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April 9, 2007

I Don't Care About Desperate Housewives!

I don't care... about Gabrielle's new relationship with the guy from Sex & The City who likes to get pissed on by ladies. Yep, that's how I remember that silver haired actor, the guy who wanted Carrie to piss all over him. I don't care about Gabrielle's problems anymore and I could give a shit if she finds love with the piss lover.

I don't care... about Desperate Housewive wannabe Edie Britt and her new found lust for fugly Carlos. How boring was it to watch her "desperatly" go after Carlos. And that whole sweaty shirtless scene with Carlos was vomit in the mouth. I'm gagging right now. At least the plumber pulls his shirt off next week. And where the FUCK is the evil Carlos who choked Gabrielle into signing some papers during the first week? Where the FUCK DID HE GO?

I don't care... about Bree Van De Kamp's- WAIT, she wasn't in last night's new episode... Where the fuck is she? I forgot. I saw her son in the show working at the pizza restaurant completely stripped of his gayness. Do something, suck cock for money or give a customer a blowjob in the back alley. Andrew was born with an evil streak and he needs to get back to those street whoring backstabbing ways.

I don't care... about Susan Mayer's new fugly relationship with that British guy and his cross dressing old father. Did you see that bullshit stunt last night? Desperate Housewives has gay viewers but we don't want to see an old man posing in the mirror while wearing Susan's girly feathery robe. I'd rather see him with Andrew in the back alley of the pizza joint, Andrew on his knees and the father paying him off. Andrew's a whore, I mean if Edie is forever a whore than Andrew is forever a whore.

I do care... about Lynette Scavo's storyline and she is the only reason I watch anymore. Wonderful actress who can deliver a character worth remembering and can deliver a moment where I can shed a tear over. When she called 911 on her husband's behalf last night and delivered that line about going after him in the afterlife if he left her with a morgage, five kids and a resturant, well that was just a real life moment that I'm sure millions of women could connect with.

I also don't care... about Mike Delfino's anorexia amnesia condition. I mean look at him, he's muscle thin and even Susan can break him in half. I could give a shit if he can't remember anything anymore. Just bump your head while getting fucked by Andrew in the back alley and start remembering everything.

Well, even though I don't care about Desperate Housewives I'm watching next week because everyone's suppose to be fucking each other and that's something I like to watch.

Shit, I missed Planet Earth. THANKS DESPERATE HOUSEWIVES!

Posted by guytvblog at April 9, 2007 12:22 AM