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September 13, 2006
Big Brother All Stars . Grand Finale Report
I announce here on GuyTVBlog.com that yesterday was M.C. Day aka Male Cunt Day. That's right, my bitter side is about to come out with this final entry in my Big Brother All Stars show updates. But don't worry, every once and awhile I'll post something relating to Big Brother All Stars, previous seasons and seasons to come. But let's get to what's at hand.
Okay... Um... A Bitch won last year. A Male Cunt won this year... So what the hell, a Twat is going to win next year?
Last night Big Brother All Stars winner was crowned. Mike "Boogie" "Booger" "Scumbag", took 6 votes from the Jury to win the half million dollar grand prize. Sad, sad... sad Erika only got Marcellas' vote in the end. Erika was also shown the clip package showing Mike treating her like rank cunt shit and then she had to watch Mike get rewarded for his boyish behaviour on live TV.
During the show The greatest Jury Question came from James who really had the only All Star question of the MUTHA FUCKIN' year! He ended up making Erika look worse than she already did with his carefully selected choice of words. Apparently Erika told James in the house that she could not vote for Alison during their fourth season because Alison used the "floater technique", the "hook up technique" and the "flirtation" to get herself to the end.
James then goes on to basically compare Erika's game this year to that of Alison's game play of season 4 thus making Erika the person she continues to hate the most... Alison. So Erika is this year's Alison according to James. Way to go Erika. Well Cunty Played. I stand up and give you the slow clap.
Danielle, my once favorite Big Brother player of all time, fucked herself with her Jury Question when she asked Mike to "justify" himself when she called him her "Jason" at some point during this season. She's upset because Mike ended up voting out Danielle, something Jason from her third season would have never done.
So Mike came back at her and told her that if she gave him her vote to win the show and when he left the house to find out that he was her ONLY Jason in the house... well then he would split the money with her. Danielle looked like a DUMBASS when Mike called her out on having James & Erika as her other "Jason" in the house. Whether Danielle was testing Mike or was just acting down right stupid is still to be determined. I'd like to think Danielle was testing Mike.
Later Erika kept defending that her best move of the game was taking out Will. So Fucking What? You can't win an entire BB game judged by one single move. You'd have to have a whole list of cunty things to be proud of to win the game. MAGGIE!
But Erika's BIGGEST mistake this season was getting rid of Danielle during week 8. She could have gotten George out on that week that she claims would had been a "waste of an HOH"- Ummm... I'm fucking sorry but every week of having HOH is NOT a waste of week. You're basically getting someone out that could make it the end instead of you.
So during week 8 Erika should have put up Will against George, Janelle & Mike would have voted out George over Will and Erika would then and only then create an all female alliance with Janelle and Danielle. With this female power in the house Chilltown would not have stood a chance in making it to the final 2. DUMBASS Erika.
If Erika had done this move then she would have 2 girls on one side and Chilltown on the other. She would have had options and could have been the middle woman of 2 alliances. DUMBASS Erika.
While watching the live finale I noticed other Big Brother All Stars in the audience that included in no particular order: Bunky BB2 who I think was holding up his own fucking sign of his own image, Monica BB2 looking upset and forgotten as she sat on the far right side, April, Beau, Ivette, Rachel & Maggie BB6 all sat on the left side, Krista BB2 was in the middle section front row, Marvin BB5 was on the right side near the bottom. If I missed some other All Stars than you should have been shirtless!
After Mike came out of the house, and after not hugging Erika to celebrate his win once Julie announced who the winner was, he held a T shirt representing Chilltown that was tossed off to the side by... himself, I think. He immediatly went to hug Will first and then passed his girlie hugs to everyone else. Next came out Erika who passed Will to get a hug from Marcellas. What? No sucker punches to anyone from anyone? Howie, you disappoint me.
AND then Mike hugged his momma. I'm a mama's boy so I can relate. That was so sweet. You never forget your mother.
And then guess who won America's Vote to win 25,000 bucks... Jaaaaaaaanelle. And then the crowd cheered standing up on their feet clapping non stop because the whole world is a better place because Janelle got money in the end. Dove's flew somewhere in the world for Janelle.
And just like last year CBS or someone working for Big Brother MUTHA FUCKIN' put models in the seating area just behind Julie Chen where the houseguests walk out. They were pretty much all models except for 2 guys who Mike immediatly recognized on his way out. Krista was also in the front row wearing something about Katrina.
Back to the models all scattered around the front. None of them really cared about what any of the All Stars said. They just looked straight into the camera, clapped when they were suppose to and stood up when they were suppose to. Did someone hire Janice Dickinson models for this gig cause the 2 male models in the front row were H. O. T.
James seemed less bitter at the end and Marcellas was all smiles again. George's laughter was always drowned out by the crowd and Danielle was just Danielle. Howie also did hardly anything Star Wars related for his fans. Will and Janelle sucked each other's nipples... I think. But it's Good to have Marci back to semi-normal.
That's it. Show's over. It's a Wrap! Can't wait for next year's Couples Edition.
What's that you say? Couples Edition? That's right GuyTVBlog readers, I'm calling it right now. Next Year we WILL have Couples in the house. 2 Married couples. 2 Engaged Couples. Divorced Couple. Dating Couple. Gay Couple or Lesbian Couple and 2 Single People who are put in the house as a blind date gone bad.
I'll explain more about this in a post Thursday. I'm telling you. BB Couples. Next Year! Sex in the house!
Update: Those who paid for the live feeds SuperPass this year are able to watch the ENTIRE season all over again from the beginning, you know if you got money to burn. Right now as I type the house is full of 14 All Stars from when they first moved in. The memories of watching them for the first time 3 months ago is just weird and then watching the same scene again... fucking weird, but appericated.
If you missed the season's live feeds over the summer and you want to screencap and judge the houseguests for another 3 months then Join Real.com and pay them to waste your time.
Now that I'm watching the live feeds again at 4 pm I saw a glimpse of Erika in the kitchen and thought to myself... "I can't believe this woman made it the final 2". I'm going to cancel my feeds later this month because I seriously doubt they will unblock the POV comps and Nomination/POV ceremonies the second time around. Farwell All Stars!
Posted by guytvblog at September 13, 2006 12:48 AM
