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August 31, 2006
Big Brother All Stars . Week Eight

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August 25th: In the late evening hours just after midnight we find Erika in the HOH room chatting with Mike about nominations. It seems Erika wants to put up George and Janelle. If either gets POV and takes themselves off then Will goes up.
Of course Mike doesn't like this plan and wants Erika to put up Danielle if this happens. Erika won't. She tells Mike that he has Will and she has Danielle. If Danielle is put up and goes out then she will have on one.
Now Erika asks Mike if both members of Chilltown make it the final 2 will Mike pick Will over her. He gives a half ass answer that isn't yesr and isn't no. Hmm.. could Erika be thinking about putting up both members of Chilltown??? Doubt it. She was making out with Mike again later that night in the HOH room. YUCK.
The time is 1:20 pm in the BB house and Danielle is showering in the HOH room while Erika bathes in the HOH tub. Both are talking about nominations and final four. It seems Erika wants Chilltown in the final four with her and Danielle. Sooo... that means Janelle and George are the targets this week. If one of them comes off the block then Will goes up and the other goes home over Will. Why does everyone want to take Chilltown to the finals???
Well Danielle has now left HOH room and in comes Will. She flat out tells him that Janelle and George are going up as planned earlier and that if either comes off with POV then Will goes home- I mean up. He goes up on the block if someone uses POV.
Will now says that he wants to see a final four of him, Mike, Erika and George. He also says that next week he wants for them to get Danielle out. Interesting. What the hell is Will doing? He now tells Erika that Janelle "can't win POV" but we all know Will & Mike are going to make sure Janelle win POV if they have anything to do with it. So will Big Brother. They'll all fix it so that Janelle doesn't go anywhere this week.
The time is 6:40 pm in the BB house and Erika has made her stupid nominations. Janelle and George on the block. Janelle is the obvious choice but George? Why not Will?!?!? This would force Mike to keep Will in the game over Janelle.
Janelle, Will and Mike are already talkinga about winning POV and getting Janelle off the block so that if Will goes up they have voting power. If neither Janelle or George wins, guess who has fucking voting power again this week... Chilltown. They control who goes out this week. Erika should had put one of them up to prevent this power they have but every fucking week some DUMBASS houseguest gives them power.

August 26th: The time is 2 pm in the BB house and Danielle has come out of the Diary Room after talking to the head doctor and has realized that Will... "is the devil"!!!!
Dani from BB3 is back! FUCK YEAH. Now Danielle is working on Erika this week to get rid of Will! HOLY DOCTOR SHIT! Could this really be happening???
She's right now in the HOH room with Erika telling her that she's going to "scum bag" Chilltown! Wow. Oh damn it. Janelle is still the target because they think Janelle gives Will power. FUCK. But if Janelle gets HOH, expect Will or Mike to be this week's new target. Oh how "scandalous". Danielle nows says that all she has to do is win HOH next but God knows when that's going to happen.
"Unite... the bitch is back" proclaims Danielle to Erika. "It's On".
Little does Danielle know that Erika is secretly working with Chilltown to get out Danielle this week. IF Will does win POV this week he will pull off George thus causing Erika to put up Danielle with Chilltown sending her home. WOW. God Erika is so stupid. Why keep Chilltown as a power of 2 into the final four? I mean WHY FUCKING WHY?
Later Danielle, still in the HOH, is telling Erika that she can't lie anymore in this game. So when Erika hears this she quickly asks why James and her were so "together". Danielle paused for a bit... you could tell she was almost ready to tell the whole truth but then started on some bullshit in the game that she nominated James and lied about what she told him and how he threw POV to let her win was such a gesture that she felt the need to protect James.
Danielle also tells Erika that James called her before the All Star game started and supposely told Danielle that he told he was coming after her because she's such a great player. But others outside of the house believe Danielle and James had a secret alliance going into the house. Who really knows or cares anymore since James is now gone from the house.
Oh Erika's such a bitch. She is telling Danielle that it made the most "sense" to kick out James last week and Danielle quickly reasons with the bitch that Danielle and James were tight and that Erika would have been the "3rd wheel" and that wasn't "fair" to Erika. BULLSHIT. Calling BULLSHIT. Erika is with Mike, isn't Danielle a "3rd wheel" to Erika now?
Damn these housguests.... DAMN THEM TO BB HELL!!!!
Now Danielle's MASTER PLAN is to tell Chilltown some bullshit about "scum baggin" but no one is aware that this Thursday is a Double Eviction...
The time is 8:40 pm in the BB house and everyone is playing POV! For a few hours the houseguests have been hearing loud banging and hammering, something BIG is being built outside for tonight's POV comp.
Erika wants to win it to keep the nominations the same. Danielle wants to win it and get Erika to put up Will. Will and Mike want to win it because they want control and the option to save Janelle this week. Janelle wants to win it so that she can stay another week. George wants to win it so that he can save Janelle... or I assume. Erika may have threaten George that if he does win POV and uses it on Janelle that he will be the one going home.

August 27th: Part 1 Finally the POV comp has ended just before midnight, almost 2 hours long. And guess what?!?!? Guess fucking what?!?!? Come on... Fucking Guess!
Janelle won POV!!! And Will just said "At least it's Christmas tomorrow" meaning their luxury prize of having Christmas BB style is going to happen later today.
Oh please, Danielle just came up to Janelle in the green room and "seriously" hugged her. "You'll see my Diary Room" says Danielle. Now Erika comes and hugs Janelle in the hallway in front of the storage room. Whatever bitch.
George now went into the storage room and hugs Janelle and then she says "it was close". Wonder who almost got it. Anyways Danielle is now up in the HOH room begging for Erika to come up to "talk". God Danielle, hold the fuck back and just wait the fuck up! I'm a big fan of Dani this season but hold the fuck up girl!
Downstairs in the bug room Mike and Will talk to Erika about getting out Danielle. They can't waste this week by getting out George. Erika sits pondering this. Chilltown talk over each other and take turns and just spit out bullshit to get Erika to do what's best FOR THEM! Erika's a dumbass bitch is she listens to them but SOMEONE has to break up Chilltown.
These houseguests need to send someone from Chilltown home because if Chilltown is in the final 3 and one of them wins the final HOH then the other member goes into the final 2 leaving all other STUPID houseguests in the jury and at home. ALL IDIOTS if Chilltown keeps going to the final 2. Will says that with Danielle gone that HE can "battle Janelle one on one" and then leaves the bug room.
Mike and Erika start talking. She asks Mike if he "really" thinks getting rid of Danielle is a better idea than getting rid of Will. He says "NO" in a loud ass whisper. She now asks Mike if they get to the final 3 including herself and CT, is Mike going to take Will to the final 2. Mike, the idiot he is, doesn't tell her yes or NO and says that when "we" get there we will have a "conversation... down the road". She tells Mike that his loyalty is to "him" meaning Will. Will comes back in and they head back into the house.
Looks like Will is going up if I my reading people is correct.
Erika goes into the storage room to have a quick chat with Danielle. Danielle quickly asks "What's the plan"? And then she asks "You're not putting me up"? to which Erika quickly and I mean quickly answers "No". I think Erika is going to fuck over Chilltown... She'd better!
If Danielle goes up... I think we are finally FINALLY finally going to get a bitch cat cunt fight between Danielle and Erika, Erika being the one crying as Danielle screams at her. I can't wait.
Chilltown is holding a secret meeting in the gym going over the "what if" shit and "let's do this" bullshit. Will is trying to tell Mike on what to tell Erika when... Danielle walks in. They stop talking and say "it isn't good" and Danielle keeps asking "why?". Will changes the subject saying that Janelle will win. I'd call Will on changing the subject and to answer her "Why" question.
Mike leaves the gym as Will talks to Danielle as if George is the one to leave this week. Whatever! Oh God, Danielle now says "the only one she really won" was this one meaning the POV comp. Danielle isn't giving Janelle props for everything in the game. Same goes to you Bitch, you ain't won shit! Everything handed to you on a rusty platter!
Will says he life goal now is to get out Janelle. Whatever! Danielle now says if "you" go up then we got the votes to send home George. Now Danielle says that if she's in the final 2 with Janelle, she's "bringing all that up" meaning Everything that was handed to Janelle. Bitch.
What's this? Now Erika is talking with Janelle on what to do. There's talk of getting out Danielle this week and Janelle says that if she gets HOH she will go after Chilltown. Erika is still toying around the idea of screwing Danielle or sending Will to the Jury house.
Erika again asks Janelle if Danielle or Will leave this week. Janelle says Mike. Janelle says Will sucks at comps but Erika says he's throwing them. Janelle doesn't believe he is. Janelle keeps pushing for Danielle to be "scum bagged" this week. Erika brings up that Danielle voted to keep her 3 times this season and maybe she owes her.
Janelle now says Danielle almost bet Janelle this week in the POV comp by only 20 seconds!
Erika says Mike will be mad if Will is sent home this week and if Danielle goes, no one will be mad. Erika says "Oh my God, I have to put her up". Damn it! Again Chilltown fucking gets away with another week of no worries and more voting power. STUPID DUMBASS BITCHES!
Now Janelle says Danielle always goes after the HOH to get them to promise that she won't be put up when the current HOH kinda does want to put her up. Erika reveals that Danielle already did that to her downstairs. Janelle now doesn't believe Mike will win the show if he's in the final 2 but Erika believes Will could win because people "respect" him.
Erika just said it really makes her nervous to leave 2 of them together in the house this week. Janelle keeps pushing that IF she wins HOH this week, one of them will go. BULLSHIT. Well maybe not, Janelle tells Erika that she doesn't like Mike and she doesn't like how they treated her, especially Mike.
"Leaving those 2 together is dangerous" says Erika about Chilltown. But Janelle says that they have 3 weeks to get them out. Janelle is so obvious now that she wants Danielle, her competition, out and in the jury house. I still believe Erika will put up Will since he's so unafraid of going up and leaving the house. Or so he says.
The best plan Will can come up with this week is to tell Erika to put him up and have Danielle and Mike vote out George making everyone come to a truce to go after Janelle next week. We all know Will won't but it's about tricking Hoika into doing what they want.
Janelle leaves and Erika calls in Mike to the HOH room. Mike says that George will be the dumbass of this season who didn't do shit, him and Will will be the assholes, Erika is the big floater of the season and Janelle & Danielle are the front runners to win the show because both of them were "robbed" of their seasons. Interesting.
Erika calls Will a "dangerous player" to which Mike laughs at. Okay, I'm done with this. It will be back and forth forever and a day with Erika until she has to stand up and say who she's going to nominate at the VETO ceremony.
Oh wait, Erika just told Mike that she's afraid of leaving both members of Chilltown in the end because she doesn't want to be the "Diane" of this season with them saying "bros before hoes". Funny! Mike says that if Danielle wins the final HOH she will take Mike over her but who really knows who the final 3 will be. It could be anyone. This is the type of shit you don't listen to when you're HOH.
OHHHh Erika is now telling Mike that she doesn't want to be that "fool" like when Janelle was HOH and they tricked her into putting up Marcellas and sending him home. Mike keeps spewing bullshit so we'll have to see what Erika does. And he does try to scare Erika into imagining that Danielle, him, her and Janelle are in the final four... A "scary" thought according to him.
Mike's MASTER PLAN is to have Erika put up Danielle, then Chilltown will take her aside and tell her they are voting out George, then when the live voting happens, they scumbag her and then 60 seconds later she's out the door and Erika can play innoncent in all of this by telling Danielle on the way out that she didn't know.
Erika really needs to think about the 3 women in the house. All three were "robbed" of their seasons, Will already won it, Mike never came close and George is just George. She really should help get all three girls to the end but Erika wants to take Mike to the final 2, no matter what.
Oh Snap, Erika just asked Mike AGAIN if she gets to the final 2 with Will and Mike, will Mike take her to the final 2. He won't answer yes or no. She tells him it is a "yes or no question". Mike keeps from commiting to Erika as final 2 which may blow up in his face with Erika sending Will home this week.
Erika now tells Mike that she said she would take her to the final 2. Mike says she's lying but Erika doesn't think Danielle is because with Danielle in the final 2 against anyone, she will win it.Mike keeps pushing that Danielle is the one to go home.
Great. Will has come up to the HOH room and Erika says that she OWES Chilltown for staying in the game this long and she doesn't want to be the one to send Danielle out but she's going to have to. FUCKING bitch... Another week Chilltown goes untouched.
Will just slipped about something and Erika asks if they have a deal with Danielle. THEY DID but they lie to Erika telling her Danielle is saying she has a deal with everyone. Wow, ERIKA you dumb BITCH, you getting played!
Will and Mike keep telling Erika that if Will goes home this week then Erika still has 2 girls in the game... but that's the FUCKING exact same thing as having both members of Chilltown in the game.
All Erika has to think is she has more than one connection to gettnig taken to the final 2. George may take Erika. Danielle may take Erika. Mike may take Erika... But Janelle and Will will not take Erika. They will take each other. With Janelle unable to go home right now, that leaves Will. How simple is that???
Will just said that he will throw the game away if they are the final 3. Erika once again asks Mike and he finally agrees to take Erika to the final 2. Will says he will go to the jury house, "do my thing" and then vote. But what Erika doesn't know is that Will will do his "thing" on getting the Jury to vote for Mike to win the game, NOT ERICKA.
DUMB BITCH. Again I say it. DUMB BITCH.
The time is 1:10 pm in the BB house and everyone is asleep. Why are they asleep... because they had CHRISTMAS earlier!
Supposely Neil Patrick Harris was there for Will, he ate slop and AND AND Erika told Mike "Did you know he's gay, right?" Neil Patrick Harris is gay??? I had no idea or cared to know but okay.
Now Janelle and Will are lying in the same bed and held hands... people online are like "they're in love" but I'm just "keep mind fucking each other".
The time is 3 pm in the BB house and Erika has asked something of Janelle. She wants Janelle to put up Mike and George if Janelle wins HOH this week. Erika says she will vote out Mike and Will will vote out George making it a tie. Janelle will be the tie breaker... Janelle says deal and that she herself wants to be the one to get rid of Mike...
But BUT but this plan will once again backfire on Janelle. Stupid stupid Janelle, that is if she does this. Erika and Will will vote out George thus again having Chilltown that now includes Erika to screw over Janelle and sending out another person who is aligned with her and making the final four 3 against 1. Oh Stupid stupid stupid Janelle, that is if she wins and does what Erika wants.
Well it's MUTHA FUCKIN official. Erika has just told Danielle that she can't beat her in the finals and that she is going up. Erika then cried old woman tears while Danielle said that she "understands" and then later says to herself that she should have kept Marcellas.
Janelle is now in the bathroom area with Danielle as Janelle discusses why she voted out James. Danielle keeps saying "all right" and "okay" and "you don't have to apologize" bullshit. Danielle, if you want an answer, hear it all out, don't fucking interrupt someone in the middle of their reasoning.
It seems now Danielle has no chance of staying this week. Well maybe she does if she can get Will to vote out George..but I highly doubt it. Bye Dani, Thanks for playing a horrible game and trusting Chilltown.
Now Danielle has told Janelle of the news of her going up. Janelle says she's "sorry" and asks what was the reason. Danielle tells her that Erika feels she can't beat her in the end and says "it's fine".
What the fuck Danielle, go up to the HOH room and tell Erika to put up Mike. This would force Will to fight to get rid of George thus making everyone that are true ALL STARS left in the game to fight it out. What the fuck is up with Danielle quitting like this. No fight left in her?
Danielle now goes to the bug room to talk to George or maybe a bug on the wall that she finds this unbelievable that she's going out like this. She says Will, Janelle or Mike won't vote for her and that she tells BB to call her to the Diary Room. They don't.
Danielle is back in the bathroom now flooding Janelle with compliments... I can see right through her because this girl is trying to get Janelle to throw Danielle a vote to stay this week. Now Janelle asks who she should go after so Danielle pulls her into the gym to talk
Danielle starts to go off about Erika to Janelle about not to trust Erika and that she lied to her about telling her that she "safe". Danielle now regrets not aligning with Janelle sooner and that George is the only one Janelle can trust.
Danielle says now that she "lost" because of "personal feelings" and she is not going to vote this year on "personal feelings". She now says that Erika has scumbagged her but she's not going to hold it against her. What the fuck?
Danielle now says that she wished she "never ever believed in her" meaning Erika. Janelle keeps saying "sorry" over and over and hugging her but we all know Janelle wants Danielle out.
Now Danielle is telling George in the red room and he's about to break into tears!!! Danielle tells him that "you'll be fine". Ohhh Danielle on an Erika smear campaign telling him not to trust Erika. Wow. Danielle pulls in Janelle and tells them both to work with each other.
They all now scatter back into the house and George mutters to himself that he never wants to do this again. Funny man George.
Where the fuck is Erika? Oh wait, she's in the backyard with Mike laughing while Danielle plays cards with Janelle in the backyard red couches. That laugh must make Danielle's blood boil... cat fight... here we come.
The time is 5:25 pm in the BB house and Danielle is passing by Will in the living room telling him that Erika thinks that she is going after Chilltown. Danielle is still working on staying this week but according to Chilltown Danielle is no longer part of the game.
Will jokes about getting into a time machine to go back in time to stop Janelle's parents from creating her or to stop Janelle from applying for Big Brother. Oh Willie! Danielle keeps on the Erika bashing rant with Will saying her "word" doesn't mean anything.
Will just lied to Danielle when she asked why Erika has decided to put up her. He says he never had that "conversation" with her... Oh Danielle, I love to repeat this but THAT'S what you get for trusting Chilltown.

August 28th: Just before midnight we find Will and Janelle playing cards in the bug room. It seems Will is trying to get Janelle to scum bag Erika next week. Why oh why do these IDIOT houseguests allow Chilltown to fuck them all? Why is no FUCKING information being traded with a "oh my god, he told me that too" realization.
Earlier the Fuck Each Other Alliance, Will, Mike, Janelle and Erika were all in the HOH room. Janelle and Mike were playing in the bathroom while Will sat on the big chair with Erika sitting on the bed. Suddenly Janelle sits on the big chair with Will and Mike lays down on Erika's bed. I mean what the fuck is up with this picture?
Anyways more stuff happened earlier. Danielle actually cried to George about Erika's scumbag move that has yet to happen. It also looks like Erika has no more sympathy for getting Danielle out. Will has told Erika that Danielle is calling this move "scum bagging" to which Erika brushed off-
FUCK. As I was typing Danielle is having it out with Erika right now. Telling her how she believed in "you" and when Erika starts talking Danielle says "whatever" and she then tells Erika that "I had your FUCKING back". Erika keeps telling her that she can't beat Danielle.
Now Erika says that people are telling her that Danielle had deals going on behind Erika's back
but um.. EVERYONE had deals behind everyone's back. INCLUDING ERIKA. HypocritBTICH.
Danielle now threatrens that she won't have her vote if she sends her out. She keeps saying despite what people are saying "I had your back" and now calls it "ultimate betrayal". Ohhh Danielle just called Erika her "Jason" this season when we all know James was her "Jason" of this season.
Now Danielle starts asking Erika for examples of what she did to her behind her back. Erika of course won't tell her. Danielle keeps telling Erika that she's "stupid" and that she'll be here "by herself" to which Erika keeps saying "nothing has happened yet".
Danielle now throws what Erika said to her when Erika won HOH, she told Danielle "you are safe". Erika now says "why are these people telling me all this stuff you said and did" but Erika, YOU'RE GUILTY OF THE SAME FUCKING THING! Sorry back to the arguement with loads of drunken Dani cussing!
"It hurts" says Danielle about being scum bagged. Her voice cracking. WOW camera has pulled back and George is sitting near the hot tub listening to EVERYTHING. Wow. Erika keeps up her same OLD argument that she can't beat Danielle in the finals. [Um.. Erika can't beat anyone in the house. Get over yourself Cunt.]
Ohh Danielle is finally shedding tears as she pushes words out. "Damn, I believed in her" are the words Dani told the Diary Room. Erika lowers her head while Danielle talks a mile a minute. Finally Danielle is back to asking why Erika "questioned" Danielle's "heart".
Erika doesn't answer but her tears when she told Danielle that she might go up was answer enough than actually being on the block. Erika lowers her head again and Danielle demands that she look at her. "Oh my god" says Erika.
Danielle cries again saying that Erika should had let her go week one because she would have never done this to Erika. Danielle says she's getting on the block because of "you" and leaving Thursday because of "you".
Danielle has been smoking up a storm when she usually smokes behind the outside couch, away from the cameras. Erika asks Danielle is she here to "win" and Danielle says "not at this point, no". Danielle keeps saying that she swore on her kids that she wouldn't do Erika wrong and had her back.
Erika asks Danielle to stop saying "whatever" when she says "I haven't done anything yet". Erika now says that Danielle has been doing other stuff in the house... but so has Erika so that excuse means nothing to nobody. What hurts most to Danielle is that if Janelle or Chilltown got her out this week then so be it but it is Erika who's doing it and "it hurts".
Oh yeah, Danielle doesn't deny doing stuff behind Erika's back because she's doing what she had to do to make sure that her and Erika make it to the final 2. But Erika, thanks to Chilltown, believes everything was done not to her benefit. Danielle now says that both of them told each other, "you'll be my Jason and you'll be my Jack". [Thanks TRD for the video]
Erika finally gets up and says she'll be back. George tells Danielle "good night".
Guess where Erika goes. To the bug room to tell Will who immediately says "she has to go". FUCK Erika, put up WILL! Will now asks "so you're not going to put her up?" and she wants to talk to Will. Erika- wait DUMBASS Erika is telling Will "I don't know what to do".
She wants Will to talk to her and not Mike. Will says Danielle is "full of shit" and Erika asks "is she?" GOD DAMN IT. Now she's talking with Will in the HOH room saying she can't do this to Danielle and wants to send out George. Will is against this and keeps feeding Erika bullshit about Danielle.
Will keeps saying "it's the best thing for you right now, in this game and in your life". Oh god. Why is Erika listening to Will and trusting him??? Everything he says Danielle is guilty of, HE is guilty of as well. Why isn't Erika calling him out on anything? FUCKIN BITCH.
Will just said "If you don't put her up you're not being loyal to your alliance, and worst to your instincts and yourself". Oh come the fuck on! Erika, are you really buying this shit? God, if Danielle goes home this week then I'm all for Chilltown fucking over Erika. Tick tock tick tock tick tock... how many seconds left until this cunt gets fucked?
Will has gone on for over 20 minutes of bullshit. And Erika is agreeing, never questioning him about anything or his intentions as to why Danielle is guilty of everything. Erika should have thrown it in Will's face that you keep saying each week that you want to leave, so leave this week.
WOW. Danielle is now upstairs ringing the HOH doorbell, over and over and over. Will is signaling for Erika to not answer the door. Wow... what a bitchy move Erika. Low down dirty Bitch cunty move. Will just said "she's crazy" and did the finger to the temple thing.
Will has just pulled Erika into the HOH bathroom so that she won't hear the doorbell as much. Both are laughing while Danielle knocks on the door and continues to ring the doorbell. Will keeps making Erika the cunt laugh by saying "let her do it all night".
Danielle is now trying to open the door calling out for Erika. God I hope Danielle sits there and waits for Will to come out. Great, now Erika just said what Will was saying because she has nothing original to say. Erika just said that Danielle is "crazy".
George is up now asking what's going on. Danielle won't give up. Janelle and Mike are now awake talking in the dark. Janelle tries to send Mike to find out what's going on. Back upstairs Will keeps telling Erika not to go to the door... but why Does Erika keep listening to Will?
Erika is still stuck in the house for four days until eviction, she can't keep the HOH door locked forever. Danielle now says "it is what it is" and leaves the house but goes outside to be on her own.
Janelle finally comes outside and starts talking to Danielle to find out what's happening. Danielle starts spilling. Janelle is shocked that Danielle won't give Erika her vote now.
Man oh man this week is going to be FUCKING good! If Erika puts up Danielle expect the cat figths to get bloody and viscious!
Will is still in the HOH room talking with Erika. More like mind fucking her. He keeps telling her that Danielle goes up to people after they win HOH and ask if she's safe. But this time, this week ERIKA FUCKING told Danielle right after the HOH comp that "you are safe". Not the other way around. Well Danielle did end up asking for reassurance but Erika said it first. I mean Why can't people argue properly in this house?
Back downstairs Danielle is telling both Janelle and George that if Chilltown makes it the final 3, they are taking each other, and no one else. She now asks outloud "Why keep Chilltown and not me?" Will upstairs is telling Erika that Danielle is "emotionally blackmailing" her.
Danielle just told George outside that the last few seasons of Big Brother people only lost by one vote. ONE VOTE. Erika better think about that according to Danielle.
Great, Will is now sleeping with Erika in the HOH room to keep up his mind fuck of Erika. Make a note guys, Erika is easy as fuck. She's stupid, easy to manipulate, easy to take advantage of. Again, Why not break up Chilltown?
Erika just said she's not going to change her mind about Danielle. She just "doesn't want to deal with her". So Will has yet again mind fucked Erika to keep the decision to get rid of Danielle. But Danielle also kinda did this to herself. There was a better way to approach Erika but Danielle kinda fucked herself up. So I blame everyone except George cause he's just there.
Danielle just said "fuck you" towards Erika's reasoning when venting to Janelle outside. I can't wait for a FUCK YOU to Erika's face. Danielle now tells Janelle that you have George. Chilltown has each other. Erika will be alone. She now says Danielle "set her up" on the HOH spider comp to do the "dirty work".
"I'm not here to give the money to people who hid behind people" says Danielle. You guys and gals reading this... this is only day fucking 1. We still got Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday and Thursday's live show for Erika to get Danielle's wrath! Yeah for us!
Danielle just called Chilltown the "Rob & Amber of Big Brother All Stars". She says Will has done a great job at manipulating people and Mike has won HOH, they've done their "job" at this game and deserve to win the game. So why didn't you fucking tell all this to Erika earlier??? DUMBASS.
Right when I just typed DUMBASS, Danielle called Erika a "dumbass". Funny! Danielle now says that she will give Erika a hug, say she loves her but tells her she won't vote to her. Live on thursday's eviction. WOW.
Danielle finally gets up to go to bed. I guess everyone is calling it a night.
The time is 1 pm in the BB house and Erika is talking with George in the kitchen. Danielle is outside by herself mumbling to herself. George is supporting Erika's decision TO PUT DANIELLE ON THE BLOCK!
Wow. The Cunt actually fucked her friend over in the game. I mean they are all fucking each other but damn...
Earlier, before the VETO ceremony, Will kept on talking to Erika getting her to keep her mind set on putting up Danielle. He keeps throwing "emotionally blackmailed" in her face. What an asshole. He's "mind fucking" her and she thinks he's her friend. Stupid bitch.
It seems later in the morning Will is getting Mike to not vote for Danielle because Janelle may give Dani a sympathy vote and if Mike gives one also then Danielle stays. Will wants her gone. Will wants all the strong players out and to keep all the weak players.
Danielle has also told Janelle to take Erika to the final 2 because she can can against her. Will has already started lying to Danielle that he's voting to keep her. And I ask again, WHY THE FUCK DO PEOPLE PUT TRUST IN CHILLTOWN? Kaysar????
Danielle also confronted Erika after the VETO ceremony this morning but it was the same ol' song and dance from last night.
Right now George and Erika are talking about "cold" crap. BORRING. Imagine these 2 as the final 2. In Danielle's words "Unbelievable".
Why or why didn't Danielle ever argue that Will has already won a game. Send him to the jury house. Give everyone else a chance. Why are people so stupid in the house?
The time is 6 pm in the BB house and everyone is in the kitchen cooking up a storm...except Erika. She is on the HOH balcony, lying on her stomach, her ugly head looking down through the balcony edge. Why? Fuck if I know.
But earlier in the day Danielle has gone to Will and asked him if he's "scum bagging" her this week. He said no. He is telling Danielle that she's safe and she somewhat believes it but is expecting to get fucked by Chilltown.
And get this... CHILLTOWN WANTS ERIKA OUT next week, more so Will wants Erika out. They were in the storage room and said they want these people out in this order. Danielle this week. Erika next. Janelle next. George last leaving Chilltown in the final 2. Oh God, if this happens, what a waste of an All Star season. What a fuckin' Waste.
The time is 9:25 pm in the BB house and Danielle is talking with Erika on the HOH bed. I believe Danielle has finally come to terms with the great possibility that she is leaving Thursday. She still doesn't believe that she would win this game against Erika but even Danielle knows she will win so "it is what it is".
Danielle now jokes "at least I can hang out with the boys" meaning James, Marcellas and Howie in the Jury House. Minutes later she asks Erika if she lined up with Danielle, and Erika mutters a yes. "Smart move" says Danielle.
Erika still hopes Danielle can see this "move" as a good one but of course Danielle will never see this as a good move because it involves her going out. Danielle keeps telling Erika to take Janelle to the end and that Danielle may give Erika a vote in the end, that is if she makes it, based on her answer to her Jury Member question.
I haven't seen a more fake conversation since Will last uttered a word in the house. Erika keeps saying the same ol' spiel that no one can beat Danielle in the end. They wonder what the "internet" is saying, WHAT WE'RE FUCKING SAYING IS THAT YOU SHOULD HAVE SENT WILL OUT THIS WEEK BECAUSE HE'S ALREADY WON THE FUCKING GAME. dumb HOH bitch. Stupid.

August 29th: Nothing much is happening in the BB house after midnight. Everyone is playing cards on the kitchen table. But if you want to know about Danielle going Awf on Erika, check this post's archives for August 28th's post!
What's this? Just after the poker game Danielle told Mike that Erika is in a secret alliance with Janelle! Ohhh... playing dirty girl, 'bout time!
Mike takes this information to Will who then says Erika couldn't keep her mouth shut. More like a test because Will tells Mike that he told Janelle to go to Erika and make a secret alliance. This shows or proves to Will & Mike that Erika can not be trust and is the DEFINITE target for next week.
For everyone who hates to see Danielle go out of the game like this... Erika is getting hers very very soon by Chilltown. And no one as yet to figure out that this week is a double eviction week with Thursday everything happening in one hour. Or so I assume.
The time is 2:30 pm in the BB house and we find Mike sleeping outside, Erika sleeping in the HO room, that's right I purposely did not put the "H" in and Danielle & George are in the kitchen chit chatting about nothing. Oh wait, hold the presses, Mike just got up and is heading inside the fucking house.
Earlier Danielle cried again. She also just said "I'm loosing my mind. The most stressful situation I've ever been in in my entire life". Other than that, nothing exciting has happened.
Oh wait, Later, much later BB gave the houseguests their 5 star dinner. Erika and Janelle got ready in the HOH bathroom, then later they all went outside to some crappy table and had their 5 star dinner.

August 30th: Just after midnight Janelle and Will were at the 5 star dinner table with the rest of the houseguests whispering crap and bullshit in each other's ears. Suddenly they go up to the HOH room and get under the covers... and GUESS WHAT.
The fucking camera switch to the hot tub outside and away from the HOH room where SUPPOSELY Janelle and Will are doing some sex stuff... I said Suppposely. This is where the live show will show them going up to the HOH room and then supposely there's no footage for us to see and everyone will keep asking for yearys to come "what happened in that HOH room".
Reality TV bullshit done a million times over. [Thanks again to TRD for the video]
Also Danielle has SUPPOSELY forgiven Erika but keeps muttering to herself out she's leaving Thursday and her game is over because of 23 seconds aka the VETO comp. Remember how Danielle was talking about ending Will's game, now she's got a whole new plan. She's telling Erika that she won't win against Will and to get him out now. Don't take him to the final 2 if Erika makes it. If Danielle is going out, she's going out fightin'.
Oh gross, Erika and Mike have gone up to the bathroom to kiss and get ready for bed. They eventually make it to a twin size bed and do "stuff" under the sheets. Straight sex, yuck!
What's this, they get fed up and want their HOH room, or Erika does. They go upstairs to get back their room and then all four: Janelle, Will, Mike and Erika get in the bed... funny moment ruined by Erika demanding they get out. They do.
The time is 4:40 pm and George's highly annoying laugh is heard loud and clear. What's that I hear under the laugh, "cancel the feeds", no it's just George laughing louder than anyone can handle.
I'm sorry if I'm a bitter queen but this final 6 sucks. Only one member of Chilltown should still be in the house. Erika should've been gone. George should've been gone. Nakomis should have still been in the game. Alison should still be in the game. Hardy should have been in a romantic relationship with Kaysar in the house. Fuck this show. But back to reporting because as much as I hate it right now, I FUCKING love it.
Right now Danielle is talking with George outside about the game. Upstairs Will is working yet again over on Erika telling her selective pieces of information but never the whole picture. How does Erika not catch onto Will's bullshit by him always, always telling Erika what she wants to hear.
I know exactly what Will is doing, or I'm assuming. He's telling Erika all this mind blowing yet selective information so that when Erika goes to the Jury House she will still be blown away by Will's gameplay and give him the money no matter who's he against in the final 2. Will is so arrogant that he will make it the final two, it's so transparent. And whenever Erika brings up a point during their HOH conversation, Will always agrees with her and tells her she's right. That's right Will, keep mind fucking Erika. She deserves it HARD.
Surprise surprise surprise, Erika still wants Janelle out when weeks back she was bitchin' about Janelle wanting to be the last woman standing. Cunt.
Earlier Danielle has already packed her suitcase. And Mike was also whining like a cunt about how he didn't get everything he wanted when he was HOH.
The time is 10:40 pm in the BB house and guess who has control over the HOH room... Will & Mike. They are talking about the game. There's talk of mind fucking George next week if he wins HOH and there's definite talk of getting Erika out next and then Janelle. They- or more Will wants George in the final 3 with him and Mike.
Will just revealed that if Janelle wins HOH tomorrow she will put up Erika & George. What the fuck? Another week of no Chilltown on the block? They should have been making them sweat all summer long and keeping one on the block and one off the block so that the other is forced to work the house to keep the other in and if one member of Chilltown ends up leaving, so be it, the power of 2 is gone. No one ever did this.... No one.
Mike just revealed to Will that Erika thinks what she and Mike has in terms of a "shomance" is "for real". Now they are talking about putting up both girls if either wins HOH tomorrow so that if they win POV then one of the girls is leaving no matter what.
It's good they are thinking about what to do because tomorrow's live show is a double MUTHA FUCKING HOLY SHIT CAN'T BELIEVE IT eviction. Here's hoping Erika leaves just after Danielle does... Sweet justice to see them both on the outside doing interviews together and Danielle telling Erika, "I told you so".
Oh and get this, Erika the skank is claiming to have had a fling with Matthew McConaughey... back when she was 26 years old.

August 31st: The time is 2 pm in the BB house and we have flames a blazin' over the live feeds. So let's catch up on what's been happening before the feeds when all "queen" on us.
It seems Erika couldn't sleep all night. I mean she tried to put her skeleton corpse to rest but couldn't. She messed with cards in the HOH room. She smoked in the backyard. She sprayed her skeleton corpse body down with a hose. She just couldn't sleep.
Early in the morning everyone has started to get up. A quick glimpse at the HOH comp is shown and it seems there is color involved. I'm thinking everyone's HOH color room is going to play in effect this season. That means Janelle won... well not yet... but she could!
I'll be out most of the day so I will start updating more later tonight...
The time is 10:20 pm in the BB house and a whole load of shit has happened. Danielle was voted out in a 3-0 votes and left holding back emotions. She also told everyone that she will vote for the best player which of course translates into "Erika, you ain't getting my vote 'cause you ain't the best player". Safe answer for Danielle.
And in Danielle's goodbye message from Erika this too skinny skank is still trying to get Danielle to vote for her in the end with tears and more "sorry" bullshit. Whatever.
Now comes the "Fast Forward" from Julie Chen. HOH comp starts and Janelle wins HOH! Yeah! Then before her live nominations she is conned by Will to put up George and Erika. Then the POV comp starts and Will almost wins it but Erika ends up winning. She pulls herself off on the live POV ceremony and Janelle puts up Mike. Now Erika and Will both vote out George.
Stay with me, this all happens so quick it is almost unforgettable. Now the final four Big Brother All Stars are Janelle, Will, Mike and Mutha fucking Erika.
Later the HOH comp is held and Mike wins. The feeds blocked out the comp so no one really knows what happened during the HOH comp.
Finally I get home from my night out. I turn on the feeds to find Will, Janelle and Mike playing cards in the kitchen table. But wait, Janelle is called to the Diary Room and Erika returns from the Diary Room and takes a seat. With Janelle out of the room Erika gets down to talking game with her boys.
Will does most of the talking. He tells Erika that is she wins POV to pull herself off and send Janelle home. If he wins he will keep the nominations the same and vote out Janelle... supposely. And if Mike wins POV then he will keep the nominations the same and Will will still vote out Janelle.
Wait, it gets better. Now Erika has figured out that she's going on the block. She asks Mike in front of Will if she's being put up. He says in a fucked up kinda of way that she is but really says "I'm thinking about it" followed by a laugh. But then Will starts with the "it doesn't matter" talk and Erika runs with it. She asks Mike again.
He says something about Will wanting to go the whole show without being on the block but he has so this means Mike is just pulling excuses out of his ass meaning no matter what, Erika is going up on the block.
After a few minutes pass by she keeps asking to not be put up on the block. Erika says that if Janelle has the power to vote out either her or Will, that Erika will go home. Will keeps saying that Janelle wants to vote out him but Erika doesn't believe him.
Mike also says that he "respects" Janelle in the game but won't be friends with her outside of the game. Who cares if these 2 are friends.
Finally Erika begs in a pathetic girly voice that she doesn't want to be put on the block. Mike says "I'll let you guys be suprised" and that "it doesn't matter". Erika refers to her being put on the block is a "ho-mance" move and that if it really doesn't matter then put up Will. She goes back into the pathetic girly voice begging not to be put up on the block if "it doesn't matter" but then why would you care if you're on the block if "it doesn't matter". Bitch
Suddenly Janelle comes back in the middle of the "block" conversation and Will brings Janelle into the conversation. The look on Erika's face is priceless. Janelle is cool with being on the block with Will. But we ALL KNOW that Mike is NOT putting up Will.
The time is 11 pm in the BB house and Mike gets his HOH key to the HOH room. It's shades of blue... my favorite. And he got Spagetti-0's in his HOH basket.
Posted by guytvblog at August 31, 2006 1:07 PM
Comments
I hate Janelle. Why is she the darling of this season?? Can't America see what a bitch she is???
Posted by: Anonymous at August 25, 2006 8:19 PM
I hate Dani. Once again, someone stronger and better than her is a devil. Can't America see what a bitch she is???
Posted by: Joe at August 26, 2006 5:15 PM
we love janelle,, cause she is awesome,
Posted by: yur nightmare at August 26, 2006 5:30 PM
A. I love this blog. B. BB7 is the shit.
I thought Janelle was going to win the last time but she didnt. Perhaps this is her year? Dr. Will is not as smart as he thinks he is. He is a man and Janelle knows how to play men.
As far as Danielle is concerned, she cant play her way out of a paper bag. What I really wanna see is more sequester house! Marcellas, is a scream! I was laughing so hard when he was talking bout the sequester house being HELL!!!!!!!!! oh please send me to that hell!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Please never let go of this blog.
Straight Girl From NY :-)
Posted by: Anonymous at August 26, 2006 9:44 PM
We love Janie simply because she is AWSOME at this game==she always finds a way to win against these cutthroats!!! People keep on trashing her and she continues to win!!It is incredible!!!
Scarika(Scarecrow Erika!!) should put up Dani. But I think Chicken George should go home. He's been fun and got farther than anyone dreamed. Then, let the real battle begin. The three best players in BB history-Janie, Dr. Chill, and Dani can battle it out.! Go Janie!
Posted by: Anonymous at August 27, 2006 9:52 AM
OMG...I LOVE Janelle...and how she kicks ASS at everything...Way to go Janelle...Dani, your time is coming and remember "what goes around, comes around"...I guess that would go for chill town too huh?
Posted by: raine75 at August 27, 2006 11:52 PM
Jannelle and Dani Have to go! Whiny ass women should not have made it this far! Long live Dr. Will!!!!!!!1
Posted by: Anonymous at August 28, 2006 6:14 AM
i hope erika and janelle get fuck up by chill town ... and i hope chicken man wins if dani goes home this thursday
Posted by: Anonymous at August 28, 2006 10:39 AM
Wow--dont have live feeds but evidently Dani is having a bigtime meltdown!! We should have all saw this coming, the signs were there. Personally, I prefer her over Scarika because Dani at least has some some of strategic brillance-which did not work this season!!-but Scarika has a think body and hair!! That's all. Next. That Chicken George has out lasted all these great players says something about the "game" itself.
Grant ya all, he's certainly more entertaining and a better player than the worst, Cowboy, but I just can not fathom why he's there.
Still, Dr. Chill and Janie final 2!!!
Posted by: Anonymous at August 28, 2006 10:52 AM
Where do I begin? Erika is by far the dumbest twat I have even had the displeasure of watching on tv. Has that girl looked in the mirror lately? Honestly, she has a face not even her mother could love AND SHE IS STUPID! She is an idiot and is being played and played and played by Mike Booger. Has anyone looked at his baby picture on here? Oh my goodness he looks all palsy. Can someone please stop him from acting all hip hop? I would like BB7 to present them both with mirrors at the end of their stay, so they can see that SHE IS NOT PRETTY and HE IS NOT BLACK.
Posted by: Rosie From NY at August 30, 2006 7:45 AM
Great clip!! [Courtesy of TRD] -thanks!!!and to top it off Janie's wearing her tiearra(crown!!) Beoynd camp!!Great stuff. If they had shown a morose, played-out Dani in that horrible pink robe the scene would have been a gem!!
Posted by: Mike C at August 30, 2006 11:47 AM
Come America vote to castrate Mike?
Posted by: Joe at August 30, 2006 8:25 PM
I agree with most of what you say!!! Scarika(Scarecrow Erika) should have been long gone. She looks bored. Nakomis left way too early. My fav Diane was victimized by Janelle who I forgive(its just a game). Dont agree w/Kaysar-Hardy romance. Nice virgin religious guy Jason(Dani's cohort in crimes) should have gone in specifically to hook up with world-weary Kaysar! Hows that match up?
Game? The two best players in BB history are where they should be but I agree-Boogie's troll ringing tricks should have been "backdoored" and "frontdoored" at the same time-if that's possible!!LOL
Charmer Dr. Chill is so transparent but him and Janie in final Two. Janie wins by a vote from our Howie. After being chased and put up on block constantly for two seasons, Janie gets the money!!Its time.
Posted by: Mike C at August 31, 2006 4:26 PM









