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November 14, 2006
Qox Populi . Tuesday 14th - Monday 20th
[ Welcome to GuyTVBlog.com's 2nd season of Qox Populi! What's that you ask? Sit up way too close to your PC screen and let's learn a new pop culture phrase! This creation is created based on the term, Vox Populi, which means "popular public opinion" or "voice of the people". To give it a queer edge, as GuyTVBlog.com tends to do with TV programs, this webmaster has changed the first letter to "Q" thus making the immature side of you pronance the word as "cox poppye lee". It's fun to talk dirty, teach your friends.
This is how Qox Populi will work. Each week, on every tuesday, you'll find within these posts various news topics, rants and raves as well as my personal dislikes & highly respectable [to those of interest] opinion regarding everything that appears on your TV box. Anytime I watch a show or experience something pop culture related on tv that has a queer twist, I will post about it under each week's Qox Populi entry. Visit GuyTVBlog.com all week to see how it works. ]
Biggest Song . The song featured like a whore in the promos for NBC's The Biggest Loser is none other than Suzie McNeil's Believe. Her official website doesn't seem to mention the song anywhere but you can download the single over at iTunes for less than a buck and you can listen to it on her official MySpace profile but only if you have your PC's volume turned way up as you sweat away in the nude on your treadmill. Lose that weight fat stuff!
It seems Suzie was apparently the last female contestant in CBS' Rockstar INXS. You know, in case you were wondering. I never watched that Rockstar show and don't ever plan to but it seems she has come out of her reality show with a career featuring songs that spark emotion. "Believe" actually, well almost has this webmaster shedding a tear when I hear it used during The Biggest Loser promos.
What's that? You got an erection checking out Biggest Loser personal trainer Bob here on GuyTVblog.com? Well now you can gaze into Bob's lean and very queer body as you too download official wallpapers from the show's official site. Kim's mega sized wallpaper is there too for those lovin' the buff ladies.
Office Beat . Another whore promo airing on NBC is for the mega hit show, The Office. This one features a quick beat that gets you excited for the comedy shows of NBC and just brings the promos to the next level of audience manipulation.
And the song [drumroll please] for these promos is "Ain't Nothing Wrong With That" from Robert Randolph newest CD Colorblind. This song is also available for download through iTunes. I'm listening to it as I type this out because this mega hit song can be heard through Robert Randolph official Myspace profile.
Got enough of TV songs? Then head on over to the NBC's Your Office website where you'll discover over 480 photos of office's who tune into the show and have a sense of humor that 30 Rock needs. Check out how a blonde makes copies and 2 ways to piss off your co workers aka Dwight's.
Kelan's Straight . Damn Damn Damn. I was pathetically watching the live reunion of Laguna Beach 3, skipping the actual finale of course, just to see who and how someone was going to ask Kelan if he was gay or straight.
About 20 minutes in, a cute gayish boy asked Kelan a question about him getting "the girls" while being a "star" in a band and attending college. Kelan then revealed that he's dating a girl named "Kate" for a few months that he met at his college. He also says he doesn't see himself as anything big. I, Mr. GuyTVBlog, suddenly felt like Jack Skellington singing Poor Jack [but this excerpt below is how I felt, just this part]
All is lost... where was I?
Spoiled all... spoiled all
Everything's... gone all wrong"
Oh damn it... At least now I'm 50% sure Kelan is Bisexual. Yeah for Bisexuals!
Straight JP . Ever since I wrote about JP's strong case that he could possibly be gay... HERE comes Reality Blurred's article about Brad's interview and the strong possiblity that JP is queer like the rest of us.
Well it seems Mr. GuyTVBlog.com has been labeling JP as "Gay" for sometime. Exactly 2 months now. Here's one of many reasons why I've labeled cutie a-hole JP as gay, Survivor: Cook Islands . 1st Impressions.
It seems now with Reality Blurred, a blog who reaches far more readers than I, has recently written a story about more speculation that JP is gay, well now people from both sides of the issue are coming at me. First we have "J" who writes to me through email:
"Hi, Since I saw the "gay" story of JP at your blog first, I wanted to send along some info that I saw on realityblurred.
Well it's nice to see that my TV crush JP was lucky enough to find a man.... Thanks"
And then "Midnight Lounge" left a comment about me getting my "facts" straight.. no pun intended:
"...not sure if it was a typo on your end, but you refer to JP and Brad as "2 Hot as fuck Gay contestants..." in all the fact-checking I've done, JP is not gay...may want to double-up on your bloggin'?"
To which I, Mr. GuyTVBlog, wrote back:
"Okay.. I see where you're coming from ML but the entire pop culture world loves to titled Tom Cruise as "Gay" and his marriage as a "Fraud" [and yes they are wrong for doing that, me included] but when this small pop culture blog titles a survivor contestant as gay [as I have been led to believe] I'm suppose to hold back judgement because I don't have all the "facts" straight?
So now JP is straight until proven gay? Why can't he be gay until proven straight?
Damn it. Fucking facts! We will all just have to wait until the Survivor: Cock Islands finale when a third of the gay community will be watching, holding their breath and hoping JP joins the happy community, live on TV during the reunion show."
I understand where everyone is coming from. But think of JP's sexual orientation as this. Why must JP be labeled "straight" if it hasn't been proven to anyone that he's actually straight.
Again, we'll just have to wait until Survivor: Cock Islands finale premieres when the entire cast comes together with Jeff Probst asking JP is he's dating anyone... anyone from this cast... a man from this cast... an asian man from this cast... BUT then suddenly Jeff Probst will announce JP is his new love interest plucked from yet another cast of Survivor! Shocking bullshit, I know!
What's this? There's BIG people in Australia! I don't believe it! The Biggest Loser has crossed the fat ocean and discovered more overweight contestants in their version of the semi hit American show. Here the same trainers from the first 2 seasons, Bob and Jillian, are back to get those heavy aussies get in mutha fuckin' shape!
The second season for Aussie's Biggest Loser is no looking for finalists and should air sometime in 2007. And if you care, Israeli people have their own version as well.
Yes, that's right. You read GuyTVBlog.com right! NBC's hit soap Passions is now free through its official website! You can still pay just one cent under 2 bucks over at iTunes for previous episodes... over you can fuckin' watch them for free! What the fuck you waiting for, This week JT fucked Theresa over by lying to Ethan who ratted him out to the tabloids and on Friday Theresa is going to FINALLY tell Ethan that he's little Ethan's father!
I expect a whole big custody battle to now happen and Cunty Gwen will remain with Ethan and Theresa will kidnap her own son and blah blah blah... just as long as the new Miguel gets shirtless around the BRAND NEW actress who will be playing Charity! Yep yep yep, Charity returns to Harmony this Friday!
NBC's Passions . Free Full Lenght Episodes
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