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August 10, 2006

Big Brother All Stars . Week Five

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August 4th through August 10th

Previous Day Updates tucked away within this post...



August 4th: part 1 Just passed midnight Danielle is in her pink robe in the HOH room that has an African decor. Janelle and Kaysar are sitting waiting patiently for everyone to flood the fuck out. Will is on the bed listening to music while George is eating at the HOH table. Tick.. Tock... Tick.. Tock...

It's pathetic watching Janelle attempting to share dog stories to better connect with Danielle. Janelle has just been called to the Diary Room by Big Brother. Get the fuck out Janelle!

Now Kaysar and Danielle are talking, not alone by the way, about Jason's game play during her season. Danielle basically said that no one can change her mind in this game once she's made it. Basically, Kaysar, just don't even try to save yourself. James now appears into the HOH room almost stopping Kaysar's pathetic attempt at learning how Danielle plays based on her season's experiences.

It's going to be awhile before James and Danielle can start talking game. Now if Danielle doesn't do exactly what James wants.. will he be a 30 something year old baby and turn on Danielle next week or will he respect what she wants to do and will wait for his chance to push Janelle out the door. FUCK, Erika is back upstairs in the HOH room after telling Mike that she and him will be the only ones sleeping in the big bed in the red room... but others want to sleep in the red room despite what Erika wants... now Howie and Mike are sleeping at opposite ends of the bed... shame on Erika and Mike for trying to control something in the house!

Pretty much everyone except Howie and Mike are up in the HOH room talking about everyone making a pact to not put the whole house on slop for any amount of money. James tries to call out Will about his evil game play and then Kaysar calls out James on his "honest" routine this year... James gave no reaction to Kaysar.

After some time passes, the time is about 12:44pm now, Will leaves thus giving Danielle the chance to grab the headphones to signify that everyone needs to get the fuck out. Janelle asks Kaysar to play chess outside the HOH room... basically to fake play and wait for everyone to leave so they can go back in and talk game with Danielle.

Everyone leaves... except James. Howie's in the bathroom so James is finally alone with Danielle. He gets to quickly whispering that Janelle has to get the fuck out but THEN DANIELLE DROPS A BOMB!

You ready for this...

She tells James that she wants to put JAMES on the MUTHA FUCKING BLOCK! Because he has that pass to get rid of someone's eviction vote and that she FUCKING feels that James will be safe no matter what may or may not go wrong this week.

James hates the idea and tries to get the idea out of her head. James just called Janelle "a fat piece of shit this year". I can't believe Danielle wants to put up James.. her only FUCKING ALLY in the game! She thinks she has Chilltown in her back pocket but she doesn't. James wants to take great "pride" in defeating Janelle. Danielle calls him the "veto king".

James being the once Veto King and winning the pass to throw out someone's eviction vote has put him on the block whether he likes it or not. FUCK. Now Danielle says that once her mind is made up... no one can change it.

She also says that she's doing this because she doesn't want people to know that her and James are closely aligned... but um.. you STUPID HOH DUMBASS, if you start telling people to get them to vote to save James this week before he's nominated and James wants to be in the HOH room when Danielle tells George about the plan... then people are going to tell other FUCKING people that you and James are secretly aligned. So... putting James on the block doesn't SERVE ANY FUCKING PURPOSE. NONE!

And Danielle had said once that you never put up someone that you don't want to go home... so does this mean she secretly wants James to go home? Talk about wanting "tv time".

Now Danielle is talking with Erika about voting out Janelle. She is secretly telling Erika certain aspects of her plan but not revealing all. Danielle now brings up the fact that Janelle told Danielle to her face that Danielle was a "weak player". Danielle and Erika joke "did she [Janelle] not even see Big Brother 3?"

Downstairs James has gotten Marcellas to agree that if James is up with Janelle that Marcellas will vote to keep James and evict Janelle for her actions last week.

I, Mr. GuyTVBlog, still do not agree with Danielle's plan because last week she told Mike.. "Why give the HOH what the HOH wants." Meaning why give Danielle what Danielle wants... Oh Danielle, talk about another fuck up. This is the season of fuck ups because they are playing for the final vote to win money, not week to week. This is a "week" decision and not a "final vote" decision. If James goes out the door then Danielle will look like a DUMBASS and James will be the one screwed. DAMN IT!

Now Marcellas has walked into the HOH room and Danielle flat out tells Marci that he's not going up or being backdoored. He asks who the target is and Janelle is brought up. Marcellas said that James just came down and asked for his vote and he said that what Janelle did last week was "unforgivable". Danielle keeps trying to interrupt Marcellas' rant that "I've got a plan".

Marcellas asks about Kaysar and she says she's not worried about him. It's all about Janelle. Marcellas also doesn't have a problem telling Janelle that he's not voting for her but Danielle says not to do that, to word it so that she thinks she's getting his vote but really isn't.

Marcellas now makes Danielle laugh at how he wanted to handle Season 6 if he had won HOH. He said he'd bring all four up there, tell them to decide right here right now who of the four want to be nominated and if you can't decide then I'll throw all four keys in the bag and pick 2 for nomination!

The time is 2:30am in the BB house and Danielle is up in the HOH room talking with Will & James about her plan. Will starts giving his game advice but nothing he says will work because he doesn't know the people he's talking as well as James and Danielle do.

So now James rips his hat off in frustration that he has to go up even when he doesn't want to. Will lays in the bed as he and Danielle talk about this testing James and their four person alliance: Danielle, James, Will & Mike. Will now requests that his key be last in the nomination ceremony.

Will just sold out Erika by telling Danielle that Erika claimed ownership of throwing HOH by telling Will that she was "taking care of my boys" meaning Chilltown. Will is the ultimate floater this season! He's aligned with everyone in the house except Howie, George and Marcellas! He's in an alliance with Danielle and James aka "The Legion of Doom", he's in an alliance with Mike, he's working with Kaysar and Janelle to some degree, he's aligned with Erika because she is aligned with Mike and he's aligned with slop because both of them are just down right dirty in the house!

Will now tells Danielle that he's happy to play with her and continues his pathetic see through rant that Danielle was robbed her season. Will loves to flood flattering words towards a houseguests to butter them up to better accept Will as he is, charming but full of lies. The problem with Danielle is she's now telling Will how well she is playing the game by telling him how she listens to people and how certain people fuck up in the game... she's FUCKING UP this moment when Will will sell her out by telling the next HOH how BIG of a game player Danielle is! Can't people play this game perfectly or close to perfection? Everyone fucks the fuck up!

Danielle just told Will that Marcellas said that whoever Dani puts up against Janelle that Marcellas will vote out Janelle. Will is shocked by the news delivering a "whoo". Danielle, please shut your mouth because you were just on Mike's case about him putting your name in his mouth when you are doing it 24/7. Everyone does it. Who is Danielle to expect others to not put her name in their mouth. To use her name against her.

Will continues his rant about The Legion of Doom splitting the money. Um... Danielle ain't splitting shit with you Will. You got money. Mike has money. James and Danielle need money. I mean what the fuck? Now they trash Erika again about her taking credit for every move that involves her. And that Erika is a "good player" and that if Will went up instead of Diane that she was fearful of Will getting votes to evict her.

Downstairs Kaysar is reading the bible at the dining room table. Janelle walks by asking what's wrong. He tells her that he'll talk to her later. She asks for him to come into the bug room so that she, him and James can talk. She leaves back to the room without Kaysar.

Janelle is now telling James in the bug room that her nominations last week were "stupid" and that Erika said that Janelle's nominations were "smart". James said they were "smart" for her, Erika. They break and both go to bed.

August 4th: part 2 So Morning has come and gone and the current time is 2pm in the BB house. The houseguests are on an outside lockdown while Danielle is inside getting nominations ready. Here's what we missed as of this morning.

Kaysar, Janelle and Howie have started bashing Marcellas as of late last night that continues to this morning. Now Kaysar thinks he's got it figured out by saying that Marcellas and Danielle's "beef" was staged and part of their game play. Whatever! Oh poor Kaysar, now he doesn't want to go to sequestor... fuck these All Stars!

Kaysar really believes he's going up! We all know that Marcellas as alread turne against Janelle and now Janelle has turned against Marcellas, going to try to "play" him to get information. This should be good!

Early this morning Marcellas tells Danielle to not put up James but to put up Kaysar and Janelle and then use Howie if either one uses the POV. And over in the kitchen Will tells Janelle that he's going to do what he can to get JAMES out of the house. As a feed watcher I can't even tell what Will is going to do! Last week he tried to fuck over Janelle by getting votes to keep Diane and this week he just may fuck over Danielle in getting her main "boy" out of the house over Janelle so that Janelle can go after Danielle next week.

Will is such a mind fuck.

Next Kaysar tries to defend or explain his alliance's reason(s) for leaving Chilltown alone for four weeks and going after certain other "snakes in the grass". Whatever stupid, she ain't hearing it.

Janelle has also told James that Marcellas is their "leak" and then tells James that Danielle is their newest target next week. The funniest part of Janelle's bitchy cunty comments to James was that this bitch said she DIDN'T WANT TO BE BACKDOORED! Um... Bitch, you and your alliance backdoored 2 people back to back... fuck you and your requests. Bitch. But I still love her just not the game side of her.

Now we have flames on the feeds and await the actual nominations....

It looks like James and Janelle are still the biggest targets. Nominations have yet to happen. Will is talking with Janelle in the workout room about Kaysar and Howie voting to keep Janelle and evict James. Now he's telling Janelle that he's going to try to get James "up" on the block after he talks with Danielle. He's fucking with Janelle that he will be the one that gets James on the block when it has already been decided by Danielle.

He leaves Janelle to apply her makeup on the floor of the workout room. Upstairs in the HOH room Danielle and Marcellas are discuss "the four" and who should go "up". They also discuss how they are huge Janelle fans but now things are different after playing with her in the house.

Now they talk about sending one of Season 6 home so that there are only 3 left on the jury. Marcellas now says that Janelle or Howie need to be targeted this week because Kaysar and James will vote as one each whereas Howie will vote however someone tells him to vote, they basically count Janelle and Howie as 2 votes for the same person. Something like that.

Danielle continues to downplay her trust in James to Marcellas. Saying that she can't trust him. But she can and she's actually playing Marcellas as well as the rest of the house about her loyalty to James. Now they're both boring as they continue to repeat all the bullshit Janelle did last week.

Janelle and James are talking in the bug room about how he thinks both of them will be on the block but Janelle feels like Kaysar and her will be on the block. She also says that she never said she was "good at this game" and that she fucked up trusting Marcellas. James leaves her to be.

He now heads up to the HOH room to discuss more details with Danielle. George is not in on the plan but they need his vote. She also tells James that only him, Will and Mike know of the plan... wait... she now says Erika knows it as well. But Erika won't fuck with Danielle because she wants Janelle out as well, all three ladies want to be the last one standing in a house of men who will go after each other.

Mike then comes into the HOH room to find Danielle and James talking about how James is still going up as part of Danielle's MASTER PLAN! James is still nervous but ready to FUCKING PLAY. Mike tells James "man we got this" and that if they, the Legion of Doom, alliance gets through this week then they will be the alliance to beat.

Later Mike goes to the workout room to talk with Will. Will is telling him how he "played" Janelle earlier by telling her that he was going to do his best to put James on the block and that they shook on it to show Janelle Will's loyalty to her when in fact he's just fucking with her to get trust. Will also talks about Erika's "saving my boys" bullshit to Mike and that Mike can have his showmance with her but that she will throw Chilltown under the bus when it benefits her. Mike kinda agrees but doesn't.

And then soon after that they meet in the bathroom and Will brings up the idea of flipping on Danielle and getting James out this week leaving Janelle to go after Danielle next week giving Chilltown 2 free weeks of game play. Danielle has put too much faith in Chilltown, the team that likes to fuck everyone over.

The time is 5:30pm in the BB house and everyone is outside on lockdown while Danielle readys her nominations. If she puts up James and he goes home... Danielle is just another DUMBASS in the house.

Finally nominations has happend and Janelle & James are up on the block. Janelle comes into the bug room where the rest of Season 6 is in and says "the line in the sand has been drawn". James says to not take it personal and now Janelle says she really "dislikes" Erika.

Janelle is happy though and she grabs a hat and walks to the corner of the room and throws it playfully mimicing what Kaysar did last season. Everyone in the Season 6 alliance starts throwing other hats, pillows and anything soft all over the room. Fun times being on the FUCKING BLOCK! Fun times!

Now James wants to go upstairs to the HOH room and everyone from his Season 6 alliance has no idea he's already turned against them and wants to talk game with Danielle. James keeps telling the others the REAL reasons why Danielle nominated James but it's all bullshit. James is this week's pawn.

James brings up the fact that Janelle called Danielle a "weak" player and Janelle doesn't deny it! So it did happen even though there's no footage anywhere of Janelle telling this to Danielle. And now everyone in the Season 6 alliance except Janelle believe no one is coming back into the game.

Danielle and Erika talk in the HOH room about the nomination ceremony. Erika laughs and jokes with Danielle... Erika is by far one of the top players to make it to the final 2... that is unless someone nominates her and gets her into sequestor. Erika goes downstairs and here comes Marcellas about the nomination speech.

We find out that Danielle put Mike's key before Marcellas so that Mike could tell Marcellas "you're safe" since we all know Mike can't stand Marcellas. Marcellas keeps feeding Danielle's ego in the game and they both keep laughing and joking about how Season 6 has to turn on each other and decide who's going home and who will save each other with the POV.

Outside Will is telling Erika, Mike and Janelle that the this week's POV comp may have temptation twist in it.

Sometime after this Janelle was outside in the backyard complaing about the current house to Will & Mike about the floaters back stabbing her and Marcellas back stabbing her and blah blah blah. Janelle, come on, you and your alliance have been fucking with floaters since day one. Go fuck yourself. Now that they have power and they are coming after you now you're pissed... at THEM?

The time is 9pm in the BB house and Season 6 is gathering in the bug room to discuss Danielle's plan... while JAMES IS IN THE FUCKING ROOM. Kaysar is telling James that Danielle's MASTER PLAN [in theory] is to try to "put everyone on the spot and make them decide" and that she's trying to get Janelle out and that "they" will pick up James thinking he's upset with Season 6 for picking Janelle over him. Janelle says Danielle is trying to turn us against each other and James agrees that it's stupid for Danielle to do this because it won't work.

James is fully aware of what the real MASTER PLAN is and the other members of Season 6 continue to be fully unaware of what's really going on.

Now Kaysar just fucked himself in front of James because Janelle said that if Kaysar wins POV and takes off James then Danielle could put up someone from Chilltown and all of Season 6 can stay... but then Kaysar starts talking to James saying that he wins POV and pulls SOMEONE off the block- wait... he didn't use James name..he said he'll pull SOMEONE off the block meaning Janelle. Kaysar is ready to let go of James... well guess what Kaysar, James has already let your ass go last week.

After James and Kaysar leaves Janelle tells Howie that she wants to "stay here so bad and do some serious damage, I will go nuts" and that "you and me will be a fucking category 9 hurricane". Howie says "yup" and Janie heads out into the house.

Outside in the backyard Will is sharing his latest information about Janelle and Erika to Danielle. Both Chilltown are talking about how "brillant" things are working for them and Danielle. Next Will and Danielle trash Marcellas and his most recent game plays.

It seems this new alliance is strong with Will, Mike, Danielle and James. Will goes inside for a second and asks James is he wants to get into the hot tub but James says he's cooking dinner. Will goes into the hot tub and continues his game talk with Mike and Danielle. Now Danielle says that she told Marcellas about placing his key after Mike for purpose but Danielle makes fun of how she told him and how Marcellas reacted thus causing Mike to laugh. Everyone's fucking everyone in the house! Good Times!

I really don't see this alliance sticking too long due to Will & Mike wanting to split the money whereas James and Danielle need to the money for themselves.

Right now Will & Mike are left alone in the hot tub and they are FINALLY studying the game for future HOH comps, eviction order, pov, etc.

The time is 11pm in the BB house and Season 6 is once again in the bug room talking game. It appears POV players are set to play... James, Janelle, Danielle... and... Mike, Will and Marcellas!!! Can you believe it. The new alliance of Danielle, James, Mike & Will are all playing meaning no one is going to use the POV if they win it, except James & Janelle but no one else playing will use the POV so that their plan on getting Janelle out goes smoothly.

Right now Kaysar says Marcellas makes his "blood boil". Janelle says she picked Marcellas because he may throw it and give her a better chance of winning it. Janelle says Marcellas ran upstairs after POV player selection and that pissed off Janelle and Kaysar. Kaysar doesn't buy Erika's bullshit anymore and says that she comes up to him like he's "dumb".

Season 6 [minus James] believes that Danielle, Marcellas and Erika are in some kind of alliance. That's just too funny. James continues his "i don't know why Danielle nominated" bullshit up by saying to George outside in front of Danielle that her putting him up this year is worse than when Howie put up him last year. Everyone from Season 6 buys James' upset story! Oh Kaysar, you're so stupid this year.

August 5th: It just hit midnight in the BB house and Kaysar is talking with James about his anger and frustration with Marcellas and Erika. James is trying to talk Kaysar down from his idiotic anger rant because Kaysar isn't seeing that this is how they [the floaters] are playing the game and that they don't have the right to play the game like they want and not like how Kaysar wants. Kaysar is upset because Marci and Erika "won't take a stand" or pick a side. Um... that's what floaters do... they never pick a side or take a stand!

Kaysar wants to confront Marcellas when he comes downstairs from the HOH room and Kaysar wants to go off on Marci about how he turned on Janelle and how he turned his back on Season 6. But does Kaysar REALLY FUCKING think he has the only valid points in his argument with Marcellas? This is all stars MUTHA FUCKER. Marcellas will go off on you Kaysar and put you in your place about your game play and the choices you fucking made. Ohhh.. I've been waiting for a fight between All Star players and tonight could be the night!

James keeps trying to tell Kaysar that Kaysar is playing this game different from "floaters" and that he should use their behaviour as valuable information to use against them later in the game. Kaysar says he kept it all inside last year and now he wants to just get it off his chest this year. "It's on dude. It is on" whispers Kaysar.

The time is 12:30 and Kaysar is talking with Danielle on the outside hammock selling out Erika and possibly Marcellas and trying to save all four of his Season 6 members. Danielle ain't falling for that, are you kidding me? Does Kaysar believe he can turn Danielle against Erika and Marcellas before taking the chane of getting out Season 6 members.

James, Will and Mike are talking about the POV comp player selections in the bug room. Almost celebrating at all the people who are playing against Janelle. Now Will is making fun of Kaysar being out there talking to Danielle but they all feel Danielle is "strong" and won't fall for it. Mike then asks "I thought you wanted to go home?" referring to Kaysar's latest copycat rants that are very similiar to Will's rants about leaving the game.

Outside Danielle is pretty much putting down everything Kaysar says regarding his alliance and their choices. Nearly every point she throws at him regarding past week events involving his alliance he remains silent and has to think what to say that will justify their actions but every word or phrase he mutters Danielle asks more questions and tells him more facts that "just don't add up".

I wish I could write everything down that Danielle is saying to Kaysar but it's so much that even as I'm typing she's talking a mile a minute. I can't keep up. One great thing she said to Kaysar is that he's the only one playing for the alliance while they are all playing for themselves. Kaysar also brought up that his alliance has been "attacked" but um... Kaysar, your alliance has been attacking floaters since day fucking one. Get over yourself, Season 6 is not the victim this week.

Finally after Howie's determination for hanging onto the web for this week's HOH comp was talked about Danielle tells Kaysar that when you think you've figured her out... you haven't. She then says that she loves Janelle and James and that if she's playing Monoploy with them, she's going to kick their ass in it... "duh".

Danielle ends the conversation before they walk inside that Kaysar needs to start playing for "yourself".

The time is 4:20pm in the BB house and Mike and Will are talking- more whispering game after JANELLE WON THE DAMN POV!!! James is left on the block and possibly Kaysar is going up. Danielle supposely promised Howie he wasn't going up so that leaves Chilltown. So who goes up? Will it be Kaysar after Danielle learned to respect him from last night's conversation or will she break her word with Howie and put him up or will she break her alliance with Chilltown and send one of them up and out. Either way James seems to be safe...

Well there's talk that on the forums that James went into the HOH room to get something out of Danielle's fridge and he told Danielle that her kindness will be rewarded next week... once he leaves the door Danielle mutters something about "if you're still here..." Uber Bitch. Everyone is so quick to fuck each other over. Danielle has no right to trash other people's game when she is just like everyone in the house, playing down right dirty and fucked up.

The POV game involved many sacrifices and many rewards that included everyone sleeping on cots, some being on slop, everyone loosing hot water to shower with, someone being confided for 24 hours, another person getting a phone call, someone winning a vacation, another winning money, a TV was handed out and it all ended with Janelle winning POV.

Will and Mike continue talking- I mean whispering game talking about getting out Marcellas. It seems the whole house wants Marcellas out, well maybe except George.

Danielle joins the Will & Mike whisper and talk about how Will will try to talk Janelle into not using the POV. They could try to fuck with Janie again this week, I mean they've been mind fucking her for four weeks now.

The time is 9pm in the BB house and Season 6 is in the bug room trashing Marcellas! Kaysar is calling him a "scumbag" while Janelle says "he irriates the fuck out of me, little bastard" and Howie says "let's get rid of that little bitch. I'm tired of listening to him, looking at him, smelling him..." Um... Same goes to you Howie! And James says nothing during all this back to back Marci bashing... well he only jumps on the bandwagon to show that he's on BB7's side at various times but says the usually "he's a fucking liar".

Kaysar again makes it known that he wants to play with his gloves off and that Marcellas is "all holier than thou" but Marcellas never said he was "holier than thou", it's how stupid ass Kaysar sees Marcellas. Fucking bitch argue with Marcellas already so that you can have your ass verbally ripped apart Kaysar!

Howie wants Marcellas out of the house before Erika because "he's the most annoying person in the world... next to me" and James says "he's got you beat".

Kaysar reveals that there was a slop pass for the rest of the year in the POV game and George was flipping out that he didn't get the chance to play for it. I mean flipping the fuck out, Kaysar believes his reaction won't make it on TV.

Everyone is looking good getting ready for a margarita party. Mike is looking very feminine as he attempts to pull off a pink jacket and a slanted hat of some kind. Janelle looks great in her little black dress with diamondish straps and her fake blond hair all to one side of her face and Will has his black hair slicked back and is wearing a suit that makes him look as if he weighs a single pound.

George walks passed an almost ready Janelle wearing a horrid blue jacket with a puffy blue shirt underneath and he comments Janelle as he passes and then Janelle says politely and beautifully "thank you Mr. Fart". Funny!

Just at 10pm the Margarita Party has officially begun and it's boring as hell. Marci just came outside to join James, Will, Mike and Janelle outside... too bad no one likes him anymore. If he does go up instead of Kaysar this week then maybe this exit will do him better because everyone wants him gone and almost everyone doesn't want to deal with him in sequestor. Poor poor Marci...

20 or so minutes pass and everyone outside is talking amongst each other... except Marci. Finally Marcellas walks away saying "I though there was no Chilltown" and once he's out of range Will & Janelle bash him with Janelle saying "He's such a bitch". Will again proclaims that Mike warned Janelle about Marcellas four weeks ago. She says "I know". Poor poor Marcellas.

Now Will is going off about how BB has thrown the worst party in history. The fucking Margarita machine doesn't even work and Will wants to start throwing shit. Mike is shouting for beer and wine. The party does suck. So does Kaysar... ohhhh FUCKING SNAP!

Later Will and Janelle are talking about a 2 week alliance that will get rid of Marcellas this week, Danielle or Erika next week and then the other one after that. Janelle just said Marcellas is "bitter" and "such a jerk". I guess the fucking Legion of Doom is over... that alliance was James, Danielle, Will & Mike.

Now Janelle continues her rant about Marcellas that he was "screaming" at her and "raising his voice" and then said that if she didn't put up Wil instead of Diane that it was Janelle basically telling the whole house "fuck you".

The time is 11:15pm and Will & Mike are talking- FUCK I mean softly whispering about how Erika has been playing both sides and that she was never on the sole side of Chilltown.

This year we just FUCKING GOT our first "Season 2 Toothbrush in the Tiolet Incident". Beer was split on the floor to the bathroom and Mike used Marcellas' washcloth to clean it up and then put it back on the spot it was hanging on the wall so that when Marcellas would use it there would be beer/floor germs all over it.

The feeds quickly went to flames and came back seconds later with Mike saying he got "yelled" at and he was telling Will that Marcellas can go around and "do whatever" but that he can't use Marcellas' washcloth... um... whatever that means.

Mike goes outside while Will whispers game play to Danielle in the gym. Yes I forgot to mention that Danielle was given a 24 solitude thing from the POV comp so Big Brother changed the gym into an enclosed space with a porter potty so that Danielle would be excluded from the house for 24 hours.

Now Janelle walks in and is talking with Will about her possibly going to Danielle to get her to put up Marcellas. Then Will delivers his millionth "...and then you guys can put me up next week, I don't care" bullshit and everyone just lets him say it. I would get the house to turn against Mike and make him stand true to his word, he wants to go up next week, put him up and send him out the door. Backdoor the fucker if he has to be backdoored. His only alliance member in the house is Mike and fucking send Will home.

Why won't these All Stars do it? Because they feel like the want to be the one to "use" Will and/or win against him in the final 2 spots.

August 6th: It just hit midnight in the BB house and the Marcellas bashing continues with James and Howie in the bug room. Talking about how Marcellas is almost 40 years old and that his age was not on the call sheet and Marci's age is not even on the BB All Stars official website. What's up with that? James talks about Marcellas being a "coporate boy".

Janelle is playing card with Marcellas in the living room and Howie walks by telling Marci "you're so cute". I mean just be a FUCKING ALL STAR already and start spewing real words out of your mouth to one another.

Oh shit, Danielle is loosing it in the solitude room. She's crying as I type. The audio is breaking my heart. Big Brother is FUCKING LOVING THIS with extreme close ups of Dani's tears and face.

If only this solitude room had been started from Day 1 we would already have problem half the house quitting giving their DOR. This solitude room fucking rocks! If Howie was in there for 24 hours he's be jerking off in the porter potty non fucking stop. Now comes her game plan once she goes back into the house. Will she tell them she cried and hated every moment or will she say it didn't effect her one bit and caused her to think about the game non stop. Maybe a little of both.

WHOA... imagine the camera guys behind the mirrors who have to film this and be with her during most of her stay in the room of solitude.

Inside James is about to shower. Hoping for Camera in shower to work, even for a split second it would make my entire BBAS experience! Please please please! Ohh, just got a butt shot but it was behind glass. And guess who comes along to talk with a nude James in the shower... KAYSAR! Oh BB Gods, James is so sexy when he's angry in the cold shower. Baby James has come out and he doesn't want to go outside with Mike because he's in a "pissed off mood" but then decides to come outside for something stupid Howie is doing.

Outside Howie is standing in his boxer briefs and only his boxer briefs and is dancing with a mexican dancing hat on. Everyone is singing and egging him on and he's just acting like an almost drunk fool. [Thanks tigershere & auntjulie]

Later Will is taking a shower in the kitchen sink while Kaysar bitches outside about this week doesn't make sense. Kaysar just BITCH BITCH BITCH! Will is now sitting in the sink with his shorts on and spraying the sink nozzle into his shorts. Janelle walks by and laughs and is egged by Will to have more fun in the house.

Will asks Janelle to let him spray her down with the kitchen sink spray thing and she says no but he does it anyways. She backs away close to the dining room table and he sprays high into the air to still get her. Now she wrestles him in the sink with the spray thingy and they are getting water all over each other and the entire kitchen. Big Brother announces to "stop that" and then we get flames for a few seconds.

We return to Janelle and Will several feet away from each other but laughing.

Later James is in the red room with Erika and Marcellas walks in playfully saying "Get out of my room bitch" to which James says "Eat a dick". Marcellas then makes this statement "you mean a member of the 'four' are not happy with how things are going? How did that happen?" and James reacts by saying he should go to the Diary room and ask why BB allows Marci to sleep on the couch. Marcellas says he's sleeping on a cot tonight.

James and Marcellas seem fine now having regular chat about bullshit and crap. Soon Erika leaves to get food and Marcellas and James talk about the votes to keep James in once Kaysar goes up. That is if he goes up. Marcellas says he has his and Erika's vote and for him to talk to Will & Mike. So little that Marcellas knows this season!

The time is 3:30pm and Danielle is out of the solitude room! Yeah! She immediatly had to go pee because she kept it in for 24 hours. Later she goes outside to the backyard to talk with Erika and Mike. Mike pitches the plan to take out Marcellas. Danielle calls the plan "stupid" and then requests to talk to Erika in the HOH room. I knew Danielle wouldn't fall for that shit- Wait, we still got almost 24 hours before the VETO ceremony... so anything can happen.

Once they are up in the HOH room Danielle starts calling everyone downstairs "idiots!" over and over. Danielle then says that someone from Season 6 has to go because they will have voting power in the jury. Plus if next week Danielle is put up agasint Marcellas, she has a better chance in staying with Marcellas going out. Makes sense. Good girl Danielle!

Hmmm... now with Danielle not wanting to do exactly what Chilltown and Season 6 wants, minus what James thinks, I can see Chilltown and the SOV3 evicting James to fuck with Danielle. This could be the Amazing backstab move of the entire year!

The problem with playing with an alliance in Big Brother is you always have to prepare yourself each week for your own alliance to turn on you. You have to be ready for it and you have to watch what you say. Simple as that.

The time is 7:30pm in the BB house and Will & Mike are talking in the backyard by themselves. Will finally reveals to Mike that he's fearing that Chilltown has become too "cocky" and that they have been "tripled dipping" in too many alliances. That's what I said some time ago! CT has an alliance with Janelle and Howie. CT has an alliance with James & Danielle. CT has an alliance with Erika. Too many alliances.

Over in the bug room all four members of Season 6 have just entered talking about their HOH talk with Danielle not going so well. Janelle looks playfully frustrated but she just doesn't give too much of a fuck because James is on the block and she has POV. So to my understanding she's "backdooring" Kaysar who says "it been one hell of a week guys".

Danielle has just called Chilltown up to the HOH room and laughed about their deal to put up Marcellas. And that Season 6 has no idea that Danielle is with Chilltown... and James. That they think Danielle is aligned with Erika. Now she's telling Will about Mike's plan to put up Marcellas just doesn't make sense because Season 6 stays 4 strong as the game continues.

Danielle continues to say that Kaysar made an indirect statement to her face that she will be "weak" next week and will be the target or that they are coming after her. Will now tries to get Danielle to put up Howie and she won't budge. Now they talk about next week and that Janelle CAN'T PLAY FOR FUCKING VETO! Yeah!

Now Danielle says that if Will or Mike wins HOH to NOT nominate Janelle and to backdoor her because she can't play for veto. Danielle now tells Chilltown that she has told him that "the four" want you out. She said that's she needed to tell Marcellas to set him off. Now he's gunning for Janelle and "the four" minus James.

Now Erika is being bashed by all three because of her back and forth "i'm sorry" bullshit game play. Chilltown talk about how no one can beat Kaysar in the final 2 and that once they save James this week that "we've got him" to be stuck to their alliance. Now Chilltown is told by Danielle to tell anyone that asks why they were upstairs that they brought up "Marcellas" to her.

Danielle is playing with the spy screen and they all watch where Janelle is moving around the house... once she's not head upstairs they go back to talking. Apparently the Season 6 talk with Danielle that just happens moments ago [the meeting I just missed because I just got back from a night out] went down with some "bitch" comments between Danielle and Janelle. But nothing too harsh.

Season 6 also told Danielle that she has "no one" in the game after this week. Danielle laughs with Mike that she has power in the house... this week at least. Danielle now said she told all of Season 6 again that they had FOUR WEEKS to get out Chilltown. Season 6 also brought up to Danielle that no one wants Marcellas in the jury because he'll only vote for people he likes. Danielle then tells Mike that she told Janelle "then that's a vote for you" but in fact it's not because Marcellas dislikes Janelle now.

Chilltown exits the HOH and now the floaters go upstairs, Erika, George and Marcellas. Danielle starts telling Marcellas everything. She goes on telling them that Kaysar now said that Danielle is "dead" next week if she does this to Season 6, getting one of them out the door but Danielle says "POV baby".

Danielle continues to deliver the Season 6 meeting details to the floaters. She told them that they had all the floaters in the house but then someone says that Erika is with Danielle and not them. Marcellas now asks Danielle who of the four is bringing up his name. She mentions James, Kaysar and Janelle but Erika says James has to "do that" to "save face" with them.

George says that Season 6 just went into the bedroom after their meeting with Danielle. Danielle says they can call her a "bitch" or whatever they want. She now tells the floaters that she is not backdooring Marcellas and that they said Marcellas would vote "personally". Erika starts in by saying that Season 6 has the numbers and do they really think they can "dictate" the entire game?

Danielle is feeding Marcellas anger and I'm hoping there's a fight later tonight or tomorrow after Kaysar goes up! Yeah for me! Now Erika is mimicing Janelle as she came into the red room to Marcellas & her who are on slop and was talking about food or something, basically Erika hated that Janelle did whatever she did.

Now all four are snapping and clapping as Erika chants something about "alliance". They are celebrating the destruction of Season 6.

August 7th: The time is about 12:40pm in the BB house and Mike Masturbater Boogie is outside in the "Jack Shack"... again. He smiles to the camera just before he goes in. Right now... as I type... I have the audio volume turned up so I can hear Mike's oohhing and ahhhing... but there's nothing. He's quiet as can be. Now I'm not trying to knock Mike for jerking, hell I did it last night! We all do it.

After some jerking time passes we find George laying on the red couch, his view toward the Jack Shack. Oh- what's that I hear. Mike cumming. I mean nutting. I mean ejaculating. Out he comes with a smile as George laughs. Mike says "best one in the jack shack". Howie then asks where is "it" and Mike points to his left jacket pocket. Janie says "gross". Howie now asks Janelle "have you played with your kitten" to which she says no but Mike passes them both by saying "yes" on behalf of Janielle.

The time is 2:10 am in the morning and Janelle & Howie are talking on the backyard couch. Janelle says "I can't believe Kaysar is getting fuckin' backdoored!" Well FUCK YOU BITCH now you know what Jase & Diane went through when they found they were getting THE FUCK backdoored! Janelle keeps up the topic when Kaysar walks into the backyard. She says that he's getting backdoored again meaning last year he was backdoored by Jennifer aka J-Blo. She asks if he's upset and he says yeah but he's just dealing with it.

Kaysar soon leaves them and goes back inside and sits in the goldish yellowish nomination chair reading the bible.

Upstairs in the HOH room Danielle, Erika and Marcellas continue bashing Season 6 and what to do next week if they win it and if Season 6 wins it. Random talk about nothing special.

It's been close to 12 hours since I checked in on the feeds. So here's what happened. James got his phone call and Sarah was crying. But uh fucking oh, James made a statement that he doesn't care if he goes home this week because he has Sarah and that's all that matters. You never EVER make comments like these if you truely want to win the game.

Will and Mike also have come up with a plan to "test" Erika. They want to tell her that the plan is to get rid of Danielle next week using James as the pawn. They want to see if this information gets out by her mouth and her mouth alone. Mike tells James and Danielle how Will doesn't trust Erika and this may prove it. They also tell them that they delivered this information to Erika and not to take it seriously. Now we wait...

The time is 2pm in the BB house and the VETO ceremony has happened. Janelle, of course, took herself off and Danielle had no choice but to put up Kaysar. Had Janelle not used the veto and worked with Chilltown- no, the girl had to use it on herself, we don't want anyone in the house to pull another Marcellas! Well... maybe except Marcellas because only Marcellas can top Marcellas!

Kaysar is already hard at work trying to get George and Erika to give him his vote. It didn't take long for Kaysar, the kind hearted player who protects his people, start fucking James over but James did fuck Kaysar over first so... fair is fair. Kaysar is such a bullshitter around Erika talking about "trust" when he has talked with others behind Erika's back about her dirty game play. Kaysar's no better than anyone in the house. Not that anyone said he was but I'm just making it very clear that he is no better.

Janelle, Howie and James are talking in the kitchen. Janelle says after this week "it's personal" and James is telling her not to go after people personally. She says she doesn't care and wants Danielle out. Kaysar comes into the kitchen and Janelle hugs Howie as he playfully comforts Janie and her emotions.

Oh Janelle is such a cunty player, James is at the stove cooking while Mike comes down and approaches Janelle who's at the table behind James doing something with food- anyways, Janelle asks Mike if HOH is trying to get Mike to vote out Kaysar... James can easily hear and says nothing. Janelle shouldn't be so upset now that she's trying to get out James because James was trying to get you out first... fair is fair.

Mike now talks to Kaysar in the bug room. About getting out James and creating a new alliance of "the final five" that consists of Kaysar, Howie, Janelle, Will and Mike. Kaysar tells Mike that he's no longer "bullshitting". Yeah Whatver! Haven't seen you have a shouting match with Marci yet! They break and go back into the house.

Later in the house Kaysar and Janelle are whispering about how they are working on getting Chilltown to "flip" on the floaters by sending James home. Kaysar now has hope and believes that the game will go his way come Thursday... Now we have to wait for Chilltown to run up to Danielle and tell her what Kaysar has been up to.

Can you believe it? Chilltown is now no longer seen as a threat in this game but not only seen as 2 votes in the game for someone's best interest. Un fucking believable.

The time is 5:50pm and Kaysar is whispering with Janelle in the bug room about how Kaysar knows what they're doing and how he's figured it out and blah blah blah blah. Kaysar also mentions that this Thursday the floaters will be "screwed". I just don't see Mike or Will flipping to save Kaysar. They really believe that Danielle is trying to "push" James into Chilltown but they don't know that all four are already working together!

Kaysar is back in the bug room with Janelle talking about how he almost "yelled" at Erika about all the stuff he did for her in the game and now he's just pissed off with her. Erika keeps saying she's not in an alliance but keeps using the word "we" and he says to Janelle that Erika should "choose her words wisely". Janelle calls Erika "pathetic" and that you have to "hold her hand in anything she does". KING CRYBABY KAYSAR now says for Janelle to not make any personal attacks. Then how about you fucking shut your mouth Kaysar.

I'm so anti-Kaysar this season I can't control myself! Kaysar is now talking about "them" not evening "meeting us halfway" or working with Season 6 but who the fuck has to work with Season 6 to better Season 6's game and not their own? Why does Kaysar fault someone else for doing something to benefit themselves, fuck Janelle did it last week! DOWN WITH KAYSAR!

Janelle starts asking Kaysar about his thoughts on if he leaves or if he doesn't leave. He says that he believes he will stay this week because he says Chilltown wants to keep Season 6 "strong". Now he starts with reasons why Chilltown would want to get rid of him, reasons regarding making Season 6 weak, if CT gets rid of James then it makes Mike a bigger target but then Kaysar starts up with how he's an honest person and that's another good reason for him to stay.

Kaysar is not speaking on behalf of CT and that they don't want to "associate" themselves with Danielle and James or as he puts it "that side of the house". FUCKING GO HOME ALREADY KAYSAR!

Kaysar just said that the floaters "think" they have George but that he's working on getting George. Now he says "They're working so hard to get me out of this house" as if this was the floater's MASTER PLAN. Kaysar believes he has earned George's "respect" and that he no longer has to approach George for his vote because he believes he has "got" George. "Trust me" says Kaysar.

Now Howie walks in and Kaysar keeps saying he wants to look on the floaters face when the votes don't go their way and he wants to see Marcellas "cry". Kaysar says he has put his "ass" out on the line for Erika. Not sure when that happened. Kaysar now says "things are about to erupt".

It's funny to see how the SOV3 try to figure out what Danielle is up to. Howie did almost figure it out by saying that maybe the whole plan was to put up James against Janelle and to campaign to save James. James comes in starting with Marci bashing and Kaysar adds that he can't stop talking bad about him.

SOV3 start to hear James' bullshit about how he yelled or cursed at Danielle for nominating him. Now Kaysar starts spilling everything he said regarding Erika not knowing that JAMES WILL TELL ERIKA to keep Erika voting against Kaysar. Perfect Kaysar, shoot yourself in the foot, keep doing it male bitch!

Yeah! Now Janelle is asking James if Danielle really thinks she has Chilltown thus giving James information that they are trying to get Chilltown on their side. Janelle just called Erika a "scumbag" in front of James. Keep fucking up Season 6. Janelle keeps on with calling Erika a "bitch" and a "fucking parasite". Oh pretty please James, can you hand deliver this information to Erika on a silver platter??

Janelle and Howie just made a comment that they will never vote for Erika or Marcellas to win in the final 2. Janelle said she would vote for Chilltown over them. Whatever bitch. Goodbye Kaysar. Moving on!

The time is 8 pm in the BB house and Will & Mike are talking strategy in the workout room which use to be the solitude room that Danielle had to spend 24 hours in... ANYWAYS they are talking about next week and they are talking with James still in the house meaning GOOD THE FUCK BYE KAYSAR!

They talk about if they win HOH who do they put up? Marcellas and Janelle are mentioned with Janelle as the pawn and Marcellas the one to be sent home. They count the votes and they count James as one of the votes for next week to vote out Marcellas. Not Kaysar! Good job Boys!

Chilltown just confirmed that they are laughing at Kaysar being voted out 3 times, this Thursday being the 3rd time and Will wants to say "Happy Birthday To You" as he lifts his foot up and shows Mike how he will kick Kaysar out of the door. They both now laugh about how Kaysar apparently called out Will on the Early Show and Will wants to videotape a message in the Diary Room that will be played on Kaysar's Early Show interview that will say something in regards to making fun of Kaysar's verbal yet playful attack on Will before the show even started.

Later in the night Will, Mike, Janelle and Howie did a whole big heavy metal production in the backyard where they sang and got wet and had some fun times.

August 8th: Later on in the night Mike & Kaysar are talking in the bug room about Kaysar possibly staying. Mike of course says he has to talk it over with Will and Kaysar goes on to say that he has Howie & Janelle's vote and with Chilltown that makes four but then Mike interrupts with James nullify vote pass and that Kaysar needs more votes and Kaysar's ego says "I've got that covered". Like this mutha fucker has George in the palm of his hand.

Ohhh! And then Kaysar asks Mike if he can offer Kaysar the "courtesy" to tell him that he doesn't have Chilltown's vote so that he can "prepare" himself for eviction day... BUT HYPOCRITE KAYSAR earlier wanted to NOT tell the floaters that the vote had flipped and Kaysar wanted to see their shocked faces when James got sent home instead of him... FUCK THAT KAYSAR, out you go! Hypocrisy at its best- I mean worst!

As the night goes on most of the house has moved into the bug room for a sleepover party.

Now we find Danielle, Marcellas and Erika yapping and bitching and moaning in the HOH bathroom talking about Season 6's mistakes from the previous weeks. Danielle keeps calling Season 6 "ROOKIES".

The time is 2:40 am in the BB house and Marcellas, Erika & Danielle are still up trashing talking Season 6 in the HOH room. Now they discuss what happens if they keep the power in the house next week by winning HOH. Put up James and Howie... and then backdoor Janelle. They also discuss the possiblity of Janelle telling Howie if he won POV to not use it to save Janelle. Shit like this could happen because Howie is an idiot and does what he's told.

I'm sorry but Howie is this year's April. He's a waste of a nomination and he's a waste of a vote! I'll type it again, Howie is a waste of a nomination and he's a waste of a vote! One more time. Howie is a waste of a nomination and he's a waste of a vote! Speak the truth girlfriend! Holla!

But this little diva alliance in the HOH room right now is starting to sound like Season 6 when they were in power for four weeks. Talking about how they will control the game and the weeks to come. When you have power for one week you talk about power for that week. You learn to shut the fuck up on up coming weeks. When and if you and your alliance wins HOH the next week then you talk about the power of that week.

Marcellas also ranted about how Season 6 should have taken out Chilltown the first 2 weeks, then George and then Jase... because according to Marcellas these four people don't deserve to be in the house. But then that would Season 6 doing YOUR dirty work for YOU Marcellas. They didn't want to do YOUR dirty work and YOU wanted them to YOUR dirty work and this is why Chilltown remains in the fucking house. It's everyone's fault why Chilltown is in the house and Chilltown and Season 6 believe YOU don't deserve to be in the house. Vice Versa, back and forth Hypocrisy bitchin'!

The time is 8 pm in the BB house and the house has been pretty boring all day. There's talk of Janelle wearing her unsexy black dress for Kaysar's possible eviction. There's talk from Chilltown that James is the "bigger threat". But I just don't see Will, Mike fucking over what James and Danielle have gone through this week, especially Danielle. And supposely tonight Kaysar has said that if Chilltown tells him he can not get their votes he's going to give up and just enjoy the rest of his time in the house. With talk of Janelle wearing her unsexy black dress for a "dark sad day" then maybe CT is going to vote out Kaysar.

August 8th Ghosts: The time is 10 pm in the house and there's talk of Former All Star's faces appearing in the mirrors. Jase just appeared in the backyard mirror just behind the hammock where Kaysar, Mike and George didn't even notice it!

It also seems Erika has now seen Alison's ghostly red face in the mirror located in the kitchen. She screamed her name and soon after the entire house was asking questions and trying to figure out what the fuck just happened.

HOLY SHIT... as I'm typing this update Janelle screamed on the live feeds and gave me chills down my FUCKING spine! She screamed over and over in the bug room as she was laying on the floor. She also pulled the covers over her face screaming as the others run in. She says she saw Alison's face glowing orange in the mirror.

NOW AS I'M TYPING Mike SCREAMS! Mike saw Jase in the bathroom and Erika and Janelle scream because Mike is screaming as they all run away from the bathroom.

Danielle, Erika and Mike run up to the HOH scared while Jase's ghost face keeps reappearing in the bathroom mirror while James and Will are in the kitchen. Alison's red ghost face just appeared back in the bug room.

Downstairs in the living room James, Howie, Will and Janelle are talking about someone coming back. Will hates any twist BB throws at them and they discuss sending whoever comes back into the house to send them right the fuck back out. Will says "boring". I think it's fun. I've still got chills down my spine as I type and goosebumps all over my arms.

Danielle and Marcellas who are already upstairs in the HOH room want to see a "ghost" now and both head down to the red room to wait for one to appear. Mike and Erika stay up in the HOH room by themselves under the covers talking about how scared they are and how they don't want to go anywhere in the house by themselves.

James and Will continue to bitch and moan about someone coming back when it's not even about that, it's just about scaring the shit out of the houseguests. Over in the red room Marcellas and Danielle sit in the dark and BB's voice scares Marcellas by announcing that he needs to put on his microphone. Marci of course jumps at the sound in the dark.

Danielle and Marcellas leave the red room giving up as nothing appears for them. Now if BB could move one of the chairs in the dining room as Danielle and/or Marcellas walks by then that WOULD BE THE FUCKING SHIT!

Marcellas and Danielle are back in the HOH room and Marci just doesn't believe Mike and tells Mike that he saw his own reflection.

Outside Kaysar is working George over for his vote but WHO THE FUCK CARES! I want more ghosts! It seems George isn't buying Kaysar's smelly bullshit because he said "but you didn't have to do that" regarding doing someone else's "dirty work" meaning evicting George. He just isn't buying it. He also said "You guys never talked to me". George keeps throwing back comments and questions to Kaysar's bullshit. Good Boy George!

Oh god Kaysar just said that Season 6 was used and that the house was the "executioners" not Season 6. Kaysar keeps saying "they're looking out for themselves" but THAT'S WHAT SEASON 6 is FUCKING doing! Kaysar continues to say that Will wasn't put up to "keep other targets in the house" and that "you can't do what's obvious in this game" but George says that sooner or later Will is going to come at them like a "raging bull". Kaysar keeps up his bullshit... Shut up Kaysar!

Oh my god, Joker Update's poster "Nalapoo23" caught Roddy's/Bunky's ghost pic!!!

Danielle, Marcellas, Erika and Mike are still freaking the fuck out in the HOH room. "How can they do this?" screams out Mike. Marcellas jokes that he's going to "break the fucking glass and pull the bitch through"!

Downstairs Janelle and Howie are in the bathroom. Howie is sitting on the bathroom chair while Janelle stares into the mirror. Marcellas is now downstairs... where's the next ghost face going to appear?!?!?! Erika is now in the kitchen... back downstairs ready to see something else.

The time is 11:30 pm and George is in the kitchen telling Danielle that he and Kaysar had a "long talk". It seems Kaysar didn't have any major effect on George. Howie walks into the kitchen and says "I sense a great disturbance in the force" meaning someone's coming back. George calls the faces "cute" and doesn't really think anyone is coming back. Janelle and Kaysar join the gang in the kitchen and Janie talks about the faces with Danielle.

George goes to the bathroom and then comes back "You won't believe who I saw in that mirror?" and everyone asks "who?" and he says "Chicken George" and he laughs at everyone's reaction.

August 9th: Now Kaysar is talking with Erika in the backyard couches and can't seem to get through to her about his intentions and motives and his Season 6's actions for the first four weeks. She made a great point that YOU, Season 6, named her and others as the "floaters" and that Chilltown is no longer a target based on Season 6's actions for the first 4 weeks.

Now Erika says that this week is about revenge for Diane, at least not to her. She keeps borderline arguing Kaysar's bullshit and "problem" with whatever is going on. She now blames the reason why she worked with Danielle this week is because she was nominated by Janelle last week. Even if it was as a "pawn" role she was nominated.

Kaysar is now denying that "floaters" were not the target when in fact they have been the target since day one because Season 6 wanted a bigger target left in the house meaning Chilltown. Kaysar just lied to Erika. Listening to his bullshit leaves the other houseguests no choice but to evict Kaysar.

Kaysar is an asshole now because soon after he was nominated he wanted to turn the house against the floaters, have James evicted thus surprising the floaters and Danielle as the house turning on her and he wanted Marcellas to "cry" as a result of this betrayal. FUCK OFF KAYSAR. No more self righteous bullshit. He's said "Here's the thing..." way too many times that I feel my ears are going to bleed.

Oh my god, Kaysar says he is "ticked off" because Marcellas played a "dirty, dirty game" because he layed down with Janelle and then ran downstairs and told everyone everything about Season 6. Kaysar calls what Marcellas did the "ultimate betrayal". Kaysar also says he wanted to do what he could to make it a "fair game".

Soo... Kaysar is basically saying Marcellas yelled and "cussed" and is basically the reason why Season 6 has such a bad wrap because of the "facts" he spread around the house. Kaysar can't look Marci in the face at this point.

Now he says that he "knew" Season 6 wouldn't get HOH every week and that hopefully they would "let" their "friends" get HOH. Kaysar corrected the "let you get HOH" part soon after that statement. Kaysar's "moral of the story" is that he played "honest" "cool" "as loyal as POSSIBLE with people who were kinda there for me" and he's tired of people thinking that no one can beat Kaysar in the end because he's "too nice". He doesn't want people to "bullshit" him when in FACT he's bullshitting Erika RIGHT FUCKING NOW.

Kaysar is now saying he's not "campaigning" or "grovel for votes" but that's in fact what Kaysar is doing. Now he's saying he got "snappy" with her in their last chat and Kaysar said behind Erika's back that he was calling her out and pissed she's not doing exactly what he wants her to do because of "respect" he's shown her. I can't keep track of all the lies that have spewed from Kaysar's mouth.

Um... is Erika FUCKING CRYING? She's sniffing her boogers while Kaysar says what Erika did to him "stings". Now he says he had this idea coming into the house that if HE'S GOOD TO PEOPLE then people would be good to him... WHAT FUCK YOU EVER!

He just made me laugh because Kaysar said he doesn't "talk much" but all he's done with George and Erika is have one sided talks where he does most of the talking. Even at the beginning of this conversation with Erika he kept trying to interrupt whatever thought Erika was trying to express. You have to talk over Kaysar to get your point across but according to Kaysar you're wrong and he has to correct you before you even finish your sentence.

Um.. no, Kaysar just did not fucking throw the word "integrity" in this house. NO ONE should be using that word in this house. No fucking one.

We all know Kaysar is trying to get Erika to guilt her way to voting his way so after a dead silence and her inhaling boogers he asks what she's thinking about. She says she doesn't want him to leave. He keeps saying he doesn't have the votes and I believe he's trying to guilt both George and Erika to giving him pity votes.

Now Kaysar is back to trashing Marcellas, his intentions he knows nothing about, the slop pass that Marci gave to George and- fuck it. Kaysar go to Marcellas, confront him and get your ass served on a silver platter before you exit the mutha fucking All Stars house. Kaysar really needs to stop the one man pity party.

Danielle and Mike talk in the dark HOH room about the same bullshit of Season 6 when Danielle opens the spy screen to discover Kaysar and Erika in the kitchen! So smart to catch them and she told Mike that Erika said to her that she would vote out Kaysar even if he was up against James and Erika agreed that she would vote out Kaysar.

The time is 2:20 am in the BB house and Kaysar is now talking with Janelle outside on the couches. He says something is up with Danielle and he's almost figured out the MASTER PLAN. He also says that "she got what she wants" and that this game "has gone to the dogs" and that tomorrow he will "give it one last shot to Chilltown" meaning he's campaigning and earlier he told Erika he wasn't campaigning... LIAR, FUCKING LIAR. Own up to telling a game of lies without preaching how honest you are!

Posted by guytvblog at August 10, 2006 11:38 AM

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Despite my anger at Janelle's play last week-the pitts and putting out Diane--no one can deny she can step up and win when its necessary! Wow! Dani is screwed if Janie get HOH again next week~~

There is no way Janelle will not us POV- Dr.Will and Boogie are Insane!!!-look for a bored, lifeless Kaysar to exit before sequester but it should be Dr. Will. He would continue to brainwash jury members in jury house~~~But if they dont get him out soon, he could win again and his legions of fans will cheer!!!! Not!!

Posted by: Michael C at August 5, 2006 8:24 PM

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Posted by: Cincinnati Namja at August 7, 2006 1:44 PM

Kaysar will go this week, there's no way anyone will flip to save his behind. And like last Season, he exits just before jury. That's one less SOV3 member in case one of them makes it to final two.

This season has sort of been a wash, Season6 was all over the place and couldnt get it together. James's wishy-washy playing didnt help either. Now that all Season 5 people are gone, I hate to say this but Im actually rooting for Chicken George-who I coulnt stand in Season one.

But everyboyd else is lame. Possible Dani to sneak in and win. But NO Chilly Two-the thought of those two hyenas on jury is a total downer!!!!

Posted by: Anonymous at August 7, 2006 8:53 PM

Your update on the show hilarious as always and Im still trying to figure out why this season isnt working despite a great "Cast."

There is also an underlying nasty current that wasnt there last season for all the actual fighting and arguing. Maybe its because these are "all-stars", so they have descided to make it extra tough and nasty on them. It also makes for a much more unpleasant cast than usual.

James is so mean, who gives a shit what he looks like. Kaysar is miles away from the player we all thought he was. Sorry, hope Janelle, Howie, and Chicken George make final three this year.

Screcrow Erika is horrifying!!! Dani's like Mrs. Jeckyll and Mr. Hyde!!!

What a disappointing cast!! And the Chilly Two continue to act like hyenas who are out to win at all Costs!! Talk about being "underwhelmed"??

Posted by: Anonymous at August 9, 2006 3:42 PM

Who got evicted from big brother this week Kaysar or James?

Posted by: madison at August 11, 2006 10:09 PM

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