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January 31, 2007

GuyTVBlog.com's 1st WWE Raw Report

On January 29th Mr. GuyTVBlog went to see Monday Night Raw live in person. I met some great wrestling fans, took way too many bad photos with my crappy camera and took some video with my digital crappy camera. I also bought some merchandise, drank a beer and grabbed some very fattening nachos from the concession stand.

I also met the "sign guy". If you are a faithful watcher of WWE entertainment you may have noticed a guy with signs that stands in the front row of nearly every Texas show [and various pay per view shows]. He is easily identified by his signature red cap and his blue worker shirt. He's white, pretty tall and apparently has is own MySpace profile site, WWE Sign Guy. Look for him and his over the top hilarious signs the next time you're watching.

Monday night's show was highlighted, for me at least, the moment when Donald Trump came on the big screen as Vince McMahon was talking. Suddenly money started falling from the ceiling! A few lucky fans got $100 dollar bills, real ones, not fake! There were plenty of $50 dollar bills and $20 dollar bills among the floating, falling money. I only managed to get 3 bucks. It was all for the show's WWE Fan Apperication Night gimmick... that payed off well for some. According to WWE.com, the "fan" got an average of $134 bucks. I only got 3 bucks, what the hell happened to my $131 bucks?

Check out the WWE.com video of the money giveaway! In the video he talks about us making him, Vince McMahon, a billionaire and it's true because according to the big screen tv facts, we've given him 2 billion dollars alone in Pay Per View shows. Just that alone should make me never to give them another dime... but I did. And I will.

In other trip report news, I also got to see all the wrestlers this blogger gets hard wood for. Chris Masters, Kenny Dykstra, John Cena, Cryme Tyme and Randy Hot As Fuck Orton.

Now please excuse the photos I took, I don't have all the money in the world and my crappy camera does its best despite not being so brand new.

And I can't believe I didn't take video of the kissing segment because there were 2 hot guys wearing straw cowboy hats who kissed on the cheek area. Nearly the entire homophobic crowd just had to go into "Ewww" mode because God forbid anyone suspects they love to suck cock! Usually WWE.com posts the kissing segment for their online readers but I suspect this Dallas show was just too steamy to be posted. There were also some lesbians/bisexual girls kissing, full on action with tounge. Dallas sure knows how to entertain WWE wrestlers!

Expect more trip report updates in the coming week or so.

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January 30, 2007

Batista . Backside Fervor

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January 29, 2007

GuyTVBlog.com Goes To WWE Raw!

I've got my tickets. I've got my wrestling shirt. I've got some cash for beer. I've got 20 bucks set aside for a Raw program guide. I've got my camera(s). I'm ready. So fuckin' ready for Monday night Raw to go live right here in Dallas mutha fuckin' TX!

Expect a full report later this week. I know that out of GuyTVBlog.com's many, many readers that someone out there has to love "Rastling"!

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January 28, 2007

Which Guy Is Your Next American Idol?

Since Simon on American Idol seems to obsess over the physical beauty of what an "American Idol" is suppose to embody then let's look at the many, many male beauties who auditioned for the show this season.

Which of the seven guys do you think is the next American Idol?

1. Holy Man
2. Sweet Latino
3. Mr Man Purse
4. He/She She/He It
5. Mister Bootyful
6. 2196
7. Best Buds 2

Choose and comment below.

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January 26, 2007

Best Supporting Actress . Jennifer Hudson

Catch this illegal upload of Dreamgirls' And I'm Telling You [someone else uploaded it, not me, i'm just posting it, not my fault it's on YouTube!] before it gets ripped off the web! If you're an industry suit type who's reading this blog and you notice this video [that I didn't upload!], head on over to YouTube and get it off! Would you just listen to me, like there's any industry suit types actually reading this blog!

Hurry! Click play. You've got 5... 4... 3... 2... 1... damn it, you missed it.

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Which Guy Is Your Next American Idol?

Since Simon on American Idol seems to obsess over the physical beauty of what an "American Idol" is suppose to embody then let's look at the many, many male beauties who auditioned for the show this season.

Which of the seven guys do you think is the next American Idol?

1. Mr. Blonde
2. Justin Timberlake 2
3. L.A. Pinky
4. Crowd Boy
5. Best Buds
6. White Pinky
7. City Cowboy

Choose and comment below. [Round 2 debuts Sunday!]

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January 25, 2007

Wednesday Night . American Top Janice World

Let's try something new here on GuyTVBlog.com. Mr. GuyTVBlog is going to discuss my take on the shows I caught last night. And those programs would be American Idol, Top Chef 2 Finale: Part 1, Janice Dickinson Modeling Agency & The Real World: Denver.

American Idol . 2 hours fast forwarded into one hour plus a few minutes. This episode seems like it was re-edited with much thanks to the media's backlash of the judges personal opinion(s) regarding those auditioning.

During the first hour the show teased us about showing a "singer" who left us wondering if it was a man or a woman, a guy or a girl, a penis or a vagina. Usually when the show teases us with a preview of a contestant they show the person's audition from start to finish later in the episode. But this time the he/she she/he it contestant was shown singing for just a few seconds followed by the judges laughing and then the clip was over.

I believe there was more harsh cunty comments to be shown but since American's have been bitchin' about the judges having a valid opinion the show... well someone in the editor's room re-cut it and thus we were left with yet another boring show.

For shame American Idol, for shame! At this point I could give a rats ass who makes it to Hollywood, I tune in for the nutjobs and whackos who KNOW what they're doing as they attempt to be the next William Hung.

Janice Dickinson Modeling Agency . Instinct magazine is a nasty little cunt, I'm right on that... right? They knew exactly what they were doing when they were approaching J.P. [former contestant of Survivor: Cook Islands] for a cover story. So Mike Wood, the editor in chief of Instinct magazine, walked in, didn't want to see any other models, he only WANTED J.P.

He, along with the rest of the gay community, wanted to find out once and for all if J.P. was gay so there is some intent behind his visit to the Janice Dickinson Modeling Agency. So Mike Wood then told Janice about the "cover catch". The model on the cover of Instinct magazine must be GAY!

When he said that Janice gave him this shocked look, as if she didn't know already, and made a comment that she had no idea if J.P. is gay. So THEN Mike Wood gave her this confused look as if HE was shocked to find out that Janice wasn't sure if he was gay, BULLSHIT!

We all know what Mike Wood was doing there. He was only there to find out if J.P. was gay so that they would have a cover story. Cunty cunt move. Well, I would have done it too, but that's still a rather cunty move.

Next Janice is forced to go to J.P., WITH ALL THE REALITY SHOW CAMERAS, and ask him face to face, without any warning, if he's gay or straight because to be on cover of Instinct magazine, you must be gay. At this point Mike Wood isn't around for the big reveal but he started it.

OHH Shit. I was watching the show while I was writing this and the episode ended with J.P. not revealing if he was gay or straight. What a fucking low blow! But come on, he's gay! Towleroad already revealed that J.P. is gay and the February issue cover shot featuring J.P. So fuck Oprah's Oxygen channel reality show for toying with us. Fuck them.

Don't forget to tune in next week!

Top Chef 2 . An hour and half fast forwarded to a 30 wondeful minutes. The episode started off with all four final chefs getting ready to go to Hawaii. Then they arrive and eat outside with some master chef. Fast foward. Then they arrive at their hotel. Fast forward.

Then they get their challenge. Everyone is doing something different. Ilan is still being a jealous a-hole towards Marcel. And Sam is just sam, trying to keep his hate for Marcel underwraps. And then Top Chef 2's multiple headed villain grew a new head this episode. Elia, the last female chef in the competition, started verbally attacking Marcel and was no longer going to put up with his bullshit.

At one point during the cooking Marcel moved something off a burner and it was Elia's and she assumed he did it on purpose and of course no footage was shown to back up this incident so everyone's left to wonder if Marcel was playing dirty.

In come the judges to sample the food and what do I do... I FAST FORWARD to the last few minutes where the judges figure out who's going to get eliminated. At one point Sam, Ilan and Elia are sitting at a table and talking about Marcel "cheating" the entire series. Of course Ilan is all over this plan of sabatoge and encourages Elia to make a fool of herself.

And so she does. When she and Ilan start bringing up the idea of Marcel cheating all the judges start rolling their eyes and as I was. We're all tired of this shit. Finally the bald judge tells everyone that they are not there to judge the chef's behaviour but the cooking.

But THAT'S BULLSHIT because during Top Chef season one, they told Tiffani Faison that she had to "get along" with the people in the kitchen and that was part of her NOT winning! And now the judges are singing a different tune? What the fuck ever!

Finally Marcel was the first told that he was going into the final round! Yeah! Go Team Marcel! Next Elia was told to pack her fugly knives and then Sam was told to pack his soft spoken knives thus leaving Ilan and Marcel as the final 2.

At the end of the show Ilan was shown telling Marcel that he wanted to make him "cry". Damn it, why can't a season villain win?!?! Marcel started off as this season's villain but then once the entire cast turned their anger towards him they all became the multiple headed villain thus making Marcel the underdog.

And did you know Top Chef finalist Tiffani from season one is a bisexual woman! Wow to that!

The Real World: Denver . This horrible season is making me finally get to that place of leaving The Real World to those who feel young and to those who feel they can relate to the bullshit the show spews. All I want to see is Brooke flip the fuck out and she has yet to do so. Where's that moment where she screams "DON'T YOU EVER TALK TO ME LIKE THAT AGAIN!"?

The Real World Denver sucks. Come on Real World: Sydney, let's get back to what Real World Seattle was all about, Irene getting slapped and Stephen never coming out of the closet.

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Martha Notices Preston Bailey Invitation

On Tuesday's episode of Martha, Martha Stewart noticed a rather nearly nude invitation to Preston Bailey's book party at the Rainbow Room. She made it clear, on air, that she didn't have time to go but did share with us his "rather provactive" invite. Wait, she just threw in a last minute quote... "I'm coming if you're dressed like that". Que forced audience laugther.

Martha later asks Preston where his inspiration comes from for all his breathtaking, colorful flower arrangements and he jokes "Lots and lots and lots of drugs". The audience laughs along as he is of course joking... isn't he? He says nature is his inspiration.

Preston Bailey . Official Website

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January 24, 2007

That Damn Good Song Used In MTV Promos!

[shaking fist high up in the air] What is that song?!?! I'm talking about the one that is used during MTV's promos of new shows on Monday night, including Dance Life, airing around the "ten spot". After a brief stop by Google we find out the song is Love Today by Mika.

Right now those who are obsessed with the catchy voice antics of Mika can download this single over at iTunes and those who just need a visual aid to satisfy their obsession with this song, well, here you go!

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January 23, 2007

Qox Populi . The Oscars Edition

[ Welcome to GuyTVBlog.com's 3rd season of Qox Populi! What's that you ask? Sit up close to your PC screen, pucker your lips and let's find out! This new pop culture wannabe phrase is created based on the term, Vox Populi, which means "popular public opinion" or "voice of the people". To give it a queer edge, as GuyTVBlog.com tends to do with TV programs, this webmaster has changed the first letter to "Q" thus making the immature side of your personality pronance the word as "cox poppye lee". It's fun to talk dirty, teach your friends.

This is how Qox Populi will work. Each week, on every Tuesday, you'll find within these weekly posts various news topics, rants and raves as well as my personal dislikes & my highly respectable opinion(s) [of course to those of interest] regarding everything that appears on your TV box. Anytime I watch a show or experience something pop culture related on tv that has a queer/gay/homo twist, I will post about it under each week's Qox Populi entry. Visit GuyTVBlog.com all week to see how it works. ]

Wait... maybe it should say "The Oscars Are Out!"... eh, who cares. Moving on.

And The Nominees Are... Little Miss Sunshine, Little Miss Sunshine, Little Miss Sunshine, Little Miss Sunshine and Little Miss Sunshine. Mr. GuyTVBlog is clapping in gay glee here because I've been telling my friends and family for months now that this movie WILL be nominated for Best Picture. And so it was.

I was so fucking excited about the Oscar nominations that I didn't sleep all night. I stayed up finishing Bully, the video game I mentioned earlier, and waited and waited for the nominations. I had 2 televisions on. One was recording E! Television coverage while watching it on CBS' The Early Show. The other tv was recording The Today Show while I was watching Good Morning America. It's a blur now but one of them had Jennifer Hudson, the other had Forest Whitaker, the other had Helen Mirren on the phone, the other had Abigail on the phone, I'm telling you it was four shows blurred into one viewing experience.

In my opinion the best way to introduce yourself to Little Miss Sunshine is through the film's Official Teaser Trailer. If you want a quicktime version then check out Apple.com.

I was shocked though that Abigail Breslin, the 10 year old actress who plays Olive in Little Miss Sunshine, was nominated in the Best Supporting Actress category! Her co-star Alan Arkin who plays her grandfather in the film was also nominated in the Best Supporting Actor category.

Dreamgirls was shut the fuck out of all the major categories meaning no best picture nod, no directing nod plus there was no mention of a "I'm A Cunt On The Set Of Dreamgirls" nomination for Beyonce! Now before you start screaming "No Dreamgirls?" rants, please know that Eddie Murphy did get a nod for Best Supporting Actor for his role in the film. The film also ranked up a total of 8 nominations this year, the most of any film. Babel comes in 2nd place with 7 nominations total.

The predictable and expected nominees came with Jennifer Hudson getting a Best Supporting Actress nomination for Dreamgirls while Helen Mirren got her deserved nomination for Best Actress for The Queen. Let's not forget Meryl Streep got her well deserved nomination for the same category for The Devil Wears Prada.

Surprises came this morning with Ryan Gosling getting a Best Actor nod for a small movie even I've never heard of called Half Nelson. Mark Wahlberg was also nominated for Best Supporting Actor for his role in The Departed. Wow on that. Also the director for United 93, that film about 9-11 events, got a Best Directing nomination as well. Fuck if I know why.

Actress Salma Hayek was also on hand this morning to reveal the nominations and when everyone who's from Mexico [who's also a personal friend of hers] got nominations, well she either screamed out "YES" or almost burst out into tears. How sweet.

Salma went on E! Television live just after announcing the Oscar nominations and explained that she has been friends with Babel director Alejandro González Iñárritu for 23 years. She's also BFF with Penélope Cruz who got a Best Actress nomination for Volver. I'm Hispanic but born in the United States and I'm personally thrilled this year will be the year of Mexican Oscars!

I'm also pleased and predicting Monster House will win for Best Animated Film. Pixar's Cars and Happy Feet were also nominated in this category but Monster House has a morbid special place in my heart. A disturbing yet laugh out loud animated 3D film deserves to kick Pixar's ass.

Holy Shit! Jesus Camp has been nominated for Best Documentary Feature. But Al Gore's An Inconvenient Truth was also nominated. Will God or Science win this year? That is the question. Fuck the other 3 who are nominated, we're either talking about saving our souls or saving mother earth. Pick one already!

Here's another shocker. Adam Sandler's movie Click got an Oscar nomination... for Achievement In Makeup.

Lesbians and Ellen Degeneres rejoice! Melissa Etheridge has been nominated for an Oscar this year for her song “I Need to Wake Up” from the documentary film An Inconvenient Truth. I've never heard the song so let me take a listen real quick... .... .... it's pretty damn good. Can't wait to see it performed live. Check out the video.

And 3 of Dreamgirls' 8 Oscar nominations comes from the same category. The songs Patience, Love You I Do and Listen have all been nominated. So Beyonce will share the damn Oscar stage with Jennifer, damn!

Ohhh, Superman Returns got one Oscar nomination for Achievement In Visual Effects. How exciting for gay director Bryan Singer!

For the Full Official List then head on over to The Academy Awards website.

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January 22, 2007

I Love New York . Sister's Words & Bones' Body

Want to see Sister Patterson, New York's mother, utter these horrid quotes? Then check out VH1's V-Spot and view the unair clip that features Sister Patterson going AWF on "12 Pack" for suggesting to Chamo, New York's gay for pay assitant, on giving him a "lap dance" if Chamo made sure that "12 Pack" stayed past night one.

The first quote has Sister Patterson errupting into a fury that leads her to use the word "faggot" to describe gay men in her straight house. The 2nd quote deals with Sister Patterson confronting "12 Pack" about his suggestion of a male on male lap dance and then hooking up with her daughter which would result in giving New York AIDS since gay men are involved in this odd love triangle.

The final quote deals with a hypocritical Sister Patterson shouting about "disrespect" yet she continues to disrespect a "gay" man in the house. If the guy playing the character of Chamo was really gay he'd confront Sister Patterson on camera, get up in her fugly face and talk to her about the filth that comes out of her mouth.

In other I Love New York news we find Bones showing off his body to a bunch of straight men. Check out his 10 pack and his ribcage. Yum... ?

I mean what else can you ask for with Bones, he's the complete thin man package, for those of interest.

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January 21, 2007

GuyTVBlog Ads . Old Spice & The Axe Effect

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January 20, 2007

GuyTV Crush . Tad Smith Althorp Smith

I've finally bought my own copy of Rockstar's Bully, the game where you become the angry bisexual redheaded thug who takes on "bullies and manaics" at Bullsworth Academy. Since Texas is currently getting slammed by rain slash ice storms week after week, well, I seem to have tons of time to play Bully. And let me tell you, when you find the gay guy out of each school "click" and you start kissing him... well an erection kinda builds. Not a full erection but it hardens. Thanks for keeping bisexuality real Rockstar Games!

Now my GuyTV Crush, Tad Smith Althorp Smith, isn't one of the gay school mates but he is one of the rich preppy straight guys that this gamer has created a wonderfully unusual crush on. He's muscular, got the asshole persona down and is loaded in his jeans where it counts. I'm talking about money, his wallet is loaded and fat. If and when you start playing with Bully, watch out for Tad. He's "deliciously dirty".

Check out this Christmas game trailer that gives you an idea what the game is like during the winter months of the school year. And meet the rest of the class!

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January 19, 2007

The Duel . Episode Wes Mutha Fuckin Wins

After watching the season finale, that God not the series finale, of MTV's latest RW/RR Challenge I just felt like my 30 minute viewing blocks each week was not a complete waste of time. Wes mutha fuckin won the money and he cried on national TV... again.

GuyTVBlog.com traffic shot up over 6,000 hits yesterday and I can only assume it was because everyone was online looking for The Duel content to view/comment on/masturbate to/etc.

So here is Mr. GuyTVBlog's final media post on the season finale of The Duel! For everything I've covered so far, check out The Duel archives here on GuyTVBlog.com.

AfterShow: In Wes' aftershow interview he calls those who suggested or assumed that he was on stereoids as just being "jealous". The people who went on the aftershow and said naughty things about Wes' character were Derrick Jealous, Tyler Jealous and Eric Jealous.

Wes also goes on the show to announce that he's already "retiring" from the whole thing... Damn. That is unless someone calls him up and tells him the grand prize is 1 million dollars and then he may reconsider the whole retiring thing. The prizes for these shows can only get better so expect Wes to return.

I actually made time to watch MTV.com's Live Reunion of The Duel and here's the jest of what happened. If you missed it, don't worry, MTV will air the entire edited reunion next week with new footage for an hour long special on Thursday, January 25th.

Live Reunion: For some reason Evan brings up the fact that at the beginning of the Challenge all the guys took off their shirts and showed off their muscles... and then Evan paused on stage while people laughed. Yes Evan loves to toy with the idea that he's gay or into guys. It's fun for him. Later he even commented about giving CT a kiss, which most likely didn't really happen, but Evan ended up labeling the pretend CT kiss a "mistake". Evan, kissing a guy isn't a mistake, there's always a reason behind it.

Svetlana and Beth went at it with words and Svet just went were she wasn't suppose to go and made it known that she was sinking to Beth's "level", whatever that means. Beth also got into it with Diem because apparently Beth said something directed towards Diem and then Diem called Beth "fake" which caused Beth to react by calling Diem "superficial, fake" and something else.

Diem went into the whole "how dare you say something bad about me" bit and Diem just proved she's immature despite going through one of life's toughest battles. Diem, grow up, you're on a show where drama is the main character, don't act as if you ain't as bad as Beth. You're worse in my opinion.

Now let's get something straight here. I despise the Diem character that is protrayed in the RW/RR Challenge shows, I'm sure she's a wonderful person outside of the show, but while in the show, I can't stand her. Neither can the rest of the viewing public, at least a large majority of it.

Svetlana also revealed that she still hasn't gotten her BWM motorcycle from MTV. What's up with that?

Oh!!! and then Kina's name was brought up and Svetlana hates Kina, like the rest of us, so she goes on to say "I took that bitch for a ride". The audience went nuts!!! Fuck Kina! Down with Kina!

Wes also didn't get married but he and Johanna opened up a bar and bought a house near his college so that Wes could finish school. I think they are engaged now and a wedding is being planned for the near future. Damn, Wes is so fuckin' straight. Damn damn.

A lesbian caller then called into the show and asked Anessa and Svetlana if there was anything "romantic" between the two while on the Challenge. The answer was no and Svetlana said "we clicked but nothing sexual". Yes Svet but did your clits click?

Later Beth was asked about her relationship on the show with Nehemiah which lead to a clip package featuring Beth and Nehemiah. When the package came to an end it showed Jodi labeling this show "hook up" as "gross". Back to the live reunion Beth turned around and asked Jodi what she thought was so "gross" about it to which Jodi commented about the "age difference". Yeah, whatever Jodi... there's something else there under that nasty comment you ain't telling us and it has nothing to do with race.

By the way, I'm already sick of Fresh Meat contestant Evan and wish he'd miss the new few Challenges. Please do something else. Ohhh I know, take over the AfterShow on MTV.com and let Blair go on the next Challenge. That'd be fun! Imagine all the shit Blair would have to answer to because every week he plays on everyone's good sides and then kinda talks trash himself about other people to other cast members.

At the end of the show the host hinted that Tina would be making a surprise cameo in the MTV airing of the reunion, possibly a pre-taped thing.

And Beth did have a caller who wanted to see Beth on more challenges. We all want to see Beth on more challenges because the show just isn't the same without her. We can do without Robin but we can't do without Beth. We can do without Diem but we can not do without Beth. You get my point.

That's it. Here's hoping they show some footage from the next challenge come Thursday the 25th on MTV.

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January 18, 2007

I'm 56% Jealous Of This Guy... Just 56%

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January 17, 2007

Proof That Rosie O'Donnell Has Been Tamed

Show: The View
Episode: January 16th Episode
Person(s): Rose O'Donnell
Subject:

On Tuesday's show of ABC's The View, Rosie has finally let it out. She made it known that she has been censored and can not/will not speak her mind. She is being careful with her choice of words and the above quote is exactly what she said, word for word. It is very apparent that she's frustrated and hopefully will return to the her grand ol' self.

Come on Rosie, don't let the Donald and Barbra tame you like this. Fight back! The View really does suck without Rosie's opinionated one sided views, always telling Elisabeth she's wrong and now Joy is the only person on the panel who's speaking her mind and that's just not fun when she's doing it solo.

Come on Rosie. Fight! Fight! Fight!

Update: On Wednesday, January 17th's show of ABC's The View, Rosie apparently went off on Paula Abdul's funky on screen antics during the season premiere of American Idol... and I mutha fuckin missed it!!! Reason being is here in Dallas, TX some ice/snow/rain fell on us and the local news just went nuts and aired endless hours of TV coverage featuring cars swurving [but not crashing] and news reporter's hands rubbing the ground, checking for ice. BULLSHIT TX News, I call BULLSHIT!

If anyone has a link to the Rosie rant, please let me know.

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January 16, 2007

Qox Populi . Tuesday 16th - Monday 22nd

[ Welcome to GuyTVBlog.com's 3rd season of Qox Populi! What's that you ask? Sit up close to your PC screen, pucker your lips and let's find out! This new pop culture wannabe phrase is created based on the term, Vox Populi, which means "popular public opinion" or "voice of the people". To give it a queer edge, as GuyTVBlog.com tends to do with TV programs, this webmaster has changed the first letter to "Q" thus making the immature side of your personality pronance the word as "cox poppye lee". It's fun to talk dirty, teach your friends.

This is how Qox Populi will work. Each week, on every Tuesday, you'll find within these weekly posts various news topics, rants and raves as well as my personal dislikes & my highly respectable opinion(s) [of course to those of interest] regarding everything that appears on your TV box. Anytime I watch a show or experience something pop culture related on tv that has a queer/gay/homo twist, I will post about it under each week's Qox Populi entry. Visit GuyTVBlog.com all week to see how it works. ]

RAW IS WAR . Remember when the company use to be able to use that company slogan before people complained? Well come January 29th RAW comes to Dallas, TX and I've got tickets. I've got my 2 cameras, my friends, a good vehicle, an XXXL condom [just in case Batista wants to use it], cash, credit cards, my iPod, a pen for autographs... damn, what else am I missing or forgeting that I should take with me to Monday night RAW?

Any suggestions?

Nick Up Close . Recently I've been catching VH1's Hogan Knows Best reality series and lately Nick has been getting my attention. He's simply TV cute and looks good when the camera zooms in on him in certain angles. Check out my visual obsveration of the VH1 celebstar and ask yourself... Does Nick get your full and erect attention?

Ugly Colton . Just after watching the season premiere of Bravo's The Real Housewives of Orange County we find out that next week's show, the January 23rd episode, Colton [14 year old son of Housewife Jeana] is in a verbal fight with Shane [19 year old son of Housewife Jeana] and it leads up to Colton shouting an insult. Usually when one person yells an insult to another in a heated arguement there is some truth to it. This is the quote from the preview.

I can't wait to find out Shane's reaction after being called "Faggot"!

Ugly Kara . Oh dear, Jeana's kids are at it again. No wonder Shane may, I said MAY, be having difficultly coming out of that high fashion designer closet. On BravoTV.com's The Real Kids of Orange County webisodes we find Kara, the 17 year old daughter of Jeana, making waffles with her hunky friend. He does something to ruin her expensive waffle and she mutters this...

Now I'm sure they're good kids but come on, what the fuck are they thinking that it is okay to use these words in this kind of way? Who are they learning this bullshit behaviour from? I mean don't they know that you're not suppose to say things like this when a MUTHA FUCKING REALITY SHOW CAMERA is filming your every move? No excuse for this behaviour. But personal growth should come from this.

No L 4 Me . What's wrong with me? I haven't watched Showtime's The L Word for 2 weeks now. I have both the season premiere and the newest episode from Sunday night on my Tivo but no desire to watch them. Is this season good? The promos get me hyped up but sometimes I wish I had me some episode of The G Word.

When is HBO going to make their own Gay series that will sweep the Emmy's and the Golden Globes?

Update: I finally got around to watching the season's first two episodes of The L Word and I must say, Bravo! It looks like another well acted, highly addictive season. Start watching!

The Real House-Shane . Fans of Bravo's The Real Housewives of Orange County will be glad to know that season 2 starts airing Tuesday January 16th at 10/9c. I just don't give a fuck about wealthy women living the "hard times" of Orange County. We've all got our issues with money, health and family. There's one reason why I watched the first season and it is probably the same reason why you watched. His name is Shane. He's 21 years old now and as of December 12th 2006, he remains "single" and seems to be part of a MySpace group entitled "NATURAL BORN FREAK & PROUD OF IT!"

All this of course leads viewers to once again ask that typical bullshit question "Is He Gay?"

Still have no clue who I'm talking about? Then check out this ancient Qox Populi post where Shane is the headline.

Don't have the time to read up about him, fine, he's tall, very handsome, a college baseball player and looks great without his shirt off. He is reality TV, whether he likes it or not.

Last night Bravo aired a mini special of Season 2 which showed us that Shane would be returning all season long. So let's get into. Why wait weeks to find out what happens? Let's start reading.

It seems the youngest "housewife" of the cast, Jo, has her horny eyes set on Shane once again. Here's the funny part. One night Jo finds out Shane wants to go out with the "girls" to a club/bar to drink and have fun. Our first glimpse of Shane reveals his newly shaved head that is left with a lite fuzz all around. Oh, he's also got earings in both ears. Well, that very night it seems Jo is once again having issues with Slade, her husband [i think], and uses Shane to make him jealous. The show is edited that they are going to go home together with possibility of having sex but we all know that ain't going to happen.

Shane's next clip in the season 2 package shows him being forced to stay at home due to a back injury from his recent baseball player. His brother, Colton, makes it known that Shane is a *BEEP* to everyone and is the "meanest person you will ever meet". Shane is also shown fighting with his brother that soon leads to water bottles being thrown and Shane grabbing his brother as the mother yells for them to stop. Oh... reality drama, you know how it goes. A little othing is suddenly elevated to a whole new mutha fuckin' level.

We have yet to see Shane dating a girl, kissing a girl, holding a girl's hand, doing ANYTHING sexual with a girl.

Later in the season 2 package we see Shane again in the middle of the Jo/Slade realationship feud. We see Shane in the kitchen wearing a "Buck Fuddy" shirt with Jo and she says to Shane... "I was trying to invite you out". Meaning this hot as fuck woman is asking out a hot as fuck young 20 something guy "out" and he doesn't accept from some mutha fuckin reason.

This clip show of season 2 just leads me to believe Shane is gay and he's dealing with so much life shit that it is just only making it harder for him to come out of the closet, that is if he is in fact a homosexual like the rest of us.

Pack Your Ego . That's right folks, another head from the multiple headed villain in Bravo's Top Chef 2 has been chopped off! Contestant Cliff was told to pack his ego and get the fuck off the show when he decided it would be a fun idea to shave Marcel's hair, you know, since Elia and Ilan shaved their heads, Cliff wanted to FORCE Marcel to shave his head, cause you know, it would be fun.

But it seemed everyone let Cliff physically rough house Marcel onto the floor and no one shaved Marcel's hair off. Marcel felt defenseless and weak and his own pride was hurt. Cliff was told to get off the fucking show due to his conduct during the prank that never happened. It was also revealed by the judges that Cliff was the one to go this week based on his food.

Oh and when the bald judge told Cliff he had to go, Cliff HAD THE NERVE to look shocked!!! As if him telling the camera that he "felt bad" was enough. Adios Cliff, no one's gonna miss you. Ohhh wait, and Cliff told Marcel that there were no "ill" feelings about it all yet earlier he and others would not help Marcel in the task at the resturant.

Why can't people just be honest on reality shows?

In the end all four Chefs, Sam - Elia - Marcel - llan, are going to Hawaii... but there's a twist. Out of the four, only 2 will move into the final round thus leading me to believe, predicting, assuming that Ilan will leave with Marcel leaving the last 2 most obvious choices left, Sam and Elia.

If only Gay Adverts for car companies really did come true.

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January 15, 2007

The Apprentice LA . Episode Pink

Last night's episode did showcase a bit of Mr. Trump's close minded appeal towards the very Gay swimsuit. The whole bit of him not wanting to touch the actual swimsuit in the boardroom and holding it up with a pen was "disgusting" behaviour in my opinion. I'm assuming it was washed before Trump got ahold of it.

Where were all the gay buyers at that fuckin' runway show? They are in LA right? Had the show been in Miami we could have had a very different result with the losers actually winning. Nonetheless the whole "S.H.I.T." team that keeps losing will continue to lose until they win thus giving Donald a new way in weeding out the worse of the worse.

I believe keeping the winning team exempt is a smart move thus keeping the S-M-R-A-T people in the end. Oh well Carey, thanks to Donald's misuse of your very tasty swinsuit, well, you're about to get noticed among the gay buyer's community and will be living off the Apprentice fame for some time now. Enjoy success.

And what's with the jealousy on Heidi? Even I'm jealous of her! It really isn't fair that she's Project Manager every week until they loose and when her team does lose, Trump isn't firing her because she's done soo good in the past and that the fault of lossing the task will fall on someone else, not Heidi. But then again when has The Apprentice ever been fair?

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January 14, 2007

Survivor 1ToMany Fiji . Unleashed February 8th

That's right. CBS is about to let loose another Survivor on the TV viewing public. This one is called Survivor: Fiji and this time around Mr. GuyTVBlog could give a fuck who's gay, queer or a screaming queen. I just want a good show where I won't feel like I've seen this shit 1ToMany times!

First up to chit chat about is Edgardo. Born in San Juan, Puerto Rico, Edgardo speaks with a very thick accent. He says "jell at you" instead of "yell at you". That's fuckin' sexy. If I was with Edgardo in bed I'd "Jell foo Got". He also loves to drink "Vodka, wine, rum, whiskey, tequila" and his favorite color is "Brown". Yuck.

"Maybe I'm one of the most attractive people in the show..." - Edgardo.

His video ego- I mean bio is dreadfully boring. Moving on.

Dre, the Cheerleading Coach who's straight, married with children and built like a Survivor should be, is smart enough to realize that you only need to make at least 6 friends so that you can win the money in the end. You want to win the jury. But who's to say he'll make it that far.

His favorite Non-Alcoholic beverage is "Water" and his favorite outdoor activities include "Basketball and Hide and Go Seek". Hopefully he doesn't get them to play that on the island and that crap makes the show.

Another survivor goes by the name of Alex. He's highly educated and could very well be this year's "Yul". Now I'm not comparing bodies so let your erections go limp, I'm talking about Alex possibly being smart enough to mind fuck every last one of them. That's how you win. How else can one explain how Chris won his season of Vanuatu.

Back to Alex, he does have gorgeous eyes and makes me want to get in that little girl pose on the bed, face down, head propped up by my hands and my feet up in the air all with a notebook nearby with scribbles that say "I heart Alex" as the ruby red nail polish dries on my toes.

His favorite flower is the "rose" and his favorite cereal is "Smart Start". What is he, the next ABC Bachelor? I will say he will be the next Bachelor if he win's Survivor: Fiji. ABC, you better be watching.

Our next survivor looks like he could be a fun one. His name is Boo. Oh wait. I spoke too soon. He's sooo dull. Expect him to be the first one voted out of his tribe. He does claim to "porty, porty, porty" on the weekends. "Porty" translates to "party" due to his thick southern accent. So he must be fun if he's got some beer inside his belly.

He also actually believes some "girls" on the show will go after him romantically and if THEY are attractive enough for HIM then he'll pretend to start up a romance with them. This guy makes me laugh. He even threw in a "Huck & Finn" reference in his video bio. "It's an advance to anyone if you're attractive" claims Boo. But he ain't that attractive. With this cast Boo ain't nothing special. His favorite scent is "food" and he has no favorites under the "Books/Authors" category.

BONK! That was the sound of my sleepy head bumping into the TV screen as Boo officially becomes the most boring contestant EVER on Survivor. BORRRRIIIINNNNGG!

Next up is Mookie. He's all about "outlasting the older folks" and claims to be "cocky" and is basically the asshole of the group. His mouth is going to get him voted the fuck off Fire Island. Although he does admit that he'll "try anything once". Yummy.

His favorite scent is "Chance by Chanel" and his favorite fruits are "Cherries, mango, strawberries, honeydew", what assholes eat.

James, our next survivor, is just basically this year's answer to Survivor: Marquesas' Rob. James has a thick Boston accent with a "Boston" tatto on his arm and an attitude similiar to Rob's. This fucker doesn't stand a chance against the women. His bullshit is so rank that I can hardly hold my "Water" down. James goes on to say in his video bio "If I think too much... I'll hurt myself". And you'll hurt others James.

Now the most interesting contestant this year, in my opinion, is not a man this year. It's a woman. And her name is Erica. Just looking at her gives me this impression she'll make it to the jury stage of the game. She lists "O Magazine" as a favorite of her's to read and loves watching "VH1's Flavor of Love". Now that's a strong dominant woman.

I also noticed Erica's favorite flower is listed as "Lucky Bamboo". Very interesting. Kick some ass Erica, that's all I's gots to say, Kick some mutha fuckin ass.

Survivor: Fiji starts Thursday February 8th at the usual time. Check out the official website for more information. Just stay away from Boo cause you just might hit your head on the screen after taking in his profile.

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January 13, 2007

John Cena . Close Enough To Kiss... & Taste

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January 12, 2007

The Duel . Episode Wes Gives A B.J.

Okay, so it's NOT okay for CT to go home because he ripped the flag during his Duel Challenge against Brad but it IS okay for Beth to be sent home for the same fuckin' reason. I mean the reasoning CT comes up with, it's ludacris! And for him to say Wes should not have gotten in on his drama... well CT, it IS an MTV reality show and you're all there to create drama. Fuck respect and rules.

But don't worry CT fans, CT will return for the next MTV RW/RR Challenge that should premiere sometime around the time of March. Or so I'm assuming. All's I know is that CT goes up against someone from The Real World: Denver and fists are a swingin!

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January 11, 2007

Got A Little Captain In You?

You either watch too much TV, like me, and you'll get this week's post... or you don't watch enough TV and you have no idea what the fuck this post is about. You could also either drink too much rum, not like me, and you'll get this week's post... or you don't drink enough rum and you have no idea what the fuck this post is about. Either way, they're purty to look at.

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January 10, 2007

I Wii Be Playing Super Smash Bros. Brawl

Sometime during the year of 2007/8 Nintendo Wii will release Super Mutha Fuckin' Smash Knock Your Teeth Out Bros. Stay The Fuck Down Brawl. It is strongly been rumored that this next sequel will feature online capability thus allowing me, Mr. GuyTVBlog, to kick all of your asses online.

I play Princess Peach and the song Knights of Cydonia by Muse will be my theme song, the song that I will play when I pull my Gucci high heel pump out of your chest. Why not get acquainted with the song that will play at your character's funeral.

Listen through your mp3 player.

Watch the Windows Media Format music video.

Or you can go ahead and view a live performance right now.

The sample of the highly spiritual lyrics for Knights of Cydonia kicks in at 2:46 on the YouTube clock and at 3:18 on the mp3 player & music video clock. Lyrics: "No'ones gonna take me alive, The time has come to make things right, You and I must fight for our rights, You and I must fight to survive." Repeat twice and then your SSBB character may collapse at my feet.

Oh I hope Princess Peach has an evening gown to wear that sparkles on the high definition screen. Even though she has not been highlighted in the trailers for Super Smash Bros. Brawl I do know she will be a hidden character that we'll probably have to unlock. I expect Bowser, Luigi and Waluigi to also be unlockable characters. I have nothing to back up this information except for my gay gamer's intuition.

Rumored Character List for Super Smash Bros. Brawl:
Dr. Mario, FLudd Mario, Tanooki Mario, Mario, Luigi, Shadow Mario, Frog-suit Mario, Hammer-suit Mario, Yoshi, Boshi, Capt. Syrup, Peach, Daisy, Bowser, Bowser Jr., Koopa, Viruses, Wart, Birdo, Magikoopa, Donkey Kong, Diddy Kong, Dixie Kong, King k. Rool, Petey Pirahna, Toad, Wario, Waluigi, Kat and Ana, Link, Young Link, Zelda, Marin, Shiek, Skull kid, Darunia, Ganondorf, Agahim, Tingle, Fierce link, Dark Link, Samus, Ridley, Kirby, King DeDeDe, Lolo and Lala, MetaKnight, Rick, Fox, Falco, Krystal, Pikachu, Pichu, Plusle and Minum, Mewtwo, Deoxys, Poliwrath, Charizard, Blaziken, Jigglypuff, Sneasel, Team Rocket, Tyrogue, Capt. Falcon, Samurai Goroh, Pico, Black Shadow, Ness, Paula, Jeff, Poo, Marth, Roy, Amalda, Linoan, Misha, Fred, Leaf, Celice, Hector, Carrion, Eyrios, Isaac, Felix, Akari, Lip, Bubbles, Laughing Dog, Pit, Stanley, Ice Climbers, Capt. Olimar, Balloon Fighter, Excitebike Guy, Mach Rider, Ice Hockey Guys, Baseball Guy, Lark, Mr. Game & Watch, Mike, Ayumi, Wanda, & Sheriff.

I don't know half the cast and most likely the list will change. Expect at least some of them to never make it into the game. Also rumored is Sonic and other characters not associated with Nintendo.

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January 9, 2007

Qox Populi . Tuesday 9th - Sunday 14th

[ Welcome to GuyTVBlog.com's 3rd season of Qox Populi! What's that you ask? Sit up close to your PC screen, pucker your lips and let's find out! This new pop culture wannabe phrase is created based on the term, Vox Populi, which means "popular public opinion" or "voice of the people". To give it a queer edge, as GuyTVBlog.com tends to do with TV programs, this webmaster has changed the first letter to "Q" thus making the immature side of your personality pronance the word as "cox poppye lee". It's fun to talk dirty, teach your friends.

This is how Qox Populi will work. Each week, on every Monday, you'll find within these weekly posts various news topics, rants and raves as well as my personal dislikes & my highly respectable opinion(s) [of course to those of interest] regarding everything that appears on your TV box. Anytime I watch a show or experience something pop culture related on tv that has a queer/gay/homo twist, I will post about it under each week's Qox Populi entry. Visit GuyTVBlog.com all week to see how it works. ]

Gays Win Every Week . Last night Lifetime TV debuted Gay, Straight or Taken, the dating show where a woman has to correctly pick the straight single guy out of the 3 candidates to win some kind of prize. If she chooses incorrectly then the Gay or Taken guy will walk away with the prize at the end.

How the show works is the woman who comes onto the show has NO IDEA what the premise is. She meets the 3 guys and they all started chatting... and then she gets a phone call. She answers it and it's a woman informing her that one of the guys there is her boyfriend and if she chooses him then she and her boyfriend win the big prize at the end.

She reacts shocked and asks the guy who's single and they all say they're single. Then comes ANOTHER PHONE CALL and this male caller says the same speech but that one of the 3 guys she's on a date with is GAY.

After the whole phone call thing the rest of the show becomes daunting and dull. Here comes the fast forward button. I already knew who was Gay during the first episode and revealed the answer here on GuyTVBlog.com. But a part of me was really wishing that Chris was the gay one this time. Damn he is so my type. Fuuuckkk, make me faint with an erection!

The end of the show gets really fun. The girlfriend and boyfriend of the Gay and Taken guys come out and inform the girl dating the 3 guys that they are here hoping she looses the show. The dating girl goes into her speech and starts labeling the 3 guys as either Gay, Taken or Straight. She labeled Chris, my GuyTVBlog TV Crush, as the gay one. He ended up being the Taken guy.

She then picks Luciano and labels him the Straight guy. But he steps forward and informs the girl that he's gay and she losses and he hugs his boyfriend yet gives us queer viewers no fuckin kiss.

It's a fun show that just keeps you smiling all episode long, especially during the ending. You're smiling and laughing so much that your cheeks will hurt.

The 2nd episode also aired during the premiere. Don't worry, every Monday we'll be getting 2 brand new episodes back to back. During the 2nd premiere episode I guessed Vic was the gay one as the show aired and in the end... I was wrong. FUCK.

Laugh At Martha! . Come on, let's all laugh at Martha Stewart. It seems her show is back with all new episodes starting this week and the rich rich rich rich RICH rich rich girl went on the air and started to promote another "Good Thing". The tip involved putting a hot water bottle thing at the foot of your bed to keep your feet warm during cold nights. Well she then started to inform the audience that we could also make "covers" for our hot water bottles.

She made a comment about making "sweaters" for the water bottles... get this... out of "cashmere" sweaters. You know, your used- done with, Cashmere fucking sweaters. Like everyone has the money to buy one to cut the fuck up and make a little sweater for the damn hot water bottle. The audience slowly started to laugh at her but the show went on as Martha didn't respond with words but only a smile and then the audience was suddenly silenced off camera. The average price for a Cashmere sweater or clothing made of Cashmere is average $99-$140 bucks.

Ohhhh Martha! Cue the retro 50's head tilt w/ smile as the camera zooms in for a close up.

Homo-Romance-phobia . On VH1's I Love New York, the 20 selected men were standing outside of the mansion at the start of the show. The front doors opened and what they thought would be Ms. New York stepping out ended up being her gay for pay sidekick Chamo.

Most of the guys started reacting like he was toxic and/or contangious and some started to overact as straight guys do and started making it known that they ain't playing like that. Some started walking off, which is fine, but ONE started acting like a Homopobe. I'm talking about Romance aka Crybaby Metrosexual My-Princess-Died Toothpick contestant of I Love New York.

As you see in the picture just above, once Chamo came out Romance started to act as if he just couldn't be seen. He first put up an "X" over his turned away face towards Chamo, the gay for pay sidekick. Then he put his hoodie from his jacket over his entire face and turned his back on Chamo. As if he could not longer be embarrassed and just couldn't stand the sight of an actual gay man.

Get this Romance, there's a whole lot of gay men in Ms. New York's life and if you for some fucked up reason make it the finale you better learn to accept all gay men as just friends. Not everyone wants you, you ain't all that. Step your mutha fuckin' ego down some damn notches.

The only guy caught on camera taking in the humor of it all is Onix. The man that I feel will be in the final four. Good job Onix.. good job... this week at least.

Down with Romance!

Top Morons! . Last night's episode of Top Chef featured the multiple headed villain that includes the highly immature Cliff, the highly immature Ilan, the highly immature Michael and the pretty face Sam, all attacking Marcel, the highly opinionted a-hole with heart. Last week a head of the multiple headed villain was cut off, that being Betty's head. This week another head was cut off, Michael's!!!

Also in last night's episode the super jealous and very catty Ilan actually told Marcel's friend Elia that she should throw the challenge, blame everything on Marcel and get him sent home!

Well next week comes the episode where the judges send someone home due to immature behaviour supposely not related to any contest given to the chefs. It seems Cliff and Ilan do something physical to Marcel's hair [I'm assuming] and this act gets them both kicked off the show thus leaving my predicted final 3, Sam, Elia and Marcel.

Expect the Cast Reunion special to air in about 2 to 3 weeks. There's going to be some explosive confrontations and nearly all will be directed towards Marcel.

Passion's Limp Dick . I'm having some issues with NBC's Passions. The daily soap opera that has witches, lesbians and Miguel. The show has lost its fun edge it once had in the past few weeks. We've got the annoying storyline involving Fancy and always being in damn trouble! I mean this stupid character is always and I MEAN ALWAYS in fucking trouble. I'm sick of it. But the best thing out of this storyline is Fancy's sister Sheridan has turned into Mega Cunt Bitch. Oh yeah, me's likes the bad female villains.

I'm sick of Ethan and Theresa not being together and almost being together and then not being together, I understand this is a soap opera but this whole dragging out process is just a horrid thing to watch. And speaking of Theresa, the heart of Passions, her new beau interest, Jared, is a step down and just completely unwatchable.

Speaking of unwatchable there's the Chad Harris storyline and who's he's sleeping with behind his wife's back Is he fucking a man or a woman? Having an affair is the norm when it comes to soap operas but having a gay affair is mind blowing drama for a soap opera and Passions seems to be fuckin tip toeing towards that outcome. The show has yet to tell us if the person Chad is sleeping with is in fact a woman. The mystery and hope of a male brother on the down low is a coming...

Here's how I watch Passions. I Tivo it and then fast forward through all the storylines until I either see Tabitha, Ethan & Theresa fucking, anything involving Miguel - Kay - Fox, Gwen & Theresa fighting and anything with Rebecca, Gwen's mother. Once I see these characters I press play and watch. Once they're off the air, it's back to fast forwarding.

That's NBC's Passions, to me at least. Fix it NBC.

Apprentice, That Whore . For those who missed the debut can watch it repeat on CNBC cable channel. Every episode will be repeated on the CNBC news channel so there's no need to make this program appointment TV.

Check out this funny Conan clip of the host interviewing a fake Donald Trump about "Fatty O'Chocolate Sauce" who drives a "Fat-illac" and loves the Dr. Suess book "The Fat in the Fat". That's some funny shit Conan!

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January 8, 2007

I Love New York Mutha Fuckin Premieres Bitches!

And so the next greatest reality show debuts tonight! You can go to VH1.com right now and view the almost entire episode because the online V-Spot channel leaves you hanging as to who stays and who goes in the elimination ceremony.

If you were lucky enough Sunday morning than you would have caught the ENTIRE show aired in its entirety. I was one of those lucky few. With that said let's get started with GuyTVBlog.com's review of the first episode, minus any spoilers as to who stays and who goes in the elimination ceremony.

After the guys arrived, met Chamo, New York's gay for pay sidekick, and then met New York and then lined up to get their trademark Flavor of Love nicknames... then comes New York's mother. Every ho and her friend knows New York's mother is going to be part of this series. It's like having New York times 2.

Now when the whole Sister Patterson [New York's mother] clip package aired I felt it was pathetic how Sister Patterson thinks she has all this POWER. If you really look at the clip package everything she said or demanded didn't happen or go her way.

Later when the men were getting their names a black guy with some facial hair is given the name Pootie. He then attempts to impress New York's mom who quickly made a mega bitch comment about how she can NOT be impressed easily. Well, whatever to that 'cause about 2 mintues later Sister Patterson is going to fall for bullshit and bullshit that's stank!

The moment Heat, another contestant, mentions his family's meaning to him... well Sister Patterson is so fuckin' impressed that she gets up to hug him.

Then the fugliest bunch of them all, T-Weed, attempts to impress the mom by including her in his "get to know you" speech. Ohhh was she all over his nasty nuts! New York didn't look that much into T-Weed. From the previews a few weeks ago I thought T-Weed was the gay sidekick. Boy was I wrong!

Finally Bonez steps up to the plate and starts dropping God's name with God this and God that and bible this and holy that... And can you guess who was all over his nuts? Sister Patterson!

Another surprise in the group of men competing for New York's mega breasts- I mean heart... is Oxygen channel's Mr. Romance winner Randy Ritchwood. If you don't know what I'm talking about then click here for more information on Mr. Romance.

This season we also have a set of brothers in the house, Real & Chance. Chance appears to be the troublemaker, the loud mouth, the asshole, the "thug" and the mutha fuckin' STAR of the premiere episode and possibly the mutha fuckin' male version of New York. Expect him to make it the final 2, or so I am predicting. Already Sister Patterson is not feeling Chance and is down his throat with insults. Here's hoping New York gets in a mega bitch cat cunt fight with her dear sweet mother regarding Chance making it further in the game.

Don't worry, there's a nutjob in the group. His name is Romance and he's got a heart warming story that goes into nuttyville because the average person doesn't deal with the loss of a pet like he does. You see he lost his dog 3 weeks ago from the day the guys moved in, he's super sensitive in front of the cameras thus he's edited to look like a nutjob. I do feel for him, I know I will be a wreck if something happens to someone I love. Let's hope he pulls it together and gets the normal edit treatment..

Mr. Boston is the most annoying contestant of them all. His voice has this high pitch unsexy dweeb pitch to it. So what does he do with that voice of his, he get in a mutha fuckin' verbal one sided fight with Chance, the smartest "thug" of the group. You see Chance is smart enough to get New York on a one on one chat first. Mr. Boston sees this and tries to destroy all that love connection Chance is creating. Later we also find out Mr. Boston has a twin. That means his voice can be multiplied by 2! My ears are bleeding.

T-Bone is the contestant that will make you turn you mutha fuckin head the other way when his mugshot appears on the TV. Nuh-uh, I ain't watching him. Get him out of the house! As for Heat, he's full of himself, period. Now I can see why Sister Patterson is into him.

Wait a mutha fuckin' minute- Sister Patterson is doing the grunt work for us! She's going around asking everyone if they are gay. Of course everyone says no but 12 Pack, a beefy contestant, is causing Sister Patterson's gaydar to explode. 12 Pack does admit to being in situations where he could have done things with other guys but somehow, for some reason, denied the chance for homosexual encounters. Yeah, whatever, I suspect he at least got blown from a gay guy. Where is that lucky gay guy? Where are you?

As the premiere episode continues we find out Rico, the gorgeous latin of the group, fucks up during the meet and greet outside and should be renamed Mr. Fuck Up. The reason being is he wanted to give New York a latin nickname and once she heard the english translation of his latin nickname she flipped the fuck out and redefined the translation as him calling her the N-word. It takes Chamo, the gay for pay sidekick of New York, to calm New York down and to better explain where Rico is coming from. Will he be spared at the elimination ceremony? Tune in to find out!

Later Token, the other white boy meat who Sister Patterson adores, becomes the tattle tail of the group and gets on the mom's good side by telling her that some of the guys here are "actors" and trying to fight for "camera time". I don't heart Token.

Now the best moment of the premiere episode comes near the end when Chance gets smoke blown in his face by Sister Patterson. He flips the fuck out, she flips the fuck out and demands that he leave and he won't and suddenly my VH1 viewing experience just gets that much better. This dramatic moment has just put Chance on an even higher romantic level with New York because we all know daughters love to piss off their mothers by dating guys they don't approve of.

Oh and let me rant about this next item. The mutha fuckin' amount of smoke New York and Sister Patterson puff puff and don't give give is down right nasty. I feel sorry for the camera men and non smoking contestants who have a huge chance of getting that 2nd hand smoke cancer thing. Someone send New York a big ol' patch kit.

After all the drama comes the elimination ceremony and five guys will be going home. Suddenly we see gold necklaces in a black case that have the logo "I Love New York" in gold. Sister Patterson is also there to help with the handing out process of the bling bling salvation jewelry. At least her mouth is there to help.

Now I said I wasn't going to spoil the ending and I won't. Hmmm, there's some shouting going on in the final few minutes. Why... watch and find out! Monday night on VH1!

Check out the series finale reunion show GuyTVBlog.com update now. CLICK HERE!

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January 7, 2007

Toon Art . Dr. Girlfriend, Mac & Bloo

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January 6, 2007

Introducing ECW's Andrew "Test" Martin

Yeah WWE/ECW's Test has been around forever and a day but lately I've noticed the all new Test and so the world of queer TV viewers must notice him as well. Let us gently massage our tented shorts while taking in Test's new... "body" of work.

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January 5, 2007

The Duel . Episode Lick Wes' Body

As for being anti Diem... I have my reasons. I'm not going to get on the bandwagon and cater to her oversized emotions and beautiful bravery. We've all got shit to deal with. She's fought it and she's recovered/recovering [bravo to that] but come the fuck on, enough with Diem this and Diem that and the other Duel cast members announcing "I want Diem to win" bullshit.

My ears are still bleeding from hearing "Oh Diem deserves to win the game". Fuck no, lying and deceit deserve to win RW/RR Challenge. You're fine Diem, you're got a body that women out there would kill for, your hair will grow back, you're bald for a little bit and then life goes on.

AND.. and Beth and Tina didn't steal shit from Diem's "Showing my short hair for the first time" moment during the first episode of this season. Diem honey, this is their show, not yours. Take a back seat to Beth and take a back seat to Tina. I come to watch those ladies scratch their eyes out, not you needing people to consistently tell you you're beautiful and a "good" person for staying alive, you already know you're beautiful and a good person, enough with you using RW/RR cast members to help you win easily and without struggle.

How dare Diem think she deserved to win because she chose not to lie and deceit everyone else in the game. Call me an asshole if you like, I'm still not on Diem's Team.

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January 4, 2007

Bravo's Top Chef . Team Marcel

[Welcome to a whole new series of posts you'll see during this brand new viewing year. It's titled Mr. GuyTVBlog's Teams. Let me explain.

Everyone within the realm of pop culture seems to always pick a "team". By this I mean people, meaning you and I, choose a person's side. Let's take Jennifer Aniston and Brad Pitt, you're either on Brad's team or Jenn's team... or maybe you're on team "I could give a shit". My point is you end up picking a "team".

Got it? Let's begin with Mr. GuyTVBlog's first official team.]

Team Marcel: Marcel Vigneron has been cast by the show, Top Chef, as this season's villain. Okay, he kinda cast himself as the villain. Anyways, he's got this persona that he's above everyone else and he knows everything there is to know... and then some.

Regardless of his pompous actions on the show this man has got feelings just like the rest of us. Yes he was malicious during the first batch of episodes but as the season progressed the other chefs, who consider themselves to be above Marcel, starting to act a bit cunty [with a dash of asshole] towards Marcel and only Marcel.

In my opinion the other chefs have now become what I like to call this season's new multiple headed villain thus making Marcel an almost guarantee finalist in the season finale. Those cooking idiots, don't they know that when they all gang up on the one villain of the show that they make him the underdog thus giving him a guaranteed finalist with strong possiblity of making it the season finale episode. Everyone else becomes expendable.

And speaking of expendable people, let's chat about another bottom feeder chef... Betty! The first few episodes she was portrayed as a darling and a favorite to win but then as the episodes featuring the story arc of "Let's Kill Marcel's Ego" continued to air, well, Betty just became a kind hearted Cunt who created drama from anything Marcel said or didn't say. She was eliminated this past week from the competition even though she felt Marcel "deserved" to go. Whatever, get the fuck out of the kitchen.

Here's my guess to who's going to make it the final 3 this season. Marcel. His only buddy on the show, Elia, and the wannabe stud Sam. I expect Elia to win this season.

Bonus: Want to see how boring it is to be on Top Chef? Check out this video!

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January 3, 2007

WGayTV Goes Live!

Thanks to Rice Steven, GuyTVBlog.com has been notified [for some time] of WGay TV and the online channel going online starting January 1st. WGay TV is online for free showcasing 24 hours of FREE programming!

Check out the programming lined up for the New Year!

Poker's Wild!: Just an innocent game of poker, the only difference is that these guys are pulling clothes off when they lose the hand.

G-Force Unite: An original gay cartoon that is so outrageous, it can only be seen on http://wgay.tv. G-Force unite is a group of gay super heros fighting straight evil.

Real Proud!: The reality show based on a retail store in Palm Springs , California .

PETERS: Two boys have a dream of opening a restaurant. Does their dream turn into a nightmare? This reality show reminds you to be careful what you wish for because it might just come true.

The Kenji & Bella Show: What do you get when you combine an international chef from Chile with an outrageous drag queen? You get full-blown craziness in the kitchen. Not only are you going to get some great recipes from Kenji but you're going to truly enjoy this show. Bella basically causes chaos while Kenji tries to finish the recipe.

Boys Club: Another reality series that takes you behind the scenes of a Gay Men's Resort. See what it takes to run a gay resort. It's an exclusive look at the day to day operations of a popular gay resort in the Palm Springs , California desert.

The Darren Austin Show: Straight talk for a gay audience. A fresh, bold talk show coming right out of Charlotte North Carolina. Darren tackles topics and brings in special guests directly to small town USA .

WGay TV will also be airing specials: Viva Las Vegas , Internex, Gaystock, The White Party, The Adult Expo, Gay Days '06, & on the Gay Rodeo.

This brand new channel was established by Burt Sherwood and Jason Sherwood, General Manager of WGay TV. The site dedicates WGay TV to "the world's largest gay and lesbian audience and lovers of the southern most point, Key West."

Thank you to everyone behind the WGay TV scenes for bringing this new visual entertainment experience to viewers around the world!

Posted by guytvblog at 12:20 AM

January 2, 2007

GuyTVBlog.com 2007 Announcements

Qox Populi . This is my weekly column on everything that's watchable to the average Gay viewer. Think Ugly Betty, think QVC cute salesmen, think the Wii controller being used as a dildo, think Oprah & Rosie, think illegally uploaded [by someone else other than me] YouTube videos, think VH1's New York show, think shirtless reality stars [but only the kind that has a dick between their legs] and you'll get an idea what Qox Populi is all about.

Make sure to come back Monday January 8th for an all new season of Qox Populi. Yeah for Qox! In the meantime check out the archives of Qox Populi to get a taste of the 2006 write ups.

Big Brother 8 . Even though I've been shouting from the rooftops of gyms/bathhouses that Big Brother 8 will be a Couples Edition I still have no undeniable proof that in fact CBS is thinking about this idea. Fuck if I know what other twist could be in the works but I just can't count on CBS putting 14 sexy individuals who DON'T know each other and will play as if they are on their FUCKING OWN. Here's hoping we don't get the fucked up Family Edition!

Anyways, the reason I'm discussing Big Brother 8 so early is that I may or may not be covering the new season as I have the past 2 seasons. It all depends who is cast, if some of them are hunky muscled gym rat Gay houseguests and if the single hunky muscled gym rat Straight houseguests are not Howie [BB6] and are actually watchable and worth slowly grabbing myself during the live feeds. Expect the new BB8 GuyTVBlog coverage to start in July and possibly end in August... again all depending on who's cast and the new gimmic- I mean twist.

Wes Takes A Break . Now we've still got a few more episodes of MTV's The Duel so you can expect more shirtless muscled coverage of cast member Wes but according to RW/RR Blog Wes will NOT be taking part in the newest RW/RR challenge: The Inferno 3.

Now if the list proves to be correct then expect my full attention to be directed at Las Vegas' Alton and Denver's Davis. I also look forward to the reteaming of Australia's Susie and South Pacific's Cara kicking some twat ass.

And I don't know who wins this new Inferno season so please DON'T SPOIL IT FOR ME! :o) Thanks!

Tom Welling Cancelled . I've decided to stop posting entries regarding Tom Welling and his TV character Superman. He's just old TV news to me and I'd rather turn my attention towards WWE's Batista direction but most importantly my newest TV lust of 2007, NBC's Passions' Adrian Bellani will be the replacement ideal TV icon GuyTVBlog would like to pay full attention to.

Oh dear TV Gods, thank you for introducing us to the all new Miguel on Passions.

Real World Sucks . I've been a huge fan of the Real World ever since the Boston cast and Seattle cast stole my TV heart but lately Real World lacks the "appointment TV" luster the previous seasons once had. Davis, this year's token gay cast member, isn't all the great on the season and even though he said the N-word, that kind of drama just isn't worth my time. I mean yes I'll still be watching but don't expect to find RWD crap on here. Well, maybe the gay episode that focuses on Davis sucking cock or something.

Blog Roll Casting . I'd love to get my readers who run blogs themselves to please share your blog in the comments area below so I can look them over, judge them, identify with them [check them over to see if my GuyTVBlog.com link is on there] so I can add your blog to my list. I average about 4,000 hits a day now, not bragging 'cause some blogs get this amount in about a minute's time, but I'd love to help your blog reach a similiar audience. So with that said, start posting your blogs in the comments area.

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