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January 31, 2007
GuyTVBlog.com's 1st WWE Raw Report
On January 29th Mr. GuyTVBlog went to see Monday Night Raw live in person. I met some great wrestling fans, took way too many bad photos with my crappy camera and took some video with my digital crappy camera. I also bought some merchandise, drank a beer and grabbed some very fattening nachos from the concession stand.
I also met the "sign guy". If you are a faithful watcher of WWE entertainment you may have noticed a guy with signs that stands in the front row of nearly every Texas show [and various pay per view shows]. He is easily identified by his signature red cap and his blue worker shirt. He's white, pretty tall and apparently has is own MySpace profile site, WWE Sign Guy. Look for him and his over the top hilarious signs the next time you're watching.
Monday night's show was highlighted, for me at least, the moment when Donald Trump came on the big screen as Vince McMahon was talking. Suddenly money started falling from the ceiling! A few lucky fans got $100 dollar bills, real ones, not fake! There were plenty of $50 dollar bills and $20 dollar bills among the floating, falling money. I only managed to get 3 bucks. It was all for the show's WWE Fan Apperication Night gimmick... that payed off well for some. According to WWE.com, the "fan" got an average of $134 bucks. I only got 3 bucks, what the hell happened to my $131 bucks?
Check out the WWE.com video of the money giveaway! In the video he talks about us making him, Vince McMahon, a billionaire and it's true because according to the big screen tv facts, we've given him 2 billion dollars alone in Pay Per View shows. Just that alone should make me never to give them another dime... but I did. And I will.
In other trip report news, I also got to see all the wrestlers this blogger gets hard wood for. Chris Masters, Kenny Dykstra, John Cena, Cryme Tyme and Randy Hot As Fuck Orton.
Now please excuse the photos I took, I don't have all the money in the world and my crappy camera does its best despite not being so brand new.
And I can't believe I didn't take video of the kissing segment because there were 2 hot guys wearing straw cowboy hats who kissed on the cheek area. Nearly the entire homophobic crowd just had to go into "Ewww" mode because God forbid anyone suspects they love to suck cock! Usually WWE.com posts the kissing segment for their online readers but I suspect this Dallas show was just too steamy to be posted. There were also some lesbians/bisexual girls kissing, full on action with tounge. Dallas sure knows how to entertain WWE wrestlers!
Expect more trip report updates in the coming week or so.
Posted by guytvblog at January 31, 2007 12:51 AM
Comments
So many of these wrestlers are so fucking hot. You definitely need to show more hot pics of these hard bodies.
Posted by: James at January 31, 2007 7:11 AM
