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February 1, 2007
Wednesday Night . Design Modeling Chef World
Top Chef 2 . Let's just skip the entire episode and get right to the end. The judging table. At one point they brought out the eliminated chefs who came back to help Ilan and Marcel in the final challenge. This would include Michael, Sam, Elia and Betty. [Side note: Marcel really should have included Mia instead of Michael, tsk tsk tsk.]
All season long here GuyTVBlog.com has talked about a multiple headed villain. This villain started its creation when nearly the entire cast turned on Marcel and verbally attacked him any chance they could, including after the filming for the series had ended. I guess they believe that Marcel deserves their abuse for his actions during the course of the season.
This multiple headed villain included the entire cast at some point. Everytime one head was cut off from this multiple headed villain, another head formed, and one example was Elia. Bitch.
Anyways, this season did end with villain against villain. So Ilan ends up winning and Marcel must move on from the show and the people who hate him. This outcome mirrors what happened last year with Tiffiani not winning and thus we have another season where the winner wasn't my choice and their ability to work in the kitchen with their former cast members seems to have some kind of effect on their win.
Basically this season showcased Marcel, part asshole part ego, going up against a group of bullies who continue to treat him as if he deserves their ignorant verbal abuse. Let's check out the after show on Bravotv.com to see if the abuse continues...
Harold, season one winner, called into the live after show and sounded as if he was a part of Team Ilan. He also made a comment regarding his relief of passing the Top Chef title to Ilan so that he can move on with his life.
Marcel does reveal he has some books in the works and restaurant concepts he has that he may use at some point. He's making it sound as if he has stuff to do after the show. As regards to picking Michael over Mia, Marcel defends to his choice and called Michael a "work horse".
Marcel is also upset that Sam got some credit for some of his own final dishes and doesn't think too fondly of Sam. Marcel has also got some bitter views on Ilan and his actions in the house that includes Ilan moving out of Marcel's room and into Elia's because they "butted heads".
I also noticed Marcel has issues looking at you in your face when he talks. Hey, Marcel! You've got 2 other people in the room, look at them and the camera and talk. Someone in my family does the exact same thing and I can't figure it out. The last bit of info we get from Marcel is that when he was Culinary school, he had enemies and people who thought he was an "asshole".
Finally Ilan is asked about his little cunty move of bashing Marcel's "lust" dish. He tries to softly defend this move but Marcel gets him to admit that his dish wasn't the best and so he had to go after Marcel's... verbally.
This whole live show is getting boring. I tried to include a question at the last minute but they ran out of time. I'm officially done with Top Chef 2.
Top Design . Review has been written in another entry.
Janice Dickinson Modeling Agency . So What?!?! So fucking what. So J.P._Calderon comes out. He's beautiful, he's a money making machine and nearly everyone in the gay community wants a piece of him. Again, So fucking what!
Here's the kicker, he is quoted in saying on the show... "I guess I don't want to give up a sense of my masculinity..." He says this in regards to coming out on the show, in the magazine and in his life. His eyes are all watery and his hands are shaking. Poor poor pup!
Oh and then J.P. goes on to say "I like being a man" but yet doing this gay cover will "stereotype" him "negativity" thus making him less than a man, in his eyes. Bitch you FUCKING WORKED at a gay bar & you were on a gay pride float!!!! And you still have this fucking outlook on life? I mean what the mutha fuck?!?! I guess everyone has issues... including the beautifully muscled athletic men who model for Janice.
So then it takes the ultimate fag hag, Janice, to convince J.P. that it's okay to being "honest, being a man, having true convictions to yourself". He's all happy now and has to go home and start telling people he's gay.
People if you're viewing yourself like J.P. views himself, call a gay help line, find a very happy gay man to talk to and/or find the best fag hag to help you and your beautifully crushed ego into moving forward with your new gay life.
The rest of the episode was forgettable. As Tim Gunn would say... "Carry On!"
Oh wait! They are actually showing J.P.'s cover shoot in this episode! Holy Dear God, this queer bloggin' boy can faint at this outer beauty of J.P.'s but his model inner beauty is still in much need of work. During the shoot J.P. says "...I don't even know if I'm good looking anymore, I don't even know if I'm confident anymore". This boy has some issues with male beauty. Damn him!
He really is an asshole. He's a diva bitch queen denying certain outfits to be photographed in. This is what you asked for Mike Wood, editor in chief of Instinct Magazine! Janice then shows up at the shoot to continue to stroke his wounded ego and somehow this mega hunk pulls through and allows his beautiful body to be shot.
I'm going to buy my own issue of Instinct Magazine this month and the mag invites you to return to their official webite February 1st for "even more J.P."
And damn.. Mike Wood is pretty damn hot. I'm jealous of the life he's living and the men he's... um... "enjoying"! Yum to Mike! As for J.P., I'm over this Grand Queen act, he can take his pity party elsewhere.
On this final note let's give Janice a round of applause for introducing many of us to Daniel Gracie. Oh wow. Take him visually in and forget all about model's personal inner beauty issues.
The Real World: Denver . Still sucks. This is suppose to be the Real World where people drink, fight and live in a HOUSE, not episode after episode after episode about them trying to hike a FUCKING mountain!!!
I expect we'll have to wait until this horrid season ends before we get another RW/RR Challenge on the airwaves of MTV.
Posted by guytvblog at February 1, 2007 12:31 AM
Comments
i cant believe ilan was crown has top chef,,,,, i am done with that show screw bravo tv
Posted by: biatchhh at February 2, 2007 1:17 AM
If you think Daniel's a stud, just check out the whole Gracie family- they're all over the web, them being very, very successful martial arts fighters and teachers. I can't believe how much more HOT this stuff compared to the bland, hairless, bloodless stuff that passes for porn these days. Where have all the men gone?
Posted by: JackLondon at April 8, 2007 2:16 PM
