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January 16, 2007

Qox Populi . Tuesday 16th - Monday 22nd

[ Welcome to GuyTVBlog.com's 3rd season of Qox Populi! What's that you ask? Sit up close to your PC screen, pucker your lips and let's find out! This new pop culture wannabe phrase is created based on the term, Vox Populi, which means "popular public opinion" or "voice of the people". To give it a queer edge, as GuyTVBlog.com tends to do with TV programs, this webmaster has changed the first letter to "Q" thus making the immature side of your personality pronance the word as "cox poppye lee". It's fun to talk dirty, teach your friends.

This is how Qox Populi will work. Each week, on every Tuesday, you'll find within these weekly posts various news topics, rants and raves as well as my personal dislikes & my highly respectable opinion(s) [of course to those of interest] regarding everything that appears on your TV box. Anytime I watch a show or experience something pop culture related on tv that has a queer/gay/homo twist, I will post about it under each week's Qox Populi entry. Visit GuyTVBlog.com all week to see how it works. ]

RAW IS WAR . Remember when the company use to be able to use that company slogan before people complained? Well come January 29th RAW comes to Dallas, TX and I've got tickets. I've got my 2 cameras, my friends, a good vehicle, an XXXL condom [just in case Batista wants to use it], cash, credit cards, my iPod, a pen for autographs... damn, what else am I missing or forgeting that I should take with me to Monday night RAW?

Any suggestions?

Nick Up Close . Recently I've been catching VH1's Hogan Knows Best reality series and lately Nick has been getting my attention. He's simply TV cute and looks good when the camera zooms in on him in certain angles. Check out my visual obsveration of the VH1 celebstar and ask yourself... Does Nick get your full and erect attention?

Ugly Colton . Just after watching the season premiere of Bravo's The Real Housewives of Orange County we find out that next week's show, the January 23rd episode, Colton [14 year old son of Housewife Jeana] is in a verbal fight with Shane [19 year old son of Housewife Jeana] and it leads up to Colton shouting an insult. Usually when one person yells an insult to another in a heated arguement there is some truth to it. This is the quote from the preview.

I can't wait to find out Shane's reaction after being called "Faggot"!

Ugly Kara . Oh dear, Jeana's kids are at it again. No wonder Shane may, I said MAY, be having difficultly coming out of that high fashion designer closet. On BravoTV.com's The Real Kids of Orange County webisodes we find Kara, the 17 year old daughter of Jeana, making waffles with her hunky friend. He does something to ruin her expensive waffle and she mutters this...

Now I'm sure they're good kids but come on, what the fuck are they thinking that it is okay to use these words in this kind of way? Who are they learning this bullshit behaviour from? I mean don't they know that you're not suppose to say things like this when a MUTHA FUCKING REALITY SHOW CAMERA is filming your every move? No excuse for this behaviour. But personal growth should come from this.

No L 4 Me . What's wrong with me? I haven't watched Showtime's The L Word for 2 weeks now. I have both the season premiere and the newest episode from Sunday night on my Tivo but no desire to watch them. Is this season good? The promos get me hyped up but sometimes I wish I had me some episode of The G Word.

When is HBO going to make their own Gay series that will sweep the Emmy's and the Golden Globes?

Update: I finally got around to watching the season's first two episodes of The L Word and I must say, Bravo! It looks like another well acted, highly addictive season. Start watching!

The Real House-Shane . Fans of Bravo's The Real Housewives of Orange County will be glad to know that season 2 starts airing Tuesday January 16th at 10/9c. I just don't give a fuck about wealthy women living the "hard times" of Orange County. We've all got our issues with money, health and family. There's one reason why I watched the first season and it is probably the same reason why you watched. His name is Shane. He's 21 years old now and as of December 12th 2006, he remains "single" and seems to be part of a MySpace group entitled "NATURAL BORN FREAK & PROUD OF IT!"

All this of course leads viewers to once again ask that typical bullshit question "Is He Gay?"

Still have no clue who I'm talking about? Then check out this ancient Qox Populi post where Shane is the headline.

Don't have the time to read up about him, fine, he's tall, very handsome, a college baseball player and looks great without his shirt off. He is reality TV, whether he likes it or not.

Last night Bravo aired a mini special of Season 2 which showed us that Shane would be returning all season long. So let's get into. Why wait weeks to find out what happens? Let's start reading.

It seems the youngest "housewife" of the cast, Jo, has her horny eyes set on Shane once again. Here's the funny part. One night Jo finds out Shane wants to go out with the "girls" to a club/bar to drink and have fun. Our first glimpse of Shane reveals his newly shaved head that is left with a lite fuzz all around. Oh, he's also got earings in both ears. Well, that very night it seems Jo is once again having issues with Slade, her husband [i think], and uses Shane to make him jealous. The show is edited that they are going to go home together with possibility of having sex but we all know that ain't going to happen.

Shane's next clip in the season 2 package shows him being forced to stay at home due to a back injury from his recent baseball player. His brother, Colton, makes it known that Shane is a *BEEP* to everyone and is the "meanest person you will ever meet". Shane is also shown fighting with his brother that soon leads to water bottles being thrown and Shane grabbing his brother as the mother yells for them to stop. Oh... reality drama, you know how it goes. A little othing is suddenly elevated to a whole new mutha fuckin' level.

We have yet to see Shane dating a girl, kissing a girl, holding a girl's hand, doing ANYTHING sexual with a girl.

Later in the season 2 package we see Shane again in the middle of the Jo/Slade realationship feud. We see Shane in the kitchen wearing a "Buck Fuddy" shirt with Jo and she says to Shane... "I was trying to invite you out". Meaning this hot as fuck woman is asking out a hot as fuck young 20 something guy "out" and he doesn't accept from some mutha fuckin reason.

This clip show of season 2 just leads me to believe Shane is gay and he's dealing with so much life shit that it is just only making it harder for him to come out of the closet, that is if he is in fact a homosexual like the rest of us.

Pack Your Ego . That's right folks, another head from the multiple headed villain in Bravo's Top Chef 2 has been chopped off! Contestant Cliff was told to pack his ego and get the fuck off the show when he decided it would be a fun idea to shave Marcel's hair, you know, since Elia and Ilan shaved their heads, Cliff wanted to FORCE Marcel to shave his head, cause you know, it would be fun.

But it seemed everyone let Cliff physically rough house Marcel onto the floor and no one shaved Marcel's hair off. Marcel felt defenseless and weak and his own pride was hurt. Cliff was told to get off the fucking show due to his conduct during the prank that never happened. It was also revealed by the judges that Cliff was the one to go this week based on his food.

Oh and when the bald judge told Cliff he had to go, Cliff HAD THE NERVE to look shocked!!! As if him telling the camera that he "felt bad" was enough. Adios Cliff, no one's gonna miss you. Ohhh wait, and Cliff told Marcel that there were no "ill" feelings about it all yet earlier he and others would not help Marcel in the task at the resturant.

Why can't people just be honest on reality shows?

In the end all four Chefs, Sam - Elia - Marcel - llan, are going to Hawaii... but there's a twist. Out of the four, only 2 will move into the final round thus leading me to believe, predicting, assuming that Ilan will leave with Marcel leaving the last 2 most obvious choices left, Sam and Elia.

If only Gay Adverts for car companies really did come true.

Posted by guytvblog at January 16, 2007 12:16 AM

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