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March 20, 2007
Qox Populi . Tuesday 20th - Monday 26th
[ Welcome to GuyTVBlog.com's 3rd season of Qox Populi! What's that you ask? Sit up close to your PC screen, pucker your lips and let's find out! This new pop culture wannabe phrase is created based on the term, Vox Populi, which means "popular public opinion" or "voice of the people". To give it a queer edge, as GuyTVBlog.com tends to do with TV programs, this webmaster has changed the first letter to "Q" thus making the immature side of your personality pronance the word as "cox poppye lee". It's fun to talk dirty, teach your friends.
This is how Qox Populi will work. Each week, on every Tuesday, you'll find within these weekly posts various news topics, rants and raves as well as my personal dislikes & my highly respectable opinion(s) [of course to those of interest] regarding everything that appears on your TV box. Anytime I watch a show or experience something pop culture related on tv that has a queer/gay/homo twist, I will post about it under each week's Qox Populi entry. Visit GuyTVBlog.com all week to see how it works. ]
Google Wonderings . Recently I've noticed many many Google.com searches that is bringing new readers to GuyTVBlog.com. So let's take a look at what people are searching and how they are discovering "TV's ultimate blowjob" website.
Someone searched "mark wahlberg penis picture". Um... I don't have that yet I mentioned Mark in a post featuring a CK "undie" wannabe model. Next up someone searched "date my mom mtv naked". Well you won't find anything like that but I did mention a contestant in my last Qox update. Another searched "david bromstad nude photos". I did mention his new HGTV show Color Splash but I have no nude photos of that muscled new star.
"jonathon tucker without a shirt". That Google search I have! Check it out here. Some horny webber searched "ADRIAN BELLANI shirtless", oh baby do I have that. Check out his special section right here on GuyTVBlog.com!
Here's a funny one. "clares danes gap" I think all the straights and lesbians are after a pantless Claire Danes. Someone also recently searched "laguna beach kelan". Oh I remember him, so super beachy dreamy. Check him out here. Finally someone searched for "how to give a proper blow job" and some fuckin' how GuyTVBlog.com came up. People are still very much obsessed with pop culture and sex and GuyTVBlog falls somewhere in that mix.
GuyTV Week . This week on your tele box we have another week of American Idol's Sanjaya! On The CW's Pussy Search we have a special appearance from reality show whore Jonathan Antin! Did you know BravoTV's Blow Out super drama star is related to Robin, the Pussy Singers founder and choreographer! I didn't know that! Like... WOW! And on this week's Pussy episode we have Pussy wannabe Sisely tearfully proclaiming "It's not easy, okay you guys." Me thinks this Pussy is eliminated. Pussy.
BET's College Hill features a verbal fight between new super reality star Krystal vs beefcake dreamy houseguest JT. Over on VH1 Vanilla Ice looses The Surreal Life Fame Games by going apeshit nuts because he didn't get his way. Na na na boo boo.
Over on ABC George Lopez deals with the after school important issue of Sexual Predators. One, possibly male, moves into the neighborhood and George & Angie decide it's time to talk to their son Max about sex. Why do the sexual predators always have to be male, why not an aggressive female lesbian?
Oh Shit, Over on America's Next Top Model mega cunt twat with a family back home to adore seems to have an "attitude change" this week. You know who I'm talking about, it's Renee, this year's Monique [cycle 7]. And don't forget that Survivor Fiji is on a special Wednesday night! It's the episode where teams switch around and maybe, just maybe someone kisses Alex.
Over on Bravo's Top Design, Top Chef head judge Tom Colicchio serves as guest judge in a Top Episode airing on a Top Wednesday. ABC's Ugly Betty plays fag hag girlfriend to super gay Marc all because MOTHER is in town played by super Broadway star Patti LuPone. And finally Showtime's The L Word has its season finale this Sunday March 25th. Shed a beautifully crafted tear as Dana Fairbanks returns in an epic sequence to comfort her friend Alice Pieszecki. Beautiful spring blossom scented tears.
Muscled Liar? . Is Mario Lopez caught in a pathetic worthless meaningless lie? Recenly I posted photos of Mario Lopez from Splash News Online who also posted a video of Mario Lopez running. The paparazzi capturing the video and photos interacted with Mario himself and the interaction is caught on video. Sounds fun, right?
Well on Fox's The Morning Show with Mike & Juliet Mario went on the program and was shown the shirtless photos of him running, the very same featured all over Splash News Online and various other websites. He looked at the photo on the monitor and said "I look like I'm in Baywatch or something.- No I'm jogging by my house- How'd they get that? Where's that from? People call me and said 'hey dude they got a picture of you without your shirt on'."
Juliet, one of the show's hosts, makes a comment to Mario that if paparazzi are around him when he's jogging. Well Liar Mario said "No, I didn't see them. That's kinda of a James Bond shot" meaning the paparazzi were hiding when they took it... yet in the SNO video the photographer is in a moving vechile and on foot and even MUTHA FUCKIN interacts with Mario while he's jogging. Mario never looks up and makes eye contact but says a few words back and gives a crappy thumbs up and a peace sign to the paparazzi.
So Mario Lopez is caught in a pathetic worthless meaningless lie. Oh gawd Mario, stop being so fuckin humble, just admit that the paparazzi was following you that day... and that you LIKED it!
Remember WWE Tough Enough 4 contestant slash winner Daniel Puder, well he's featured in this very homo-edy featuring twisting male nipples, Kyle's sexy body and an ab contest that is worthy of your freakishly hard erection.
Posted by guytvblog at March 20, 2007 12:05 AM
