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January 14, 2007
Survivor 1ToMany Fiji . Unleashed February 8th
That's right. CBS is about to let loose another Survivor on the TV viewing public. This one is called Survivor: Fiji and this time around Mr. GuyTVBlog could give a fuck who's gay, queer or a screaming queen. I just want a good show where I won't feel like I've seen this shit 1ToMany times!
First up to chit chat about is Edgardo. Born in San Juan, Puerto Rico, Edgardo speaks with a very thick accent. He says "jell at you" instead of "yell at you". That's fuckin' sexy. If I was with Edgardo in bed I'd "Jell foo Got". He also loves to drink "Vodka, wine, rum, whiskey, tequila" and his favorite color is "Brown". Yuck.
"Maybe I'm one of the most attractive people in the show..." - Edgardo.
His video ego- I mean bio is dreadfully boring. Moving on.
Dre, the Cheerleading Coach who's straight, married with children and built like a Survivor should be, is smart enough to realize that you only need to make at least 6 friends so that you can win the money in the end. You want to win the jury. But who's to say he'll make it that far.
His favorite Non-Alcoholic beverage is "Water" and his favorite outdoor activities include "Basketball and Hide and Go Seek". Hopefully he doesn't get them to play that on the island and that crap makes the show.
Another survivor goes by the name of Alex. He's highly educated and could very well be this year's "Yul". Now I'm not comparing bodies so let your erections go limp, I'm talking about Alex possibly being smart enough to mind fuck every last one of them. That's how you win. How else can one explain how Chris won his season of Vanuatu.
Back to Alex, he does have gorgeous eyes and makes me want to get in that little girl pose on the bed, face down, head propped up by my hands and my feet up in the air all with a notebook nearby with scribbles that say "I heart Alex" as the ruby red nail polish dries on my toes.
His favorite flower is the "rose" and his favorite cereal is "Smart Start". What is he, the next ABC Bachelor? I will say he will be the next Bachelor if he win's Survivor: Fiji. ABC, you better be watching.
Our next survivor looks like he could be a fun one. His name is Boo. Oh wait. I spoke too soon. He's sooo dull. Expect him to be the first one voted out of his tribe. He does claim to "porty, porty, porty" on the weekends. "Porty" translates to "party" due to his thick southern accent. So he must be fun if he's got some beer inside his belly.
He also actually believes some "girls" on the show will go after him romantically and if THEY are attractive enough for HIM then he'll pretend to start up a romance with them. This guy makes me laugh. He even threw in a "Huck & Finn" reference in his video bio. "It's an advance to anyone if you're attractive" claims Boo. But he ain't that attractive. With this cast Boo ain't nothing special. His favorite scent is "food" and he has no favorites under the "Books/Authors" category.
BONK! That was the sound of my sleepy head bumping into the TV screen as Boo officially becomes the most boring contestant EVER on Survivor. BORRRRIIIINNNNGG!
Next up is Mookie. He's all about "outlasting the older folks" and claims to be "cocky" and is basically the asshole of the group. His mouth is going to get him voted the fuck off Fire Island. Although he does admit that he'll "try anything once". Yummy.
His favorite scent is "Chance by Chanel" and his favorite fruits are "Cherries, mango, strawberries, honeydew", what assholes eat.
James, our next survivor, is just basically this year's answer to Survivor: Marquesas' Rob. James has a thick Boston accent with a "Boston" tatto on his arm and an attitude similiar to Rob's. This fucker doesn't stand a chance against the women. His bullshit is so rank that I can hardly hold my "Water" down. James goes on to say in his video bio "If I think too much... I'll hurt myself". And you'll hurt others James.
Now the most interesting contestant this year, in my opinion, is not a man this year. It's a woman. And her name is Erica. Just looking at her gives me this impression she'll make it to the jury stage of the game. She lists "O Magazine" as a favorite of her's to read and loves watching "VH1's Flavor of Love". Now that's a strong dominant woman.
I also noticed Erica's favorite flower is listed as "Lucky Bamboo". Very interesting. Kick some ass Erica, that's all I's gots to say, Kick some mutha fuckin ass.
Survivor: Fiji starts Thursday February 8th at the usual time. Check out the official website for more information. Just stay away from Boo cause you just might hit your head on the screen after taking in his profile.
Posted by guytvblog at January 14, 2007 12:43 AM
Comments
now i know you are a bottom mr guy lets make it happen, i am a well endowed top so i wanna take you out, holla:>
Posted by: biatchhh at January 13, 2007 5:10 AM
Well, what was that? An invitation to the Dance??
Talk about Survivor!!! This season has to be better than last. Yes, I was pleased Yul won, and yes, some of the competions were great but the season as a whole sucked as bad as Africa or Thailand (for all you true Survivor fans) The problem was except for Jonathan and Flicka, there were no PERSONALITIES!! And one of the African-American looks like a Cerie retread!!!
This does not bode well for Fiji or us!!!
Posted by: Mike C at January 13, 2007 8:17 PM
cerie retread mike c thats not a nice comment rather raacist to me, any ways i hated last survivor i agree with you on that and no yul did not deserve to win, i think you guys seee yuls abs and worship him. ozzy so deserved that survivor. if survivor eeps going this way they are going to looose a lot of fans
Posted by: biatchhh at January 14, 2007 4:51 AM
