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September 28, 2006

GuyTVBlog.com . Returns October 7th!

Thanks for tuning in all year! This short hiatus will only last until October 7th and Mr. GuyTVBlog will report back to work. Until then, enjoy Goldfrapp's new single "Fly Me Away". Perfect song to listen to while taking off on my aeroplane.

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The Duel TV Trailer. Challenge Starts October 12th

Before I leave on my trip I figured I'd share my late night MTV discovery of The Duel TV Trailer. The video is very dollar store style and the audio isn't the best... but come on, at least you get to see the fucking trailer.

The Duel premieres Thursday, October 12th!

And sweet mother of dear Saints that hail from MTV networks, Wes' defined body this time around is better than ever. I'm all for pale muscle and arrogant bedroom behaviour! As for Tina.. um... what kind of a contestant throws everything away to punch someone? The stupid kind. But from the footage, I don't think Tina will be told to leave because it looks as if she really didn't hit Beth... but then again maybe she did seconds later.

Based on body from the men, CT looks like he will go to the end. As for the women, I expect Kina to make it to the end. Not sure how the next challenge is going to top itself but this season looks like it will be an impressive TV beast to beat. Gooo Team A-Hole Wes!

Spoilers: CT sends Brad home.

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Adrian Bellani May Replace Tom Welling...

...as in replacing my biggest GuyTV Crush here on GuyTVBlog.com. Tom Welling currently his own section here where you'll find many images featuring Tom Welling selected for their charm, their gorgeous appeal and their jaw dropping beauty. But lately, a new GuyTV Crush has gotten my full "erect" attention.

Adrian Bellani plays Miguel, once played by Jesse Metcalfe, on NBC's daytime drama Passions. Bellani seems to have some kind of "shirt off clause" in his contract because nearly every episode he's in, he's shirtless or wearing too tight shirts because his body is just "bring a tear to your eye" spectacular.

Check out Adrian Bellani's new GuyTVBlog.com section where you'll find archived photos and write ups regarding the buff star that can actually act better than Jesse Metcalfe! Come on now, Jesse is a boy, Adrian is a MAN.

GuyTVBlog.com . Adrian Bellani

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Can I Please Get LOST With This Man?

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September 27, 2006

GuyTV Crush . D.W.T.S.'s Mario & Karina

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They Say I Look Like...

[This is not an image of Mr. GuyTVBlog. This is a random image of an individual who looks like someone as seen on tv.]

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September 26, 2006

Guess Who Makes His Desperate Return October 8th

Answer: Jesse Metcalfe! He returns to Desperate Housewives on October 8th! But I'm not sure if his return lasts more than one episode. I'm betting he'll have a new girlfriend when Gaby runs into him... or better yet... a new boyfriend- oh wait, an older boyfriend. Tune In Sunday, October 8th!

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September 25, 2006

Game Wood . The Men In Gears Of Wars

Gears Of War . Official Game Website

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September 24, 2006

MV . John Legend's Save Room

For those who enjoy HBO and their highly enjoyable promos, well, you may have heard a song during their recent Fall Image Campaign that highlighted clips from Brokeback Mountain, Fantasic Four & Katt Williams: The Pimp Chronicles pt. 1 among other season programming.

The song they use for various promos tend to "connect" with us, the viewers, and most of the time many of us have a hard as fuck time trying to find the name of the song used in the promo as well as the artist who sings it. Was it just made for the promo or is it from someone's new album?

Well in case you still didn't know... John Legend's newest single "Save Room" is the track used for HBO's Fall Image Campaign. The video showcases John Legend's well kept physique and he is quite the sight to behold. Sweet Jesus he'll make you faint... with an erection.

Another example. Take this HBO Documentary Film ad campaign. The song plays for maybe 30 seconds but the song sticks with you. The timing of the images and the song's tone keeps you forever addicted to the lyrics. The person who posted this Docu Spot requests the name of the song... Sparks Fly . Daniel Agust.

Daniel Agust . MySpace profile

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September 23, 2006

GuyTVBlog.com Goes On Hiatus . Sept 28th through Oct 5th

Just to let you know I, Mr. GuyTVBlog, will be taking a trip to a destination where a year will be spent making a million dreams come true. [fairy dust] Walt Disney World [fairy dust]. I will be traveling with family members so I don't expect to be having meet and greets with fans of GuyTVBlog.com. My apologizes.

My "excuse" for no face 2 face meetings is no one in my circle of family and friends on the trip knows I'm gay. I really don't want to be outed in a theme park of all places. My family is guilty of gay bashing & homophobic behaviour and I'm not one for bringing that into the parks on a family trip.

I am guilty of enjoying watching people fight in the happiest place on earth... I just don't want to be one of those people who are fighting. For those of interest, expect a full report to be posted on Micoofy.com, my Disney blog for the GLBT community.

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September 22, 2006

Quote . NBC's The Office

Show: The Office
Episode: Sept 21st Episode
Person(s): Dwight Schrute
Subject: Dwight is discussing with Michael Scott how to determine who else in the office is gay.
Mr. GuyTVBlog's Thoughts: This was definitely a laugh out loud line from the show's premiere episode this season. The entire episode dealt with a gay co-worker coming out to the office because Michael outed him by mistake.

The last few minutes of the show featured a package arriving for Dwight from Jim Halpert that was an actual GayDar device. Dwight used it on Oscar, the gay co-worker, and it worked. He then used it on himself and it beeped "homo". Dwight reacted like any other dimwit, shocked and in disbelief.

If you missed the premiere you missed an akward office kiss, what happened to Jim & Pam after their late night kiss and the new characters that have been introduced into the show's cast. Download it on iTunes today, only 2 bucks!

Also, check out the all new NBC.com website. Visually a step up.

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Big Brother All Stars . Sequester House Footage

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September 21, 2006

Qox Populi . 2nd Preview Edition

[ Welcome to GuyTVBlog.com's 2nd season of Qox Populi! What's that you ask? Sit up way too close to your PC screen and let's learn a new pop culture phrase! This creation is created based on the term, Vox Populi, which means "popular public opinion" or "voice of the people". To give it a queer edge, as GuyTVBlog.com tends to do with TV programs, this webmaster has changed the first letter to "Q" thus making the immature side of you pronance the word as "cox poppye lee". It's fun to talk dirty, teach your friends.

This is how Qox Populi will work. Each week, on every tuesday, you'll find within these posts various news topics, rants and raves as well as my personal dislikes & highly respectable [to those of interest] opinion regarding everything that appears on your TV box. Anytime I watch a show or experience something pop culture related on tv that has a queer twist, I will post about it under each week's Qox Populi entry. Visit GuyTVBlog.com all week to see how it works. ]

Nip/Nothing New/Tuck . I decided to start watching FX's Nip/Tuck this season because A.) Mario Lopez, among other queer things, was suppose to get Dr. Christian Troy's character more gay and B.) There was suppose to be a naked guy in Dr. Christian Troy's living room.

What I got was Troy punching the naked guy in his living room for offering to suck the doc's dick and Mario Lopez revealing he had his own practice in town meaning no chance of working with Troy in his practice.

Dr. Christian Troy has also been sleeping with girls left and right to prove he's straight and just keeps doing unoriginal antics that we've seen in other characters on and off the small screen. It's not the first time I've seen a straight man punch a gay guy.

And from the first episode Troy's psychiatrist just revealed that he was in love with his doctor partner, Sean McNamara, who's hot as fuck in my own opinion. What's wrong with being bisexual, Troy should have figured this out in the first episode and had a 3 way with a brother/sister team rather than a mom/daughter team.

Precious TV time wasted on FX's Nip/Tuck. Well... I am enjoying the Scientology storyline. That I didn't expect and was looking forward to seeing play out. Then there's Michelle's storyline that I love and Kimber is pretty interesting to watch. Oh and I love their choice of using Goldfrapp to promote this new season. But the gay shit, get it right.

In the season's defense, the new episodes are not over and we have 13 more coming. If something amazing happens like Dr. Christian Troy admitting to himself that he's bisexual than I can stand up with an erection and applaud Nip/Tuck for changing Troy into a bisexual character. He doesn't have to be gay, just bi, and be completely happy with his new lifestyle.

"There's one more thing I wanted to tell you..." . The number 1 Bullshit tatic TV shows use is the edge of your seat statement where you have to watch the show to find out what the rest of the statement is.

Example. On yesterday's Oprah show she had Eva Longoria tell some Katrina victim that her... wait for it... hold your breath... Eva told the Katrina victim that her fucking mother was going to live next door to her. That's it. That's fucking it. Nothing major. Just that. Simple as fucking that. But Oprah and her show teased us that it could have been something BIG when it wasn't. Not to us anyways.

Another example, this Friday's Oprah show entitled "Oprah's Most Burning Questions" has one of the tag lines... "And, the question Oprah has never been asked." I mean yeah I'll be watching because it's Oprah but who really cares what question she hasn't ever been asked.

Is it... ... Have you ever sniffed your own tampon?

HBO's Sex and the City use to pull this shit all the time. Carrie would tell the girls "I have an annoucement..." or Samantha would say something like "You'll never believe who ate me last night".

Fuck all the shows who continue to pull this Bullshit tatic. Yes it still works because I am the type of person who just has to fucking know what the rest of the statement is. Don't leave me hanging because I WANT TO KNOW!

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September 20, 2006

Real World Músculo . Steven

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September 19, 2006

Cleaning Hunk . Brian & Jason

CleaningHunk.com . Official Website | GuyTVBlog Ad . Cleaning Hunk

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September 18, 2006

RW/RR Challenge: The Duel . October

What I know about The Duel is what you know about The Duel... nothing. All I know is Fresh Meat cast members are back, there's 20 former cast members competing, the setting is in Brazil and Key West is targeted as Austin was during the Fresh Meat challenge.

Oh wait. I almost forgot to mention one BIG thing this new season... There are no teams. Everyone is on their own. There will be only 2 winners, one male and one female. Interesting...

RW/RR Challenge: The Duel | Official Website

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September 17, 2006

Gay Army . Ummm... What?

Gay Army . Official Website The Other Official Website

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September 16, 2006

GuyTVBlog Ad . Micoofy.com

Micoofy.com . A Disney Blog for the GLBT Community

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September 15, 2006

Survivor: Cook Islands . 1st Impressions

Last night the over hyped show of the reality season premiered introducing us to a season of racial divide. Four "Hispanic". Four "Caucasian". Four "Asian". and Four "Black". With me being Hispanic American I just don't have any issues with the show at hand or the direction the show may take. I'm a minority and I understand what the show is potentially trying to capture.

I actually don't care that the tribes are divided by race because I know the first few weeks is a "gimmic" for TV ratings rather than an experimentation of human whatever. I once did write "Go Team Asian" a few days ago but after watching the show I'm directing my attention on a Hispanic team member who has a good chance on winning this game. J.P.

I'm also all for Yul [and his nearly flawless body] making it the end but he's got to go. I need someone who can be a potential villain in the end and Yul looks as if he won't hurt a disease carrying bug.

During the premiere episode Sundra of the "Black" Manihiki tribe says "With our group, it has nothing to do with race." BUT you are a group of three women and 2 men. It has EVERYTHING to do with your sex. Male vs. Female.

There's always some form of segregation within any group. If the women take out the men in the tribe then it comes down to age. Maybe religion. Family values. Sexual Orientation. So again this racial divide just doesn't bother me. People just naturally pull away from others based on something that really doesn't matter.

As for the game this season, Exile Island is back. Another hidden immunity is on the island and someone is going to find it and someone is going to use it this season.

Who is the contestant that stands out the most for me based on 1st impressions? A. Hole Jonathan from "Caucasian" Rarotonga tribe. He just fucking embodies the definition that is abrasive. He irriates me as a viewer, based on the show's editing and because of that I look forward to Jonathan on making it to the multi cultural merge for more drama! We need a potential asshole for us, the viewers, to build up in our head as the show's main villain who may eventually meet their elimination demise in the coming weeks thus making the show that much more pleasurable.

Now J.P. on the other hand is the complete opposite of Jonathan. The almost perfect word that I could use to define J.P. is enduring. [en·dur·ing: 1. persisting or surviving: persisting or surviving in the face of difficulties 2. long-suffering: patient or tolerant despite many difficulties] Of course he's not bad on the eyes either. I expect his social skills will take him to the final four... shirtless all the way through. I'm sure Jeff Probst has to take breaks during the challenges because his massive 10 inch cock won't stay down when J.P. is around!

No female contestant has yet to stand out for me in this season's cast. Men to the end!

As for the predictable racial antics this season... well it finally reared its ugly head in the first immunity challenge. The Black team lost and the Asian team won. Too easy to predict a week ago and worse of a reality come true. The Hispanic team finished 2nd while the Caucasian team finished 3rd. What did the Black team in? A puzzle and a heavy set man.

But when the Black team found out they lost Jeff revealed the twist of that challenge. The losing team had the power to send someone, anyone, to Exile Island. They went after the Caucasian team supposely because of some chicken stealing incident but I feel it was Black vs White so the men of the Black tribe went after the A.Hole known as Jonathan.

And then what happened after that? The Black team went to tribal council where the pussy line was drawn in the sand by the men's dicks.. Who do we have to thank for this? The men of the Black Manihiki tribe because when Jeff asked them during the challenge who they wanted out, the men opted to leave the women out of the decision making process. Of course the women didn't step up either.

So thanks to that idiot move of not inviting the women into the Exile decision because then there was no room left for the option of a unisex voting team. It was Men vs. Women because of their male actions.

I believe what is going to happen in the weeks to come is one tribe will be split into the other racial tribes thus making them the new minority in the other more dominant racial tribes. If the Black team keeps losing and this happens to the Black tribe where they become the minority in the other 3 racial tribes... then the media shit is going to hit the fan. Now that's when this show will get interesting for me.

In Survivor: Cook Islands contestant news... Many have fallen into a TV Crush for J.P., the "Hispanic" Aitutaki tribe hunk. We all know that Brad is the token gay cast member from the Asian tribe but could there be 2 gay cast members this season?

A reader passing through my blog directed my attention to The Silver Fox, "one of Long Beach's most popular [gay] Nightclubs". Here we find they are requesting visitors in the area to stop by to "Watch Survivor on Thursdays at 8:00 PM. Cheer on JP in his quest to survive the challenges of the Cook Islands!"

Hmmm... I know that many straight men work in gay bars because the tips are good and the work is good... but you'd think maybe one night... he'd experiment with his own sexuality, with someone! I'd be the first to say he's 100% straight but the gaydar inside me is tweaking a bit whenever he comes on the tele box.

Checking out the galleries of the Silver Fox website I noticed certain images are missing from certain galleries. Is this poor webmaster mistakes or has the site removed J.P.'s many shirtless, queer pictures? I did find a few featuring the very tall male beauty participating in a gay pride parade float for the bar. At least he's comfortable with his sexuality. Thanks "Ed".

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September 14, 2006

Big Brother 8: Couples Edition

I called it last year on almost the exact same day that summer 2006 would be the All Stars edition even though many said it would be too soon for an All Stars season. And now I'm announcing that my prediction for next year, summer 2007, will be a Couples Edition.

Let's look back to Season 2. Will & Shannon and Mike & Krista caused some major problems in the house with their relationships created that year. Season 3. Lisa & Eric got sexy and romantic as well as a bit back stabbing when Lisa opted not to vote Eric back into the house to better her game. Season 4. The Ex-Factor was implemented with one ex couple, Erika & Robert, making it to the final 4.

Season 5 had the Drew & Diane romance making it the final 3 where Drew choose his "bro" before his "ho" because he knew he would win against "Cowboy" over his "ho". Season 6. Last year's cast introduced us to James & Sarah who was the first BB couple to have an established relationship before entering the house. Here we saw a glimpse of how someone deals with their partner in life leaving the game half way through. Each played the game differently but both were very interesting to watch.

Season 7. Guess who makes it the final fucking four. 2 couples. One created before the game started, outside of the house. The other created inside the house. Erika & Mike admitted to dating before the show. Janelle and Will had something scary odd created inside the house. And so who makes it the final 2? A COUPLE! Erika & Mike used their relationship to the very end and most likely ended their relationship once it was all over because of the game.

So that brings us to Season 8 that will start next summer. It just makes sense to start casting people who are in relationships at various stages and getting couples into the house. The entire house needs to be paired up. It WON'T be like Season 6. Trust me.

We all know Big Brother has a hard enough time trying to find enough houseguests so it would make sense to find someone who's married, engaged and/or involved with a significant other to ask them to bring their partner into the interview process so that the producers can look them over and eventually cast them both into the house.

Here's how the house should be cast. 2 married couples. One younger in years, one older in years. 1 engaged couple. 1 Gay/Lesbian Couple. I can see CBS not embracing the idea for a Gay couple so expect a Lesbian couple to enter the house. We just can't have both in the house, the states just ain't ready for that.

Next you add 1 couple that's been dating for some time. So far that's 10 people. The house can take up to 14 people as seen in season 6. Now you throw in 2 single people who are put in by their family/friends as a BLIND DATE GONE REALLY BAD. These would be your floaters of season 8.

Finally you add a Divorced couple. Someone who's been there and done that in the relationship filled. While others in the house are experiencing relationships at various stages, this divorced couple is so over their own relationship and the other relationships in the house. Now you have the divorced couple playing the game with the 2 single people. A Singles Alliance? There's your Couple Season.

BB fans want sex in the BB house? You are going to get it! You want someone to find out they are pregnant in the BB house? You just MAY get that. You want some hardcore heated debates regarding family, religion and politics... oh you GOT that.

You want a blow job in the house? You GOT it! So you want a mutha fuckin' double eviction week that could very well be the demise of season 8's most hated couple. OH YOU FUCKING GOT THAT. Do you see now how this idea would work for Season 8?

Start spreading the word. Have your people in high CBS places read this blog entry. Send this blog link to your BB friends. Let's make sure some big tit executive vixen over at CBS whispers the idea into the BB ear claiming it as her own. Let's makes Season 8: Couples Edition MUTHA FUCKIN HAPPEN!

Remember... You heard it here first on GuyTVBlog.com!

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September 13, 2006

Big Brother All Stars . Grand Finale Report

I announce here on GuyTVBlog.com that yesterday was M.C. Day aka Male Cunt Day. That's right, my bitter side is about to come out with this final entry in my Big Brother All Stars show updates. But don't worry, every once and awhile I'll post something relating to Big Brother All Stars, previous seasons and seasons to come. But let's get to what's at hand.

Okay... Um... A Bitch won last year. A Male Cunt won this year... So what the hell, a Twat is going to win next year?

Last night Big Brother All Stars winner was crowned. Mike "Boogie" "Booger" "Scumbag", took 6 votes from the Jury to win the half million dollar grand prize. Sad, sad... sad Erika only got Marcellas' vote in the end. Erika was also shown the clip package showing Mike treating her like rank cunt shit and then she had to watch Mike get rewarded for his boyish behaviour on live TV.

During the show The greatest Jury Question came from James who really had the only All Star question of the MUTHA FUCKIN' year! He ended up making Erika look worse than she already did with his carefully selected choice of words. Apparently Erika told James in the house that she could not vote for Alison during their fourth season because Alison used the "floater technique", the "hook up technique" and the "flirtation" to get herself to the end.

James then goes on to basically compare Erika's game this year to that of Alison's game play of season 4 thus making Erika the person she continues to hate the most... Alison. So Erika is this year's Alison according to James. Way to go Erika. Well Cunty Played. I stand up and give you the slow clap.

Danielle, my once favorite Big Brother player of all time, fucked herself with her Jury Question when she asked Mike to "justify" himself when she called him her "Jason" at some point during this season. She's upset because Mike ended up voting out Danielle, something Jason from her third season would have never done.

So Mike came back at her and told her that if she gave him her vote to win the show and when he left the house to find out that he was her ONLY Jason in the house... well then he would split the money with her. Danielle looked like a DUMBASS when Mike called her out on having James & Erika as her other "Jason" in the house. Whether Danielle was testing Mike or was just acting down right stupid is still to be determined. I'd like to think Danielle was testing Mike.

Later Erika kept defending that her best move of the game was taking out Will. So Fucking What? You can't win an entire BB game judged by one single move. You'd have to have a whole list of cunty things to be proud of to win the game. MAGGIE!

But Erika's BIGGEST mistake this season was getting rid of Danielle during week 8. She could have gotten George out on that week that she claims would had been a "waste of an HOH"- Ummm... I'm fucking sorry but every week of having HOH is NOT a waste of week. You're basically getting someone out that could make it the end instead of you.

So during week 8 Erika should have put up Will against George, Janelle & Mike would have voted out George over Will and Erika would then and only then create an all female alliance with Janelle and Danielle. With this female power in the house Chilltown would not have stood a chance in making it to the final 2. DUMBASS Erika.

If Erika had done this move then she would have 2 girls on one side and Chilltown on the other. She would have had options and could have been the middle woman of 2 alliances. DUMBASS Erika.

While watching the live finale I noticed other Big Brother All Stars in the audience that included in no particular order: Bunky BB2 who I think was holding up his own fucking sign of his own image, Monica BB2 looking upset and forgotten as she sat on the far right side, April, Beau, Ivette, Rachel & Maggie BB6 all sat on the left side, Krista BB2 was in the middle section front row, Marvin BB5 was on the right side near the bottom. If I missed some other All Stars than you should have been shirtless!

After Mike came out of the house, and after not hugging Erika to celebrate his win once Julie announced who the winner was, he held a T shirt representing Chilltown that was tossed off to the side by... himself, I think. He immediatly went to hug Will first and then passed his girlie hugs to everyone else. Next came out Erika who passed Will to get a hug from Marcellas. What? No sucker punches to anyone from anyone? Howie, you disappoint me.

AND then Mike hugged his momma. I'm a mama's boy so I can relate. That was so sweet. You never forget your mother.

And then guess who won America's Vote to win 25,000 bucks... Jaaaaaaaanelle. And then the crowd cheered standing up on their feet clapping non stop because the whole world is a better place because Janelle got money in the end. Dove's flew somewhere in the world for Janelle.

And just like last year CBS or someone working for Big Brother MUTHA FUCKIN' put models in the seating area just behind Julie Chen where the houseguests walk out. They were pretty much all models except for 2 guys who Mike immediatly recognized on his way out. Krista was also in the front row wearing something about Katrina.

Back to the models all scattered around the front. None of them really cared about what any of the All Stars said. They just looked straight into the camera, clapped when they were suppose to and stood up when they were suppose to. Did someone hire Janice Dickinson models for this gig cause the 2 male models in the front row were H. O. T.

James seemed less bitter at the end and Marcellas was all smiles again. George's laughter was always drowned out by the crowd and Danielle was just Danielle. Howie also did hardly anything Star Wars related for his fans. Will and Janelle sucked each other's nipples... I think. But it's Good to have Marci back to semi-normal.

Getty Images . Big Brother Finale Photos

That's it. Show's over. It's a Wrap! Can't wait for next year's Couples Edition.

What's that you say? Couples Edition? That's right GuyTVBlog readers, I'm calling it right now. Next Year we WILL have Couples in the house. 2 Married couples. 2 Engaged Couples. Divorced Couple. Dating Couple. Gay Couple or Lesbian Couple and 2 Single People who are put in the house as a blind date gone bad.

I'll explain more about this in a post Thursday. I'm telling you. BB Couples. Next Year! Sex in the house!

Update: Those who paid for the live feeds SuperPass this year are able to watch the ENTIRE season all over again from the beginning, you know if you got money to burn. Right now as I type the house is full of 14 All Stars from when they first moved in. The memories of watching them for the first time 3 months ago is just weird and then watching the same scene again... fucking weird, but appericated.

If you missed the season's live feeds over the summer and you want to screencap and judge the houseguests for another 3 months then Join Real.com and pay them to waste your time.

Now that I'm watching the live feeds again at 4 pm I saw a glimpse of Erika in the kitchen and thought to myself... "I can't believe this woman made it the final 2". I'm going to cancel my feeds later this month because I seriously doubt they will unblock the POV comps and Nomination/POV ceremonies the second time around. Farwell All Stars!

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September 12, 2006

Qox Populi . Preview Edition

[ Welcome to GuyTVBlog.com's 2nd season of Qox Populi! What's that you ask? Sit up way too close to your PC screen and let's learn a new pop culture phrase! This creation is created based on the term, Vox Populi, which means "popular public opinion" or "voice of the people". To give it a queer edge, as GuyTVBlog.com tends to do with TV programs, this webmaster has changed the first letter to "Q" thus making the immature side of you pronance the word as "cox poppye lee". It's fun to talk dirty, teach your friends.

This is how Qox Populi will work. Each week, on every tuesday, you'll find within these posts various news topics, rants and raves as well as my personal dislikes & highly respectable [to those of interest] opinion regarding everything that appears on your TV box. Anytime I watch a show or experience something pop culture related on tv that has a queer twist, I will post about it under each week's Qox Populi entry. Visit GuyTVBlog.com all week to see how it works. ]

Flavor of New York! . Oh... my... good... heavens! After watching Flavor of Love 2's newest episode Sunday we find out that New York aka Tiffany is MUTHA FUCKIN' BACK. I knew she was coming back when the show first premiered because they showed that promo clip of what's to come this season and I just knew they were teasing her return. Something in the back of my head was telling me Ms. New York was going to be part of the show.

And so this past Sunday, to almost everyone's surprise, Flava Flav had his right hand man pull out a dusty old box that held the contents that was New York's clock from last season.

Then the Shit hit the fan and we ain't talking about Sumthin's shit, it was the whole house's shit. BuckWild, the white girl with the urban accent, flipped and walked off the ceremony platform and walked off the show. But before she walked out she had some words for Flava Flav and apparently those words were missing her urban accent that she had throughout the game.

Flava called her out on it and wanted her to stay but she left regardless. We all know she would have just filled the "friend" role down the line and would have been sent home at some point. Check out the video of New York's return and BuckWild's flip out.

Now come the SPOILERS. Back away from your computer if you don't want to find out what's happening in the weeks to come.

New York makes it the final four. This Sunday's episode has the 5 remaining ladies voting out 2 girls off the show BUT I believe this is a test. That's just bullshit to let some girls leave this way. So I believe Flava just wants to see who the pack of ladies think are the biggest threats in the game. And when Ms. New York is one of the girls to be voted out... He will keep her despite the others wanting to vote her out. Expect Krazy to get her walking papers this episode.

After the voting bullshit drama we have our next episode featuring the final four ladies going on some "romantic" dates that include sailing and a wine country escape. New York goes on the wine date and does gross stuff to Flava's body. Later 2 women are selected to fuck Flava in his suite at some hotel- I mean motel. Straight sex is so over with. Finally someone is sent home. I expect Deelshis' taste to expire this episode but also Buckeey could leave because we all know Bootz is going to make it the end thus leaving no room for Buckeey.

Tiffany "New York" . MySpace Official Profile

HGTV Goes Shirtless? . In Sunday's episode of HGTV's Design Star we find out that David, the hot as fuck could-be-gay designer, has won the grand prize of this season. His own show that will premiere in the Spring of 2007. Now the show's flamin' host says he is asking this question on other people's behalf, mostly America's... and Mostly mine.

He asks David... "Why the shirt... shirt on-off thing. Tell us why." To which David responds "I sweat when I work and I just prefer it off. I'm from Miami so I always have my shirt off. That's just who I am." Got it. Well said. But where's the SHIRTLESS FOOTAGE package that could have aired on the season finale of HGTV's Design Star?

This news gives me hope that when David's show premieres in the Spring of 2007 on HGTV... that David will be shirtless nearly... EVERY episode. Anyone from HGTV reading this? Let him know that many will be watching his show for his talent as well as his shirtless, bare moments because we all know many shirtless addicts need to find a show that will crave their pointless obsession!

David Bromstad . Official Website

Congraulations David, you Design Star!

Season Virgins . For everyone into watching Martha Stewart continue to attempt to act as if she can relate to those of us who make a low income living to a moderate income living then tune in Tuesday, September 12th for the start of her 2nd season!

Not to bash Martha too much so she [or someone else behind the name "Martha"] is giving one lucky viewer a 400,000 dollar home as well as a vehicle of some kind to another viewer this seaosn. Plus every year Martha releases an annual issue of her magazine that is my biblezine of the year. Her October Halloween issue is equal to Carrie's latest Vogue issue [Sex & the City].

Martha also visits Paris this season as well as makes sure that we all know "30 More Things Everyone Should Know". I already know one thing, Martha... I'm jealous of your wealth and use of other people's talent on top of your own talent. Be kind and give science your brain once you pass on to the other side because we need a 1,000 Martha's running this world.

Martha . The Martha Stewart Show

For those into watching Oprah who somehow better relates to those of us who make a low income living to a moderate income living then tune in Monday, September 18th for Oprah's all new season. Fuck yeah.

My favorite Oprah show is now only about 2 months away... Oprah's Favorite Things. I never buy anything she tells me to buy but I just love watching women go nuts for shit most of them can't afford! It's awesome! Good times.

Also expect Oprah to be giving away plenty of XM Satellite Radios this year because her new show entitled Oprah & Friends debuts on September 25th. I don't have one or care to own one but if Oprah's giving them away, I'll take 20... in Gold.

Oprah . The Oprah Winfrey Show

[ Qox Populi's season premiere is Tuesday October 10th! ]

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Big Brother All Stars . Week Ten

Big Brother 7: All Stars has officially started. GuyTVBlog.com will begin to post daily updates on a single weekly post located at the top of the blog each week. To view previous day updates by Mr. GuyTVBlog, click "continue reading" for more BBAS dirt. And yes there may be some typos, just bare with me, I'm typing while I watch. AND yes my updates will contain SPOILERS!

Just added. Big Brother 7 Vsuls. This is where Mr. GuyTVBlog will put all of my live feed screen captures & video for those longing to see Big Brother Muscle and random shots of the houseguests doing naughty, dirty things.

Don't forget to cast your vote in GuyTVBlog's Pick Your BB All Star Male Escort!

September 12th: Since the feeds are boring as fuck... why not enjoy Big Brother: The Movie trailer.

Previous Day Updates tucked away within this post...

September 8th: Well so far Mike and Erika are getting drunk tonight. Mike is trying to give shout outs to the camera in the backyard but the camera keeps TURNING AWAY and won't let him. Even the camera's hate that he's in the final 2.

You know.. all of the REAL All Stars are out of the game and the worst pawn and worst "riding a player's coattail" are left as the final 2 as if they played the "best" game. They got there because KAYSAR started the whole "leave Chilltown in the house so there's another target" bullshit and everyone followed. And then the rest of the stupid ass house of ALL STARS thought they could either trust Chilltown or align with them to get themselves to the end...

So I blame KING [beautiful as fuck] DUMB [major GuyTVBlog crush] ASS [Please be another closeted gay reality star] KAYSAR for Mike being in the final 2 with a chance at winning $500,000 bucks.

I also blame Janelle and James. Janelle should have put up Mike with Erika instead of putting up Marcellas who ended up leaving. And James should had put up Mike instead of Jase the first and last time he ever had HOH. Damn it.

Back to the BB house, Mike and Erika are back to kissing. Whatever... well not whatever, I'll be checking in just for the fuck of it. Maybe I'll catch Mike ass fucking Erika on the dining room table while he hollers out "Oh Marcellas!"

September 9th: Another dreadful day starts for Mike & Erika as the final 2 left in the house. Right now, just before midnight Mike is in the hot tub while Erika sits on the red couch.

Earlier Erika was talking to herself calling herself the new "Puppetmaster". That she has this GREAT MASTER PLAN speech to tell the jury members that will, I guess, blow them away enough to give her the money.

She's still playing Mike right as we speak. She's trying to keep his guard down or off so that when the jury members are asking their questions that her speech will make Mike almost look like an idiot and an asshole when he tries to defend himself without thinking beforehand.

Good girl Erika. Good fucking Girl.

In outside news from the BB house Janelle went on the CBS' The Early Show and looked and acted pretty hammered. Her words were off balanced and the somewhat sweet voice she had in the house was just fuckin' gone.

Right now, in the BB house, Mike and Erika are again talking about the jury members. Erika says no one will be "mean" to her. She also hopes because it's "all stars" that they will vote for the player who made the "best moves" for them in the game to get to the end.

Mike says that when Howie does go off on him during the jury questions he's just going to let him go off because he knows he just "can't win against guys like that".

Over in yesterday's Housecalls show with Gretchen & Jase who interviewed Janelle we find out how Jase really feels about the final 2. He calls someone a "tool" and that if you're a great player that you won't make it the final 2.

He says Drew Daniel had the personality of a "tree stump" and made it. Funny. Later he makes fun of Janelle evicting him 2 weeks after the Dumpster POV comp that he helped her win but she says he was coming after her and he admits he was.

Janelle has admitted that she had a "crush" on Will. Jase calls the final four as 2 couples, Janelle & Will in the "penthouse" and Erika & Mike are "on the other side of the tracks". Howie now brought up by a viewer's question about how he is in love with Janelle. She doesn't believe it but Howie has a thing.

Janelle is also still pissed about Erika lying to her that week George left when Mike could have left by Janelle's tie breaking vote. WOW Janelle just admitted that they did KISS a few times in the BB house. That they were very "discrete". Jase apologizes to Will's girlfriend, Erin. LOL.

Janelle says that Will will keep saying "it was all game" but it started off as a "game" regarding their showmance but that it did end with something more. Janelle won't discuss her whisper secrets to the viewers but Jase calls out the whispers by telling Janelle that Will was wanting a relationship outside of the house, about moving in together, cooking for each other, etc.

Janelle JUST revealed that Will told her that he was breaking up with his girlfriend and everyone behind the scenes when "Ooohhh!". Later they talk about Janelle wanting to do Survivor if asked or given the chance to do it.

Jase says the one thing that pissed him off about Janelle's behaviour in the house was her acting "blonde" in the house. A caller asks Janelle who she is most angry with from this season. She says "James, James Rhine". She talks as if she's taking his game play very seriously regarding their friendship outside of the house. Jase says "James talks too much" while Janelle felt so much "backstabbed" by James.

Janelle says Erika was "sneaky" and ran around the house... I don't think Janelle is voting for Erika to win. Janelle also says that she would have aligned with Nakomis. Janelle now admits that Howie was being "carried" by her and that she would have carried him all the way to the final 2 so that she would win.

Janelle says she feels really bad for backstabbing Marcellas but she felt "used" when Danielle won HOH and the way he acted that week. She also feels like she really didn't "backstab" Marcellas.

Now they talk about James going nuts over the "doll" POV comp. Janelle finds out from the host that James called her food hitting his thumb as "assualt" and she can't believe James was acting like he was. Janelle then swears a few times on live TV and everyone behind the scenes goes "Ahhhh". Very Funny.

We also find out that Jase was the GRIM REAPER during the Coup power week.

Janelle also says that she's not going to pursue "acting" but doesn't mind doing another reality show like the Amazing Race & Survivor.

After Janelle leaves the Housecalls studio a caller gets Jase fired up because they both believe that Janelle is lying about what Will and her did in the house and she's just lying to screw with his relationship and to "ruin his life". Whatever. Later another caller says that Will is the bigger liar and he's trying to make Janelle seem like a "fool" after the game while he "protects" himself.

Back in the BB house Erika and Mike are just playing board games.

September 10th: Just before midnight we find Erika and Will- I mean Mike in the kitchen talking about the jury. Erika says "it" was "weird" because everyone was upset or angry at Erika. Mike thinks the overall "tone" was in his favor and Erika agrees.

It also seems Janelle was the last to speak to the final 2 and apparently was a "vixen" in her questioning and final say. Production even interrupted her at one point to fix something and she went AWF because she wasn't done.

Wait. This year Big Brother handled the Jury Questioning different. Production created a set of some kind where the Jury went into the backyard and possibly had a FACE TO FACE with the final 2. In the previous years we have the Jury talking to the final 2 and neither can see the other, usually. This time they had the Jury facing the final 2 and I'm betting there's going to be some "good tv" come this Tuesday.

When the jury moved into the backyard, Janelle was NOT with them at this point. They revealed her as a surprise to the Jury Members who probably reacted with "good tv" reactions. Then the final 2 jerks were most likely brought out to the backyard for questioning.

Back to Erika & Mike. Mike is once again talking about Howie was "steam rolled" by him in the game meaning HE got out HOWIE... but then Erika interrupted Mike and said he was actually the one who got HOWIE put on the block because she talked George into getting Howie up on the block. Interesting...

They also say that Danielle is a hard person to read and her vote could go either way. Erika voices her opinion on Will "working his magic" in the jury house. She thinks Will will work Janelle who will then work Howie into voting for Mike to win... but I highly doubt that. Erika thinks Janelle is the only person Will can "work" over.

Back to Janelle, Mike called her a "child" for her rant tonight and Erika called her "jealous". Oh and they're still kissing. Yuck. Now they discuss James referring to Erika as being a "floater" in this game and comparing her to Alison or Jun from her season. Erika says in her answer she told them that she was "forced" into being a floater because she came into this season with no one... BUT she came in with Chilltown.... or so she assumed. Whatever BITCH.

Thanks to Dreamer for this capture of the leaked Jury Members getting ready to go into the backyard! Good Times!

Back to the house... Erika is walking away from the kitchen hollering out "They're all going to vote emotionally". Um... yeah BITCH. Get use to it.

Oohh... Mike just revealed that they couldn't see the Jury Members. So maybe they WEREN'T face to face. Damn. Erika just said "Bros before Hoes" referring to what Howie said. Mike laughs repeating that he never said that to Howie... but when Mike thinks back to the weeks... he DID tell Howie that before he voted him out. DUMBASS.

Mike now tells Erika about 2 alliances he didn't tell her about. "The Perfect Storm" was him, Will, Howie, Janelle and James. The other alliance was "The Legion of Doom" and it was him, Will, Danielle and James.

He's finally telling her about the Legion of Doom alliance and it seems no one in the Jury house brought this up. Mike laughs telling Erika to remember when Danielle would say "Live One Day" aka LOD that was around the creation of that alliance. He now goes into detail about the start of the alliances and other boring stuff.

Mike just called it that the Legion of Doom will be a "major storyline" and it was. Mike also admits that he was really into LOD and that he really trusted James even though Will wanted nothing to do with James.

Erika laughs about Danielle's involvment in the LOD and says "She needed to go. Now I'm so fucking glad that I voted her ass out". Wow... and earlier they were talking about how bitchy Janelle was acting. Burn in BB hell Erika and feel your fake tits pop from the heat!

Erika is so high and mighty that she admitted to telling James that he was leaving while Chilltown was lying to him that he was safe. She says she didn't mind who the "fuck" went out as long as it wasn't her.

Erika is once again talking as if she knew everything but Will says there's no way that she didn't know everything. She also says that Will was NOT the person who got her to put up Danielle that week she was voted out. She says Will slept upstairs with her but she saw right through it.

Mike still thinks that Erika would have "chickened out" and Erika says she told Danielle earlier that day to her face that she was going home but she left out that Erika was crying... which would prove Mike's point at this moment that Erika was emotional and could have backed out of putting up Danielle. Whatever Erika says at this point Mike doesn't believe she did that week all on her own.

The more I'm thinking... I WANT MIKE TO WIN. Erika is coming off like a rank Cunt tonight. "The Legion of Doom... Oh My God... How fucking stupid was that?" says Erika. Mike immediatly takes that too offense and says "It wasn't that stupid." Then Erika says "It was pretty stupid because both of them are gone" to which Mike responds "Well ONE of them is in the final 2". Erika lets it go and then goes back to the "Perfect Storm" alliance.

Erika is so sure that Mike will NOT get Chicken George's vote. Mike says "wanna bet" to which Erika says yes. I guess we'll find out Tuesday. Minutes later Erika brings it up again that Mike really thinks he has Chicken George's vote. Erika says he may because of Will's influence in the jury house.

"It's going to be close Boogie" says Erika with a huge as fuck smile. They both think it will be 4 to 3 final vote. Erika says her "theme" for tonight's final speech was about Will. "He's told all of you that you're there because of him and He's there because of me". Come on Erika, that isn't the reason why someone will vote in your fucking favor. They think of the entire game on top of their emotion and personal feelings towards you as a person. BITCH. CUNT. TWAT.

Mike calls Will a "legend" in aspects of the game and Erika adds "And I got rid of him". Erika also believes that she would win over Janelle had Mike gone home this week. Erika says Janelle was "nothing" in this game because everyone used her to do their bidding. Mike says "yeah she was".

Mike now asks if Erika was lying about taking Janelle had she won the final HOH and sent Mike home. Erika says she would have been true to her word and told Janelle that she thought Mike played a better game over Janelle. Wow.

"Will's not the only one that's persuasive" meaning she had to become the new "Will" and was the floater between Mike and Janelle and that she KNEW she was going to be in the final 2 no matter what. She feels like she manipulated Janelle into NOT taking Mike to the final 2 had she smoked the final HOH comps. Whatever!

Mike starts going into his view on Erika not manipulating Janelle but just showing her "case" as to why to get rid of Will over her. Mike just doesn't believe that Erika persuaded Janelle into what she's saying she did.

She also says that Janelle WOULD have taken her to the final 2 over Mike. But Mike disagrees because both girls shared the same friends whereas Mike would have been one side versus another side of friends.

Erika is such on a HIGH FUCKING HORSE about who would have voted for who had she and Janelle been in the final 2. She's so sure that she would have won and so forth. FUCK YOU ERIKA.

I'm done. If MIKE was any type of man he's be arguing his points now and not holding back because the GAME IS OVER. No more comps. No more POV's. No more votes to work. No more evictions. Just ARGUE!

Last thing. Erika says "Typical angry 12 men... Jealous" referring to the Jury Members. They also believe they were the "best players" in this game this season and Erika says "We played all your asses". Alot of the game is won on CHANCE. Erika has yet to admit to that. At least while I was watching. CUNT.

My bad... Mike just said "luck" got them there and Erika agrees... Whatever.

OH WAIT. Last thing tonight. I promise. Erika asks why did everyone trust Will or Chilltown. She said she never trusted Will or Chilltown and she said it in her Diary Rooms BUT BITCH TWAT CUNT, you did say in an episode that you DID trust Chilltown. Erika is getting Drunk.

"You know, at the end of the day... It was a real good game". Yes Mike it was. I actually had fun this season. It was a FUN fucking season. Goooo Mike!

OHHH I'M BACK. Checking back on the feeds and updates I see that Erika & Mike got into a somewhat heated exchange of words that never could be considered yelling but more like "you insulted me" and Erika claiming she took the "brains" out of Chilltown.

OH yeah... Erika is so smug and so into herself it's crazy! Not even Mike can stand being in the house with her. At least Mike gives Erika a towel before he goes inside. There is a sweet side to him...

It also seems the hatred for each other went into the house. Mike slammed some door. Erika got fed up with Mike not wanting to talk to her and wanted to get out of the house. Erika also called Mike a "fucking asshole" when he wasn't nearby. Ahh TRUE LOVE.

September 11th: The time 4 pm in the BB house and Erika is walking across the house to the downstairs bathroom in high heels with a her black spotted redish on and her hair all did. Maybe a practice look for tomorrow's live finale?

Mike is outside eating something or doing something... the day before he becomes a half million dollars richer. Erika comes outside to get Mike's opinion and he likes this one over the "formal event" dress.

OH and apparently Erika was suicidal yesterday. Today she looks like she got over it. I don't know, being in a house with Mike seems to make her do that.

The time is 10 pm in the BB house and I caught a glimpse of the final 2 being told about some kind of choices to watch later tonight... One had to do with "sex".

Also, earlier, Mike and Erika were in the shower and Erika doesn't think the "fans", meaning me and you, don't like them. Mike assures her that the "fans" voted her in but I don't remember voting for her! Down with Cunt!

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September 11, 2006

I Remember...

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September 10, 2006

Big Brother All Stars . Kaysar's Sexy Bedroom Game Play

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September 9, 2006

Big Brother All Stars . Kaysar's After Photo

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September 8, 2006

Game Wood . The Men of Saints Row

Saints Row . Official Game Website

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September 7, 2006

Big Brother All Stars . Week Nine

Big Brother 7: All Stars has officially started. GuyTVBlog.com will begin to post daily updates on a single weekly post located at the top of the blog each week. To view previous day updates by Mr. GuyTVBlog, click "continue reading" for more BBAS dirt. And yes there may be some typos, just bare with me, I'm typing while I watch. AND yes my updates will contain SPOILERS!

Just added. Big Brother 7 Vsuls. This is where Mr. GuyTVBlog will put all of my live feed screen captures & video for those longing to see Big Brother Muscle and random shots of the houseguests doing naughty, dirty things.

Don't forget to cast your vote in GuyTVBlog's Pick Your BB All Star Male Escort!

September 1st through September 7th

Previous Day Updates tucked away within this post...

September 1st: Okay. Danielle and George have been voted out in last week's double eviction week... The final four is as listed: Janelle, Will, Mike & Erika... and the HOH comp, blocked from the live feeds, was won by Mike.

Caught up? Okay. Right now the "flirtmance" and the "shomance" couples are in the hot tub drinking wine and having social fun BB style. Will has his injured thumb up above the hot tub water because he seems to have done something to it during the live VETO comp involving the knotted ropes.

Um... right now Will & Janelle are joking around with Mike & Erika to "make a baby" tonight or at least if either of them wins to agree to "make a baby"... gross. Oh and Mike & Erika are kissing in front of Janelle & Will now.

This couple straight talk is just disgusting. Janelle just SCREAMED because she and Erika just connected because they supposely have the same baby names picked out.

Ohhh Oohhh! Erika just said "My mom was a push over so that's why I became a push over". Funny! Janelle & Erika just bonded again because Janelle says her was suppose to be "Michelle" and then Erika says her middle name is "Michelle". And also Mike said he loves the name "Janelle". What the FUCK is going on in this house?

Erika & Mike walked into the house and then kissed in the kitchen. LOOK, I'm not going to write down every time they fucking kiss, that was the last time I'm writing that down. We all know both are finger fucking each other but don't expect Mike to be asking Erika to marry him on the finale show.

Erika now thinks it is "interesting" that Janelle has yet to figure out that she is with Chilltown... but how funny that this skinny HO doesn't know that Janelle is with Chilltown. Think of Chilltown has one cock entity and he's juggling 2 one twat and one princess... neither knows they are dating the same guy but they live in the same house. I don't know what I'm saying.

Mike also said Janelle is acting so "cocky". Excellent choice of words you runt. Now both have gone into the HOH room and Erika blabs "back to back HOH's" meaning they have the HOH room to fuck around to smear straight sticky stuff all over each other.

Mike is now talking to Erika about when her name was called to get into the house by Julie Chen during on the first day that he was "beaming" and looked over at Erika but didn't get the "look" from her to him. He also says that if we can get rid of "her" this week then this could be a really good moment in the end. This finale of him, Will & Erika means "alot to me".

He was also worried that Erika would vote him out last Thursday because she went to talk to Janelle right before the live vote that got out George. Erika said that Janelle was asking if Erika was going to vote out Mike and she told her no. Mike says "she hates me". Of course she does, WE ALL DO!

Minutes later they talk AGAIN about getting out Janelle and that if they have another POV comp like that that they can do it. Whatever, BB is going to fix the show so that Janelle and Will are the final 2. I REALLY choose to believe that.

Mike just repeatedly said that Erika was "calm" on the block earlier... this means Mike will use that as another reason to put her on the block over Will. He just ain't putting Will up. That cunt needs to get it out of her head, ain't gonna happen, bitch you're dismissed.

The time is 5:40 pm in the BB house and Mike Booger has made his nominations. But no one is talking about them! Erika looks pissed and is keeping quiet. Right now she's watching Will & Janelle play chess upstairs just outside of the HOH room while Mike is in the HOH room listening to music.

I'm just going to call it and say Erika & Janelle are up on the block. You see Erika, it ACTUALLY IS Bros Before Hoes. And you're a Ho. And Will's his Bro.

Hey Erika... Na na na boo boo stick your head in doo doo. Wait, she could still win POV... this could be interesting. Will she take out Will who's already fuckin won the game or Janelle because she's hard to beat in everything.

Now it is OFFICIAL. Janelle & Erika are on the block. Will was NOT nominated. So... the best thing could be Erika winning POV this week. If she would win she would pull herself off the block forcing Will to go on the block with Janelle. Erika is the deciding vote on who goes out this week.

If she's S-M-R-A-T then she would finally realize that Mike is going to pick Will over her if they are the final three. She has to get rid of Will now and make her reasoning be "he already won the game". You just can't argue with that. No one can.

Erika has to win. Has to. BITCH GOTTA WIN!

September 2nd: This happened last night that I thought was very interetings. Thanks to auntjulie for the capture. It seems it is DEFINITE that Erika is to go over Janelle if Erika does not win POV. Simple as that. If Erika wins POV then she needs to get rid of Will.

The time is 5 pm in the BB house and Mike & Erika are in the HOH room going over everything that has happened regarding HOH's, POV's and evictions. What I see is Mike USING Erika to get all the information from her regarding what's happened in the house. He's USING her so that maybe he can win and keep the nominations the same.

POV comp is currently getting prepared outside and the houseguests are on an indoor lockdoor. Will & Janelle are in the bug room sleeping it off for another victory!

Now Mike is sleeping in his HOH bed with a bandana over his eyes as Erika spoons him from behind. After some minutes pass she moves to the other side of the bed, her foot just hanging off the side... And guess what! The CAMERA zooms in on her toes that has toe nail polish chipped off all over the place. I mean it happens to everyone but not to everyone on TV, or the PC screen. Ohhh Erika, you're so easy to make fun of.

Downstairs Janelle has gotten up and left the bug room. She's checking out the house and then looks for something to eat that will in turn make her booty more bouncin'.

Back upstairs Erika is on the ground doing some pilates while wearing the headphones to the cd player and lets out a pussy fart or an ass fart, one or the other. She covers her mouth with her finger tips and stops doing pilates but stretches her legs. Ohhh Erika!

GuyTVBlog.com presents Erika's pussy fart/butt fart. Enjoy!

The time is 7:20 pm in the BB house and Erika has just finished up taking a shower. Mike is in the HOH room listening to music while Will & Janelle are in the bug room talking to each other from their beds.

AND THEN ERIKA walks over into the green room, which is right next door to the bug room, and lays down in bed... she can hear Will & Janelle talking about the POV game and Will quizzing Janelle... very interesting.

The reason she can hear is because there's a camera in an open area between the green room and the bug room that is located in the upper back corner of the dividing wall. She listens in and reacts facially to everything they are talking about.

Suddenly she coughs and Janelle covers her mouth and laughs under her hand. Will plays it cool and continues to talk but BOTH are well aware Erika was listening in on them. This also shows Erika that Will is favoring Janelle to win POV tonight and that he's helping her win through quizzing her.

Like I said, if Erika wins POV for some fucking reason, she will send Will home- I mean the Jury House. Just watch.

During Will & Janelle's conversation Erika starts talking loud so they can hear her and trying to join in the conversation. Will asks her for her opinion on something and Erika finally gets up and goes into the bug room to join them.

The time is 9:40 pm in the BB house and everyone is preparing for the final VETO comp. Janelle is dressed in her KICK MUTHA FUCKING ASS outfit quizzing to herself in the bug room. Erika is on the floor of the dining area stretching in her KICK MUTHA FUCKING ASS attire. Mike is in the gym working out wearing his KICK MUTHA FUCKING ASS clothing. And Will is in the HOH room listening to music, knows he safe and is just laying in bed doing nothing.

September 3rd: Just before midnight... the final POV comp was had.... Erika almost won it. Mike & Will weren't even close. And JANELLE WONNNNN PPOWER OFFF VEEETTTOOOO!

Janelle is safe. She's once again made it the final 3!!! Erika once again will be voted out 4th!!! Will win once again win the game!!! Wait.. I'm getting ahead of myself.

With Janelle having the Power to Vote either Will or Erika out of the game... she will of course vote out Erika because Erika has already made a claim that if any parts of the final HOH comp are endurance that she will hold onto her key for a month. With Will being a DUMBASS at comps and Mike just trying his hardest and always failing, it just doesn't make sense for Janelle to take out either member of Chilltown.

She has to play it smart and get out Erika. Now if Janelle sends out Will then Erika has a chance at winning the final HOH and getting herself the power to pick either Janelle or Mike to the final 2 spots. She won't take Janelle and Mike will win the game because Erika just sucks.

Sooo... with all that said... Janelle MUST must MUST evict Erika. Goodbye Erika. Don't let the door hit you on your ass out.

After the POV comp Janelle went for the shower and Will joined her soon after leaving Erika & Mike to talk. Mike was acting so badly about how he fucked it up and is now going to loose one of his "friends". Erika lets him beat himself up.

And then the CAMERA zOOOms into Erika's face. ZOOOOOMMM in on Erika's DOOOMMMM! ZOOOMMMM INNNN!

Erika finally gets up from the kitchen stool and straddles Mike hugging him. He keeps acting like he's hurt that either Will or her will leave. But we ALL know that Erika is the one to leave this week. Finally Erika gets off of Mike and Janelle comes back into the kitchen.

Mike starts giving "props" to Janelle for winning everything. Erika blames the hooks or something to her not winning. That she "had it" but lost because of some little mistake. Whatever, get out of Janelle's house.

Now I'm assuming Janelle will make it the final 2 but ya never know. Mike could win the final HOH and just shock everyone, even ME! Be prepared for anything.

What's this? Erika walks toward the downstairs bedrooms leaving Mike to go to Janelle and Will and tell them that Erika said "it's alright. I feel like I've already won the game". They all laugh and Mike once again congratulates Janelle.

Now Will and Mike start walking towards the downstairs bathroom and Janelle follows. She asks if Mike threw it tonight and he said he really tried but just fucked up. Then Janelle heads back to the kitchen and Mike starts talking to the camera as Will smiles.

Mike says "You wanted good versus evil... you got it!" I guess that officially means Erika is the one Chilltown will tell Janelle to evict. They head back to the kitchen and Will whispers something in her ear. She says "I know".

The reason why this good vs evil thing makes sense and Erika is the one to go is because Will made a comment that in his goodbye speech to Erika he will say something regarding good vs evil but I doubt that because he's counting on her vote in the end.

Suddenly Will says that he's "not allowed to talk about this but I had a meeting with Alison" who's one of the show's producers and not the first evicted houseguest. Then we flames. Before the feeds went to flames Mike was talking something about Hollywood screenwriters couldn't have come up with this... meaning this final four. Whatever.

Mike is now talking about how in week 2 Janelle told Mike "Win an HOH and do something" and then they had this "war" and that the jury houseguests are going to have their mind "blown" when they see the show. Whatever.

Janelle says she just beat James' POV Veto win record. She won 5 this season. He won 4 last season. Mike says that they were in England that they would be "superstars". Whatever. Everything Mike says something I'm just going to be like... Whatever. LOL.

The "evict Erika" game plan has now officially started. Will and Mike are talking about how Erika said this and that about who can win against who. Janelle tells them that Erika told her that she can't win against either member of Chilltown which makes Mike laugh out loud.

Will now tells them both about his pre planned eviction speech had he or Mike won POV. He was going to fake out Janelle and then suddenly evict Erika. But Will is talking a bit cocky... Could Janelle be telling the Diary Room that Will is going home? Could be... Could be!

Janelle is now whispering to Mike and Will that just after the POV comp Erika came up to her and told her that she knows she is evicting her. Then she tells Janelle that she can't beat Will in the final 2. Erika also says to Janelle that "we had an agreement for final 2" meaning that Janelle should honor that but Janelle said "you lied to me several times in this game". Erika supposely said "I know"

Now Janelle told Chilltown that no one is going to take her meaning Janelle to the final 2 and that she has to win that final 2 spot herself.

So that's that. Erika's going! Yippee! Janelle just called Erika "crazy" and that she's caught Erika lying several times. Erika was in the Diary Room for a long while and Mike says she's probably having a "break down". Erika comes out with a smile... possibly a fake one.

Janelle goes to the bathroom to brush her teeth. Erika is in the kitchen sitting on a stool while Chilltown goes to the Diary Room together. Erika goes to the bathroom to ask Janelle flat out if she is getting evicted so that she doesn't have to "play" all week.

Erika wants to just know already but Janelle says that her mind hasn't been made up. Erika is back to telling Janelle that she won't win against Will if she sends her home. That Chilltown will "gang up" on her in the final 3.

Janelle brings up that if Erika gets the final 2 that she will take Mike and evict her. It's a "loose loose" situation. Erika says that she can't beat her [Janelle] in the end and then Janelle tells Erika "yeah and that's why you're taking Mike to the final 2".

Janelle has now called out Erika for lying about evicting George this past thursday. They had made a deal for "final 2" if Erika would vote out Mike making it a tie so that Janelle herself could vote out Mike herself. But Erika claims that she "misunderstood" her and that Janelle said "the deal was done after that". "It was so fast that I fucked up" says Erika.

"Why would you take 2 people who are rich?" asks Erika. Erika is fighting to stay. Janelle now says that whether she gets rid of either Erika or Will that the other 2 will "gang up on me". Now Janelle has called out Erika that if she stays and gets the final HOH that she will take out Janelle and take Mike in the end to win against him.

Mike comes out and sees them talking in the bathroom and just calls them out to use the HOH room to talk.

Upstairs Erika is back to telling Janelle that no one can win against Will. Erika wants to promise on her "mother" that she will not take Mike to the final 2 if she stays and wins the final HOH. Janelle says that their "trust" is broken. Erika is lying yet again about not wanting "the 2 of them" in the house meaning Chilltown. Whatever bitch.

Erika keeps telling Janelle that her boyfriend, Josh from Big Brother 1, left her "high and dry". Wow and this is after Josh was on a talk show routing for Erika. God Erika is such a BITCH!

Now both are talking in circles about the same points, over and over. Janelle feels like she was "pretty clear" about what she wanted during her last HOH about wanting Mike out but that Erika believes that Janelle wasn't "clear".

Ohhh that bitch just said "I don't have the luxury of having someone in the house so I can give you my word that I will take you to the final 2". Bitch meaning Erika. Janelle just asked Erika "Why would you take me over Mike if you can beat him". Erika doesn't believe she can win against Mike... but she can because the jury will look at the Will as the master player and Will just another floater riding on Will's coattails.

Erika keeps pleading to be spared this week because Mike owns 6 resturants and Will is a doctor. But Erika could have gotten rid of Mike this past Thursday if she really meant that. Janelle keeps saying that she has to think about it and that she's been lied to many times in this game.

Erika asks who has lied to her. Janelle says "mike" to which Erika laughs. She keeps trashing Will now and saying Will said this and that about you- Whatever bitch. Tell her what you said about her.

Erika keeps saying that no one in the jury will vote for her to win but then Janelle asks "why would you take 50,000 over 500,000?" Erika keeps saying she won't win against Mike but she will. Janelle finally escapes the HOH room leaving an almost tearful Erika alone to pity herself.

Everyone to their corners. We've got plenty of time before Erika gets evicted! Wait, Janelle is outside on the backyard couch and out comes Will. He starts to work his angle on getting out Erika but first trying to figure out why Janelle is "upset" when she isn't. Janelle says she's "thinking". Will is annoying. He's actually worried!

Now Janelle tells Will what Erika said he said about her behind her back. Will asks if he can "call her out" on it. Janelle really doesn't answer. Minutes later Mike comes out to find out.

It seems Janelle has told Will what Erika said he said about Janelle. Will says "she's grasping at straws" and campaigning. Janelle said she "sweared on her mother" and they bring up that everyone has sweared on their kids and the bible.

Will talks about calling out Erika and guess who comes outside. Erika. She creeps onto the couch as they talk about Danielle and George going to the Jury House. Silence now between them all! Erika now lights up a smoke and starts puffing away. I mean why does a pilate instructor smoke? Why do people build up their bodies and then smoke their insides to death?

Anyways, Erika says something about her knee and then it's dead quiet again. Mike gets up to fold the towels from the dryer and Erika jokes around that "you're folding them wrong" and then Janelle joins in. They are both making fun of James and how he would make comments about the towels.

Both Will & Janelle leave to go inside leaving Erika and Mike outside. She says it was "fun" making it this far with him. She now says that Mike could "campaign" against her and making it seem that he wants to go to the end with Will... Mike says "I'm not going to do that". He also says that it is between you 3 and then he goes into his fucked up reasoning. Erika must be pissed! Yeah!

Inside, in the bug room, Will is whispering in Janelle's ear sweet MIND FUCKING bullshit. Will Janelle yet again fall for his shit? Suddenly Will gets up from the bed to check to see if Erika is easedropping again but Janelle says "she's not". Will says he's "annoyed" by Erika.

He's upset that Erika is using his name to insult someone else. He says that he has made fun of people in the house and that it is a funny mean comment that they will laugh about later. But this "hurting your feelings" is not what he does.

Now Will says he's not going to call Erika out but will tear her apart in the Diary Room. Janelle is most bothered by Will supposely saying that Janelle has "ruined his life". He keeps saying that Erika "misinterpreted" what he may have said. I guess everyone misunderstands each other, such an easy as fuck excuse in the house to get out of something you did.

Don't worry readers, Janelle will evict Erika because going to the end with Chilltown is more fun than loosing the game to Erika.

Later Erika interrupts Will and Janelle and says something not wanting to be alone and doesn't care if Will is campaigning. She just wants to talk and be with someone. Mike is in the Diary Room if anyone cares.

The time is 2:30 am in the BB house and all four are outside in the backyard talking. Mike is bashing the Jury. Here we go. Mike says James is "unemployed and moved to a city for his girlfriend without any real direction, between jobs". He then says "Chicken George... need I say more?" He also says Marcellas is a "fake entertainment career, whatever, stylist slash I'm a host, I'm a this and I'm a that, I have 20 personal assistants and I've done 20 pilots- No you're 40 years old and an angry black man." He also says "Howie... don't even need to go there".

The whole point of this was to defend Danielle and her eviction. Mike trusts that Danielle is the only player that will vote for the "best player" and he says everyone else is "biased" because they took this game too personally. Interesting. Translation... whoever left in this house that makes it the final 2, TAKE ME!

Janelle & Will enter the house. Erika starts selling out Janelle saying that Janelle wants you out and she wants to take Will to the end over Mike. Mike thinks she's an "idiot" for doing this. Erika now slips up telling Mike that if she stays something about taking Janelle to the final 2 but that she'll break her word thus sending an angry Janelle into the jury to vote against her and for Mike to win.

Mike said that "those chicks" from last season took out Janelle last season so when you, Erika, leaves don't worry about us. Mike keeps slipping up that Erika is going home. No questions about it. "I have faith in you guys" says Erika about getting out Janelle.

Erika keeps blaming or bitchin' about the POV comp hooks that kept breaking on her. Whatever Bitch. [Hand to her face] Ain't listening no more!

Mike just told Erika the main reason that Janelle will vote out Erika is because you will hold onto something forever. He says him and Will will "bow out". She's also trying to figure out why Janelle would take 2 people who are aligned, meaning Will & Mike rather than her and Mike... but aren't you and Mike FUCKING ALIGNED?

I mean the reasoning this bitch comes up with! It's such bullshit! Erika also assumes that if Will & Janelle are in the end that Will will win because Erika isn't voting for her but is voting for Wil... even though she will have gotten played by Chilltown all season long!

So Erika says she will vote for Will, Mike will vote for Will and that James & Danielle will vote their way. But WHO IS THIS BITCH to say who is voting for who?

The time is 9:50 pm in the BB house and the foursome are all in the kitchen. Erika isn't so happy but the other 3 joke around and chat about good times... and George.

During the day Erika trashed Janelle and her gameplay. Mike trashed Janelle and her gameplay. Will trashed Erika and her gameplay. Janelle... well Janelle did something, I just missed it.

Erika has also told Mike that she is going to campaign "hard" against Will. So... Mike has warned Janelle and Will that Erika wants to "start trouble". Fuck you Erika, you ain't staying this week. Out you go!

Erika also has voiced her opinions to Will & Janelle on their whispering. She just wants them to say what they are saying out in the "open" and they won't. Oh Erika... get a grip, life continues in the BB house without you and your unMASTERFUL gameplay.

September 4th: Just as the clock hits midnight in the BB house Erika & Mike are in the HOH room. Mike is taking a shower while Erika is in her bathrobe. She makes a comment about Mike's penis and he says "it's harmless" and then oh so witty Erika says "I hope not" with a smile. Yuck.

Downstairs Janelle and Will are in the bed talking about life and interests. Boring

Back upstairs Mike and Erika are in the HOH bathroom exchanging more comments about Will & Janelle. They just can't seem to get over that both Will & Janelle are the ones that matter in the house.

Minutes later while Erika is now in the HOH shower and Mike is in the bathroom messing with his contacts... Erika asks Mike if he's ever lived with a woman. He says yes but only about a month... she's just curious to know.

Moments later both are in bed now and are talking about relationships. Erika is trying to figure Mike's relationship patterns while Mike tries to explain them. I'm done with them.

The time is 4:40 pm in the BB house and all four are in the kitchen. Will is at the dining room table working on a paper plane project left in the storage room while the others are in the kitchen getting something to eat.

Exciting... I know.

Here's what's interesting. They have now figured out that the show is ending early. They also believe that someone may be coming back but no one is. Will believes something major is happening outside of the house that all the TV networks are focusing on and no one really cares about Big Brother. Well, no one really cares about Erika and Mike's showmance.

Janelle is expected to use the POV on herself so Will & Erika have packed their suitcase... for a LIVE EVICTION TOMORROW! Wow. One more day of Erika's bullshit in the house!

Right now they are all four trying to play a game similiar to the one featured in that POTC2 movie that involves dice and lying about what you have.

The time is 8 pm in the BB house and some recent talk between Will & Mike have lead me to believe that Mike is planning on sending Will to the Jury House if he wins the final HOH because Mike believes he can win against Janelle in the final 2.

And Will doesn't want to "hurt" Janelle's feelings if Will wins the final HOH and picks Mike to be in the final 2 with him over Janelle... but will Will actually choose Mike?

They also mentioned once before about throwing an endurance comp if one was coming up to Janelle but now Mike wants Will to flirt her off the endurance comp so that Mike can win that comp. Hopefully then Will will win the other part giving them the chance to compete against each other for the final HOH.

Right now Erika is in the gym with Janelle. And then we get flames RIGHT FUCKING when I'm about to ease drop on their conversation. Thanks Will!

Feeds are back. Janelle is still questioning herself about taking Erika into the final 3 instead of Will because she feels Erika will betray her and take Mike. Erika says she has been an honest player and that she will "promise you on my family" that she will take Janelle to the final 2 spot if she stays this week.

Erika keeps implying that she will be here to "help you". She also says she's been "honest" throughout the entire game... whatever bitch. Erika now says that she'd "hate" to see Janelle leave 3rd again and her leave 4th again.

Janelle almost sounds as if she's buying Erika's bullshit slash truth but we'll just have to wait and see what Janelle does on the live eviction show. Erika just said something rather interesting. She said that Chilltown is trying to turn her and Janelle against each other. She says why not let us join forces and get them out. You take out Will this round and me and you take out Mike next round.

BUT... is Erika hoping that both members of Chilltown in the jury house are 2 votes for her and if so then all she'll need are 2 more votes to win against Janelle. Ohhh Erika... douch-a... douch-a.... Janelle now says her usual "I don't know what to do".

Erika is back to trashing Will's use of Janelle in the house. "He tells me everything you know. He's playing both of us". She says he was banking on me, Erika, winning the POV and kicking you out and vice versa. Erika now says that Will has kicked out all your friends... she's doing a good job painting a horrid picture of Will.

Oh... I'm shocked that Erika is now convincing me of this great MASTER PLAN of kicking out Chilltown. BUT Erika has showed Janelle that Erika can't be trusted with her actions with Danielle. Erika blames Will and not Mike for this influenced decision that she made herself. Janelle... whatever you do, just get to the final 2 this year!

Erika keeps saying "I'm done with these boys playing us both. I'm done". Janelle keeps saying that she already told Will that he's staying and that Mike will be "yelling" at her for doing this but Erika says "Fuck Boogie, Fuck Boogie". Erika keeps saying Will has called Janelle a "slut" at some point during this game.

Janelle just said... "I think you're right". FUCK. If Erika fucks over Janelle... then she is worthy of being called a "cunt" to her face... by Janelle on the live eviction. Yeah!

Both girls end up going outside to the couch where Erika tells Janelle that Mike's loyalty is to Will and not to her. She now knows that. Erika keeps telling Janelle that she swears on her mother that she will kick Mike out on his ass because he doesn't need the money. Erika is really pushing this idea on Janelle.

But we all know Janelle will run to Will and spill it all and then Will will turn it around back on Erika... come on... if Janelle does this than Will will have the final word on this week's eviction.

Everyone... Erika deserves to be called a "cunt" if she screws Janelle this up coming week. And Will deserves to be called a "slut" for mind fucking everyone. He's got to have some kind of MTD [Mind transmitted disease].

You know if Erika can get Janelle to do this plan of hers then she really does deserve to be worthy of the title All Star.

WHOAAAA Janelle just AGREED to EVICTING WILL!!!!! She says that she still has to keep up the lie that she's evicting Erika. Erika says fine. Later they go inside for wine... I almost hope Janelle is doing this and that Erika is going to keep her word.

IT'S DONE. Janelle and Erika shoke hands, clinked wine glasses and looked each other in the eye and agreed to make sure that both girls are in the final 2. Now they start exchaning information they've kept from each other. About what Will said or done. That type of stuff.

Erika now tells Janelle that Will & especially Mike are so confident that they are getting to the final 3 spot and that Erika is going home. And that they are saying this in front of Erika. This pisses Erika off. That Mike believes Erika is done.

She also tells Janelle that if the first part is endurance than after Mike drops out that she will drop out and give it to Janelle. But then Janelle questions if Erika can beat Mike in the questions challenge. Erika then asks if she should win endurance and let Janelle battle Mike in the questions... this is getting good.

If Will leaves this Tuesday on the live eviction than Mike is going to be screaming in fury at Janelle. All Janelle has to do is say that Erika was with me in the decision and then Mike will rip apart both girls. Hopefully this will show Erika that Mike never really did give a shit about her.

"Screw him" says Janelle about Will. Finally Chilltown boys come inside and the girls stop talking game.

Now all we have to do is wait to see if Erika is going to fuck Janelle over by telling Mike someting along the lines of 'I got her to do this so that we can be in the final 2' bullshit.

Earlier, outside, while this deal was made, Mike is going AWF on Will about how pissed he'll be at Janelle if she sends out Will. He'll "piss/shit in/on her face". Class Act Mike Booger. Class Act!

He's also referring to both ladies in the house as "bitches" and that they think they are going to steal" the show away from them. Mike also says to himself "God I hate those bitches". I guess there's no relationship outside of the house with Erika. Go ladies, fuck the men!

Will has also confirmed that he has been playing Janelle this whole time and wants Erin, his girlfriend outside of the show, after all this is done. If he is sent to the Jury House he will make sure Janelle doesn't win or something like that. But why not just respect Janelle for getting out Will or will is ego be busted forever and a day?

Later everyone was outside on the red couches having an awkward silent moment. Mike looks pissed. Janelle is thinking. Will is mind fucking himself. Erika is smoking. Finally Mike asks if anyone wants to play pool. Erika doesn't. Then Janelle says no. Mike gets up and starts to play by himself. Will and Janelle get up and go inside to take showers... With Erika still outside with Mike, Mike asks her if she wants to be alone and Erika says "yes".

It looks as if this is going to happen. It's Women VS Men in the final four!

September 5th: Part 1 Just before midnight the shit is almost but not ready to hit the fan. Janelle and Erika have made a pact to go the final 2 together and to fuck over Chilltown. Chilltown is aware that this might happen so mostly Mike is going AWF on the ladies behind their back.

Right now Erika was outside on the hammock while Mike is playing pool by himself. She gets up and walks past him and he asks "what's wrong". She won't tell him and goes inside. Mike says "fuck" to himself and starts talking to himself about if Janelle said something and now he has to be "nice" to Erika to get her vote in the Jury... he's assuming she's still leaving.

Erika sits inside while Mike plays outside. Janelle & Will are in the showers at this moment. Erika goes outside to get her cloths and Mike asks again "what's wrong". She says she's "not meant to win this game" and Mike keeps asking what Janelle said to her. She says "I know I'm leaving" and says "we were just talking" referring to Janelle and her chatting earlier.

Mike is trying to be "nice" to her by telling her she's done good and she keeps saying she's leaving. She gets tired of his bullshit and walks back into the house with her clothes. Mike is back to talking to himself asking what went wrong. Something is happening and Mike is aware something has happened.

Mike now goes inside to find Janelle in the bathroom. He's trying to find out what's wrong with Erika from Janelle but Janelle ain't telling. She claims to not know what's wrong with Erika. Erika is over in the green room watching the spiders.

Mike goes back outside to play pool by himself. Will goes outside and they exchange words. Will is on his way back inside and Mike tries to get him to not go inside. Will says the girls are in the bathroom talking but Mike ACTUALLY BELIEVES Erika has given up and tells Will this.

Will still goes inside because he never listens to Mike and out comes Erika to play pool, she seems in a happy mood. She plays it off as this will be her "final" game in the house. FUCK THEM HARD LADIES, FUCK THEM HARD!

Inside Will & Janelle grab the cards to play and chat. The sing while they walk, they've been singing all night and keep rebelling BB who keeps demanding they "stop singing". Madonna seems to be the song of the night, not sure which one, I guess I'm not as gay as I thought because I don't know Madonna's entire library of songs!

Later Erika goes into the red room to talk with Janelle about their deal. She says that she is so sick of them, meaning Chilltown, and wants Mike OUT! She says the internet is begging for Janelle to do this. WE ARE!

Will is in the Diary Room and Janelle tells Erika that everytime she had a decision that she would change it... at the last minute... hinting because of Will. Janelle starts asking for Erika to promise her and Erika says she's "pissed" at Mike for romancing her in the house and she wants HIM OUT. Janelle says she's never been "played" by a guy before so she finds getting out Will something she is almost not wanting to do.

Erika says to let them think we are against each other. Surprise Will tomorrow by evicting him. Don't tell him beforehand. Janelle is now telling Erika to act pissed and that I told you that you're leaving. Erika says I already told Mike that.

Come on Janie, get out Will! PPPLLLEEEAAASSSEEE!

The time is 2:30 am in the BB house and Janelle is outside on the red couch smoking, thinking. Right when I turned on the feeds, Erika is getting up and heading outside. She goes for the sliding door and finds Janelle.

She's back to work on getting Janelle to evict Will. Erika reminds her that didn't Will promise you that Howie was safe and he lied about that. Janelle says she has reasons she would keep Will but doesn't want to go into them. Erika thinks they are both a couple of liars.

She now tells Janelle that Chilltown were in the hot tub joking around about being in the final 2, being mean to the jury and telling the jury that they have to vote for one of them to win and then they'll split the money. Erika is pissed at hearing this... supposly hearing this.

Janelle tells Erika again that she should have gotten out Mike last Thursday. She says yet again that she "fucked up". Janelle now says that Will told her not to put up Chilltown and that Will is good at getting her to do what he wants.

Erika keeps reminding Janelle about Will getting out her friends. Marcellas. Howie. Now she says that Will has a girlfriend outside of the house and is treating her like this by flirting with you... he's evil for doing this to his girlfriend outside of the house. Janelle keeps saying "I know" like a broken record.

Erika now says Will will "respect" her for evicting him. And HE WILL! Erika just called Mike an "asshole" and wanted to "punch him". Now Erika tells Janelle what Mike said to her about her wanting to campaign against Will. Mike basically said don't bother cause you're going home and that Will has Janelle wrapped around his finger.

NOW Erika says that her, Janelle and Danielle should have gotten together and banded together against Chilltown and all the men. NOW SHE FUCKING SAYS IT. James is brought up and Janelle calls him "crazy" and an "asshole" based on Erika's comments about James wanting Janelle out and spilling information to the rest of the house from Season 6.

WHOA. Both ladies just revealed to each other that they are part of Chilltown. They both said Will and Mike said that "this is Chilltown" and Erika got up and walked across the yard screaming in amazement. IT IS FINALLY HAPPENING. They are finally sharing information.

Janelle and Erika says "I Hate them". Erika is fuming. Janelle jokes that they told her she's only the member of Chilltown since Shannon. Erika says "they think they got us". Janelle says she's so embarrased about her evictions and her gameplay. Erika says "me too".

Janelle whispers something in Erika's ear that Will said and Erika says "I hate them" over and over. Janelle says she's "embarrased" about this being on television and that she'll be friends with him afterwards but is still embarrased.

Erika says "let's get them" and Janelle nods her head. Talking about Mike being shocked tomorrow. "I can't believe them" says Janelle. They both now said they regret all the "nice things" they said about Chilltown in the Diary Room. "Fuck them" says Erika.

FINALLY Janelle says "I just want to beat them at this game". FINALLY! Erika says she was a "fool" and Janelle says she had it worst because she got Howie to trust Chilltown. Janelle wants to go upstairs and call Mike out. But she won't. They plan on tricking Mike that he's going to the end with them so he won't try so hard to win the final HOH.

Erika just said Will made me not answer Danielle's doorbell request and slept with me and held my hand all night. Janelle says she knows because Will told her. They keep sharing more and more information about CT telling each lady that they are still in the game because of them.

"Okay... but we can fucking fix this" says Erika. Erika now reveals that she didn't vote out Mike that week because she felt she was still in Chilltown. Again with Janelle thinking she was a better player than this. Erika says that CT never thought that we would get together and share information.

Okay, Erika has redeemed herself and I RESPECT her. I LOVE her. Just don't fuck Janelle. Both go to the final 2 and WIN.

Janelle says when Will goes out the door they can stick their middle finger up and say "Shomance this". LOL. Janelle now says Will "started" around week 6 after Kaysar left. They joke around how they must look like idiots on TV and that it's good that they got together in the nick of time to change things.

Now they talk about spilting the money and that Will was going to step down. Erika is so pissed and keeps walking around the yard yelling but trying to cut her screams short so that they don't wake up.

"We're smarter than this Janelle, what the fuck happened to us?" asks Erika. Janelle says they told us the same things. Erika says they they kept us against each other and that the internet most be going nuts! WE ARE! At least I am.

Now Erika says "lie to them" like they did to everyone and just say "you're safe" and then get them out. Finally they say that at least they got rid of everyone else in the house even if CT was behind it.

After some Danielle talk about CT using Erika to get her out... Will comes outside. They cover up their chat saying they are talking to "Jokers" meaning Joker's Updates, one of my many sources for BB info.

Will goes back inside after getting "water" and Janelle goes inside leaving Erika alone. "Game on Boys" says Erika. Janelle comes back outside saying Will has to know. "Those mutha fuckers" says Janelle. "Can you believe what they've done?" asks Janelle.

Janelle blames her personality because she always needs someone and Will as "there". Erika says that's why they got rid of Danielle because they didn't have her. Janelle now says Will had her downstairs and Mike had Erika upstairs and both were telling them "exactly what we wanted to hear".

"They almost had this entire game" says Janelle. She also tells Erika that you would have no idea what Will was telling her. "ohhh Goodness" says Janelle to herself but says the ladies "caught on... just barely".

They suddenly see a spider wrapping up a moth in a web and laugh that that's what they are going to do to Will tomorrow... Guess who's up again and outside... WILL!

Erika goes inside real quick and Will sits on the couch with him and he gets back to his sweet MIND FUCKING whispers to her. He asks "Is Scrubika being nice to you" and Janelle says yes. Will asks what does she have to say to him and she won't tell him.

Erika is back outside and sings the exact same song Janelle said they were singing to the internet when Will asked Janelle what they were doing. "Let's go for a walk outside..." song with that family that travels in a 60's colorful bus. Whatever they are called, some bird family.

Later Erika finally goes inside and then so do Janelle & Will. Now we wait until tomorrow to find out what's going to happen next.

The time is 2:20 pm in the BB house and everyone is in the kitchen either cleaning or eating. Having good times. Janelle keeps telling "no" to Will everytime he whispers something in her ear. He is so desperate that he's leaving today that he's grabbing her and forcing smiles but he's so dead in the water it ain't even funny no more.

Eariler Mike said "this is my house" to himself referring to the ladies of the house taking over. He has his outfit already picked out for the endurance comp. He's going to fight to stay on.

Erika also mentioned early this morning that Will shouldn't have slept in the "cursed" red room because the people who sleep there are the ones who usually leave the house. She chuckles to herself.

And Will has a new nickname for Janelle... "Robotic Barbie". She hates that and tells him to "shut up".

September 5th: Part 2 Guess who's left the BB house... WILL! Janelle voted out Will and the world celebrated, well a tiny part of it celebrated.

Right now Janelle and Erika are talking in the kitchen about Will's eviction, Mike being in the Diary Room right now going AWF and had Will stayed would have swept the jury.

Part 1 of the 3 part HOH comp this week was a big volcano and all three left in the game had to have their backs to the kick ass volcano with both hands up above their hands holding a key. After about 20 or so seconds, Mike jumps off like a bitch and makes comments that it doesn't matter if he doesn't win this HOH because they HAVE to take him to the final 2 to win...

Janelle makes a comment that she isn't taking Erika and both ladies act as if they are going to fight to win part 1. But Janelle's hand comes off the key when Mike comes off and she was eliminated after a commerical break after the playback is revealed by Julie Chen.

Janelle doesn't believe it and is pissed. Erika wins Part 1. And now with Mike in the Diary Room venting both ladies talk about the final 2 spots and getting Mike out.

Janelle tells Erika that "Will always said he was the fox and I was the bunny... who's the bunny now bitch?" They both laugh! [Thanks TRD for the quote capture!]

"Well, I feel less stupid now" says Erika while Janelle agrees. Janelle refers to what has happened this whole time with Will as a "bad dream".

They keep referring back to what both members of Chilltown told them. Janelle just compared that this moment in the game is like when 2 girls get together and compare notes that they are seeing the same guy. Janelle brought up the "secret ninja's" reference CT would use and Erika says they didn't use it her but they did only she doesn't remember.

Erika says that Mike has been in the Diary room a long time. Janelle says he's pissed and got played just like they did. They also mention Mike's comment regarding Erika being in the Jury when she had not been voted out yet.

Janelle was about to say "the last straw was.." but Mike came out of the Diary Room and went straight into the bedrooms away from the ladies who are in the kitchen. Mike now walks by the kitchen and Erika asks "Boogie are you okay" and he says "not really, I've never been in here without him". BOO FUCK YOU HOO BOOGER.

God I am such a male cunt when I write these updates!

Later Janelle confronts Mike in the living room if he's doing okay. Mike says yeah and that it was a good move and that Mike really feels Will was into Janelle or something like that. He says he's going through what Janelle went through when Howie was evicted.

They both sit down in the living room and Mike asks where's Erika. Janelle says Diary Room. Now Mike is back to playing that Janelle should take him to the final 2... expect him to do the same thing to Erika... hopefully the girls share this information again and not let Mike play them both.

Erika suppposely said to Will as he went out the door "checkmate" according to Mike. I guess the show-ho-flirt-finger fuck romance is done. Mike now says Erika was PLAYING HIM all along!!!!

Now Janelle still believes that she didn't take her hand off during part 1 of the HOH comp but she did and she sounds like James.

Ohhh Janelle is lying to Mike now about not telling Erika ahead of time that she wasn't going home. That Janelle made this decision to evict Will all on her own. Good girl Janie!

Silence passes and then Mike calls Janelle "a bad ass bitch" while she's sitting there. She doesn't respond.

After some small chit chat Erika comes out of the Diary Room and Janelle gets ready to go in. Erika takes a seat in the living room and both Mike and her tell each other congratulations in being in the final 3.

Some flames erupt on the screens so I miss their chat. When the feeds return we find Erika asking if Mike is happy she's still in the game. He says yeah but he needs time to "adjust". He goes into the Diary Room while Erika rolls his eyes.

Erika joins Janelle in the bathroom and they exchange information. GOOD GIRLS! Janelle tells Erika that she lied to Mike about what is really going on. Erika says to keep him in the "dark". Janelle jokes around that Mike said "She's good. Erika has been playing me". Erika laughs and says it was the other way around and laughs about it all.

Erika says "no we're not taking you kid" referring to Mike trying to get Janelle to take him over her in the final 2. Both ladies are exchanging all the information that Mike says to them... GOOD FUCKING GIRLS!

Janelle jokes around that Mike is going to try to sleep with Erika tonight. Erika says that's gross and can't believes she kissed them. "I hate them both" says Erika. "Maybe Boogie doesn't see it as Will playing me but I do" says Janelle and Erika says Mike knows Will was playing him.

Erika and Janelle have moved their talk to the kitchen. They already plan on wearing the red dress and the black dress from prom when they make it the final 2. And Erika is already joking about what she'll say if she wins the final HOH.

Both ladies say that when they watched the 20 houseguests special before the season started that both their mothers told them to watch out for Will.

Later Erika goes into the bug room and talks to the camera about how "eerie" it is now because there use to be 14 people in this house.

Erika grabs her pink teddy and jumps up and down because all they have to do is win the next part of the HOH comp to be final 2. Janelle says that she put up Erika 3 times and Erika says she put up Janelle once. They laugh about it all.

Kaysar is brought up and both think Kaysar is going nuts after tonight. Janelle reveals that Kaysar wanted Janelle to put up Will first week. Both ladies keep rehashing Mike's comment about "you can't take each other to the finals" and Erika says "watch us".

Janelle keeps beating herself up for not winning one endurance comp last season and this season. She really wanted to win this one. Janelle suddenly grabs the deck of cards and says she has some "Jedi drilling" to get to.

Finally Mike comes out of the Diary Room and Janelle quickly goes in. He passes Erika in the kitchen and she asks "How was it" and he says "good" and goes straight for the restroom. He's sniffling! I think he has been crying but not sure about that.

He comes out and he and Erika chit chat about the art department being upset that everyone gave up so quickly and then Mike goes into the gym to get on the treadmill. He and Erika exchange a few words about this big move in the game and why he's "hurt".

Mike says that Will likes a "move" like that but he doesn't like a "big surprise". Whatever.

Oh god Mike is now talking about the "format being flawed" meaning the last POV and him winning HOH and that he had a "fantasy of Will and him making it" meaning he was never going to take Erika to the final 2 when he promised her earlier in the game that he would.

The time is 8:20 pm in the BB house. Both ladies are in the red room sharing more information regarding what Mike has said in the house to each one. Janelle says there is no way he is getting to the final 2. Erika says they "fucked with our emotions and I don't play like that".

Janelle calls herself an "idiot" for trusting Will so much. "I have nothing to say for myself".

September 6th: Just before midnight we find Mike already asleep in the BB house while Janelle & Erika search for Janie's gloves, the ones she wears for HOH/POV comps.

Janelle says she's going back inside to talk to the Diary Room about them and Erika continues looking outside but she mutters to herself "Those mother fuckers. That's okay. Will got his and Boogie is about to get his".

Well... Erika is one pissed off woman. Other than this... the whole house is just boring. The ladies keep rehashing everything CT did to them and everything is just recycled over and over. Mike is hardly talking and is keeping to himself.

Outside Erika is sitting on the red couch with her feet up against a window. A camera zooms in on them... I know, real exciting but hold on... she starts talking to the camera man because she can see his hands. She then says "Are you guys happy that we finally freakin' caught on to those bastards?" She goes on to say that a couple of "good girls" should win this year.

Janelle comes back outside for yet another EXCITING annoucement that she has yet to find her comp gloves. "They're gone". Expect this conversation to go on all fucking night.

The time is 1:22 am in the BB house and Janelle & Erika are outside still comparing Chilltown notes. They both get pissed when they find out Will told both of them "It's 3 on 1 this week, don't worry". Janelle says "fuck him" and "3 on 1, 3 on fucking 1, well guess what mutha fucker, now it's 2 on 1".

The time is 10 pm in the BB house and the feeds are showing trivia questions. PART FUCKING 2 OF THE FINAL HOH comp is underway! Janelle has been unable to find her competition gloves all day and Mike has kept to himself sleeping most of the day. Erika and Janelle have spent nearly the entire day figuring out eevveerryytthhiinngg! They even figured out that Danielle was with Chilltown.

They also have Mike believing that both want to take him to the final 2 spot if either lady wins the final HOH so hopefully Mike will tank during part 2 that's happening right now.

September 7th: The time is 12:20 pm in the BB house and PART FUCKING 2 has just ended. I might as well just say this. Mike FUCKING WON. So now Mike and Erika will go head to fucking head in PART 3 to be held live on tonight's FINAL LIVE EVICTION SHOW.

I can't believe this. Janelle is saying that this part of the HOH comp was more geared for Mike because of the amount of arm strength involved. FUCK.

Right now Mike is in the Diary Room celebrating while Janelle & Erika figure out how to get Mike to throw this part so that Erika would win the final HOH. But... it looks like the wheels in Erika's head are turning... Maybe she just might SCREW Janelle and throw the last part of this week's HOH comp so that Mike will win and take Erika to the final 2. Either way she'll get 2nd place.

Now here me out. If Erika throws this and lets Mike win then Mike will get revenge for Will and evict Janelle. Erika is guaranteed the final 2 no matter what! She JUST may make Mike the "bad guy" by evicting Janelle thus giving Erika one vote for her in the jury so that Janelle's vote for Erika will veto Will's vote that will go to Mike. So now all Erika has to worry about is getting 3 votes to win. Just 3.

That's how I would look at it... if I was skinny smoking drag queen. Oh god... Erika's going to throw it, I just fucking know this bitch is going to throw it. DAMN IT.

Right now Erika is telling Janelle that Mike needs her vote so that he won't

It seems Mike is out of the Diary Room a very happy man and I think he has mentioned that he has won a car. Fucker. Janelle goes into the Diary Room.

Erika and Mike get straight to talking. Mike thinks either of them can beat Janelle. He says he will take Erika to the final 2 and has no problem sending Janelle out. Now he wants Erika to "dump it" meaning part 3 of the HOH comp and to let him be the "bad guy" to get her out of the house.

Erika says that if Mike wins and evicts her that she won't get his vote. He says the same thing to her. Saying that they both have to take each other to win. Erika asks if Mike said some bad things about her in the Diary Room. Mike says he only said something bad last night referring to her getting Janelle to "ruin his dream" of getting to the final 2 with Will...

This has to show Erika that weeks back his promise to take her to the final 2 meant nothing. NOTHING! I hope Erika fights in part 3... Oh God I hope.

Mike keeps saying "we can be frank now". But Mike is never really admitting to what he and Will did all season. He still has no idea that both ladies in the house know EVERYTHING.

They discuss George's vote if both ladies are left in the house and Erika thinks Mike will win if he's in the final 2. He just said "we just won" to Erika and that "we just took down the best player ever". He now asks if she trusts him if she lets him win tomorrow. She says she doesn't know.

Now all we have to do is wait to see if Erika shares ALL the information she's talking about with Mike to Janelle later tonight or will she just give Janelle select amounts of information later tonight...

Mike can't stop smiling because he believes he will win BB ALL STARS. He's saying this in front of Erika. Mike also says he won't like the end result if Janelle wins against him, he'd rather have Erika win against him.

Ohhh Erika just asked if Mike will throw the last part and let her win the final HOH... "I couldn't do that". Mike says that they should just both fight for the last part and do what they want. He also adds that he will not take Janelle to the final 2 if he wins the last part.

Janelle comes out of the Diary Room and in goes Erika. Janelle starts asking Mike what Erika said and he starts spilling it all. He's not holding back. Interesting. He's actually being honest at this point.

Janelle now asks what he's going to do if he wins tomorrow. He says he doesn't know but we all know he wants Janelle out. He's not being honest to Janelle about that. He just now said that he'd much rather Janelle WIN if he leaves!

Man, if Janelle tells Mike that he said he'd rather for her to win against Erika... than Erika WILL THROW the last part of the HOH comp. FUCK. Oh wait, Mike just said that he may evict Erika but I believe that's bullshit he's feeding Janelle.

Minutes later Mike brings up a good point that neither him or Janelle have had to pack all season long.

Erika is now out of the Diary Room and all 3 are talking about Mike winning a car in tonight's comp.

The time is 3:45 am in the BB house and all 3 are in the red room talking about good times. It seems earlier Erika is reconnecting with Mike. They even KISSED. FUCK. He also keeps telling her that he did everything in the house for her.

She looks as if she believes him. She's back to being an "idiot" if she believes him. If Mike ends up getting in the final 2 because of Erika and then Mike wins... then a CUNT will have won this year and a BITCH would have won last year aka Maggie.

Much later that night Erika gets up from her bed as she is wide awake and very anxious to talk to Janelle. Mike is back to his bed sleeping while Janelle is fresh from a shower. Now both ladies are drilling each other about anything that could come up in the tie breaker question in the final part of the HOH comp. Either Erika is using Janelle or getting her help to them both.

The time is 2:27 pm in the BB house and all 3 are out in the backyard enjoying stories of the past weeks and outside houseguests from previous seasons who were not All Stars.

Earlier 2 things happened. Erika told Mike that she's going to throw tonight's final part of the HOH comp to Mike so that he can win and take her to the final 2.

And then later Erika had expressed to herself that she wants Mike out and that she HAS to win tonight's final part of the HOH comp. That she wants to take Janelle to the final 2 still and that she wants her to be the "pawn" role and for Janelle to represent the "competitor" role. Good Girl!

If I remember right Erika won her Q&A sessions during her seasons so she has a very good chance of winning the final HOH tonight. Both ladies have played a great game.

Also Janelle and Erika discuss their goodbye messages to Mike if he is evicted tonight. Janelle says she left a better one than last one she left with Will, about the 2 girls figuring everything out.

Well... it FUCKING HAPPENED. Mike won the final HOH and evicted Janelle. Final 2: Mike & Erika. HOLY CUNTY FUCK.

Erika just blew it in the final part of this week's HOH comp. Mike has told Erika that Will was going to answer the total opposite of whatever was the obvious in his jury member question so that Mike would get the answer and the other person wouldn't. It worked. Mike won by one point. Erika did have at least 2 chances to tie it up to go into the tie breaker round but just kept answering the same as Mike or both got the same answer wrong.

Mike and Erika are back to the a couple that has a love/hate relationship. Mike insulted Erika yet again in the confessional and Erika has no idea. Mike also revealed that he won nearly everything this season. A car, a trip to Aruba, 10,000 dollars and a plasma TV...

...Is Mike this year's fucking Janelle? Is Mike really Will's bitch this year and not Janelle who everyone thought was?

God I AM DONE with this season. Don't expect me to cover anything more on this season. I'm cancelling my feeds tomorrow. I will just get to life before Big Brother and watch the live show Tuesday night.

I'm all for Erika winning. Mike DID do a good job of getting himself to the final 2 so I'll give him props on that BUT Will got him to the final four. Will should be there instead of Mike.

I am also happy the final 2 are Mike & Erika instead of both members of Chilltown. Had Janelle evicted Erika, the end result this week would have been Chilltown. Both members would have thrown the first part that was endurance to Janelle. Mike would have won the 2nd part against Will who wouldn't have cared if he won. Then Mike would have smoked Janelle in the final questions and sent her packing thus giving Chilltown the final 2 spots...

So... whatever. I'm done. done. done. done. FUCK.

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Survivor Cook Islands . J.P., Brad, Adam & Yul

Season premiere of Survivor: Cook Islands starts Thursday September 14th 8pm et/pt! And from what I've read around the net... Brad is our token gay cast member this season. Gay/Lesbian cast members are still the minority on Survivor so when is there going to be a reality show where the straight people are the minority? And something not on the Logo channel, it has to be from one of the main four networks. Where's the fucking gay Bachelor?

Back to Cook Island's cast. How do we know Brad is gay? Let's look at the stereotypical answers he left on his "favorites" area of his CBS' official bio. Favorite shows: Will & Grace, Project Runway, Queer Eye, American Idol. Scents: Lavender, vanilla, orange. Color: Kelley Green. Candy Bars: Boule on La Cienega chocolate. You get the idea.

J.P., Adam & Yul all either chose Snickers and/or Almond Joy as their candy bar of choice. They also chose "blue" as their favorite color. Typical straight answers! But get this, both Yul & J.P. chose "orchid" as their favorite flower... how romantic.

This season's tear jerker contestant is J.P. who reveals in his bio that his "mother passed away from breast cancer when he was nine years old and his father passed away last year from a brain tumor. Calderon hopes to work with charities and organizations designed to benefit cancer research." While he was away filming the show he left his "Jack Russell terrier, Frankie" behind... please still be alive!

Adam seems to be characterized as the asshole contestant this year based on his comments regarding having no problem saying something "inappropiate". He also lists on his profile that he was featured on MTV's The Grind show back in 1999. His favorite sport is basketball and he seems to enjoy swimming... Sounds like an asshole to me.

Finally there's Yul. He seems to be this year's Terry & Tom! From reading his profile the man is going to be unstoppable. Check this out. He "graduated valedictorian" in high school, got a "Bachelor of Science Degree in symbolic systems (theoretical computer science)" soon after and then "attended officer candidates school for the U.S. Marine Corps and graduated Phi Beta Kappa" and "went on to receive his Juris Doctor Degree from Yale Law School, where he served on the editorial board of the Yale Law Journal."

Wait I'm not finished with Yul. His life after schooling is described as a "diverse career straddling both the private and public sectors in law, business and technology." He then "switch careers" to then join "Google's business strategy group and most recently went back into consulting." My god. I'm not finished yet. His favorite hobbies include "politics, boxing, ultimate fighting and volunteering with kids" and also "became passionate about creating awareness for more minority bone marrow donors in the U.S. after launching a major search to find a match for his best friend who was diagnosed with leukemia, but ultimately succumbed to the disease."

One more thing about Yul... He's also a "member of the Lambda Phi Epsilon fraternity." I know, right? I was like 'what the fuck?' If he reveals all to the others on the island they'd be idiots not to get rid of him in the first few weeks before individual immunity begins. All hail Yul. AND he's only 31 years old. Wow. I'm so fucking hard for him right now.

As far as this year's Cook Islands show design we can look forward to a "shipwreck" tribal council set that is suppose to take our breathe away as well as an entire "nautical" themed season. What? Still no Jeff Probst shirtless, maybe a long leaf covering his 10 inch dick...

The website is also accepting video submissions of our reactions to the show's format this year and I expect there to be more positive videos selected versus anti-supportive videos on CBS.com. Check out YouTube hunky member pzottolo as he reports to the world his take on Survivor: Segregation Island.

September 14th! Go Team Asian!

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September 6, 2006

Tom Welling . Superjock

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September 5, 2006

HGTV's Design Star . David

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September 4, 2006

Big Brother All Stars . Vsul Captures

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September 3, 2006

The Real World: Denver . Premieres Q4 06

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September 2, 2006

VMA's 2006 . Beyonce's Ring The Alarm

Greatest performance of the night. There was noo introduction. Some guy just won an award, walked off stage and then the entire VMA's set went dark. Suddenly the alarms sounded and down came Beyonce. Check out the live performance above.

The entire VMA's were pretty weak and non-eventful BUT still highly enjoyable due to this year's set up. My first glimpse of the show was when Jessice Simpson walked and I was floored by the screens all over the walls. Bigger than life. The stage was the star, bigger than P. Diddy's ego.

The only problem with Beyonce's performance is the sudden dance number... I was like um... okay Ms. Janet Jackson wannabe. During the number I checked my watch wondering when is this going to end? Get back to the song, you ain't Nasty Beyonce!

Oh look, I just came off like every other TV viewer who thinks they should run everything and have everything on TV please JUST them. Yeah for me! [baby clapping in celebration for me somewhere in the world] Now here's Fergie. Also, Justin Timberlake's VMA performance & Shakira's VMA performance.

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September 1, 2006

Qox Populi . October 10th Tuesday

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