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April 23, 2007
GuyTVBlog watches LA Housewives Hustle Charm Club
Charm School . VH1's newest hit reality show is Flavor of Love Girls: Charm School hosted by Mo'Nique. This series takes some used up body fluid stained ladies from the 2 seasons of Flavor of Love and put them in a house to see who will graduate from Mo'Nique's Charm School. I believe there's a 50,000 dollar prize. We're already in episode 2 and I'm just laughing my ass off nearly every scene.
These ladies are not changing. They remain twaty, jolly and stripperish good times. So far the front runners to win the entire show are Saaphyri and Goldie. The stand out nut jobs this season are Pumkin, Bootz and Hottie. Thank the skanky queens of the shiny gown kingdoms that Heather aka Krazy was "expelled" tonight [check out her rants to everyone, including the camera on VSpot]. She was the "victim" this episode and will remain the victim until she realizes she ain't a singer but more a school teacher for kids who audition on American Idol.
I Love New York's New York is still going to make a special guest appearance later in the season so tune in every Sunday for Charm School.
The Simpsons . Unfunny and a waste of 20 or so minutes meaning I fast forwarded the commercials. Although the movie to be released this summer looks amazingly funny. But this week's episode was just something to walk away from.
The Apprentice: LA . Here's a fuckin' surprise. Both Childish Nicole and KissAss Frank were fired first in the hour long season finale. Also, Omarosa pathetically tried to get some camera time when the cameras showed us some previous Apprentice winners. Her Cunty Ass was in the right side of the screen and she kept poking her head into the shot, bitch you ain't no winner.
What? George is the "surprise guest" in the finale? Moving along. Ohhh a wide shot of the outdoor venue the live finale took place showcased gentle rain falling over the audience. On Donald, somehow blame Rosie for that. Later in the show Trump asked a few of the fired candidates about who he should hire.
Heidi named Stephanie as her recommendation yet Frankie [who looked as if he was holding back tears] dropped the ball and could not give an answer to Trump. Just another example why this dumbass was fired. Finally Surya [who looked damn good in new shorter haircut] made a comment that went like this "...I think there's a young man by the name of Sanjaya who's looking for a job. I think you should hire him. I really do. I've thought look and hard about it." to which Trump said "Really Brillant, really brillant". Fuck if I know what Sanjaya- I mean Surya was attempting to do with that comment.
Oh Gawd Trump waited until the final 2 minutes to tell James first that he was fired and then to tell Stephanie that she was HIRED! Fireworks went off, James lost his business erection and Stephanie's nipples hardened. Yeah for Stephanie.
The show ended with Trump telling us "we'll see you soon". What? No Apprentice: Alaska? No preview of The Apprentice: Survivor CastOffs Edition?
The Springer Hustle . After the show presented the highly annoying and highly yucky show producer Toby, I no longer want to watch. Feature an entire episode around Tony, the beefy [italian?] security guard and I'll get back to watching.
Desperate Housewives . Yep, still watching. Fast forwarded through everything Susan had to say or did in the episode. Still could give a shit about Eva's character and if she is getting married to that piss loving Sex & the City guy. I'm finally done with Tom Scavo trying to act as if he's the man in his relationship when we all know Lynette is the one with the 12 inch dick. Felicity Huffman's storyline is the only thing that has me still giving a damn about a tired ol' show. I will applaud the casting of a very sexy [and might I add, newly extra beefy] Jason Gedrick, the Scavo's new manager at the Pizza restuarant. Fuck him already Lynette! Your tight, frigid pussy NEEDS it!
And WHERE THE FUCK IS BREE?
Sopranos . Haven't gotten around to it. It's Tivo'd.
Entourage . Haven't gotten around to it. It's Tivo'd.
Celebrity Fit Club . Fuck I know what this show is a hit and in its fifth season. I'm only watching because The Tonight Show's Ross is one of the contestants. During the previews he is asked what kind of workout routines does he have in his life to which he says "Checking the mail?". Funny fucker!
This show is definitely a fast forward show. The one hour premiere had so much unneccessary footage that the series is once again completely unwatchable. I'm not going to watch this show.
Posted by guytvblog at April 23, 2007 12:30 AM
