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March 11, 2007
300 Makes 70 Million Male Penis Dollars This Weekend!

Holy Pit Sweat! That new beefy Spartan movie, 300, made 27.7 million dollars on just Friday alone! And after the weekend totals are in the movie will top 70 Million Male Penis Dollars That's alot of bulging muscles and floppy penis' in movie theatres!
I went Friday night during a 7ish showing and the theatre was crammed with men, guys, teens, dads, college buds, cops off duty, starbuck employees off duty, some girls with their HOT boyfriends, everyone wearing tight tees, showing off their muscles, some pit stains, dirty caps, flip flops, business suits, all waiting in line, playing gameboys, texting people, talking on cellphones as if they are important... It was fuckin' great.
I forgot my camera and my camera phone sucks so I have no great pics to share. It also seems that movie websites have reported that a mystery image is shown in this YouTube extended 300 movie trailer of the next movie, Watchmen, by 300's hot movie director, Zack Synder. Check out the image. And even these fake models below are built Spartan Tough!

Posted by guytvblog at March 11, 2007 12:46 AM
Comments
It sounds like you had a great time at this film but it looks ghastly--and I dont care how much it makes. Gray hues galore and it looks like it was drawn with CRAYONS!!!
Did we really need another Gladiator folks!! And it looks like its as long as that tedious epic.
I cannot get over how dreary this film looks! Almost like a bad cartoon with or without CGE's!!!
Michael
Posted by: Mike C at March 12, 2007 5:29 PM









