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April 30, 2007

Big Brother Australia . Episode Hayley Thomas & Bodie

This season I've been noticing some similarities between the Big Brother Australia version and the not so popular Big Brother America edition.

Well somehow the Australia house has got to be the best gawd damn Big Brother house in the entire world. Of course the Big Brother Australia house is in a fuckin' theme park so it makes sense to make it big. Big Brother America's house is on some lot or parking lot, not impressive.

Recently the blokes or house mates broke some kind of rules and were forced to eat "gruel". Interesting because "slop" has been a recent new edition to the America version replacing PB&J sandwiches.

Here are the ingredients to gruel. "water, corn syrup, sodium caseinate (milk protein), sucrose, high oleic sunflower oil, canola oil, milk protein isolate, corn oil, soy protein isolate, potassium citrate, magnesium chloride, tricalcium phosphate, emulsifier soy lecithin: E322, stabilisers: E460, E418, sodium citrate, choline chloride, vitamin C, ferrous sulphate, zinc sulphate, vitamin E, citric acid, manganese sulphate, niacin, calcium pantothenate, copper sulphate, vitamin B6, thiamin (vitamin B1), riboflavin (vitamin B2), beta carotene, vitamin A, folic acid, sodium molybdate, potassium iodide, sodium selenate, chromium chloride, vitamin K, biotin, vitamin D, vitamin B12". That's gross.

They also have a secret couple in the house, Andrew & Hayley, who were finally revealed just after about 8 days since moving in. I'm assuming Big Brother wanted to reveal the couple since no one in the house had caught on. The housemates kinda thought Andrew was gay because Hayley had started a gay rumor about him to throw people off their sticky cum trail.

Then Mr. X was revealed. It was Billy who was revealed to be Hayley's ex boyfriend. The entire house supposely went "nuts" at the revelation and then Big Brother asked Billy if he had anymore feelings towards Hayley. He replied with a "nah".

Hmmm... Big Brother America already did the whole ex boyfriend/girlfriend X Factor twist and the couple twist 2 seasons ago... I guess Big Brother Australia decided let's do both twists and make the show all about Hayley and Andrew with everyone else as supporting characters. I mean when I was watching the live feeds all they showed was fucking Hayley and Andrew and then Hayley and Billy. Rarely they'd flip it over to the men of the house and hardly ever to any other women in the house.

Of course during my 10 minute preview today the cameras flipped on over to shirtless Thomas. My gaydar recently blew a fuse since my last visual encounter of Thomas and everytime I see him I picture trendy gay fashion and a body that lives in the gym. Oh Thomas, please come exploding out of the closet with fireworks and disco remix music.

Posted by guytvblog at April 30, 2007 12:56 AM

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Posted by: allie at May 18, 2007 6:02 AM