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March 15, 2007
The Next Undiscovered Reality Star
For some reason this guy aka The Next Undiscovered Reality Star thinks he deserves the cover model spot on Calvin Klein's sport briefs box. One can tell from the tone of his voice that he's not delivering his message with the right amount of self esteem.
A casting agent would pick up on this real quick. I mean he's got the body and he knows how to maintain his chiseled physique but this doesn't mean he can deliver a video message with meaning behind it. He needs to be able to deliver comments exciting enough and worth watching for an reality show's confessional room.
He's kind of a bore and prerty to look at. In this video he slams the model on the box. He calls it "sad" when an "average American jerk can put on a pair of briefs and look better than the guy on the box". I assume he's calling himself the jerk so he's attempting being humble. He even refers to underwear as "undies". He even throws in "Marky Mark" and insults Mark Wahlberg!
He's so fucking perfect for a reality show and he can play the loveable huggable dick slash villain, you know, the guy who could think he's better than everyone yet still humble enough to insult himself. [SNAPS] I got it! He can apply for America's Next Top Male Model hosted by Jay "MakeUp" Manuel.
Posted by guytvblog at March 15, 2007 12:31 AM
Comments
looks like he stuffed a sock in there too
Posted by: Anonymous at March 15, 2007 11:18 PM
There's a sock, his pecs are sloped, they should be up higher, and rounded off sooner, and his abs there is barely 4, and on the back side the underwear doesn't fit him, it's wrinkly.
Posted by: Anonymous at March 21, 2007 9:28 PM
