August 18th: POV has ended and James MUTHA FUCKING WON! George, the first HOH of this week's double eviction, nominated James and Erika up for eviction. Now with James winning POV George wants to put up Danielle because in his mind she lied and "set him up". Not sure how.

James went up to the HOH room to talk some sense into George. James said that George doesn't know but him, Will and Mike conned Janelle last week to put up Marcellas instead of George because had George gone up James told him that George's own floater alliance would have voted him out.

Now James leaves and in comes Erika into the HOH room. Now Erika tries to explain to George what really is happening in the game. George is in over his head, at one point he just can't look at Erika because she's telling him everything that's the gospel truth. Now George gets up and says "I was lied to and set up", Georgie's new pity party for one song. Hey Chicken Shit George, everyone in the fucking house has been lied to and set up. Get over it!

So now Erika is trying to save Danielle by telling George that no one really lied or set you up. She says the only fault of the others George is angry at is that they should have let him in on the whole plan. George still feels alone in the game because he thinks his own alliance was against him along with the rest of the house. So... Chicken Shit George, you go after your only potential alliance instead of the other BIGGER THREATS that don't want you to win... I mean come the fuck on. Get rid of stronger targets and go head to head with people on the same playing level as you! FUCK GEORGE!

Erika has now talked George into other possiblities other than nominating Danielle. Janelle's name has come up and George says he won't go after Howie. George doesn't want Erika to leave and that he "owes it to her". Erika has almost convinced him that if he puts up Janelle that the entire house minus Howie will vote out Janelle. Little does Erika know that she may leave since Chilltown wants Janelle and Danielle to keep going after each other week after week.

Erika's talk has WORKED! George feels the need to save Erika and the only way to do that is to put her up against Janelle. I can see the house flipping on George and fucking with him. Har Dee FUCK YOU Har George!

Now Erika has left and in comes Mike. George says up front that he likes Mike and Will and that he plans on going after a "big target". Mike says that Janelle just told him in the gym that she's ready for the next HOH come if it is about the house.

Mike just left the HOH room and is headed downstairs to get Will so that Will can speak with Chicken Shit George... but then Will pulls Mike into the gym for a meeting. Now Will thinks he's figured out that someone is coming back from the Jury house. I think they are now talking about Janelle getting "smashed" out of the game. They try to figure out how Howie is going to react next week if Janelle is gone.

Now Danielle is up in the HOH and George tells her that she's safe and not going up. Now they discuss the game and why Danielle is playing the way she's playing and how it has effected George's game play. Danielle now sheds a few tears because George WAS the one trying to get her out.

Erika is now in the gym talking with Will and Mike. Will is telling Erika that he will tell Janelle that she is "safe" and that Erika is going home but that Erika is really safe... but who really knows because this is Chilltown after all.

The time is 3:20 pm in the BB house and again the shit has just missed the fan. James, who had won POV last night, took himself off today in the POV ceremony and George put up the only BEST MUTHA FUCKING PERSON IN THE HOUSE... Howie!

The choirs in heaven rejoice. And the praise to God is heard. And the doves fly across the sky shedding tears of JOY, LOVE, FREEDOM & HAPPINESS!

Will and Mike now wants the house to vote out Howie and they want to bring Janelle to Chilltown's side. They also agree that using the "coup" power this week would not be a good idea.

Fuck, it looks as if the feeds will be down until after HOH comp later tonight. But before the feeds have gone away we find out that James doesn't want to vote out Howie because of his potential jury vote. Danielle doesn't want to vote out Erika and Will and Mike are divided on who to vote out. So far 2 for Howie to be evicted and 2 for Erika to be evicted. That leaves Janelle as the deciding vote. Of course Janelle will vote out Erika because she's a woman with big tits and Janelle seems to be afraid of that.

Will doesn't want to be the vote that gets Howie out because he thinks he will lose Janelle as an ally. Fuck... if Howie survives this week then FUCK. Damn you Howie and your staying power... outside of the bedroom! HA!

The time is 8 pm in the BB house and Janelle has finished crying in the red room as Will tries to talk her into getting back into the game. HOWIE IS FUCKING GONE! And from what I'm hearing and reading, Howie left like no other houseguest in BB history has. He went out HURRICANE HOWIE style!

He supposely took off Mike's hat, yelled at George, went off about everything and screamed his way out the door! Supposely even Danielle and Erika and others cheered as Howie left the house. Then at the HOH comp it was down to Will, Mike and Janelle in the final round... and Mike fucking won!

Mike is the new HOH. Later inside Will has told Janelle that Danielle and Erika think they are safe but they are not. I have no idea who's Mike going after this week but I can assure you it isn't Will. But wouldn't that be a mind fuck if he nominated Will!

August 19th: Just before midnight we find Janelle in the bathroom area downstairs still holding back tears. She's extremely depressed and is told by Will "we'll figure it out" as he jumps into the shower. James was sitting with Janelle and has gotten up leaving her to wipe some tears with her tissue.

She ends up getting up leaving the bathroom and Will is asking where she's going. She says "bed" and he tells her to go up to the HOH but she heads to the green room. Will quickly finished up his shower and tries to follow Janelle who has just walked into the green room and found Danielle and Erika talking about Marcellas... and that alone starts Janelle crying again. I almost shed a tear because when someone laughs, I laugh, when someone's angry, I sometimes get angry, and when someone cries, I shed a tear for them.

Danielle and Erika get up to comfort Janelle as Will comes in requesting they all go up to the HOH room for a good cry. Wow, all those Janelle haters must be PMSing because Janelle still looks beautiful after a [checking watch] 6 hour cry! Will is now with Janelle in the bug room getting her to smile and trying to get her to open up to him.

"Get me out of here. I'm warning you." she mutters to him. "I want to leave. I want to make a volunteery exit". She says she can't stand it. She asks Will "why are you an asshole?" Janelle wants Will to promise to vote her out. She says she already has James and George's vote. Will says no and says "we'll build you stronger, better, faster".

She keeps begging for Will to vote her out of the house. Oh my God Janelle, get a fucking grip! NO ONE FUCKING DIED! Win the game for everyone who left the house. Win the game for your dog that you just mentioned! Win the MUTHA FUCKING GAME for your mother!

Janelle even brought up the word "suicidal" and Will told her not to joke about that. Will has finally gotten Janelle to start talking but about "stupid" things as Janelle put it. County Fair stuff. Janelle is smiling again quickly followed by sniffles.

The time is 1:40 am in the BB house and Janelle is still talking about QUITTING and wanting the house to vote her out so she can go to the jury house. Will says "fine" at one point and gets up to leave the bug room but then grabs a deck of cards and comes back. He says he wants to tell Janelle what's going on inside her head. She says fine.

He starts a story about a wheel in her head and there's a baby squirrel and then she interrupts him by saying "You can bribe me with money but with your stupid stories, your FUCKING charm, just stop! If you want to talk money, talk money." Now she suggests for him to continue his squirrel story. Now he says at the beginning your wheel was turning and she interrupts him "you know why, because I trusted you"... and then we get FLAMES on the feeds.

We return and Will is saying "you win" meaning she can leave on Thursday by vote out. They stare at each for a few moments. Now he asks if she wants to play cards. She keeps calling him a "jerk" and he says he hopes she doesn't mean that. He says he wants to make her happy. She says "you want to cheer me up? Open the negotation." He says tomorrow and that he can't do anything because Mike is asleep. She says "fine then, let me know, good luck with James".

I mean now JANELLE is jut being a SPOILed little bitch who didn't get her way and is pouting so dramatically that even Kaysar's pouting matches are put to shame. Now she says she made 30,000 dollars so far being the house and talks about going to the jury house again... and then we get FLAMES again.

Now Janelle has finally come out of the bedrooms and is moving into the kitchen. She gets a beer and that Will is "weird". She now takes a seat on the yellow dining room chairs while Will stares at her from the stool, they share a laugh. She keeps saying "get me the fuck out of here, please".

"Okay, how about this. All I want is the fucking golden egg with the 10,000 dollars and then we'll call it even and then I'll help you. That way I'll have some money." This is Janelle's offer to Will. After some chat she says that she wants some kind of "down payment" to help Chilltown get to the end. He now says that he's really sorry about Howie. Her voice cracks and ask why couldn't he have put up her and James.

Now Will says that she isn't going home this week and she gets up playfully asking why isn't he voting her out. They head to the bathroom. She now wants Erika out instead of the golden 10,000 egg and Will wants James out. He also asks why she didn't vote him out when he was up. She said that she wanted Will to remain in the game for "good intentions" and she says Will wants her in the house for "bad intentions".

Janelle just called Howie "the dumbest player ever". Okay... now that was mean. I mean it is funny when I say it but it's down right fucking mean when Janie says it.

Danielle & James now joins the bathroom fun but Will and Janelle head outside to the red couch. Janelle is laughing more as Will says "now you're back on the pony". Ohh what's this. Janelle is now saying Erika will win almost as if she needs to go this week. Again with the "send me home" shit.

FINE send her the FUCK home. GOD, Janelle is not an All Star. Will finally says for her to enjoy her smoke, drink her beer and let's call it a night. Danielle now comes out and Janelle is now asking for her to vote her out. Danielle now says for her to "play the game" and what would her mom think or want. Danielle keeps telling Janelle to "bring it" and not to "lay down".

I mean why CAN'T Janelle just FUCKING ACCEPT that people from her alliance/season had to go at some point! Kaysar left because he had to go. Howie left because James and Janelle had done things in the game that benefited them to stay longer. No one wants Season 6 to push their way to the end.

Danielle now gets a bit upset when Will talks about giving Chicken George a vote if he makes it the final 2. She asks what Will thinks George's strategy is. He says "hope for the best" strategy. Will is now working on getting George to be a target before him. MAN this guy never FUCKING stops play. I LOVE THIS!

Danielle has left after some time leaving Janelle and Will in the backyard. Will once again asks for her "plan" and she says "Will, fuck off". Now she says she didn't mean it because Will looks sad. He now says he's been trying to cheer her up all night and she keeps pushing him away.

Now Janelle is saying she's upset that Danielle and Erika were happy that Mike won and were celebrating... BUT Howie went nuts every week Season 6 won HOH and that's suppose to be okay for the rest of the house, but it's not right when others celebate that you didn't win. BITCH! I give up, girl can DOR and let the others play.

Whooooaaaa. Will just revealed that KAYSAR contacted him before the show to create an ALLIANCE! That's why he fucking didn't go after Chilltown! THAT'S WHY! MUTHA FUCKER! "I had no deal" BULLSHIT! Wow.

Just before I end this long Janelle bitch fest, we find out Janelle wants to not be nominated now. She wants Erika up or Danielle up with James, not her.

Man I can't believe Will has spent nearly 12 hours trying to get Janelle to stay in the house and fight. I would have been "fine bitch, pack your bags, grab what you need, FUCKING DOR already!" Then I'd open the door for her and tell her to get the fuck moving. You want to quit, then fucking quit. Get the fuck out.

The time is 11 am in the BB house and Janelle and George are talking in the red room. She is still upset that she herself was tricked into putting up Marcellas her HOH week and is still hurt by Howie's exit. She also asked George to play POV with her. She also told James earlier that she is going to throw it... but we all know when she's about to play she's going to "bring it".

Now Janelle and George talk about how if Marcellas hadn't gone up that George would have and he would have been voted out. Janelle says that when she was HOH that she really wasn't because of Will. George asks who is running the house now? Janelle says Will and that she's not going to listen to anyone else anymore.

In another part of the house, outside, Erika and Mike talk about the final four. Erika wants Janelle, James and Will out next. She also wants Danielle in the final four with her, Mike and George. I wonder how Mike now thinks with Erika wanting to take out Mike's "boy".

Back to Janelle and George in the red room, they actually come to an agreement to stick together. I doubt this alliance will stick like shit on a chicken's foot but who knows with this game. Now they have a sweet moment where George tells Janie to play with "all your heart" in the POV game. He also says that this is his first alliance in 8 weeks and that if he gets POV by some odd chance that he'll take off Janelle with it.

He also said that if he gets to the jury house before her that he will talk with Marcellas about everything that has happened.

The time is 4 pm in the BB house and it seems like everyone and I mean EVERYONE is sleeping right now. There's a POV comp later tonight and it seems Janelle and James are on the block. If Danielle wins, she'll take off James. If George wins POV, he'll take off Janelle. Hey, if George can win HOH then anyone can win POV!

Janelle has also been seen wearing her prom queen crown from Thursday's HOH comp and has been looking for competition gloves for tonight's POV. It looks like she's FINALLY back to fighting for her place to stay. Good girl Janie!

The time is 10 pm in the BB house and Janelle FUCKING WON POV! She's coming off the block this week and George or James are the targets to go home this week. Now... shit could still happen meaning Janelle could still be depressed and just say fuck it, "I choose not to use the POV on myself". We have yet to her from her own beautiful lips that she's staying to fight.

Later Danielle and Erika are attempting to whisper game in the living room. Erika says that they have to get out James now. Danielle agrees but then pulls Erika into the red room to discuss James. Danielle says "we have James by the balls" and to make him commit to something. So obviously Danielle is trying to save James as usual.

Their MASTER PLAN this week is to make the votes 2 vs 2 this week to make Mike the "bad person" this week by finally making a decision to get rid of someone. But Danielle is hoping that whoever is up against James will be evicted because she's hoping the Legion of Doom remains intact after this week.

James is still in the Diary Room and apparently he was so upset that the houseguests could hear him screaming in the DR. FUNNY! Supposely James and Janelle wrestled for some "howie doll" in a very rough POV comp.

Ohhh Danielle just called out the Janelle and George secret alliance to Erika! Good girl Danielle!

August 20th: It's just before midnight in the BB house lots of stuff has happened! Janelle won the POV and James is pissed off. Danielle and Erika are in the red room talking. Danielle has already talked Erika into letting the houseguests vote in a tie so that Mike makes the final vote. Danielle thinks Mike is going to stay true to the Legion of Doom alliance and vote out whoever takes Janelle's place on the nomination block. Erika still has no idea about the Legion of Doom alliance that consists of James, Will, Mike and Danielle.

Right now in the bathroom area Will is telling a new up tempo Janelle that James is the one to leave this week and that George will be the replacement nominee once Janelle uses POV on herself. It seems Will wants James out this week and Danielle out next week. It seems the Legion of Doom alliance doesn't exist anymore according to Will. Janelle is also wearing a shirt that says "envy" on it. How Funny and Quaint!

Now if Chilltown fucks over Janelle this week again because she's going to tell George he's safe and then suddenly George is gone... expect a pissed off Janie hopefully winning HOH and putting Chilltown on the block for the weeks of hell they've put America's Darling through.

James is out of the DR and is pissed THE FUCK OFF as he vents now to Danielle. He says he wants to talk to the "doctor" in the Diary Room, I guess the person who calms the houseguests the fuck down from drowning themselves in the kiddie pool in the backyard.

James is now pissed because SUPPOSELY Janelle "cheated" and that Big Brother "gave her the game". He now says "this fucking whore gets whatever she wants". James is about to break down and shed a few MAN TEARS! Come on big boy, give it us! James said something about "attorney" and that he talked to Alison, one of the show's people behind the scenes- and no not the Alison who was eliminated the first week!

The main problem with James is that Janelle broke the POV comp rules and took a "doll" out of his hands and won the POV comp. Now BB is telling James that they didn't have the "right angle" to capture the incident and says Janelle keeps the POV because this falls under the "incidental contact" rule.

James now says he doesn't know why he played so hard when "they" are just going to give it to "America's prom queen". Now he says "I don't want to participate in a game that is rigged or shows favorites". Wow, cry baby James is back. He says "I'm safe this week, I know, but that's not the point". But little does he know that Will wants him the fuck out!

James requested to see the "bad angle" tape and will FOREVER be assured that the show was rigged for Janelle to win. Nothing will ever make him feel good about the show that is Big Brother unless BB takes the POV from Janelle and does a whole new POV comp. But we all know that isn't going to happen.

Now Danielle has left the room and George is the room hearing James' rant about the bullshit that is BB. Janelle is now called to the diary room and James makes a comment about her making a "story" around "it" meaning the situation that has James pissed off. Suddenly James gets up and leaves George and heads for the kitchen. Where the fuck is Janelle? I want an agrument!!!!

Now James in the gym room and is ranting to Danielle and Erika about the whole situation. Now he's on the "gimmie that" rant. Okay from what I've heard from James is that Janelle and James were rushing to get the final "doll" to win the POV.

Apparently James grabbed the Howie doll by mistake and Janelle grabbed the same howie doll as well. She squeezed the howie doll so "hard" according to James that the "H" on the doll broke. Then James reaches for the Marcellas doll and Janelle reaches for it and grabs it out of his hand at the same time saying "gimmie that".

Now Erika, Danielle and James go up into the HOH room to talk to Will and Mike to find out what they saw. Will of course doesn't really stand by James' story and then DUMBASS Erika says "we need to have a house meeting... with Alison [show producer]" And thanks to that BITCH we get flames all over the feeds.

As we return to "As The James' World Turns" we find him talking about how Janelle slapped Beau last year and wasn't evicted but was warned that anymore physical contact from this point on, you will be evicted. BUT James wasn't there and "didn't see it happen" according to him. Everyone is now jumping on the bandwagon of James' that Janelle gets everything she wants.

Now Mike is talking about how Janelle wanted Mike's HOH red vines candy and how she's a "bitch" but many of us saw Janelle go up to the HOH room to get "snickers" and once she got into the HOH room she jumped up and down with Mike and they both celebrated her victory... So either Mike hates Janelle or is just talking smack about her to get James off his back.

Janelle is now out of the diary room and everyone else is in the HOH except George. Danielle is now called into the Diary room and James wants to remain in the HOH room because I guess Janelle is everywhere else in the house. If James keeps this up we are going to have an emotional fight between James and Janelle.

All four cameras are on Janelle and George. Janelle is no longer wearing her POV necklace but it doesn't look like it was revoked. She keeps saying to George that the "whole house is after me". It is almost like she is the "James" from last season. Erika is in the kitchen and doesn't seem to have the fucking nerve to ask Janelle anything about her POV necklace.

Danielle comes out of the Diary Room and Erika makes a comment "that was quick". George is now called to the diary room and Danielle is on her way back up to the HOH room using a very see through excuse of wanting to listen to the HOH CD. Such bullshit, anyone can see through that. She finds a locked HOH door, I'm assuming James wants to keep Janelle out.

Erika now makes a comment to Janelle about James and Janie being on the ground trying to get the "doll" in question and Janelle says the situation is "stupid". Danielle joins them in the kitchen and then Janelle gets up to leave heading towards the bedrooms.

Soon after Erika follows her and tells Janelle to sleep with the "girls" in the green room. Janelle says James doesn't want to sleep with her in the bug room. Erika goes back to the kitchen to talk to Danielle where Danielle says she told the Diary Room that she wants to see the "video" that shows or doesn't show the incident that James is so pissed off about. Both ladies feel like the game can't be played until they see the video. Whatever bitches, get out of the house. It's a reality show, what did you honestly expect?

Later James is finally out of the Whine HOH room and is in the kitchen with mostly everyone... except Janelle.

Around 12:40 am in the bug room Will and Janelle are talking about everything. The game, James being angry and how James will leave this week. That all Will and Janelle has to do is vote the same and make it a tie and then Mike will be the tie breaker and get rid of James himself.

Janelle says that the other girls of the house seem to think that Mike has the "coup" power one more week but I thought it was only good for 3 evictions, this Thursday being the 3rd week. Could another "coup" power be up for grabs starting Thursday after HOH? Also, Janelle is NOW happy that she stayed this week.

James is back outside on his "Janelle cheated" rant. Erika said that she wanted to see the video of Janelle supposely going before "Go" was said. Danielle said her DR session was quick because she just wasn't talking or giving BB anything unless her demands that James was cheated.

Janelle is now moving about in the house, possibly heading outside. Where's James. I want a fight! She's in the kitchen now looking through the windows. She says she's not sure she should go out there. She's holding onto the bible and tells George that she's not sure James is ready to talk to her.

Oh Janelle just asked Erika in the bathroom if she should talk to James. Erika says try to talk to him and if he doesn't want to talk, try tomorrow. Erika keeps saying she doesn't want to get involved and then out of the fucking blue James gets called into the Diary Room. FUCK! Where's the confrontation!!!

Janelle goes outside now. [checking watch for fight to start] James still in DR.

Later Will, Janelle and George are talking outside about James and his childish rants after something not going "his way" as Will so put it. James apparently told Janelle "just don't, don't talk to me" and Janelle backed off. This happened earlier, most likely just after the POV comp. Janelle now says that James screamed "that's not fair" when she ran off with the Marci doll.

James is now in his bed in the bug room, a pillow covering his most likely emotional face so the cameras won't catch him crying. It almost sounds like he's sniffling. But don't quote me on that. I SAID DON'T!

Damn it, every time James starts to talk to someone in the bug room, BB flips on the flames. I guess POV stands and Janelle remains the winner despite what James thinks should happen because if it didn't stand you'd think BB would have made the house have a meeting to discuss a new POV comp. But doesn't seem to be happening.

The time is 10:50 am in the BB house and James is outside talking with Danielle. He won't let last night's issue with Janelle go even though he just stated "I'm done with it". He also goes on to talk about something Janelle did last year with a last minute answer that had Janelle winning HOH. Danielle asks James who he thinks Mike is putting up and James says George. James also says that BB wants him to be an "actor" then he'll be an actor. And then we get flames.

James is now trashing George and the speeches George says when he's nominated. James is so fucking bitter. He's even talking about how he will say mean things about George and the game but then says he won't do it. Danielle says not to go there. They share a laugh but Danielle MUST be thinking, James, it's time for you to get into the Jury House to give me, Dani, a vote. James also says he will never vote for Janelle and he will take his anger to the Jury House.

Right now I'm pouring slop out of a bottle for James' memory in the house. Long live James. Ohhh, Danielle says that Erika thinks Chilltown will vote out James AND THEY WILL! But neither James or Danielle know this. Why the fuck would Will fuck over Janelle again when he knows he must take her to the end to win the game. He's not going to fuck her over again by lying to her face because he's saying James is going this week.

Danielle plays a "circus" theme after she said that Erika is out of the loop but it is more Danielle and James out of the loop. James wants Erika and Janelle to vote out him while Danielle and Will votes out George thus making it a tie and Mike is SUPPOSE to send George home...

Ohhh I can't wait for Mike to send out James. But that might not happen because if Danielle votes out James so will Janelle and Will and that will be 3 votes against James, doesn't matter what Erika does.

Suddenly BB comes over the speakers and says "you are not allowed to talk about your diary room sessions" and a bitter bitter BITTER James says "but you're allowed to cheat".

The time is 10:40 pm in the BB house and Janelle & James have yet to exchange rather violent words. Janelle is back to being happy with her new alliance that includes her, Will and Mike. James seems to be the target this week. He continues to bitch all day long and make cunty comments towards Big Brother and "America's Choice".

Janelle is no longer feeling the need to quit the game and she's all smiles when she's will Will. The plan is and seems to have always been to put up George and send James to the jury house upset against Janelle.

Right now Janelle and Will are walking back and forth in the backyard and discussing their hatred for Erika and James being a cunt and ranting about the game being "rigged" and altered for other player's "favor". Janelle says she tried to say hello to him and he didn't answer back. Will tells Janelle about Erika's comment about "looking out for my boys" she made some many weeks back.

Will also tells her that Mike didn't like her in the beginning because she had kept to herself. We also find out from Will that he knew beforehand that Mike was getting on the show but SUPPOSELY Mike didn't know. Whatever- Don't bullshit me!

James is now in the bug room talking to George. What now James? Oh Wait, he's telling Georgie how he "ignored" alot of the things he saw in the house and then what the fuck do we get? Flames all over the screen. It's now only 4 more days until James is evicted. Tick the fucking Tock, this is going to take awhile.

August 21st: The time is 12:40 am in the BB house and Danielle and James are in the backyard by themselves talking. It seems James and Danielle are talking about getting out Will. They also really truely believe that George is going home this week. They are fucking POSITIVE.

James has also mentioned earlier that if he is evicted he gets one phone call and he wants to call an "entertainment laywer" I mean COME THE FUCK ON! Will has been talking all season about getting James out and betraying him so James was going to get fucked anyways. To really believe that the Legion of Doom was going to be faithful to each other is a crock of loaded slop shit. James has now gone inside to take a shit.

It was also mentioned that James and Danielle could maybe get Janelle to join their team and to use her to get out Will or most notably Chilltown. Danielle is now talking to the cameras and to the audience watching. She gives a message to Sarah, James' girlfriend, about how she has James' back.

Right now Janelle and Will are playing chess in the upstairs seating area outside of the HOH room. It looks like Will and Janelle are the new Kaysar and Janelle. I just won't be surprised when Janelle and Will are mentioned over at reality blurred dot com as a couple with Janelle being the "other woman" that Will enjoys behind his recent girlfriend's back. Gooo Janie!

Back in the yard James and Danielle joke around about James throwing a pie at one of the "little people" and one in George's face for Howie's eviction. They also talk about getting rid of Janelle so the 3 way alliance with Janie is quickly been thrown out the window. They both now say that neither will vote for Janelle in the end, that is if she makes it, because she "cheated" this POV. But then James said that he would vote for Janelle over Erika and Danielle still says she won't vote for Janelle.

Now James is telling Danielle that Janelled "called all the men" to make an alliance in the house. The names he mentioned were Scott BB5, Hardy BB2 and Jase BB5. But nearly everyone was making pregame alliances, so what the fuck. Who cares if she wants to go after ladies, I've accepted that fact that that is Janelle and she has her own reasons and let her do it. Damn it James, get the fuck out already!

Now Janelle and Will are in a dark bedroom... alone... talking about Janelle's boyfriend and she is saying how "jealous" he is of her and how he's always checking her phone. Ohh, Janie's boyfriend has "tons of tattoos" and in various colors. Janelle says good night and then Will asks if she wants to still talk. "I'm not convinced that you're in love with him" so says the Doctor. This is like school yard banter that leads to preteen experimentation and probably teen pregnancy. Oh Janie... Oh Will...

Now Janelle asks Will about his girlfriend and he says that he dates women 26 years of age and up but nothing older than him... I think. Guess what? Janelle is FUCKING 26 years old. Funny how that works out. Janelle says her boyfriend is 32, the oldest guy she's ever dated. Now Will says that his relationship outside of this house could really lead to "something" and that he "loves" her.

Both now wonder if they will be dumped after the show and playfully say they will both get addicted to something because they'll be depressed. I say how about a FUCK EACH OTHER alliance outside of the house?

Watching Janelle and Will flirt slash talk is like watching a really long date at a dinner party where neither can go home... ever again.. or at least until Sept 12th when the BB All Stars finale airs.

The time is 2:20 pm in the BB house and George has just belly flopped in the pool for Mike and Danielle's amusement. How boringly fun.

In other house news James is still being an asshole about the POV comp and will need mental help in letting it go. So much for being friends with Janie outside of this house. Maybe Janelle losing the big prize because of his one vote may help me forgive. Who cares really.

Janelle and Danielle have also called a "truce" but for one week. If either gets HOH next week to not go after each other. Danielle said something about floaters and we all know who she was talking about. That skank Erika. She will NOT make it the final 4 as she did her season.

Will has already started his MASTER PLAN on fucking over James. He has told James to be nice to Janelle for the next few days and that Janelle has told him that she's going after Chilltown for what they did to her.

James has also been spotted talking about how he will get to see the Mental Doctor of the house today as well as read his contract to see what his options are for SUING BIG BROTHER and getting everyone to see how Janelle cheated and how he MAY have won had he won POV but come on. There are still 7 people in the house... anyone one of them could have gotten rid of him at anyone point. FUCK him and his nothing lawsuit.

And Danielle has told James that Erika wants to vote out James and keep George. This pisses off James thus calling Erika a "bitch" but he's a bitch as well so whatever. James keeps making worthless comments towards George as if what James says matters at this point. Danielle is going to be so depressed when James leaves... or will she? I think she'll be glad to have been rid of him. She may even vote to evict him!

It seems VETO ceremony has happened and George is up on the block as Janelle has pulled herself off. What a nothing suprise!

The time is 9:30 pm in the BB house and we find George in the kitchen doing George stuff. We have Danielle in the HOH room dancing to Mike's CD. In the backyard Janelle and Will are walking back and forth across the yard for cardio. Mike and Erika are playing pool in the backyard while James showers. Pretty simple stuff.

But earlier in the house James flat out asked Will if he's going to be another "Howie" this week and Will said no. Mike also found out about Danielle and Janelle's "one week truce" and that Danielle will put up Erika and Mike to which Mike isn't so happy to hear. Will also still wants Danielle out next week after James leaves this week.

James is right now in the bathroom brushing his teeth... boring BUT he's without shirt.

August 22nd: It's just after midnight in the BB house and everyone EXCEPT JAMES is in the kitchen playing cards, eating and having fun. And the table is SMALLER. BB switched out the tables yesterday and now there are only 7 chairs.

I've also figured out Will's MASTER PLAN this year. A few days ago I was watching Big Brother 2 shows and noticed that Nicole was the most hated houseguest as the weeks continued. This year Janelle is Will's new Nicole. You see Will did what he could to keep Nicole in the house and finished the game with a hated houseguest. So, of course, he won for that reason on top of others.

If his MASTER PLAN this year keeps going the way he wants then Janelle, Mike and Will will be the final 3. Will will of course throw the last HOH comp and let Mike and Will battle it out. Most likely Janelle will win against Mike and win the final HOH. Since all season long Will has made it clear that he will bow out and let Mike go to the final 2 but Janelle can't stand Mike so she will of course choose Will to go the final 2 with her.

Will will most likely win against Janelle and win Big Brother All Stars. Now comes the question... Should you give the prize to someone who's already won it or to someone who played the game. I highly debatable question that will in turn cause a possibly heated Jury House argument.

The time is 1:20 pm in the BB house and Danielle & Erika are in the red room discussing who to vote out between James and George. We all know Danielle thinks the Legion of Doom alliance is sitll intact because she's trying to get Erika to keep James and vote out George. But we all know no matter what Danielle and Erika do, Will & Janelle have already secretly made a deal to both vote to evict James.

Mike, the current HOH, will be the deciding vote and send out James.

Earlier James mentioned that after George leaves the house will have a meeting about cleaning up after their mess... yeah whatever James, take it to the tropics sequestor house!

The time is 2:30 pm in the BB house and Janelle & Will are attempting to sleep in the bug room. They agree to face each other and lay on their stomachs so they can look at each other. Janelle now requests for a back massage but Will doesn't offer to give one.

Suddenly there's a little game talk whisper quickly followed by laughter from Janelle and a "You're funny" directed towards Will. Cue Audience saying "Ahhhhh"

The time is 3:30 pm in the BB house and James has just told Danielle and Will that he apologizes for his behaviour and has come to realize that "BB" is a "social experiement gone mad" and that he needs to "stop taking it personal". Both James and Danielle say "Thanks BB" while Will says "Eat A Dick".

And guess what, James made a clay figured dick, penis, cock, out of clay and spelled out the words "Eat A Dick" for the fuck of it. Yeah!

The time is 8:20 pm in the BB house and some are inside making tye dyed shirts or whatever the fuck you call them. The others are outside doing other stuff. No fighting. No yelling. Just boredom.

But here's what's happened in the house. Will has admited to Mike that he's playing with Janelle and plans to "ride" her to the end by staying up with her and talking with her. The only thing Will doesn't know is that Janelle told the Diary Room in tonight's episode that she IS MUTHA FUCKING COMING AFTER CHILLTOWN even though she has an "alliance" with them to get everyone else out.

If she gets HOH she WILL put up CHILLTOWN. But then again she could change her mind and actually fucking fall for Will's bullshit fugly charm and not put them up and continue to go after the girls when Janelle should team up with the ladies and George to get rid of Chilltown and put them in the Jury house.

James is still the one to go this week. James was also treated like a fool in tonight's episode because we, the viewers, got to see the POV comp that pissed off James enough to start talking about legal action outside of the house.

Apparently Janelle said "Give it to me" instead of "Gimme that" when both wrestled for a doll that supposely was marked Howie and James failed to mention in his 12 plus hour rant that he DID tell Janelle "Fine, you can have it!". And then she reached for the Marcellas doll before James could get to it and won the POV round fair and square. Looks like James has no lawsuit.

Nasty. The time is 10:40 pm in the BB house and Erika is kissing Mike in the HOH tub. Yuck. Gross. Straight make out sessions. Nasty stuff.

Downstairs in the backyard Danielle and James are still talking as if James will be around next week. They talk about James winning HOH and putting up Janelle. JAMES! Will is this year's MAGGIE. And JANELLE is this year's JAMES. STUPID DUMBASS!

Oh god Erika just shut off the HOH lights and got back into the the HOH tub. Yuck! Funny, BB demanded they turn the lights back on. Damn we know everyone says Erika's game play this year is to kiss ass but now that Mike has HOH is she seriously going to sleep with the white wannabe rapper just to stay in the house. We all get to look down on Erika today. Oh and every time I try to take a screen cap of these two, THE SCREEN CRACKS!

Mike and Erika start talking game a bit. Mike really believes that Will will just bow out of the game. We all know Will is there to win it for himself. He'll use Mike just like he's using every last person. Erika just told Mike "You're cute". And then told Mike that she's really into "Personality" meaning looks don't mean much! Ohhh Mikey, sucker gut punch. Mike likes to refer to himself as a "Character" when women look at him.

Erika now reveals that BB created a POV comp for Alison during season 4's final four end game. Erika felt that the final four shouldn't have had a POV comp. It takes away the power of the HOH but not really. You make someone else the asshole by voting out someone into the Jury House and you're safe all week and you get to play for next week's final HOH. What's not to love about that? If you don't win HOH when you're in the final four then you should have played a better game.

Erika flicked off the camera and BB for that. They continue to talk about her season and their "relationship".

August 23rd: I've been away from the PC most of the day and have yet to check in on the house. From what I can tell James still has some idea that he's staying and almost ready to be voted out. Will & Janelle have kept up the flirt game.

The time is 6:40 pm in the BB house and Will & Mike are talking outside while they workout. Will reveals that his goodbye speech to James had something to do with James saying he was the new version of Will and something about Will being the teacher and not teaching James all his "tricks", whatever. Just send James to the Jury House already so Janie can finally FUCK CHILLTOWN OVER.

She better, last night's episode she claimed to still be after Chilltown, well everyone in the house.

Erika is in the shower inside the house and George is just walking about doing nothing. And now BB has asked Will to "stop singing". Now watching Will workout shirtless just isn't the greatest. After James leaves there really is no one else to screen cap for my gay readers. I'll just have to dip into the archives and bring you more Kaysar & Jase pictures!

Oh what's this? James has told Danielle that he told Janelle that if the vote is 2 on 2 and Mike votes him out then Danielle will have Janelle's back and both go after Chilltown. But if James is voted out by a 3 to 1 vote then Danielle doesn't have her back... regardless the ladies of the house need to tream the fuck up and get Chilltown out one after the other. Simple as that.

Later in the day Mike has told Erika to vote out James so that the vote is 3 to 1 for James to be evicted. They want Danielle to be the only one voting to evict George so that if George by chance wins HOH then he will have some reason to go after Danielle.

My GRAND IDEA of the three ladies getting together to get out Chilltown won't work because of slutastic whorika. Danielle will have been screwed over by Chilltown this week and will join the club of getting screwed over by Chilltown which currenly has one member: Janelle.

All Janelle and Danielle have to do is share information and get George to side with them to go after Chilltown first and Erika last. They'd want to keep Erika for her pussy ass game play because the Jury may possibly not want to award Erika for her kiss ass skank mouth. God I'm so bitchy today!

The time is 9:24 pm in the BB house and everyone except George & Mike are playing cards in the backyard... How fun. Well Mike is watching from a few feet away while he continues to act "black" with his "holla" comments. Will is now throwing out that Janelle was "cheating" while they all played cards... This guy never stops playing the mind fuck game. He feels this will work to his benefit later down the line by always calling Janelle a "cheater".

August 24th: Right now, just before midnight in the BB house James is about to down his 5th "crap" beer and he drinks it in 4 fucking seconds. Janelle, Mike and Will were just playing a game of pool but a game where you eliminate a player and can bring them back if you scratch the white ball... well, Will and Janelle were teaming up on Mike to finally eliminate him and Mike left calling Janelle a "cheater" playfully.

Everyone seems to be having fun. Will even comments to James "Is this is the DNA twist? Is this the cool James twin?" James is started to slur his words as he tells a story about a girl but then BB blocks out the story with flames... James is getting wasted on cheap beer. Janelle also forces a glass of wine down Will's mouth to get him drunk, she wants him a little bit wasted tonight.

Later Janelle and Will find themselves on the red couch in the backyard while the other houseguests play pool. She continues to push wine to his lips as he whispers something in her ear. He now puts a "barrier" between him and her by using pillows from the couch.

Will drops the wine glass getting rid of getting any drunker. Janelle asks why he did that. He then suddenly says "This is fake yard. This is a fake house." And then Danielle comes running over to them and says "We're on TV" and laughs along with Will who grabs her and pulls her into him onto the couch. He wants her to join them and to forget about the game.

Janelle is now trying to get Will to smoke. Janelle nows says to Will "Let's get into the hot tub" and Danielle gets up yelling "Hot Tub" and wants to join them. Will takes off his cloths and then gets on the pool table shirtless. He jumps on it and then BB says "Will, knock it off".

Minutes later Janelle comes out in her "Baywatch" swim suit and Will jumps off the pool table to join her in the hot tub. Suddenly James comes out and demands for more James and then joins the others in the pool. George won't get in and Danielle just sits on the edge eating a bowl of noodles.

BB announces that Danielle needs to change her microphone but then Will pulls her in so that she doesn't have to go exchange it. They all call for Mike who hasn't joined them. Erika and Janelle are on each side of Will who calls this experience "heaven" to which James calls it "hell".

BB nows asks for someone to bring Danielle's dead microphone to the storage room and Georgie jumps at the chance so the youngsters can continue with their fun.

Now Danielle starts a splash war and everyone is pushing water and everyone gets wet and then James gets upset and pops Will in the face- I'm just kidding, nothing exciting happens. Will just did a cannonball and pushed water out of the hot tub. Erika fled the scene for a second and George went to sleep inside the house...

But outside the drunk houseguests start chanting "Chicken George" over and over and over and over and over and over and over but never get his attention. They wonder where the hell Mike is and then all decided to get out wet and head to the HOH room.

All heading upstairs dripping wet and ringing the doorbell over and over and over and over and over again. Now they're all knocking hard at once. James says "Can we come in, we want to tell you about our secret alliance". Will won't let go of the doorbell and says "Eat A Dick". It's actually funny but I doubt none of this will make it on the live show.

After no response they give up except Danielle who rings the doorbell a little longer and then she gives up. They all head back to the hot tub without Mike. Could he be in the Diary Room DRUNK DUMBASSES!

Janelle is the only one that is not in the hot tub and they demand for her to get back in. She says she's "fine" and then Danielle tells Will that she's not getting his attention. They all start singing "You've lost that lovin' feeling".

Oh god, Janelle just got back as James has taken off his shorts with Will throwing them out of the hot tub. After some singing from the houseguests and flames, Erika kisses James on the cheek.

Danielle now suggests everyone to jump in the pool. Everyone follows suit and last to get to the pool is Erika and Will. Will pushes Erika in real nasy and then he starts to grab the "jack shack" pushing to make a diving board but flames come again. I assume BB is telling Will not to do it.

Supposely Danielle's head hurts because Danielle got hurt in the pool. James says he took the "brunt" of it but her head still hurts but she seems okay. She heads inside to take a shower, turns on the water and heads to the green room to get a change of clothes.

When she returns James and Erika are both in the shower, each on one side and Danielle whines that they took her shower. James laughs throwing his wet hat at her. Now Erika has left to let Danielle shower but she won't with James in there.

James says for Danielle to just shower and that he showered with Maggie last year and her dick was "this big" as he holds his hands up wide and far apart.

Soon after James starts to go on April because last year April "prided herself for not letting James and Sarah make it together into sequestor" and then James calls her a cunt and other harsh fun stuff.

Outside later Will is in the main pool now as Janelle has entered the house to take a shower. Danielle finally starts to talk game. She asks whether or not James is staying or not. Will says he is doing whatever Mike wants and that he wants Legion of Doom to remain intact.

Danielle just said that Mike said he's doing whatever you want. Will keeps on talking shit and has already put doubt in Danielle but she continues to try to get Chilltown to agree that they are keeping Danielle. Will finally says that he thinks James is "double dipping" and "selfish" but he and Mike already planned to tell people this so that it gave CT a reason to vote James out.

Now she wants Chilltown to tell her that they are voting out James because she doesn't want another "Howie" situation and to just tell her up front that he's going. James now comes out and tells Will that the Diary Room wants to talk to Will now. It seems BB is a bit upset with Will's actions.

Back inside Will and Janelle head into the Diary Room... together. What's this? James and Danielle are now in the gym talking about next week. James still THINKS he is staying this week and that he'll get HOH this Thursday and then put up James and Mike and if Janelle doesn't win POV then he'll backdoor her. If she does win POV then they will send Erika home... but little does James know that he's going home this week.

James is now in the green room telling Erika that he lied to both Janelle and Will about BB wanting them in the Diary Room. LOL. Now let's thanks tigershere for the YouTube video of tonight's antics! [at the end of the video Janelle forces a lip smack on Will]

The time is 12 pm in the BB house and everyone is up and now on an outside lockdown.

But just before they all headed out... Guess what... JAMES IS FUCKING GOING HOME!

Mike and Will just pulled Danielle into the gym and told her that they want to get rid of James. She doesn't fight it and says the usual "you do what you got to do". Now here's where Chilltown gets stupid.

They are putting faith in Janelle with hope that she'll win HOH and go after other people in the house besides Chilltown. She won't, she's coming after Chilltown or more Mike Boogie.

During the outside lockdown right now Will and Mike are in the corner of the yard whispering game. Everyone else is playing cards and just enjoying the lockdown but these 2 are talking game. Everyone can see that. Someone from Chilltown is leaving next week. Mark my words!

Ohhh BB just called out for houseguests not to talk about their votes. The only people talking game are Chilltown. FUCKING IDIOTS. Mike even tried to ask the other people across the yard if they were talking about "votes". Now Mike is upset that some "stupid fucking" person fucks up HIS game by hitting that button. FUCK YOU MIKE.

The time is 8:40 pm in the BB house and Lots has happened. Here we go. Marcellas finally made it to the Jury House and bitched about everything. Howie joined him and then pissed of Marcellas by calling him "Marci" but when Marci told Howie not to call him that Howie then called him Marjealous. Funny!

Just before the live show, literally minutes before, James was in the gym trying to get Mike to promise that he wasn't going to evict James if the vote came 2-2. Will then gave James hope that he wasn't leaving because Will said he was only doing what he was doing to make "good tv".

When the vote went live, Janelle, Will and Erika all voted out James. 3-1. James left with no drama and just hugs all around. Whatever! This is All Stars, not 3 seasons ago!

HOH comp came and Erika mutha fucking won! NOOOOO. This was the week someone from Chilltown was suppose to go. FUCK Kaysar for allowing CT to last this long. He should have put them up and sent one out. I blame Kaysar.

After the live show Danielle and Mike chat to which Danielle says she is after Will's ass. It also seems that Erika and Danielle both want Will gone. Erika getting rid of Will is obvious so she can have Mike all to herself. Danielle wants revenge.

Erika got a crappy 60's retro fugly flower room. They also keep talking as if they are a "team".

Outside Will and Mike are talking about what to do. They talk about getting on Erika's good side by telling her she's still with Chilltown even though she isn't and getting her to nominate Danielle with Janelle. They are also fearful that if Erika doesn't nominate Chilltown this week then Danielle will know something is up and that Erika is aligned with Chilltown. Everyone then eats dinner in the dining room.

Later Erika and Danielle are back in the HOH and are now talking. Danielle wants to know if George wins POV, will he take off Janelle. They start talking about other possibilites of other houseguests but nothing sounds like what Erika really wants to do.

Oh wait, what's this? Both agree that the either Will, George or Janelle "goes" this week. Meaning out of those 3, 2 will be nominated and 1 will be the replacement nominee if another uses POV.