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September 7, 2006

Survivor Cook Islands . J.P., Brad, Adam & Yul

Season premiere of Survivor: Cook Islands starts Thursday September 14th 8pm et/pt! And from what I've read around the net... Brad is our token gay cast member this season. Gay/Lesbian cast members are still the minority on Survivor so when is there going to be a reality show where the straight people are the minority? And something not on the Logo channel, it has to be from one of the main four networks. Where's the fucking gay Bachelor?

Back to Cook Island's cast. How do we know Brad is gay? Let's look at the stereotypical answers he left on his "favorites" area of his CBS' official bio. Favorite shows: Will & Grace, Project Runway, Queer Eye, American Idol. Scents: Lavender, vanilla, orange. Color: Kelley Green. Candy Bars: Boule on La Cienega chocolate. You get the idea.

J.P., Adam & Yul all either chose Snickers and/or Almond Joy as their candy bar of choice. They also chose "blue" as their favorite color. Typical straight answers! But get this, both Yul & J.P. chose "orchid" as their favorite flower... how romantic.

This season's tear jerker contestant is J.P. who reveals in his bio that his "mother passed away from breast cancer when he was nine years old and his father passed away last year from a brain tumor. Calderon hopes to work with charities and organizations designed to benefit cancer research." While he was away filming the show he left his "Jack Russell terrier, Frankie" behind... please still be alive!

Adam seems to be characterized as the asshole contestant this year based on his comments regarding having no problem saying something "inappropiate". He also lists on his profile that he was featured on MTV's The Grind show back in 1999. His favorite sport is basketball and he seems to enjoy swimming... Sounds like an asshole to me.

Finally there's Yul. He seems to be this year's Terry & Tom! From reading his profile the man is going to be unstoppable. Check this out. He "graduated valedictorian" in high school, got a "Bachelor of Science Degree in symbolic systems (theoretical computer science)" soon after and then "attended officer candidates school for the U.S. Marine Corps and graduated Phi Beta Kappa" and "went on to receive his Juris Doctor Degree from Yale Law School, where he served on the editorial board of the Yale Law Journal."

Wait I'm not finished with Yul. His life after schooling is described as a "diverse career straddling both the private and public sectors in law, business and technology." He then "switch careers" to then join "Google's business strategy group and most recently went back into consulting." My god. I'm not finished yet. His favorite hobbies include "politics, boxing, ultimate fighting and volunteering with kids" and also "became passionate about creating awareness for more minority bone marrow donors in the U.S. after launching a major search to find a match for his best friend who was diagnosed with leukemia, but ultimately succumbed to the disease."

One more thing about Yul... He's also a "member of the Lambda Phi Epsilon fraternity." I know, right? I was like 'what the fuck?' If he reveals all to the others on the island they'd be idiots not to get rid of him in the first few weeks before individual immunity begins. All hail Yul. AND he's only 31 years old. Wow. I'm so fucking hard for him right now.

As far as this year's Cook Islands show design we can look forward to a "shipwreck" tribal council set that is suppose to take our breathe away as well as an entire "nautical" themed season. What? Still no Jeff Probst shirtless, maybe a long leaf covering his 10 inch dick...

The website is also accepting video submissions of our reactions to the show's format this year and I expect there to be more positive videos selected versus anti-supportive videos on CBS.com. Check out YouTube hunky member pzottolo as he reports to the world his take on Survivor: Segregation Island.

September 14th! Go Team Asian!

Posted by guytvblog at September 7, 2006 12:12 AM

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