August 11th: First off, KING DUMBASS KAYSAR has been EVICTED! Yeah! And now the new HOH comp is underway. It seems there were too many fuck ups with the live HOH comp yesterday so Big Brother called that one "null in void" and have the houseguests competeing in a whole new game. Stay tuned to find out who wins! [Special thanks to Aldav & Dreamers for the HOH comp vids!]

Oh my god! The new HOH comp just happened and someone other than Erika HAS WON! I missed it but they aired the HOH MUTHA FUCKIN' LIVE! Howie is clapping and screaming... It looks like Janelle has won for the THIRD MUTHA FUCKIN TIME! Danielle is going up for sure. But against who? Chicken George because he supposely lied to Kaysar?

James, Danielle and Mike go into the workout room to discuss game and what just happened. Danielle has the votes to stay, in theory, but she has to go against someone not in the Legion of Doom. As they talk Howie and Janelle celebrate in the bug room. Howie's an idiot but a lucky idiot because for 6 weeks now he has done nothing but do as he's told and he's the MASTER FLOATER.

Now since Danielle put James up on the block last week with fear that he may go home then Danielle needs to go on the block for her alliance and hope she stays this week. Fair is mutha fuckin fair! James now enters the bug room to a jumping Janelle who says "we did it, we did it!" Janelle hugs James and then James tells Howie he has to win one, "its your turn".

Now James says Marcellas has to go. AND JANELLE SAYS no. And James says "bullshit! bullshit!" but Marcellas is not going up. It's Danielle and Erika. So far. Erika and Danielle are in the red room discussing the shit that has gone down but they share a few laughs because you have to.

Back to the Season 6 alliance talking about Janelle embrassing Marcellas by slamming the door in his face when he tries to go up to the HOH room. Can't wait Janie!

Now Janelle is calling Mike into the bug room because they supposely caught George listening in the green room next door. SUPPOSELY! So George can't just fucking lie down and rest without you dumb fucks thinking he's ease dropping... A houseguest can't fucking lie down next to 2 other rooms just to lie the fuck down but just because you, HOWIE, assume George is listening in on your dumbass then he's just guilty of easedropping. Just because- ahh FUCKK HOWIE.

Basically whatever the fuck Janelle does this week, Chilltown is safe yet again! Dumb Bitch.

Janelle now says at the nomination ceremony she wants to tell Erika so many dirty dirty things that include "you're a scumbag player" and "your game play disgusts me" and "i dispise you and that's why you're nominated". Janelle says "oh man it's going to be bad tomorrow".

Marcellas has yet to go up to Janelle to tell her his "threat vote" thing where the four floaters will not vote Season 6 in the end if they don't put up Chilltown this week. Janelle continues in the bug room that "those bitches are going to pay" and then she said after the HOH comp "this one's for you Kaysar".

James says this is a "repeat" of last season except they haven't nominated him yet and Janelle says shut up we're not nominating you. Oh imagine Kaysar watching the live feeds watching James continue to fuck with his own Season 6 alliance members. Kaysar must be so pissed!

Oh why or why isn't Ivette in the house instead of Howie. Imagine how different the entire game would have been with Ivette in the house!!! FUCK HOWIE!

Will is now talking with Janelle and Howie in the bathroom and he mentions Marcellas and they say no again. He keeps pushing for Marcellas and will continue to push for Marcellas until nominations are done. Janelle has admited to James earlier that if Danielle does come off the block with POV then Marcellas will go up. Now Will is telling them that he'll do his best to win HOH next week but we all know that's bullshit.

The time is 12:40 am in the BB house and James and Mike are talking in the workout room about having the Legion of Doom [Danielle, James, Will, Mike] going against the Legion of Dummies [George, Howie, Erika, Marcellas]. I'm assuming he's talking about the food comp. They break and go back into the house.

Janelle now gets her HOH key and everyone goes up to the now dark blue room. Janelle has crap and shit in her basket... I can't wait for someone to fuck with her nominations this week with the new All Star twist, coup d'etat! If you don't know what this is then here goes the explaination. Right before the live eviction the winner of coup d'etat will have the power to over throw the HOH nominees and put up any replacement nominees and then have the house vote on 2 new nominess that the coup d'etat winner has chosen.

So if Janelle nominates Danielle and Erika and neither gets POV then right before the eviction the coup d'etat winner will announce that they want to over throw Janelle's current nominees. Let's say James wins it. He will say I want to nominate Marcellas and pull of Danielle. Now the house votes at the last minute and evict either Marcellas or Erika. That's how the coup d'etat power works. But this only lasts for 3 weeks with this week being the first week.

Ohh what's this in the HOH room? Janelle asks Howie if he feels bad about getting "so paranoid" about James last week. Howie says yes and says they should tell him and apologize. LOL. Janelle says if James leaves and sees all this shit she, Howie and Kaysar said about him that he would really be "pissed". LOL. Now she says that she really thought James had a deal with Danielle.... but that Danielle needs to leave this week so that James has no where else to go in the game other than the Season 6 alliance.

Janellie now says that none of the floaters are allowed in the HOH room and that she "dispises" each and everyone one of them.

Later in the red room Marcellas, Erika, Danielle and James discuss Kaysar's bullshit exit speech about respect. Erika basically doesn't believe she owes him anything. James says Season 6 took out 3 big threats and 1 minor threat, Diane, and thus everyone else was protected but not really protected at the same time.

Now Marcellas and James exchange not so friendly yet safe words about their actions in the past weeks but Danielle interrupts stopping them as she talks about "respect". Danielle now does a FUCKING great job about how she did what she did because Season 6 was four members strong and nothing was "personal". All of this in front of Marcellas and Erika.

Danielle is really frustrated that Kaysar and maybe others don't really understand why Kaysar was heading out the door. Kaysar supposely hesitated when Danielle asked if he would be her friend outside of the game. Danielle was shocked by this. I guess he said something about "we'll see".

James now delivers a message that if anyone aka Kaysar doesn't want to be his friend outside of this game because of his actions inside the game then you can go "fuck off". So Kaysar, you don't like how James played you... then "fuck off". Erika just said "fuck Big Brother" because she's still upset about how the HOH shit went down yesterday.

Erika is refusing to put on her microphone and is telling BB to "fuck off" again! Funny! Flames came on the feeds and then we return to an extremely upset Erika in the red room because she had HOH and then she lost HOH to Janelle. She's now alone in the red room and the camera pans up to the "hate" sign just behind a very angry Erika. Marcellas comes into the red room and she says she's "livid".

Erika's biggest problem with Janelle winning was that if there was technical difficulties then the people who lost by no fault of a technical error should not have been able to compete. Janelle answered wrong, she answered "true" when the correct answer was "false" so Janelle should not have competed in the next HOH comp according to Erika. Erika now says she won't give BB "television" or "diary rooms" and they can have her money she's earned for her six week stay in the house.

Poor Marci is trying to calm her down. Erika is now crying, so angry she can't even form words. If Erika doesn't give her DOR this week, meaning a voluntary exit, then she's going to no longer give a fuck until she's out of the house. Good girl Erika!

Erika just said "lawsuit" and the flames came a roarin' on the feeds. Feeds are back and Erika is walking to the bathroom. "Fuck this shit"

Now Danielle and James talk game in the dark in the bug room. They come up with a plan with James telling Janelle to not put up 2 strong players because one of them will stay and come after her. To put up Danielle and Marcellas, one strong and one weak. It could work but Janelle is fearful that Erika could win POV and save Danielle and then neither goes home.

In the HOH room Will is talking with Janelle and Howie and he's getting them to see his way without much debate. Will says that if you are going to treat the floaters like shit then treat Chilltown like shit as well because they will catch on that Chilltown and Season 6 are working together.

Now he says that if Chilltown and Season 6 come together then it's five against 4 floaters. Now he says he doesn't trust James down the line and Janelle said "then you should have kept Kaysar" and then Will says "that's your fault"! FUCKYEAH. If Janelle really wanted to protect Kaysar she should have not used the POV and saved herself but she did and it is her fault that Kaysar is gone. It's all her fault and only her fault.

Downstairs in the red room Erika is back to bed sniffling as Marcellas continues to verbally comfort her. Now Marcellas calls Kaysar's actions towards Erika as "emotional blackmail" and Erika jumps at that saying "It was, he really did that to me". Good girl Erika. No more tears for Kaysar!

Now Marci and Erika figure out what Janelle is going to do with him, Erika and Danielle. Erika cries again saying "I tried so hard to protect us Marci". Now Erika is laughing soon after with Marci about the shit that's happened and the George lie that is spreading through the house. Now Erika says that George has to go because no one ever "fucking" knows which way he's going to vote.

Erika is back to being "livid" about Janelle. Now she doesn't want to get up to compete in the Food comp tomorrow but then she would be most likely put on slop for not competing.

Up in the HOH room, Janelle and Howie send out Will as they discuss going to the end with James and not splitting the money with Will. They also say that if they do split the money it will be with James and not Chilltown. Howie then looks into the camera to tell Sarah something about lovin' james and to the end with James.

And Downstairs in the bug room, Will is giving his Legion of Doom alliance all the details. Information is exchanged and Erika seems to be the new target if Danielle is pulled off the block. Will also says Howie is power hungry.

James leaves his alliance and goes to the bathroom to talk to Janelle. She tells him about the 5 to the end alliance and that all the floaters will be sent out the door if they continue with power. Then James runs into Howie in the dining room table area who tries to get James to be on his team with Chilltown vs the floaters. Howie really believes that the floaters will lose the food comp and be put on slop. James says he's down with that. We'll see.

Now Erika and Marci talk in the red room about POV and since Janelle can't play the odds are better in their favor to get George on the block and send him home. It could happen. But so could coup d'etat.

The time is 4 pm in the BORING ASS BB house and lots of stuff has happened until it got really boring right now.

Food Comp happened and I'm not sure who or how many are maybe on slop but Big Brother All Stars Nicole BB2, Jun BB4 and Marvin BB5 all were judges for the comp and somebody won. Pretty boring but Jun looks skinny and hot... from far away though.

Janelle has supposely threatened Chilltown that if they win POV and use it on her nominations that the other member of CT will go up but they believe Janelle won't do this and just put up Marcellas regardless.

Janelle also supposely invited Marci to go up the HOH room but Marci declined so in turn BB won't have footage of Janelle slamming the door in his face.

James, Will and Mike were whispering in the bug room about everything that can go down regarding Danielle and Erika on the block and how Janelle has to go home next week because she can't play HOH and DUMBASS Howie is only left to compete.

The time is 8 pm in the BB house and Janelle has made her nominations. Danielle and Erika. Obviously the bitch is afraid of other ladies in the house. From what I saw Will made a comment regarding Janelle telling Erika that she "dispised" her game play but Will said everyone has their own strategy.

Janelle is now up in her HOH room afraid to talk to the people she nominated. Howie is with Janelle and I don't really give a fuck what they're discussing because they are both dead in the water in the weeks to come. James is in the backyard having fun with his secret Legion of Doom alliance members. They all know Erika is the one to go home this week because they control the votes meaning George being the deciding vote.

Will also made some nasty comments toward those of us who watch and type the feeds stuff as we are to be looked down by him and others... BUT KNOW THIS... Will himself is looked down on by others who feel he's worthless and maybe a little pathetic for going on a reality show and dating a woman who was from another reality show. Just know that there are people with more in life that look down at Will and probably tell him to his face how pathetic he is in their eyes. Hope that makes people who are hurt by Will's comments feel a bit better about how Will's ego must be hurt countless times outside of the house.

Will has now asked if anyone cares if he takes one of Kaysar's shirts and cuts it up into head bands and such. Apparently Kaysar had left the red shirt behind in the washer.

In the HOH room Howie is ranting about how Kaysar shouldn't have gone home but the finals with them but who really cares anymore. Everyone in that house has every right to get to the final 2 spots. Janelle wants to ask Danielle if she'd like to sleep in the HOH bed since last week Janelle made her loose her bed. Both are ranting about the "float herd" as if this name really means anything because nothing can compare to the MUTHA FUCKING NERD HERD!

Oh my, Howie just called Marcellas... Marjealous!!! Howie should be called April in the house. I would be calling him that non stop in the house, every time I see him, even on the live show! Fuck Howie.

The time is 9:20 pm in the BB house and Will and Janelle are talking game-ish stuff on the outside couches. Mike is in the hot tub too far away to hear. Janelle goes over again that if CT wins POV they can't use it or the other goes up. And that Danielle is the one to go home even though Will and Mike WILL NOT vote out Danielle. And that if Danielle is saved in any way by the POV that Erika goes home.

Will also asks if James is in on the final 5 alliance [that's complete bullshit to everyone except Janelle and Howie] and Janelle says James is down with it. She also said that James said that Marcellas goes next. Janelle also confirmed that it was Kaysar who started the whole George swearing on his family that he wouldn't vote to evict Kaysar last week. Interesting... so now who's lying?

Will now keeps pushing the "get the floaters out" agenda to Janelle to keep her focused on getting out floaters. The more this dumb blonde thinks about floaters the less she'll think about Chilltown and the Legion of Doom!

Oh yes and the beds are back in the house. And the hot water is back on. Life is back to the fucked up normal in the BB house.

Now James and Will talk game in the bug room about how Janelle is "commited to the floaters getting out". Will seems to be enjoying the Legion of Doom. James now tells Will that Janelle doesn't want Marcellas to go home this week she wants one of the girls to go home because if Marcellas goes home then both girls will be coming for Janelle... even though they already are. George would go up as a "pawn".

August 12th: It looks like Beau will be part of the returning houseguests for the POV comp. Watch for him Tuesday night! Beau hates Marcellas and vice fucking versa. Nicole and Will had an exchange of not so friendly words during the Food comp so expect the same with Marci and Bobo this Tuesday when the comp airs. Or will BB cut that part out and just be flat out pricks!

In the BB house it seems Marcellas has talked with Erika about his assumptions that James will vote out Danielle if the nominations stick. Just another delusional houseguest unaware of the Legion of Doom. He's under the impression that James is still upset with Danielle for putting him on the block and will vote out Danielle thus saving Erika when in fact Danielle will be safe this week... if the Legion of Doom has their way.

The time is 1 am in the BB house and the shit has just missed the fan and splattered on the wall. Howie, of all people, has figured out that someone from their alliance of 5 [Chilltown & Season 6], is LEAKING information. Howie heard the floaters using the term "float herd" and this proves that there's a leak because they have never told anyone outside of their alliance this meaning never telling the actual floaters "you're a float herd".

Will is right now in the HOH room charming his way out of Season 6's assumptions. Janelle and Howie are a bit upset with Chilltown for being the possible leak. Howie suspects James but Janelle trusts James.

Something potentially BIG is going on in the BB house. It seems Erika and Mike have kissed in the hot tub and Will is now telling the internet fans, us, that he actually loves us and he only trashes the internet in front of the other houseguests. Will has also told us that Mike and Erika have been in a relationship outside of the house for 6 months and not even BB knew about the relationship.

Um... what the fuck. So does this mean fucking Danielle is leaving the house??? Oh my nutsac! I hear Erika and Mike kissing under the sheets but the feeds froze so I can supply no screenshots. They are in the red room. Now Mike has gone under the MUTHA FUCKIN sheets and is doing yucky straight stuff to Erika. She laughs asking for Mike to please stop. There's some heavy breathing from Mike coming.

Now Mike is telling Erika to get some rest to win POV tomorrow. Mike just called Erika "sweetheart" and Erika says later "I didn't want to give anything away" and then Mike says soon after "oh yeah, secret alliance". Wow, I've seen it for myself, they are in a relationship! Mike is now spooning Erika and then someone messes with the door and they separate fucking really quick.

Wow again. The new MUTHA FUCKIN secret alliance is Erika, Will and Mike. Mike and Erika are in a relationship that started outside of this game and it seems Danielle is going home and the Legion of Doom will simply just die this week. Wow.

Later in the HOH room it seems Janelle and Howie have almost figured out that Danielle and James are working together and that James lied to them all last week and acted the entire week. That James knew he was safe...

Man, with James about to loose his partner and Erika & Mike in a secret relationship, now the mutha fuckin house has flipped... and it all happened without KING DUMBASS KAYSAR!

James at one point was talking with Mike in the bug room about the Legion of Doom could be either the "greatest or most hated" alliance in BB history... little does James know that even the Legion of Doom means nothing to Chilltown who have an even more secret alliance with Erika.

The time is 8:30 pm in the BB house and Janelle & Dr. Delicious are playfully and pathetically flirting in the kitchen area. I, Mr. GuyTVBlog, have been out for most of the day so I've missed alot of what's been happening. So after checking various forums and BB sites here's the run down.

Janelle and Marcellas got into but didn't really shout or yell at each other and Marcellas made his way into the HOH without Janelle slamming the door in his face. They got some issues dealt with that's been building over the past few weeks but both finished the conversation with a bad taste in their mouths.

Then Janelle and James got into it about how Janelle lied first to James thus causing him to lie in the game. They dealt with some issues but nothing really changed between them all that much.

Howie has told Erika about the James and Danielle secret alliance. The words "ultimate betrayal" has been tossed around.

Will has gone up the HOH and has started selling out James but he's gotten the idea that Janelle is not going to turn on her own alliance so then Will starts pushing for Marcellas. Janelle wants to guarantee that either Erika or Danielle goes home this week.

And... DANIELLE WON THE MUTHA FUCKING POWER OF VETO! Fuck yeah!

Now with Danielle pulling herself off the block that means Janelle wants Erika to leave the house. Now comes the question of who to put up. Chicken George? Maybe. But Janelle has told James that she wants to put up one of the members of Chilltown to test their alliance and to make sure that Erika goes home.

Right now Erika, Danielle and Marcellas are talking about how Janelle should and may put up in place of Danielle. Erika is pushing for George and saying Chilltown will go after Janelle next week if they stay... whatever bitch, we all know now that you're on your knees giving Mikey lady like hand jobs.

Danielle, Will and Erika are talking in the bathroom about Janelle wanting to put up Mike when Danielle pulls herself off. Erika is bitchy cunty whining that George should go because he does nothing and they need someone to "play" the game to take out Season 6. Ohh... Erika.. poor poor poor Erika... lover and lover going on the block, one of them is leaving, boo the fuck woo.

Danielle is "surprised" that Season 6 won't take a "truce". Erika then burps before she leaves the red room demanding Janelle to get "drunk" with her.

Outside Howie, Janelle, Danielle and Will are eating from the new grill that's been given to them. Oh this is SICK, Danielle and Janelle are bonding and having cordial conversation just because Danielle is coming off the block and Janelle doesn't want her after her anymore when we all know bitches are going after the bitches in this mutha fucking house.

Mike is now in the storage room with Will telling him "I'm about to flip" because he may have possiblity of going on the block. But now Will is telling Mike that Janelle isn't going to put Mike on the block and everyone thinks she is, more mind fucking from Dr. Will.

Mike just boasted that he made out with Erika in the bathroom. Now they talk about Danielle not wanting to vote out George if he's put on the block next to Erika. Now they talk about if both of them are put on the block that Will will campaign to have himself voted out so that he can control the jury to voting Mike in the end.

Danielle is now in the bathroom with Will trying to get him to work with Janelle to not have Mike on the block in place of her. Will says he has it under control. I can't figure this fucking out. Either Janelle secretly wants Mike on the block despite whatever bullshit Will has said to her or this is a big ploy to shock everyone else about who's really going up in place of Danielle. I can't figure it the fuck out!

The time is 11 pm in the BB house and Janelle, Will, Mike, Erika and Danielle are talking about nothing and shit. Wait, Janelle is bitching about the margarita party that recently aired on TV and BB made it look as if they had a great time when everyone hated it and Will wanted to throw the margarita machine in the pool. Now some of them are saying they want liquor now, I think Janelle said "vodka".

Next they talk about the Food Comp and Jun is the hot topic. Erika hates that "fat bitch" and supposely left the backyard to go into the bedroom so that she wouldn't go "off". Marvin was "funny as hell" and Nicole and Jun came wanting to be the bitch, but Jun wanting to be the main bitch off the comp.

Now they move to the POV comp where Howie was asking the feature BB All Stars, Hardy and Scott if he was "fat". Scott said Howie was fat and could stand to loose some weight. Talk moves to internet fan and hate websites. Erika then mutters "I guess we're not getting liquor".

August 13th: Will, Janelle, Mike, Erika and Danielle are chatting around the hot tub. Chatting about previous seasons, recent All Stars appearing this week in the house such as the every so dreamy Hardy BB2 and the every so air headed April BB6 and the ever so poke a stick at a reality star Scott BB5.

Will has now dramatically revealed that Nicole and Hardy were asked to be part of the "20" but for some reason both declined. DAMN IT!

Upstairs in the HOH room James and Howie talk about the end votes and the possibility of 2 from Season 6 making it to the final 2 spots. Howie, of all people, talk about Janelle screwing up the final votes from the jury with her actions this entire game.

Back downstairs in the hot tub drunk Janie and drunk Erika are all over Will discussing what could happen if the cameras were rolling. Will says he was born in Italy and lived a European lifestyle and then requests for them to take off their tops. Danielle came out but then saw what was happening in the hot tub and she smiles going back inside.

"Take your shorts off and we'll talk business" requests Janelle. Will asks if this the "hook up alliance", or the "Will is getting dumped alliance"? Janelle and Erika playfully say that Will's body is so "hard". "You've gotten so in shape since you've been here" says Janelle. Will keeps staying "stop" over and over with a big smile.

Will tries to get out and Janelle pushes him back into the hot tub. Now both girls make a deal to kiss if BB gives them 2 more bottles of wine. Janelle's hands are all over Will and she keeps saying "Dr. Delicious, you're so dreamy". Now Will says that if he takes off his shorts then there's no where else to go... but Erika quickly says "the bedroom" and then Janelle says "the HOH". Now they talk about going to the shower to bathe together.

Will is now running through the house dripping wet to find Mike in the bug room snapping his fingers for him to come now to the HOH to take the shower. Mike is now pissed and says he's "not in the mood". It seems Erika has invited Mike in the 3 way- now 4 way shower in the HOH room.

They both head upstairs and find Howie has been told to leave the HOH room. He watches them stand there ringing the doorbell as both ladies, Erika and Janelle pull in Will and Mike. Janelle now opens the door and tells Howie "we'll be down in a second" and Howie asks what's going on, "sex?"

Janelle runs downstairs to pretty herself up in the bathroom mirror. Erika has come out of the bathroom letting Janelle "pee" while the boys upstairs call out "ladies?" This is sick straight behaviour.

Now both girls run upstairs and once they enter the house, Howie pushed out of the HOH room! LOL. Poor, poor poor Howie. Never ever ever going to get laid in the BB house.

Feeds cut to flames for a few minutes but now we've returned to a HOH shower with all four horny fuckers. How pathetic, they all still have their clothes on. What a waste. Now if only they all could come shattering through the glass and collapse on the floor laughing while bleeding, well now you got a fucked up sick show instead of a bullshit fully clothed shower. How dare these All Stars compare themselves to the Real World earlier in the hot tub!

Janelle lifts her leg up into Will's body begging him to lick some kind of stuff off of her. He won't because he's committed to his girlfriend outside of the house. There's requests for kisses but with no tounge from Dr. Will and Janelle can't seem to take her hands off of Will. I'm thinking Janelle wants to piss of Will's girlfriend so she can have Will once the game is done. At one point Will tries to leave but both Janelle and Erika pull him right back in.

Will keeps opening the door to get out and Erika slams the door shut causing some bottles to fall over. Supposely Janelle and Erika kissed and now Will has to kiss Janelle. It seems something happened where Mike says "that'll do" and both Erika and Mike leave the shower while Janelle shuts the door keeping Will in. Now they give up and just "shower". Janelle now leaves the shower.

Mike says to Will as he comes out of the shower, "Dr. McDreamy and Janelle have a kiss" and Will says "that's not true" to which Mike says "just a peck". Will now comes out of the HOH bathroom and is wearing the HOH robe. Janelle says "you got a booger on your eyelash" to which Will quickly remarks "thanks, how romantic." Will then says "Janelle, I'd love to hook up with you but you fart too much."

Now Janelle and Will talk about what happened or didn't happen in the shower and that Will's girlfriend outside of the house may not like the idea of future showers together.

Interesting, at one point in the night Erika slipped into the twin size bed of Mike's in the bug room. And then... Janelle walks in catching Erika and Mike in BED TOGETHER! She asks "what are you guys doing" and they lie saying they are talking about some body lotion from the four way shower earlier. There's some smack kissing heard from them and then Erika leaves. Mike also fears that Janelle will see them as a pair down the line...

The time is 4 pm in the BB house and Danielle & Erika are talking game on the backyard couch. Danielle doesn't know Erika would rather have Danielle leave had Dani not won the POV. Erika still doesn't know about the Legion of Doom alliance and Danielle has no idea Erika is aligned with Chilltown. There are so many fucking alliances and no one knows them all... except... FUCKING CHILLTOWN!

Howie just came out into the backyard and I just lost my interest so let's recap what's been happening in the house since the late night happenings.

Will is continuing his "Get James Out" plan because at this point James is the only male houseguest that actually threatens Will's chance from winning. Janelle isn't buying it but Howie is. Howie is already ready for James to be put up. Janelle keeps telling Will that putting up James doesn't help her in the long run when it comes to "numbers".

Mike has gotten wind of James' name being tossed around upstairs and goes to James and Danielle that the James is going to be confronted and to lie upstairs about James and Danielle working together. So James goes up into the HOH room and discovers that he is being directly asked if he's working with Danielle.

And so what does James do. He lies. Says he took out Erika and put "20 seconds" on the POV comp because he just wasn't thinking or something bullshit like that.

Will throughout the day is trying to get Janelle to put up someone other than Mike or him as a "pawn" against Erika. James is his MASTER PLAN when no one other than him, Janelle and Howie are talking. Marcellas is the name being brought up by Legion of Doom to Janelle as well as Chicken George.

If Janelle was smart to put up Mike against Erika to almost guarantee that Erika is going home because we all know Will supposely doesn't care about the money all too much and would rather have his friend win so if Mike is on the block Will will charm his way into getting Chilltown to stay thus meaning Erika would be evicted.

If Janelle puts up James and James is evicted because of Chilltown, then Janelle's is truley the DUMBASS BLONDE of the All Stars season and Will deserves the final 2 spots. He even keeps telling Janelle that anyone will "win" over him or Mike in the final 2 spots because they have money, almost like he's trying to get people to think "i need to take Will to the end so I can win" when we all know everyone will vote Will because he will have mind fucked 2 households to getting to the final 2 without winning nearly anything.

Don't fuck this up Janelle.

Janelle seems to be secretly working with Marcellas now in the workout room and agree that if they both get past the next 2 weeks then they can start playing without fear. If this continues then Janelle won't put up Marcellas this week in place of Danielle.

Right now the houseguests have been given crafts to do. Janelle and Will are making flower necklaces at the dining room table. How fucking exciting!!!

Up in the HOH room Mike and James are talking about the potential of Howie winning HOH next week and how to backdoor Janelle next week. Now I'm tired of James consent whining of Janelle and how she's a "bitch". I'm finally on the "Shut the Fuck up James" bandwagon.

It makes sense for Mike to talk Janelle into not putting up James because it keeps CT in 3 different alliances this week. Now if Mike does go on the block with Erika then they would HAVE to send Erika into the jury house so that Erika would then be a vote for CT in the end game.

The time is 10 pm in the BB house and James & Will are cooking outside discussing whether Janelle is going to put up James or Marcellas in the nomination chair.

It seems hours ago 2 clues were put inside and outside of the house for the coup d'etat power. First a giant needle and thread was put outside in the backyard. Then later a GRIM FUCKING REAPER was standing in the house as another clue for the coup d'etat and Mike may have won because he guessed "You Reap What You Sow" but Julie Chen said the clues make up a "well known phrase that applies to the game". I've never heard "You Reap What You Sow" in any season of BB but then again I may have missed it. It seems Mike has the new POWER this week. So forget about Erika going home this week! FUCK!

Oh god I can't believe I missed the GRIM REAPER! Supposely it pointed at Danielle. It was moving, possibly a person inside of a costume!

August 14th: Just before midnight Will, Mike, Howie, Danielle, Janelle and Erika are playing spin the floating bottle in the hot tub. Well Danielle actually isn't playing because she got a man but the cameras did catch Will pushing his closed lips into Erika's. Then Mike spun the floating bottle and got Erika and kissed her a bit more passionately. Danielle had to look away.

Now no one knows Erika and Mike are in a secret relationship that started outside of the house because everyone thinks what's happening between Erika and Mike is a "showmance". Erika and Mike just won a night in the HOH from the made up rules of spin the floating bottle. I think we will have live feed yucky straight sex on BIG BROTHER ALL STARS! Yuck!

Later Will just slipped that in the hot tub is a "couple" and he named everyone else something... he outed Mike and Erika by mistake and no one caught it. Mike even looks back at the camera with a smile. At this point Mike is sitting on the steps of the hot tub with Erika sitting between his legs with her back to him.

Now Will tells Erika and Mike "you look like a very well matched couple". Again no one suspects a thing between the two. Even on last night's CBS broadcast episode of BBAS' they showed a clip of Erika and Mike kissing in the red room bed, a tiny clip shown just after the "executive producers" screen shot.

Mike and Erika head on inside with intention to go up into the HOH room. They walk down to the red room first to get clothes when Erika pulls Mike into the red room and slides the door shut so they can KISS! Nasty, gross straights kissing! I'm shivering at the thought of screen capturing shots of straight sex.

James is possibly giving Mike condom advice on where to find them in the HOH room. I guess everyone knows they are going to fuck tonight. Mike is now in the HOH room while Erika is already in the bed... he removes his shirt and turns off the lights.

Now he gets close to her in bed, rolling on top of Erika's skeleton booby body and starts lips smacking so loud my ears bleed. They pull the covers over them and Erika giggles Mike's spit out of her mouth as she mutters "this is going to be on television".

They break apart so that Mike can "breathe" and then Erika starts getting on top of a heavy breathing Mike. She started to travel her sloppy loud kisses down his stomach but was not woman enough to suck him off under the covers.

Now they stopped kissing. He's laying there and she's spooning him... That's it? Wait, Mike doesn't think the camera's are on and that no one is paying attention to them... Erika assumes that 9 million people will see this. More like 7.2 million. Don't flatter yourself booby tits!

Now Mike is talking game and talking as if he has the power to fuck things up Thursday. This fucker talks during sex? How annoying! Wait, my ears are bleeding again because they are back to lips smacking.

Mike is avoiding something, now he asks if she's too hot. NOW he suggests to listen to some music with her on the double cd... the live feeds suck on this sex couple SO FUCKING BAD that they switch back to the hot tub downstairs. Straight people apparently don't "suck".

Sorry all four feeds are on the hot tub talk between Janelle, Howie and Will. They are trying to talk Janelle into "stirring things up" by putting up Marcellas this week and that Erika is going home. Little do they know!

Back to Mike and Erika. She's kissing him while he's listening to music. Does he need the music of a beefy rapper like 50 cent to get him in the mood? Feeds just got boring on the straights attempting sex so we got back to the hot tub to find a naked Howie walking out of the hot tub inside the house. White bare butt cheeks.

Sorry no screen caps of Howie's bare butt cheeks, I did try but my screen cracked when I did it!

The time is 2 pm in the BB house and Veto Ceremony has finished. Janelle was getting pressure from Will to put up James because we all know the only real competition for Will left in the game is James. I believe Will wants to take Janelle to the end because he knows he can win against her and all the angry people in the jury will have issues with Janie... espeically after this week!

Danielle has used the POV and pulled herself off and who goes up? George's name was tossed around but this morning Chilltown, among others, have convinced Janelle to put up Marcellas! Marci is on the block! Now Chilltown will try to get on Marci's good side before he leaves the house because we all know Erika is staying, that is if Mike has the new power of the house that will be revealed Thursday.

Chilltown is letting everyone else, mainly Season 6, do all the dirty work. James, Janelle and Howie figured this out last night or more saw a bit deeper into Chilltown's actions yet Janelle claims that she wants to go after Chilltown after others have left the house. They also agree that if Chilltown doesn't vote the way they want, meaning to evict Erika, they'll know they've been fucked and Chilltown will become enemy number one with Season 6, more so only to Janelle and Howie. James doesn't give a fuck.

Marcellas has brought the word "fag" into the red room claiming the "boys" are after him. More like the "boys" are just annoyed with you, I've even annoyed with you Marci!

Right now in the HOH room, the time being 2:10 pm, Howie is talking about how he has to win HOH this week to bring it back to them. Now they talk about how this week last year Kaysar was just betrayed and how April was in the backyard being told by Janelle "at least he doesn't look like a liar". Howie says "that was a year ago, do you believe that shit". I guess Janie and Howard the DUMBASS are thinking about the good ol' days.

Danielle is in the red room with Marcellas and Erika talking crap about crap. I'm now officially tired of Danielle's recycled stories. Is this how she was during her season because I didn't have the live feeds then. Talk talk talk talk- no wait, I mean recycled talk talk talk talk.

In the backyard James is trashing Howie to Mike saying that Howard can't think on his own once Janelle is out. Why can't James just get past what Janelle did and have him and Danielle go up to the HOH and just come out with everything- wait, Janelle would still lie about her true intentions so fuck that idea. James is so cocky about his Legion of Doom alliance when little does he know that Chilltown controls this house and will soon serve James his walking papers in the coming weeks before the finale.

The time is 9:20 pm in the BB house and it seems the halfway point season party is winding down. Earlier they played music for the houseguests and gave them loads of beer and wine and even allowed George to eat and drink. It seems that Howie and Janelle were talking about how they did this exact same party for them last season. Everyone was dancing, drinking and then soon after that all the fighting started.

Yet I highly doubt any fighting will happen tonight.

Right now Janelle just walked into the red room to ask James, Marcellas and Danielle if they want to play "bullshit" with the cards. She says the game is really cool because it is all based on "lies" and James asks "Big Brother or Bullshit?" Janelle said Howie is the "worst" at lying. Interesting.. I'm betting this just might make the show... with a high number of BEEPS! All four seem to be laughing and having fun.

The time is 10:20 pm in the BB house and nearly everyone but Mike and James are playing "Murderer" with cards. Basically you deal a number of cards to the people playing, embed the ace of spades somewhere in the cards and deal it to someone. The person looks at their card(s) to discover the ace of spades and then everyone starts looking at each other with no one knowing who has the ace of spades.

If you have the ace of spades you are the murderer and how you kill people in the game is by winking at them. They play dead and then nothing happens at the end. It's fun and helps pass the time.

Howie is being a little bitch by telling everyone he's not here to play stupid little games. Will makes him play. In their first game they deal out the cards with the ace of spades and Howie starts looking at everyone. Will points out that Howie looks scared as hell and then George plays dead. Then Danielle says "Howie is the assassin" and Howie asks what does that mean? "What the hell does that mean? What the hell are we playing?" Will then asks Howie if he has the ace of spades. Howie looks at his cards saying "so what if I did? How do you play this game?"

I laughed so hard as Marcellas outs himself as the assassin and everyone laughs... AT HOWIE! After Will explains the game Howie asks for him to explain it again. GOD HE'S SO SSSTTUUTUPPPIIIDDD! Howie keeps fucking up every round followed by more louder laughter... AT HOWIE. Then Will says "It's so hard to wink at Howie when he's asking you more questions on how to play". Funny!

Next the start playing with 2 assassins with 2 ace cards. Danielle won the first round and killed Howie, the other assassin. Yeah Danielle won Big Brother All Stars!- WAIT, no she didn't.

August 15th: Well I've missed most of the day's live feeds due to other outside interests. Here's the rundown of what has happened in the house that is worth mentioning.

Erika and Danielle are under the assumption that Erika is staying this week and that they have to win HOH next week to get rid of Will so that Mike can work to their advantage. Doesn't seem like a legit plan because most of the game talk in the game is just shit pulled right out of their asses.

The Legion of Doom tried to get Howie among other houseguests to get into a verbal fight with Marcellas but it seems that that never happened.

Everyone in the house thinks this week's HOH will be a "crap shoot" meaning anyone can win the game because the comp will be based on nothing but luck and no skill whatsoever. Even George could win!

Later Will busted Janelle as she was listening or easedropping on the talk that was happening in the red room.

Mike has also brought up to the house that he has a fetish of fucking in odd places such as an airplane. He gets hard while riding one. Sounds pretty gay to me.

Both Janelle and Will somewhat regret the four way fully clothed shower they had some time ago but continue to remain close even though both are secretly playing each other and both are secretly attracted to each other.

And Janelle almost fell down but kept her wine from spilling! Thanks to capgirl2 for the video!

The time of 8:40 pm in the BB house and Janelle and Will are talking in the hammock and the talk of Marcellas being sent home this week instead of Erika is brought up. Will slips up by saying "I want to do what you want to do but I really want to send Marcellas home." Janelle actually picks up on this rather quickly making sure that Will doesn't backstab her and send Marcellas home this week. She makes him say that he isn't voting out Marcellas this week.

Bitchy Marci is in the red room bitchin' about Will and Janelle talking in the outside hammock for hours. Erika makes it seem that Janelle choose Will over him and that Marcellas says that it is Janelle's fault that Will has the game. "She keeps giving him the game". So basically when Marbitchy goes into the jury house, that will be his argument from the day he walks in to the day they confront the final 2... that is if Janie makes it the final 2.

Erika and Will can not understand why Will "works" on some people but not him. Erika doesn't know. Now Marcellas says that no one in the history could do what Will is doing to Janelle. Erika brings up Roddy's name and Marcellas brings up that fact that he was the one that got Roddy evicted. He said Roddy showed him his ass but that wasn't enough. Marci laughs as the feeds switch cameras.

Right now Danielle and Mike are talking in the hot tub. She finally asks him "why me to align with?" and Mike says something about Jason and her keeping her truth and some other bullshit. She then asks "do you really believe that?" and Mike says he does. Just more bullshit that we won't know if it is true until we see the Diary Room confessions.

August 16th: Just before midnight Will is in the HOH room talking with Janelle about splitting the money in the end and allowing "everyone to win" in the end. Janelle is also upset with Will that he's got "other motives" in the house. Will bullshits "it's all my fault" and then stupid Janelle says "it's not your fault" BUT IT IS BITCH!

They move downstairs to eat "like a fucking beast" with the rest of the house. It seems once the clock chimes on midnight then it becomse a "slop" day!

Other antics in the house tonight involve the deal that Erika and Janelle have come to a week's truce. If Janelle allows Erika to stay with the voting power she thinks she has then Erika has to put up Danielle if she wins HOH this Thursday. Erika has sworn on her own mother to honor this. But elsewhere in the house it seems other people are aware of the deal. Goodbye Marbitchy!

As I type I can hear the houseguests shoveling food down their throat. That sound is worse than Marci shuffling the cards.

Outside in the yard Howie and James are exchanging words about Janelle's game play. Howie still believes in the girl while James keeps pushing his agenda that Janie is a mega uber stellar bitch. "She's fucking up my game by making other deals with other people and lying to my face." Um... that's exactly what James is doing in this game.

Will just came out into the backyard and threw something large and round in the pool, possibly a watermelon.

Wow, James and Howie get back to their alliance talk and James looks into the camera saying "That's why I took down his shirt today. Fuck him. He doesn't deserve to be here. He's a fucking idiot. Too many times he tried to fuck over his own team because he wants to make some kind of huge statement. Well guess what, you did, you went home 3 times before fucking anyone else in this fucking game... Trying to stab me in the back, I'm glad you went home BITCH!" Howie continues to claim innocence in everything Kaysar and Janelle have done in the game. I believe that.

James continues with his wild thought. "You know, his word, just like Jennifer's. Same thing. He's not a man of his word. He says just whatever he fuckin- You wanted to play differently Kaysar, you did this time." WOW FUCKING AGAIN! James is sooo upset with Kaysar because of what Janelle said to him earlier. I have no idea what she said but James is pissed! OOhhh James just found out that Kaysar supposely wanted to put up James week four. Interesting...

Danielle is now on the outside red couch talking to herself how she's acting like she's drunk and she's insulting everyone for her own game play and that she got her way which consists of her keeping Erika around and evicting Marcellas. She now says in the camera "when you think you know, you have no idea" and then starts laughing. Um... yeah whatever. Start talking like an actually WOMAN when you're in the final 2 seats of All Stars, then you can start talking like you're BIG SHIT!

The time is 9 pm in the BB house and shit and crap is NOT happening in the house. It's boring. Wait, the time just hit 9 pm exactly so everyone got up from the dining room table and is starting to eat coming off a day of slop.

The only thing that happened that is worth mentioning is everyone got their prom outfits already. Danielle also hid in the workout room shedding a few tears, fuck if I know why. Chilltown has yet again positioned themselves with everyone in the house as not the target for next week if so and so wins HOH so they consider throwing this week's comp. And it seems like Will is after James next week after Marcellas goes into the jury house this week. That's it. Boring, boring, boring!

August 17th: The Time is 1:40 am and Janie and Howard are in the backyard talking about the game. It's back to their late night talks like it was last season. It's almost the same since James continues to distance himself away from his own season.

Janelle is RIGHT NOW talking about how she wants to see everything online on sites such as Suvivor Sucks... but no mention of me. Does she even know GuyTVBlog.com is the greating TV blowjob?

Janie also brings up that 3 members of Season 6 have made it into the finals, she's amazed that Season 6 has made it this far in the game. And it seems Howie has a new look, a mustache and a lighter colored hair do. He just put on Danielle's sweater and makes it look PORN FUCK ME HARD HOT!

The time is 4 pm in the BB house and I have no fucking idea what's going on in the house because the flames are a flamin' with trivia questions. Tonight's HOH comp does involve some kind of disco ball and velvet ropes. It seems Janelle can not participate in the HOH and who knows if Chilltown is stupid enough to use the new "coup" power because it seems like Mike won the power by guessing "you reap what you sow". So far no one in the house sees them as targets but more of a voting power to better help other houseguests agenda's.

Don't ask me why Chilltown is in this very nice position because I'LL GO OFF ON THAT KING DUMBASS KAYSAR. I'd like to think he started all of this by making Chilltown "another target" in the house. Thanks to Kaysar Chilltown continues to remain in the house.

And if Erika stays and wears that black dress then she's going to look jaw dropping beautiful. Same goes with Janelle's red gown for the "prom" tonight. Can't wait for this. They could have had a dancing marathon endurance contest, you know since this show is beyond cheesy, but if someone had fainted then that wouldn't be good.

I'm off to watch a movie tonight so I may miss any possible fights- let's face, no one in the house is going to have a verbal confrontation. All Stars suck. Big Brother's voice should come over the house speaks and say "Houseguests. Throw Chilltown through the sliding glass door".

If you missed tonight's episode then you missed out on something odd happening in the game... First Marcellas was sent out and had a somewhat dramatic exit. He denied Howie a hug, hugged only Danielle on his way out and left in quite a hurry. Danielle was crying and we found out that Mike was indeed the winner of the new "coup" power that gives one houseguest the power to over throw the HOH. He has the next 2 weeks to use his power at any time.

Next... Chicken Feed George won HOH. It was down to Danielle and George in the HOH comp and the question had something to do with the total amount of minutes the houseguests were without hot water some time ago. Both guessed 300 and something and George won!

I mean how stupid are the contestants? Round off the answer. 60 minutes x 24 hours. Make it less difficult and figure out 60 x 20, that's a real quick answer of 1,200. Now do 1,000 minutes x 6 days and you get 6,000 minutes. Quick and easy answer. Julie said the answer was well over 6,000 minutes. I would have won. FUCK I SHOULD BE IN THE NEXT SEASON!

Now comes the next twist, this week is a double eviction week so 2 houseguest will leave this week. Sunday is the next live eviction. Chicken Feed George has to make his nominations live on the spot. And so he does. James and Erika. Erika then made a comment "again?"

It seems later in the house we find out that George is upset with Danielle trying to get him to vote out Erika last week. He seems to reason that Danielle set him up and blah blah blah, shut up George. George should have looked at the house as 2 alliances he's not with. Chilltown and Season 6. Put up one member from each alliance. Simple as that. Will for his intelligence. Janelle for her ability to win HOH. Make sure a STRONG player leaves.

Fuck Georgie! DUMBASS!

Later Will & Mike ran into the storage room and jumped up down like horny schoolgirls ready to fuck because they had escaped being nominated another week! Now they quickly talked about who should go this week if the nominations stand, Will wants James out but Mike wants to keep James. Interesting.

They also try to figure out how to send out Janelle this week but done so by someone else. Danielle has mentioned that she can talk George into backdooring Janelle. Will is also worried that if George does try to backdoor Danielle this week that James will go back to Season 6 if Danielle is out. Not good for Chilltown.

Then Janelle and Howie talked with George and found out that even if POV is used, Janelle or Howie are not going to be replacement nominees! WHAT THE MUTHA FUCK? And I FUCKING KNEW GEORGE WAS WRITING ON THE BLACK CLOTH that covered the chalkboard. MORON! George also believes he lost his alliance with the floaters. FUCK yeah you did DUMBASS!

POV seems like it may happen tonight. The houseguest have already picked who will play. Howie, Danielle, Erika, George, Will and James. No Janie or Mike. Yeah!

Next Erika talked to George and found out that she was the "pawn" this week. But Chicken Shit George won't say who he will replace any nominee if the POV is used. Fucker.

Then Will and Mike has a secret chat about Mike having won the "coup" power and to use it if Danielle is put up on the block. Both want Janelle and Danielle in the house so they can keep going after each other. Good move boys!

Later Mike chats with George and tries to get him to backdoor Janelle. George won't go for it. Idiot.

POV is now happening at 11 pm BB time.