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November 6, 2006
David "Batista" Bautista . The Animalism Effect
Readers of GuyTVBlog.com are aware of special sections devoted to NBC Passions' Adrian Bellani and Smallville's Tom Welling and now fans of WWE's Batista can now look forward to a new special section devoted to David "Batista" Bautista.
I actually can't stand watching WWE's Smackdown, where Batista currently appears, so I just Tivo it and fast forward to Batista's appearances. I believe last week he came out in dress pants and ripped off his black tank top and beat up on some green colored wrestler all while wearing dress pants. He's also growing a beard for some odd reason, maybe a possible feature film or TV cameo?
I do know that he will be appearing in an upcoming episode of Smallville along side Tom Welling and when this TV event happens... erections across the planet will rise in unison and prematurely ejaculate when both Tom and David appear on screen together. Just becareful of what you wear when that day arrives.
Oh Wait. I just took a quick visit to IMDB.com and discovered why Batista is growing a beard. He's starring along side John "Fucking Dumbass" Cena in Jornada del muerto, a "modern-day Western where gangs, drug trafficking and broken codes of honor rule." Paul Levesque aka Triple H also stars along with Mark Calaway aka The Undertaker, Bobby Lashley and Shawn Michaels. What the fuck? Another WWE film to bomb on opening day at the box office?
Batista, get away from WWE films and let's get you on the next Miami Vice movie as a dirty, sweaty cop in a size too small uniform. Fuckin hot!
Posted by guytvblog at November 6, 2006 12:26 AM
Comments
Hi -
I searched all the current season episodes of Smallville on IMDB and also Bautista's IMDB page. I couldn't find the episode you mentioned.
Do you have the date or the name of the episode?
Thanks
Posted by: Michael at November 7, 2006 9:58 PM
hi batista i need to know your age for my school work ok cuz i am goin to be u
Posted by: coco at November 14, 2006 4:23 PM
Dave Batista,
How long are you going to allow booker t and his interfearing wife to embarrass you. it is time that the wife gets a slam, haven't you learned anything from Cena. Get her out of the way and then beat the hell out of booker. i understand that wrestling is BS, but booker punching you in the throat and then hitting your head with a weapon is rediculous, you are the animal, beat people like the animal does.
take home the championship on sunday, look out for booker help props.
Carl
Posted by: carl at November 24, 2006 10:18 PM
hi david . mi name is cornelia i am from romania and now living en the spain. i admire you very mach and i think you are the best. i love you and goodlooke. kiss you.cornelia
Posted by: cornelia at January 6, 2007 1:20 PM
Hi my Name is Ashley and I want to see u some day. I am a Really Really Big Big Fan of Urs. you just dont no how much I LOVE u Batista u are a Great Guy and I no how much u Love to Entertain the People of WWE. When I was a lil Girl I wanted to b a Wrestling when I grow up I am 15 years old and I am Loveing the way you are Rocking it. U are the Best in WWE And dont ever Change. Look all I want is to see u. U are my world. Happy Birthday to U Batista. I love you with all my Heart. my birthaday is on Feb 14. I wanted u to come but I dont no were to fine u. so if u GET THIS PLEASE W.B
Posted by: Ashley Moody at January 24, 2007 5:39 PM
hi batista u do not how much i really luv u one day i wanna see you live
Posted by: salim at March 31, 2007 11:45 AM
hi Batista
your are mine dream NO1. i am on Before saw WCW WWE, i am Big fan ; even if i can't see really you ,but you and John Cena always forever Hero and forever Superstar.... Happy birthday Batista....i am forever Support you and Cena~~~
Happy father's Day to your Father~ when i there i want you be mine boyfriend ~~just mine dreaming white ! Forever WWE RAW ECW world champion !!!
Posted by: Alice pan at August 2, 2007 10:21 AM
hello Batista
can i be friend with you ??
Posted by: Alice pan at October 14, 2007 1:32 AM
Hi david i am your BIGGEST fan i know that you get that alot but honestly its true .My name is Ramona and i am 15 years old . Good luck on your wrestling career!!!
Posted by: Ramona Ten Pow at March 18, 2008 6:31 PM
