December 31, 2006
Happy New Year GuyTVBlog Readers!
Just wanted to thank everyone who takes the time to stop by GuyTVBlog.com for queer related TV tainment. Hope your New Year's Eve/Day celebration includes the tele box! On PBS there's Live from Lincoln Center, on ABC there's that Dick Clark thing all night that features Christina Aguilera, KT Tunstall, Fergie among other performances, FOX has a New Year's Eve Special that feature Chris Daughtry, NBC also has New Year's Eve with Carson Daly that will feature OK Go, CNN will ring in the New Year with Anderson [Yum] Cooper with performances by the B-52's, The Killers, among others, MTV rings in their New Year Gold thing featuring Gwen Stefani, Nas, AFI, among others.
My advice, make sure you have it on CNN for Anderson Cooper tonight and watch that beautiful man ring in the new year and hopefully he'll get an on air kiss from a handsome intern!
And for those wondering what song is used during Korbel's recent New Year commercial ad, it's Bitter:Sweet's The Mating Game. Check out the music video as well as a live performance.
Posted by guytvblog at 12:11 AM
December 30, 2006
Two Thousand Seven Film . 300
When the film 300 opens in early 2007 expect many aisles of healthy strong tented erection in your local cinema houses because the oh so hunky director Zack Snyder [pictured below] is about to bring us the story of Spartans.
Right now you can watch the U.S. Trailers as well as the International Trailers online or you can just visit the film's official website for a proper visual introduction to the men of 300.
Now since the film is hitting cinemas in early 2007 we can expect a late 2007 DVD release. With that being said we will be able to watch this beautifully half naked film in the comfort of our own homes through the picture quality that is high definition.
December 29, 2006
Two Thousand Seven Game . Tomb Raider
In the Spring of 2007 look out for the newest kind of remakes, the video game kind. It seems PS2 is going to release Tomb Raider Anniversary where Lara Croft is re-introduced in a whole new way. She's got all new puzzles to solve, she's got to battle classic baddies such as the T-Rex and she's got the same breasts that make straight gamers play with an erection.
We all know I'm queer and that I'm always looking for new male muscled characters to play [with an erection] on my game consoles but Lara Croft has become my ultimate game fag hag and I love to play her.
She's got intelligence, wit, humor and a killer body frame. She's also the best "beard" that I get to use when other straight guys/gamers ask me which "game girl" I'd fuck. "It's all about Lara man!" is what I tell them.
Ohh, I just discovered a FREE Tomb Raider soundtrack! From the official website comes the all new soundtrack from all the games. It's a FREE zip file so start downloading! And don't forget to check out the Visa spot featuring Lara Croft.
December 28, 2006
Two Thousand Seven Show . The Apprentice 6
Yes this is the sixth fuckin edition of a series long dead on arrival but I still watch it and I still get entertained by it. Most know of the new lame twist for The Apprentice: Los Angeles. It seems the losing tribe- I mean "team" has to sleep outside in tents and the winning tribe- I mean "team" gets to stay in luxury aka a mansion. The shit people will go through for TV time and to get a job for Donald Trump.
So with that said let's take a look at new male cast of The Apprentice 'cause that's what horny viewers like myself tend to do before a new season starts. First up is Frank "The Mouth" who looks damn good in a suit and has a voice that screams the Bronx... literally. He's loud as fuck and I'm betting he hollers "Fuck Yeah" and "Oh God" in the tents outside when he's getting a blowjob. What's that? You didn't know that there's another romance this season? With Frank listing himself as "single" then he's a possibility of being the one who gets romanced or maybe homanced.
I'm also predicting Frank is one of the first to go this season because according to his profile video on NBC.com this loud mouth is already in project manager mode and telling his fellow applicants what to do on a task. Someone that loud either will be eliminated real quick or be around for some time just for the purpose of reality show drama with absolutely no chance of winning this season.
Next up on our male contestant list is Carey "The Perfectionist" who states he's been in a relationship but also says he's ready to dump his love for Heidi Klum. Is this something a gay guy would say or is this something a straight guy would say? I can't tell the difference. My gaydar is triggering he's the token gay this season but let's further investigate.
Oh wait. I think Carey is our Gay Contestant!!! He lists on his NBC profile bio that he's in the Atlanta Storm, an NFFLA team. If you check out NFFLA.com then you will automatically be in the presence of a gay jock website.
Check out the team photo for Atlanta Storm over at Tom Weigand Digital Photography. Lots of sporty jocky cute hunks playing the sport that is Flag Football. Off topic, check out this team photo of SLC Avalanch and be sure to look at the guy on the far right, now that's how to take a team photo!
Contestant Carey also lists on his NBC profile that he enjoys "working out, shopping at the thrift store and creating fashion forward couture from items found, paint ball, and indoor rock climbing, and the gym. Working out is my vice, plus having a nice body makes for a great summer!" Yep I'm going to take a wild queer guess and say he's our gay contestant.
Next up to discuss is Aaron "The Adapter". He's also single, has one of those chins that dent, and he is strong enough to punch holes in a wall whenever he lost a case on whatever it is he does. Then there's Tim "The Musician" who's skinny as hell and also single but boring and not very interesting to me.
Holy Shit. We have another Gay Contestant!!! That makes 2 this season! Derek "The Risk Taker" tells the yahoo website for The Apprentice: Los Angeles that his dad found out he was queer when his dad found his gay porn! He's also single and hopes to be the first openly gay winnner of any season.
Last worth talking about is Martin "The Philosopher" who admits to being "shallow" and has to be bleeped non stop during his Yahoo interview video. I see our season villain!
Check out the contestants yourself and judge them to no end. That's what they're there for.
Posted by guytvblog at 12:42 AM
December 27, 2006
"You Have To Forgive Me"
Sorry to report but I'm still playing with my erect Wii. It's the holidays, I hope you can forgive me. Nearly everything on TV is on reruns and nearly everyone who's blogging is on vacation from their own blogs. You just "have to forgive me", like Carrie whined to Aiden during Season 4 and he forgave her... to some degree.
I'll post something good tomorrow. If you don't have a Wii this holiday season then just play with your private areas. It's just as fun!
December 26, 2006
Mr. GuyTVBlog Got A Wii For Christmas!
Please excuse the absence of a TV related post today as I am still enjoying the discovery that is Wii and the well crafted piece of erect machinery that I'm currently stroking at this very moment. Allow me one more day to get this experience out of my system. And my right arm hasn't hurt this much since I first discovered masturbation! Thanks for bringing back the fond youth memories Wii!
In the meantime let's watch a few YouTube hunks enjoy their Wii experience! [The middle video is the cutest slash funniest slash hunkiest of them all]
December 25, 2006
Merry Holidays From Mr. GuyTVBlog!
To all my readers of GuyTVBlog.com, Merry Holidays! See you December 26th!
December 23, 2006
Holiday Veoh . Vintage Entertainment
December 22, 2006
Lifetime's Gay, Straight Or Taken . Episode Luciano
Starting January 8th the Lifetime network begins airing the show that takes a gay man, a straight man and a taken man who all go on a date with a straight girl and then at the end of the date the straight girl has to figure out who's the straight guy and then prizes are won.
Well if you remember the name Luciano, one of the contestants on the first episode of G,S or T, then you'll remember him from Fox's Playing It Straight where a woman was on a ranch trying to figure out who was straight and who was gay. Well it turns out on the Playing It Straight show Luciano labeled himself as gay and so the first episode of Lifetime's new dating show will be no surprise to many gay viewers as well as fag hags since we all know Luciano loves the cock.
According to Luciano's G,S or T profile he says he's been in love only twice, he doesn't use pick lines, he's into the "Tall, blue or green-eyed blonde" type and turned on by "Built legs and a bubble butt".
Now in the 2nd episode of Liftetime's newest dating show I'm going to take a wild guess and assume Victor, the interior designer, is gay not because of his job but because of his... his... body. Have fun watching the show as the series begins airing 2 episodes a week starting Monday January 8th!
Don't forget to check out the official website for Gay, Straight or Taken for even more queer straight married fun.
Oh and speaking of Playing it Straight, UK's Channel 4 has picked up the show and already aired it's own version. Where the fuck was I when this was airing? Anyways, check out the hunky winner who tricked the straight girl in the end to win the whole damn show.
December 21, 2006
NBC's Identity . Greg Plitt Cameo
On Wednesday's night show of Identity I caught the cameo of the Underwear Model/Army Ranger Greg Plitt on yet another NBC game show. Some time ago I reported catching a glimpse of the very well known model in the audience of NBC's Deal or No Deal.
Well last night while watching the beginning of Identity I saw Greg Plitt with his shirt off thus making me watch the show before channel flipping. He said he was an "underwear model" in the voice overs but then titled himself as an "army ranger" during the show. The dumbass contestant actually thought Greg was a "power lifter" just because he had muscles.
Greg Plitt is such a media whore but in a good way. You can also catch him on the big silver screen in Robert DeNiro's newest movie The Good Shepherd and Emilio Estevez's new film Bobby.
December 20, 2006
Guess The Reality Star
Let's play again! Take a wild guess which Reality Star is improving his body for his next 15 minutes of fame.
Update: A GuyTVBlog.com reader wanted to know what this featured reality star is up to so here's his update. Big Brother's Scott Long has a film coming out that looks video store quality and seems fun enough to enjoy but only if you've seen everything else in your DVD collection, it's called Soup of the Day. Scott's also got another TV show project coming out on Jan. 30th but he can not reveal any further information regarding this new project so we're force to wait in anticipation.
As for the Soup movie, there's a good handful of reality stars in this movie including Rebecca from Bravo's WorkOut, Scott Long from Big Brother, Rob C. from Suvivor, Tonya from The Real World and John Palyok from Survivor Vanuatu.
December 19, 2006
Guess The Reality Star
Take a wild guess which Reality Star this beautiful bum belongs to...
December 18, 2006
Game Wood . Bladestorm: The 100 Years' War
December 17, 2006
Mr. GuyTVBlog Gets Back To Watching!
Well Mr. GuyTVBlog's Micoofy Vacation is officially over and I've returned back to work... starting Monday. I'm still unpacking, still sleeping in and catching up on my Tivo'd programs. I can't believe Erik lost all the weight since he started The Biggest Loser! And Marty's biceps.. yum! I also can't believe Adam was not voted out this week on Survivor. Now he has a better chance in making it the final 2 or better yet, the final fucking 3. Damn Adam for possibly winning this season! And Yul's body is so fuckin' beautiful that I can literally shed a queer tear. His body literally gives me TV erections that I have to hide from family members.
I also caught Rosie and Barbra going at it about rich shit on the View. Why can't Rosie just ever ever ever admit she's wrong, we're all wrong at some point. I also can't believe that one girl quit Bravo's Top Chef this week. What else, oh yeah, GOODBYE MUTHA FUCKIN ERIC, I can't stand ya on the RW/RR Challenge: The Duel and now you're out! And Wes was every so tasteful walking around shirtless this week on MTV.
I've still got plenty to watch on the Tivo box so see you guys and gals Monday!
December 9, 2006
Mr. GuyTVBlog Goes On Holiday!
Sorry to report but there will be no daily updates until Sunday December 17th as I take another Micoofy Trip! But you've got your Tele Box to keep you company. You've got loads of links on the right side to entertain you. I'll be back. Enjoy the holiday TV shopping with QVC until GuyTVBlog.com returns with all new episodes!
December 8, 2006
The Duel . Episode Wes Didn't Do A Damn Thing
December 7, 2006
Super Cute Airs On Attack Of The Show
Watch Super Cute Brendan or Brenden [or however you spell it] on AOTS's official website video player. Click Here 2 View.
December 6, 2006
Vintage GAP Holiday Christmas Ads Commericals
December 5, 2006
Holiday TV Gift Idea . M&M's You Design
While catching some late night Futurama episodes on Adultswim I saw an Ad for M&M candies where you get to write what you want on the candies and then purchase gift sets to give out to your friends and/or family members. Check out the official website.
So I came up with a great idea that someone out there will think is brillant. Talk about a holiday to remember!
Mr. GuyTVBlog Goes On Holiday!
Yes it's true, GuyTVBlog.com is going on hiatus because Mr. GuyTVBlog is going on Holiday! Sunday December 10th through Saturday the 16th I'll be away on another Micoofy Duck trip. With that said there will be no Qox Populi features until January 3rd of next year, you know, for the 2 of you that care. But don't worry, I'll be around during Christmas and New Years because just like the song says... "I'll Be Home For Christmas".
So until Sunday arrives, enjoy GuyTVBlog.com every day!
December 4, 2006
VH1 Debuts I Love New York This January!
While catching a 30 minute block of VH1's Big in '06 awards show I caught the world's first glimpse at VH1's I Love New York where we get a first look at some muscled men among some not so muscled men who are all vying for New York's heart.
It seems we already have a contestant who's been identified as "Chamo" by IMDB.com. His real name is Mauricio Sanchez and many will remember him as "Eduardo/Housekeeper" in the 2006 spoof, Date Movie. And what do you know, he's an actor that somehow landed a role on VH1 series- I mean do they even "cast" anymore or do they just hire up and coming actors?
Check out Mauricio's official website where his gig with New York is currently titled under "Untitled Bosley Project". And I just found out through his promo reel that he worked on Kylie Minogue's show, Heaven.
The other contestant that has already been identified is Jason Rosell aka "Heat". He too is another ACTOR who has upcoming film projects that include In My Sleep & Unemployed.
Expect scripted fun this season as I Love New York debuts in January along side The Surreal Life AllStars season. The official show website for I Love New York is up now but with little to no content on the site. Also expect Flava Flav to make an appearance this season, or so I've been told.
Update: According to Tiffany's [New York's] MySpace profilehttp://www.myspace.com/tiffanyakanewyork page the new series will debut on January 10th at 9pm as she's "courted by 20 single men"!
December 3, 2006
White Christmas . Danny & Bing Sing Sisters
December 2, 2006
Adrian Bellani . Miguel "Makes Love" To Charity
It seems Charity is back on NBC's Passions and after seeing Miguel is within minutes of having his seed squirtin' all up inside her. Oh wait, they're always fucking "making love" on soap operas. They don't "fuck each other" or give each other "blowjobs", it's always "making love".
Well anyways Miguel and Charity made love in a shed on some ugly bed. Nothing romantic about that. But I'm just happy that after weeks of Miguel keeping his quarter size man nipples hidden underneath expensive tight fitting shirts that finally we were able to see them again. Thanks NBC!
What's this? You have no idea who Adrian Bellani is? Then check out GuyTVBlog.com's Adrian Bellani archives!
December 1, 2006
The Duel . Episode Wes Kicks Derrick's Ass
Derrick looses against Wes and ends the episode with tears with talk about re-examining his life because it seems he doesn't want to keep doing these challenges and losing every single one of them. Well, see you on the next challenge Derrick!
On the aftershow Derrick makes some accusations that Wes is on "performance enhancement supplements" and has a "cocky attitude" which translates to Derrick still taking a bitter pill for losing to Wes. This "supplement" accusation should be taken with a grain of salt since Derrick presented absolutely no proof to back it up. He also seems to see everyone else's "cocky attitude" except his own. He then goes on to mention that he remembers his bed and "a few girls kissing around me". Talk about cocky!
Derrick's also still glad to this day that he sent Tyler home. Well there I agree with you Derrick, Tyler is just a used douche, whatever that is. But then Derrick is yet again a self appointed hypocrite when he talks about Tyler "bettering himself" due to his negative behaviour on the show yet when Derrick attempts to call Wes out on "supplements" that's okay and not really negative or mirroring Tyler's behaviour in any way...
Next week the Duel contestants eat a bunch of crap that makes them vomit and then Anessa is told by Robin to pick a side, gay or straight.
Update: Damn it! Thanks to everyone who help spoil the ending to the Duel for me through comments and emails. But please don't feel bad cause I would have spoiled it myself by seeking spoiler information someone on the web... I'm just a spoiler whore.
I've gone ahead and edited all the comments and replaced names with [SPOILER REMOVED] so that the average joe and jane will continue to enjoy the show without knowing the outcome.
And it's no wonder why MTV doesn't have those Fantasy Points games cause everyone knows what's going to fuckin' happen!