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August 31, 2006

Big Brother All Stars . Week Eight

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August 25th: In the late evening hours just after midnight we find Erika in the HOH room chatting with Mike about nominations. It seems Erika wants to put up George and Janelle. If either gets POV and takes themselves off then Will goes up.

Of course Mike doesn't like this plan and wants Erika to put up Danielle if this happens. Erika won't. She tells Mike that he has Will and she has Danielle. If Danielle is put up and goes out then she will have on one.

Now Erika asks Mike if both members of Chilltown make it the final 2 will Mike pick Will over her. He gives a half ass answer that isn't yesr and isn't no. Hmm.. could Erika be thinking about putting up both members of Chilltown??? Doubt it. She was making out with Mike again later that night in the HOH room. YUCK.

The time is 1:20 pm in the BB house and Danielle is showering in the HOH room while Erika bathes in the HOH tub. Both are talking about nominations and final four. It seems Erika wants Chilltown in the final four with her and Danielle. Sooo... that means Janelle and George are the targets this week. If one of them comes off the block then Will goes up and the other goes home over Will. Why does everyone want to take Chilltown to the finals???

Well Danielle has now left HOH room and in comes Will. She flat out tells him that Janelle and George are going up as planned earlier and that if either comes off with POV then Will goes home- I mean up. He goes up on the block if someone uses POV.

Will now says that he wants to see a final four of him, Mike, Erika and George. He also says that next week he wants for them to get Danielle out. Interesting. What the hell is Will doing? He now tells Erika that Janelle "can't win POV" but we all know Will & Mike are going to make sure Janelle win POV if they have anything to do with it. So will Big Brother. They'll all fix it so that Janelle doesn't go anywhere this week.

The time is 6:40 pm in the BB house and Erika has made her stupid nominations. Janelle and George on the block. Janelle is the obvious choice but George? Why not Will?!?!? This would force Mike to keep Will in the game over Janelle.

Janelle, Will and Mike are already talkinga about winning POV and getting Janelle off the block so that if Will goes up they have voting power. If neither Janelle or George wins, guess who has fucking voting power again this week... Chilltown. They control who goes out this week. Erika should had put one of them up to prevent this power they have but every fucking week some DUMBASS houseguest gives them power.

August 26th: The time is 2 pm in the BB house and Danielle has come out of the Diary Room after talking to the head doctor and has realized that Will... "is the devil"!!!!

Dani from BB3 is back! FUCK YEAH. Now Danielle is working on Erika this week to get rid of Will! HOLY DOCTOR SHIT! Could this really be happening???

She's right now in the HOH room with Erika telling her that she's going to "scum bag" Chilltown! Wow. Oh damn it. Janelle is still the target because they think Janelle gives Will power. FUCK. But if Janelle gets HOH, expect Will or Mike to be this week's new target. Oh how "scandalous". Danielle nows says that all she has to do is win HOH next but God knows when that's going to happen.

"Unite... the bitch is back" proclaims Danielle to Erika. "It's On".

Little does Danielle know that Erika is secretly working with Chilltown to get out Danielle this week. IF Will does win POV this week he will pull off George thus causing Erika to put up Danielle with Chilltown sending her home. WOW. God Erika is so stupid. Why keep Chilltown as a power of 2 into the final four? I mean WHY FUCKING WHY?

Later Danielle, still in the HOH, is telling Erika that she can't lie anymore in this game. So when Erika hears this she quickly asks why James and her were so "together". Danielle paused for a bit... you could tell she was almost ready to tell the whole truth but then started on some bullshit in the game that she nominated James and lied about what she told him and how he threw POV to let her win was such a gesture that she felt the need to protect James.

Danielle also tells Erika that James called her before the All Star game started and supposely told Danielle that he told he was coming after her because she's such a great player. But others outside of the house believe Danielle and James had a secret alliance going into the house. Who really knows or cares anymore since James is now gone from the house.

Oh Erika's such a bitch. She is telling Danielle that it made the most "sense" to kick out James last week and Danielle quickly reasons with the bitch that Danielle and James were tight and that Erika would have been the "3rd wheel" and that wasn't "fair" to Erika. BULLSHIT. Calling BULLSHIT. Erika is with Mike, isn't Danielle a "3rd wheel" to Erika now?

Damn these housguests.... DAMN THEM TO BB HELL!!!!

Now Danielle's MASTER PLAN is to tell Chilltown some bullshit about "scum baggin" but no one is aware that this Thursday is a Double Eviction...

The time is 8:40 pm in the BB house and everyone is playing POV! For a few hours the houseguests have been hearing loud banging and hammering, something BIG is being built outside for tonight's POV comp.

Erika wants to win it to keep the nominations the same. Danielle wants to win it and get Erika to put up Will. Will and Mike want to win it because they want control and the option to save Janelle this week. Janelle wants to win it so that she can stay another week. George wants to win it so that he can save Janelle... or I assume. Erika may have threaten George that if he does win POV and uses it on Janelle that he will be the one going home.

August 27th: Part 1 Finally the POV comp has ended just before midnight, almost 2 hours long. And guess what?!?!? Guess fucking what?!?!? Come on... Fucking Guess!

Janelle won POV!!! And Will just said "At least it's Christmas tomorrow" meaning their luxury prize of having Christmas BB style is going to happen later today.

Oh please, Danielle just came up to Janelle in the green room and "seriously" hugged her. "You'll see my Diary Room" says Danielle. Now Erika comes and hugs Janelle in the hallway in front of the storage room. Whatever bitch.

George now went into the storage room and hugs Janelle and then she says "it was close". Wonder who almost got it. Anyways Danielle is now up in the HOH room begging for Erika to come up to "talk". God Danielle, hold the fuck back and just wait the fuck up! I'm a big fan of Dani this season but hold the fuck up girl!

Downstairs in the bug room Mike and Will talk to Erika about getting out Danielle. They can't waste this week by getting out George. Erika sits pondering this. Chilltown talk over each other and take turns and just spit out bullshit to get Erika to do what's best FOR THEM! Erika's a dumbass bitch is she listens to them but SOMEONE has to break up Chilltown.

These houseguests need to send someone from Chilltown home because if Chilltown is in the final 3 and one of them wins the final HOH then the other member goes into the final 2 leaving all other STUPID houseguests in the jury and at home. ALL IDIOTS if Chilltown keeps going to the final 2. Will says that with Danielle gone that HE can "battle Janelle one on one" and then leaves the bug room.

Mike and Erika start talking. She asks Mike if he "really" thinks getting rid of Danielle is a better idea than getting rid of Will. He says "NO" in a loud ass whisper. She now asks Mike if they get to the final 3 including herself and CT, is Mike going to take Will to the final 2. Mike, the idiot he is, doesn't tell her yes or NO and says that when "we" get there we will have a "conversation... down the road". She tells Mike that his loyalty is to "him" meaning Will. Will comes back in and they head back into the house.

Looks like Will is going up if I my reading people is correct.

Erika goes into the storage room to have a quick chat with Danielle. Danielle quickly asks "What's the plan"? And then she asks "You're not putting me up"? to which Erika quickly and I mean quickly answers "No". I think Erika is going to fuck over Chilltown... She'd better!

If Danielle goes up... I think we are finally FINALLY finally going to get a bitch cat cunt fight between Danielle and Erika, Erika being the one crying as Danielle screams at her. I can't wait.

Chilltown is holding a secret meeting in the gym going over the "what if" shit and "let's do this" bullshit. Will is trying to tell Mike on what to tell Erika when... Danielle walks in. They stop talking and say "it isn't good" and Danielle keeps asking "why?". Will changes the subject saying that Janelle will win. I'd call Will on changing the subject and to answer her "Why" question.

Mike leaves the gym as Will talks to Danielle as if George is the one to leave this week. Whatever! Oh God, Danielle now says "the only one she really won" was this one meaning the POV comp. Danielle isn't giving Janelle props for everything in the game. Same goes to you Bitch, you ain't won shit! Everything handed to you on a rusty platter!

Will says he life goal now is to get out Janelle. Whatever! Danielle now says if "you" go up then we got the votes to send home George. Now Danielle says that if she's in the final 2 with Janelle, she's "bringing all that up" meaning Everything that was handed to Janelle. Bitch.

What's this? Now Erika is talking with Janelle on what to do. There's talk of getting out Danielle this week and Janelle says that if she gets HOH she will go after Chilltown. Erika is still toying around the idea of screwing Danielle or sending Will to the Jury house.

Erika again asks Janelle if Danielle or Will leave this week. Janelle says Mike. Janelle says Will sucks at comps but Erika says he's throwing them. Janelle doesn't believe he is. Janelle keeps pushing for Danielle to be "scum bagged" this week. Erika brings up that Danielle voted to keep her 3 times this season and maybe she owes her.

Janelle now says Danielle almost bet Janelle this week in the POV comp by only 20 seconds!

Erika says Mike will be mad if Will is sent home this week and if Danielle goes, no one will be mad. Erika says "Oh my God, I have to put her up". Damn it! Again Chilltown fucking gets away with another week of no worries and more voting power. STUPID DUMBASS BITCHES!

Now Janelle says Danielle always goes after the HOH to get them to promise that she won't be put up when the current HOH kinda does want to put her up. Erika reveals that Danielle already did that to her downstairs. Janelle now doesn't believe Mike will win the show if he's in the final 2 but Erika believes Will could win because people "respect" him.

Erika just said it really makes her nervous to leave 2 of them together in the house this week. Janelle keeps pushing that IF she wins HOH this week, one of them will go. BULLSHIT. Well maybe not, Janelle tells Erika that she doesn't like Mike and she doesn't like how they treated her, especially Mike.

"Leaving those 2 together is dangerous" says Erika about Chilltown. But Janelle says that they have 3 weeks to get them out. Janelle is so obvious now that she wants Danielle, her competition, out and in the jury house. I still believe Erika will put up Will since he's so unafraid of going up and leaving the house. Or so he says.

The best plan Will can come up with this week is to tell Erika to put him up and have Danielle and Mike vote out George making everyone come to a truce to go after Janelle next week. We all know Will won't but it's about tricking Hoika into doing what they want.

Janelle leaves and Erika calls in Mike to the HOH room. Mike says that George will be the dumbass of this season who didn't do shit, him and Will will be the assholes, Erika is the big floater of the season and Janelle & Danielle are the front runners to win the show because both of them were "robbed" of their seasons. Interesting.

Erika calls Will a "dangerous player" to which Mike laughs at. Okay, I'm done with this. It will be back and forth forever and a day with Erika until she has to stand up and say who she's going to nominate at the VETO ceremony.

Oh wait, Erika just told Mike that she's afraid of leaving both members of Chilltown in the end because she doesn't want to be the "Diane" of this season with them saying "bros before hoes". Funny! Mike says that if Danielle wins the final HOH she will take Mike over her but who really knows who the final 3 will be. It could be anyone. This is the type of shit you don't listen to when you're HOH.

OHHHh Erika is now telling Mike that she doesn't want to be that "fool" like when Janelle was HOH and they tricked her into putting up Marcellas and sending him home. Mike keeps spewing bullshit so we'll have to see what Erika does. And he does try to scare Erika into imagining that Danielle, him, her and Janelle are in the final four... A "scary" thought according to him.

Mike's MASTER PLAN is to have Erika put up Danielle, then Chilltown will take her aside and tell her they are voting out George, then when the live voting happens, they scumbag her and then 60 seconds later she's out the door and Erika can play innoncent in all of this by telling Danielle on the way out that she didn't know.

Erika really needs to think about the 3 women in the house. All three were "robbed" of their seasons, Will already won it, Mike never came close and George is just George. She really should help get all three girls to the end but Erika wants to take Mike to the final 2, no matter what.

Oh Snap, Erika just asked Mike AGAIN if she gets to the final 2 with Will and Mike, will Mike take her to the final 2. He won't answer yes or no. She tells him it is a "yes or no question". Mike keeps from commiting to Erika as final 2 which may blow up in his face with Erika sending Will home this week.

Erika now tells Mike that she said she would take her to the final 2. Mike says she's lying but Erika doesn't think Danielle is because with Danielle in the final 2 against anyone, she will win it.Mike keeps pushing that Danielle is the one to go home.

Great. Will has come up to the HOH room and Erika says that she OWES Chilltown for staying in the game this long and she doesn't want to be the one to send Danielle out but she's going to have to. FUCKING bitch... Another week Chilltown goes untouched.

Will just slipped about something and Erika asks if they have a deal with Danielle. THEY DID but they lie to Erika telling her Danielle is saying she has a deal with everyone. Wow, ERIKA you dumb BITCH, you getting played!

Will and Mike keep telling Erika that if Will goes home this week then Erika still has 2 girls in the game... but that's the FUCKING exact same thing as having both members of Chilltown in the game.

All Erika has to think is she has more than one connection to gettnig taken to the final 2. George may take Erika. Danielle may take Erika. Mike may take Erika... But Janelle and Will will not take Erika. They will take each other. With Janelle unable to go home right now, that leaves Will. How simple is that???

Will just said that he will throw the game away if they are the final 3. Erika once again asks Mike and he finally agrees to take Erika to the final 2. Will says he will go to the jury house, "do my thing" and then vote. But what Erika doesn't know is that Will will do his "thing" on getting the Jury to vote for Mike to win the game, NOT ERICKA.

DUMB BITCH. Again I say it. DUMB BITCH.

The time is 1:10 pm in the BB house and everyone is asleep. Why are they asleep... because they had CHRISTMAS earlier!

Supposely Neil Patrick Harris was there for Will, he ate slop and AND AND Erika told Mike "Did you know he's gay, right?" Neil Patrick Harris is gay??? I had no idea or cared to know but okay.

Now Janelle and Will are lying in the same bed and held hands... people online are like "they're in love" but I'm just "keep mind fucking each other".

The time is 3 pm in the BB house and Erika has asked something of Janelle. She wants Janelle to put up Mike and George if Janelle wins HOH this week. Erika says she will vote out Mike and Will will vote out George making it a tie. Janelle will be the tie breaker... Janelle says deal and that she herself wants to be the one to get rid of Mike...

But BUT but this plan will once again backfire on Janelle. Stupid stupid Janelle, that is if she does this. Erika and Will will vote out George thus again having Chilltown that now includes Erika to screw over Janelle and sending out another person who is aligned with her and making the final four 3 against 1. Oh Stupid stupid stupid Janelle, that is if she wins and does what Erika wants.

Well it's MUTHA FUCKIN official. Erika has just told Danielle that she can't beat her in the finals and that she is going up. Erika then cried old woman tears while Danielle said that she "understands" and then later says to herself that she should have kept Marcellas.

Janelle is now in the bathroom area with Danielle as Janelle discusses why she voted out James. Danielle keeps saying "all right" and "okay" and "you don't have to apologize" bullshit. Danielle, if you want an answer, hear it all out, don't fucking interrupt someone in the middle of their reasoning.

It seems now Danielle has no chance of staying this week. Well maybe she does if she can get Will to vote out George..but I highly doubt it. Bye Dani, Thanks for playing a horrible game and trusting Chilltown.

Now Danielle has told Janelle of the news of her going up. Janelle says she's "sorry" and asks what was the reason. Danielle tells her that Erika feels she can't beat her in the end and says "it's fine".

What the fuck Danielle, go up to the HOH room and tell Erika to put up Mike. This would force Will to fight to get rid of George thus making everyone that are true ALL STARS left in the game to fight it out. What the fuck is up with Danielle quitting like this. No fight left in her?

Danielle now goes to the bug room to talk to George or maybe a bug on the wall that she finds this unbelievable that she's going out like this. She says Will, Janelle or Mike won't vote for her and that she tells BB to call her to the Diary Room. They don't.

Danielle is back in the bathroom now flooding Janelle with compliments... I can see right through her because this girl is trying to get Janelle to throw Danielle a vote to stay this week. Now Janelle asks who she should go after so Danielle pulls her into the gym to talk

Danielle starts to go off about Erika to Janelle about not to trust Erika and that she lied to her about telling her that she "safe". Danielle now regrets not aligning with Janelle sooner and that George is the only one Janelle can trust.

Danielle says now that she "lost" because of "personal feelings" and she is not going to vote this year on "personal feelings". She now says that Erika has scumbagged her but she's not going to hold it against her. What the fuck?

Danielle now says that she wished she "never ever believed in her" meaning Erika. Janelle keeps saying "sorry" over and over and hugging her but we all know Janelle wants Danielle out.

Now Danielle is telling George in the red room and he's about to break into tears!!! Danielle tells him that "you'll be fine". Ohhh Danielle on an Erika smear campaign telling him not to trust Erika. Wow. Danielle pulls in Janelle and tells them both to work with each other.

They all now scatter back into the house and George mutters to himself that he never wants to do this again. Funny man George.

Where the fuck is Erika? Oh wait, she's in the backyard with Mike laughing while Danielle plays cards with Janelle in the backyard red couches. That laugh must make Danielle's blood boil... cat fight... here we come.

The time is 5:25 pm in the BB house and Danielle is passing by Will in the living room telling him that Erika thinks that she is going after Chilltown. Danielle is still working on staying this week but according to Chilltown Danielle is no longer part of the game.

Will jokes about getting into a time machine to go back in time to stop Janelle's parents from creating her or to stop Janelle from applying for Big Brother. Oh Willie! Danielle keeps on the Erika bashing rant with Will saying her "word" doesn't mean anything.

Will just lied to Danielle when she asked why Erika has decided to put up her. He says he never had that "conversation" with her... Oh Danielle, I love to repeat this but THAT'S what you get for trusting Chilltown.

August 28th: Just before midnight we find Will and Janelle playing cards in the bug room. It seems Will is trying to get Janelle to scum bag Erika next week. Why oh why do these IDIOT houseguests allow Chilltown to fuck them all? Why is no FUCKING information being traded with a "oh my god, he told me that too" realization.

Earlier the Fuck Each Other Alliance, Will, Mike, Janelle and Erika were all in the HOH room. Janelle and Mike were playing in the bathroom while Will sat on the big chair with Erika sitting on the bed. Suddenly Janelle sits on the big chair with Will and Mike lays down on Erika's bed. I mean what the fuck is up with this picture?

Anyways more stuff happened earlier. Danielle actually cried to George about Erika's scumbag move that has yet to happen. It also looks like Erika has no more sympathy for getting Danielle out. Will has told Erika that Danielle is calling this move "scum bagging" to which Erika brushed off-

FUCK. As I was typing Danielle is having it out with Erika right now. Telling her how she believed in "you" and when Erika starts talking Danielle says "whatever" and she then tells Erika that "I had your FUCKING back". Erika keeps telling her that she can't beat Danielle.

Now Erika says that people are telling her that Danielle had deals going on behind Erika's back
but um.. EVERYONE had deals behind everyone's back. INCLUDING ERIKA. HypocritBTICH.

Danielle now threatrens that she won't have her vote if she sends her out. She keeps saying despite what people are saying "I had your back" and now calls it "ultimate betrayal". Ohhh Danielle just called Erika her "Jason" this season when we all know James was her "Jason" of this season.

Now Danielle starts asking Erika for examples of what she did to her behind her back. Erika of course won't tell her. Danielle keeps telling Erika that she's "stupid" and that she'll be here "by herself" to which Erika keeps saying "nothing has happened yet".

Danielle now throws what Erika said to her when Erika won HOH, she told Danielle "you are safe". Erika now says "why are these people telling me all this stuff you said and did" but Erika, YOU'RE GUILTY OF THE SAME FUCKING THING! Sorry back to the arguement with loads of drunken Dani cussing!

"It hurts" says Danielle about being scum bagged. Her voice cracking. WOW camera has pulled back and George is sitting near the hot tub listening to EVERYTHING. Wow. Erika keeps up her same OLD argument that she can't beat Danielle in the finals. [Um.. Erika can't beat anyone in the house. Get over yourself Cunt.]

Ohh Danielle is finally shedding tears as she pushes words out. "Damn, I believed in her" are the words Dani told the Diary Room. Erika lowers her head while Danielle talks a mile a minute. Finally Danielle is back to asking why Erika "questioned" Danielle's "heart".

Erika doesn't answer but her tears when she told Danielle that she might go up was answer enough than actually being on the block. Erika lowers her head again and Danielle demands that she look at her. "Oh my god" says Erika.

Danielle cries again saying that Erika should had let her go week one because she would have never done this to Erika. Danielle says she's getting on the block because of "you" and leaving Thursday because of "you".

Danielle has been smoking up a storm when she usually smokes behind the outside couch, away from the cameras. Erika asks Danielle is she here to "win" and Danielle says "not at this point, no". Danielle keeps saying that she swore on her kids that she wouldn't do Erika wrong and had her back.

Erika asks Danielle to stop saying "whatever" when she says "I haven't done anything yet". Erika now says that Danielle has been doing other stuff in the house... but so has Erika so that excuse means nothing to nobody. What hurts most to Danielle is that if Janelle or Chilltown got her out this week then so be it but it is Erika who's doing it and "it hurts".

Oh yeah, Danielle doesn't deny doing stuff behind Erika's back because she's doing what she had to do to make sure that her and Erika make it to the final 2. But Erika, thanks to Chilltown, believes everything was done not to her benefit. Danielle now says that both of them told each other, "you'll be my Jason and you'll be my Jack". [Thanks TRD for the video]

Erika finally gets up and says she'll be back. George tells Danielle "good night".

Guess where Erika goes. To the bug room to tell Will who immediately says "she has to go". FUCK Erika, put up WILL! Will now asks "so you're not going to put her up?" and she wants to talk to Will. Erika- wait DUMBASS Erika is telling Will "I don't know what to do".

She wants Will to talk to her and not Mike. Will says Danielle is "full of shit" and Erika asks "is she?" GOD DAMN IT. Now she's talking with Will in the HOH room saying she can't do this to Danielle and wants to send out George. Will is against this and keeps feeding Erika bullshit about Danielle.

Will keeps saying "it's the best thing for you right now, in this game and in your life". Oh god. Why is Erika listening to Will and trusting him??? Everything he says Danielle is guilty of, HE is guilty of as well. Why isn't Erika calling him out on anything? FUCKIN BITCH.

Will just said "If you don't put her up you're not being loyal to your alliance, and worst to your instincts and yourself". Oh come the fuck on! Erika, are you really buying this shit? God, if Danielle goes home this week then I'm all for Chilltown fucking over Erika. Tick tock tick tock tick tock... how many seconds left until this cunt gets fucked?

Will has gone on for over 20 minutes of bullshit. And Erika is agreeing, never questioning him about anything or his intentions as to why Danielle is guilty of everything. Erika should have thrown it in Will's face that you keep saying each week that you want to leave, so leave this week.

WOW. Danielle is now upstairs ringing the HOH doorbell, over and over and over. Will is signaling for Erika to not answer the door. Wow... what a bitchy move Erika. Low down dirty Bitch cunty move. Will just said "she's crazy" and did the finger to the temple thing.

Will has just pulled Erika into the HOH bathroom so that she won't hear the doorbell as much. Both are laughing while Danielle knocks on the door and continues to ring the doorbell. Will keeps making Erika the cunt laugh by saying "let her do it all night".

Danielle is now trying to open the door calling out for Erika. God I hope Danielle sits there and waits for Will to come out. Great, now Erika just said what Will was saying because she has nothing original to say. Erika just said that Danielle is "crazy".

George is up now asking what's going on. Danielle won't give up. Janelle and Mike are now awake talking in the dark. Janelle tries to send Mike to find out what's going on. Back upstairs Will keeps telling Erika not to go to the door... but why Does Erika keep listening to Will?

Erika is still stuck in the house for four days until eviction, she can't keep the HOH door locked forever. Danielle now says "it is what it is" and leaves the house but goes outside to be on her own.

Janelle finally comes outside and starts talking to Danielle to find out what's happening. Danielle starts spilling. Janelle is shocked that Danielle won't give Erika her vote now.

Man oh man this week is going to be FUCKING good! If Erika puts up Danielle expect the cat figths to get bloody and viscious!

Will is still in the HOH room talking with Erika. More like mind fucking her. He keeps telling her that Danielle goes up to people after they win HOH and ask if she's safe. But this time, this week ERIKA FUCKING told Danielle right after the HOH comp that "you are safe". Not the other way around. Well Danielle did end up asking for reassurance but Erika said it first. I mean Why can't people argue properly in this house?

Back downstairs Danielle is telling both Janelle and George that if Chilltown makes it the final 3, they are taking each other, and no one else. She now asks outloud "Why keep Chilltown and not me?" Will upstairs is telling Erika that Danielle is "emotionally blackmailing" her.

Danielle just told George outside that the last few seasons of Big Brother people only lost by one vote. ONE VOTE. Erika better think about that according to Danielle.

Great, Will is now sleeping with Erika in the HOH room to keep up his mind fuck of Erika. Make a note guys, Erika is easy as fuck. She's stupid, easy to manipulate, easy to take advantage of. Again, Why not break up Chilltown?

Erika just said she's not going to change her mind about Danielle. She just "doesn't want to deal with her". So Will has yet again mind fucked Erika to keep the decision to get rid of Danielle. But Danielle also kinda did this to herself. There was a better way to approach Erika but Danielle kinda fucked herself up. So I blame everyone except George cause he's just there.

Danielle just said "fuck you" towards Erika's reasoning when venting to Janelle outside. I can't wait for a FUCK YOU to Erika's face. Danielle now tells Janelle that you have George. Chilltown has each other. Erika will be alone. She now says Danielle "set her up" on the HOH spider comp to do the "dirty work".

"I'm not here to give the money to people who hid behind people" says Danielle. You guys and gals reading this... this is only day fucking 1. We still got Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday and Thursday's live show for Erika to get Danielle's wrath! Yeah for us!

Danielle just called Chilltown the "Rob & Amber of Big Brother All Stars". She says Will has done a great job at manipulating people and Mike has won HOH, they've done their "job" at this game and deserve to win the game. So why didn't you fucking tell all this to Erika earlier??? DUMBASS.

Right when I just typed DUMBASS, Danielle called Erika a "dumbass". Funny! Danielle now says that she will give Erika a hug, say she loves her but tells her she won't vote to her. Live on thursday's eviction. WOW.

Danielle finally gets up to go to bed. I guess everyone is calling it a night.

The time is 1 pm in the BB house and Erika is talking with George in the kitchen. Danielle is outside by herself mumbling to herself. George is supporting Erika's decision TO PUT DANIELLE ON THE BLOCK!

Wow. The Cunt actually fucked her friend over in the game. I mean they are all fucking each other but damn...

Earlier, before the VETO ceremony, Will kept on talking to Erika getting her to keep her mind set on putting up Danielle. He keeps throwing "emotionally blackmailed" in her face. What an asshole. He's "mind fucking" her and she thinks he's her friend. Stupid bitch.

It seems later in the morning Will is getting Mike to not vote for Danielle because Janelle may give Dani a sympathy vote and if Mike gives one also then Danielle stays. Will wants her gone. Will wants all the strong players out and to keep all the weak players.

Danielle has also told Janelle to take Erika to the final 2 because she can can against her. Will has already started lying to Danielle that he's voting to keep her. And I ask again, WHY THE FUCK DO PEOPLE PUT TRUST IN CHILLTOWN? Kaysar????

Danielle also confronted Erika after the VETO ceremony this morning but it was the same ol' song and dance from last night.

Right now George and Erika are talking about "cold" crap. BORRING. Imagine these 2 as the final 2. In Danielle's words "Unbelievable".

Why or why didn't Danielle ever argue that Will has already won a game. Send him to the jury house. Give everyone else a chance. Why are people so stupid in the house?

The time is 6 pm in the BB house and everyone is in the kitchen cooking up a storm...except Erika. She is on the HOH balcony, lying on her stomach, her ugly head looking down through the balcony edge. Why? Fuck if I know.

But earlier in the day Danielle has gone to Will and asked him if he's "scum bagging" her this week. He said no. He is telling Danielle that she's safe and she somewhat believes it but is expecting to get fucked by Chilltown.

And get this... CHILLTOWN WANTS ERIKA OUT next week, more so Will wants Erika out. They were in the storage room and said they want these people out in this order. Danielle this week. Erika next. Janelle next. George last leaving Chilltown in the final 2. Oh God, if this happens, what a waste of an All Star season. What a fuckin' Waste.

The time is 9:25 pm in the BB house and Danielle is talking with Erika on the HOH bed. I believe Danielle has finally come to terms with the great possibility that she is leaving Thursday. She still doesn't believe that she would win this game against Erika but even Danielle knows she will win so "it is what it is".

Danielle now jokes "at least I can hang out with the boys" meaning James, Marcellas and Howie in the Jury House. Minutes later she asks Erika if she lined up with Danielle, and Erika mutters a yes. "Smart move" says Danielle.

Erika still hopes Danielle can see this "move" as a good one but of course Danielle will never see this as a good move because it involves her going out. Danielle keeps telling Erika to take Janelle to the end and that Danielle may give Erika a vote in the end, that is if she makes it, based on her answer to her Jury Member question.

I haven't seen a more fake conversation since Will last uttered a word in the house. Erika keeps saying the same ol' spiel that no one can beat Danielle in the end. They wonder what the "internet" is saying, WHAT WE'RE FUCKING SAYING IS THAT YOU SHOULD HAVE SENT WILL OUT THIS WEEK BECAUSE HE'S ALREADY WON THE FUCKING GAME. dumb HOH bitch. Stupid.

August 29th: Nothing much is happening in the BB house after midnight. Everyone is playing cards on the kitchen table. But if you want to know about Danielle going Awf on Erika, check this post's archives for August 28th's post!

What's this? Just after the poker game Danielle told Mike that Erika is in a secret alliance with Janelle! Ohhh... playing dirty girl, 'bout time!

Mike takes this information to Will who then says Erika couldn't keep her mouth shut. More like a test because Will tells Mike that he told Janelle to go to Erika and make a secret alliance. This shows or proves to Will & Mike that Erika can not be trust and is the DEFINITE target for next week.

For everyone who hates to see Danielle go out of the game like this... Erika is getting hers very very soon by Chilltown. And no one as yet to figure out that this week is a double eviction week with Thursday everything happening in one hour. Or so I assume.

The time is 2:30 pm in the BB house and we find Mike sleeping outside, Erika sleeping in the HO room, that's right I purposely did not put the "H" in and Danielle & George are in the kitchen chit chatting about nothing. Oh wait, hold the presses, Mike just got up and is heading inside the fucking house.

Earlier Danielle cried again. She also just said "I'm loosing my mind. The most stressful situation I've ever been in in my entire life". Other than that, nothing exciting has happened.

Oh wait, Later, much later BB gave the houseguests their 5 star dinner. Erika and Janelle got ready in the HOH bathroom, then later they all went outside to some crappy table and had their 5 star dinner.

August 30th: Just after midnight Janelle and Will were at the 5 star dinner table with the rest of the houseguests whispering crap and bullshit in each other's ears. Suddenly they go up to the HOH room and get under the covers... and GUESS WHAT.

The fucking camera switch to the hot tub outside and away from the HOH room where SUPPOSELY Janelle and Will are doing some sex stuff... I said Suppposely. This is where the live show will show them going up to the HOH room and then supposely there's no footage for us to see and everyone will keep asking for yearys to come "what happened in that HOH room".

Reality TV bullshit done a million times over. [Thanks again to TRD for the video]

Also Danielle has SUPPOSELY forgiven Erika but keeps muttering to herself out she's leaving Thursday and her game is over because of 23 seconds aka the VETO comp. Remember how Danielle was talking about ending Will's game, now she's got a whole new plan. She's telling Erika that she won't win against Will and to get him out now. Don't take him to the final 2 if Erika makes it. If Danielle is going out, she's going out fightin'.

Oh gross, Erika and Mike have gone up to the bathroom to kiss and get ready for bed. They eventually make it to a twin size bed and do "stuff" under the sheets. Straight sex, yuck!

What's this, they get fed up and want their HOH room, or Erika does. They go upstairs to get back their room and then all four: Janelle, Will, Mike and Erika get in the bed... funny moment ruined by Erika demanding they get out. They do.

The time is 4:40 pm and George's highly annoying laugh is heard loud and clear. What's that I hear under the laugh, "cancel the feeds", no it's just George laughing louder than anyone can handle.

I'm sorry if I'm a bitter queen but this final 6 sucks. Only one member of Chilltown should still be in the house. Erika should've been gone. George should've been gone. Nakomis should have still been in the game. Alison should still be in the game. Hardy should have been in a romantic relationship with Kaysar in the house. Fuck this show. But back to reporting because as much as I hate it right now, I FUCKING love it.

Right now Danielle is talking with George outside about the game. Upstairs Will is working yet again over on Erika telling her selective pieces of information but never the whole picture. How does Erika not catch onto Will's bullshit by him always, always telling Erika what she wants to hear.

I know exactly what Will is doing, or I'm assuming. He's telling Erika all this mind blowing yet selective information so that when Erika goes to the Jury House she will still be blown away by Will's gameplay and give him the money no matter who's he against in the final 2. Will is so arrogant that he will make it the final two, it's so transparent. And whenever Erika brings up a point during their HOH conversation, Will always agrees with her and tells her she's right. That's right Will, keep mind fucking Erika. She deserves it HARD.

Surprise surprise surprise, Erika still wants Janelle out when weeks back she was bitchin' about Janelle wanting to be the last woman standing. Cunt.

Earlier Danielle has already packed her suitcase. And Mike was also whining like a cunt about how he didn't get everything he wanted when he was HOH.

The time is 10:40 pm in the BB house and guess who has control over the HOH room... Will & Mike. They are talking about the game. There's talk of mind fucking George next week if he wins HOH and there's definite talk of getting Erika out next and then Janelle. They- or more Will wants George in the final 3 with him and Mike.

Will just revealed that if Janelle wins HOH tomorrow she will put up Erika & George. What the fuck? Another week of no Chilltown on the block? They should have been making them sweat all summer long and keeping one on the block and one off the block so that the other is forced to work the house to keep the other in and if one member of Chilltown ends up leaving, so be it, the power of 2 is gone. No one ever did this.... No one.

Mike just revealed to Will that Erika thinks what she and Mike has in terms of a "shomance" is "for real". Now they are talking about putting up both girls if either wins HOH tomorrow so that if they win POV then one of the girls is leaving no matter what.

It's good they are thinking about what to do because tomorrow's live show is a double MUTHA FUCKING HOLY SHIT CAN'T BELIEVE IT eviction. Here's hoping Erika leaves just after Danielle does... Sweet justice to see them both on the outside doing interviews together and Danielle telling Erika, "I told you so".

Oh and get this, Erika the skank is claiming to have had a fling with Matthew McConaughey... back when she was 26 years old.

August 31st: The time is 2 pm in the BB house and we have flames a blazin' over the live feeds. So let's catch up on what's been happening before the feeds when all "queen" on us.

It seems Erika couldn't sleep all night. I mean she tried to put her skeleton corpse to rest but couldn't. She messed with cards in the HOH room. She smoked in the backyard. She sprayed her skeleton corpse body down with a hose. She just couldn't sleep.

Early in the morning everyone has started to get up. A quick glimpse at the HOH comp is shown and it seems there is color involved. I'm thinking everyone's HOH color room is going to play in effect this season. That means Janelle won... well not yet... but she could!

I'll be out most of the day so I will start updating more later tonight...

The time is 10:20 pm in the BB house and a whole load of shit has happened. Danielle was voted out in a 3-0 votes and left holding back emotions. She also told everyone that she will vote for the best player which of course translates into "Erika, you ain't getting my vote 'cause you ain't the best player". Safe answer for Danielle.

And in Danielle's goodbye message from Erika this too skinny skank is still trying to get Danielle to vote for her in the end with tears and more "sorry" bullshit. Whatever.

Now comes the "Fast Forward" from Julie Chen. HOH comp starts and Janelle wins HOH! Yeah! Then before her live nominations she is conned by Will to put up George and Erika. Then the POV comp starts and Will almost wins it but Erika ends up winning. She pulls herself off on the live POV ceremony and Janelle puts up Mike. Now Erika and Will both vote out George.

Stay with me, this all happens so quick it is almost unforgettable. Now the final four Big Brother All Stars are Janelle, Will, Mike and Mutha fucking Erika.

Later the HOH comp is held and Mike wins. The feeds blocked out the comp so no one really knows what happened during the HOH comp.

Finally I get home from my night out. I turn on the feeds to find Will, Janelle and Mike playing cards in the kitchen table. But wait, Janelle is called to the Diary Room and Erika returns from the Diary Room and takes a seat. With Janelle out of the room Erika gets down to talking game with her boys.

Will does most of the talking. He tells Erika that is she wins POV to pull herself off and send Janelle home. If he wins he will keep the nominations the same and vote out Janelle... supposely. And if Mike wins POV then he will keep the nominations the same and Will will still vote out Janelle.

Wait, it gets better. Now Erika has figured out that she's going on the block. She asks Mike in front of Will if she's being put up. He says in a fucked up kinda of way that she is but really says "I'm thinking about it" followed by a laugh. But then Will starts with the "it doesn't matter" talk and Erika runs with it. She asks Mike again.

He says something about Will wanting to go the whole show without being on the block but he has so this means Mike is just pulling excuses out of his ass meaning no matter what, Erika is going up on the block.

After a few minutes pass by she keeps asking to not be put up on the block. Erika says that if Janelle has the power to vote out either her or Will, that Erika will go home. Will keeps saying that Janelle wants to vote out him but Erika doesn't believe him.

Mike also says that he "respects" Janelle in the game but won't be friends with her outside of the game. Who cares if these 2 are friends.

Finally Erika begs in a pathetic girly voice that she doesn't want to be put on the block. Mike says "I'll let you guys be suprised" and that "it doesn't matter". Erika refers to her being put on the block is a "ho-mance" move and that if it really doesn't matter then put up Will. She goes back into the pathetic girly voice begging not to be put up on the block if "it doesn't matter" but then why would you care if you're on the block if "it doesn't matter". Bitch

Suddenly Janelle comes back in the middle of the "block" conversation and Will brings Janelle into the conversation. The look on Erika's face is priceless. Janelle is cool with being on the block with Will. But we ALL KNOW that Mike is NOT putting up Will.

The time is 11 pm in the BB house and Mike gets his HOH key to the HOH room. It's shades of blue... my favorite. And he got Spagetti-0's in his HOH basket.

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August 29, 2006

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Items deleted was a live Olympic performance featuring Bjork, a Fiona Apple video, the trailer for MTV's Laguna Beach 3 or a few clips from some shows featuring homosexual shirtless antics. But when one account goes down, 3 new accounts come up featuring wonderfuly addictive copyrighted material featuring MTV's The Real World!

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August 24, 2006

Big Brother All Stars . Week Seven

Big Brother 7: All Stars has officially started. GuyTVBlog.com will begin to post daily updates on a single weekly post located at the top of the blog each week. To view previous day updates by Mr. GuyTVBlog, click "continue reading" for more BBAS dirt. And yes there may be some typos, just bare with me, I'm typing while I watch. AND yes my updates will contain SPOILERS!

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Previous Day Updates tucked away within this post...

August 18th: POV has ended and James MUTHA FUCKING WON! George, the first HOH of this week's double eviction, nominated James and Erika up for eviction. Now with James winning POV George wants to put up Danielle because in his mind she lied and "set him up". Not sure how.

James went up to the HOH room to talk some sense into George. James said that George doesn't know but him, Will and Mike conned Janelle last week to put up Marcellas instead of George because had George gone up James told him that George's own floater alliance would have voted him out.

Now James leaves and in comes Erika into the HOH room. Now Erika tries to explain to George what really is happening in the game. George is in over his head, at one point he just can't look at Erika because she's telling him everything that's the gospel truth. Now George gets up and says "I was lied to and set up", Georgie's new pity party for one song. Hey Chicken Shit George, everyone in the fucking house has been lied to and set up. Get over it!

So now Erika is trying to save Danielle by telling George that no one really lied or set you up. She says the only fault of the others George is angry at is that they should have let him in on the whole plan. George still feels alone in the game because he thinks his own alliance was against him along with the rest of the house. So... Chicken Shit George, you go after your only potential alliance instead of the other BIGGER THREATS that don't want you to win... I mean come the fuck on. Get rid of stronger targets and go head to head with people on the same playing level as you! FUCK GEORGE!

Erika has now talked George into other possiblities other than nominating Danielle. Janelle's name has come up and George says he won't go after Howie. George doesn't want Erika to leave and that he "owes it to her". Erika has almost convinced him that if he puts up Janelle that the entire house minus Howie will vote out Janelle. Little does Erika know that she may leave since Chilltown wants Janelle and Danielle to keep going after each other week after week.

Erika's talk has WORKED! George feels the need to save Erika and the only way to do that is to put her up against Janelle. I can see the house flipping on George and fucking with him. Har Dee FUCK YOU Har George!

Now Erika has left and in comes Mike. George says up front that he likes Mike and Will and that he plans on going after a "big target". Mike says that Janelle just told him in the gym that she's ready for the next HOH come if it is about the house.

Mike just left the HOH room and is headed downstairs to get Will so that Will can speak with Chicken Shit George... but then Will pulls Mike into the gym for a meeting. Now Will thinks he's figured out that someone is coming back from the Jury house. I think they are now talking about Janelle getting "smashed" out of the game. They try to figure out how Howie is going to react next week if Janelle is gone.

Now Danielle is up in the HOH and George tells her that she's safe and not going up. Now they discuss the game and why Danielle is playing the way she's playing and how it has effected George's game play. Danielle now sheds a few tears because George WAS the one trying to get her out.

Erika is now in the gym talking with Will and Mike. Will is telling Erika that he will tell Janelle that she is "safe" and that Erika is going home but that Erika is really safe... but who really knows because this is Chilltown after all.

The time is 3:20 pm in the BB house and again the shit has just missed the fan. James, who had won POV last night, took himself off today in the POV ceremony and George put up the only BEST MUTHA FUCKING PERSON IN THE HOUSE... Howie!

The choirs in heaven rejoice. And the praise to God is heard. And the doves fly across the sky shedding tears of JOY, LOVE, FREEDOM & HAPPINESS!

Will and Mike now wants the house to vote out Howie and they want to bring Janelle to Chilltown's side. They also agree that using the "coup" power this week would not be a good idea.

Fuck, it looks as if the feeds will be down until after HOH comp later tonight. But before the feeds have gone away we find out that James doesn't want to vote out Howie because of his potential jury vote. Danielle doesn't want to vote out Erika and Will and Mike are divided on who to vote out. So far 2 for Howie to be evicted and 2 for Erika to be evicted. That leaves Janelle as the deciding vote. Of course Janelle will vote out Erika because she's a woman with big tits and Janelle seems to be afraid of that.

Will doesn't want to be the vote that gets Howie out because he thinks he will lose Janelle as an ally. Fuck... if Howie survives this week then FUCK. Damn you Howie and your staying power... outside of the bedroom! HA!

The time is 8 pm in the BB house and Janelle has finished crying in the red room as Will tries to talk her into getting back into the game. HOWIE IS FUCKING GONE! And from what I'm hearing and reading, Howie left like no other houseguest in BB history has. He went out HURRICANE HOWIE style!

He supposely took off Mike's hat, yelled at George, went off about everything and screamed his way out the door! Supposely even Danielle and Erika and others cheered as Howie left the house. Then at the HOH comp it was down to Will, Mike and Janelle in the final round... and Mike fucking won!

Mike is the new HOH. Later inside Will has told Janelle that Danielle and Erika think they are safe but they are not. I have no idea who's Mike going after this week but I can assure you it isn't Will. But wouldn't that be a mind fuck if he nominated Will!

August 19th: Just before midnight we find Janelle in the bathroom area downstairs still holding back tears. She's extremely depressed and is told by Will "we'll figure it out" as he jumps into the shower. James was sitting with Janelle and has gotten up leaving her to wipe some tears with her tissue.

She ends up getting up leaving the bathroom and Will is asking where she's going. She says "bed" and he tells her to go up to the HOH but she heads to the green room. Will quickly finished up his shower and tries to follow Janelle who has just walked into the green room and found Danielle and Erika talking about Marcellas... and that alone starts Janelle crying again. I almost shed a tear because when someone laughs, I laugh, when someone's angry, I sometimes get angry, and when someone cries, I shed a tear for them.

Danielle and Erika get up to comfort Janelle as Will comes in requesting they all go up to the HOH room for a good cry. Wow, all those Janelle haters must be PMSing because Janelle still looks beautiful after a [checking watch] 6 hour cry! Will is now with Janelle in the bug room getting her to smile and trying to get her to open up to him.

"Get me out of here. I'm warning you." she mutters to him. "I want to leave. I want to make a volunteery exit". She says she can't stand it. She asks Will "why are you an asshole?" Janelle wants Will to promise to vote her out. She says she already has James and George's vote. Will says no and says "we'll build you stronger, better, faster".

She keeps begging for Will to vote her out of the house. Oh my God Janelle, get a fucking grip! NO ONE FUCKING DIED! Win the game for everyone who left the house. Win the game for your dog that you just mentioned! Win the MUTHA FUCKING GAME for your mother!

Janelle even brought up the word "suicidal" and Will told her not to joke about that. Will has finally gotten Janelle to start talking but about "stupid" things as Janelle put it. County Fair stuff. Janelle is smiling again quickly followed by sniffles.

The time is 1:40 am in the BB house and Janelle is still talking about QUITTING and wanting the house to vote her out so she can go to the jury house. Will says "fine" at one point and gets up to leave the bug room but then grabs a deck of cards and comes back. He says he wants to tell Janelle what's going on inside her head. She says fine.

He starts a story about a wheel in her head and there's a baby squirrel and then she interrupts him by saying "You can bribe me with money but with your stupid stories, your FUCKING charm, just stop! If you want to talk money, talk money." Now she suggests for him to continue his squirrel story. Now he says at the beginning your wheel was turning and she interrupts him "you know why, because I trusted you"... and then we get FLAMES on the feeds.

We return and Will is saying "you win" meaning she can leave on Thursday by vote out. They stare at each for a few moments. Now he asks if she wants to play cards. She keeps calling him a "jerk" and he says he hopes she doesn't mean that. He says he wants to make her happy. She says "you want to cheer me up? Open the negotation." He says tomorrow and that he can't do anything because Mike is asleep. She says "fine then, let me know, good luck with James".

I mean now JANELLE is jut being a SPOILed little bitch who didn't get her way and is pouting so dramatically that even Kaysar's pouting matches are put to shame. Now she says she made 30,000 dollars so far being the house and talks about going to the jury house again... and then we get FLAMES again.

Now Janelle has finally come out of the bedrooms and is moving into the kitchen. She gets a beer and that Will is "weird". She now takes a seat on the yellow dining room chairs while Will stares at her from the stool, they share a laugh. She keeps saying "get me the fuck out of here, please".

"Okay, how about this. All I want is the fucking golden egg with the 10,000 dollars and then we'll call it even and then I'll help you. That way I'll have some money." This is Janelle's offer to Will. After some chat she says that she wants some kind of "down payment" to help Chilltown get to the end. He now says that he's really sorry about Howie. Her voice cracks and ask why couldn't he have put up her and James.

Now Will says that she isn't going home this week and she gets up playfully asking why isn't he voting her out. They head to the bathroom. She now wants Erika out instead of the golden 10,000 egg and Will wants James out. He also asks why she didn't vote him out when he was up. She said that she wanted Will to remain in the game for "good intentions" and she says Will wants her in the house for "bad intentions".

Janelle just called Howie "the dumbest player ever". Okay... now that was mean. I mean it is funny when I say it but it's down right fucking mean when Janie says it.

Danielle & James now joins the bathroom fun but Will and Janelle head outside to the red couch. Janelle is laughing more as Will says "now you're back on the pony". Ohh what's this. Janelle is now saying Erika will win almost as if she needs to go this week. Again with the "send me home" shit.

FINE send her the FUCK home. GOD, Janelle is not an All Star. Will finally says for her to enjoy her smoke, drink her beer and let's call it a night. Danielle now comes out and Janelle is now asking for her to vote her out. Danielle now says for her to "play the game" and what would her mom think or want. Danielle keeps telling Janelle to "bring it" and not to "lay down".

I mean why CAN'T Janelle just FUCKING ACCEPT that people from her alliance/season had to go at some point! Kaysar left because he had to go. Howie left because James and Janelle had done things in the game that benefited them to stay longer. No one wants Season 6 to push their way to the end.

Danielle now gets a bit upset when Will talks about giving Chicken George a vote if he makes it the final 2. She asks what Will thinks George's strategy is. He says "hope for the best" strategy. Will is now working on getting George to be a target before him. MAN this guy never FUCKING stops play. I LOVE THIS!

Danielle has left after some time leaving Janelle and Will in the backyard. Will once again asks for her "plan" and she says "Will, fuck off". Now she says she didn't mean it because Will looks sad. He now says he's been trying to cheer her up all night and she keeps pushing him away.

Now Janelle is saying she's upset that Danielle and Erika were happy that Mike won and were celebrating... BUT Howie went nuts every week Season 6 won HOH and that's suppose to be okay for the rest of the house, but it's not right when others celebate that you didn't win. BITCH! I give up, girl can DOR and let the others play.

Whooooaaaa. Will just revealed that KAYSAR contacted him before the show to create an ALLIANCE! That's why he fucking didn't go after Chilltown! THAT'S WHY! MUTHA FUCKER! "I had no deal" BULLSHIT! Wow.

Just before I end this long Janelle bitch fest, we find out Janelle wants to not be nominated now. She wants Erika up or Danielle up with James, not her.

Man I can't believe Will has spent nearly 12 hours trying to get Janelle to stay in the house and fight. I would have been "fine bitch, pack your bags, grab what you need, FUCKING DOR already!" Then I'd open the door for her and tell her to get the fuck moving. You want to quit, then fucking quit. Get the fuck out.

The time is 11 am in the BB house and Janelle and George are talking in the red room. She is still upset that she herself was tricked into putting up Marcellas her HOH week and is still hurt by Howie's exit. She also asked George to play POV with her. She also told James earlier that she is going to throw it... but we all know when she's about to play she's going to "bring it".

Now Janelle and George talk about how if Marcellas hadn't gone up that George would have and he would have been voted out. Janelle says that when she was HOH that she really wasn't because of Will. George asks who is running the house now? Janelle says Will and that she's not going to listen to anyone else anymore.

In another part of the house, outside, Erika and Mike talk about the final four. Erika wants Janelle, James and Will out next. She also wants Danielle in the final four with her, Mike and George. I wonder how Mike now thinks with Erika wanting to take out Mike's "boy".

Back to Janelle and George in the red room, they actually come to an agreement to stick together. I doubt this alliance will stick like shit on a chicken's foot but who knows with this game. Now they have a sweet moment where George tells Janie to play with "all your heart" in the POV game. He also says that this is his first alliance in 8 weeks and that if he gets POV by some odd chance that he'll take off Janelle with it.

He also said that if he gets to the jury house before her that he will talk with Marcellas about everything that has happened.

The time is 4 pm in the BB house and it seems like everyone and I mean EVERYONE is sleeping right now. There's a POV comp later tonight and it seems Janelle and James are on the block. If Danielle wins, she'll take off James. If George wins POV, he'll take off Janelle. Hey, if George can win HOH then anyone can win POV!

Janelle has also been seen wearing her prom queen crown from Thursday's HOH comp and has been looking for competition gloves for tonight's POV. It looks like she's FINALLY back to fighting for her place to stay. Good girl Janie!

The time is 10 pm in the BB house and Janelle FUCKING WON POV! She's coming off the block this week and George or James are the targets to go home this week. Now... shit could still happen meaning Janelle could still be depressed and just say fuck it, "I choose not to use the POV on myself". We have yet to her from her own beautiful lips that she's staying to fight.

Later Danielle and Erika are attempting to whisper game in the living room. Erika says that they have to get out James now. Danielle agrees but then pulls Erika into the red room to discuss James. Danielle says "we have James by the balls" and to make him commit to something. So obviously Danielle is trying to save James as usual.

Their MASTER PLAN this week is to make the votes 2 vs 2 this week to make Mike the "bad person" this week by finally making a decision to get rid of someone. But Danielle is hoping that whoever is up against James will be evicted because she's hoping the Legion of Doom remains intact after this week.

James is still in the Diary Room and apparently he was so upset that the houseguests could hear him screaming in the DR. FUNNY! Supposely James and Janelle wrestled for some "howie doll" in a very rough POV comp.

Ohhh Danielle just called out the Janelle and George secret alliance to Erika! Good girl Danielle!

August 20th: It's just before midnight in the BB house lots of stuff has happened! Janelle won the POV and James is pissed off. Danielle and Erika are in the red room talking. Danielle has already talked Erika into letting the houseguests vote in a tie so that Mike makes the final vote. Danielle thinks Mike is going to stay true to the Legion of Doom alliance and vote out whoever takes Janelle's place on the nomination block. Erika still has no idea about the Legion of Doom alliance that consists of James, Will, Mike and Danielle.

Right now in the bathroom area Will is telling a new up tempo Janelle that James is the one to leave this week and that George will be the replacement nominee once Janelle uses POV on herself. It seems Will wants James out this week and Danielle out next week. It seems the Legion of Doom alliance doesn't exist anymore according to Will. Janelle is also wearing a shirt that says "envy" on it. How Funny and Quaint!

Now if Chilltown fucks over Janelle this week again because she's going to tell George he's safe and then suddenly George is gone... expect a pissed off Janie hopefully winning HOH and putting Chilltown on the block for the weeks of hell they've put America's Darling through.

James is out of the DR and is pissed THE FUCK OFF as he vents now to Danielle. He says he wants to talk to the "doctor" in the Diary Room, I guess the person who calms the houseguests the fuck down from drowning themselves in the kiddie pool in the backyard.

James is now pissed because SUPPOSELY Janelle "cheated" and that Big Brother "gave her the game". He now says "this fucking whore gets whatever she wants". James is about to break down and shed a few MAN TEARS! Come on big boy, give it us! James said something about "attorney" and that he talked to Alison, one of the show's people behind the scenes- and no not the Alison who was eliminated the first week!

The main problem with James is that Janelle broke the POV comp rules and took a "doll" out of his hands and won the POV comp. Now BB is telling James that they didn't have the "right angle" to capture the incident and says Janelle keeps the POV because this falls under the "incidental contact" rule.

James now says he doesn't know why he played so hard when "they" are just going to give it to "America's prom queen". Now he says "I don't want to participate in a game that is rigged or shows favorites". Wow, cry baby James is back. He says "I'm safe this week, I know, but that's not the point". But little does he know that Will wants him the fuck out!

James requested to see the "bad angle" tape and will FOREVER be assured that the show was rigged for Janelle to win. Nothing will ever make him feel good about the show that is Big Brother unless BB takes the POV from Janelle and does a whole new POV comp. But we all know that isn't going to happen.

Now Danielle has left the room and George is the room hearing James' rant about the bullshit that is BB. Janelle is now called to the diary room and James makes a comment about her making a "story" around "it" meaning the situation that has James pissed off. Suddenly James gets up and leaves George and heads for the kitchen. Where the fuck is Janelle? I want an agrument!!!!

Now James in the gym room and is ranting to Danielle and Erika about the whole situation. Now he's on the "gimmie that" rant. Okay from what I've heard from James is that Janelle and James were rushing to get the final "doll" to win the POV.

Apparently James grabbed the Howie doll by mistake and Janelle grabbed the same howie doll as well. She squeezed the howie doll so "hard" according to James that the "H" on the doll broke. Then James reaches for the Marcellas doll and Janelle reaches for it and grabs it out of his hand at the same time saying "gimmie that".

Now Erika, Danielle and James go up into the HOH room to talk to Will and Mike to find out what they saw. Will of course doesn't really stand by James' story and then DUMBASS Erika says "we need to have a house meeting... with Alison [show producer]" And thanks to that BITCH we get flames all over the feeds.

As we return to "As The James' World Turns" we find him talking about how Janelle slapped Beau last year and wasn't evicted but was warned that anymore physical contact from this point on, you will be evicted. BUT James wasn't there and "didn't see it happen" according to him. Everyone is now jumping on the bandwagon of James' that Janelle gets everything she wants.

Now Mike is talking about how Janelle wanted Mike's HOH red vines candy and how she's a "bitch" but many of us saw Janelle go up to the HOH room to get "snickers" and once she got into the HOH room she jumped up and down with Mike and they both celebrated her victory... So either Mike hates Janelle or is just talking smack about her to get James off his back.

Janelle is now out of the diary room and everyone else is in the HOH except George. Danielle is now called into the Diary room and James wants to remain in the HOH room because I guess Janelle is everywhere else in the house. If James keeps this up we are going to have an emotional fight between James and Janelle.

All four cameras are on Janelle and George. Janelle is no longer wearing her POV necklace but it doesn't look like it was revoked. She keeps saying to George that the "whole house is after me". It is almost like she is the "James" from last season. Erika is in the kitchen and doesn't seem to have the fucking nerve to ask Janelle anything about her POV necklace.

Danielle comes out of the Diary Room and Erika makes a comment "that was quick". George is now called to the diary room and Danielle is on her way back up to the HOH room using a very see through excuse of wanting to listen to the HOH CD. Such bullshit, anyone can see through that. She finds a locked HOH door, I'm assuming James wants to keep Janelle out.

Erika now makes a comment to Janelle about James and Janie being on the ground trying to get the "doll" in question and Janelle says the situation is "stupid". Danielle joins them in the kitchen and then Janelle gets up to leave heading towards the bedrooms.

Soon after Erika follows her and tells Janelle to sleep with the "girls" in the green room. Janelle says James doesn't want to sleep with her in the bug room. Erika goes back to the kitchen to talk to Danielle where Danielle says she told the Diary Room that she wants to see the "video" that shows or doesn't show the incident that James is so pissed off about. Both ladies feel like the game can't be played until they see the video. Whatever bitches, get out of the house. It's a reality show, what did you honestly expect?

Later James is finally out of the Whine HOH room and is in the kitchen with mostly everyone... except Janelle.

Around 12:40 am in the bug room Will and Janelle are talking about everything. The game, James being angry and how James will leave this week. That all Will and Janelle has to do is vote the same and make it a tie and then Mike will be the tie breaker and get rid of James himself.

Janelle says that the other girls of the house seem to think that Mike has the "coup" power one more week but I thought it was only good for 3 evictions, this Thursday being the 3rd week. Could another "coup" power be up for grabs starting Thursday after HOH? Also, Janelle is NOW happy that she stayed this week.

James is back outside on his "Janelle cheated" rant. Erika said that she wanted to see the video of Janelle supposely going before "Go" was said. Danielle said her DR session was quick because she just wasn't talking or giving BB anything unless her demands that James was cheated.

Janelle is now moving about in the house, possibly heading outside. Where's James. I want a fight! She's in the kitchen now looking through the windows. She says she's not sure she should go out there. She's holding onto the bible and tells George that she's not sure James is ready to talk to her.

Oh Janelle just asked Erika in the bathroom if she should talk to James. Erika says try to talk to him and if he doesn't want to talk, try tomorrow. Erika keeps saying she doesn't want to get involved and then out of the fucking blue James gets called into the Diary Room. FUCK! Where's the confrontation!!!

Janelle goes outside now. [checking watch for fight to start] James still in DR.

Later Will, Janelle and George are talking outside about James and his childish rants after something not going "his way" as Will so put it. James apparently told Janelle "just don't, don't talk to me" and Janelle backed off. This happened earlier, most likely just after the POV comp. Janelle now says that James screamed "that's not fair" when she ran off with the Marci doll.

James is now in his bed in the bug room, a pillow covering his most likely emotional face so the cameras won't catch him crying. It almost sounds like he's sniffling. But don't quote me on that. I SAID DON'T!

Damn it, every time James starts to talk to someone in the bug room, BB flips on the flames. I guess POV stands and Janelle remains the winner despite what James thinks should happen because if it didn't stand you'd think BB would have made the house have a meeting to discuss a new POV comp. But doesn't seem to be happening.

The time is 10:50 am in the BB house and James is outside talking with Danielle. He won't let last night's issue with Janelle go even though he just stated "I'm done with it". He also goes on to talk about something Janelle did last year with a last minute answer that had Janelle winning HOH. Danielle asks James who he thinks Mike is putting up and James says George. James also says that BB wants him to be an "actor" then he'll be an actor. And then we get flames.

James is now trashing George and the speeches George says when he's nominated. James is so fucking bitter. He's even talking about how he will say mean things about George and the game but then says he won't do it. Danielle says not to go there. They share a laugh but Danielle MUST be thinking, James, it's time for you to get into the Jury House to give me, Dani, a vote. James also says he will never vote for Janelle and he will take his anger to the Jury House.

Right now I'm pouring slop out of a bottle for James' memory in the house. Long live James. Ohhh, Danielle says that Erika thinks Chilltown will vote out James AND THEY WILL! But neither James or Danielle know this. Why the fuck would Will fuck over Janelle again when he knows he must take her to the end to win the game. He's not going to fuck her over again by lying to her face because he's saying James is going this week.

Danielle plays a "circus" theme after she said that Erika is out of the loop but it is more Danielle and James out of the loop. James wants Erika and Janelle to vote out him while Danielle and Will votes out George thus making it a tie and Mike is SUPPOSE to send George home...

Ohhh I can't wait for Mike to send out James. But that might not happen because if Danielle votes out James so will Janelle and Will and that will be 3 votes against James, doesn't matter what Erika does.

Suddenly BB comes over the speakers and says "you are not allowed to talk about your diary room sessions" and a bitter bitter BITTER James says "but you're allowed to cheat".

The time is 10:40 pm in the BB house and Janelle & James have yet to exchange rather violent words. Janelle is back to being happy with her new alliance that includes her, Will and Mike. James seems to be the target this week. He continues to bitch all day long and make cunty comments towards Big Brother and "America's Choice".

Janelle is no longer feeling the need to quit the game and she's all smiles when she's will Will. The plan is and seems to have always been to put up George and send James to the jury house upset against Janelle.

Right now Janelle and Will are walking back and forth in the backyard and discussing their hatred for Erika and James being a cunt and ranting about the game being "rigged" and altered for other player's "favor". Janelle says she tried to say hello to him and he didn't answer back. Will tells Janelle about Erika's comment about "looking out for my boys" she made some many weeks back.

Will also tells her that Mike didn't like her in the beginning because she had kept to herself. We also find out from Will that he knew beforehand that Mike was getting on the show but SUPPOSELY Mike didn't know. Whatever- Don't bullshit me!

James is now in the bug room talking to George. What now James? Oh Wait, he's telling Georgie how he "ignored" alot of the things he saw in the house and then what the fuck do we get? Flames all over the screen. It's now only 4 more days until James is evicted. Tick the fucking Tock, this is going to take awhile.

August 21st: The time is 12:40 am in the BB house and Danielle and James are in the backyard by themselves talking. It seems James and Danielle are talking about getting out Will. They also really truely believe that George is going home this week. They are fucking POSITIVE.

James has also mentioned earlier that if he is evicted he gets one phone call and he wants to call an "entertainment laywer" I mean COME THE FUCK ON! Will has been talking all season about getting James out and betraying him so James was going to get fucked anyways. To really believe that the Legion of Doom was going to be faithful to each other is a crock of loaded slop shit. James has now gone inside to take a shit.

It was also mentioned that James and Danielle could maybe get Janelle to join their team and to use her to get out Will or most notably Chilltown. Danielle is now talking to the cameras and to the audience watching. She gives a message to Sarah, James' girlfriend, about how she has James' back.

Right now Janelle and Will are playing chess in the upstairs seating area outside of the HOH room. It looks like Will and Janelle are the new Kaysar and Janelle. I just won't be surprised when Janelle and Will are mentioned over at reality blurred dot com as a couple with Janelle being the "other woman" that Will enjoys behind his recent girlfriend's back. Gooo Janie!

Back in the yard James and Danielle joke around about James throwing a pie at one of the "little people" and one in George's face for Howie's eviction. They also talk about getting rid of Janelle so the 3 way alliance with Janie is quickly been thrown out the window. They both now say that neither will vote for Janelle in the end, that is if she makes it, because she "cheated" this POV. But then James said that he would vote for Janelle over Erika and Danielle still says she won't vote for Janelle.

Now James is telling Danielle that Janelled "called all the men" to make an alliance in the house. The names he mentioned were Scott BB5, Hardy BB2 and Jase BB5. But nearly everyone was making pregame alliances, so what the fuck. Who cares if she wants to go after ladies, I've accepted that fact that that is Janelle and she has her own reasons and let her do it. Damn it James, get the fuck out already!

Now Janelle and Will are in a dark bedroom... alone... talking about Janelle's boyfriend and she is saying how "jealous" he is of her and how he's always checking her phone. Ohh, Janie's boyfriend has "tons of tattoos" and in various colors. Janelle says good night and then Will asks if she wants to still talk. "I'm not convinced that you're in love with him" so says the Doctor. This is like school yard banter that leads to preteen experimentation and probably teen pregnancy. Oh Janie... Oh Will...

Now Janelle asks Will about his girlfriend and he says that he dates women 26 years of age and up but nothing older than him... I think. Guess what? Janelle is FUCKING 26 years old. Funny how that works out. Janelle says her boyfriend is 32, the oldest guy she's ever dated. Now Will says that his relationship outside of this house could really lead to "something" and that he "loves" her.

Both now wonder if they will be dumped after the show and playfully say they will both get addicted to something because they'll be depressed. I say how about a FUCK EACH OTHER alliance outside of the house?

Watching Janelle and Will flirt slash talk is like watching a really long date at a dinner party where neither can go home... ever again.. or at least until Sept 12th when the BB All Stars finale airs.

The time is 2:20 pm in the BB house and George has just belly flopped in the pool for Mike and Danielle's amusement. How boringly fun.

In other house news James is still being an asshole about the POV comp and will need mental help in letting it go. So much for being friends with Janie outside of this house. Maybe Janelle losing the big prize because of his one vote may help me forgive. Who cares really.

Janelle and Danielle have also called a "truce" but for one week. If either gets HOH next week to not go after each other. Danielle said something about floaters and we all know who she was talking about. That skank Erika. She will NOT make it the final 4 as she did her season.

Will has already started his MASTER PLAN on fucking over James. He has told James to be nice to Janelle for the next few days and that Janelle has told him that she's going after Chilltown for what they did to her.

James has also been spotted talking about how he will get to see the Mental Doctor of the house today as well as read his contract to see what his options are for SUING BIG BROTHER and getting everyone to see how Janelle cheated and how he MAY have won had he won POV but come on. There are still 7 people in the house... anyone one of them could have gotten rid of him at anyone point. FUCK him and his nothing lawsuit.

And Danielle has told James that Erika wants to vote out James and keep George. This pisses off James thus calling Erika a "bitch" but he's a bitch as well so whatever. James keeps making worthless comments towards George as if what James says matters at this point. Danielle is going to be so depressed when James leaves... or will she? I think she'll be glad to have been rid of him. She may even vote to evict him!

It seems VETO ceremony has happened and George is up on the block as Janelle has pulled herself off. What a nothing suprise!

The time is 9:30 pm in the BB house and we find George in the kitchen doing George stuff. We have Danielle in the HOH room dancing to Mike's CD. In the backyard Janelle and Will are walking back and forth across the yard for cardio. Mike and Erika are playing pool in the backyard while James showers. Pretty simple stuff.

But earlier in the house James flat out asked Will if he's going to be another "Howie" this week and Will said no. Mike also found out about Danielle and Janelle's "one week truce" and that Danielle will put up Erika and Mike to which Mike isn't so happy to hear. Will also still wants Danielle out next week after James leaves this week.

James is right now in the bathroom brushing his teeth... boring BUT he's without shirt.

August 22nd: It's just after midnight in the BB house and everyone EXCEPT JAMES is in the kitchen playing cards, eating and having fun. And the table is SMALLER. BB switched out the tables yesterday and now there are only 7 chairs.

I've also figured out Will's MASTER PLAN this year. A few days ago I was watching Big Brother 2 shows and noticed that Nicole was the most hated houseguest as the weeks continued. This year Janelle is Will's new Nicole. You see Will did what he could to keep Nicole in the house and finished the game with a hated houseguest. So, of course, he won for that reason on top of others.

If his MASTER PLAN this year keeps going the way he wants then Janelle, Mike and Will will be the final 3. Will will of course throw the last HOH comp and let Mike and Will battle it out. Most likely Janelle will win against Mike and win the final HOH. Since all season long Will has made it clear that he will bow out and let Mike go to the final 2 but Janelle can't stand Mike so she will of course choose Will to go the final 2 with her.

Will will most likely win against Janelle and win Big Brother All Stars. Now comes the question... Should you give the prize to someone who's already won it or to someone who played the game. I highly debatable question that will in turn cause a possibly heated Jury House argument.

The time is 1:20 pm in the BB house and Danielle & Erika are in the red room discussing who to vote out between James and George. We all know Danielle thinks the Legion of Doom alliance is sitll intact because she's trying to get Erika to keep James and vote out George. But we all know no matter what Danielle and Erika do, Will & Janelle have already secretly made a deal to both vote to evict James.

Mike, the current HOH, will be the deciding vote and send out James.

Earlier James mentioned that after George leaves the house will have a meeting about cleaning up after their mess... yeah whatever James, take it to the tropics sequestor house!

The time is 2:30 pm in the BB house and Janelle & Will are attempting to sleep in the bug room. They agree to face each other and lay on their stomachs so they can look at each other. Janelle now requests for a back massage but Will doesn't offer to give one.

Suddenly there's a little game talk whisper quickly followed by laughter from Janelle and a "You're funny" directed towards Will. Cue Audience saying "Ahhhhh"

The time is 3:30 pm in the BB house and James has just told Danielle and Will that he apologizes for his behaviour and has come to realize that "BB" is a "social experiement gone mad" and that he needs to "stop taking it personal". Both James and Danielle say "Thanks BB" while Will says "Eat A Dick".

And guess what, James made a clay figured dick, penis, cock, out of clay and spelled out the words "Eat A Dick" for the fuck of it. Yeah!

The time is 8:20 pm in the BB house and some are inside making tye dyed shirts or whatever the fuck you call them. The others are outside doing other stuff. No fighting. No yelling. Just boredom.

But here's what's happened in the house. Will has admited to Mike that he's playing with Janelle and plans to "ride" her to the end by staying up with her and talking with her. The only thing Will doesn't know is that Janelle told the Diary Room in tonight's episode that she IS MUTHA FUCKING COMING AFTER CHILLTOWN even though she has an "alliance" with them to get everyone else out.

If she gets HOH she WILL put up CHILLTOWN. But then again she could change her mind and actually fucking fall for Will's bullshit fugly charm and not put them up and continue to go after the girls when Janelle should team up with the ladies and George to get rid of Chilltown and put them in the Jury house.

James is still the one to go this week. James was also treated like a fool in tonight's episode because we, the viewers, got to see the POV comp that pissed off James enough to start talking about legal action outside of the house.

Apparently Janelle said "Give it to me" instead of "Gimme that" when both wrestled for a doll that supposely was marked Howie and James failed to mention in his 12 plus hour rant that he DID tell Janelle "Fine, you can have it!". And then she reached for the Marcellas doll before James could get to it and won the POV round fair and square. Looks like James has no lawsuit.

Nasty. The time is 10:40 pm in the BB house and Erika is kissing Mike in the HOH tub. Yuck. Gross. Straight make out sessions. Nasty stuff.

Downstairs in the backyard Danielle and James are still talking as if James will be around next week. They talk about James winning HOH and putting up Janelle. JAMES! Will is this year's MAGGIE. And JANELLE is this year's JAMES. STUPID DUMBASS!

Oh god Erika just shut off the HOH lights and got back into the the HOH tub. Yuck! Funny, BB demanded they turn the lights back on. Damn we know everyone says Erika's game play this year is to kiss ass but now that Mike has HOH is she seriously going to sleep with the white wannabe rapper just to stay in the house. We all get to look down on Erika today. Oh and every time I try to take a screen cap of these two, THE SCREEN CRACKS!

Mike and Erika start talking game a bit. Mike really believes that Will will just bow out of the game. We all know Will is there to win it for himself. He'll use Mike just like he's using every last person. Erika just told Mike "You're cute". And then told Mike that she's really into "Personality" meaning looks don't mean much! Ohhh Mikey, sucker gut punch. Mike likes to refer to himself as a "Character" when women look at him.

Erika now reveals that BB created a POV comp for Alison during season 4's final four end game. Erika felt that the final four shouldn't have had a POV comp. It takes away the power of the HOH but not really. You make someone else the asshole by voting out someone into the Jury House and you're safe all week and you get to play for next week's final HOH. What's not to love about that? If you don't win HOH when you're in the final four then you should have played a better game.

Erika flicked off the camera and BB for that. They continue to talk about her season and their "relationship".

August 23rd: I've been away from the PC most of the day and have yet to check in on the house. From what I can tell James still has some idea that he's staying and almost ready to be voted out. Will & Janelle have kept up the flirt game.

The time is 6:40 pm in the BB house and Will & Mike are talking outside while they workout. Will reveals that his goodbye speech to James had something to do with James saying he was the new version of Will and something about Will being the teacher and not teaching James all his "tricks", whatever. Just send James to the Jury House already so Janie can finally FUCK CHILLTOWN OVER.

She better, last night's episode she claimed to still be after Chilltown, well everyone in the house.

Erika is in the shower inside the house and George is just walking about doing nothing. And now BB has asked Will to "stop singing". Now watching Will workout shirtless just isn't the greatest. After James leaves there really is no one else to screen cap for my gay readers. I'll just have to dip into the archives and bring you more Kaysar & Jase pictures!

Oh what's this? James has told Danielle that he told Janelle that if the vote is 2 on 2 and Mike votes him out then Danielle will have Janelle's back and both go after Chilltown. But if James is voted out by a 3 to 1 vote then Danielle doesn't have her back... regardless the ladies of the house need to tream the fuck up and get Chilltown out one after the other. Simple as that.

Later in the day Mike has told Erika to vote out James so that the vote is 3 to 1 for James to be evicted. They want Danielle to be the only one voting to evict George so that if George by chance wins HOH then he will have some reason to go after Danielle.

My GRAND IDEA of the three ladies getting together to get out Chilltown won't work because of slutastic whorika. Danielle will have been screwed over by Chilltown this week and will join the club of getting screwed over by Chilltown which currenly has one member: Janelle.

All Janelle and Danielle have to do is share information and get George to side with them to go after Chilltown first and Erika last. They'd want to keep Erika for her pussy ass game play because the Jury may possibly not want to award Erika for her kiss ass skank mouth. God I'm so bitchy today!

The time is 9:24 pm in the BB house and everyone except George & Mike are playing cards in the backyard... How fun. Well Mike is watching from a few feet away while he continues to act "black" with his "holla" comments. Will is now throwing out that Janelle was "cheating" while they all played cards... This guy never stops playing the mind fuck game. He feels this will work to his benefit later down the line by always calling Janelle a "cheater".

August 24th: Right now, just before midnight in the BB house James is about to down his 5th "crap" beer and he drinks it in 4 fucking seconds. Janelle, Mike and Will were just playing a game of pool but a game where you eliminate a player and can bring them back if you scratch the white ball... well, Will and Janelle were teaming up on Mike to finally eliminate him and Mike left calling Janelle a "cheater" playfully.

Everyone seems to be having fun. Will even comments to James "Is this is the DNA twist? Is this the cool James twin?" James is started to slur his words as he tells a story about a girl but then BB blocks out the story with flames... James is getting wasted on cheap beer. Janelle also forces a glass of wine down Will's mouth to get him drunk, she wants him a little bit wasted tonight.

Later Janelle and Will find themselves on the red couch in the backyard while the other houseguests play pool. She continues to push wine to his lips as he whispers something in her ear. He now puts a "barrier" between him and her by using pillows from the couch.

Will drops the wine glass getting rid of getting any drunker. Janelle asks why he did that. He then suddenly says "This is fake yard. This is a fake house." And then Danielle comes running over to them and says "We're on TV" and laughs along with Will who grabs her and pulls her into him onto the couch. He wants her to join them and to forget about the game.

Janelle is now trying to get Will to smoke. Janelle nows says to Will "Let's get into the hot tub" and Danielle gets up yelling "Hot Tub" and wants to join them. Will takes off his cloths and then gets on the pool table shirtless. He jumps on it and then BB says "Will, knock it off".

Minutes later Janelle comes out in her "Baywatch" swim suit and Will jumps off the pool table to join her in the hot tub. Suddenly James comes out and demands for more James and then joins the others in the pool. George won't get in and Danielle just sits on the edge eating a bowl of noodles.

BB announces that Danielle needs to change her microphone but then Will pulls her in so that she doesn't have to go exchange it. They all call for Mike who hasn't joined them. Erika and Janelle are on each side of Will who calls this experience "heaven" to which James calls it "hell".

BB nows asks for someone to bring Danielle's dead microphone to the storage room and Georgie jumps at the chance so the youngsters can continue with their fun.

Now Danielle starts a splash war and everyone is pushing water and everyone gets wet and then James gets upset and pops Will in the face- I'm just kidding, nothing exciting happens. Will just did a cannonball and pushed water out of the hot tub. Erika fled the scene for a second and George went to sleep inside the house...

But outside the drunk houseguests start chanting "Chicken George" over and over and over and over and over and over and over but never get his attention. They wonder where the hell Mike is and then all decided to get out wet and head to the HOH room.

All heading upstairs dripping wet and ringing the doorbell over and over and over and over and over again. Now they're all knocking hard at once. James says "Can we come in, we want to tell you about our secret alliance". Will won't let go of the doorbell and says "Eat A Dick". It's actually funny but I doubt none of this will make it on the live show.

After no response they give up except Danielle who rings the doorbell a little longer and then she gives up. They all head back to the hot tub without Mike. Could he be in the Diary Room DRUNK DUMBASSES!

Janelle is the only one that is not in the hot tub and they demand for her to get back in. She says she's "fine" and then Danielle tells Will that she's not getting his attention. They all start singing "You've lost that lovin' feeling".

Oh god, Janelle just got back as James has taken off his shorts with Will throwing them out of the hot tub. After some singing from the houseguests and flames, Erika kisses James on the cheek.

Danielle now suggests everyone to jump in the pool. Everyone follows suit and last to get to the pool is Erika and Will. Will pushes Erika in real nasy and then he starts to grab the "jack shack" pushing to make a diving board but flames come again. I assume BB is telling Will not to do it.

Supposely Danielle's head hurts because Danielle got hurt in the pool. James says he took the "brunt" of it but her head still hurts but she seems okay. She heads inside to take a shower, turns on the water and heads to the green room to get a change of clothes.

When she returns James and Erika are both in the shower, each on one side and Danielle whines that they took her shower. James laughs throwing his wet hat at her. Now Erika has left to let Danielle shower but she won't with James in there.

James says for Danielle to just shower and that he showered with Maggie last year and her dick was "this big" as he holds his hands up wide and far apart.

Soon after James starts to go on April because last year April "prided herself for not letting James and Sarah make it together into sequestor" and then James calls her a cunt and other harsh fun stuff.

Outside later Will is in the main pool now as Janelle has entered the house to take a shower. Danielle finally starts to talk game. She asks whether or not James is staying or not. Will says he is doing whatever Mike wants and that he wants Legion of Doom to remain intact.

Danielle just said that Mike said he's doing whatever you want. Will keeps on talking shit and has already put doubt in Danielle but she continues to try to get Chilltown to agree that they are keeping Danielle. Will finally says that he thinks James is "double dipping" and "selfish" but he and Mike already planned to tell people this so that it gave CT a reason to vote James out.

Now she wants Chilltown to tell her that they are voting out James because she doesn't want another "Howie" situation and to just tell her up front that he's going. James now comes out and tells Will that the Diary Room wants to talk to Will now. It seems BB is a bit upset with Will's actions.

Back inside Will and Janelle head into the Diary Room... together. What's this? James and Danielle are now in the gym talking about next week. James still THINKS he is staying this week and that he'll get HOH this Thursday and then put up James and Mike and if Janelle doesn't win POV then he'll backdoor her. If she does win POV then they will send Erika home... but little does James know that he's going home this week.

James is now in the green room telling Erika that he lied to both Janelle and Will about BB wanting them in the Diary Room. LOL. Now let's thanks tigershere for the YouTube video of tonight's antics! [at the end of the video Janelle forces a lip smack on Will]

The time is 12 pm in the BB house and everyone is up and now on an outside lockdown.

But just before they all headed out... Guess what... JAMES IS FUCKING GOING HOME!

Mike and Will just pulled Danielle into the gym and told her that they want to get rid of James. She doesn't fight it and says the usual "you do what you got to do". Now here's where Chilltown gets stupid.

They are putting faith in Janelle with hope that she'll win HOH and go after other people in the house besides Chilltown. She won't, she's coming after Chilltown or more Mike Boogie.

During the outside lockdown right now Will and Mike are in the corner of the yard whispering game. Everyone else is playing cards and just enjoying the lockdown but these 2 are talking game. Everyone can see that. Someone from Chilltown is leaving next week. Mark my words!

Ohhh BB just called out for houseguests not to talk about their votes. The only people talking game are Chilltown. FUCKING IDIOTS. Mike even tried to ask the other people across the yard if they were talking about "votes". Now Mike is upset that some "stupid fucking" person fucks up HIS game by hitting that button. FUCK YOU MIKE.

The time is 8:40 pm in the BB house and Lots has happened. Here we go. Marcellas finally made it to the Jury House and bitched about everything. Howie joined him and then pissed of Marcellas by calling him "Marci" but when Marci told Howie not to call him that Howie then called him Marjealous. Funny!

Just before the live show, literally minutes before, James was in the gym trying to get Mike to promise that he wasn't going to evict James if the vote came 2-2. Will then gave James hope that he wasn't leaving because Will said he was only doing what he was doing to make "good tv".

When the vote went live, Janelle, Will and Erika all voted out James. 3-1. James left with no drama and just hugs all around. Whatever! This is All Stars, not 3 seasons ago!

HOH comp came and Erika mutha fucking won! NOOOOO. This was the week someone from Chilltown was suppose to go. FUCK Kaysar for allowing CT to last this long. He should have put them up and sent one out. I blame Kaysar.

After the live show Danielle and Mike chat to which Danielle says she is after Will's ass. It also seems that Erika and Danielle both want Will gone. Erika getting rid of Will is obvious so she can have Mike all to herself. Danielle wants revenge.

Erika got a crappy 60's retro fugly flower room. They also keep talking as if they are a "team".

Outside Will and Mike are talking about what to do. They talk about getting on Erika's good side by telling her she's still with Chilltown even though she isn't and getting her to nominate Danielle with Janelle. They are also fearful that if Erika doesn't nominate Chilltown this week then Danielle will know something is up and that Erika is aligned with Chilltown. Everyone then eats dinner in the dining room.

Later Erika and Danielle are back in the HOH and are now talking. Danielle wants to know if George wins POV, will he take off Janelle. They start talking about other possibilites of other houseguests but nothing sounds like what Erika really wants to do.

Oh wait, what's this? Both agree that the either Will, George or Janelle "goes" this week. Meaning out of those 3, 2 will be nominated and 1 will be the replacement nominee if another uses POV.

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Desperate Housewives . Sunday September 24th

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Matt Lauer . The Next Great BlogWhore Image

The potential BlogWhore image was found on TMZ.com. Expect to see this image everywhere! And thank the heavens some possibly gay photographer felt the need to share this image with the world at large. And my lust for Matt Lauer... well it has surpassed... everyone!

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August 23, 2006

BBAS's James & Will Would Like For You To...

Can they be your dicks James & Will?

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August 22, 2006

Big Brother All Stars . Kaysar At 98 Percent Sexy

Yes I've called Kaysar a big "DUMBASS" and probably said some not so nice things about him but isn't he just so super dreamy that you almost forget how many times he fucked up both last season and this season... So damn good looking... When are you going to come out of the closet Kaysar?

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August 21, 2006

Reason To Watch . MTV's Two-A-Days

The one reason as to why you should watch MTV's newest sport docu-drama Two-A-Days: Hoover High is... Alex #34. The eight episode series follows the story of the Hoover High School Buccaneers football 2005 season. Its football life in Alabama, watch it, enjoy it, hide your erection when you watch with family members. But don't forget to thank MTV for this high quality show. Here's hoping their next sport docu-drama follow the senior's gym class in the locker rooms... just a thought.

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August 20, 2006

Tom Welling . Machinery's Hero

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August 19, 2006

GuyTV Crush . Laguna Beach 3's Kelan

Laguna Beach 3 kicked off this week and I actually tuned in. I have never shown an interest in the first 2 seasons but this guy, Kelan, was the only reason why I tuned into the season premiere. His myspace profile indicates that he's "straight" yet a "swinger" which means maybe he's into the ladies but doesn't mind sharing himself with couples? I don't get the straight world and their kinky interests!

Anyways, the first episode was listed as an hour long on MTV yet only lasted half that. Kyndra & Cami, the wannabe bitches of this season, have no idea on how to be the bitch they are attempting to be. Both are too young to even understand what a bitch is and how one maintains the "bitch" lifestyle. Pathetic rookies.

I can also understand why everyone is after Cameron, the type casted "hunk" of the season, and it's not because of his looks. The ladies and closeted boys of Laguna Beach are after Cameron because he's tall. Height means everything to young ladies and the taller the better. We all know he's not "dark" or "handsome" but he's tall. One out of three ain't so bad.

"Dark" is how I would describe Kelan. He's just adorable and could very well be the "friend" Cameron goes to talk about cars, credit cards... and each other.

This show airs on some day during the week right before or after another MTV show. Don't miss it!

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August 18, 2006

Game Wood . Dirge Of Cerberus' Vice

Dirge Of Cerberus: Final Fantasy VII . Official Game Website

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August 17, 2006

Big Brother All Stars . Week Six

Big Brother 7: All Stars has officially started. GuyTVBlog.com will begin to post daily updates on a single weekly post located at the top of the blog each week. To view previous day updates by Mr. GuyTVBlog, click "continue reading" for more BBAS dirt. And yes there may be some typos, just bare with me, I'm typing while I watch. AND yes my updates will contain SPOILERS!

Just added. Big Brother 7 Vsuls. This is where Mr. GuyTVBlog will put all of my live feed screen captures & video for those longing to see Big Brother Muscle and random shots of the houseguests doing naughty, dirty things.

Don't forget to cast your vote in GuyTVBlog's Pick Your BB All Star Male Escort!

Previous Day Updates tucked away within this post...

August 11th: First off, KING DUMBASS KAYSAR has been EVICTED! Yeah! And now the new HOH comp is underway. It seems there were too many fuck ups with the live HOH comp yesterday so Big Brother called that one "null in void" and have the houseguests competeing in a whole new game. Stay tuned to find out who wins! [Special thanks to Aldav & Dreamers for the HOH comp vids!]

Oh my god! The new HOH comp just happened and someone other than Erika HAS WON! I missed it but they aired the HOH MUTHA FUCKIN' LIVE! Howie is clapping and screaming... It looks like Janelle has won for the THIRD MUTHA FUCKIN TIME! Danielle is going up for sure. But against who? Chicken George because he supposely lied to Kaysar?

James, Danielle and Mike go into the workout room to discuss game and what just happened. Danielle has the votes to stay, in theory, but she has to go against someone not in the Legion of Doom. As they talk Howie and Janelle celebrate in the bug room. Howie's an idiot but a lucky idiot because for 6 weeks now he has done nothing but do as he's told and he's the MASTER FLOATER.

Now since Danielle put James up on the block last week with fear that he may go home then Danielle needs to go on the block for her alliance and hope she stays this week. Fair is mutha fuckin fair! James now enters the bug room to a jumping Janelle who says "we did it, we did it!" Janelle hugs James and then James tells Howie he has to win one, "its your turn".

Now James says Marcellas has to go. AND JANELLE SAYS no. And James says "bullshit! bullshit!" but Marcellas is not going up. It's Danielle and Erika. So far. Erika and Danielle are in the red room discussing the shit that has gone down but they share a few laughs because you have to.

Back to the Season 6 alliance talking about Janelle embrassing Marcellas by slamming the door in his face when he tries to go up to the HOH room. Can't wait Janie!

Now Janelle is calling Mike into the bug room because they supposely caught George listening in the green room next door. SUPPOSELY! So George can't just fucking lie down and rest without you dumb fucks thinking he's ease dropping... A houseguest can't fucking lie down next to 2 other rooms just to lie the fuck down but just because you, HOWIE, assume George is listening in on your dumbass then he's just guilty of easedropping. Just because- ahh FUCKK HOWIE.

Basically whatever the fuck Janelle does this week, Chilltown is safe yet again! Dumb Bitch.

Janelle now says at the nomination ceremony she wants to tell Erika so many dirty dirty things that include "you're a scumbag player" and "your game play disgusts me" and "i dispise you and that's why you're nominated". Janelle says "oh man it's going to be bad tomorrow".

Marcellas has yet to go up to Janelle to tell her his "threat vote" thing where the four floaters will not vote Season 6 in the end if they don't put up Chilltown this week. Janelle continues in the bug room that "those bitches are going to pay" and then she said after the HOH comp "this one's for you Kaysar".

James says this is a "repeat" of last season except they haven't nominated him yet and Janelle says shut up we're not nominating you. Oh imagine Kaysar watching the live feeds watching James continue to fuck with his own Season 6 alliance members. Kaysar must be so pissed!

Oh why or why isn't Ivette in the house instead of Howie. Imagine how different the entire game would have been with Ivette in the house!!! FUCK HOWIE!

Will is now talking with Janelle and Howie in the bathroom and he mentions Marcellas and they say no again. He keeps pushing for Marcellas and will continue to push for Marcellas until nominations are done. Janelle has admited to James earlier that if Danielle does come off the block with POV then Marcellas will go up. Now Will is telling them that he'll do his best to win HOH next week but we all know that's bullshit.

The time is 12:40 am in the BB house and James and Mike are talking in the workout room about having the Legion of Doom [Danielle, James, Will, Mike] going against the Legion of Dummies [George, Howie, Erika, Marcellas]. I'm assuming he's talking about the food comp. They break and go back into the house.

Janelle now gets her HOH key and everyone goes up to the now dark blue room. Janelle has crap and shit in her basket... I can't wait for someone to fuck with her nominations this week with the new All Star twist, coup d'etat! If you don't know what this is then here goes the explaination. Right before the live eviction the winner of coup d'etat will have the power to over throw the HOH nominees and put up any replacement nominees and then have the house vote on 2 new nominess that the coup d'etat winner has chosen.

So if Janelle nominates Danielle and Erika and neither gets POV then right before the eviction the coup d'etat winner will announce that they want to over throw Janelle's current nominees. Let's say James wins it. He will say I want to nominate Marcellas and pull of Danielle. Now the house votes at the last minute and evict either Marcellas or Erika. That's how the coup d'etat power works. But this only lasts for 3 weeks with this week being the first week.

Ohh what's this in the HOH room? Janelle asks Howie if he feels bad about getting "so paranoid" about James last week. Howie says yes and says they should tell him and apologize. LOL. Janelle says if James leaves and sees all this shit she, Howie and Kaysar said about him that he would really be "pissed". LOL. Now she says that she really thought James had a deal with Danielle.... but that Danielle needs to leave this week so that James has no where else to go in the game other than the Season 6 alliance.

Janellie now says that none of the floaters are allowed in the HOH room and that she "dispises" each and everyone one of them.

Later in the red room Marcellas, Erika, Danielle and James discuss Kaysar's bullshit exit speech about respect. Erika basically doesn't believe she owes him anything. James says Season 6 took out 3 big threats and 1 minor threat, Diane, and thus everyone else was protected but not really protected at the same time.

Now Marcellas and James exchange not so friendly yet safe words about their actions in the past weeks but Danielle interrupts stopping them as she talks about "respect". Danielle now does a FUCKING great job about how she did what she did because Season 6 was four members strong and nothing was "personal". All of this in front of Marcellas and Erika.

Danielle is really frustrated that Kaysar and maybe others don't really understand why Kaysar was heading out the door. Kaysar supposely hesitated when Danielle asked if he would be her friend outside of the game. Danielle was shocked by this. I guess he said something about "we'll see".

James now delivers a message that if anyone aka Kaysar doesn't want to be his friend outside of this game because of his actions inside the game then you can go "fuck off". So Kaysar, you don't like how James played you... then "fuck off". Erika just said "fuck Big Brother" because she's still upset about how the HOH shit went down yesterday.

Erika is refusing to put on her microphone and is telling BB to "fuck off" again! Funny! Flames came on the feeds and then we return to an extremely upset Erika in the red room because she had HOH and then she lost HOH to Janelle. She's now alone in the red room and the camera pans up to the "hate" sign just behind a very angry Erika. Marcellas comes into the red room and she says she's "livid".

Erika's biggest problem with Janelle winning was that if there was technical difficulties then the people who lost by no fault of a technical error should not have been able to compete. Janelle answered wrong, she answered "true" when the correct answer was "false" so Janelle should not have competed in the next HOH comp according to Erika. Erika now says she won't give BB "television" or "diary rooms" and they can have her money she's earned for her six week stay in the house.

Poor Marci is trying to calm her down. Erika is now crying, so angry she can't even form words. If Erika doesn't give her DOR this week, meaning a voluntary exit, then she's going to no longer give a fuck until she's out of the house. Good girl Erika!

Erika just said "lawsuit" and the flames came a roarin' on the feeds. Feeds are back and Erika is walking to the bathroom. "Fuck this shit"

Now Danielle and James talk game in the dark in the bug room. They come up with a plan with James telling Janelle to not put up 2 strong players because one of them will stay and come after her. To put up Danielle and Marcellas, one strong and one weak. It could work but Janelle is fearful that Erika could win POV and save Danielle and then neither goes home.

In the HOH room Will is talking with Janelle and Howie and he's getting them to see his way without much debate. Will says that if you are going to treat the floaters like shit then treat Chilltown like shit as well because they will catch on that Chilltown and Season 6 are working together.

Now he says that if Chilltown and Season 6 come together then it's five against 4 floaters. Now he says he doesn't trust James down the line and Janelle said "then you should have kept Kaysar" and then Will says "that's your fault"! FUCKYEAH. If Janelle really wanted to protect Kaysar she should have not used the POV and saved herself but she did and it is her fault that Kaysar is gone. It's all her fault and only her fault.

Downstairs in the red room Erika is back to bed sniffling as Marcellas continues to verbally comfort her. Now Marcellas calls Kaysar's actions towards Erika as "emotional blackmail" and Erika jumps at that saying "It was, he really did that to me". Good girl Erika. No more tears for Kaysar!

Now Marci and Erika figure out what Janelle is going to do with him, Erika and Danielle. Erika cries again saying "I tried so hard to protect us Marci". Now Erika is laughing soon after with Marci about the shit that's happened and the George lie that is spreading through the house. Now Erika says that George has to go because no one ever "fucking" knows which way he's going to vote.

Erika is back to being "livid" about Janelle. Now she doesn't want to get up to compete in the Food comp tomorrow but then she would be most likely put on slop for not competing.

Up in the HOH room, Janelle and Howie send out Will as they discuss going to the end with James and not splitting the money with Will. They also say that if they do split the money it will be with James and not Chilltown. Howie then looks into the camera to tell Sarah something about lovin' james and to the end with James.

And Downstairs in the bug room, Will is giving his Legion of Doom alliance all the details. Information is exchanged and Erika seems to be the new target if Danielle is pulled off the block. Will also says Howie is power hungry.

James leaves his alliance and goes to the bathroom to talk to Janelle. She tells him about the 5 to the end alliance and that all the floaters will be sent out the door if they continue with power. Then James runs into Howie in the dining room table area who tries to get James to be on his team with Chilltown vs the floaters. Howie really believes that the floaters will lose the food comp and be put on slop. James says he's down with that. We'll see.

Now Erika and Marci talk in the red room about POV and since Janelle can't play the odds are better in their favor to get George on the block and send him home. It could happen. But so could coup d'etat.

The time is 4 pm in the BORING ASS BB house and lots of stuff has happened until it got really boring right now.

Food Comp happened and I'm not sure who or how many are maybe on slop but Big Brother All Stars Nicole BB2, Jun BB4 and Marvin BB5 all were judges for the comp and somebody won. Pretty boring but Jun looks skinny and hot... from far away though.

Janelle has supposely threatened Chilltown that if they win POV and use it on her nominations that the other member of CT will go up but they believe Janelle won't do this and just put up Marcellas regardless.

Janelle also supposely invited Marci to go up the HOH room but Marci declined so in turn BB won't have footage of Janelle slamming the door in his face.

James, Will and Mike were whispering in the bug room about everything that can go down regarding Danielle and Erika on the block and how Janelle has to go home next week because she can't play HOH and DUMBASS Howie is only left to compete.

The time is 8 pm in the BB house and Janelle has made her nominations. Danielle and Erika. Obviously the bitch is afraid of other ladies in the house. From what I saw Will made a comment regarding Janelle telling Erika that she "dispised" her game play but Will said everyone has their own strategy.

Janelle is now up in her HOH room afraid to talk to the people she nominated. Howie is with Janelle and I don't really give a fuck what they're discussing because they are both dead in the water in the weeks to come. James is in the backyard having fun with his secret Legion of Doom alliance members. They all know Erika is the one to go home this week because they control the votes meaning George being the deciding vote.

Will also made some nasty comments toward those of us who watch and type the feeds stuff as we are to be looked down by him and others... BUT KNOW THIS... Will himself is looked down on by others who feel he's worthless and maybe a little pathetic for going on a reality show and dating a woman who was from another reality show. Just know that there are people with more in life that look down at Will and probably tell him to his face how pathetic he is in their eyes. Hope that makes people who are hurt by Will's comments feel a bit better about how Will's ego must be hurt countless times outside of the house.

Will has now asked if anyone cares if he takes one of Kaysar's shirts and cuts it up into head bands and such. Apparently Kaysar had left the red shirt behind in the washer.

In the HOH room Howie is ranting about how Kaysar shouldn't have gone home but the finals with them but who really cares anymore. Everyone in that house has every right to get to the final 2 spots. Janelle wants to ask Danielle if she'd like to sleep in the HOH bed since last week Janelle made her loose her bed. Both are ranting about the "float herd" as if this name really means anything because nothing can compare to the MUTHA FUCKING NERD HERD!

Oh my, Howie just called Marcellas... Marjealous!!! Howie should be called April in the house. I would be calling him that non stop in the house, every time I see him, even on the live show! Fuck Howie.

The time is 9:20 pm in the BB house and Will and Janelle are talking game-ish stuff on the outside couches. Mike is in the hot tub too far away to hear. Janelle goes over again that if CT wins POV they can't use it or the other goes up. And that Danielle is the one to go home even though Will and Mike WILL NOT vote out Danielle. And that if Danielle is saved in any way by the POV that Erika goes home.

Will also asks if James is in on the final 5 alliance [that's complete bullshit to everyone except Janelle and Howie] and Janelle says James is down with it. She also said that James said that Marcellas goes next. Janelle also confirmed that it was Kaysar who started the whole George swearing on his family that he wouldn't vote to evict Kaysar last week. Interesting... so now who's lying?

Will now keeps pushing the "get the floaters out" agenda to Janelle to keep her focused on getting out floaters. The more this dumb blonde thinks about floaters the less she'll think about Chilltown and the Legion of Doom!

Oh yes and the beds are back in the house. And the hot water is back on. Life is back to the fucked up normal in the BB house.

Now James and Will talk game in the bug room about how Janelle is "commited to the floaters getting out". Will seems to be enjoying the Legion of Doom. James now tells Will that Janelle doesn't want Marcellas to go home this week she wants one of the girls to go home because if Marcellas goes home then both girls will be coming for Janelle... even though they already are. George would go up as a "pawn".

August 12th: It looks like Beau will be part of the returning houseguests for the POV comp. Watch for him Tuesday night! Beau hates Marcellas and vice fucking versa. Nicole and Will had an exchange of not so friendly words during the Food comp so expect the same with Marci and Bobo this Tuesday when the comp airs. Or will BB cut that part out and just be flat out pricks!

In the BB house it seems Marcellas has talked with Erika about his assumptions that James will vote out Danielle if the nominations stick. Just another delusional houseguest unaware of the Legion of Doom. He's under the impression that James is still upset with Danielle for putting him on the block and will vote out Danielle thus saving Erika when in fact Danielle will be safe this week... if the Legion of Doom has their way.

The time is 1 am in the BB house and the shit has just missed the fan and splattered on the wall. Howie, of all people, has figured out that someone from their alliance of 5 [Chilltown & Season 6], is LEAKING information. Howie heard the floaters using the term "float herd" and this proves that there's a leak because they have never told anyone outside of their alliance this meaning never telling the actual floaters "you're a float herd".

Will is right now in the HOH room charming his way out of Season 6's assumptions. Janelle and Howie are a bit upset with Chilltown for being the possible leak. Howie suspects James but Janelle trusts James.

Something potentially BIG is going on in the BB house. It seems Erika and Mike have kissed in the hot tub and Will is now telling the internet fans, us, that he actually loves us and he only trashes the internet in front of the other houseguests. Will has also told us that Mike and Erika have been in a relationship outside of the house for 6 months and not even BB knew about the relationship.

Um... what the fuck. So does this mean fucking Danielle is leaving the house??? Oh my nutsac! I hear Erika and Mike kissing under the sheets but the feeds froze so I can supply no screenshots. They are in the red room. Now Mike has gone under the MUTHA FUCKIN sheets and is doing yucky straight stuff to Erika. She laughs asking for Mike to please stop. There's some heavy breathing from Mike coming.

Now Mike is telling Erika to get some rest to win POV tomorrow. Mike just called Erika "sweetheart" and Erika says later "I didn't want to give anything away" and then Mike says soon after "oh yeah, secret alliance". Wow, I've seen it for myself, they are in a relationship! Mike is now spooning Erika and then someone messes with the door and they separate fucking really quick.

Wow again. The new MUTHA FUCKIN secret alliance is Erika, Will and Mike. Mike and Erika are in a relationship that started outside of this game and it seems Danielle is going home and the Legion of Doom will simply just die this week. Wow.

Later in the HOH room it seems Janelle and Howie have almost figured out that Danielle and James are working together and that James lied to them all last week and acted the entire week. That James knew he was safe...

Man, with James about to loose his partner and Erika & Mike in a secret relationship, now the mutha fuckin house has flipped... and it all happened without KING DUMBASS KAYSAR!

James at one point was talking with Mike in the bug room about the Legion of Doom could be either the "greatest or most hated" alliance in BB history... little does James know that even the Legion of Doom means nothing to Chilltown who have an even more secret alliance with Erika.

The time is 8:30 pm in the BB house and Janelle & Dr. Delicious are playfully and pathetically flirting in the kitchen area. I, Mr. GuyTVBlog, have been out for most of the day so I've missed alot of what's been happening. So after checking various forums and BB sites here's the run down.

Janelle and Marcellas got into but didn't really shout or yell at each other and Marcellas made his way into the HOH without Janelle slamming the door in his face. They got some issues dealt with that's been building over the past few weeks but both finished the conversation with a bad taste in their mouths.

Then Janelle and James got into it about how Janelle lied first to James thus causing him to lie in the game. They dealt with some issues but nothing really changed between them all that much.

Howie has told Erika about the James and Danielle secret alliance. The words "ultimate betrayal" has been tossed around.

Will has gone up the HOH and has started selling out James but he's gotten the idea that Janelle is not going to turn on her own alliance so then Will starts pushing for Marcellas. Janelle wants to guarantee that either Erika or Danielle goes home this week.

And... DANIELLE WON THE MUTHA FUCKING POWER OF VETO! Fuck yeah!

Now with Danielle pulling herself off the block that means Janelle wants Erika to leave the house. Now comes the question of who to put up. Chicken George? Maybe. But Janelle has told James that she wants to put up one of the members of Chilltown to test their alliance and to make sure that Erika goes home.

Right now Erika, Danielle and Marcellas are talking about how Janelle should and may put up in place of Danielle. Erika is pushing for George and saying Chilltown will go after Janelle next week if they stay... whatever bitch, we all know now that you're on your knees giving Mikey lady like hand jobs.

Danielle, Will and Erika are talking in the bathroom about Janelle wanting to put up Mike when Danielle pulls herself off. Erika is bitchy cunty whining that George should go because he does nothing and they need someone to "play" the game to take out Season 6. Ohh... Erika.. poor poor poor Erika... lover and lover going on the block, one of them is leaving, boo the fuck woo.

Danielle is "surprised" that Season 6 won't take a "truce". Erika then burps before she leaves the red room demanding Janelle to get "drunk" with her.

Outside Howie, Janelle, Danielle and Will are eating from the new grill that's been given to them. Oh this is SICK, Danielle and Janelle are bonding and having cordial conversation just because Danielle is coming off the block and Janelle doesn't want her after her anymore when we all know bitches are going after the bitches in this mutha fucking house.

Mike is now in the storage room with Will telling him "I'm about to flip" because he may have possiblity of going on the block. But now Will is telling Mike that Janelle isn't going to put Mike on the block and everyone thinks she is, more mind fucking from Dr. Will.

Mike just boasted that he made out with Erika in the bathroom. Now they talk about Danielle not wanting to vote out George if he's put on the block next to Erika. Now they talk about if both of them are put on the block that Will will campaign to have himself voted out so that he can control the jury to voting Mike in the end.

Danielle is now in the bathroom with Will trying to get him to work with Janelle to not have Mike on the block in place of her. Will says he has it under control. I can't figure this fucking out. Either Janelle secretly wants Mike on the block despite whatever bullshit Will has said to her or this is a big ploy to shock everyone else about who's really going up in place of Danielle. I can't figure it the fuck out!

The time is 11 pm in the BB house and Janelle, Will, Mike, Erika and Danielle are talking about nothing and shit. Wait, Janelle is bitching about the margarita party that recently aired on TV and BB made it look as if they had a great time when everyone hated it and Will wanted to throw the margarita machine in the pool. Now some of them are saying they want liquor now, I think Janelle said "vodka".

Next they talk about the Food Comp and Jun is the hot topic. Erika hates that "fat bitch" and supposely left the backyard to go into the bedroom so that she wouldn't go "off". Marvin was "funny as hell" and Nicole and Jun came wanting to be the bitch, but Jun wanting to be the main bitch off the comp.

Now they move to the POV comp where Howie was asking the feature BB All Stars, Hardy and Scott if he was "fat". Scott said Howie was fat and could stand to loose some weight. Talk moves to internet fan and hate websites. Erika then mutters "I guess we're not getting liquor".

August 13th: Will, Janelle, Mike, Erika and Danielle are chatting around the hot tub. Chatting about previous seasons, recent All Stars appearing this week in the house such as the every so dreamy Hardy BB2 and the every so air headed April BB6 and the ever so poke a stick at a reality star Scott BB5.

Will has now dramatically revealed that Nicole and Hardy were asked to be part of the "20" but for some reason both declined. DAMN IT!

Upstairs in the HOH room James and Howie talk about the end votes and the possibility of 2 from Season 6 making it to the final 2 spots. Howie, of all people, talk about Janelle screwing up the final votes from the jury with her actions this entire game.

Back downstairs in the hot tub drunk Janie and drunk Erika are all over Will discussing what could happen if the cameras were rolling. Will says he was born in Italy and lived a European lifestyle and then requests for them to take off their tops. Danielle came out but then saw what was happening in the hot tub and she smiles going back inside.

"Take your shorts off and we'll talk business" requests Janelle. Will asks if this the "hook up alliance", or the "Will is getting dumped alliance"? Janelle and Erika playfully say that Will's body is so "hard". "You've gotten so in shape since you've been here" says Janelle. Will keeps staying "stop" over and over with a big smile.

Will tries to get out and Janelle pushes him back into the hot tub. Now both girls make a deal to kiss if BB gives them 2 more bottles of wine. Janelle's hands are all over Will and she keeps saying "Dr. Delicious, you're so dreamy". Now Will says that if he takes off his shorts then there's no where else to go... but Erika quickly says "the bedroom" and then Janelle says "the HOH". Now they talk about going to the shower to bathe together.

Will is now running through the house dripping wet to find Mike in the bug room snapping his fingers for him to come now to the HOH to take the shower. Mike is now pissed and says he's "not in the mood". It seems Erika has invited Mike in the 3 way- now 4 way shower in the HOH room.

They both head upstairs and find Howie has been told to leave the HOH room. He watches them stand there ringing the doorbell as both ladies, Erika and Janelle pull in Will and Mike. Janelle now opens the door and tells Howie "we'll be down in a second" and Howie asks what's going on, "sex?"

Janelle runs downstairs to pretty herself up in the bathroom mirror. Erika has come out of the bathroom letting Janelle "pee" while the boys upstairs call out "ladies?" This is sick straight behaviour.

Now both girls run upstairs and once they enter the house, Howie pushed out of the HOH room! LOL. Poor, poor poor Howie. Never ever ever going to get laid in the BB house.

Feeds cut to flames for a few minutes but now we've returned to a HOH shower with all four horny fuckers. How pathetic, they all still have their clothes on. What a waste. Now if only they all could come shattering through the glass and collapse on the floor laughing while bleeding, well now you got a fucked up sick show instead of a bullshit fully clothed shower. How dare these All Stars compare themselves to the Real World earlier in the hot tub!

Janelle lifts her leg up into Will's body begging him to lick some kind of stuff off of her. He won't because he's committed to his girlfriend outside of the house. There's requests for kisses but with no tounge from Dr. Will and Janelle can't seem to take her hands off of Will. I'm thinking Janelle wants to piss of Will's girlfriend so she can have Will once the game is done. At one point Will tries to leave but both Janelle and Erika pull him right back in.

Will keeps opening the door to get out and Erika slams the door shut causing some bottles to fall over. Supposely Janelle and Erika kissed and now Will has to kiss Janelle. It seems something happened where Mike says "that'll do" and both Erika and Mike leave the shower while Janelle shuts the door keeping Will in. Now they give up and just "shower". Janelle now leaves the shower.

Mike says to Will as he comes out of the shower, "Dr. McDreamy and Janelle have a kiss" and Will says "that's not true" to which Mike says "just a peck". Will now comes out of the HOH bathroom and is wearing the HOH robe. Janelle says "you got a booger on your eyelash" to which Will quickly remarks "thanks, how romantic." Will then says "Janelle, I'd love to hook up with you but you fart too much."

Now Janelle and Will talk about what happened or didn't happen in the shower and that Will's girlfriend outside of the house may not like the idea of future showers together.

Interesting, at one point in the night Erika slipped into the twin size bed of Mike's in the bug room. And then... Janelle walks in catching Erika and Mike in BED TOGETHER! She asks "what are you guys doing" and they lie saying they are talking about some body lotion from the four way shower earlier. There's some smack kissing heard from them and then Erika leaves. Mike also fears that Janelle will see them as a pair down the line...

The time is 4 pm in the BB house and Danielle & Erika are talking game on the backyard couch. Danielle doesn't know Erika would rather have Danielle leave had Dani not won the POV. Erika still doesn't know about the Legion of Doom alliance and Danielle has no idea Erika is aligned with Chilltown. There are so many fucking alliances and no one knows them all... except... FUCKING CHILLTOWN!

Howie just came out into the backyard and I just lost my interest so let's recap what's been happening in the house since the late night happenings.

Will is continuing his "Get James Out" plan because at this point James is the only male houseguest that actually threatens Will's chance from winning. Janelle isn't buying it but Howie is. Howie is already ready for James to be put up. Janelle keeps telling Will that putting up James doesn't help her in the long run when it comes to "numbers".

Mike has gotten wind of James' name being tossed around upstairs and goes to James and Danielle that the James is going to be confronted and to lie upstairs about James and Danielle working together. So James goes up into the HOH room and discovers that he is being directly asked if he's working with Danielle.

And so what does James do. He lies. Says he took out Erika and put "20 seconds" on the POV comp because he just wasn't thinking or something bullshit like that.

Will throughout the day is trying to get Janelle to put up someone other than Mike or him as a "pawn" against Erika. James is his MASTER PLAN when no one other than him, Janelle and Howie are talking. Marcellas is the name being brought up by Legion of Doom to Janelle as well as Chicken George.

If Janelle was smart to put up Mike against Erika to almost guarantee that Erika is going home because we all know Will supposely doesn't care about the money all too much and would rather have his friend win so if Mike is on the block Will will charm his way into getting Chilltown to stay thus meaning Erika would be evicted.

If Janelle puts up James and James is evicted because of Chilltown, then Janelle's is truley the DUMBASS BLONDE of the All Stars season and Will deserves the final 2 spots. He even keeps telling Janelle that anyone will "win" over him or Mike in the final 2 spots because they have money, almost like he's trying to get people to think "i need to take Will to the end so I can win" when we all know everyone will vote Will because he will have mind fucked 2 households to getting to the final 2 without winning nearly anything.

Don't fuck this up Janelle.

Janelle seems to be secretly working with Marcellas now in the workout room and agree that if they both get past the next 2 weeks then they can start playing without fear. If this continues then Janelle won't put up Marcellas this week in place of Danielle.

Right now the houseguests have been given crafts to do. Janelle and Will are making flower necklaces at the dining room table. How fucking exciting!!!

Up in the HOH room Mike and James are talking about the potential of Howie winning HOH next week and how to backdoor Janelle next week. Now I'm tired of James consent whining of Janelle and how she's a "bitch". I'm finally on the "Shut the Fuck up James" bandwagon.

It makes sense for Mike to talk Janelle into not putting up James because it keeps CT in 3 different alliances this week. Now if Mike does go on the block with Erika then they would HAVE to send Erika into the jury house so that Erika would then be a vote for CT in the end game.

The time is 10 pm in the BB house and James & Will are cooking outside discussing whether Janelle is going to put up James or Marcellas in the nomination chair.

It seems hours ago 2 clues were put inside and outside of the house for the coup d'etat power. First a giant needle and thread was put outside in the backyard. Then later a GRIM FUCKING REAPER was standing in the house as another clue for the coup d'etat and Mike may have won because he guessed "You Reap What You Sow" but Julie Chen said the clues make up a "well known phrase that applies to the game". I've never heard "You Reap What You Sow" in any season of BB but then again I may have missed it. It seems Mike has the new POWER this week. So forget about Erika going home this week! FUCK!

Oh god I can't believe I missed the GRIM REAPER! Supposely it pointed at Danielle. It was moving, possibly a person inside of a costume!

August 14th: Just before midnight Will, Mike, Howie, Danielle, Janelle and Erika are playing spin the floating bottle in the hot tub. Well Danielle actually isn't playing because she got a man but the cameras did catch Will pushing his closed lips into Erika's. Then Mike spun the floating bottle and got Erika and kissed her a bit more passionately. Danielle had to look away.

Now no one knows Erika and Mike are in a secret relationship that started outside of the house because everyone thinks what's happening between Erika and Mike is a "showmance". Erika and Mike just won a night in the HOH from the made up rules of spin the floating bottle. I think we will have live feed yucky straight sex on BIG BROTHER ALL STARS! Yuck!

Later Will just slipped that in the hot tub is a "couple" and he named everyone else something... he outed Mike and Erika by mistake and no one caught it. Mike even looks back at the camera with a smile. At this point Mike is sitting on the steps of the hot tub with Erika sitting between his legs with her back to him.

Now Will tells Erika and Mike "you look like a very well matched couple". Again no one suspects a thing between the two. Even on last night's CBS broadcast episode of BBAS' they showed a clip of Erika and Mike kissing in the red room bed, a tiny clip shown just after the "executive producers" screen shot.

Mike and Erika head on inside with intention to go up into the HOH room. They walk down to the red room first to get clothes when Erika pulls Mike into the red room and slides the door shut so they can KISS! Nasty, gross straights kissing! I'm shivering at the thought of screen capturing shots of straight sex.

James is possibly giving Mike condom advice on where to find them in the HOH room. I guess everyone knows they are going to fuck tonight. Mike is now in the HOH room while Erika is already in the bed... he removes his shirt and turns off the lights.

Now he gets close to her in bed, rolling on top of Erika's skeleton booby body and starts lips smacking so loud my ears bleed. They pull the covers over them and Erika giggles Mike's spit out of her mouth as she mutters "this is going to be on television".

They break apart so that Mike can "breathe" and then Erika starts getting on top of a heavy breathing Mike. She started to travel her sloppy loud kisses down his stomach but was not woman enough to suck him off under the covers.

Now they stopped kissing. He's laying there and she's spooning him... That's it? Wait, Mike doesn't think the camera's are on and that no one is paying attention to them... Erika assumes that 9 million people will see this. More like 7.2 million. Don't flatter yourself booby tits!

Now Mike is talking game and talking as if he has the power to fuck things up Thursday. This fucker talks during sex? How annoying! Wait, my ears are bleeding again because they are back to lips smacking.

Mike is avoiding something, now he asks if she's too hot. NOW he suggests to listen to some music with her on the double cd... the live feeds suck on this sex couple SO FUCKING BAD that they switch back to the hot tub downstairs. Straight people apparently don't "suck".

Sorry all four feeds are on the hot tub talk between Janelle, Howie and Will. They are trying to talk Janelle into "stirring things up" by putting up Marcellas this week and that Erika is going home. Little do they know!

Back to Mike and Erika. She's kissing him while he's listening to music. Does he need the music of a beefy rapper like 50 cent to get him in the mood? Feeds just got boring on the straights attempting sex so we got back to the hot tub to find a naked Howie walking out of the hot tub inside the house. White bare butt cheeks.

Sorry no screen caps of Howie's bare butt cheeks, I did try but my screen cracked when I did it!

The time is 2 pm in the BB house and Veto Ceremony has finished. Janelle was getting pressure from Will to put up James because we all know the only real competition for Will left in the game is James. I believe Will wants to take Janelle to the end because he knows he can win against her and all the angry people in the jury will have issues with Janie... espeically after this week!

Danielle has used the POV and pulled herself off and who goes up? George's name was tossed around but this morning Chilltown, among others, have convinced Janelle to put up Marcellas! Marci is on the block! Now Chilltown will try to get on Marci's good side before he leaves the house because we all know Erika is staying, that is if Mike has the new power of the house that will be revealed Thursday.

Chilltown is letting everyone else, mainly Season 6, do all the dirty work. James, Janelle and Howie figured this out last night or more saw a bit deeper into Chilltown's actions yet Janelle claims that she wants to go after Chilltown after others have left the house. They also agree that if Chilltown doesn't vote the way they want, meaning to evict Erika, they'll know they've been fucked and Chilltown will become enemy number one with Season 6, more so only to Janelle and Howie. James doesn't give a fuck.

Marcellas has brought the word "fag" into the red room claiming the "boys" are after him. More like the "boys" are just annoyed with you, I've even annoyed with you Marci!

Right now in the HOH room, the time being 2:10 pm, Howie is talking about how he has to win HOH this week to bring it back to them. Now they talk about how this week last year Kaysar was just betrayed and how April was in the backyard being told by Janelle "at least he doesn't look like a liar". Howie says "that was a year ago, do you believe that shit". I guess Janie and Howard the DUMBASS are thinking about the good ol' days.

Danielle is in the red room with Marcellas and Erika talking crap about crap. I'm now officially tired of Danielle's recycled stories. Is this how she was during her season because I didn't have the live feeds then. Talk talk talk talk- no wait, I mean recycled talk talk talk talk.

In the backyard James is trashing Howie to Mike saying that Howard can't think on his own once Janelle is out. Why can't James just get past what Janelle did and have him and Danielle go up to the HOH and just come out with everything- wait, Janelle would still lie about her true intentions so fuck that idea. James is so cocky about his Legion of Doom alliance when little does he know that Chilltown controls this house and will soon serve James his walking papers in the coming weeks before the finale.

The time is 9:20 pm in the BB house and it seems the halfway point season party is winding down. Earlier they played music for the houseguests and gave them loads of beer and wine and even allowed George to eat and drink. It seems that Howie and Janelle were talking about how they did this exact same party for them last season. Everyone was dancing, drinking and then soon after that all the fighting started.

Yet I highly doubt any fighting will happen tonight.

Right now Janelle just walked into the red room to ask James, Marcellas and Danielle if they want to play "bullshit" with the cards. She says the game is really cool because it is all based on "lies" and James asks "Big Brother or Bullshit?" Janelle said Howie is the "worst" at lying. Interesting.. I'm betting this just might make the show... with a high number of BEEPS! All four seem to be laughing and having fun.

The time is 10:20 pm in the BB house and nearly everyone but Mike and James are playing "Murderer" with cards. Basically you deal a number of cards to the people playing, embed the ace of spades somewhere in the cards and deal it to someone. The person looks at their card(s) to discover the ace of spades and then everyone starts looking at each other with no one knowing who has the ace of spades.

If you have the ace of spades you are the murderer and how you kill people in the game is by winking at them. They play dead and then nothing happens at the end. It's fun and helps pass the time.

Howie is being a little bitch by telling everyone he's not here to play stupid little games. Will makes him play. In their first game they deal out the cards with the ace of spades and Howie starts looking at everyone. Will points out that Howie looks scared as hell and then George plays dead. Then Danielle says "Howie is the assassin" and Howie asks what does that mean? "What the hell does that mean? What the hell are we playing?" Will then asks Howie if he has the ace of spades. Howie looks at his cards saying "so what if I did? How do you play this game?"

I laughed so hard as Marcellas outs himself as the assassin and everyone laughs... AT HOWIE! After Will explains the game Howie asks for him to explain it again. GOD HE'S SO SSSTTUUTUPPPIIIDDD! Howie keeps fucking up every round followed by more louder laughter... AT HOWIE. Then Will says "It's so hard to wink at Howie when he's asking you more questions on how to play". Funny!

Next the start playing with 2 assassins with 2 ace cards. Danielle won the first round and killed Howie, the other assassin. Yeah Danielle won Big Brother All Stars!- WAIT, no she didn't.

August 15th: Well I've missed most of the day's live feeds due to other outside interests. Here's the rundown of what has happened in the house that is worth mentioning.

Erika and Danielle are under the assumption that Erika is staying this week and that they have to win HOH next week to get rid of Will so that Mike can work to their advantage. Doesn't seem like a legit plan because most of the game talk in the game is just shit pulled right out of their asses.

The Legion of Doom tried to get Howie among other houseguests to get into a verbal fight with Marcellas but it seems that that never happened.

Everyone in the house thinks this week's HOH will be a "crap shoot" meaning anyone can win the game because the comp will be based on nothing but luck and no skill whatsoever. Even George could win!

Later Will busted Janelle as she was listening or easedropping on the talk that was happening in the red room.

Mike has also brought up to the house that he has a fetish of fucking in odd places such as an airplane. He gets hard while riding one. Sounds pretty gay to me.

Both Janelle and Will somewhat regret the four way fully clothed shower they had some time ago but continue to remain close even though both are secretly playing each other and both are secretly attracted to each other.

And Janelle almost fell down but kept her wine from spilling! Thanks to capgirl2 for the video!

The time of 8:40 pm in the BB house and Janelle and Will are talking in the hammock and the talk of Marcellas being sent home this week instead of Erika is brought up. Will slips up by saying "I want to do what you want to do but I really want to send Marcellas home." Janelle actually picks up on this rather quickly making sure that Will doesn't backstab her and send Marcellas home this week. She makes him say that he isn't voting out Marcellas this week.

Bitchy Marci is in the red room bitchin' about Will and Janelle talking in the outside hammock for hours. Erika makes it seem that Janelle choose Will over him and that Marcellas says that it is Janelle's fault that Will has the game. "She keeps giving him the game". So basically when Marbitchy goes into the jury house, that will be his argument from the day he walks in to the day they confront the final 2... that is if Janie makes it the final 2.

Erika and Will can not understand why Will "works" on some people but not him. Erika doesn't know. Now Marcellas says that no one in the history could do what Will is doing to Janelle. Erika brings up Roddy's name and Marcellas brings up that fact that he was the one that got Roddy evicted. He said Roddy showed him his ass but that wasn't enough. Marci laughs as the feeds switch cameras.

Right now Danielle and Mike are talking in the hot tub. She finally asks him "why me to align with?" and Mike says something about Jason and her keeping her truth and some other bullshit. She then asks "do you really believe that?" and Mike says he does. Just more bullshit that we won't know if it is true until we see the Diary Room confessions.

August 16th: Just before midnight Will is in the HOH room talking with Janelle about splitting the money in the end and allowing "everyone to win" in the end. Janelle is also upset with Will that he's got "other motives" in the house. Will bullshits "it's all my fault" and then stupid Janelle says "it's not your fault" BUT IT IS BITCH!

They move downstairs to eat "like a fucking beast" with the rest of the house. It seems once the clock chimes on midnight then it becomse a "slop" day!

Other antics in the house tonight involve the deal that Erika and Janelle have come to a week's truce. If Janelle allows Erika to stay with the voting power she thinks she has then Erika has to put up Danielle if she wins HOH this Thursday. Erika has sworn on her own mother to honor this. But elsewhere in the house it seems other people are aware of the deal. Goodbye Marbitchy!

As I type I can hear the houseguests shoveling food down their throat. That sound is worse than Marci shuffling the cards.

Outside in the yard Howie and James are exchanging words about Janelle's game play. Howie still believes in the girl while James keeps pushing his agenda that Janie is a mega uber stellar bitch. "She's fucking up my game by making other deals with other people and lying to my face." Um... that's exactly what James is doing in this game.

Will just came out into the backyard and threw something large and round in the pool, possibly a watermelon.

Wow, James and Howie get back to their alliance talk and James looks into the camera saying "That's why I took down his shirt today. Fuck him. He doesn't deserve to be here. He's a fucking idiot. Too many times he tried to fuck over his own team because he wants to make some kind of huge statement. Well guess what, you did, you went home 3 times before fucking anyone else in this fucking game... Trying to stab me in the back, I'm glad you went home BITCH!" Howie continues to claim innocence in everything Kaysar and Janelle have done in the game. I believe that.

James continues with his wild thought. "You know, his word, just like Jennifer's. Same thing. He's not a man of his word. He says just whatever he fuckin- You wanted to play differently Kaysar, you did this time." WOW FUCKING AGAIN! James is sooo upset with Kaysar because of what Janelle said to him earlier. I have no idea what she said but James is pissed! OOhhh James just found out that Kaysar supposely wanted to put up James week four. Interesting...

Danielle is now on the outside red couch talking to herself how she's acting like she's drunk and she's insulting everyone for her own game play and that she got her way which consists of her keeping Erika around and evicting Marcellas. She now says in the camera "when you think you know, you have no idea" and then starts laughing. Um... yeah whatever. Start talking like an actually WOMAN when you're in the final 2 seats of All Stars, then you can start talking like you're BIG SHIT!

The time is 9 pm in the BB house and shit and crap is NOT happening in the house. It's boring. Wait, the time just hit 9 pm exactly so everyone got up from the dining room table and is starting to eat coming off a day of slop.

The only thing that happened that is worth mentioning is everyone got their prom outfits already. Danielle also hid in the workout room shedding a few tears, fuck if I know why. Chilltown has yet again positioned themselves with everyone in the house as not the target for next week if so and so wins HOH so they consider throwing this week's comp. And it seems like Will is after James next week after Marcellas goes into the jury house this week. That's it. Boring, boring, boring!

August 17th: The Time is 1:40 am and Janie and Howard are in the backyard talking about the game. It's back to their late night talks like it was last season. It's almost the same since James continues to distance himself away from his own season.

Janelle is RIGHT NOW talking about how she wants to see everything online on sites such as Suvivor Sucks... but no mention of me. Does she even know GuyTVBlog.com is the greating TV blowjob?

Janie also brings up that 3 members of Season 6 have made it into the finals, she's amazed that Season 6 has made it this far in the game. And it seems Howie has a new look, a mustache and a lighter colored hair do. He just put on Danielle's sweater and makes it look PORN FUCK ME HARD HOT!

The time is 4 pm in the BB house and I have no fucking idea what's going on in the house because the flames are a flamin' with trivia questions. Tonight's HOH comp does involve some kind of disco ball and velvet ropes. It seems Janelle can not participate in the HOH and who knows if Chilltown is stupid enough to use the new "coup" power because it seems like Mike won the power by guessing "you reap what you sow". So far no one in the house sees them as targets but more of a voting power to better help other houseguests agenda's.

Don't ask me why Chilltown is in this very nice position because I'LL GO OFF ON THAT KING DUMBASS KAYSAR. I'd like to think he started all of this by making Chilltown "another target" in the house. Thanks to Kaysar Chilltown continues to remain in the house.

And if Erika stays and wears that black dress then she's going to look jaw dropping beautiful. Same goes with Janelle's red gown for the "prom" tonight. Can't wait for this. They could have had a dancing marathon endurance contest, you know since this show is beyond cheesy, but if someone had fainted then that wouldn't be good.

I'm off to watch a movie tonight so I may miss any possible fights- let's face, no one in the house is going to have a verbal confrontation. All Stars suck. Big Brother's voice should come over the house speaks and say "Houseguests. Throw Chilltown through the sliding glass door".

If you missed tonight's episode then you missed out on something odd happening in the game... First Marcellas was sent out and had a somewhat dramatic exit. He denied Howie a hug, hugged only Danielle on his way out and left in quite a hurry. Danielle was crying and we found out that Mike was indeed the winner of the new "coup" power that gives one houseguest the power to over throw the HOH. He has the next 2 weeks to use his power at any time.

Next... Chicken Feed George won HOH. It was down to Danielle and George in the HOH comp and the question had something to do with the total amount of minutes the houseguests were without hot water some time ago. Both guessed 300 and something and George won!

I mean how stupid are the contestants? Round off the answer. 60 minutes x 24 hours. Make it less difficult and figure out 60 x 20, that's a real quick answer of 1,200. Now do 1,000 minutes x 6 days and you get 6,000 minutes. Quick and easy answer. Julie said the answer was well over 6,000 minutes. I would have won. FUCK I SHOULD BE IN THE NEXT SEASON!

Now comes the next twist, this week is a double eviction week so 2 houseguest will leave this week. Sunday is the next live eviction. Chicken Feed George has to make his nominations live on the spot. And so he does. James and Erika. Erika then made a comment "again?"

It seems later in the house we find out that George is upset with Danielle trying to get him to vote out Erika last week. He seems to reason that Danielle set him up and blah blah blah, shut up George. George should have looked at the house as 2 alliances he's not with. Chilltown and Season 6. Put up one member from each alliance. Simple as that. Will for his intelligence. Janelle for her ability to win HOH. Make sure a STRONG player leaves.

Fuck Georgie! DUMBASS!

Later Will & Mike ran into the storage room and jumped up down like horny schoolgirls ready to fuck because they had escaped being nominated another week! Now they quickly talked about who should go this week if the nominations stand, Will wants James out but Mike wants to keep James. Interesting.

They also try to figure out how to send out Janelle this week but done so by someone else. Danielle has mentioned that she can talk George into backdooring Janelle. Will is also worried that if George does try to backdoor Danielle this week that James will go back to Season 6 if Danielle is out. Not good for Chilltown.

Then Janelle and Howie talked with George and found out that even if POV is used, Janelle or Howie are not going to be replacement nominees! WHAT THE MUTHA FUCK? And I FUCKING KNEW GEORGE WAS WRITING ON THE BLACK CLOTH that covered the chalkboard. MORON! George also believes he lost his alliance with the floaters. FUCK yeah you did DUMBASS!

POV seems like it may happen tonight. The houseguest have already picked who will play. Howie, Danielle, Erika, George, Will and James. No Janie or Mike. Yeah!

Next Erika talked to George and found out that she was the "pawn" this week. But Chicken Shit George won't say who he will replace any nominee if the POV is used. Fucker.

Then Will and Mike has a secret chat about Mike having won the "coup" power and to use it if Danielle is put up on the block. Both want Janelle and Danielle in the house so they can keep going after each other. Good move boys!

Later Mike chats with George and tries to get him to backdoor Janelle. George won't go for it. Idiot.

POV is now happening at 11 pm BB time.

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NBC's Passions . Miguel Goes iTunes

The popular & always shirtless NBC Soap "Passions" has become the first daytime show of its kind to be downloadable at your erection's will on iTunes. The first week is free! Yep, that's right, FREE! 2 episodes are already up for viewing and with your erect attention you can expect a year's worth of shows all season long. Now I am unsure if the older episodes will remain on iTunes once months of archives build up so it's best to watch them when you can.

Or you could watch from for FREE all year long on your tele. It's up to you. But it is not up to Miguel if he wants to wear a shirt because he has a binding contract where he must remain shirtless 300 days out of the year. Even through winter episodes... Yeah that's bullshit what I just typed. But just watch.

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August 16, 2006

Big Brother All Stars . Howie At 2 Percent Sexy

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August 15, 2006

Game Wood . Untold Legends: DK's Brute

Welcome to a whole new post feature you'll find on GuyTVBlog.com. We all know the television is used for entertaintment and um... adult purposes but the television is also used for gamers who play various consoles such as PlayStation, XBox and Nintendo. We're all well aware of what the term "morning wood" means so I figured I'd name these new posts Game Wood. Here you'll find various male characters who should cause you, the closeted or openly gay, gamer to sport some serious "wood".

"Brute" is featured here from the game Untold Legends: Dark Kingdom. Check out the official website for video, screenshots and development news.

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August 14, 2006

Big Brother 6 . Thanks For The Memories

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August 13, 2006

Big Brother All Stars . Baby Mikey

This photo was screen captured by "Pierzina4ever" and the photo was featured on Kaysar's happy lucky super fun fun eviction show! [Kids scream in the background "yeah!"] I laughed so hard that I almost shed a tear when I first saw this. But I will say that I am proud of Mikey growing from a doughy boy to the lean almost muscled machine that we see today. Good boy Mikey!

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August 12, 2006

Big Brother 4 . Thanks For The Memories

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August 10, 2006

Big Brother All Stars . Week Five

Big Brother 7: All Stars has officially started. GuyTVBlog.com will begin to post daily updates on a single weekly post located at the top of the blog each week. To view previous day updates by Mr. GuyTVBlog, click "continue reading" for more BBAS dirt. And yes there may be some typos, just bare with me, I'm typing while I watch. AND yes my updates will contain SPOILERS!

Just added. Big Brother 7 Vsuls. This is where Mr. GuyTVBlog will put all of my live feed screen captures & video for those longing to see Big Brother Muscle and random shots of the houseguests doing naughty, dirty things.

Don't forget to cast your vote in GuyTVBlog's Pick Your BB All Star Male Escort!

Previous Day Updates tucked away within this post...

August 4th: part 1 Just passed midnight Danielle is in her pink robe in the HOH room that has an African decor. Janelle and Kaysar are sitting waiting patiently for everyone to flood the fuck out. Will is on the bed listening to music while George is eating at the HOH table. Tick.. Tock... Tick.. Tock...

It's pathetic watching Janelle attempting to share dog stories to better connect with Danielle. Janelle has just been called to the Diary Room by Big Brother. Get the fuck out Janelle!

Now Kaysar and Danielle are talking, not alone by the way, about Jason's game play during her season. Danielle basically said that no one can change her mind in this game once she's made it. Basically, Kaysar, just don't even try to save yourself. James now appears into the HOH room almost stopping Kaysar's pathetic attempt at learning how Danielle plays based on her season's experiences.

It's going to be awhile before James and Danielle can start talking game. Now if Danielle doesn't do exactly what James wants.. will he be a 30 something year old baby and turn on Danielle next week or will he respect what she wants to do and will wait for his chance to push Janelle out the door. FUCK, Erika is back upstairs in the HOH room after telling Mike that she and him will be the only ones sleeping in the big bed in the red room... but others want to sleep in the red room despite what Erika wants... now Howie and Mike are sleeping at opposite ends of the bed... shame on Erika and Mike for trying to control something in the house!

Pretty much everyone except Howie and Mike are up in the HOH room talking about everyone making a pact to not put the whole house on slop for any amount of money. James tries to call out Will about his evil game play and then Kaysar calls out James on his "honest" routine this year... James gave no reaction to Kaysar.

After some time passes, the time is about 12:44pm now, Will leaves thus giving Danielle the chance to grab the headphones to signify that everyone needs to get the fuck out. Janelle asks Kaysar to play chess outside the HOH room... basically to fake play and wait for everyone to leave so they can go back in and talk game with Danielle.

Everyone leaves... except James. Howie's in the bathroom so James is finally alone with Danielle. He gets to quickly whispering that Janelle has to get the fuck out but THEN DANIELLE DROPS A BOMB!

You ready for this...

She tells James that she wants to put JAMES on the MUTHA FUCKING BLOCK! Because he has that pass to get rid of someone's eviction vote and that she FUCKING feels that James will be safe no matter what may or may not go wrong this week.

James hates the idea and tries to get the idea out of her head. James just called Janelle "a fat piece of shit this year". I can't believe Danielle wants to put up James.. her only FUCKING ALLY in the game! She thinks she has Chilltown in her back pocket but she doesn't. James wants to take great "pride" in defeating Janelle. Danielle calls him the "veto king".

James being the once Veto King and winning the pass to throw out someone's eviction vote has put him on the block whether he likes it or not. FUCK. Now Danielle says that once her mind is made up... no one can change it.

She also says that she's doing this because she doesn't want people to know that her and James are closely aligned... but um.. you STUPID HOH DUMBASS, if you start telling people to get them to vote to save James this week before he's nominated and James wants to be in the HOH room when Danielle tells George about the plan... then people are going to tell other FUCKING people that you and James are secretly aligned. So... putting James on the block doesn't SERVE ANY FUCKING PURPOSE. NONE!

And Danielle had said once that you never put up someone that you don't want to go home... so does this mean she secretly wants James to go home? Talk about wanting "tv time".

Now Danielle is talking with Erika about voting out Janelle. She is secretly telling Erika certain aspects of her plan but not revealing all. Danielle now brings up the fact that Janelle told Danielle to her face that Danielle was a "weak player". Danielle and Erika joke "did she [Janelle] not even see Big Brother 3?"

Downstairs James has gotten Marcellas to agree that if James is up with Janelle that Marcellas will vote to keep James and evict Janelle for her actions last week.

I, Mr. GuyTVBlog, still do not agree with Danielle's plan because last week she told Mike.. "Why give the HOH what the HOH wants." Meaning why give Danielle what Danielle wants... Oh Danielle, talk about another fuck up. This is the season of fuck ups because they are playing for the final vote to win money, not week to week. This is a "week" decision and not a "final vote" decision. If James goes out the door then Danielle will look like a DUMBASS and James will be the one screwed. DAMN IT!

Now Marcellas has walked into the HOH room and Danielle flat out tells Marci that he's not going up or being backdoored. He asks who the target is and Janelle is brought up. Marcellas said that James just came down and asked for his vote and he said that what Janelle did last week was "unforgivable". Danielle keeps trying to interrupt Marcellas' rant that "I've got a plan".

Marcellas asks about Kaysar and she says she's not worried about him. It's all about Janelle. Marcellas also doesn't have a problem telling Janelle that he's not voting for her but Danielle says not to do that, to word it so that she thinks she's getting his vote but really isn't.

Marcellas now makes Danielle laugh at how he wanted to handle Season 6 if he had won HOH. He said he'd bring all four up there, tell them to decide right here right now who of the four want to be nominated and if you can't decide then I'll throw all four keys in the bag and pick 2 for nomination!

The time is 2:30am in the BB house and Danielle is up in the HOH room talking with Will & James about her plan. Will starts giving his game advice but nothing he says will work because he doesn't know the people he's talking as well as James and Danielle do.

So now James rips his hat off in frustration that he has to go up even when he doesn't want to. Will lays in the bed as he and Danielle talk about this testing James and their four person alliance: Danielle, James, Will & Mike. Will now requests that his key be last in the nomination ceremony.

Will just sold out Erika by telling Danielle that Erika claimed ownership of throwing HOH by telling Will that she was "taking care of my boys" meaning Chilltown. Will is the ultimate floater this season! He's aligned with everyone in the house except Howie, George and Marcellas! He's in an alliance with Danielle and James aka "The Legion of Doom", he's in an alliance with Mike, he's working with Kaysar and Janelle to some degree, he's aligned with Erika because she is aligned with Mike and he's aligned with slop because both of them are just down right dirty in the house!

Will now tells Danielle that he's happy to play with her and continues his pathetic see through rant that Danielle was robbed her season. Will loves to flood flattering words towards a houseguests to butter them up to better accept Will as he is, charming but full of lies. The problem with Danielle is she's now telling Will how well she is playing the game by telling him how she listens to people and how certain people fuck up in the game... she's FUCKING UP this moment when Will will sell her out by telling the next HOH how BIG of a game player Danielle is! Can't people play this game perfectly or close to perfection? Everyone fucks the fuck up!

Danielle just told Will that Marcellas said that whoever Dani puts up against Janelle that Marcellas will vote out Janelle. Will is shocked by the news delivering a "whoo". Danielle, please shut your mouth because you were just on Mike's case about him putting your name in his mouth when you are doing it 24/7. Everyone does it. Who is Danielle to expect others to not put her name in their mouth. To use her name against her.

Will continues his rant about The Legion of Doom splitting the money. Um... Danielle ain't splitting shit with you Will. You got money. Mike has money. James and Danielle need money. I mean what the fuck? Now they trash Erika again about her taking credit for every move that involves her. And that Erika is a "good player" and that if Will went up instead of Diane that she was fearful of Will getting votes to evict her.

Downstairs Kaysar is reading the bible at the dining room table. Janelle walks by asking what's wrong. He tells her that he'll talk to her later. She asks for him to come into the bug room so that she, him and James can talk. She leaves back to the room without Kaysar.

Janelle is now telling James in the bug room that her nominations last week were "stupid" and that Erika said that Janelle's nominations were "smart". James said they were "smart" for her, Erika. They break and both go to bed.

August 4th: part 2 So Morning has come and gone and the current time is 2pm in the BB house. The houseguests are on an outside lockdown while Danielle is inside getting nominations ready. Here's what we missed as of this morning.

Kaysar, Janelle and Howie have started bashing Marcellas as of late last night that continues to this morning. Now Kaysar thinks he's got it figured out by saying that Marcellas and Danielle's "beef" was staged and part of their game play. Whatever! Oh poor Kaysar, now he doesn't want to go to sequestor... fuck these All Stars!

Kaysar really believes he's going up! We all know that Marcellas as alread turne against Janelle and now Janelle has turned against Marcellas, going to try to "play" him to get information. This should be good!

Early this morning Marcellas tells Danielle to not put up James but to put up Kaysar and Janelle and then use Howie if either one uses the POV. And over in the kitchen Will tells Janelle that he's going to do what he can to get JAMES out of the house. As a feed watcher I can't even tell what Will is going to do! Last week he tried to fuck over Janelle by getting votes to keep Diane and this week he just may fuck over Danielle in getting her main "boy" out of the house over Janelle so that Janelle can go after Danielle next week.

Will is such a mind fuck.

Next Kaysar tries to defend or explain his alliance's reason(s) for leaving Chilltown alone for four weeks and going after certain other "snakes in the grass". Whatever stupid, she ain't hearing it.

Janelle has also told James that Marcellas is their "leak" and then tells James that Danielle is their newest target next week. The funniest part of Janelle's bitchy cunty comments to James was that this bitch said she DIDN'T WANT TO BE BACKDOORED! Um... Bitch, you and your alliance backdoored 2 people back to back... fuck you and your requests. Bitch. But I still love her just not the game side of her.

Now we have flames on the feeds and await the actual nominations....

It looks like James and Janelle are still the biggest targets. Nominations have yet to happen. Will is talking with Janelle in the workout room about Kaysar and Howie voting to keep Janelle and evict James. Now he's telling Janelle that he's going to try to get James "up" on the block after he talks with Danielle. He's fucking with Janelle that he will be the one that gets James on the block when it has already been decided by Danielle.

He leaves Janelle to apply her makeup on the floor of the workout room. Upstairs in the HOH room Danielle and Marcellas are discuss "the four" and who should go "up". They also discuss how they are huge Janelle fans but now things are different after playing with her in the house.

Now they talk about sending one of Season 6 home so that there are only 3 left on the jury. Marcellas now says that Janelle or Howie need to be targeted this week because Kaysar and James will vote as one each whereas Howie will vote however someone tells him to vote, they basically count Janelle and Howie as 2 votes for the same person. Something like that.

Danielle continues to downplay her trust in James to Marcellas. Saying that she can't trust him. But she can and she's actually playing Marcellas as well as the rest of the house about her loyalty to James. Now they're both boring as they continue to repeat all the bullshit Janelle did last week.

Janelle and James are talking in the bug room about how he thinks both of them will be on the block but Janelle feels like Kaysar and her will be on the block. She also says that she never said she was "good at this game" and that she fucked up trusting Marcellas. James leaves her to be.

He now heads up to the HOH room to discuss more details with Danielle. George is not in on the plan but they need his vote. She also tells James that only him, Will and Mike know of the plan... wait... she now says Erika knows it as well. But Erika won't fuck with Danielle because she wants Janelle out as well, all three ladies want to be the last one standing in a house of men who will go after each other.

Mike then comes into the HOH room to find Danielle and James talking about how James is still going up as part of Danielle's MASTER PLAN! James is still nervous but ready to FUCKING PLAY. Mike tells James "man we got this" and that if they, the Legion of Doom, alliance gets through this week then they will be the alliance to beat.

Later Mike goes to the workout room to talk with Will. Will is telling him how he "played" Janelle earlier by telling her that he was going to do his best to put James on the block and that they shook on it to show Janelle Will's loyalty to her when in fact he's just fucking with her to get trust. Will also talks about Erika's "saving my boys" bullshit to Mike and that Mike can have his showmance with her but that she will throw Chilltown under the bus when it benefits her. Mike kinda agrees but doesn't.

And then soon after that they meet in the bathroom and Will brings up the idea of flipping on Danielle and getting James out this week leaving Janelle to go after Danielle next week giving Chilltown 2 free weeks of game play. Danielle has put too much faith in Chilltown, the team that likes to fuck everyone over.

The time is 5:30pm in the BB house and everyone is outside on lockdown while Danielle readys her nominations. If she puts up James and he goes home... Danielle is just another DUMBASS in the house.

Finally nominations has happend and Janelle & James are up on the block. Janelle comes into the bug room where the rest of Season 6 is in and says "the line in the sand has been drawn". James says to not take it personal and now Janelle says she really "dislikes" Erika.

Janelle is happy though and she grabs a hat and walks to the corner of the room and throws it playfully mimicing what Kaysar did last season. Everyone in the Season 6 alliance starts throwing other hats, pillows and anything soft all over the room. Fun times being on the FUCKING BLOCK! Fun times!

Now James wants to go upstairs to the HOH room and everyone from his Season 6 alliance has no idea he's already turned against them and wants to talk game with Danielle. James keeps telling the others the REAL reasons why Danielle nominated James but it's all bullshit. James is this week's pawn.

James brings up the fact that Janelle called Danielle a "weak" player and Janelle doesn't deny it! So it did happen even though there's no footage anywhere of Janelle telling this to Danielle. And now everyone in the Season 6 alliance except Janelle believe no one is coming back into the game.

Danielle and Erika talk in the HOH room about the nomination ceremony. Erika laughs and jokes with Danielle... Erika is by far one of the top players to make it to the final 2... that is unless someone nominates her and gets her into sequestor. Erika goes downstairs and here comes Marcellas about the nomination speech.

We find out that Danielle put Mike's key before Marcellas so that Mike could tell Marcellas "you're safe" since we all know Mike can't stand Marcellas. Marcellas keeps feeding Danielle's ego in the game and they both keep laughing and joking about how Season 6 has to turn on each other and decide who's going home and who will save each other with the POV.

Outside Will is telling Erika, Mike and Janelle that the this week's POV comp may have temptation twist in it.

Sometime after this Janelle was outside in the backyard complaing about the current house to Will & Mike about the floaters back stabbing her and Marcellas back stabbing her and blah blah blah. Janelle, come on, you and your alliance have been fucking with floaters since day one. Go fuck yourself. Now that they have power and they are coming after you now you're pissed... at THEM?

The time is 9pm in the BB house and Season 6 is gathering in the bug room to discuss Danielle's plan... while JAMES IS IN THE FUCKING ROOM. Kaysar is telling James that Danielle's MASTER PLAN [in theory] is to try to "put everyone on the spot and make them decide" and that she's trying to get Janelle out and that "they" will pick up James thinking he's upset with Season 6 for picking Janelle over him. Janelle says Danielle is trying to turn us against each other and James agrees that it's stupid for Danielle to do this because it won't work.

James is fully aware of what the real MASTER PLAN is and the other members of Season 6 continue to be fully unaware of what's really going on.

Now Kaysar just fucked himself in front of James because Janelle said that if Kaysar wins POV and takes off James then Danielle could put up someone from Chilltown and all of Season 6 can stay... but then Kaysar starts talking to James saying that he wins POV and pulls SOMEONE off the block- wait... he didn't use James name..he said he'll pull SOMEONE off the block meaning Janelle. Kaysar is ready to let go of James... well guess what Kaysar, James has already let your ass go last week.

After James and Kaysar leaves Janelle tells Howie that she wants to "stay here so bad and do some serious damage, I will go nuts" and that "you and me will be a fucking category 9 hurricane". Howie says "yup" and Janie heads out into the house.

Outside in the backyard Will is sharing his latest information about Janelle and Erika to Danielle. Both Chilltown are talking about how "brillant" things are working for them and Danielle. Next Will and Danielle trash Marcellas and his most recent game plays.

It seems this new alliance is strong with Will, Mike, Danielle and James. Will goes inside for a second and asks James is he wants to get into the hot tub but James says he's cooking dinner. Will goes into the hot tub and continues his game talk with Mike and Danielle. Now Danielle says that she told Marcellas about placing his key after Mike for purpose but Danielle makes fun of how she told him and how Marcellas reacted thus causing Mike to laugh. Everyone's fucking everyone in the house! Good Times!

I really don't see this alliance sticking too long due to Will & Mike wanting to split the money whereas James and Danielle need to the money for themselves.

Right now Will & Mike are left alone in the hot tub and they are FINALLY studying the game for future HOH comps, eviction order, pov, etc.

The time is 11pm in the BB house and Season 6 is once again in the bug room talking game. It appears POV players are set to play... James, Janelle, Danielle... and... Mike, Will and Marcellas!!! Can you believe it. The new alliance of Danielle, James, Mike & Will are all playing meaning no one is going to use the POV if they win it, except James & Janelle but no one else playing will use the POV so that their plan on getting Janelle out goes smoothly.

Right now Kaysar says Marcellas makes his "blood boil". Janelle says she picked Marcellas because he may throw it and give her a better chance of winning it. Janelle says Marcellas ran upstairs after POV player selection and that pissed off Janelle and Kaysar. Kaysar doesn't buy Erika's bullshit anymore and says that she comes up to him like he's "dumb".

Season 6 [minus James] believes that Danielle, Marcellas and Erika are in some kind of alliance. That's just too funny. James continues his "i don't know why Danielle nominated" bullshit up by saying to George outside in front of Danielle that her putting him up this year is worse than when Howie put up him last year. Everyone from Season 6 buys James' upset story! Oh Kaysar, you're so stupid this year.

August 5th: It just hit midnight in the BB house and Kaysar is talking with James about his anger and frustration with Marcellas and Erika. James is trying to talk Kaysar down from his idiotic anger rant because Kaysar isn't seeing that this is how they [the floaters] are playing the game and that they don't have the right to play the game like they want and not like how Kaysar wants. Kaysar is upset because Marci and Erika "won't take a stand" or pick a side. Um... that's what floaters do... they never pick a side or take a stand!

Kaysar wants to confront Marcellas when he comes downstairs from the HOH room and Kaysar wants to go off on Marci about how he turned on Janelle and how he turned his back on Season 6. But does Kaysar REALLY FUCKING think he has the only valid points in his argument with Marcellas? This is all stars MUTHA FUCKER. Marcellas will go off on you Kaysar and put you in your place about your game play and the choices you fucking made. Ohhh.. I've been waiting for a fight between All Star players and tonight could be the night!

James keeps trying to tell Kaysar that Kaysar is playing this game different from "floaters" and that he should use their behaviour as valuable information to use against them later in the game. Kaysar says he kept it all inside last year and now he wants to just get it off his chest this year. "It's on dude. It is on" whispers Kaysar.

The time is 12:30 and Kaysar is talking with Danielle on the outside hammock selling out Erika and possibly Marcellas and trying to save all four of his Season 6 members. Danielle ain't falling for that, are you kidding me? Does Kaysar believe he can turn Danielle against Erika and Marcellas before taking the chane of getting out Season 6 members.

James, Will and Mike are talking about the POV comp player selections in the bug room. Almost celebrating at all the people who are playing against Janelle. Now Will is making fun of Kaysar being out there talking to Danielle but they all feel Danielle is "strong" and won't fall for it. Mike then asks "I thought you wanted to go home?" referring to Kaysar's latest copycat rants that are very similiar to Will's rants about leaving the game.

Outside Danielle is pretty much putting down everything Kaysar says regarding his alliance and their choices. Nearly every point she throws at him regarding past week events involving his alliance he remains silent and has to think what to say that will justify their actions but every word or phrase he mutters Danielle asks more questions and tells him more facts that "just don't add up".

I wish I could write everything down that Danielle is saying to Kaysar but it's so much that even as I'm typing she's talking a mile a minute. I can't keep up. One great thing she said to Kaysar is that he's the only one playing for the alliance while they are all playing for themselves. Kaysar also brought up that his alliance has been "attacked" but um... Kaysar, your alliance has been attacking floaters since day fucking one. Get over yourself, Season 6 is not the victim this week.

Finally after Howie's determination for hanging onto the web for this week's HOH comp was talked about Danielle tells Kaysar that when you think you've figured her out... you haven't. She then says that she loves Janelle and James and that if she's playing Monoploy with them, she's going to kick their ass in it... "duh".

Danielle ends the conversation before they walk inside that Kaysar needs to start playing for "yourself".

The time is 4:20pm in the BB house and Mike and Will are talking- more whispering game after JANELLE WON THE DAMN POV!!! James is left on the block and possibly Kaysar is going up. Danielle supposely promised Howie he wasn't going up so that leaves Chilltown. So who goes up? Will it be Kaysar after Danielle learned to respect him from last night's conversation or will she break her word with Howie and put him up or will she break her alliance with Chilltown and send one of them up and out. Either way James seems to be safe...

Well there's talk that on the forums that James went into the HOH room to get something out of Danielle's fridge and he told Danielle that her kindness will be rewarded next week... once he leaves the door Danielle mutters something about "if you're still here..." Uber Bitch. Everyone is so quick to fuck each other over. Danielle has no right to trash other people's game when she is just like everyone in the house, playing down right dirty and fucked up.

The POV game involved many sacrifices and many rewards that included everyone sleeping on cots, some being on slop, everyone loosing hot water to shower with, someone being confided for 24 hours, another person getting a phone call, someone winning a vacation, another winning money, a TV was handed out and it all ended with Janelle winning POV.

Will and Mike continue talking- I mean whispering game talking about getting out Marcellas. It seems the whole house wants Marcellas out, well maybe except George.

Danielle joins the Will & Mike whisper and talk about how Will will try to talk Janelle into not using the POV. They could try to fuck with Janie again this week, I mean they've been mind fucking her for four weeks now.

The time is 9pm in the BB house and Season 6 is in the bug room trashing Marcellas! Kaysar is calling him a "scumbag" while Janelle says "he irriates the fuck out of me, little bastard" and Howie says "let's get rid of that little bitch. I'm tired of listening to him, looking at him, smelling him..." Um... Same goes to you Howie! And James says nothing during all this back to back Marci bashing... well he only jumps on the bandwagon to show that he's on BB7's side at various times but says the usually "he's a fucking liar".

Kaysar again makes it known that he wants to play with his gloves off and that Marcellas is "all holier than thou" but Marcellas never said he was "holier than thou", it's how stupid ass Kaysar sees Marcellas. Fucking bitch argue with Marcellas already so that you can have your ass verbally ripped apart Kaysar!

Howie wants Marcellas out of the house before Erika because "he's the most annoying person in the world... next to me" and James says "he's got you beat".

Kaysar reveals that there was a slop pass for the rest of the year in the POV game and George was flipping out that he didn't get the chance to play for it. I mean flipping the fuck out, Kaysar believes his reaction won't make it on TV.

Everyone is looking good getting ready for a margarita party. Mike is looking very feminine as he attempts to pull off a pink jacket and a slanted hat of some kind. Janelle looks great in her little black dress with diamondish straps and her fake blond hair all to one side of her face and Will has his black hair slicked back and is wearing a suit that makes him look as if he weighs a single pound.

George walks passed an almost ready Janelle wearing a horrid blue jacket with a puffy blue shirt underneath and he comments Janelle as he passes and then Janelle says politely and beautifully "thank you Mr. Fart". Funny!

Just at 10pm the Margarita Party has officially begun and it's boring as hell. Marci just came outside to join James, Will, Mike and Janelle outside... too bad no one likes him anymore. If he does go up instead of Kaysar this week then maybe this exit will do him better because everyone wants him gone and almost everyone doesn't want to deal with him in sequestor. Poor poor Marci...

20 or so minutes pass and everyone outside is talking amongst each other... except Marci. Finally Marcellas walks away saying "I though there was no Chilltown" and once he's out of range Will & Janelle bash him with Janelle saying "He's such a bitch". Will again proclaims that Mike warned Janelle about Marcellas four weeks ago. She says "I know". Poor poor Marcellas.

Now Will is going off about how BB has thrown the worst party in history. The fucking Margarita machine doesn't even work and Will wants to start throwing shit. Mike is shouting for beer and wine. The party does suck. So does Kaysar... ohhhh FUCKING SNAP!

Later Will and Janelle are talking about a 2 week alliance that will get rid of Marcellas this week, Danielle or Erika next week and then the other one after that. Janelle just said Marcellas is "bitter" and "such a jerk". I guess the fucking Legion of Doom is over... that alliance was James, Danielle, Will & Mike.

Now Janelle continues her rant about Marcellas that he was "screaming" at her and "raising his voice" and then said that if she didn't put up Wil instead of Diane that it was Janelle basically telling the whole house "fuck you".

The time is 11:15pm and Will & Mike are talking- FUCK I mean softly whispering about how Erika has been playing both sides and that she was never on the sole side of Chilltown.

This year we just FUCKING GOT our first "Season 2 Toothbrush in the Tiolet Incident". Beer was split on the floor to the bathroom and Mike used Marcellas' washcloth to clean it up and then put it back on the spot it was hanging on the wall so that when Marcellas would use it there would be beer/floor germs all over it.

The feeds quickly went to flames and came back seconds later with Mike saying he got "yelled" at and he was telling Will that Marcellas can go around and "do whatever" but that he can't use Marcellas' washcloth... um... whatever that means.

Mike goes outside while Will whispers game play to Danielle in the gym. Yes I forgot to mention that Danielle was given a 24 solitude thing from the POV comp so Big Brother changed the gym into an enclosed space with a porter potty so that Danielle would be excluded from the house for 24 hours.

Now Janelle walks in and is talking with Will about her possibly going to Danielle to get her to put up Marcellas. Then Will delivers his millionth "...and then you guys can put me up next week, I don't care" bullshit and everyone just lets him say it. I would get the house to turn against Mike and make him stand true to his word, he wants to go up next week, put him up and send him out the door. Backdoor the fucker if he has to be backdoored. His only alliance member in the house is Mike and fucking send Will home.

Why won't these All Stars do it? Because they feel like the want to be the one to "use" Will and/or win against him in the final 2 spots.

August 6th: It just hit midnight in the BB house and the Marcellas bashing continues with James and Howie in the bug room. Talking about how Marcellas is almost 40 years old and that his age was not on the call sheet and Marci's age is not even on the BB All Stars official website. What's up with that? James talks about Marcellas being a "coporate boy".

Janelle is playing card with Marcellas in the living room and Howie walks by telling Marci "you're so cute". I mean just be a FUCKING ALL STAR already and start spewing real words out of your mouth to one another.

Oh shit, Danielle is loosing it in the solitude room. She's crying as I type. The audio is breaking my heart. Big Brother is FUCKING LOVING THIS with extreme close ups of Dani's tears and face.

If only this solitude room had been started from Day 1 we would already have problem half the house quitting giving their DOR. This solitude room fucking rocks! If Howie was in there for 24 hours he's be jerking off in the porter potty non fucking stop. Now comes her game plan once she goes back into the house. Will she tell them she cried and hated every moment or will she say it didn't effect her one bit and caused her to think about the game non stop. Maybe a little of both.

WHOA... imagine the camera guys behind the mirrors who have to film this and be with her during most of her stay in the room of solitude.

Inside James is about to shower. Hoping for Camera in shower to work, even for a split second it would make my entire BBAS experience! Please please please! Ohh, just got a butt shot but it was behind glass. And guess who comes along to talk with a nude James in the shower... KAYSAR! Oh BB Gods, James is so sexy when he's angry in the cold shower. Baby James has come out and he doesn't want to go outside with Mike because he's in a "pissed off mood" but then decides to come outside for something stupid Howie is doing.

Outside Howie is standing in his boxer briefs and only his boxer briefs and is dancing with a mexican dancing hat on. Everyone is singing and egging him on and he's just acting like an almost drunk fool. [Thanks tigershere & auntjulie]

Later Will is taking a shower in the kitchen sink while Kaysar bitches outside about this week doesn't make sense. Kaysar just BITCH BITCH BITCH! Will is now sitting in the sink with his shorts on and spraying the sink nozzle into his shorts. Janelle walks by and laughs and is egged by Will to have more fun in the house.

Will asks Janelle to let him spray her down with the kitchen sink spray thing and she says no but he does it anyways. She backs away close to the dining room table and he sprays high into the air to still get her. Now she wrestles him in the sink with the spray thingy and they are getting water all over each other and the entire kitchen. Big Brother announces to "stop that" and then we get flames for a few seconds.

We return to Janelle and Will several feet away from each other but laughing.

Later James is in the red room with Erika and Marcellas walks in playfully saying "Get out of my room bitch" to which James says "Eat a dick". Marcellas then makes this statement "you mean a member of the 'four' are not happy with how things are going? How did that happen?" and James reacts by saying he should go to the Diary room and ask why BB allows Marci to sleep on the couch. Marcellas says he's sleeping on a cot tonight.

James and Marcellas seem fine now having regular chat about bullshit and crap. Soon Erika leaves to get food and Marcellas and James talk about the votes to keep James in once Kaysar goes up. That is if he goes up. Marcellas says he has his and Erika's vote and for him to talk to Will & Mike. So little that Marcellas knows this season!

The time is 3:30pm and Danielle is out of the solitude room! Yeah! She immediatly had to go pee because she kept it in for 24 hours. Later she goes outside to the backyard to talk with Erika and Mike. Mike pitches the plan to take out Marcellas. Danielle calls the plan "stupid" and then requests to talk to Erika in the HOH room. I knew Danielle wouldn't fall for that shit- Wait, we still got almost 24 hours before the VETO ceremony... so anything can happen.

Once they are up in the HOH room Danielle starts calling everyone downstairs "idiots!" over and over. Danielle then says that someone from Season 6 has to go because they will have voting power in the jury. Plus if next week Danielle is put up agasint Marcellas, she has a better chance in staying with Marcellas going out. Makes sense. Good girl Danielle!

Hmmm... now with Danielle not wanting to do exactly what Chilltown and Season 6 wants, minus what James thinks, I can see Chilltown and the SOV3 evicting James to fuck with Danielle. This could be the Amazing backstab move of the entire year!

The problem with playing with an alliance in Big Brother is you always have to prepare yourself each week for your own alliance to turn on you. You have to be ready for it and you have to watch what you say. Simple as that.

The time is 7:30pm in the BB house and Will & Mike are talking in the backyard by themselves. Will finally reveals to Mike that he's fearing that Chilltown has become too "cocky" and that they have been "tripled dipping" in too many alliances. That's what I said some time ago! CT has an alliance with Janelle and Howie. CT has an alliance with James & Danielle. CT has an alliance with Erika. Too many alliances.

Over in the bug room all four members of Season 6 have just entered talking about their HOH talk with Danielle not going so well. Janelle looks playfully frustrated but she just doesn't give too much of a fuck because James is on the block and she has POV. So to my understanding she's "backdooring" Kaysar who says "it been one hell of a week guys".

Danielle has just called Chilltown up to the HOH room and laughed about their deal to put up Marcellas. And that Season 6 has no idea that Danielle is with Chilltown... and James. That they think Danielle is aligned with Erika. Now she's telling Will about Mike's plan to put up Marcellas just doesn't make sense because Season 6 stays 4 strong as the game continues.

Danielle continues to say that Kaysar made an indirect statement to her face that she will be "weak" next week and will be the target or that they are coming after her. Will now tries to get Danielle to put up Howie and she won't budge. Now they talk about next week and that Janelle CAN'T PLAY FOR FUCKING VETO! Yeah!

Now Danielle says that if Will or Mike wins HOH to NOT nominate Janelle and to backdoor her because she can't play for veto. Danielle now tells Chilltown that she has told him that "the four" want you out. She said that's she needed to tell Marcellas to set him off. Now he's gunning for Janelle and "the four" minus James.

Now Erika is being bashed by all three because of her back and forth "i'm sorry" bullshit game play. Chilltown talk about how no one can beat Kaysar in the final 2 and that once they save James this week that "we've got him" to be stuck to their alliance. Now Chilltown is told by Danielle to tell anyone that asks why they were upstairs that they brought up "Marcellas" to her.

Danielle is playing with the spy screen and they all watch where Janelle is moving around the house... once she's not head upstairs they go back to talking. Apparently the Season 6 talk with Danielle that just happens moments ago [the meeting I just missed because I just got back from a night out] went down with some "bitch" comments between Danielle and Janelle. But nothing too harsh.

Season 6 also told Danielle that she has "no one" in the game after this week. Danielle laughs with Mike that she has power in the house... this week at least. Danielle now said she told all of Season 6 again that they had FOUR WEEKS to get out Chilltown. Season 6 also brought up to Danielle that no one wants Marcellas in the jury because he'll only vote for people he likes. Danielle then tells Mike that she told Janelle "then that's a vote for you" but in fact it's not because Marcellas dislikes Janelle now.

Chilltown exits the HOH and now the floaters go upstairs, Erika, George and Marcellas. Danielle starts telling Marcellas everything. She goes on telling them that Kaysar now said that Danielle is "dead" next week if she does this to Season 6, getting one of them out the door but Danielle says "POV baby".

Danielle continues to deliver the Season 6 meeting details to the floaters. She told them that they had all the floaters in the house but then someone says that Erika is with Danielle and not them. Marcellas now asks Danielle who of the four is bringing up his name. She mentions James, Kaysar and Janelle but Erika says James has to "do that" to "save face" with them.

George says that Season 6 just went into the bedroom after their meeting with Danielle. Danielle says they can call her a "bitch" or whatever they want. She now tells the floaters that she is not backdooring Marcellas and that they said Marcellas would vote "personally". Erika starts in by saying that Season 6 has the numbers and do they really think they can "dictate" the entire game?

Danielle is feeding Marcellas anger and I'm hoping there's a fight later tonight or tomorrow after Kaysar goes up! Yeah for me! Now Erika is mimicing Janelle as she came into the red room to Marcellas & her who are on slop and was talking about food or something, basically Erika hated that Janelle did whatever she did.

Now all four are snapping and clapping as Erika chants something about "alliance". They are celebrating the destruction of Season 6.

August 7th: The time is about 12:40pm in the BB house and Mike Masturbater Boogie is outside in the "Jack Shack"... again. He smiles to the camera just before he goes in. Right now... as I type... I have the audio volume turned up so I can hear Mike's oohhing and ahhhing... but there's nothing. He's quiet as can be. Now I'm not trying to knock Mike for jerking, hell I did it last night! We all do it.

After some jerking time passes we find George laying on the red couch, his view toward the Jack Shack. Oh- what's that I hear. Mike cumming. I mean nutting. I mean ejaculating. Out he comes with a smile as George laughs. Mike says "best one in the jack shack". Howie then asks where is "it" and Mike points to his left jacket pocket. Janie says "gross". Howie now asks Janelle "have you played with your kitten" to which she says no but Mike passes them both by saying "yes" on behalf of Janielle.

The time is 2:10 am in the morning and Janelle & Howie are talking on the backyard couch. Janelle says "I can't believe Kaysar is getting fuckin' backdoored!" Well FUCK YOU BITCH now you know what Jase & Diane went through when they found they were getting THE FUCK backdoored! Janelle keeps up the topic when Kaysar walks into the backyard. She says that he's getting backdoored again meaning last year he was backdoored by Jennifer aka J-Blo. She asks if he's upset and he says yeah but he's just dealing with it.

Kaysar soon leaves them and goes back inside and sits in the goldish yellowish nomination chair reading the bible.

Upstairs in the HOH room Danielle, Erika and Marcellas continue bashing Season 6 and what to do next week if they win it and if Season 6 wins it. Random talk about nothing special.

It's been close to 12 hours since I checked in on the feeds. So here's what happened. James got his phone call and Sarah was crying. But uh fucking oh, James made a statement that he doesn't care if he goes home this week because he has Sarah and that's all that matters. You never EVER make comments like these if you truely want to win the game.

Will and Mike also have come up with a plan to "test" Erika. They want to tell her that the plan is to get rid of Danielle next week using James as the pawn. They want to see if this information gets out by her mouth and her mouth alone. Mike tells James and Danielle how Will doesn't trust Erika and this may prove it. They also tell them that they delivered this information to Erika and not to take it seriously. Now we wait...

The time is 2pm in the BB house and the VETO ceremony has happened. Janelle, of course, took herself off and Danielle had no choice but to put up Kaysar. Had Janelle not used the veto and worked with Chilltown- no, the girl had to use it on herself, we don't want anyone in the house to pull another Marcellas! Well... maybe except Marcellas because only Marcellas can top Marcellas!

Kaysar is already hard at work trying to get George and Erika to give him his vote. It didn't take long for Kaysar, the kind hearted player who protects his people, start fucking James over but James did fuck Kaysar over first so... fair is fair. Kaysar is such a bullshitter around Erika talking about "trust" when he has talked with others behind Erika's back about her dirty game play. Kaysar's no better than anyone in the house. Not that anyone said he was but I'm just making it very clear that he is no better.

Janelle, Howie and James are talking in the kitchen. Janelle says after this week "it's personal" and James is telling her not to go after people personally. She says she doesn't care and wants Danielle out. Kaysar comes into the kitchen and Janelle hugs Howie as he playfully comforts Janie and her emotions.

Oh Janelle is such a cunty player, James is at the stove cooking while Mike comes down and approaches Janelle who's at the table behind James doing something with food- anyways, Janelle asks Mike if HOH is trying to get Mike to vote out Kaysar... James can easily hear and says nothing. Janelle shouldn't be so upset now that she's trying to get out James because James was trying to get you out first... fair is fair.

Mike now talks to Kaysar in the bug room. About getting out James and creating a new alliance of "the final five" that consists of Kaysar, Howie, Janelle, Will and Mike. Kaysar tells Mike that he's no longer "bullshitting". Yeah Whatver! Haven't seen you have a shouting match with Marci yet! They break and go back into the house.

Later in the house Kaysar and Janelle are whispering about how they are working on getting Chilltown to "flip" on the floaters by sending James home. Kaysar now has hope and believes that the game will go his way come Thursday... Now we have to wait for Chilltown to run up to Danielle and tell her what Kaysar has been up to.

Can you believe it? Chilltown is now no longer seen as a threat in this game but not only seen as 2 votes in the game for someone's best interest. Un fucking believable.

The time is 5:50pm and Kaysar is whispering with Janelle in the bug room about how Kaysar knows what they're doing and how he's figured it out and blah blah blah blah. Kaysar also mentions that this Thursday the floaters will be "screwed". I just don't see Mike or Will flipping to save Kaysar. They really believe that Danielle is trying to "push" James into Chilltown but they don't know that all four are already working together!

Kaysar is back in the bug room with Janelle talking about how he almost "yelled" at Erika about all the stuff he did for her in the game and now he's just pissed off with her. Erika keeps saying she's not in an alliance but keeps using the word "we" and he says to Janelle that Erika should "choose her words wisely". Janelle calls Erika "pathetic" and that you have to "hold her hand in anything she does". KING CRYBABY KAYSAR now says for Janelle to not make any personal attacks. Then how about you fucking shut your mouth Kaysar.

I'm so anti-Kaysar this season I can't control myself! Kaysar is now talking about "them" not evening "meeting us halfway" or working with Season 6 but who the fuck has to work with Season 6 to better Season 6's game and not their own? Why does Kaysar fault someone else for doing something to benefit themselves, fuck Janelle did it last week! DOWN WITH KAYSAR!

Janelle starts asking Kaysar about his thoughts on if he leaves or if he doesn't leave. He says that he believes he will stay this week because he says Chilltown wants to keep Season 6 "strong". Now he starts with reasons why Chilltown would want to get rid of him, reasons regarding making Season 6 weak, if CT gets rid of James then it makes Mike a bigger target but then Kaysar starts up with how he's an honest person and that's another good reason for him to stay.

Kaysar is not speaking on behalf of CT and that they don't want to "associate" themselves with Danielle and James or as he puts it "that side of the house". FUCKING GO HOME ALREADY KAYSAR!

Kaysar just said that the floaters "think" they have George but that he's working on getting George. Now he says "They're working so hard to get me out of this house" as if this was the floater's MASTER PLAN. Kaysar believes he has earned George's "respect" and that he no longer has to approach George for his vote because he believes he has "got" George. "Trust me" says Kaysar.

Now Howie walks in and Kaysar keeps saying he wants to look on the floaters face when the votes don't go their way and he wants to see Marcellas "cry". Kaysar says he has put his "ass" out on the line for Erika. Not sure when that happened. Kaysar now says "things are about to erupt".

It's funny to see how the SOV3 try to figure out what Danielle is up to. Howie did almost figure it out by saying that maybe the whole plan was to put up James against Janelle and to campaign to save James. James comes in starting with Marci bashing and Kaysar adds that he can't stop talking bad about him.

SOV3 start to hear James' bullshit about how he yelled or cursed at Danielle for nominating him. Now Kaysar starts spilling everything he said regarding Erika not knowing that JAMES WILL TELL ERIKA to keep Erika voting against Kaysar. Perfect Kaysar, shoot yourself in the foot, keep doing it male bitch!

Yeah! Now Janelle is asking James if Danielle really thinks she has Chilltown thus giving James information that they are trying to get Chilltown on their side. Janelle just called Erika a "scumbag" in front of James. Keep fucking up Season 6. Janelle keeps on with calling Erika a "bitch" and a "fucking parasite". Oh pretty please James, can you hand deliver this information to Erika on a silver platter??

Janelle and Howie just made a comment that they will never vote for Erika or Marcellas to win in the final 2. Janelle said she would vote for Chilltown over them. Whatever bitch. Goodbye Kaysar. Moving on!

The time is 8 pm in the BB house and Will & Mike are talking strategy in the workout room which use to be the solitude room that Danielle had to spend 24 hours in... ANYWAYS they are talking about next week and they are talking with James still in the house meaning GOOD THE FUCK BYE KAYSAR!

They talk about if they win HOH who do they put up? Marcellas and Janelle are mentioned with Janelle as the pawn and Marcellas the one to be sent home. They count the votes and they count James as one of the votes for next week to vote out Marcellas. Not Kaysar! Good job Boys!

Chilltown just confirmed that they are laughing at Kaysar being voted out 3 times, this Thursday being the 3rd time and Will wants to say "Happy Birthday To You" as he lifts his foot up and shows Mike how he will kick Kaysar out of the door. They both now laugh about how Kaysar apparently called out Will on the Early Show and Will wants to videotape a message in the Diary Room that will be played on Kaysar's Early Show interview that will say something in regards to making fun of Kaysar's verbal yet playful attack on Will before the show even started.

Later in the night Will, Mike, Janelle and Howie did a whole big heavy metal production in the backyard where they sang and got wet and had some fun times.

August 8th: Later on in the night Mike & Kaysar are talking in the bug room about Kaysar possibly staying. Mike of course says he has to talk it over with Will and Kaysar goes on to say that he has Howie & Janelle's vote and with Chilltown that makes four but then Mike interrupts with James nullify vote pass and that Kaysar needs more votes and Kaysar's ego says "I've got that covered". Like this mutha fucker has George in the palm of his hand.

Ohhh! And then Kaysar asks Mike if he can offer Kaysar the "courtesy" to tell him that he doesn't have Chilltown's vote so that he can "prepare" himself for eviction day... BUT HYPOCRITE KAYSAR earlier wanted to NOT tell the floaters that the vote had flipped and Kaysar wanted to see their shocked faces when James got sent home instead of him... FUCK THAT KAYSAR, out you go! Hypocrisy at its best- I mean worst!

As the night goes on most of the house has moved into the bug room for a sleepover party.

Now we find Danielle, Marcellas and Erika yapping and bitching and moaning in the HOH bathroom talking about Season 6's mistakes from the previous weeks. Danielle keeps calling Season 6 "ROOKIES".

The time is 2:40 am in the BB house and Marcellas, Erika & Danielle are still up trashing talking Season 6 in the HOH room. Now they discuss what happens if they keep the power in the house next week by winning HOH. Put up James and Howie... and then backdoor Janelle. They also discuss the possiblity of Janelle telling Howie if he won POV to not use it to save Janelle. Shit like this could happen because Howie is an idiot and does what he's told.

I'm sorry but Howie is this year's April. He's a waste of a nomination and he's a waste of a vote! I'll type it again, Howie is a waste of a nomination and he's a waste of a vote! One more time. Howie is a waste of a nomination and he's a waste of a vote! Speak the truth girlfriend! Holla!

But this little diva alliance in the HOH room right now is starting to sound like Season 6 when they were in power for four weeks. Talking about how they will control the game and the weeks to come. When you have power for one week you talk about power for that week. You learn to shut the fuck up on up coming weeks. When and if you and your alliance wins HOH the next week then you talk about the power of that week.

Marcellas also ranted about how Season 6 should have taken out Chilltown the first 2 weeks, then George and then Jase... because according to Marcellas these four people don't deserve to be in the house. But then that would Season 6 doing YOUR dirty work for YOU Marcellas. They didn't want to do YOUR dirty work and YOU wanted them to YOUR dirty work and this is why Chilltown remains in the fucking house. It's everyone's fault why Chilltown is in the house and Chilltown and Season 6 believe YOU don't deserve to be in the house. Vice Versa, back and forth Hypocrisy bitchin'!

The time is 8 pm in the BB house and the house has been pretty boring all day. There's talk of Janelle wearing her unsexy black dress for Kaysar's possible eviction. There's talk from Chilltown that James is the "bigger threat". But I just don't see Will, Mike fucking over what James and Danielle have gone through this week, especially Danielle. And supposely tonight Kaysar has said that if Chilltown tells him he can not get their votes he's going to give up and just enjoy the rest of his time in the house. With talk of Janelle wearing her unsexy black dress for a "dark sad day" then maybe CT is going to vote out Kaysar.

August 8th Ghosts: The time is 10 pm in the house and there's talk of Former All Star's faces appearing in the mirrors. Jase just appeared in the backyard mirror just behind the hammock where Kaysar, Mike and George didn't even notice it!

It also seems Erika has now seen Alison's ghostly red face in the mirror located in the kitchen. She screamed her name and soon after the entire house was asking questions and trying to figure out what the fuck just happened.

HOLY SHIT... as I'm typing this update Janelle screamed on the live feeds and gave me chills down my FUCKING spine! She screamed over and over in the bug room as she was laying on the floor. She also pulled the covers over her face screaming as the others run in. She says she saw Alison's face glowing orange in the mirror.

NOW AS I'M TYPING Mike SCREAMS! Mike saw Jase in the bathroom and Erika and Janelle scream because Mike is screaming as they all run away from the bathroom.

Danielle, Erika and Mike run up to the HOH scared while Jase's ghost face keeps reappearing in the bathroom mirror while James and Will are in the kitchen. Alison's red ghost face just appeared back in the bug room.

Downstairs in the living room James, Howie, Will and Janelle are talking about someone coming back. Will hates any twist BB throws at them and they discuss sending whoever comes back into the house to send them right the fuck back out. Will says "boring". I think it's fun. I've still got chills down my spine as I type and goosebumps all over my arms.

Danielle and Marcellas who are already upstairs in the HOH room want to see a "ghost" now and both head down to the red room to wait for one to appear. Mike and Erika stay up in the HOH room by themselves under the covers talking about how scared they are and how they don't want to go anywhere in the house by themselves.

James and Will continue to bitch and moan about someone coming back when it's not even about that, it's just about scaring the shit out of the houseguests. Over in the red room Marcellas and Danielle sit in the dark and BB's voice scares Marcellas by announcing that he needs to put on his microphone. Marci of course jumps at the sound in the dark.

Danielle and Marcellas leave the red room giving up as nothing appears for them. Now if BB could move one of the chairs in the dining room as Danielle and/or Marcellas walks by then that WOULD BE THE FUCKING SHIT!

Marcellas and Danielle are back in the HOH room and Marci just doesn't believe Mike and tells Mike that he saw his own reflection.

Outside Kaysar is working George over for his vote but WHO THE FUCK CARES! I want more ghosts! It seems George isn't buying Kaysar's smelly bullshit because he said "but you didn't have to do that" regarding doing someone else's "dirty work" meaning evicting George. He just isn't buying it. He also said "You guys never talked to me". George keeps throwing back comments and questions to Kaysar's bullshit. Good Boy George!

Oh god Kaysar just said that Season 6 was used and that the house was the "executioners" not Season 6. Kaysar keeps saying "they're looking out for themselves" but THAT'S WHAT SEASON 6 is FUCKING doing! Kaysar continues to say that Will wasn't put up to "keep other targets in the house" and that "you can't do what's obvious in this game" but George says that sooner or later Will is going to come at them like a "raging bull". Kaysar keeps up his bullshit... Shut up Kaysar!

Oh my god, Joker Update's poster "Nalapoo23" caught Roddy's/Bunky's ghost pic!!!

Danielle, Marcellas, Erika and Mike are still freaking the fuck out in the HOH room. "How can they do this?" screams out Mike. Marcellas jokes that he's going to "break the fucking glass and pull the bitch through"!

Downstairs Janelle and Howie are in the bathroom. Howie is sitting on the bathroom chair while Janelle stares into the mirror. Marcellas is now downstairs... where's the next ghost face going to appear?!?!?! Erika is now in the kitchen... back downstairs ready to see something else.

The time is 11:30 pm and George is in the kitchen telling Danielle that he and Kaysar had a "long talk". It seems Kaysar didn't have any major effect on George. Howie walks into the kitchen and says "I sense a great disturbance in the force" meaning someone's coming back. George calls the faces "cute" and doesn't really think anyone is coming back. Janelle and Kaysar join the gang in the kitchen and Janie talks about the faces with Danielle.

George goes to the bathroom and then comes back "You won't believe who I saw in that mirror?" and everyone asks "who?" and he says "Chicken George" and he laughs at everyone's reaction.

August 9th: Now Kaysar is talking with Erika in the backyard couches and can't seem to get through to her about his intentions and motives and his Season 6's actions for the first four weeks. She made a great point that YOU, Season 6, named her and others as the "floaters" and that Chilltown is no longer a target based on Season 6's actions for the first 4 weeks.

Now Erika says that this week is about revenge for Diane, at least not to her. She keeps borderline arguing Kaysar's bullshit and "problem" with whatever is going on. She now blames the reason why she worked with Danielle this week is because she was nominated by Janelle last week. Even if it was as a "pawn" role she was nominated.

Kaysar is now denying that "floaters" were not the target when in fact they have been the target since day one because Season 6 wanted a bigger target left in the house meaning Chilltown. Kaysar just lied to Erika. Listening to his bullshit leaves the other houseguests no choice but to evict Kaysar.

Kaysar is an asshole now because soon after he was nominated he wanted to turn the house against the floaters, have James evicted thus surprising the floaters and Danielle as the house turning on her and he wanted Marcellas to "cry" as a result of this betrayal. FUCK OFF KAYSAR. No more self righteous bullshit. He's said "Here's the thing..." way too many times that I feel my ears are going to bleed.

Oh my god, Kaysar says he is "ticked off" because Marcellas played a "dirty, dirty game" because he layed down with Janelle and then ran downstairs and told everyone everything about Season 6. Kaysar calls what Marcellas did the "ultimate betrayal". Kaysar also says he wanted to do what he could to make it a "fair game".

Soo... Kaysar is basically saying Marcellas yelled and "cussed" and is basically the reason why Season 6 has such a bad wrap because of the "facts" he spread around the house. Kaysar can't look Marci in the face at this point.

Now he says that he "knew" Season 6 wouldn't get HOH every week and that hopefully they would "let" their "friends" get HOH. Kaysar corrected the "let you get HOH" part soon after that statement. Kaysar's "moral of the story" is that he played "honest" "cool" "as loyal as POSSIBLE with people who were kinda there for me" and he's tired of people thinking that no one can beat Kaysar in the end because he's "too nice". He doesn't want people to "bullshit" him when in FACT he's bullshitting Erika RIGHT FUCKING NOW.

Kaysar is now saying he's not "campaigning" or "grovel for votes" but that's in fact what Kaysar is doing. Now he's saying he got "snappy" with her in their last chat and Kaysar said behind Erika's back that he was calling her out and pissed she's not doing exactly what he wants her to do because of "respect" he's shown her. I can't keep track of all the lies that have spewed from Kaysar's mouth.

Um... is Erika FUCKING CRYING? She's sniffing her boogers while Kaysar says what Erika did to him "stings". Now he says he had this idea coming into the house that if HE'S GOOD TO PEOPLE then people would be good to him... WHAT FUCK YOU EVER!

He just made me laugh because Kaysar said he doesn't "talk much" but all he's done with George and Erika is have one sided talks where he does most of the talking. Even at the beginning of this conversation with Erika he kept trying to interrupt whatever thought Erika was trying to express. You have to talk over Kaysar to get your point across but according to Kaysar you're wrong and he has to correct you before you even finish your sentence.

Um.. no, Kaysar just did not fucking throw the word "integrity" in this house. NO ONE should be using that word in this house. No fucking one.

We all know Kaysar is trying to get Erika to guilt her way to voting his way so after a dead silence and her inhaling boogers he asks what she's thinking about. She says she doesn't want him to leave. He keeps saying he doesn't have the votes and I believe he's trying to guilt both George and Erika to giving him pity votes.

Now Kaysar is back to trashing Marcellas, his intentions he knows nothing about, the slop pass that Marci gave to George and- fuck it. Kaysar go to Marcellas, confront him and get your ass served on a silver platter before you exit the mutha fucking All Stars house. Kaysar really needs to stop the one man pity party.

Danielle and Mike talk in the dark HOH room about the same bullshit of Season 6 when Danielle opens the spy screen to discover Kaysar and Erika in the kitchen! So smart to catch them and she told Mike that Erika said to her that she would vote out Kaysar even if he was up against James and Erika agreed that she would vote out Kaysar.

The time is 2:20 am in the BB house and Kaysar is now talking with Janelle outside on the couches. He says something is up with Danielle and he's almost figured out the MASTER PLAN. He also says that "she got what she wants" and that this game "has gone to the dogs" and that tomorrow he will "give it one last shot to Chilltown" meaning he's campaigning and earlier he told Erika he wasn't campaigning... LIAR, FUCKING LIAR. Own up to telling a game of lies without preaching how honest you are!

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Orlando Jordan . The Bisexual Wrestler... ?

When I would catch Smackdown in the months past I did notice a very well built and handsome wrestler that went by the name of Orlando Jones. He was one of the side kicks for JBL, the guy who wore the big cowboy hat, and Orlando would come out and do JBL's bidding no matter how villainous it was.

Well it seems that he's been missing in action from WWE and after checking out the official roster I noticed he was gone from the line up of Raw, Smackdown and ECW. So I thought... Why not check out his myspace profile? It seems everyone has one now. So I typed "Orlando Jones Myspace" in Google and I found him [http://www.myspace.com/wwesuperstaroj].

But to my surprise I found something even more shocking! He has listed his sexual orientation as "Bi". He also has men and guys in his Top 12. No ladies present. Then he has a Rock You photo thing going on where he talks about ladies and guys all "want me", "they wish they had me" and that they all "need me".

Then in his profile pictures we notice he's posing with a twinkish guy known as "ferrarihot" on MySpace. When we go over to ferrarihot's profile we find no mention of him being "straight" or "gay" or "bi" but we do have him mentioning that he chooses "Choclate..Mmmmm" over vanilla and he lists his profession as "Professional Blonde".

In my web research from wwe gossip sites I found out Orlando may have been "released" due to his "bisexual" interests and bringing his boyfriend backstage and something about WWE not wanting to start a scandal. Now I did say this is gossip and could prove to be false. WWE.com does state on their website that as of May 26, 2006 "World Wrestling Entertainment has come to terms on the release of WWE Superstar Orlando Jordan. WWE wishes him all the best in his future endeavors."

Who really knows. But it would be nice if he really was bisexual [on the road to gay] and came out as an openly... sexual model for future gay interest endeavors. I'm sure gay nightclubs would eat him up and I'm betting he'd be photographed to no end by male photographers and gay magazines such as Instinct would interview him and he could make some good money off his WWE career as a closeted wreslter.

But if Orlando isn't the man to follow this path in life, then who? Oh yes, there was also some web mention that WWE was going to do a bisexual angle storlyine for his character but dropped it as they would be labeling one of their own wrestlers as not completely "straight". I can't seem to remember a wreslter in the past that has been labeled "gay" in the organization.

Yeah I know that some time ago there was a tag team that went by the name of "Billy and Chuck" but they turned out to be straight and never really admitted to being gay but would always talk about having a special love for each other. I thought they were hot by the way, watching TV with a well hidden erection hot!

Anyways, Orlando, if you're bisexual and/or gay, I think America will adore you. Just drop the "everybody wants me" bullshit. Love your body!

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August 8, 2006

Big Brother All Stars . Houseguest Ghosts

Videos Captured by TRD, auntjulie & Destiny357! Thanks!

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Big Brother Australia . Jamie's BIG Boner

And he and his giant erection won Big Brother Australia. Why can't our Big Brother ever be like this?

[18 and over may "continue reading"]

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Big Brother All Stars . James In The Shower

Actually James is upset and looking at BB producers for allowing a competition that would grant someone the power to take away hot showers from the houseguests. He was pissed off that the water was cold and that the shower heads weren't working properly. Not because we were watching him. We're all pervs to some degree!

Update: Guess who know comes up when one types "james rhine nude" in Google... GuyTVBlog.com!

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August 7, 2006

Out With The Metcalfe...

Jesse Metcalfe use to play "Miguel" on NBC's Passions and has since moved on to ABC's Housewives show and as since been removed from that to star in box office bombs. He now has a tat that says "9 Lives", is this suppose to tell us that no matter what you'll keep it coming to us whether we like it or not?

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... In With The Bellani

Adrian Bellani is the new "Miguel" of NBC's Passions and has yet to make a move elsewhere since he just started work in the states on his first American soap opera. If anyone could replace Jesse than I thank the TV Gods that Adrian was sent to us in form of Miguel. Oh Adrian... you had me at hello.

This guy has been shirtless almost non stop on nearly every episode he's been on since debuting earlier this past February on NBC's Passions and Adrian continues to be shirtless until summer's end. I'm betting there was one day on the set when Adrian walked onto the set shirtless and found all the men within the cast/crew all standing shirtless to mock his beautifully crafted body and his forever on going shirtless days of summer.

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August 6, 2006

GuyTVBlog.com's New Banner & Tagline

I figured GuyTVBlog.com's banner needed a change. I thought that the new banner need a little more muscle, a little more tease... and a horny TV willing to go down on a muscled guy at a moment's notice!

I also added "TV's Ultimate Blow Job" as the new tagline but we'll see if this new tag sticks. Enjoy!

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August 4, 2006

The Next Undiscovered Reality Stars

Both seem to have absolutely no problem shedding their clothing and/or substituting their male shlongs with certain bigger than life objects... these 2 lifeguard friends deserve a place on some kind of show. Oohhh.. I want that prop now so fucking bad!

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August 3, 2006

Big Brother All Stars . Week Four

Big Brother 7: All Stars has officially started. GuyTVBlog.com will begin to post daily updates on a single weekly post located at the top of the blog each week. To view previous day updates by Mr. GuyTVBlog, click "continue reading" for more BBAS dirt. And yes there may be some typos, just bare with me, I'm typing while I watch. AND yes my updates will contain SPOILERS!

Just added. Big Brother 7 Vsuls. This is where Mr. GuyTVBlog will put all of my live feed screen captures & video for those longing to see Big Brother Muscle and random shots of the houseguests doing naughty, dirty things.

Don't forget to cast your vote in GuyTVBlog's Pick Your BB All Star Male Escort!

July 28th through August 3rd

Previous Day Updates tucked away within this post...

July 28th: Will talks with Janelle and Howie in the HOH bathroom about forming a 6 person alliance between Season 6 and Chilltown, pushing their way to the final 6 and splitting the money 6 ways so that "everyone" is happy. Janelle's an idiot to take him up on this offer. Basically he's trying to save Mike from being put on the block.

Howie makes a comment that they are making a deal with the devil. Janelle says she has to talk to Kaysar and then Will works his magic by telling them not to tell Kaysar certain things because someone has to "go" or "take the fall" if a floater wins HOH is told by Will & Mike to put up Kaysar & James.

Diane walks into the HOH room stopping all talk.

The time is now 1:20pm in the BB house and Janelle, Howie and James are in the HOH room discussing who should go up on the block. James is pushing for Chilltown and it looks like Janelle has finally agreed to just put up Chilltown for their game play. Yes Kaysar and Janelle believe Chilltown "suck" when it comes to winning HOH and POV but their game play when it comes to messing with people's heads exceeds anyone else in the game... including Kaysar in my opinion.

I'm also sick of Kaysar calling out Will on TV episodes over and over. Mutha fucker do something about it. I'm starting to think that Kaysar wants to go into the final 2 against Will and win against him... if Janelle puts up Mike & Will, I can see Kaysar pushing to get Mike out to keep Will in. Kaysar's a nutjob for believing he can outwit Will... a total nut!

Time is now 2:20pm in the BB house and Will is talking with Janelle in the HOH room. He's pushing the idea that Season 6 is going to break apart sooner than she thinks because everyone has a "parachute"... Kaysar has Erika, James has Danielle, Howie has... George? and Janelle has Marcellas. Now they are a team of 8 and they don't even know it but more four teams of 2.

Will is also pushing his honesty and trustworthy behaviour in the game and that Janelle is the smartest of her group and "beautiful". Janelle looks as if she is thinking about screwing her own alliance but then she can also just be fucking with Will to get him to spill his newest game plan to her so she can deliver it to her alliance members.

He continues to use the "cheating" tatic that her male members of Season 6 are seeing other people behind her back. Janelle keeps showing fear of nominating Erika & Danielle to Will who continues another [looking at watch] manipulation talk that's completely one sided.

He just told Janelle to put Will & Mike as the last keys and put Erika and Danielle up for eviction and then let the house get in an uproar... God I hope Janelle doesn't fall for this bullshit, it's like Maggie telling Howie last season to put up someone else rather than his direct target.

Janelle just called Will on the same tatic that he's trying to do what Maggie did to Howie... he goes on for another 1,000 word rant while Janelle listens. He's working hard and he's annoying enough that I'm going to turn off my feeds now and wait until after the Nomination Ceremony is done. If Janelle listens to him rather her own alliance, she's Queen Moron of this season.

An All Star player this season just needs to treat Will's words as lie onto of another lie covered by a handful of lies finished off by the biggest lie. Screw before he screws you.

So it's 6pm in the BB house and Janelle has nominated Erika & Mike for eviction. Erika is the "pawn" while Mike is the target. James, Kaysar and Howie all agreed these were the best nominations for the week... but then James started to not like them so much when he chatted with Danielle. Why do "half assed" nominations instead of going after Chilltown directly. Why is no one going after Will? Questions like that were brought up between them while James decided that later tonight he would go talk to Janie about her nominations.

Erika went upstairs later to talk with Janelle and Kaysar about being used as a pawn. They kept telling her that she's safe and so she left to go downstairs to find Mike in the workout room. She tells him that Season 6 doesn't know that she's "aligned" with Chilltown and is their "spy". She says that Will needs to get POV to pull off Mike thus saving them both... but then that means Erika is still on the block with possibility of going home... Erika's an idiot. Fuck Chilltown, look out for yourself.

The time is 9:50pm in the BB house and James is talking with Erika and Danielle in the red room. He is sharing information about his group's views on Chilltown & Floaters. James is under the impression that if Erika comes off the block because of POV that the "other half" of Chilltown will be put on the block... but little does James know that Janelle is working to get Mike off the MUTHA FUCKING BLOCK!

Earlier in the day Janelle has talked with Mike about taking Will's MUTHA FUCKING DEAL! The deal that yet again saves Chilltown and sends out another floater this week, how stupid is Janelle? Chilltown has yet to win a damn thing all season and continue to master mind fuck every houseguest in the house.

Now Janelle has told Mike that Kaysar is down with the plan and that she has to tell Howie and James about the plan. What Janelle may or may not know is that Danielle has pulled aside Kaysar earlier wanting an explaination about this week's game play from their side. Danielle tells Janelle that Chilltown "hates" Janelle and want her out! During this conversation with Danielle Kaysar is under the impression that Mike is going home. I can't figure out what the fuck is going on in this house!

Whoa... Now I can see James getting pissed off yet again with Janelle & Kaysar to then go after the floaters to make sure that voting power remains in his favor to get out Mike if no one is saved with the POV. If Janelle, Kaysar and Howie go through with another deal with Chilltown I can finally see James going against Season 6... secretly....

Back to James in the red room. Danielle has walked out leaving James to whisper with Erika. He calls Marcellas a "bitch" because "he sold us out" and that was the name he wanted his alliance to nominate and evict. He THEN told Erika that Janelle had mentioned ERIKA as someone to get out this week. Erika thinks its "stupid" to make an enemy out of her and maybe things its because of her "relationship" with Kaysar.

It's time for James to become THE MASTER FLOATER! Kaysar now walks into the red room stopping all game talk. James' girlfriend is given a shout out with James saying "I'm glad Sarah isn't here because Howie would have put us up already!"

July 29th: HOLY SHIT! SUPRISE VETO COMP IS HAPPENING RIGHT NOW, JUST AROUND MIDNIGHT!

Janelle was telling everyone to wake up and get ready to play Veto!

Okay, since the feeds came back we find out that they only selected players for the Veto comp. It seems Will is playing... FUCK. Howie is playing. OH FUCK. Diane is playing. Another FUCK! And then there's Janelle, Mike and Erika playing. The other catch is that everyone has to stay up until its time to play Veto? Wait, Marcellas is taking a nap... maybe it's a wake up call of some sorts. The entire house is active and they are on a lockdown inside.

Later Janelle is in the HOH room telling her alliance & Marcellas that she's not going with Will's "stupid" plan. Thank God!

Right now, some time after Midnight, Janelle comes in on Will, Mike and Diane talking about how if it comes down to Will & Diane in the POV comp that he will let Diane win it. Diane walks away and now Janelle is talking to Will about how Erika can't win POV and that Mike has to come off with POV. She says she still hasn't told Howie about the plan and that Howie should win POV.

Now Janelle leaves Will & Mike talking about if they really believe Janelle is going to go with thier MASTER PLAN on saving Chilltown and sending a floater home and creating a new alliance with Chilltown. Doesn't make sense to me until POV is won and either used or not used.

Interesting... Mike just said that he's never played Veto before. Wow. Now it seems that if Erika wins the plan is to put up Danielle... or at least that's what Chilltown wants Janelle to do. They continue to talk about this entire week is "me you and Janelle" and how they plan on talking to James and using Marcellas' name as a tatic to fuck with Season 6's alliance. They basically want to fuck up Season 6's alliance, get them turning on each other.

Over in the bug room James and Kaysar are talking about Janelle's fucked up nominations about how if Will wins POV and takes Mike off that Season 6 is "fucked" and that James can't believe that Janelle picked Howie to play in the Veto comp. James is now asking Kaysar if he thinks Janelle wants to lose this competition. From what it looks like it seems Janelle is working with Chilltown without Kaysar and James' blessing. Fuck guys and gals, until I see the diary room session with Janelle regarding all of this Chilltown mess then I'll know what the girl is thinking.

Kaysar is now thinking that this week's nominations "could be bad" if Will wins and Chilltown is saved. Also if one member of Chilltown leaves this week do they go after a floater next week or the other half of Chilltown, that's the question being tossed around between them.

Janelle now walks in her "battle gear" and is talking with James about something and she thinks he asked if someone was going to throw the POV comp and he said no that's not what I said. She leaves and James tells Kaysar that she jumps to paranoia conclusions and he also refers to Janelle as a "bitch".

At around 1am in the BB house, Big Brother has started playing Wake Up Calls every 15 minutes. First a woman as screaming about spiders, the 2nd call was from a man who was clucking like a chicken and the last one was a deep voiced man warning the houseguests about who they align themselves with.

Now in the HOH room Janelle is finally talking to Kaysar about Janelle wanting to eliminate one of the floaters this week and not Chilltown. It seems she does want that deal with Chilltown. She talks about putting up Danielle and backdooring her and Kaysar says James will be furious and leave the alliance. Kaysar doesn't think Danielle is lying to them about wanting to put up Season 6 and that Diane is more the one to lie them.

Kaysar warns Janelle that if she makes the "wrong move" the entire house will be after them. Diane's name comes up again and that Janelle says that if the floaters wonder why Chilltown has yet again remained in the game that she will tell them that she went after a floater that she felt was after her.

She continues to believe that it is so "important" to leave Chilltown in the game so that the floaters, if they win HOH, will go after Chilltown instead of Season 6 but no one is really going to do that. Everyone has agreed someone from Season 6 has to go. Just to be fair to the rest of the house. They've all taken hits, not Season 6 will take a hit.

I'm starting to see where Janelle is coming from if Danielle is forced out of the house. This means James has to stay with their alliance instead of having a 2nd person to go if Season 6 is targeted and/or broken up. Kaysar continues to tell Janelle that Danielle is not a threat when Janelle continues to find reasons that she is coming after them.

Kaysar now leaves the HOH room and in enters Marcellas. He wants Janelle to pull of Erika and put up Will so that one of the goes. She believes if both of them are up, Will will leave and he says Mike will. That he will campaign to have Mike leave the house. Janelle brings up her dog and Marcellas says that he's trying to talk game with her and she brings up her dog. She's avoiding Marcellas' talk and has her mind made up already.

Kaysar comes back up to the HOH room but Janelle grabs him by the hand and pulls him to the couches on the 2nd floor to talk. She asks him if she should talk to James about all this and if he's going to be mad, Kaysar says "probably" and that she should wait until after tomorrow when POV is over and someone has it.

Janelle now pulls Howie aside downstairs to talk about what's going to happen. She doesn't want Erika to win POV. They go upstairs now to talk further. I can't believe it... off topic, Howie is wearing a shirt!!! Good Boy!

Janelle is now telling Howie about her plan to hopefully get off Mike to put up another floater. Janelle tells Howie that she wants to win to use the POV. "No one is fucking floating by" says Janelle to Howie in the HOH bed from hell. She wants to have 2 floaters up after POV. Both believe that if Chilltown win HOH next week that they will go after floaters as well but that's BULLSHIT!

Chilltown will make "good tv" and go after Season 6 and make the floaters happy because they will be potential votes in the final jury vote, floaters could be the majority vote in the end and if Chilltown does not target them and goes after Season 6 then Season 6 becomes the biggest and most hated enemy in the house because of their game play while Chilltown is going after the biggest threat and trying to make things "fair" in the house. FUCK JANELLE IS SO STUPID with her MASTER PLAN to get out floaters. FUCK HER. Can't wait to see this plan of hers back the fuck fire!

My jaw has dropped when Janelle lied to Kaysar when she, Howie and Will were talking game in front of the houseguest's photo wall. He even called her out on her lie and she again lied to him that they were just talking about the photo wall. Camera zooms in on him... what is that Janelle girl up to!?!

Sometime around 3 in the morning in the BB house, Veto comp was played and... Mike WON THE FUCKING VETO!

Mike though may have been hurt in the POV comp because he limped to the diary room and maybe had to go to the hospital.

Also Kaysar and James are both in agreement that this week's HOH was bullshit and that now they have to deal with Mike next week. Marcellas is also bullying Janelle that Will has to go this week. Kaysar has also made it clear to James that if Janelle doesn't put up Will... there's going to be problems. And now Janelle and Howie are almost blaming Kaysar for sleeping all day and not up in the HOH room trying to clean up Janelle's fucking mess.

Howie has also told Janelle that she can never talk to Chilltown alone and that this move this week is very similiar to Maggie telling Howie what to do with his HOH last season. He's also telling Janelle that WILL has to go home this week! Janelle is all over the place on this week's fuck up. And Mike has returned from the hospital with an "okay" leg and he's limping all over the house. Everyone is now asleep.

The time is 5pm in the BB house and almost everyone is up.... Kaysar and James await outside the HOH room for Howie & Janelle to get up. Early this morning James figured out what Janelle has been up to... she's made a deal with Chilltown. He told Kaysar this morning about his theory and Kaysar says he will talk with her.

During another conversation this morning James chatted with Danielle that if Janelle puts up her or Diane for eviction and no one from Chilltown, next week, if he has anything to do with it... Janelle is out of the house!

Back to Kaysar and James waiting in front of the HOH room... they're hoping next week is a double eviction.

What Season 6 should have done is taken four floaters and created 2 teams of four for an 8 person alliance. Every week they control the votes and hopefully the HOH and keep getting people out of the house until its 2 teams going at each other. But for some reason Janelle wants to split money with Chilltown in the end and Howie is just following Janelle because he's an idiot following tits and hair.

Kaysar and James finally enter the HOH room where Howie and Janelle are finally getting up. James informs Janelle that Diane has been given a talking to about by Marcellas and him. Apparently Diane is okay now after their talk. Janelle now begins to talk about her nominations and reveals that she doesn't know what happened and that she can never talk to Will alone again. She's admitting fault to her nominations... but is she covering her deal with Chilltown... that I still can't figure out. Howie chimes in that Will has to go home this week.

After Janelle starts spilling Will's game talk tatics, James and Kaysar start correcting her and getting her to see why he said certain things. Janelle continues her fucking scared fear of "floaters" which James doesn't buy and tells her that you have to go after the main target instead of other "targets".

James just said that if Janelle doesn't put up Will that everyone will turn on her and she will be the main target. Kaysar agrees that Will should go home. Her entire alliance is telling her to put up Will to correct a wrong. Janelle says "all right". James says you said that exact same thing yesterday, basically do it instead of saying "all right".

James says that last week they got out Chilltown's "strongest" member and this week they need to get out their "smartest". He continues to say that if Will doesn't go up, "we're dead".

James and Howie have left the HOH room leaving Kaysar to talk to Janelle. He says again that Will has to go this week, Mike next week and then Diane the week after. Janelle keeps blaiming everyone but her for this mistake including Kaysar and he says again that Will needs to go home this week. She says "okay".

Now people they miss outside of the house is brought up. Just yesterday James and Kaysar were talking about who they miss outside of the house... James said Sarah and asked who Kaysar missed but Kaysar didn't want to talk about it... he just said "someone" meaning male or female. Now as he talks with Janelle he mentions he misses someone and she asks if it's a girl and who is it and he doesn't want to discuss it. But he never says "I miss her" or "I miss a person with a pussy and who doesn't have a dick". Kaysar could be missing a fella...

The time is 10pm in the BB house and Janelle is in the HOH with Howie talking about putting up a floater instead of Will this week. She keeps toying with the idea that not everyone will be upset... Diane would be the target instead of Will... I give up on this bitch... I'm just going to wait until POV ceremony to find out if she does what her alliance wants her to do or what she thinks is S-M-R-A-T.

If she puts up Diane, Chilltown will make sure Erika leaves leaving Diane in to gun for Janelle after Diane and Janelle had that "girl" talk some nights ago. Everything is suppose to be fine between Janelle and Diane but after this week, the feminine shit could hit the fan. Janelle is an idiot, a dumb player. Chilltown will use Diane's anger for their agenda and help evict Erika who is aligned with Season 6. DUMB BLONDE.

Wake up Call kicks in at :52 seconds and Will freaks! . Thanks TRD!
Jase & Alison add their Wake Up Calls . Thanks again TRD!

July 30th: No real game going on, everyone talking about bullshit and crap that leads to flames on the screen... basically shit they ain't suppose to be talking about.

It looks as I may have spoken too soon. It seems nearly all the floaters are working with Mike & Will. Mike and Erika had a quick chat about getting Janelle out next week. It looks like she is the first to go from her alliance, both her and Howie will be nominated next week if Season 6 looses power.

They talk about Diane possibly going up and that they will have the votes to get out Diane... Of course Danielle is working with Chilltown, now Erika is working with Chilltown... Diane really isn't working with anyone... Marcellas could give a fuck about Chilltown and George is just cooking and/or cleaning right now. This season is a big mind fuck.

The time is 1:40pm in the BB house and everyone is getting ready for the LUXURY Comp. They've been hammering outside since the morning and everyone is happy hoping it could something big... even the movie Snakes On A Plane is brought up as a movie reward.

Earlier in the day Will has yet again gone in the HOH room and talked with Janelle ALONE about not putting him up and either putting up Danielle or Diane. She keeps saying everyone thinks she threw the POV comp and that she doesn't want to put up Will... Will continues his MASTER MIND FUCK PLAN and tells her that the girls in the house are after her. This works because Janelle keeps asking Will if he and Mike will have her back if she puts up another floater and wants to get them out. Marcellas interrupts at one point but is told by Will to go back downstairs.

Downstairs, whispering between each other in the bug room, Danielle & James decide that if Janelle doesn't go after Will this week then next HOH comp both will go after winning HOH hardcore to then put up Janelle & Marcellas. If Will ends up going this week then they wait a week to put up Janelle. Either way Janelle has gotten on James last nerve and he wants the bitch out.

Back upstairs in the HOH room Will has sold out Mike & Erika's secret alliance. He goes on to say that Erika and Mike have been long time friends outside of the house and have aligned with each other secretly, he also wants Janelle to confront her about it. And It's true, those two are working together because I've seen them talking in the workout room after nominations and in the bedroom late last night talking about getting out Janelle. It looks like no matter what Janelle does this week the bitch is going home very very soon... that is if she wins POV and saves herself!

I'm sorry but if any of these Season 6 people make it the final 2 with one member of Chilltown... Chilltown will win because the players will see an alliance of 2 versus an alliance of 4 and Chilltown did everything they could to get to the final 2 spots and that they deserve the money going against the 4. Now Season 6 has a better chance reaching the final 2 spots with a floater, it's All Stars, you will award the player that played and not "floated" throughout the game. Oh Janelle... fuck this up already so we can finally have some "good tv".

The time is 9pm in the BB house and the LUXURY comp has come and gone. The black team that had Janelle, James, Danielle, Will, Mike & Diane won the night to see Will Ferrell's newest movie "Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby" and pretty much all of them hated it. Janelle talked about walking out of Anchorman. Diane hated it. Mike hated it but said that when they all go in the Diary Room they would all say something along the lines that they liked it. Ungrateful shits.

Afterwards Janelle is back to the idea of putting up Diane for eviction. If she does this then I can't wait for the epic cat fight to erupt between Janelle and Diane... and then Chilltown will make sure Janelle's week was a waste by getting out Erika and thus giving Diane a chance at HOH to go after Janelle next week. Janelle keeps going back and forth on her decision.

She asked Kaysar at one point what he thinks and he mentioned that he doesn't really want to play the game anymore and wants to go home. Something along the lines of putting me up on the block and voting me out of the game. Um... DUMBASS what happened to your EPIC mind fuck fight with Dr. Will.

I still think CBS should have gone with my idea of All Stars. By putting 7 new houseguests against 7 All Stars... would have made for better TV than this bullshit.

Janelle is now discussing the possibility of putting up Diane to Erika who says for Janelle do to what's best for herself in the game. Janelle mentions that Marcellas is telling her to do "what the house wants" but Janelle feels like she's doing the floater's dirty work. I give up already. I'm not going to dicuss this bitch anymore until she makes up her fucking mind tomorrow at the POV ceremony.

I swear, someone from the other side of the house had better win HOH so that someone from Season 6 finally goes home... um.. JANELLE! I can't stand her simple minded head anymore, she's just so easy to manipulate. James and Danielle all the way to the final 2!

Fuck I wrote this whole big update and the PC froze up on me. FUCK. Anyways, Janelle has finally made a decision on who to replace Mike and that person is... WILL! Kaysar went down to the bug room to tell Mike and Mike is grasping at straws trying to save Will this week and saying to evict Will next week. To send home Diane this week and that if he does this, Mike will be Season 6's "servant" for the next few weeks.

Kaysar doesn't like the word "servant" and just wants "multual respect". Mike is also trying to sell out James and wanting to almost replace James if Will goes home this week or next. He keeps saying James will "peel off" from their alliance because of Danielle but I don't think Kaysar is buying it.

Mike then goes to the bathroom to tell Will what's happening and how his talk is just the best that ever was and has possibilities of working.

July 31st: I guess I'm wrong. It seems Janelle has picked Diane to be the one to go this week once Mike pulls himself off the block with POV.

Janelle has talked with Will and already told him that he's safe and that he HAS to vote out the person she wants out of the house. Will goes downstairs and talks to Danielle and he tells her that if he gets HOH he's putting 2 people from Season 6... Janelle's an idiot twit. I can't wait for her to get kicked the fuck out by the entire house by the floaters, by Chilltown and by her own alliance members. Even Howie.

Danielle has now gone and told James what's happening before Janelle can even tell James and tells him that Diane is going up. They both agree to get out Diane but that next week if they get power to put Janelle and Marcellas for eviction. He's tired of Janelle lying to him, using him, and basically choosing Chilltown over him- or his alliance. He's done with Janelle. Good boy James!

It's about 12:30pm in the BB house and Marcellas is upstairs with Erika and Janelle in the HOH room. She's telling Marcellas and Erika that she is going to put up Diane, Marcellas doesn't agree with it and says "do your thing". Erika asks if she's going to tell Diane beforehand. Marcellas also says that he stands behind Janelle and will do what she wants because she is his "friend". They say not to tell Diane beforehand because they fear she will start lying in the game to save her own ass.

Marcellas is noticable upset that Janelle won't have a conversation with Diane about her intentions and even though Diane said that she's not going after Janelle, Janelle thinks she's lying. Marcellas brings up that Chilltown has openly said that they are coming after you yet you are "scared" of Diane. Janelle laughs about being afriad of Diane. As of tonight Janelle's mind is made the FUCK up. Diane is going home as long as Janelle THINKS she controls the votes. I really hope Erika is sent home... leaving Diane with an agenda to slit

Marcellas keeps saying that every week Season 6 lets Chilltown get by and Janelle keeps bringing up that "they can't win shit" bullshit but it's a game and their mouths are getting them by every week, not some fucking HOH position. *Shaking fist in the air* Howie comes in and is told by Janelle that she's telling them of her MASTER PLAN.

In another part of the house Will and Mike are whispering about sending Erika home and keeping Diane! I FUCKING KNEW IT! Good boys! They also said that if Janelle was "smart" she would be going after Danielle.

Oh jesus all might, James is showering in the bathroom. Diane comes in jumping and throwing her arms in the air screaming happily. She says she had a "good day". Oh poor Diane... little do you know that tomorrow your claws are coming the FUCK out.

Around 1am in the red room, Danielle is trying to get Will to sleep with the girls because when they find it creepy when Howie sleeps in the big red bed. Will won't sleep on the couch but Danielle figures out to remove the mattress and put it on the floor in the red room. It's funny to watch everyone having fun with the sleeping arrangements... almost like an adult sleepover where you act 20 years younger.

Big Brother interrupts them and says that they can't remove the mattress from the bed... so they are going to make a tent in the red room for Will to sleep in.

Erika just came into the HOH room and is told by Queen Bitch Janelle to send up James. Watching the Quad Cam Erika has done what she was told and James is on his way up. He enters the HOH room asking "Did you summon me?" And now because of Howie's bad "going downstairs" joke James grows irriated waiting for Janelle to tell him what he already knows.

James isn't even facing her when she tells him. James calls her out that Will & Mike were not her main targets all week and that's true. He also says that Erika and Diane were her main targets all week. Here comes Erika fucking up the conversation. And then she goes backstairs seconds later.

James says he's calling out Janelle on her "lie". He just said that Janelle is backdooring Diane the whole time and Janelle won't admit to it. That her original intentions were not to get rid of Chilltown. He said that his alliance promised him that if he got out Jase last week that they would put up Chilltown this week. Both members, not one. Janelle laughs that Mike took himself off. James is upset that they used him. Stupid move, he should have erupted after Diane was put on the block.

Marcellas finally jumps in because he's laying in the bed saying that both Will & Mike are equal threats. James just said Janelle that "you guys have made me the house liar". Howie just said the lie that they made James tell Diane and that was to tell Diane that she was safe. He keeps telling them that they used him last week to take out Jase because he wasn't a threat to James but his alliance. So he put up Jase and he got hiim out.

Now he's telling Janelle that she's doing what's best for HER this week instead of what's best for their alliance. He keeps bringing up the "team" effort the past few weeks. James now says that last year they were tricked to put up someone that wasn't after them was sent home and this year Chilltown has conned Janelle to go after someone who isn't after her. Marcellas gets up very uncomfortable and is called out by James to talk, almost siding with him.

Now MARCELLAS is calling out JANELLE that she's doing this HOH to benefit her and not her alliance. THANK GOD. He's telling Janelle that Chilltown is going to "bite her in the ass" before Diane ever gets the chance. He keeps saying that Janelle is not going after Chilltown because Will is not on the block and Diane is supposely going on the block. Marcellas is now telling Janelle that James is "speaking the gospel" to you and that Janelle is not listening.

Wow, this is getting fucking GOOD!

Howie just said that Chilltown's greatest move could happen with them getting the house to vote out Erika leaving Diane in. He just figured out what Chilltown is up to! Janelle starts bringing up bullshit that Diane said this and that before the show about going after Janelle. Marcellas says that Chilltown threated himself and Janelle and that's why he took out Mike in last week's HOH game. He keeps saying Chilltown is making you four second guessing yourselves and it's working.

James just called out Janelle during the week of Nakmois' eviction. That she wanted to keep Nakomis even though she had openly said that she was after Howie and James and that Janelle kept pushing for Diane to leave the house because of some fucking chat she did before the game? She was trying to better her game, not her alliance's game.

Finally Marcellas asked why Janelle doesn't want to get rid of Will. Marci says that Will "played" his boy in this game. They keep throwing Will's master game play at Janelle.

James leaves the HOH room and Marcellas says that James have valid points. Marcellas is now trying to take over what James started and keeps pushing James' points that Will has to go. He says that she has a chance to get out the "ultimate Big Brother player" and Janelle chooses to get out Diane who's not even "top 5". Janelle asks if Kaysar is in bed yet. She and Howie continue to blame Kaysar for not saying his opinions in the game. Janelle is now heading downstairs for a "smoke".

In the HOH room Marcellas is now trying to get Howie to see the LIGHT while Janelle is in the backyard talking with Erika about James upset. Erika keeps saying that Janelle has to do what's best for her but that she has a big alliance to answer to. Janelle says that she should have thrown the HOH and let Marcellas win and Marci is upstairs telling Howie that had he won HOH that both Will and Mike would be on the block so that one of the goes home.

Janelle is now on the outside couch with Erika asking if she thinks James will put up Janelle next week. Erika says no. But that's what JAMES IS GOING TO FUCKING DO! She keeps saying that "James is pissed" and that "now that I think of it James has been pissed at me all day!" Fuck, Erika says to not put up Will, go with "your plan" and just put up Diane. Oh my god... do it bitch, do it and let James fuck you next week... oh please fucking do it you dumb bitch.

Janelle asks Erika if getting out Diane is a "bad move" but fucking secret member of Chilltown Erika says that it's her "best move". Janelle now reasons with herself that getting out Diane is not the best move for James but for her. And that "he'll get over it". Please please please put up Diane you dumb bitch. please. Erika just said that "he'll never go after you guys".. um.. yeah he is! Next week if he gets HOH or if Danielle gets HOH.

Do it! Do it! Do it! Janelle has made up her mind again and that James will "get over it". Thursday's HOH is going to be so fucking good. In Janie's words "Buh Bye Bitch".

Janelle goes back upstairs and then Marcellas comes outside to talk to Erika. He just said that James revealed everything that Season 6 has been up to and that they are ready to start picking them off. He said everyone but Chilltown. Marcellas is spilling everything to Erika! EVERY FUCKING THING!

Marcellas is telling Erika that Janelle acting "dumb" yesterday to him and that if she wanted someone gone she shouldn't have put up Erika but put up George. You don't put up someone you don't want to leave. Marcellas says "we thought they were going to play nice" but he says they aren't and that every week they are going to do what's best for them and that all the rest of the house is "votes".

Erika just said "the gloves are off" and Marcellas says that "we have to change this". Marcellas just saved James by saying that it's the 3 they are the ones to go after, not James because he's "not playing that". Erika just told Marcellas that she's scared that if Will goes up that Erika is leaving. Marcellas is down with that mind set. He's finally come to terms with getting rid of Diane to better the game.

Marcella is still shocked that Janelle lied to James in front of him. Erika is saying that Alison did this during her season, she did what's best for her when she was HOH. Marcellas is now saying that the "key" is to put all four of them in sequestor and be a voting power to the final 2. Marcellas is now telling Erika in a very sarcastic way that he will go up and tell Janelle that he'll back her up and "blah blah blah".

It looks like Marcellas is DONE with Janelle's bullshit. He's still very angy that Janelle will not give Diane a chance. He continues with the lies that Janelle kept spewing to James in front of him.

James has gotten up Danielle and now they are going to talk. He says he called Janelle on everything and that Diane is going. He also went back to go apologize... because he doesn't want to be put up tomorrow, they share a laugh. James starts spilling everything that happened to Danielle. She asks James what he wants if she gets HOH. He says he wants to start "the revolution". They want to get rid of Erika and keep Diane. James wants to send Danielle to use Chilltown's votes to fuck Janelle and send Erika home.

Now James wants to backdoor "that bitch" aka Janelle. FUCK YEAH GOOO JAMES! He says that in his nomination speech he wants to tell her "you're a lying fucking bitch. you sold out your alliance week two. say hello to your mom for me". Danielle says good. She also says that Chilltown has already said that they will put up 2 people from Season 6. They break and Danielle goes back to the bathroom. James asks if he can go upstairs and tell Janelle that Danielle is going to vote out Diane... which is a lie!

James enters the HOH room and tells Janelle that no one knows what you're doing and that Danielle will vote out Diane for her. James is back to joking with Janelle and Howie... hoping to get on their good side until after POV ceremony.

The time is 4:40pm in the BB house and Janelle's mind has gone to shit. Mike used the POV to save himself and Janelle put up Diane for eviction. Now everyone in the house will be going after Janelle next week and life as a viewer will be sweet. Janelle did this to herself so let her rot in the sequestor house.. that is if the jury is bigger this year. If not, let the bitch watch from home.

A reader who left a comment regarding my "harsh" words towards Janelle had me thinking, yeah maybe I was too opinionated towards Janelle but the bitch fucked herself this week. Marcellas is in the house blaming the internet fans for interviewing Diane who's answers towards evicting Janelle got her nominated. James and Kaysar went to the bug room and dicussed how every single ally has now turned against them thanks to Janelle's nominations and game play this week. Kaysar wants Marcellas out, earlier he had told Janelle before POV ceremony that he wants Marcellas out... Kaysar just wants to be the only male Queen in the house.

James continues to express his vocal distaste for Janelle in front of Kaysar. Calling her a "fucking bitch" and Kaysar tells him to take it easy. Kaysar doesn't believe Mike is coming after Season 6 but James said Danielle said Mike is still coming after them. Now they discuss the idea that Chilltown may swing the votes in the house to keep Diane to fuck with Janelle's stupid game play. They have no control over the house votes.

Later they meet again to chat further about Janelle's "stupid" move. Kaysar now calls Janelle "stupid" but James says that Janelle is "cunning" and did everything so far for selfish reasons to better her game, not theirs.

In another part of the house Danielle is talking with Mike about his deal with Season 6. He said that he would protect them but he never said that he wouldn't nominate them. And in another part of the house James is telling Diane about the reason why Janelle nominated her. Diane looks upset and is pissed that she's getting "backdoored" like Jase. Tick Tock... Tick Tock... How long before we wait to see Janelle and Diane exchange words...

Diane mentions to James that she is going to work on getting Will & Mike's votes, Chicken George's... She has James and that means without her knowing that she will then have Danielle's. That's enough to stay in the house to further fuck with Janelle's MASTER PLAN.

The time is 8:40pm in the BB house and James & Danielle are talking game in the bug room. More like they are whispering. Danielle is talking about how Diane was THE player of her season and made everyone walk out the door and should have won her season. Marcellas joins in the conversation. James continues his "Janelle sold herself" talk.

It seems Janelle said at the POV ceremony that "it was our decision" but James said not and to "stop lying! stop lying". James continues Janelle's "selfish move" talk to Marcellas and Danielle. He's also upset that last week they, Season 6, told Jase he was safe and then "made" James put up Jase at the last minute and now this week James and Howie were told to go to Diane to tell her she's safe and then she's being backdoored like Jase out the door. If Diane leaves, then everyone from Season 5 is out the door.

Marcellas decides to leave and says that "what she did to me was just crazy... and I don't understand crazy". Now both James and Danielle leave the bug room estatic that they will "turn to the dark side" meaning putting up Season 6 members aka Janelle!

Now Danielle goes to Mike in the workout room and FUCKING SAYS "Why give the HOH what they want this week?" Danielle says "you, will, myself, james and george, it's balls out if we do this". Mike says there's a problem because he and Will have promised to vote out Diane. Danielle looks upset and says that she won't ask them to go against their word but that they should have come to her first because she had said Will was safe regardless of what they were thinking.

Now Danielle wants to know the deal Chilltown has with Janelle this week. The deal is that Erika is safe, Diane is out and that if they win HOH this Thursday that Janelle and Howie are safe. Danielle now says her problem with Janelle that Janelle wants to be the final woman standing with the men and that doesn't sit well with Danielle.

Danielle now wants the house to come to a tie and have Janelle do her own "dirty" work, not the house. She leaves and goes outside to find Diane and talks with her. She's now telling her that she can't get the votes and that she may be going home. Come on Danielle... Season 6 lied to Diane so let Will & Mike lie to Janelle about voting the way she wants! Please... work Chilltown!

Danielle continues to get more information regarding when, who and how Diane was told she was safe. Like Danielle says she's "taking notes". Now Erika sits down stopping all game talk. Bitch.

Danielle and Diane move to the backyard outside couch while Erika is inside getting some stuff done. Danielle suddenly brings up that James had nothing to do with this week and Diane understands and trusts James. Danielle also says Marcellas "went to bat for you" and Diane says she knows. Erika comes back outside to stop all chat. Bitch.

I'm all for Diane but if this girl doesn't start playing hardcore to stay in the house then Diane should fucking get the hell out today before Thursday. Do SOMETHING Diane!

Oh wait. Diane just got up and went over to Mike to tell him Danielle is now telling her that she can't be saved. She wants to talk to Mike now. Good girl Diane! Danielle asks why Diane went over to Mike when she returns to the couch and at first she almost lies but then tells Danielle that she wants to talk to Mike later. Erika sits quietly while observing Diane's actions.

Danielle moves inside to the green room and Marcellas follows soon after to find out what's happening. Danielle says that when Mike says he's going to do something he sticks with it... meaning he'll vote out Diane. Marcellas just called the bed in the green room "cheap" because he said it comes from IKEA. Funny. Big Brother put flames on the screen until he stops talking about it.

Danielle is now by herself in the green room talking to herself wanting Amy or Jason in the house. Marcellas returns. Will was the first houeguest to refer to Danielle, Marcellas and Erika as Season 6's Parachutes... you know, in case their alliance feel apart they had someone quick to align with. Danielle jokes around that these "parachutes" have holes, Marcellas laughs adding that they're "bitches are ripped, some of them are opening, ripped cords have been cut" and so on.

Janelle soon interrupts and then Danielle turns the Big Brother show into a tour of the nastiest house in BB history. Her and Marcellas take Janelle on a tour of the nasty house.

August 1st: Boring house once again. Some are sitting in the living room chatting about movies. George and Howie are building a friendship outside on the backyard couch. There's been chat of Diane trying to gather votes but she's upset that Erika has already secured everyone's votes. This is why James is pissed because Diane had no chance to play anything, she was backdoored and given almost no chance to fight for herself.

Mike recently went upstairs to the couch in front of the HOH room where Janelle and Erika were playing chess. He tells her that Diane is trying to work to stay. And earlier Will and Mike were whispering about how Mike is going to continue to play the "nice guy" role. Will also thinks he's getting on Kaysar's good side because he talks about his clubs, the chance of getting Kaysar [ the future wannabe yet unemployed actor] some work and possibly getting Kaysar in on some new business deals outside of the house. Chilltown... always playing everyone!

Danielle continues to think of a way to save Diane but it seems Diane keeps giving up thinking she has no chance. I want Diane to stay but she's just not the same Diane we saw in Season 5, she's tamer, nicer, less of a Big Brother player. I pity her when she leaves the house to go back to living in her car. But you know what, it's her own fault for not playing the game harder. Girl better work her ass off for the next 2 days before voting.

Around 1am in the BB house Janelle and Kaysar are in the HOH room talking about the house's reaction to Diane's nomination. Janelle is annoyed with James still being angry and questions whether or not James will turn on them next week. Kaysar says he'll talk with James and doesn't think he will. Janelle also said that Erika isn't mad at her- bullshit, she is- and that she wouldn't put up Janelle next week if she won HOH- UM yeah your bitch ass is going up if Erika gets HOH.

They also try to figure out this Season's twist. I really doubt CBS even knows what the twist is, almost like a last minute thing. Janelle has also told Kaysar that Marcellas is her next target! I'm like WHAT THE FUCK? This bitch treated Diane like shit this week and now is going to turn on Marcellas. Talk about being a cunt!

About 1:30am Will, Mike, Diane and Marcellas are in the living room exchanging pre BB house information. Kaysar and James walk by to the kitchen and Will makes a comment about both of them getting fat. Marcellas chimes in with a comment about Kaysar getting "back fat" and then Will calls out to Kaysar that he should have heard what Marcellas just said. Marcellas said he didn't say anything and that Will was "working his angle".

Then Will notices Marcellas odd foot/toe growth, or lack thereof, and Kaysar starts making fun of Marcellas' toe and finally Marcellas shouts out playfully about Kaysar's back fat. Earlier in the HOH room Kaysar was complaining to Janelle about getting fat. Funny!

It seems everyone is up and in the kitchen area except Danielle, Erika and George. Diane comes into the kithcen area making a comment about James looking like her ex boyfriend from college. So that's why Diane jumped on James in the night Food Comp that just happened recently. I knew she wanted to fuck him! Everyone wants to fuck James!

There's talk of Mike jacking off in the downstairs bathroom... um... where's the audio BB? Oh it turns out that Mike was taking a nasty crap... ok whatever!

James briefly chatted with Kaysar and is still pissed off with Janelle. Kaysar agrees with James that Janelle did a "dumb" move but upstairs earlier in the HOH room Kaysar told Janelle that her thought her move was good. Kaysar continues to play it safe... Janelle ends up interrupting their talk and James says he's pissed that Season 6 has backdoored 2 people in a row. Howie said they had the chance to compete and James says sarcastically that "yeah they competed".

Now everyone is back to having fun and making fun of each other. Howie keeps making sexiest comments and Kaysar says that Howie's gentlemen classes will begin tomorrow. Kaysar starts bouncing a ball on the spiral staircase and talks about gravity and Howie tries to make an intellicutal comment and both Kaysar and James call him on it and make fun of his knowledge and use of words.

The time is 10pm in the BB house and James & Howie are outside lifting weights talking yet again about Janelle's "dumb" move. That all they had to do was take out Chilltown this and next week leaving everyone with 2 free weeks and then letting it be the floaters vs Season 6.

Earlier in the day Will and Mike are planning on talking to Kaysar about getting him to not nominate them next week... another deal with another member of Season 6. How stupid can Season 6 be after four fucking weeks? We'll find out this Thursday! And Chilltown's worst fear is Marcellas getting HOH because Marci wants them out!

Chilltown also worked over George earlier talking about how they want someone like George to win- what the fuck ever. Stupid George then makes a comment that Chilltown would be the last people he would think of nominating.

Back to the house's feeds. Kaysar has gone up to the HOH room to find Janelle yet again sleeping in her bed. She asks if Kaysar has talked to James because he's still upset and if he will vote the way she wants. He then asked which way Marcellas was going to vote and Janelle says that Marci will vote out Diane... FUCK!

August 2nd: It's just past midnight in the BB house and James & Kaysar have gone into the storage room to talk... James wants to talk game while Kaysar wants to fucking figure out what he's going to do next... go to bed... or eat. Fat ass.

James gets Kaysar into talking game and Kaysar truely believes no one in the house is after them, he really MUTHA FUCKING believes the floaters are after Chilltown and Chilltown is going after the floaters... James keeps thinking Season 6 is the main target if they don't get HOH and Kaysar starts his whole MASTER PLAN bullshit that everyone is targeting everyone else instead of Season 6.

Kaysar leaves the storage room going towards the kitchen while James goes towards the bedrooms and when James is just far enough away from Kaysar he calls Kaysar a "dumbass". Good boy James!

Tick Tock... Tick Tock... only a day and a half before James fucks his alliance this year... Tick Fucking Tock...

The time is 2:30pm in the BB house and Diane has come out of the Diary Room declaring that no one is voting today.. that voting will be FUCKING LIVE tomorrow! Me thinks Big Brother is hoping that the house will flip and keep Diane thus getting rid of Erika to then cause James to turn on his alliance that will in turn create "good tv".

And I think last night around 3 in the morning... Howie jerked off in the "Jack Shack". There wasn't as much moaning as when Mike did it weeks back.

Janelle now has the HOH camera and has an hour to take a number of photographs. She's up in the HOH room now with Kaysar, Howie and Marcellas. Janelle supposely now finds out through Marcellas that no one has voted today and that "something is up".

Oh what's this... Will & Mike are talking game in the bug room. Well actually Mike is attempting to understand that a "twist" come Thursday will hurt the game and the viewers. DUMBASS! Will says he wants to "flip this shit". Mike asks "get rid of Erika?" They agree that tomorrow that if for some reason they have to change their votes they say to each other something with the word "flip flop" in the sentence.

Will now goes to Diane in the red room while Mike goes to the kitchen. Will tells Diane that he's trying to "flip" the vote and the house. Diane calls Janelle or Erika a "bitch" and wants to tell certain people that Janelle is "mind controlling you". FINALLY FUCKING FINALLY Diane is playing hardcore. Good boy Big Brother! [for delaying the vote]

The go over the votes. Danielle, James, Will, Mike, George... maybe Marcellas, they almost got the votes solid. Now Diane just said to Mike who's now in the red room as Will has left... "I'm not going down like this. That bitch is walking around this house like you're going home"... regarding Erika. Diane tells Mike that Erika is secretly talking with Kaysar and Janelle. Marcellas is in the next room folding cloths.. maybe catching a word here and there from Diane & Mike.

Now Diane starts her game talk. James & George will vote for Diane to stay. Diane says she's "working" on Howie but that's an Alison move from week one that will backfire in her face so it's best to step away from the walking turd aka Howie. James now walks into the red room stopping the "talk". They all end up leaving the red room with Mike thinking on what to do.

He goes into the storage room with Will following to discuss what Diane just said to him. It seems Mike doesn't want to change his mind and wants to vote out Diane. The "risk" isn't worth it to save Diane.

Minutes later Will goes back to Diane in the red room to talk game. They dicuss what kind of "twist" will be happening tomorrow when the voting is LIVE. Diane keeps talking about getting Howie's vote but that just isn't going to happen. Leave the smelly old turd alone Diane!

3:30pm in the BB house over in the bathroom area Diane is somewhat talking to Howie.. but hopefully she gets the idea to back the fuck away that wretched stank!

Everyone is having their own conspiracy theories as to what's happening tomorrow. Here's mine. I really believe that Big Brother All Stars is fixed and they are working with Will this week to give him an extra day to turn the votes against Erika thus evicting Erika and keeping Diane so that something- fuck ANYTHING doesn't go Season 6's way because let's face it, All Stars has really been Season 6 part 2.

The time is 5:25pm in the BB house and Danielle & Marcellas are chatting on the outside couch in the backyard. Marcellas is calling Season 6 "tyrants" and that even though he doesn't want to nominate them but he feels like he must if he keeps feeling this way. He mentions Kaysar and Janelle because those 2 have done the most dirty work.

He's already got his nomination speech ready... he says he would end it with "and this is for Nakomis and Diane" and Danielle says "and unfortunately the two people you would have had votes from, you kicked out!" Both laugh about their speeches. They also discuss that if Danielle or Marcellas say that if they won HOH the first thing Season 6 is going to request is that Chilltown be put up. They are then going to tell Season 6 that you had four weeks to do it yourself and now you want us to your dirty work.

Chilltown has it sooo fucking good in this game and who do we have to FUCKING thank!?! Kaysar and Janelle! Stupid DUMBASS number 1 and Stupid DUMBASS number 2!

Howie comes outside and stops Danielle & Marci's game talk. After some time passes Howie leaves and Danielle starts talking to Marci again about the game. But before they get into anything worth listening to, James comes outside because the cameras outside are all focusing on Dani & Marci.

Danielle now asks James to explain his alliance's reasons for not nominating Will & Mike, mostly why Kaysar didn't do it. James spills Season 6's secrets to them. That Kaysar wanted to cause other targets in the house and cause everyone to be against each other instead of Season 6. James continues with his endless "I was angry at Janelle" rant which is valid and I agree with but let's move on to new game talk.

Danielle now tries to get Season 6's next plan but James says that he doesn't know what the other 3 are planning, that he doesn't really talk to them... BULLSHIT. Marcellas now brings up that Will doesn't invest the time in the game to win a HOH and that Mike is ready to win and could win a HOH very soon. Will now comes out and stops all game talk.

DAMN IT! Diane is talking with Howie in the red room about Janelle doing "mind control" on him. FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK. Why do people think they can talk to Kaysar, Howie & Janelle about turning on each other. Yes, James you can talk to but not Howie. I give Howie about 20 minutes before he runs up and tells Janelle. Now Janelle will go around the house making sure Diane leaves the house possibly stopping Will from flipping the house against Erika and Janelle. FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK.

The time is 8pm in the BB house and what do I see... Will & Janelle talking alone in the HOH room. Does Janelle really think she can control Will? Does she really think Will does anything to benefit her in the game? And Will just revealed that there will be a lockdown all night and all day tomorrow, that is until the new HOH is announced.

Oh my BB Lord, Will again uses the "Number 1... [insert bullshit] and Number 2... [insert more bullshit]".

Feeds switch to Marcellas and Erika in the red room discussing how Season 6 is playing a mean game and something about the nerd herd. Mike in another part of the house just said that the lockdown will last 21 hours. Wow.

Later Danielle and Diane are talking outside on the pool table. Diane suddenly says "...so, Janelle wants to be a fucking cunt then that's her prerogative. She'll be the first one out next week..." Diane also says that she only uses the word "cunt" when she dislikes someone. Danielle also expected Diane to "fight" but Diane has yet to really "fight" all season.

Now they talk about someone maybe coming back tomorrow and that Diane may be asked to go into the backyard after her most likely eviction... hey houseguests... none of the feed viewers have any fucking idea what's happening tomorrow. I honestly think CBS is making up the show as it goes.

August 3rd: Just before midnight in the BB house James is trying to turn Howie against Janelle's plan on getting out Diane. Basically he's telling Howie that if she didn't want to do what we wanted- putting up Will and evicting him this week- then we don't do what she wants- voting out Diane.

It seems that James, Will, Mike and Danielle are all waiting for someone to use the term "flip flop" before the live votes to get certain people in the house to evict Erika. Either way Janelle's going to get FUCKED so hard if Kaysar or Howie doesn't win HOH that she's going to pass out from the sheer exhaustion from getting FUCKED from every single person in the house other than Kaysar & Howie.

Right now Will has joined Howie, Danielle and James in the bug room. All three dissect Howie emotionally through question after question about his interest in sex and women. Howie tries to deliver answers that just have absolutely no meaning and no one really believes Howie is happy in life despite his answers that say otherwise. It's funny to see Howie get angry when people corner him about his life choices.

I can't wait for Howie to get nominated and when he tries to turn someone into the next "busto" these mutha fuckin all stars are going to actually fight back, not like April from last season who ran to the HOH bathroom and cried... these mutha fucking all stars are going to verbally break and rip apart Howie until he mutha fucking cries!

The time is 2:30pm in the BB house and everyone is getting ready for tonight's show and possible big TWIST. I've read that Amy is to appear on the show tonight and has talked about the possiblity of coming into the house "midseason". Marcellas will fucking flip the fuck out tonight when he sees or hears Amy!

Speaking of "flip" remember when I reported that Will and Mike agreed to come up with a secret phrase that would tell the other to flip their vote to evict Erika... well the secret phrase "flip flop" was uttered between the 2 and maybe Diane has finally worked her magic enough to stay in the game. If not, maybe BB will have shed a tear for her and put her in the possible larger jury this year... who knows...

And there's talk of the chance that tonight's HOH comp is an endurance one. If Amy shows up on the show tonight then she may have some fun with the houseguests in tonight's possible endurance comp. In Texas time the show is now only 2 and half hours away!

Well Diane has been evicted by a vote of 7-1, Will being the only vote to evict Erika. No one decided to fuck with Janelle's nominations but everyone agrees the way she treated Diane was just wrong. Marcellas even promised Diane that if he had the chance he would do Janelle in. Thanks for playing Diane, you should have played harder but life continues for Diane.

There was also no big twist tonight. The big twist for next week is someone may get the chance to fuck with this week's HOH nominations... I can't even pronounce whatever Julie Chen said during the live show.

SPIDER ENDURANCE COMP has now finished. Here's how it went down!

Everyone got onto of the giant web and stayed on while it rocked side to side and foam was spraying on them at various times of the competition. Will somehow dropped out of the comp after only 5 minutes. He has no worries that he's going up this week so he gives up. It seems no one else was going to be eliminated by the rocking motion. There was even a red line that if anyone touched it they would be eliminated yet no one was.

So after some time passes Janelle comes out with an envelope that reads that the houseguests have 1 minute to position themselves under the web so that they are hanging by their arms and legs. Their heads and torsos must be under the web at all times. Once everyone does this... JAMES is out. Something about his shoes coming off made him fall. He gets one of the 5 eggs that contain prizes and he gets the POWER to take away an eviction vote!

Next Mike falls off screaming in frustration as he lays on the cushioned landing below. He gets the $10,000 prize egg. Howie has a good position and Will makes it known that Howie could very well win this HOH. Next Kaysar falls off! FUCK YEAH. George soon follows as well as Marcellas. Both out! Marcellas ends up getting the week off of slop egg and the rest are rotten eggs meaning no prizes. Will Marci give George the free week of slop pass? I doubt it.

Now it's just Howie, Danielle and Erika left. It looks as if Erika could win this but keeps her mouth shut as Howie and Danielle tell each other to "let go" and that "you're safe" bullshit. Danielle ain't listening to Howie because the past 2 weeks both evicted houseguests were lied to by Season 6 and were sent home, there's no truth to what Season 6 promises anymore. Of course Danielle doesn't say a damn thing but keeps begging for Howie to drop.

Finally Howie FUCKING DROPS! All of the Season 6 people are OUT! Their reign of power in the house is OVER! Erika then quickly as fuck drops giving it to Danielle. Danielle drops screaming in joy and shouting something about "black widow". Now both James and Danielle have the POWER to fuck the house this week!

Feeds have been on flames for some time but for a brief second we see James, Will and Mike in the bug room changing and they talk about "she's pissed" aka Janelle. Later James and Will are talking in the bug room by themselves with intent that Janelle is the target.

Later Will and Mike talk in the green room about who they will go next week and now they want to go to the Diary Room to do some more "calls", the ones where they make fun of everyone in the house.

The time is 9:22pm and Marcellas has just announced that he's going to give his Free Week Off Slop pass to George when he gets out of the Diary Room. Good Boy Marci!

Everyone is now eating pizza, week of slop for Will and others is officially over. George is handed the Slop Free pass and he makes too big of a deal of taking it off Marci's hands and James finally says "Shut the fuck up and just eat!". So he accepts it and starts eating the greasy pizza.

Ohhh Janelle is so depressed... so is Kaysar. Why the fuck are they depressed? They had power for 4 weeks. Now you should look forward to being put on the block, playing for POV and hopefully winning and getting the house to vote for you and not against you... this is part of the FUCKING GAME! Play bitch and asshole! PLAY!

Here we go, Janelle is telling Kaysar in the bug room that they have to keep telling them that someone is coming back. No one believes that twist anymore. Neither do we the viewers. Ohh that bitch Janie is going to pay for what she did last week to Diane... that is until the girl wins POV and saves herself!

Janelle's MASTER PLAN this week is that

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Big Brother All Stars . Howie's All Star Ass

Thanks again TRD... Not sure what the world would be like without seeing Howie's bare ass inside the Big Brother house.

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August 2, 2006

Big Brother All Stars . Vsul Captures

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August 1, 2006

NBC's Passions . Miguel & His Balls

This past Monday NBC's Passions aired an episode where the shirtless hunks of Harmony played baseball against the ladies of Harmony. Here are 2 clips of the show that I told you to Tivo but in case you missed it here are 2 dollar store style videos featuring Miguel and some other Passion hunks.

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