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January 10, 2007
I Wii Be Playing Super Smash Bros. Brawl
Sometime during the year of 2007/8 Nintendo Wii will release Super Mutha Fuckin' Smash Knock Your Teeth Out Bros. Stay The Fuck Down Brawl. It is strongly been rumored that this next sequel will feature online capability thus allowing me, Mr. GuyTVBlog, to kick all of your asses online.
I play Princess Peach and the song Knights of Cydonia by Muse will be my theme song, the song that I will play when I pull my Gucci high heel pump out of your chest. Why not get acquainted with the song that will play at your character's funeral.
Listen through your mp3 player.
Watch the Windows Media Format music video.
Or you can go ahead and view a live performance right now.
The sample of the highly spiritual lyrics for Knights of Cydonia kicks in at 2:46 on the YouTube clock and at 3:18 on the mp3 player & music video clock. Lyrics: "No'ones gonna take me alive, The time has come to make things right, You and I must fight for our rights, You and I must fight to survive." Repeat twice and then your SSBB character may collapse at my feet.
Oh I hope Princess Peach has an evening gown to wear that sparkles on the high definition screen. Even though she has not been highlighted in the trailers for Super Smash Bros. Brawl I do know she will be a hidden character that we'll probably have to unlock. I expect Bowser, Luigi and Waluigi to also be unlockable characters. I have nothing to back up this information except for my gay gamer's intuition.
Rumored Character List for Super Smash Bros. Brawl:
Dr. Mario, FLudd Mario, Tanooki Mario, Mario, Luigi, Shadow Mario, Frog-suit Mario, Hammer-suit Mario, Yoshi, Boshi, Capt. Syrup, Peach, Daisy, Bowser, Bowser Jr., Koopa, Viruses, Wart, Birdo, Magikoopa, Donkey Kong, Diddy Kong, Dixie Kong, King k. Rool, Petey Pirahna, Toad, Wario, Waluigi, Kat and Ana, Link, Young Link, Zelda, Marin, Shiek, Skull kid, Darunia, Ganondorf, Agahim, Tingle, Fierce link, Dark Link, Samus, Ridley, Kirby, King DeDeDe, Lolo and Lala, MetaKnight, Rick, Fox, Falco, Krystal, Pikachu, Pichu, Plusle and Minum, Mewtwo, Deoxys, Poliwrath, Charizard, Blaziken, Jigglypuff, Sneasel, Team Rocket, Tyrogue, Capt. Falcon, Samurai Goroh, Pico, Black Shadow, Ness, Paula, Jeff, Poo, Marth, Roy, Amalda, Linoan, Misha, Fred, Leaf, Celice, Hector, Carrion, Eyrios, Isaac, Felix, Akari, Lip, Bubbles, Laughing Dog, Pit, Stanley, Ice Climbers, Capt. Olimar, Balloon Fighter, Excitebike Guy, Mach Rider, Ice Hockey Guys, Baseball Guy, Lark, Mr. Game & Watch, Mike, Ayumi, Wanda, & Sheriff.
I don't know half the cast and most likely the list will change. Expect at least some of them to never make it into the game. Also rumored is Sonic and other characters not associated with Nintendo.
Posted by guytvblog at January 10, 2007 12:05 AM
Comments
they better put on dark link because he is the F*****g best i even came up with some moves B: he loads up his sword an unleashes a mighty slash FORWARD B:throws his sword at the person DOWN B:sinkes into th ground an slashes up behind them UP B:same as link or just a lung up.
P.S if they put on young link they sould have his down and b so that he puts on the fierce daity mask and same for link but he becomes the wolf
THAT WOULD MAKE SSB BRAWL THE BEST!!!
Posted by: fairzy at January 21, 2007 10:25 AM
