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November 7, 2006

Qox Populi . Tuesday 7th - Monday 13th

[ Welcome to GuyTVBlog.com's 2nd season of Qox Populi! What's that you ask? Sit up way too close to your PC screen and let's learn a new pop culture phrase! This creation is created based on the term, Vox Populi, which means "popular public opinion" or "voice of the people". To give it a queer edge, as GuyTVBlog.com tends to do with TV programs, this webmaster has changed the first letter to "Q" thus making the immature side of you pronance the word as "cox poppye lee". It's fun to talk dirty, teach your friends.

This is how Qox Populi will work. Each week, on every tuesday, you'll find within these posts various news topics, rants and raves as well as my personal dislikes & highly respectable [to those of interest] opinion regarding everything that appears on your TV box. Anytime I watch a show or experience something pop culture related on tv that has a queer twist, I will post about it under each week's Qox Populi entry. Visit GuyTVBlog.com all week to see how it works. ]

Gears of Erection . If you're a Queer Gamer and love to play with yourself... with the help of a video game box well then you must be well aware that Gears of War is making its U.S. debut this Thursday. The game follows sweaty muscled men fighting creatures with guns and bombs.

The advertising for the game has kicked into high gear this week. Check out this 60 second TV spot featuring Gary Jules' haunting song "Mad World".

This TV spot is just good TV. It's better than most of the shows on all of your cable channels. The editing, the song, the creature reveal, just brillant. And I just wanted to share it with those who maybe don't have the time to watch TV... but seem to have the time to surf the net.

Gears of War . Official Game Website

Duel's Big . How big is MTV's The Duel? Sony Pictures has decided to premiere the Spiderman 3 trailer during this Thursday's all new episode, the one where Beth becomes a "mastermind" and starts targeting the Kina Cunt Klan. If you haven't guess it by now I can't stand Road Rules alumni Kina. Bitch Cunt Bitch, at least on TV she is.

Gooo Team Beth!

Stupid Stupid . Stupid stupid stupid Brad got himself voted out of the game this Thursday on Suvivor: Cook Islands when he told Jeff that he didn't trust anyone in the game including his tribe members... AT TRIBAL COUNCIL! Dumbass! I can't believe it, 2 Hot as fuck Gay contestants [Brad & JP] fuck this season up. At least we still have Yul...

Seriously though, anyone still watching this show? The "big" twist last night to keep the last remaining viewers hooked is that the Jury number has increased to 10 members. If this number doesn't change by the time the finale airs... then I fear CBS will be asking for your money- oh I mean text votes so that America becomes the 11th member of the jury, you know, in case the jury is split.

Also, last night's tribe is an idiot. How come no one on that fuckin' island can see that Adam & Nathan are running shit because everyone should have turned against the 2 headed leader last night and voted one of them out! Survivor, just end already. No one's gonna miss you.

Oh! And the best part from last night's episode was when Jonathan snapped at Jeff's useless comments during the immunity challenge. Finally someone spoke up against Jeff during a challenge and even better, Jonathan didn't get voted out to which I'm sure pissed Jeff off. I want others to revolt against Jeff... Revolt! Revolt! Revolt!

Noah's Guest Role . If you missed Ugly Betty on ABC this Thursday then you missed fuckin' super cute actor Darryl Stephens and his teeny tiny walk on speaking role as a hotel waiter serving Betty and her dorky boyfriend. If you head on over to ABC.com you will be able to view the full episode starting Friday.

Darryl's other film project heading to your tele box is Another Gay Movie. The film gets a DVD release on November 21st. Check out the film's official website.

Mr. GuyTVBlog Responds . "Michael" left a comment/question regarding WWE's Batista appearance in a future CW Smallville episode. Well Michael, Batista will appear in the November 16th episode "Static". It has been mentioned around the net that he will be playing a nasty villian from the Phantom Zone. You know, that scary place where Clark recently escaped from along with many other baddies.

Just be sure to watch this Thursday's new Smallville episode "Rage" where Lex fights with the hot as fuck Green Arrow and at the end credits you'll be able to catch a first look at Batista in his episode.

Holy BubbleButt Batman! highlight the closeted text to find out what role Batista MAY be playing... Lobo, The Martian Manhunter! Now I'm not 100% positive he's playing that role but I'm putting 2 and 2 together based on these photos below and his mention in a WWE article where he states “Hopefully they’ll have me do something else in the show. I’d love to be involved sometime in the future..."

Well if he's playing Lobo then he can return in future episodes. Check out the full article here.

Salty Cumlicks . That's a good word for a dish that Martha Stewart may be making when Russell Crowe appears on her show November 9th. That's a Thursday if you were wondering. But who cares about this abusive actor, Martha had a Super Cute guy on her this past Friday and GuyTVBlog.com will share him with you tomorrow!

Dress Off . Guess who from WWE's Smackdown is going to bare all in a 2007 issue of Playboy- I mean Playgirl. Click here to find out! [Now for some reason the news popped up on WWE.com and then was taken out for some odd reason.]

Super 30 . Ellen DeGeneres had a "As Seen on TV" themed show Monday and all these informerical super queens stopped by to join the fun. Mega rich cheap queen inventer Joy Mangano appeared on the show to talk about her success story, even though her products suck and start breaking apart after the 30 days return policy is up. Don't believe me? Head on over to HSN.com, find a product of hers and read the reviews. Bad bad bad!

Anways, Richard Simmons stopped by to announce that he's on a mission to try to get "school fitness" back in the schools of America. He also reveals he's a "compulsive eater" and "not a complete lover of excercise". What the fuck Richard?

He also informs us that he's not a fan of "surgery" aka gastric bypass and wishes everyone would go back to "the basics" of "moving our body" and eating healthy. His newest product is a steamer called Steam Heat that has had big success on QVC, hits the store shelves soon and in 11 days Richard will debut his 30th informercial for Steam Heat! Go Super Gays!

Congratulations Richard! I look forward to your next Super Gay appearance on Martha Stewart's show where she won't let you use the steamer because that's not Martha's style.

Check back later this week for a glimpse at Richard Simmons' Super Fan!

Heated Spoilers . NBC's Passions is revealing all to fans of the show. On November 17th Teresa reveals to Ethan that he's little Ethan's father! Now I'm going to say I know NBC soap operas and since Nov. 17th falls on a Friday... expect the shocking reveal to happen during the final minute and then you will most likely have to wait until after the weekend to see Ethan's reactions.

Also Miguel [Adrian Bellani] and Kay [Big Titty Hottie] confess their love to each other this week so what does Fox [Big Titty's Fiance] do to counter this blow to his character's ego... he calls Charity and plans to get her b ack to Harmony to get back all over Miguel's cock. What a show. I can't believe you're missing this show.

Sci-Fi Channel use to air the first episodes of the series but stopped for some reason. I guess no one cares about the start of the series. Their website is still up for those seeking to get caught up with all the kooky zany yet hunky characters.

Speaking of Sci-Fi... What's up with Reality Male Whore Rob Mariano starring in a Sci-Fi channel show? Is he still trying to survive life after reality television! Har de har har. I'm so funny.

QVC Oprah . On QVC today, around 3:30 pm Texas time, a caller called in on the Christmas Shoppe show for the "Holiday Themed 20 pc Box and Bag Gift Set". She said her name was "Evon" who is a teacher from Atlanta. Suddenly the annoying QVC host suggested to "Evon" that she can "keep" one of the decorative boxes that's in the gift set and was quickly interrupted by "Evon" who said "Um... Oprah said no. I can't- I can't give some gifts that I already have". [Whatever that means]

Hmmmm.... Very interesting I thought. So not everyone has spent Oprah's 1,000 dollar giveaway prize. What, are you living under a rock? Not too long ago Oprah gave her entire audience 1,000 dollars to spend on someone else and she LENT them an expensive camera to record their giveaway experience. Oh shit, you should have seen the looks on those audience member faces when they heard of the twist that the money wasn't for them but for them to giveaway. It was priceless. Dumbfounded expressions across the board!

Recently I displayed some international tracks from The Nightmare Before Christmas here on a previous Qox Populi post, you know, that animated classic that scares nursing homes. Well it seems Mary Poppins is making a comback through Broadway musical form and I thought I'd share Mary Poppin's A Spoonful of Sugar sung in French.

For more great French tracks uploaded onto YouTube, of course without YouTube's permission, the head on over to this link before they are completely wiped out!

And if the tracks are gone by the time you read this then why not try putting in any Musical DVD into your tele box when rain and chills keep you inside your home. And it all depends on your point of view. You see in every job that must be done there is an element of fun. You find the fun aaaannnnddd SNAP, the job's a game.

Now just select another language in the DVD menu screen, skip to your favorite track and take in the beauty that is another language. That's what Poppins would do!

Posted by guytvblog at November 7, 2006 12:46 AM

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