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March 31, 2007

Batista . Sinew Routine

Tomorrow Batista takes on that Biker Diva who bitches and moans every year if he doesn't win at Wrestlemania. I am sad to report that my tented shorts predicts Batista will loose at Wrestlemania 23 because The UnderDivaTaker has to get his ego way and win every single fucking Wrestlemania. Now I'm not saying he doesn't deserve to win every fucking year but who really cares if he loses one.

Oh well, at least Batista will sweat all over the place.

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March 30, 2007

Grand Theft Auto IV . Game Trailer

Grand Theft Auto IV . Official Game Website

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March 29, 2007

They Say I Look Like... Stone Cold Steve Austin

[This is not an image of Mr. GuyTVBlog. This is a random image of an individual who looks like someone as seen on tv.]

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March 28, 2007

Makos' C Cups Meets Strip Search's Tony

That would be MTV The Wild Girls of Makos' C Cups meeting VH1 Strip Search's Tony. He sure as hell didn't look this defined and cut on that reality stripping search, what the hell snapped him into shape? I wonder what his twin brother Terry looks like now... anyone know?

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March 27, 2007

Qox Populi . Tuesday 27th - Monday 2nd

[ Welcome to GuyTVBlog.com's 3rd season of Qox Populi! What's that you ask? Sit up close to your PC screen, pucker your lips and let's find out! This new pop culture wannabe phrase is created based on the term, Vox Populi, which means "popular public opinion" or "voice of the people". To give it a queer edge, as GuyTVBlog.com tends to do with TV programs, this webmaster has changed the first letter to "Q" thus making the immature side of your personality pronance the word as "cox poppye lee". It's fun to talk dirty, teach your friends.

This is how Qox Populi will work. Each week, on every Tuesday, you'll find within these weekly posts various news topics, rants and raves as well as my personal dislikes & my highly respectable opinion(s) [of course to those of interest] regarding everything that appears on your TV box. Anytime I watch a show or experience something pop culture related on tv that has a queer/gay/homo twist, I will post about it under each week's Qox Populi entry. Visit GuyTVBlog.com all week to see how it works. ]

Rastlin' Time . I'm going to a friend's house to watch Wrestlemania 23 with a bunch of straight guys, some who are very good looking, some kinda on the heavy side and some who just have down right creepy personalities. But that's the audience that is the WWE.

The show is big. It's compared to the SuperBowl in terms of its popularity and the size of the show is huge meaning events that only happen once and never repeated. For instance, Donald Trump is supposely fighting Vince McMahon, the chairman of WWE, in the Battle of the Billionaires. They're actually using WWE wrestlers to fight their fight and who's ever opponent wins then the other Billionaire has to shave his head... meaning Vince McMahon will have his head shaved because we all know that Mr. Trump isn't going to shave his "real" hair.

The women wrestlers for Wrestlemania 23 are Melina and Ashley. I actually love watching the female matches because once, a long long time ago, a tit popped out of a female wrestler LIVE during a pay per view event. Maybe it'll happen again come Sunday night when Ashley, Playboy's April 2007 cover girl, wrestles and since she's already posed nude for the magazine why not have a boo bee pop out during Wrestlemania. This whole fight is just a gimmic to sell more copies of her nudie shoot so why not give us a boob.

But one thing many people don't know Melina and her TV boyfriend Johnny Nitro, both were in MTV's Tough Enough season 3. Johnny finally made it onto the TE3 cast [and won] while Melina only made it to the final round of auditions. She was pretty fugly looking at the time and she had a huge... HUGE ass. But look at them now, Johnny and Melina are both in Wrestlemania, Johnny of course being there in support of his girl. Man was she fugly back then.

As for John Cena... god willing he'll loose his damn spinning gimmic belt. I know his ego type, he won't loose it to anyone but a WWE legend like Shawn Michaels and come Sunday April 1st, he'll loose that fucking belt to Shawn. As for Batista wrestling The Undertaker... well its a given that Batista will loose since The Undertaker has never lost a Wrestlemania match in his entire career. Here's another wrestler with a massive ego, don't get me started on Undie's bullshit moves and his diva like takes forever smokey entrance.

Just get some friends together, split the cost of the show and enjoy the spectacle that is WRESTLEMANIA. Don't forget to wear nothing but Jockstraps!

Gwen's Idols . Did you see American Idol last night? Gwen Stefani had some gorgeous men at her side. Akon was one of them and the other two were very tall, very dark and very handsome male dancers. Check them out in the pic posted above. Also Chris Richardson was wearing yet again another tight shirt with sleeves short enough to showcase his long muscled arms. A special thanks to his wardrobe assistant.

Inferno 3 . An all new season of Derrick possibly loosing AGAIN starts April 10th on MTV. Yeah for reality stars playing for money! Hip Hip Whoreay!

Oh.. and MTV, where's the fucking website for The Inferno 3?

Speaking of Road Rules Derrick, have you checked out the newest possible Roadie Derek? Yep there's an all new Derek on the block and if he doesn't make it on the RV this week, believe me, he will. God he's Super Cute yet lacks the personality a Roadie usually has. Hmmm... according to his MySpace profile "Tiffany" is already congratulating him on making it on the RV... is she being hopeful or did Derek really kick Dan's ass? Find out Wednesday night!

Fucking Watch . Watch Discovery Channel's Planet Earth. Enough said.

I have a few canine family members in my household so I am able to shed a tear during Futurama's classic episode "Jurassic Bark". Here is the final clip of that episode that seems to get me emotinally everytime... I MEAN EVERY FUCKING TIME. I always shed a tear during the song and the montage of the dog waiting for years and years for Fry to return. Check out the full episode on Cartoon Network or on the 5th season DVD for Futurama.

For those wondering the song is "I Will Wait For You" sung by Connie Francis. Those who want to hear the full version then check out this little website.

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March 26, 2007

Game Wood . Uncharted: Drake's Fortune

Uncharted: Drake's Fortune . Game Teaser

Can't you just smell his musky cologne scented sweat!?!?

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March 25, 2007

CULTURE boys . Sweet Dude Pen Tats

Welcome to yet another new series of posts you'll see in the coming months. CULTURE boys will feature photos of guys who seem to have been influenced by a dirty little thing known as Pop Culture. This fade infects our way of thinking and changes our own unique personalities. Now you can either go with the flow and enjoy the CULTURE boys or rise above the CULTURE boys all while looking down at them with pity.

If you're not familiar with this pop culture scene then you're not down with POP.

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March 24, 2007

BRAD Makes His MTV Spring Break Selection

Okay, so the actual MTV episode of Wild Girls of Makos didn't actually go down that way but a queer viewer can dream. Basically the show is brillant because they are introducing us to CUNT, TWAT and WHORE aka Big Sara, Sara and C Cup. Those Laguna Beach bitches have nothing on these 3 Ladies of Makos, that's right capital L for Ladies.

Please please please MTV give them their own series. Please please please with silicon on top.

I'm sorry, what's that, you haven't check out the 2 episode run airing during MTV's Spring Break week of programming? Well here you fucking go, get your ASS on over to SPRINGBREAK.MTV.COM to view the episodes right now!

Once you see those 2 jaw dropping episodes you too will want to bathe in the insults from C Cup. I'm sure these ladies will take my nicknames for them as compliments since nothing horrible can break through their cunty forcefields. Now C Cup denies being a WHORE in one episode but the reason I call her a WHORE is because it has nothing to do with sex. C Cup is a WHORE because she does anything and everything for the camera, she's that kind of WHORE. The kind MTV loves.

Write your congressman and get Wild Girls of Makos their own full order series!

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March 23, 2007

Real World Denver . Episode Jared

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March 22, 2007

Chris Richardson Is A Hot Beefy Bottom!

Well, I will say that nearly all the gay viewers fans wish he really was a "bottom", heck some wish he was a top BUT last night on American "Fixed" Idol Chris Richardson was in the bottom 2 with Stephanie. She left because we all know Chris ain't going NOwhere. And last night his tight yellowish shirt on his beefy pecs and arms was pre-selected to create male shorts across the land rise. Plus horny ladies nipples hardened as they watched Chris in his tight yellow shirt. There is a reasoning behind everything. CONSPIRACY!

Since Sanjaya, Sanjaya and Sanjaya have their days numbered American Idol thought why not make the show more dramatic from a viewer's standpoint. Let's put Chris in the bottom 2 to scare everyone into voting more for him next week and now would be a perfect time in getting rid of Stephanie. We all know Stephanie was never going to out shine Lakisha or Melinda so Stephanie was pretty much expendable.

So here's what is going to happen next week. Stupid people will vote their stupid fingers off thinking they are saving Chris thus giving Idol more money thus shooting him to the top of the "safe" list. I'm also predicting that Haley will be dealt with next week to please the angry mob of fans who feel someone on the "worst singer" list should go home because sending Stephanie home this week wasn't right. In the viewer's opinion.

I mean come on, who actually thought that Stephanie should have gone home before Sanjaya!

American Idol, I'm onto you... I got you!

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Okay, Now I See Why Everyone Wants Wentworth Miller

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March 21, 2007

Johnny Storm . Close Enough To Kiss

Just tilt your head and pretend his fiery lips are embracing yours. Don't actually touch the screen though... you may shock yourself.

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March 20, 2007

Qox Populi . Tuesday 20th - Monday 26th

Google Wonderings . Recently I've noticed many many Google.com searches that is bringing new readers to GuyTVBlog.com. So let's take a look at what people are searching and how they are discovering "TV's ultimate blowjob" website.

Someone searched "mark wahlberg penis picture". Um... I don't have that yet I mentioned Mark in a post featuring a CK "undie" wannabe model. Next up someone searched "date my mom mtv naked". Well you won't find anything like that but I did mention a contestant in my last Qox update. Another searched "david bromstad nude photos". I did mention his new HGTV show Color Splash but I have no nude photos of that muscled new star.

"jonathon tucker without a shirt". That Google search I have! Check it out here. Some horny webber searched "ADRIAN BELLANI shirtless", oh baby do I have that. Check out his special section right here on GuyTVBlog.com!

Here's a funny one. "clares danes gap" I think all the straights and lesbians are after a pantless Claire Danes. Someone also recently searched "laguna beach kelan". Oh I remember him, so super beachy dreamy. Check him out here. Finally someone searched for "how to give a proper blow job" and some fuckin' how GuyTVBlog.com came up. People are still very much obsessed with pop culture and sex and GuyTVBlog falls somewhere in that mix.

GuyTV Week . This week on your tele box we have another week of American Idol's Sanjaya! On The CW's Pussy Search we have a special appearance from reality show whore Jonathan Antin! Did you know BravoTV's Blow Out super drama star is related to Robin, the Pussy Singers founder and choreographer! I didn't know that! Like... WOW! And on this week's Pussy episode we have Pussy wannabe Sisely tearfully proclaiming "It's not easy, okay you guys." Me thinks this Pussy is eliminated. Pussy.

BET's College Hill features a verbal fight between new super reality star Krystal vs beefcake dreamy houseguest JT. Over on VH1 Vanilla Ice looses The Surreal Life Fame Games by going apeshit nuts because he didn't get his way. Na na na boo boo.

Over on ABC George Lopez deals with the after school important issue of Sexual Predators. One, possibly male, moves into the neighborhood and George & Angie decide it's time to talk to their son Max about sex. Why do the sexual predators always have to be male, why not an aggressive female lesbian?

Oh Shit, Over on America's Next Top Model mega cunt twat with a family back home to adore seems to have an "attitude change" this week. You know who I'm talking about, it's Renee, this year's Monique [cycle 7]. And don't forget that Survivor Fiji is on a special Wednesday night! It's the episode where teams switch around and maybe, just maybe someone kisses Alex.

Over on Bravo's Top Design, Top Chef head judge Tom Colicchio serves as guest judge in a Top Episode airing on a Top Wednesday. ABC's Ugly Betty plays fag hag girlfriend to super gay Marc all because MOTHER is in town played by super Broadway star Patti LuPone. And finally Showtime's The L Word has its season finale this Sunday March 25th. Shed a beautifully crafted tear as Dana Fairbanks returns in an epic sequence to comfort her friend Alice Pieszecki. Beautiful spring blossom scented tears.

Muscled Liar? . Is Mario Lopez caught in a pathetic worthless meaningless lie? Recenly I posted photos of Mario Lopez from Splash News Online who also posted a video of Mario Lopez running. The paparazzi capturing the video and photos interacted with Mario himself and the interaction is caught on video. Sounds fun, right?

Well on Fox's The Morning Show with Mike & Juliet Mario went on the program and was shown the shirtless photos of him running, the very same featured all over Splash News Online and various other websites. He looked at the photo on the monitor and said "I look like I'm in Baywatch or something.- No I'm jogging by my house- How'd they get that? Where's that from? People call me and said 'hey dude they got a picture of you without your shirt on'."

Juliet, one of the show's hosts, makes a comment to Mario that if paparazzi are around him when he's jogging. Well Liar Mario said "No, I didn't see them. That's kinda of a James Bond shot" meaning the paparazzi were hiding when they took it... yet in the SNO video the photographer is in a moving vechile and on foot and even MUTHA FUCKIN interacts with Mario while he's jogging. Mario never looks up and makes eye contact but says a few words back and gives a crappy thumbs up and a peace sign to the paparazzi.

So Mario Lopez is caught in a pathetic worthless meaningless lie. Oh gawd Mario, stop being so fuckin humble, just admit that the paparazzi was following you that day... and that you LIKED it!

Remember WWE Tough Enough 4 contestant slash winner Daniel Puder, well he's featured in this very homo-edy featuring twisting male nipples, Kyle's sexy body and an ab contest that is worthy of your freakishly hard erection.

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March 19, 2007

Jamie Durie Dances With The Australian Stars

In case you're wondering where Oprah's newest male beauty Jamie Durie is, well he's on Australia's Dancing With The Stars. The show is already in full swing and it looks like Jamie isn't doing so well. He's either doing so so great or just near the bottom of the pack. I guess a beautiful smile, a sexy accent and arms to lust over are just not enough to win Dancing With The Stars. Here's hoping Jamie gets worse so he can come back to Oprah... everyone comes back to Oprah. EVERYONE!

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March 18, 2007

David Bromstad's HGTV Color Splash Show!

HGTV's Design Star winner David Bromstad gets his very own decorating show, Color Splash! Check out HGTV Sunday March 18th for a special preview airing and check back Monday March 19th for the show's official premiere. For more information check out Color Splash's official website.

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March 17, 2007

15 Days Until WrestleMania!

Grab your newest Jockstrap, then grab a case of cheap wine, next light a candle and finally invite some jocky, beefy friends over 'cause it's almost time for WrestleMania! What? Isn't that what you do when you invite friends over for Wrestlemania? No Jockstrap only attire? No wine glasses? No witty conversation?

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March 16, 2007

Adrian Bellani . Miguel Almost Comes Out Of The Closet

In case you didn't know already, actor Adrian Bellani plays Miguel on NBC's Passions and he's damn good at his job... you know, when he's missing an article of clothing- top or bottom, it doesn't matter. Removed clothing seems to help him get to that next level of acting.

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March 15, 2007

The Next Undiscovered Reality Star

For some reason this guy aka The Next Undiscovered Reality Star thinks he deserves the cover model spot on Calvin Klein's sport briefs box. One can tell from the tone of his voice that he's not delivering his message with the right amount of self esteem.

A casting agent would pick up on this real quick. I mean he's got the body and he knows how to maintain his chiseled physique but this doesn't mean he can deliver a video message with meaning behind it. He needs to be able to deliver comments exciting enough and worth watching for an reality show's confessional room.

He's kind of a bore and prerty to look at. In this video he slams the model on the box. He calls it "sad" when an "average American jerk can put on a pair of briefs and look better than the guy on the box". I assume he's calling himself the jerk so he's attempting being humble. He even refers to underwear as "undies". He even throws in "Marky Mark" and insults Mark Wahlberg!

He's so fucking perfect for a reality show and he can play the loveable huggable dick slash villain, you know, the guy who could think he's better than everyone yet still humble enough to insult himself. [SNAPS] I got it! He can apply for America's Next Top Male Model hosted by Jay "MakeUp" Manuel.

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March 14, 2007

G4TV Spoofs 300's Featuring Muscled PC Guys

Watch this hot 300 spoof featuring hot muscled PC guys slash G4TV employees right now. I still don't know the identity to THE most attractive and most beautiful G4TV employees I'vvvveee ever seen. Check this Super Cute guy here.

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March 13, 2007

Inferno 3 . MTV TV Trailer

Thanks Coral's Rack for pointing her big breasts in this TV trailer's direction! I can't wait for the season premiere on April 10th! Return to GuyTVBlog.com all season long for shirtless screen cap coverage.

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Qox Populi . Tuesday 13th - Monday 19th

Episode Slow . It's most likely going to be a slow week in TV this... week. I mean America will somehow manage to keep Sanjaya another week thus sending home maybe... Phil Stacey. Donald Trump whored himself on WWE's Monday Night Raw and he finally fired Surya, the highly annoying slash qualified apprentice who really had no place in a cast of nutjobs. I kinda want an All Star Apprentice to air in the coming year. It'd be fun to see Randal and Bill go at it.

On Bravo's Top Design someone makes the adorable huggable Goil cry in front of everyone else. I'm thinking Carisa, the almost wannabe show villiain, is the one responsible. Also, over on Janice's reality show she gets hit by a car and her adorable huggable son cries as he tells the models of his mother's condition. Don't worry, I think she's fine now- remember, this was filmed months ago.

Sunday Fox's new unfunny show The Winner airs an episode "Glen's New Friend" that deals with the main character making a new male friend and Glen "fails to realize he has actually entered into a gay courtship". Maybe I'll laugh, maybe I won't but I'll Tivo it. This episode airs right after a repeat of the Simpsons.

What else. WWE's Edge does some unfunny wrestling related antics on FOX's MadTV this Saturday. Ex Seinfeld cast member hosts SNL. Oprah is on repeats all week long. Oh and Real World Key West's Svetlana has her own episode of MTV's Sweet Sixteen airing on Monday March 19th. She turned an immature 21 at the time.

Oh and the picture above is of Ace Young from one of those past seasons of American Idol. Towleroad posted the photograph and I felt like Ace's new body deserved a proper place on a very gay blog devoted to TV.

Shane's Cherry . Not sure where it is but it has been popped! According to BravoTV.com's reunion of the Real Kids of Orange County, Shane [the baseball player who's rumored to be a closeted homosexual] has revealed he's no longer a virgin. Yeah, I know, like who fuckin' cares...

Well actually the people who care are the ones who are still waiting for Shane to come out of the closet with hopes he'll be flamin like the rest of us. He said on the pathetic 4 minute reunion that he lost his virginity at "college" a few times... but didn't reveal if a woman took it. Just like Shane to be vague as possible that just leads more wondering if he's secretly gay yet afraid to come out to his "strong moral" parents.

Becky Fired? . According to the agency's official website and Star Magazine a photo is posted featuring the cast of VH1's The Agency posing for some red carpet. Each cast member has a green box that details their job at the agency yet Becky has "former" typed in her description box. Does this mean Pink, Becky's boss, gets his way and has her fired near the season finale? Or does Becky quit, which I doubt she would. She does make the series watchable and without her another season could prove to be a complete and utter bore.

Plus you can buy one of their official Wilhelmina shirts for just 40 simple bucks. Is the fabric fucking "high end" or what?

Model, 15 . Yep, only 15 years of age and he's been gifted with damn damn DAMN good looks. I hope he's dumb as a rock and I hope to see him on a future episode of VH1's The Agency!

MTV Guy . Apparently he has been on a number of MTV dating shows. Anyone recognize him 'cause I don't. He is quite the looker though. I can see why he wants 12 minutes of fame from a network that is now built on reality shows. I mean MTV only plays music videos during the middle of the night. Oh wait, they play video samples on TRL.

More L . Showtime's The L Word is the best fucking show on TV. Well written, engaging storylines, beautiful women, it's everything Queer As Folk wish it was. Some good news for fans of the show... Showtime has picked up the show for a fifth season! Expect filming to start this summer with a debut date in early 2008. Fuck yeah!

Super Gay Justin . I didn't know Smallville's Justin Hartley aka Green Arrow was in a gayish movie where a twinkish gay guy actually gets into Justin's pants! What the fuck is going on today??? Check out the clip. You can also check out his towel scene from that cop show.

Pit Spot . Pit Sweat never looked so good. Thanks Old Spice for the gay ad exec in charge of your new ad campaign! And yes, that's Greg Plitt an actor too old for this wrestling spot, they should have casted a college guy.

And for fans of The Simpsons will be pleased to know that Bart and Lisa took part in an awesome spoof of Lord of the Rings. Check it out before it gets deleted for copyright purposes.

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March 12, 2007

Top Chef 2's Sam Talbot Then... and Now

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March 11, 2007

300 Makes 70 Million Male Penis Dollars This Weekend!

Holy Pit Sweat! That new beefy Spartan movie, 300, made 27.7 million dollars on just Friday alone! And after the weekend totals are in the movie will top 70 Million Male Penis Dollars That's alot of bulging muscles and floppy penis' in movie theatres!

I went Friday night during a 7ish showing and the theatre was crammed with men, guys, teens, dads, college buds, cops off duty, starbuck employees off duty, some girls with their HOT boyfriends, everyone wearing tight tees, showing off their muscles, some pit stains, dirty caps, flip flops, business suits, all waiting in line, playing gameboys, texting people, talking on cellphones as if they are important... It was fuckin' great.

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I forgot my camera and my camera phone sucks so I have no great pics to share. It also seems that movie websites have reported that a mystery image is shown in this YouTube extended 300 movie trailer of the next movie, Watchmen, by 300's hot movie director, Zack Synder. Check out the image. And even these fake models below are built Spartan Tough!

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March 10, 2007

Batista . Backside Fervor 2

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March 9, 2007

Patrick Wilson & Claire Danes Bring Gap Ads Back!

Gap's Boyfriend Trousers . TV Spot

There use to be a time when Gap TV Spots were the "in" thing and the most talked about ads, people were spoofing them in shows and the songs used in the commericals suddenly became popular again. Now with this new ad campaign appearing all over the tele box Gap TV is officially back to being something to compete with when it comes to gaining the viewers interest.

Basically are you going to remember this Gap Ad the next morning or are you going to remember some Old Navy Ad the next morning. One you'll remember more than the other. That's the point of a good TV Spot.

As for the song, it's "Anything You Can Do" from the 1946 original Broadcast recording of the musical Annie Get Your Gun. And Yes iTunes has it for you to download.

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March 8, 2007

College Hill 2 . The "King" Player

I remember this cast member from College Hill 2, don't you?

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March 7, 2007

Jonathan Tucker . The Shirtless Donnelly

Um.. he had a sex scene at the age of 18 with Josh Lucas in the movie The Deep End? How the fuck did I miss that?

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Mario Lopez Sweats It All Out

Check out Splash News for the video featuring this sweaty version of Mario Lopez in motion.

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March 6, 2007

Qox Populi . Tuesday 6th - Monday 12th

Season Holla . BET's College Hill: Virgin Islands begins its newest season starting Tuesday March 6th. Expect a full hour premiere that includes the introduction to a divided house, the beginnings of a drunken romance that blossoms between 2 cast members and the shocking news that one of them has a girlfriend back home... Ohhh snap!

J.T. has my GuyTV Crush heart but one cast member from seasons past has it more than anyone else. Expect to see more of him later this week!

Prince HSN . On the Home Shopping Network they have a Today's Special product for dogs and guess who's selling them. Guess!?!? It's none other than ABC's Bachelor 9 semi-hunk Prince Lorenzo Borghese. According to the show he's been on HSN in the past selling some beauty products for dogs and he's back since June of 2006, I think.

He also makes it known that he's the spokesperson for the ASPCA and adopted a dog that he calls the "love of his life" who he named "James Bond". He did mention "Belle" his dog he owned while filming The Bachelor but his new love of his life is James Bond.

Finally a caller called in and mentioned how she fell in love with him... creepy. She then goes on to say "Now that I feel that I know you, I know you don't know me but I definitely feel I know you. I've been to your villa in Italy now..." Creepy.

Quess what creepy lady, the Prince will be returning with his mother on Monday to sell human beauty products. Call again then.

Rookie Player . The Hollywood Reporter has broken fan-fuckyeah-tastic news that ex-creek James Van Der Beek will be playing a rookie football player in ABC's version of the UK's hit nutcase show "Football Wives". I can't wait to see his newly buff foozeball body that will have everyone wishin his character would be bisexually curious.

Annoying Catchy Song . So you've seen those new Target commercial where that repeated catchy lyric repeats "A Little Bit More, A Litte Bit More..." Well that damn song belongs to Jamie Lidell from his album Multiply. You can also view a live performance of that damn song annoying millions over at YouTube.com. Jamie is kinda cute though but Damn that song!

Vegas Stripper . Well what do you know, one of the men vying for a spot on VH1's anicent reality show I wanna be a stripper [aka Strip Search] is suddenly part of a new crappy reality show over on the E! network, Paradise City [aka Vegas City]. Rick DeJesus, one of the winners for the stage show American Storm is part of the new E! show where he plays, acts, sings his musical career and lives the life of partying hard and drinking with women, maybe sleeping with them. Over on the E! site there is no mention of his VH1 reality show or his stripping career.

Tune in Sunday night, March 4th for the premiere of Paradise City and tune in all week for endless repeats. I mean endless repeats. [And you get it, Wear's... Like Where but "wear" because he was a stripper. Laugh!]

View Meltdown . I can't believe I missed ABC's The View verbal fight- I mean "disagreement" between KnowItAll Rosie & YoungSurvivor Elizabeth. Thankfully Best Week Ever has it on their blog for us all to take in and "view". Check it out!

Grand Trailer. GameSpot.com has announced, along with other sites, that the official game trailer [or teaser] for Grand Theft Auto 4 will premiere on the web on March 29th. Stay tuned as I'll post it on here on GuyTVBlog.com.

Some "Cover Guy" reality show on Out TV. It's new to me! Also Naked News covers nearly naked men trying to win something.

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March 5, 2007

How Horny Drunken Viewers See 12 Pack!

Whoops, I meant "12 Pack", that's what VH1 gets, Viewers who forget VH1's reality shows when the network puts them ON A FUCKING 2 WEEK HIATUS!

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March 4, 2007

GuyTVBlog.com's Gay Gamer Tee Shirt Ideas

The past 3 days ended turning into a gay gamers weekend. Hope you enjoyed it "TronBoner"!