar is notable getting upset with Marcellas not agreeing with Season 6's stragety of getting out Diane. Kaysar keeps throwing comments that Marcellas doesn't have all the facts and/or information and basically that he's wrong.
Kaysar is now trying to guilt Marcellas that if he helps save Diane that she will come after Season 6... but that's KAYSAR'S FAULT! Not Marcellas. Kaysar did this all on himself. He's an idiot to think that he can control the house and the votes.
Marcellas is also upset that Danielle is not up on the block as discussed last week. He also says that he will never go against the four but that he's doing this for him and him only. He apologizes that this may fuck him in the end but he's not doing this game for anyone but him.
Erika comes in and asks what they were talking about. Marcellas spills it all. Marcellas also says that he wants to take out a very strong player, Nakomis and this is his chance. He doesn't believe a "Mr. & Mrs. Smith" alliance between Diane and Jase exist but was based on a simple conversation outside of the house. Kaysar looks silent but upset as Marcellas delivers all of his points to Erika who just keeps nodding and nodding and fucking nodding with an "yeah".
Janelle keeps saying little comments against Marcellas' points and he gets upset as he slowly walks out of the HOH room delivering valid point after valid point. He ends with "I'm sorry you don't see that." and he leaves the room.
Janelle asks what Kaysar thinks and Kaysar says that they don't have the votes and "it is what it is" aka the new Big Brother All Stars motto. Marcellas returns with a smile. He says he is not going to "funnel" information back to the other side and keeps pushing his decision on keeping Diane. Erika finally jumps in agreeing with Marcellas.
Kaysar is finally agreeing that these other players can do what they want. Janelle adds her useless bent 2 cents to Marcellas that she thought we would all vote as a team of six. Kaysar tells Janelle to "landslide it the other way" and she says it sucks.
KAYSAR'S WEEK IS USELESS. KAYSAR'S WEEK IS USELESS. KAYSAR'S WEEK IS USELESS. Well, someone is leaving... but KAYSAR'S WEEK IS USELESS.
July 19th: It's just past midnight and All Stars is getting back to WAR! In the HOH room, Marcellas is now telling Season 6 members, minus James, that Diane is trying to find a way in with Season 6 but if they keep pushing her away from them then she has no choice but to go to the other side. Erika is also in the room but only listening. Marcellas is now getting tired of "talking in circles" and telling them that they can't have everything they want each week. GOOD BOY MARCI!
Oooh I just found that Kaysar made a deal with Nakomis about her going after other people in the house and that's another reason why he's upset Marcellas and others are not voting their way.
"You guys are seeing things you want to see, using reasoning that suits what you think is right and then you're not open to anyone else's reasoning..." Marcellas says delivering the biggest quote of the week to KING KAYSAR.
Kaysar is getting upset again because Marcellas is continuing with his reasoning and that Nakomis has a deal with Season 6 and not him. Kaysar asks if Nakomis should be brought up to discuss this and Marcellas doesn't want her up there because then he has to tell Nak that he made a deal with Diane against Nakomis.
Marcellas now tells Kaysar that what may be good for you may not be good for others. Kaysar is now pushing hard for Marcellas to vote their way or as he calls it, "my final plea". Kaysar just asked Marcellas to put himself in their shoes but Marcellas is not in their shoes.. Marcellas is playing for fuckign MARCELLAS!
Kaysar just said in his final bullshit plea that if Erika and Marcellas win HOH and they want someone out, they won't have the votes to have it go their way... um... sounds like a bullying tatic to me fucking Kaysar. In the middle of Kaysar's final talk Marcellas interrupts him by pointing to Erika and asking for a talk on the hammock.
James comes into the HOH and says he can't sleep and figures out the "big" problem with Marcellas & Erika voting against Season 6's MASTER PLAN. Kaysar has announced that Marcellas "can't be counted on anymore" and that this is pointless. James just called Marcellas "fuckface"... whoa... Season 6... calm the fuck down... the house will never do what you want every week, just like Marci said. James also said that he's working on Danielle, she's "50/50".
In the backyard Queen Marcellas and Pawn Erika are talking on the hammock. Oohhh okay, fucking now Erika agrees with Marcellas when she's not in Season 6's presence. Marcellas is still bugged about how Season 6 thinks Diane will play when they don't even go to her for anything.
Marcellas says that Season 6 DID see Kaysar's comment about not having the votes was a threat despite Kaysar saying it wasn't. He keeps making the point that this is Kaysar's mess for not consulting with him or "them" and that he should have put up Will & Mike.
KAYSAR'S MASTER PLAN IS BURNING, BURNING AND SEASON 6 ALL FALLS DOWN!
Marcellas says he's not going to "clean up their mess again this week". Erika continues to agree and really not add too much to anything. Marcellas says Season 6 is now acting like the "nerd herd". Erika says Season 6 said they should have used the veto and Erika slaps her head wondering "what have I aligned with" followed by a laugh.
Ohhh I can't wait until Thursday when Nakomis goes home and Kaysar's all huffin' and puffin'.
Upstairs in the HOH room Kaysar says something about declaring a war with the "floaters". Kaysar now says "we're done"... with the floaters. Um.. Kaysar, if a floater wins HOH then you have no war, you have no power, you have an alliance of shit that you fucked up with your nominations. Kaysar, you are to blame the floaters turning against you.
Anyways, Kaysar and James are back to trying to get the votes to go their way. James is going to work on Danielle and Kaysar says he'll do the rest. James goes downstairs and is looking around and finds Nakomis in the bathroom area. He tells her that they are working to keep her and that he's sorry about the "dumb" nominations.
Outside in the backyard Danielle and Marcellas are talking about Marci's talk in the HOH room. They are not changing their minds about voting out Nakomis and that Danielle doesn't want to feel "strong armed" by anyone.
In the HOH room Kaysar is ready to go downstairs and outside but asks Janelle and Howie if they're ready to go against the whole house. They nod yes. And somehow they've gotten Erika's vote to evict Diane because she told James that she wants to vote whatever the oh so dreamy HOH wants.
In the red room Nakomis and Diane are having fun while they hold hands running through the house to the bathroom and then running back giggling. I'm assuming they don't want to run into bullshit and game play.
Outside on the red couch Kaysar is continuing his talk with Marcellas but it's getting heated. James adds his opinions on getting Diane out while Danielle and Erika listen but they both soon get up and leave after Marcellas gets up walking back and forth highly upset. Marcellas tells Kaysar that he is making the same mistake this season as he did last season. Nerd Herd directly told Kaysar to his face what they wanted and Kaysar spent too much time going after James rather than then the direct target that was the Nerd Herd. If Kaysar is so concerned about Chilltown and Mr. & Mrs. Smith alliance he should have gone after them.
At one point he gets up in James' face and James tells him to get out of his face but Marcellas gets closer and then James gets up but nothing really happens. "You're suppose to be my fucking friend and you are up in my face and are like 'don't get in my face'" says Marcellas to James. He then tells James that Kaysar just "threatened" me and James said that's why he just told Kaysar to leave.
Marcellas keeps telling Season 6 that Diane said that she's going after Will & Mike and that Nakomis' "cards" are not shown to anyone and is a problem is she stays. James keeps getting upset with Marcellas because he keeps interrupting James' points. James and Season 6 keeps thinking without ever going to Diane that she's with Chilltown but Marcellas says she told him to his face that she is going after Chilltown, the alliance Season 6 thinks has her in their group when in fact she is not with any group except Nakomis.
Marcellas walks off to the outside washer and dryer and Howie & Janelle walk outside to which James tells them to walk away as he waits for Marcellas to return.
We got some flames on the feeds and then we return to the live feeds house where we find James and Marcellas in the bathroom discussing the incident on the red couch whereas Kaysar is outside talking with Danielle and Erika and Janelle on the hammock. Marcellas and James hug inside the house and everything's fine with them. Kaysar outside is telling Danielle mostly that he wants to play a game of "respect" and that Marcellas, Erika and Danielle need them as much as they need them.
Danielle says changing her vote over and over for them is not how she wants to play this game. Danielle talked to both nominees, something Season 6 has yet to do, and based her eviction vote on their reactions to her discussions with them. Simple as that Kaysar. Simple as fucking that.
Kaysar now says he wants to talk to Chicken George tomorrow and that Erika should vote with the house and not against the house if the others want Nakomis out.
Kaysar is fucking everything up tonight. Stupid ass Kaysar grasping at straws... Voting is tomorrow morning... fuck I can't wait to see Kaysar pissed off on the live show.
Kaysar now walks up to James and Howie near the outside red couch saying that they "don't have the votes". James talks about Marcellas' in his face thing and Howie calls Marcellas "a girl".
Inside the storage room Danielle and Marcellas are exchanging their thoughts regarding Season 6. Danielle calls them "rookies" and neither can figure out why Season 6 have decided to play the way they are. Jase is now open but most likely spying on Season 6's late night antics.
Marcellas and Danielle are now outside discussing Season 6 and Kaysar's mistake nominations. Erika joins them. Marcellas says "First you tell me Nakomis is up, then after I tell Diane that she's safe you tell me that no-no it's going the other way and then you come back and then vote however you want... and then you come back and at the end of it you threaten me!" as he describes this week's Season 6 tatics. Danielle and Erika laugh.
The time is now 9:21pm in the BB house and really nothing much has happened. Kaysar has told his troops to vote with the house to make it a uniamous vote to evict Nakomis. His plan "flip flopping" plan didn't work and now they wish they'd used the veto. Marcellas and the rest of Season 6 have made up since last night's antics but Marcellas has mentioned that Kaysar and Howie are his first 2 targets if he ever has to go after Season 6 or as he likes to call them, "the four". He also mentioned Jase and George as his other nominees if he wasn't targeting Season 6.
Mike and Will have mentioned that they will fight for HOH but I just don't believe in Will and his efforts anymore. Diane has also packed her things and may be aware through Erika that Nakomis is leaving. Diane is also encouraged by Marcellas to talk to Season 6 but Diane feels they won't listen but she'll talk to them for the sake of the house and her game.
July 20th: Well, today is eviction day and since I missed last night's talk here goes the plans for HOH and Janelle & Kaysar's new game plan. Janelle, I believe, came up with the same fucking plan I came up with if the house plays Majority Rules... you get a large alliance going into the game and you always pick the 2nd choice thus eliminating your competition.
Janelle and Kaysar also have decided that they should go after floaters this season and leave Chilltown alone. They say the floaters are using the key players in the game to do their "dirty work" so why not get them out so they can't make it to the end and win based on how nice they were and how everyone else took risks so they could get to the end.
Janelle has told Kaysar that she voted to evict Diane so that Nakomis would be evicted uniamously. Good girl Janie.
Now the feeds are on trivia questions and most likely will remain on them until after tonight's HOH.
Alright, James won HOH and Nakomis was evicted 8-2. Danielle almost won HOH but lost out to James thus giving Season 6 three weeks of power. James has already entered his new blood red colored HOH room and has discussed possible nominations, basically everyone except Marcellas- he's safe.
They also don't want to go after George because it would be a wasted week. Let a floater go after him because he's taking away from their floater game. Jase is the biggest target on James' list. Expect Jase to go up with either Will or Mike. Yeah!
See you GuyTVBlog.com readers when I return posting July 25th!
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Big Brother All Stars . Week One
Big Brother 7: All Stars has officially started. GuyTVBlog.com will begin to post daily updates on a single weekly post located at the top of the blog each week. To view previous day updates by Mr. GuyTVBlog, click "continue reading" for more BBAS dirt. And yes there may be some typos, just bare with me, I'm typing while I watch.
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Previous Day Updates tucked away within this post...
July 8th: Just past 12am. Mike Butthole is an idiot talking with Will in the bathroom. They are laughing about how they will get Jase to get Janelle to take off Danielle and put up James so Mike Shithole and Will can get James out. They also tell Danielle this plan and that if it doesn't work, Danielle isn't going home.
12 hours later and Mr. GuyTVBlog.com finally gets on the live feeds, been busy all day. Sorry returning visitors, life just happens.
And so I get back to my daily updates. So far I have no idea what's happening. I see Mike and Howie in the backyard competing with their aged testosterone that led to Will breaking one of the kitchen table chairs. Mike Bullshit and Will are talking about some kind of boy band dumbshit talk that they carried from their season... how unoriginal.
Oh! I finally heard some of Mike Bullfucker's apparent jealously towards Kaysar's popularity. Kaysar left the backyard heading inside so Mike said "Sure enough Kaysar leaves, so does the camera".
Will's shirtless and his body is super thin now... but he's very unattractive, kinda pale... but Diane, Marcellas and Alison all love Will and his body. Mike CockSucker is 35 years old and attempting to "pop lock" upon request from Jase. Grow Up already. Alison is super thin as she talks with the guys in the backyard. I got a laugh just now watching George and his mega belly gut lift weights while he sits down on a lounge chair that Kaysar is resting in.
Deep long sigh from me as I check my watch, 17 minutes has passed with boy band nonsense. Inside the ladies, Janelle, Diane, Nakomis & Erika are working on dinner for the house. George is asking Erika if she lost weight when she was on the PBJ diet on her season, I guess George is hoping to drop pounds. Borrrinnnggg!
I did capture Kaysar's new, larger pecs in some screencaps to be posted in the next few days along with Jase's amazing new body. Jase should have kept his new love a secret inside the house and let girls think they had a chance with him. Fire just engulfed the live feeds because a banner was seen flying over the house.
Much time has passed and I've seen enough fire on the live feeds then one can take. Remember when they use to put fish on the screens when we were not suppose to hear or see something on the feeds... well the fish are gone from this season- replaced by spiders in a wall cage- and flames engulf the screen when the fuckin' HG's talk about shit they ain't suppose to be talking about.
Finally some game talk has begun on the hammock between Mike Shitter and Nakomis. Here we find out that Mike has told her that he will "break off" from Will when the time comes... and that Season 6 "thinks they're running shit" and that the house should let them think that way. Jase's name also has come up and that Nakomis is "skeptical" about him because he's a completely different person this time around. They also think Alison is a loose cannon and most likely the one to go because they believe Danielle will also go after Season 6... Nope because Kaysar is budding up with Danielle
July 9th: It's just past midnight and Marcellas is finally talking with Janelle about the Will problem. He is doing his absolute best to get through a now STUPID Janelle. Janelle and James have it out for George... and Marcellas is dumbfounded that Chicken George is the target. He brings up a great point that when Danielle & Alison "overplayed their hands" and look what happened, their both on the block because they played hard in the beginning. Now Marcellas is seeing Will's "overplayed" hand and is trying to get Janelle and the house on track to get rid of Will. Marcellas has to EXPLAIN everything to Janelle because she doesn't see him as a threat over George. Janelle is an idiot to no end, if she doesn't use the POV to pull Danielle off and create a voting power to eliminate Will, she's America's Idiot.
12 minutes pass and Janelle hasn't seen the big Will picture. Marcellas is now telling Janelle about James is 4th down from Season 6's "alliance" because how he played last game. So M is telling Janelle that James is ready to jump ship and create new alliances. At this point Janelle turns on the spy cam. As both run down who trusts or can be turned by Will, Janelle suddenly brings up Nakomis saying that she likes her and she's smart. Nakomis is after Janelle believing Janelle is the leader of Season 6.
After 17 minutes Janelle asks if she should use POV to which SHOCKINGLY Marcellas says NO! What the mutha fuck! Marcellas believes either Alison or Danielle has to go. If Danielle is pulled off the block she will understand why Will is being put up. She already understands why she was put up, she played too hard too fast. She's not after Janelle as Janelle thinks.
Later in the conversation Marcellas brings up Housecalls, the CBS live call in BB show. He thinks because of that show is why everyone in the house is gunning for him, he's just paraniod. Marcellas informs Janelle about Jase telling him that Chicken George is saying Marcellas has alliances everywhere in the house. Marcellas also admited earlier in the night that Lisa, an All Star that didn't make it into the house, was his alliance. They're friends so it makes sense neither would backstab each other.
Howie comes in thinking that if he's nominated for personal reasons, he will go off and "destroy" the person(s) who nominated him. He's America's next idiot. I feel so bad for Marcellas dealing with Janelle & Howie's idiot thoughts. He just called Howie out about getting upset over people coming at him personally because he behaves the way he behaves thus causing someone to react to him thus making it personal. Howie tries to come back with more stupidity ending it with "...this is Big Brother All Stars". Idiot, everyone knows that.
Oh Marcellas, I now want you to take out Big Brother's Howie & Janelle. I can see Marcellas leaving the HOH room in the wee hours of the morning and turning his back on stupidity. Howie's stupid game plan this season is to put it out there that whenever he's nominated, he'll take it personally and then verbally attack the person(s) and then leave the house saving the other nominee. Idiot. Still wishing Ivette was in the house in place of this MORON!
After almost 10 hours of missing the feeds, I return to catch Janelle, James & Jase in the HOH room talking about how last night some of the All Stars were trying to figure out how Big Brother is going to flip the house this season because so far, to them, and me- it's boring. They are starting to figure out that somewhere down the line, more Big Brother All Star players have the possibility to come into the game.
They also think they figured out why they were put into sequester several days before the premiere date of BBAS was because CBS was airing the big twist promos... NOPE! Janelle said it was time to allow for the HG's to "decompress". DING! James brings up again that if any new HG comes in several weeks down the line that they have to go right back out, of course James states that it is his opinion. Janelle asks him, "what if it's Ivette"? James says she has to go, doesn't matter who it is. Um... Yeah Right James!
We also find out that Beau and Janelle are best BUDS outside of the house, Beau is apparently at Janelle's place! She- I mean he told Janelle not to take a certain pair of shoes because it didn't look good.
During the course of the day I was able to catch some live feeds at a family members house since I was away from my own PC so here's the jist of what I caught. Howie is not gunning 100 percent for Nakomis if he gets HOH. No one, so far, is able to steer him away from making Nakomis the next "busto".
Will has also gone back to messing with Howie, at one point telling Howie, in front of everyone, that he just told the stupidest story ever. Howie's defense is repetitive "pale" cracks at Will's body. Over and over. Howie is so useless. I like to think I paid for the live feeds and he was the "free gift with package".
Hours later, around 7pm BBAS time, the entire house has finished playing kick ball due to Kaysar kicking the ball up on the roof. James is on the outside couch with Danielle and Nakomis while Howie rags on a sweating Will who lifts weight. Mike Dumbfuck is on the outside bench watching and then attempts to lift 45 pounds and isn't able to do it so James bashes him playfully. As Mike heads inside he tells James to playfully "step off". Now once he closes the sliding door Mike he says people are making fun of me oustide and criticizing me. Mike then says safetly inside and behind their backs "fuck them... eat a dick! Bastards". I'm not sure who he's talking to because the kitchen audio is overlapping with the outside feed.
Forgot to mention a funny moment from Will delivered to Howie. He said "one time Big Brother is going to say 'Howie, shut the fuck up for once'"!
About 9:30 pm BB time, Marcellas, Janelle & James walk into the storage room to discover more Mac & Cheese... could this be the new PB&J diet Julie Chen has promised will make the houseguests wish they were back on PB&J?
10:30 BB time, Jase has joined Will & Mike outside to finally chat game. It seems Jase is also after Season 6 and thinks James & Janelle should go. They are trying to find out what Jase is doing in the game and Jase is telling them everything! Now whether or not Jase is fucking with them but he's telling them that he doesn't want S6 in the jury because they will control the jury vote. Kaysar was brought up as the least worry among the four and should be last to go. Janelle should be first to go according to Will
They are even talking about keeping around Alison to go after Janelle to do their dirty work. Send Danielle home because they believe Danielle is in with James from Season 6. Jase is not suppose to talk about this plan with Danielle.
The problem with others going after S6 is Will & Mike can create their own 4 person alliance that is hidden inside the whole "go after Season 6 cast" bullshit. If the house falls for this, Mike & Will deserve final four. Janelle needs to use POV and pull off Danielle, put up Will and send his ass home.
Marcellas is also discussed because they can't figure out where he stands at this point. Jase is not to mention this S6 plan to Marcellas either. Hmm... Jase... what are the fuck are you going to do?
Fuck man, Jase just say Alison in the bathroom and told Alison that Will & Mike will talk to her later and that Danielle is going home. That Danielle is in with Season 6. FUCK. GOD DAMN IT. Janelle needs to use the fucking POV to take Danielle off and put up Will so that Mike Cunt can play the game alone. FUCK. Janelle and James are so stupid to focus on Chicken George. They all deserve to get the fuck out of the house now.
Diane just came into the bathroom and Alison told her what she was told. FUCCCK. Now they go into the red room talking more about it and then Howie pokes his dumbass head in and then leaves so they can talk. Basically if this plan goes into effect, they need Marcellas to help vote out Danielle. According to Diane, Marcellas already said the "house" is gunning to get rid of Alison but if the house shifted, Marcellas would help vote out Danielle.
There's going to finally be talk of game instead of bullshit boring chats that has some people questioning paying for the live feeds.
Diane is now working Howie in the red room about who he is going to vote for, Danielle or Alison. Howie then asks her which is more of a threat to her and she safely says both.
FUCK FUCK FUCK. The best way for Janelle and S6 to fuck with Will's growing alliance is to put up Will against Alison and then have Will campaign against Alison thus creating bad blood between the 2. If Will masterfully stays in the game, then that's one of his female goons gone, if he goes, Mike is fucked and Alison is pissed off at Mike for helping others turn against Alison. Simple as FUCKING that.
Alison comes in to talk with Diane who starts trashing Howie. Alison reveals that if she gets HOH next week she will put up Janelle & Erika. Diane is fucking hardcore when she talks game, cussing and talking angry. Diane doesn't trust Jase and Jase doesn't trust her either. Now that's funny. Alison & Diane just figured out that Jase is the wildcard, jumping from both sides... interesting.
This plan could fucking blow up if Alison "works" on Marcellas, James and Kaysar telling them they have ONE free week if she wins HOH next week. She's another idiot. The minute she tells any of this to S6 or Marcellas, Will will be brought up in S6 game talk and hopefully Janelle will use POV to put up Will against Alison. Fucking campaign THAT Bitch.
Jase comes back from Diary room as Alison smiles from the table. That bitch can't stop smiling. Fucking work Marcellas tonight bitch... do it before Will tells her not to.
James has gone into the red room and Alison is now TALKING WITH JAMES ABOUT THE PLAN! IDIOT BITCH!
Alison named 3 people she won't approach with this plan. Howie, Kaysar & Erika. She says Howie and Kaysar are in an alliance with Janelle and then I GOT FIRE. Thanks Will for probably talking shit that couldn't be aired on the feeds.
We come back to James and Alison talking about using James as a wild card. Will just walked by while Alison continues to fuck their plan up by talking with James. Oh damn it, Chicken George just came in and fucked it all up. But at least James has told him something good to make this night amazing.
Minutes pass and James has been called into the Diary room. Nakomis is in the red room with Jase and Diane and the talking begins. Jase reveals he wants Season 6 out. And that he's most loyal to both of these ladies. Diane is now smiling as Jase leaves the room blocking Danielle from ease dropping.
Nakomis is telling Diane that she has already told Danielle that she's safe by Nakomis. Jase rejoins them. Jase is "bullshitting" with Season 6 and that Diane and Jase need to continue the "we don't like each other" stint going. Jase is talking about how "bad ass" Janelle is and Nakomis agrees. Oh yeah, Nakomis just remembered that she told Danielle that "as of now" you're safe. But things have changed.
But no one knows Alison already ran her mouth off to James... can't wait until tomorrow! Damn I mean did everyone forget that Janelle won POV!?!?
July 10th: I'm trying to catch up with late night happenings through Jokers website before the houseguests fell to sleep. Basically Diane and Alison are trashing Janelle and her beauty.. mostly her hair. Alison talks about grabbing both Erika and Janelle by the throat and smashing their heads together. Major Jealous Bitch. And Diane is STILL thinking Janelle is walking around like she "runs" the house. Idiot Cunt. Everyone, including Diane, thinks they are "running" the house.
I am starting to notice the past season talk fading away. Thank Reality TV God!
Later on, Kaysar, Howie & Janelle are in the kitchen talking about Kaysar walking in on James whispering with Mike. They all agree that James is still aligned with S6 but will always have a plan B. The 3 now move outside, just like last year, to discuss their alliance and what to do next. The extra S6 fans, Marcelals & Erika are discussed briefly but are mentioned as first to go within their alliance. But Janelle has yet to tell them that Marcellas wants to take someone like Janelle to the final 2.
Howie continues making stupid ass comments announcing to Janelle and Kaysar that if anyone gets rid of one of them, they're going next. Kaysar says we can't act like mobsters, basically telling Howie to shut the fuck up.
And then FINALLY there's talk about pulling off Danielle to keep her aligned with their side and putting up Will!!!! Fucking about time. No thanks to Marcellas because when Janelle brought this up between them, he- at first, said NO. We'll see if he jumps on the "destory Will" bandwagon.
Morning has come, 9am BB time, Danielle is the first up, Mike the 2nd up and both are already talking game. Mike trying to turn Danielle against the Season 6 cast, talking about how no one can break their bond from last year. Um... same goes for you and Will you shithead. Danielle thinks she's safe with Mike and she might be since last night James & Mike talked about getting rid of Alison... of course this could be Mike fucking with James.
8 hours later I'm back to watching the feeds. Tons of "bring down Season 6" has occured. Will seems to be the one pulling back or just not caught on the feeds talking about this so Mike is the one on the mission to turn the whole house against Season 6. And it's working. Nakomis is talking to George about helping vote out Danielle. Alison is now talking with Erika about voting out Season 6 and having a secret alliance between the 2, working both sides and staying under the radar.
Now if Janelle uses POV and takes off Danielle, then everything Mike has been working for is fucked. Will will be up on the block against Alison, Alison doesn't want to leave and will campaign to get him out while Mike works to get out Alison. The whole Mike 1inch Dick alliance will implode and all fucking Janelle has to do is use POV.
The question is when Janelle uses POV, how does HOH pick a new nominee? I'm betting a new twist is that POV holder will be the one put whoever they want up on the block. A whole new POV power... only brainstorming here. We'll have to wait until Tuesday for the POV ceremony.
I have no faith in Season 6 if they don't use the POV. Idiots will they be! Dumbass Janelle will be. [Star Wars reference!] I will look forward to their demise if POV is not used.
Throughout the rest of the evening, Marcellas and Erika are talking about now switching their vote to getting out Danielle. Marcellas will just about do anything to help get Danielle out because God forbid she fuck him over again and forever get him in the fetal position... he just wants her out.
Here's how Erika is completely stupid when it comes to making a deal with Alison. She has only asked Alison who she would put up if she had HOH. Of course Alison said "Janelle" but what if Janelle is gone before Alison can do it herself and Alison has HOH after Janelle is gone... Erika should have asked "Who are you going after next?"
People need to start setting themselves up for future fights when Season 6 is gone. Let's face it, when certain "tasks" are done when it comes to taking out Season 6, all new fights and alliances will be born and all new threats will be redirected. Erika should have gotten Alison to say who else in the house besides S6 is a threat. That's what everyone should be doing to start setting themselves up after S6 is gone or taken down to at least 2 members.
I mean come the fuck on, the house will use the final 2 members of S6 as voting power to start getting rid of another four team alliance... Will, Mike, Diane & Nakomis. Just because one team of four is down, don't let another team of four get too strong. Four is four, no matter what fucking season they came from.
Marcellas is pushing to keeping Janelle. He says to get rid of Howie & James but keep Janelle. He also says that if he wins POV the week Janelle is put up, he's taking her off the block... interesting.
All of this fucking happened because of Jase's talk with Will & Mike Loser last night. Then Jase talked with Alison and then everything snowballed into the Big Brother All Stars VS Season 6. Damn it.
Apparently there's talk of a new rumored alliance built outside of the house, between Jase and Alison. It's spreading like a STD inside the house. Marcellas knows of it, Erika does as well and Mike Butthole. But Janelle doesn't believe it to be true since Jase was the one who brought up Alison's name for eviction this week. Fuck I know what the hell is going on with this rumor.
Janelle, Jase & Marcellas are talking about dreams of other houseguests. They think it's a sign that someone is coming into the house, like I KEEP saying over and over, more All Stars are coming, at least 2!!! Maybe even after a double eviction week. Janelle is talking as if Danielle is going home... no need to use POV but not actually saying she's not going to use it... FUCK.
"This is going to be one fucking crazy season." says Marcellas in HOH room.
Oh damn, 9pm BB time, Janelle & Marcellas are in the HOH room talking game and Marcellas brings up that his "crus" on Mike is "expanding by the days" because he really had "a nice chat" in the backyard. Mike was asking what kind of guys does Marcellas date and M tells Janelle that he'd date Mike, like today. And that Mike had a "smell" about him, not sure what it was from, whether working out or something else... Janelle took the words out of my mouth. "Gross" But M does say that he isn't falling for Mike and be done in by him. He says that Mike has to address that hair, workout more, get his eyebrows done, he has a weird nose... just a whole list of negative things.
Janelle brings up "wiggers" and says Mike said "wangsters" and then Marcellas and Janelle both agree that Kevin Federfuck is "fine" and "cute". Then Will W. from Season 5 is brought up. That he's cute and that he should have been put in the house with them but Marcellas says Will W. now has a boyfriend. That M should have snagged Will W. sooner. And that Marcellas likes white boys- I mean guys. He also loves James' lisp.
Marcellas then jokes that none of them really wants him and that the guys of the house would "flat bag it" with M if they thought it would get them closer to the 500,000 dollars. I'm guessing our gay boy is sexually frustrated.
10:30pm BB time, Kaysar is chatting with Marcellas, Janelle and Erika in the HOH room about voting out Alison. From what I'm gathering, Marcellas is upset that Danielle isn't the main target yet he announces he's not here to play an "emotional game". Now they're all leaving. Has Janelle used the POV yet? What the fuck is going on?
Later Will is trashing feed watchers and website owners who requested an interview with him. He then goes on to say that he said Janelle would make the other girls "was really hot" and "might cause problems with the other girls" and Diane is right next to Janelle when Will is saying all this. So true since Diane is such a messed up Cunt when she feels the need to trash Janelle for no valid reason... but then I'm a Cunt for calling Diane a cunt.
When something smells fishy... Diane is nearby!
Upstairs Marcellas is still upset with S6 wanting Alison out. He's talking with Erika saying that Janelle needs to let someone from her Season go. Marcellas then asks Erika if Alison should be targeted next week... Erika thinks for good reason and then delivers a "no" to M who is completely unaware of Erika & Alison's new secret alliance. Everyone's getting played, even Marcellas.
July 11th: It's about 1:20am BB time and everyone but James, Mike, Alison & George are upstairs sharing dream stories while awaiting Will to tell his BIG ghost story. Howie is working out and not listening. It's almost like a fucking slumber party for 4 year olds. Funny moment just happened, Will, among others, is feeling sorry for George who's sleeping outside because he snores... and after repeated "poor George" comments Nakomis chimes in with "he's a grown ass man". Jase says "damn straight Nakomis" and everyone super loves NAK!
Everyone is getting along despite Danielle most likely leaving Thursday... of course anything can happen in the next day or so.
Also, people are emailing me and I'm reading on other BB sites that the POV ceremony has come and gone... I just completely missed it. Haven't heard anyone talk about the POV ceremony and if there's a twist. Well James yesterday did explain the new rules that if both HOH's can't agree on 2 nominees, they become the nominees and then whoever wins POV becomes the person of power that week because they can pull themselves or anyone off the block and put whoever they choose on the block. Very interesting. Love the twist.
Back to the true life ghost story that has yet to unfold.
Oh wait, Will is talking about the whole mega fight that happened during season 2 when the basketball court was not rewarded because a contestant smoked when she wasn't suppose to. Then everyone flipped, Shannon threw a bag of potato chips at her, Justin and some old guy was fighting, Will was told not to leave the Diary room for an hour but he could hear everyone fighting and everyone was being told to go to separate rooms. Funny story. Will is just super dreamy when he tells engaging stories. Just put on a shirt when you do it Doctor Evil.
Back to the Will's ghost story. In short, he was about 13 years of age, the time when he was jerking off, talking to girls and playing GI Joe. Anyways, he and his family moved into a really old house. His father's friend came over for dinner one night and walked past a room where he mentioned an old woman sitting by herself. The family freaked out quietly and the guy excused himself saying he couldn't stay for dinner.
Another time one if Will's dad's friend dropped a package at the back door and said he saw an old woman come up to the doorway but she wouldn't answer the door. Will's father finally found out who the woman was and they got a priest to do stuff to the house and the house has since been free of her old spirit. Will tells the story better.
Right now they are whispering "Get Out" and it sounded freaky while I typed. I MEAN FUCKING FREAKY.
And we get akward around 11:45 BB time, Kaysar, Danielle, James, Nakomis & Janelle are talking outside on the couch about random crap... but then Kaysar starts talking on women's behalf and it seems Nakomis isn't interested in hearing a man attempt to talk on behalf of women so she talks over him to Janelle about her nephew. That's an example of reading people, Nakomis has no interest in this kind of male behaviour so she talks to someone else. I mean James and Danielle are into the conversation but Nakomis isn't. Janelle even breaks away from Nakomis to chime in her 2 cents but Nakomis stays quiet.
That is another way you learn to play Big Brother... test people's reactions and pull back, even if you think you or the other person is "overreating"... pull the fuck back on your opinions. Learn to assume that you can never speak on women's behalf in front of someone like Nakomis.
Maggie trash talking begins from James & Janelle. "... and then she won. Good job [clapping]" As Maggie's game plan comes into question- BY KAYSAR, about how simple her game play was. He doesn't understand why James give Maggie so much credit... same goes for you Kaysar, people give you more credit then you deserve. Prove us wrong this season. Oh wait, you didn't tell Janelle to use POV to put up Will so he can campaign against Alison and fuck up the other side of the house, stupid move number one.
Marcellas joins in the conversation but listens. Kaysar continues to not give the Nerd Herd credit for their game plan of not turning on their own alliance- wait, Janelle brought up the fact that Maggie still has never admitted to "playing" the game the way she did by using the idiots of the house to win. That includes Howie!
Later, in the kitchen, Mike "Grow Up Already" Shithead is wearing an upside down open hat... hard to explain... listening to Erika tell him that S6 said something regarding voting out Alison. "For your own safety you have to vote out Alison." He asks who said this, she said "the other side". Mike smiles all smug "all three of them?" and "that's what I figured"... idiot. Shut the fuck up, you haven't figured out shit yet. It's week mutha fucking one.
Mike Wannabe Teenager follows Erika into the bathroom area and discuss that if he is "willing to risk it, will you be with us?" So maybe he's thinking about kicking out Alison but I doubt it.
Minutes later Marcellas is in the red room whispering with Alison that the plan is to get out Danielle. The "secret" Danielle & James alliance is fucking brought up again, but that's such bullshit. EVERYONE has an alliance with someone already!!!
Janelle and Jase working out in, well the workout room. We find out Jase doesn't have to do cardio, at all, to keep this body the way it is. MUTHA FUCKER. Kaysar also came in chatting with Janelle. We find out Janelle has a hard time on the threadmill without noise to keep her motivated. She brings up various examples and Kaysar brings up "or like someone standing next to you". Kaysar, get out, she doesn't want a closet case. I'm such an asshole when I type.
Howie is amazingly creepy this season. At some point in the past few days Will made a comment that Howie is quoting something Will said that Will doesn't even remember. Okay so right now, 4:28pm, Howie is outside with a shirtless Kaysar and a shirtless Will, all taking turns lifting the barbell.
At one point Will starts doing a barbell set and with each rep he's shouting "Morbid obesity, cholesterol, pushing 300, gut hanging down like a pregnant ???, nipples like pepperoni" Funny shit... but then Howie copies Will and continues to be completly unoriginal. Howie is such a loser as he laughs at himself. What the fuck is up with Howie, he keeps getting so fuckin incredibly uncomfortably close to Will. Even as a gay man here I find that fucking creepy. Down with Howie.
Will and Kaysar continue their workout inside in the gym due to Big Brother having an indoor lockdown. Howie follows Will and continues his old old old old old old old jokes.
Fast forward hours later and the BB time is 7:40pm. We find Will and Mike in the bathroom talking about that if they didn't do pilates or make fun of Howie or do anything they did that CBS wouldn't have a show.
Outside, Jase & Janelle are talking yet again whether to get out Alison or Danielle. I also just found out from a PC friend that earlier Nakomis was talking about how Will and Mike are "bullying" her to do what they want but James is her main target. Then over at JU's we find out that Will, Mike and Howie were talking about fucking Nakomis. Will would "go down" on her while Mike would fuck her from behind after 10 drinks.
Howie joins in the conversation and Jase tells him that "Hurricane Howie" should come out at Nakomis because Jase knows that Howie isn't the biggest fan of her. Predictable and Useless Howie brings up the whole "don't make fun of Monica" request Nakomis wanted and Howie as for some reason took it so fucking personally that it is scary.
Over in the backyard hammock, Danielle and Nakomis are chatting and Danielle basically just tells N "do what's best for you in this game". Goodbye Danielle. 10 minutes pass and neither say anything of value to each other. Danielle just says again "do what's best for you in this game".
Erika and Janelle are chatting on the backyard couch and we catch Erika telling Janelle that the new POV twist has everyone scared. That the house use to be "divided". Both quickly rush upstairs to the HOH and Janelle asks "was there some kind of plan I wasn't aware of?" Alison's name is brought up. If you are unaware of the new POV twist, the person who holds the POV has the power to put anyone on the block if they choose. This week, if the house vote is split 5-5, the POV holder, Janelle, gets to send who she wants home.
Erika begins to spill everything including her "secret" alliance with Alison. Erika now trusts Janelle. She tells Janelle that Will, Mike, Diane, Nakomis & Marcellas were going to vote to get out Danielle but when they heard of the new POV twist, the house now wants to get rid of Alison because if the house is split, Janelle can send home Alison if she chooses. Erika also believes the new power in the house is Season 5. Jase, Diane, Nakomis with an added in Alison makes a new alliance of four. Janelle still finds it hard to believe that Jase and Alison are working together.
Now according to Tuesday's BBAS show Jase hates Diane and Nakomis by comparing their home lives to that of the "dumpster" POV challenge. This looks to be Erika working her angle to get out Alison. After 15 minutes, Janelle is completely as confused as I am when it comes to Erika attempting to play the game. Erika ends this whole madness with asking Janelle to keep this between them 2.
Erika finally heads downstairs and up goes Danielle just a few minutes later. Janelle starts sharing Erika's information to Danielle. So much for keeping that information between Janelle and Erika! Janelle is basically saying that Jase is responisble for putting up Danielle and Alison, not her. Erika joins the conversation and just came from talking with Chicken George saying he doesn't know who he's voting for BUT Danielle just said that she and CG shook hands and that if he doesn't vote Danielle out, she will never vote to get CG out.
Danielle doesn't believe Will will vote to keep in Alison but Janelle is telling D that he will vote to keep Alison because she is going after Janelle... for Will. Basically doing his dirty work for him.
Great NOW Janelle fucking says that she should have used the POV to pull off Danielle! DAMN IT. Right now Erika and Janelle are talking about going up to CG to "promise" him something to help keep Danielle. They are aware that Alison is right now talking with CG.
In the backyard, Alison is calling in her whiny voice to chat with Marcellas. She is asking Marcellas to promise or tell George that if he votes to keep Alison that Marcellas will promise not to put him if M gets HOH. It looks like George has become the KEY player this round. The deciding vote to have the vote tie or send Danielle home with a vote of 6-4. If George is smart, he'll vote to tie the house and let Janelle be the villian, she's already a target, this tie breaking vote would just make her target bigger.
Inside, George is making dinner and Janelle is watching him while Alison gathers dishes. Both need to talk to him and find out what he's FUCKING DOING. Amazing... can't wait to see this storyline play out Thursday!
Oh, now Diane and Alison are talking in the red room. George has requested that Nakomis and Diane both approach George and promise him that they won't put him up next week. If this works, George will vote to evict Danielle because stupid Janelle and James have repeatedly said that they want to put up George. Alison will make it her "personal mission" tonight to keep George away from Erika all night.
So what does Alison do... she goes outside to talk with James and Marcellas, leaving George in the house. Now Alison is in the storage with Nakomis telling her to promise him that he's safe next week but Nakomis holds back with a response and Alison senses that it's not okay to once again speak for Nakomis in this game. Nakomis already brings up that she has gotten George to agree to vote Danielle out without having to do all this. Stupid Alison.
Diane, so far, has never been considered a "threat" in the house. Interesting...
Oh wait, George is talking with Danielle in the storage room. He's questioning her regarding her relationships with players outside of the house. Danielle is upset because CG thinks she's lying about something. He said he needs to "digest" the information. He knows he's the swing vote, she denied knowing he's the swing vote and all she has to say is help the house vote in a tie and let Janelle be the bigger target. Simple as that.
Danielle just came up the HOH room and started to go about George. If she leaves the game Thursday she is making sure this side of the house that includes S6 should not trust George and that he's a dirty player. When he said "it's a game" she flipped out calling him a "Mofo", of course behind his back.
Janelle is going into the hot tub to talk with Marcellas and that no one else go to talk to him except her. She also says "we're fucked. I fucked us" meaning her Season 6 alliance. Again, NOW she regrets not using the POV on Danielle.
She leaves and Danielle can't believe it, she thinks her game is done but not really done until Thursday.
In the workout room Janelle is talking with Marcellas trying to get him to help her in keeping Danielle in the game and she'll "promise" him anything. She just said that if it ever came down to choosing him over Kaysar, James or Howie, that she'll pick him over them. She promises. "I promise. She's [Alison] coming after me."
Marcellas says he can not vote out Alison because he wants Danielle out. She says that if she has POV and he's on the block that she'll save Marcellas. "Let me think". Janelle keeps asking him to think about it. "I will". Janelle says there's no one else I can go to. She just said George is a "fucking liar". She says it again and ends with "I hate him".
Oh shit, upstairs, in front of the HOH room, Erika & Alison are exchanging information under low whispers. It seems their secret alliance is still ON or it could be Erika is getting information out of her nemesis from her season. Downstairs Janelle is talking openly with George in the kitchen but nothing of importance except that George is saying "it's a game. it is what it is". Yeah fucker, wait until you're on the block!
Back to Erika and Alison, A is telling E that she will not put her up on the block but has doubts. This hosue is going nuts tonight with talk of either Danielle going home or Alison leaving. Erika now has to talk to Mike about something regarding her vote.
Erika is now in the red room with Alison and Diane. Alison wanted Diane to be a "witness" to promising Erika that she won't put her up if she's HOH. But in my opinion, that promise is shit now because POV holder has the newest power of the house, pulling who they want off the block and putting who they want on it.
Diane is now putting more doubt in Alison's head because the house keeps changing from D or A to evict. Alison is now questioning Diane's intentions and what the house is doing now. James walks in stopping all talk. He lays on the red room couch looking around and Diane says that he always looks like he's up to something. A matter a fact, he is because according to Tuesday's show, James is going around the house breaking up talk between the other side.
Then James wonders what Big Brother is going to do to them next week and then Alison and James both hear the people behind the walls laughing.
Upstairs Janelle and Marcellas are talking in the HOH room. Marcellas just said "okay" and has agreed to vote out Alison with Erika. That's enough to say "fuck you" to George for his vote and take out Alison. Yeah! Janelle also said Howie isn't great in this game. Voting will be done in the morning and Marcellas hopes to stay away from Alison the rest of the night.
Now Marcellas and Janelle are studying the house from inside the HOH room for the HOH comp Thursday.
And I must of missed it but Alison was hiding in the large vase under the spiral staircase. Sneaky girl. And MIke Boogie just flashed his junk and I caught it on my crappy camera. Missed it with the screencaps but not like anyone cares.
Upstairs in HOH room, Janelle is talking with Erika about Marcellas voting out Alison. James is also in the HOH room basically telling Janelle that if the house is tied, Janelle has to vote out Alison. Erika agreeing to getting out Alison now. Back and forth, fucking back and forth. And this is all within the FIRST week!!!
To Evict Alison: James, Howie, Kaysar, Marcellas, Erika
To Evict Danielle: Will, Mike, Diane, Nakomis, George
July 12th: Just past midnight, Marcellas and Nakomis are talking in the kitchen about how Alison has played too hard. Nakomis is still uneasy about Alison using Nak's name to benefit her. Marcellas tells her not to tell anyone that he thinks Will & Mike need to be broken up more than Season 6.
On the backyard hammock, Marcellas and Erika starts talking about Will and how he sends out Mike to do his work for him. Marcellas also told E about Janelle understanding that she will have to let go of some of her Season 6 members to further herself in the game. And earlier Mike came to Marcellas boasting that they "have the numbers" and Marcellas laughs because Mike no longer has the numbers... as of tonight.
Marcellas has just said in the hammock that if he wins HOH he wants to put James [because of his supposely secret alliance with Danielle], Danielle and George. Marcellas, that's an absolute waste of a HOH but you're the All Star, I'm just a fan. One should go after the ones who will break the house alliances. Marcellas and Erika both love Kaysar but they know if he makes it the final 2, he'll win over anyone... or so they think.
Janelle came outside to James and Howie playing pool. James keeps asking the entire night if he needs to talk to Will and Mike about voting out Alison... man shut the fuck up about this. Now James is ranting about Janelle talking to Jase too early in the game whereas James is over here wanting to talk to Will & Mike that could possibly fuck with the plan to get out Alison. In your own words James, DUMBASS. Howie just sniffed both of his armpits... does he ever wear a fucking shirt?
Now back in the HOH DUMBASS Kaysar wants to talk to Will and Boogie. What the FUCK is wrong with James & Kaysar, shut the fuck up and let the girls take out the girls. Now Kaysar is debating with Erika about how the house will not be divided in 2 as Erika is saying it will be. She and Janelle try to put this point of view on Kaysar and he keeps debating with his own teammaters... Kaysar this is where you pull your opinion back and shut the fuck up. Right now Erika is working with you, just agree with her and let her opinion stand how it is. All he had to say was "it could be split... your right".
Now James and Diane are talking in the living room. About Alison flipping out and Diane not wanting to be A's "babysitter". They head outside to talk. James starts to exchange information. He says that he realizes that at some point his Season will turn on him and Diane says her and Nakomis don't know what to believe anymore out of Alison's mouth. Basically James has decided to work Diane and get a feel where she lies in the game. He wants the vote to be solid.
Diane now brings up Alison's hatred for Janelle and neither know how or where it started. Diane says Alison thinks Janelle put her up but supposely Jase did. Who knows and who cares. Oh wait, Diane is starting to put it out there Danielle should go and leave Alison there. James tells Diane that he was the one that told Janelle to put up Danielle.
James just talked about Diary rooms when it comes to voting. All in one sitting you talk about the pros and cons of each nominee, then say a goodbye message to both and then vote.
Upstairs in the HOH room, Janelle, Howie, Kaysar, Erika and Marcellas are discussing the house and the possible HOH questions and comp.
Majority rules comps have been brought up and this is a game where a question will be asked with an either or answer. The majority of the house picks an answer and the people who don't vote with the majority of the house are eliminated. But if a giant alliance goes into the Majority Rules game and wants to get rid of anyone they want, all they have to do is vote for the 2nd answer given.
Okay let's say Alison leaves Thursday. Now there's S6's alliance playing that includes Howie, Kaysar, Marcellas, Erika, James and Danielle. Since Janelle has won HOH she won't be playing. Neither will Jase. That leaves Will, Mike, Nakomis, George and Diane playing. George is an idiot and will be out, so I'm assuming. Here's the first HOH game question:
Between Will and Mike, who would drop to ther knees first to give the other a blow job? Will or MIke?
Now everyone in your alliance, and this can only work if your alliance outnumber the people you hate, all keep voting the same until the undesired people are gone from the comp. If your alliance is less than the desired hated participants then you wait to hear who Julie Chen says is elminated and then once your alliance outnumbers those you hate, you can start voting for the same answer by always voting for the 2nd choice.
Hard to excute but a flawless plan, well, it's only flawless if no one on your alliance is Howie. I just thought it was an interesting way to play the game if Majority Rules is the HOH game this Thursday.
Jase is up after sleeping thanks to George's snoring and has joined James and Diane outside talking. They discussed being fully aware of Alison hiding in the giant pot/vase under the spiral staircase. And that she was in there for almost 2 hours. James thinks that's nuts but HELLO Ivette laid on the ground and talked about hiding here and there last season.
Damn it's 2:30 BB time and Diane has already talked with Boogie about Erika not voting their way and that Alison has a good chance leaving tomorrow. Boogie rushes to Will to tell him and Will whispers some big game plan to Mike that has him so excited he jumps and claps in the dark. Jase comes in and Will starts telling them his plan and then James interrupts them. Good boy James!
Wait James.. Bad Dog! He's talking with Jase, Will and Mike in the dark. Will is talking about how Kaysar and Howie are "nervous" and denied being in an alliance. Danielle just got up and looks through the spider cage and then leaves into the house. James tells them about Alison's pot antics. They laugh, so loud that it's laugh out loud laughter. It's five minutes later and they're all still laughter. What I think is laughable is James looks like he's trying to get in with Will and Mike. One person like James can not use 2 people like Will and Mike, they will use James as many times as they need until they are done with him.
After James goes into the other room to sleep, Mike is up talking with Jase. I can't make it out but I think they are going to try and threaten the S6 people by saying if you guys win with one of us, we're not agreeing and we'll be put on the block and you'll go home... but there's a flaw in that plan, you nominate yourself and one of the S6, and they are taken off the block and the POV holder isn't your friend and puts your alliance member next to you... you're fucked.
The time is now 5:12pm BB time and some good stuff has happened since my last viewing. Everyone knows about Alison and her vase/pot incident. HOH was given a camera and told to take 100 pictures in one hour, Jase and Janelle both wrote in their HOH blog and oh yeah, apparently Erika has gone around this morning switching the vote to a possible uniamous vote. But for which side? Some believe to evict Danielle, others believe Alison. We'll have to wait until Thursday's live eviction.
Alison believes Nakomis has "changed" her mind regarding keeping Alison in the house. Kaysar also got into the pot/vase underneath the spiral staircase just to see if he could fit in it while others laughed and Alison was sitting on a kitchen stool the whole time. Also, when the HOH's were taking pictures, Alison got in the pot a bit embarrassed and let them take pictures of her in it. Well, if Alison does go we still have stupidity left in Howie.
And something's wrong with Camera 1 and 2 because I got a "we're sorry the cams are fucked up, come back later" message and now all four cameras are one room. Usually camera 1 and 2 are on one conversation while camera 3 and 4 are on another part of the house. Well what do I expect, cheap ass feeds this season and cheap ass service. Everyone who's capturing images are getting the choppy block pixel effect.
Oh, now Will and Mike have already somewhat threatened the Season 6 cast already because Janelle just asked Jase if Will would really disagree just to put any of the S6 cast on the block as well as putting himself up to be evicted. More mind games. Jase and James both agree that Will doesn't want to leave, Janelle says "that's scary".
Jase and James just joked that Nakomis and both of them took a picture with the girl who created the backdoor method in the game that got both of them out of the game. They say they were both "six fingered".
Big Brother just announced an indoor lockdown. Janelle and James said that they must be starting to build the HOH comp outside.
I jump back online about 3 hours later and we find Janelle, James and Jase in the same room talking. They're fucking chatting about Peter Brady being inside the house. Wow... Evict someone already and let's start week 2.
Will, Mike and Danielle are in the HOH room talking more about Will wanting to be put up on the block next week and voted out because he doesn't want to be in sequestor because of his job. Fuck you Will, get out now and send in another Big Brother All Star player. Danielle continues to trash Alison's game plan this season.
Danielle also explained to Will & Mike the house's "Mr & Mrs Smith" alliance theory. Danielle thinks Diane and Jase are the "Mr & Mrs Smith" alliance because Jase told something along the lines of Angelina Jolie to Diane during the first HOH comp. She also suspects that Alison was working with them and that's why Jase was pushing for her to get out of the house. Again, just assumptions and theories gone crazy.
Danielle also said that the reason why S6 stays further in the game is because they are "huge" targets and the longer they stay in the house, the more the target is off your own back. Smart but not flawless DUMBASS, you never keep an alliance that big in the game just because you think no one is coming after you. They have a great chance winning back to back HOH's and POV's. Stupid.
Mike just said Howie & Janelle are playing like "an average strategy", or something like that. Mike also says that Howie and Kaysar only won HOH once each last year and James never won. Then they start trashing Howie and how he doesn't understand the bigger picture to anything going on in the house or game. All agree Nakomis is "extremely smart".
Will is now saying that if he gets on food restrictions next week and the penalty nomination is given to those who eat something other than let's say PB&J, he will eat something and force BB to bring out another nominee chair. Will is putting it out there that he's ready to go and people are not taking him seriously but for some reason are not looking at him as a threat, more like, if he's gone, he's gone.
The project of the house should be to get Will out because he already won a season, no one else in the house has won the game and yes the S6 has a four person alliance but none of them have won. Fuck if I know why the house is allowing Will to stay in the game.
The inside lockdown is finally over and almost everyone heads out. Kaysar is running around with a big beach ball treating it like a soccer ball. Keep that amazing body going Kaysar!
Nakomis and Diane are on the hammock. Nakomis brings up that no one from "that side" has come up to talk to her. I think this just adds more reasons to her goal in getting out Season 6 cast. Kaysar comes running by, running laps around the yard. Oh very sexy Kaysar, the sweat is just glistening in the backyard moonlight. Janelle is walking laps around the yard as well.
And now Kaysar is playing with his hair, rolling it around his finger. He always does this. It's cute as it is unusual.
Upstairs in the HOH room Will is still in there talking about how everyone will "throw" the HOH comp tomorrow so that they won't be there be nominated if Will win's HOH with them. If that was the case, Will should be the one throwing it and let everyone else play. Will contiues to believe he is brillant. He's more just used and over with.
Mike and Jase are revealing another BB secret. Basically the show will say people are from various parts of the United States but are actually all living in the same area or major cities such as New York. Example, Will, Shannon, Sheryl and Hardy all live in Florida, quite close to each other but on the show they all lived across the U.S. Same with Holly from Season 5, she lived in Los Angeles but was listed as living elsewhere.
About 10 pm BB time, Marcellas is talking about going to a porn shop during the day and the clerk recognized him. Mike, Will, Janelle and Howie are listening and joking with Marcellas about his need for gay pornstars.
The time is 11:46pm BB time and Howie, Marcellas, Mike and Erika are talking in the bathroom... about blow jobs. Mike asked Marci aka Marcellas if he would blow Howie if it guarenette him in the top 3. Marcellas says no. Howie also says that he wants to fuck Marcellas while he has some girl's breasts in his face. Howie says he'll give Mike a hand job to get him to the final 3 and a blow job to get him to the final 2. "No question about it".
Marcellas is suppose to talk to Nakomis later tonight about what Will & Mike are doing. If you don't know, Will and Mike are trying to scare everyone into not playing for HOH so that W & M can win together. Supposely if you win with either one, they won't "agree" with nominating 2 people and have you and them put on the block for eviction. Just a scare tatic.
Mike brings up in the bathroom that out of 14 people, an agrument has yet to break out. Well if you would all stop being so fucking fake to each other we'd have 10 fights already! Just give it time Mikey... give it time.
July 13th: Fun is had in the bathroom with Marcellas, Howie, Kaysar and Alison. Howie says "A Johnson is a johnson" to Marcellas as he tries to get him to show off his "pee pee". Marcellas says no and "It's better hard and you're not going to see it hard." Then a shirtless Kaysar walks by and Marcellas tells him "You can see it whenever you want to hard..." to which Kaysar never says no. I'm telling you Kaysar is Gay! He is!
Gross, Howie just admitted that he loves it when a hot girl farts on him. God Howie, the gays don't want you, the straights don't want you, stick to dildos and blow up dolls for sex... idiot. And now I'm just waiting for Kaysar to get out of the shower... cause I'm a perv just like Howie! LOL Waiting for a dick shot to deliver to my readers.
Damn it, Kaysar goes into the shitter to change from his towel to this clothing. Jase opened the door and got a glimpse of something... and then when Kaysar walks out Jase says "I didn't see America's favorite mini house guest... thank God".
It's 11:00am BB time and Everyone is up either cleaning, eating breakfast or showering. Live show is in about 6 hours for the houseguests. Big Brother announced everyone that it was time to get up, apparently Alison was the one still sleeping because last night she was wired like no other HG in past seasons. Kaysar joked with her in the bathroom that they need a taser to take her down the next time she acts like that.
Okay, so the live show has happened and everyone on every coast has seen it.
Fuck yeah. Since almost everyone in the house has turned against Season 6's cast, Kaysar, Janelle, James & Howie, well they have become the underdogs and are fighting to stay. Fuck Will. Fuck Mike. And sorry Nakomis. She almost had it. And what's up with Alison being nice on her exit interview with Julie Chen, that was so un-All Star!
The feeds came up after the live show and everyone looked quiet, shocked... except Season 6! Howie, as usual, freaked out and gloated too much, idiot. Mike walked over to Will to chat with him but the cameras didn't follow so I am unaware of what was said.
Mike quickly went to bed while Will went outside to workout on his own and think. Everyone was on lockdown after the HOH comp and stayed near the kitchen chatting about shit and crap. Marcellas did something stupid, he walked over to Janelle in front of everyone and hugged her. Everyone saw this and whether or not its an issue discussed later, it shows Marcellas and Janelle are closer than everyone thinks. I still think Janelle is going to fuck over Marcellas.... basically Danielle version 2.
Nakomis looks so "fuck" right now, shaking her head and completely speechless. As lockdown ended and people started going outside the talking began. First Jase and Nakomis were trying to discuss what happened when Janelle walked over repeatedly breaking up their talk.
Later on inside James and Howie were discussing who to put up this week in the storage room. James thinks putting up Will in the 2nd week is bad because Will will turn the whole house even more against Season 6. Um... hello Dumbass, they already are after you!!! He just wants to keep around Will to benefit him.
Idiot Howie still wants Nakomis out because she told Mike to stop making fun of Monica and this kind of joking makes Howie laugh so when he heard she wanted it stop he thought she was doing in to piss him off. Idiot. He continues to want to go after Nakomis just because Mike said Nakomis made him stop. But Howie has yet to ask Nakomis "did you tell him to stop" and continues to assume she said this. Someone told Howie that Mike said this probably to turn houseguests against each other. Howie's still an idiot.
Jase and Janelle are talking on an outside couch about Will and then they both decide to get up and stop Will and a now awake Mike from talking game in the hottub. Janelle though doesn't stick around and let's Jase talk game with the 2. Will assumes he's going up and he's talking about getting POV and pulling one of them two off and putting up someone and then turning the house against the person put up thus saving Will and Mike from being evicted.
Jase is agreeing. Jase has become this season's James, jumping from both sides. Later Jase goes into the house and finds Janelle in the bug room. He hand delivers one of Will and Mike's game plans. The one where Mike and Will try to strike a deal with Kaysar. Janelle trusts Jase. Tsk Tsk Tsk.
Janelle finally tells Jase that the only target to go after this week is Will. Jase brings up Chicken George but Janelle is smart by telling Jase "who wants to waste a week on George?" Smart girl. It looks like Will is the main target. Kaysar also wants Will out. James and Howie want different people out but they are not HOH. Kaysar always listens to Janelle. Problem with Janelle is James can get her thinking too hard and almost changing her mind thus causing Kaysar to change his mind. Women with gorgous breasts... what's a straight man to do?
Upstairs, just outside the HOH room, Nakomis and Diane are talking about how they have to figure out what Season 6 is going to do. Season 6 has agreed to not talk to anyone outside of their alliance. But Janelle will talk with Marcellas. Howie will talk with the wall. And James will talk with Will and Mike. But everyone has agreed not to talk to Jase. Diane and Nakomis are running through who won't be nominated. Janelle, James, Howie, Marcellas, Erika- Then George's name is brought up and Diane says Kaysar "hates" George. Shut up Diane, he's going after Will... well he better go after Will.
Kaysar just came out of the Diary room and Janelle & Howie come running out of the bug room with hug smiles. Kaysar yells out who wants to see his HOH room and everyone starts going upstairs. Howie shouts to Will to get his "fat ass" upstairs and then says "you skinny pale ass doctor" but then playfully apologizes.
With some minor trouble Kaysar opens the door to a whole new HOH room with a darker tone versus the clear design tone that was seen last week. Everything seems different, new chairs, new bedding, new furniture, a black color theme.
Will, Mike and Jase were the last to go upstairs because they were in the hot tub. Camera zoomed in on Mike's vacant smile as he stood back near the door watching everyone. Stupid DUMBASS. And guess who was the first to leave. Broken Ego Mike. Will and Jase soon followed seconds after. Outside of the HOH room, audio feeds overlap and we get Mike saying something about "perfoming for the cameras" and "they love these guys". I guess his Broken Ego is upset. Mike, the 35 year old teenager. Grow the fuck up.
After everyone leaves and Howie & Kaysar are left, game plan is on! Kaysar just said that he beat Nakomis in chess and that she isn't a big threat. Howie is now pushing to get Nakomis out but also brings up the new- God I hate typing this but the new Chilltown: Jase, Mike and Will. Howie's idiot plan is to turn Chilltown against Nakomis and her following. Janelle enters and says its "bullshit" that James isn't up there talking. She says he hates him sometimes because he isn't talking with them right now to put a bigger target on Janelle and Kaysar.
And then here comes James. KNOCK KNOCK. Janelle now ask James why he doesn't hang with them. He says he gets information from others when he hangs out with others. James says something about targeting Season 6 but Janelle says we're already a target. James brings up Jase and how Janelle doesn't see Jase as a target. She continues to not agree with James on Jase's position in the house.
They also talk about Mike and his bad attitude. This is an almost heated fast paced game talk about who to target. Jase's name keeps getting brought up but Kaysar is trying to stop the talk. Howie just said that Jase is the James of this year. Good job Howie. Good fucking job!
Before James leaves they talk about putting him 2 people from 2 different alliances. Um... this would turn the house attention at you in a fit of anger rather than just targeting you because of numbers. Go after one alliance- wait, but then both alliances could campaign each other and cause arguments between them.
Janelle and Howie are still pushing Nakomis' name to Kaysar. Janelle is now giving shout outs to Alison and laughing about her being gone. Kaysar just brought up that he, Janelle and Howie are the core of the alliance and the other people, Marcellas, Erika and James need to feel safe. Kaysar is stupid, Janelle just said that the 2 votes to keep Alison were from Diane and Nakomis and he said no it wasn't them. Dumbass.
Now they are looking to create problems within the house. They want to nominate Will and Nakomis. Diane will have to choose between Will and Nak, most likely she will choose Nak. Mike will work to get out Nakomis. They have to take one strike to cause problems. Sounds more interesting than my boring ol' nominate Will and Mike.
The problem with their idea is that Nakomis' side is still coming after Season 6 because the remain the biggest alliance. Will and Mike, one of them deserve to go home. The house agrees one of them should go home. Next week if Nak gets HOH, yes she's coming after Season 6 but not with anger or agression. Just coming after a big alliance. With no anger. Leave Nak out of the nomination talk!
Oh my god, after 20 minutes of talk Kaysar just brought up my point I just wrote about! If they go after both alliances they might just "join forces" and come after Season 6, get them out and then start targeting each other. Kaysar is thinking about going after one alliance.
Great they just came up with putting up Diane and Nakomis. Diane will come back with a vengence because Nakomis is the target and Diane will think Will & Mike made a "deal" to stay off the block and will be their word against Season 6's. But will Diane fall for it. All three seem happy about this. Too happy. Kaysar.. think harder. Diane and Nakomis do not have the drive to build a stronger alliance, Will & Mike does. Fuck them over, not the ladies of the house! FUCK!
Diane will be upset with Nakomis leaving and join Will, Mike and Jase to come after Season 6. Kaysar is making another idiot move. As they battle each other George, Marcellas, Danielle and Erika are riding safe for the next 2 weeks. Kaysar is laughing like he's smart. Whatever.
This is ridiculous, Kaysar is talking a mile a minute about everyone's intentions and decisions before they happen. This is why he lost last season and this is why he'll loose again. He's way too happy because he thinks he's going to turn the house upside down. Now he wants to set everyone up and see "where the chips fall".
I can see Jase wanting to get rid of Nakomis who created the five finger plan, the plan that got out both Jase during their season and James during season 6. Now Janelle is trying to get downstairs to stop Howie from telling James what's really going on. Everytime she goes for the door Kaysar won't shut up talking high and mighty. Marcellas was right, Kaysar is so... not the player everyone thinks he is.
Janelle finally leaves and Kaysar gives a big SIGH of relief that his MASTERFUL plan is about to start. Bitch you came up with this in less than an hour, it ain't flawless. You've got 24 hours to think this over, come up with plan B and C. Damn it Kaysar!
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HGTV Design Star . David
Series Premiere July 23rd on HGTV. David appears queer but could just be a meterosexual that's borderline gay. He's has hot as Project Runway 3's Robert Best, now he's gay... not unless he's straight living in West Hollywood and always using the word "fabulous".
Oh yes, HGTV's Design Star features Ex Trading Spaces designer Vern Yip as a judge. He's so freakin' hot. Thank reality God for all the new gay men on TV this summer!
And Thanks Google for helping me find Design Sponge!
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Playstation 2 . Yakuza
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Big Brother All Stars . Show Opening
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July 12, 2006
Big Brother 2 . Bunky The Master
This is the profile that is rippin' through all the Big Brother All Star websites. I couldn't believe it. A crying, weeping hairy furball is now a master who's into "spit, piss on you and in your mouth, verbal abuse, cum in your face and down your throat, ordered around, forced workouts (push ups with me sitting on your back, situps while I gut punch you), lick my entire body, eat my hairy ass while I sit on your face, gag on my fat cock, nipple torture, ball bashing, relentless gut punching, muscle pounding, ass spanking, raping, fisting, humiliation, degradation, etc."
He then asks "Are you man enough" Um... no. I'm just too vanilla for you Bunky. Holy shit, Imagine if Bunky gets into the house with a "add more allstars" twist. He'll fuck Marcellas or worse... make Marcellas his "bitch".
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July 11, 2006
Real World Músculo . David
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July 10, 2006
Big Brother All Stars . Kaysar At 91 Percent Sexy
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July 9, 2006
Tom Welling . Super Art
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July 8, 2006
Big Brother All Stars . James At 89 Percent Sexy
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July 7, 2006
WWE . Batista Has Returned
Now drenched in sweat every Friday night on UPN's Smackdown, after September, on CW Network.
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July 6, 2006
The Next Undiscovered Reality Star
If this guy can look this good passed out and half naked... he deserves to be The Next Undiscovered Reality Star!
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July 5, 2006
RetroTV . Real World San Diego Moment
Here's a little GuyTVBlog.com secret, the muscled body on top belongs to Brad from The Real World: San Diego!
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July 4, 2006
Happy 4th of July GuyTVBlog Viewers!
I could have posted Mariah singing America the Beautiful but then that would have been the "norm" and kinda boring. You want fireworks! So I found these great RT3 videos by AFBoi that I felt deserve some kind of an American tribute. So Happy 4th of July, hot gay video game players! Everyone else, watch Mariah sing.
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