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September 21, 2006

Qox Populi . 2nd Preview Edition

[ Welcome to GuyTVBlog.com's 2nd season of Qox Populi! What's that you ask? Sit up way too close to your PC screen and let's learn a new pop culture phrase! This creation is created based on the term, Vox Populi, which means "popular public opinion" or "voice of the people". To give it a queer edge, as GuyTVBlog.com tends to do with TV programs, this webmaster has changed the first letter to "Q" thus making the immature side of you pronance the word as "cox poppye lee". It's fun to talk dirty, teach your friends.

This is how Qox Populi will work. Each week, on every tuesday, you'll find within these posts various news topics, rants and raves as well as my personal dislikes & highly respectable [to those of interest] opinion regarding everything that appears on your TV box. Anytime I watch a show or experience something pop culture related on tv that has a queer twist, I will post about it under each week's Qox Populi entry. Visit GuyTVBlog.com all week to see how it works. ]

Nip/Nothing New/Tuck . I decided to start watching FX's Nip/Tuck this season because A.) Mario Lopez, among other queer things, was suppose to get Dr. Christian Troy's character more gay and B.) There was suppose to be a naked guy in Dr. Christian Troy's living room.

What I got was Troy punching the naked guy in his living room for offering to suck the doc's dick and Mario Lopez revealing he had his own practice in town meaning no chance of working with Troy in his practice.

Dr. Christian Troy has also been sleeping with girls left and right to prove he's straight and just keeps doing unoriginal antics that we've seen in other characters on and off the small screen. It's not the first time I've seen a straight man punch a gay guy.

And from the first episode Troy's psychiatrist just revealed that he was in love with his doctor partner, Sean McNamara, who's hot as fuck in my own opinion. What's wrong with being bisexual, Troy should have figured this out in the first episode and had a 3 way with a brother/sister team rather than a mom/daughter team.

Precious TV time wasted on FX's Nip/Tuck. Well... I am enjoying the Scientology storyline. That I didn't expect and was looking forward to seeing play out. Then there's Michelle's storyline that I love and Kimber is pretty interesting to watch. Oh and I love their choice of using Goldfrapp to promote this new season. But the gay shit, get it right.

In the season's defense, the new episodes are not over and we have 13 more coming. If something amazing happens like Dr. Christian Troy admitting to himself that he's bisexual than I can stand up with an erection and applaud Nip/Tuck for changing Troy into a bisexual character. He doesn't have to be gay, just bi, and be completely happy with his new lifestyle.

"There's one more thing I wanted to tell you..." . The number 1 Bullshit tatic TV shows use is the edge of your seat statement where you have to watch the show to find out what the rest of the statement is.

Example. On yesterday's Oprah show she had Eva Longoria tell some Katrina victim that her... wait for it... hold your breath... Eva told the Katrina victim that her fucking mother was going to live next door to her. That's it. That's fucking it. Nothing major. Just that. Simple as fucking that. But Oprah and her show teased us that it could have been something BIG when it wasn't. Not to us anyways.

Another example, this Friday's Oprah show entitled "Oprah's Most Burning Questions" has one of the tag lines... "And, the question Oprah has never been asked." I mean yeah I'll be watching because it's Oprah but who really cares what question she hasn't ever been asked.

Is it... ... Have you ever sniffed your own tampon?

HBO's Sex and the City use to pull this shit all the time. Carrie would tell the girls "I have an annoucement..." or Samantha would say something like "You'll never believe who ate me last night".

Fuck all the shows who continue to pull this Bullshit tatic. Yes it still works because I am the type of person who just has to fucking know what the rest of the statement is. Don't leave me hanging because I WANT TO KNOW!

Posted by guytvblog at September 21, 2006 12:35 AM

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