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April 26, 2007

I Finally Get What Road Rules 2007 Is Doing!

This week's episode started off with David going into the pit and fighting yet again against Dan. Dan looses yet again and David gets back on the RV. Finally new roadie Derek grows a new set of hairy salty sweaty coated balls and starts verbally fighting back about how the alliance of four are not playing an ethical or "right" game.

Okay wait- Yes I am fully aware this is just a reality show but come on, real people are playing with real money and real emotions are being toyed with. Not let me continue.

Weeks before the shithole alliance [Twaty Susie, Cunty Kina, Trampy Tori and OneSecondCummer Adam] made UP reasons to send in new roadies Derek and David based on "well we went in and now you have to go" and then it changed to the "performance" angle and now its basically us four against you 2.

There's this self entitlement going on in the RV with the shithole alliance. They seem to believe that the money is all that matters- not the experience, no matter what bullshit spews from their mouth, it's about the money, NOT THE EXPERIENCE. And they could give a shit if someone like Derek and David are having a negative experience because of their shithole alliance.

Well, during this week's mission they had to endure a 4 part mission worth 20,000 dollars. They ended up loosing the mission and the money because Susie wrote down a letter "H" in some word puzzle. Because of that they lost. Let me say this again, because of Twaty Susie the LOST!

Later comes the voting in process and the shithole alliance made it known that they want to send David back into the pit and if he goes home, well, he goes home. The shithole alliance gets to stay regardless and they get the "handsome reward" in the end. During the voting in process David starts to break down and cry talking about how they shouldn't feel sad for him and I don't know, he emotinoally broke down and spewed bullshit.

Derek's newly formed set of hairy balls seems to have already dried up and fallen off because he was shown keeping his mouth shut and letting the group vote David into the pit. But I guess what can he do under these shithole circumstances.

Susie even made a comment that now officially gives her this intense reek of twaty cunt. She said "I'm just going to feel like a jerk but I'm voting for David. And I'm going to get over my guilt [insert short laughter] whenever I get my check in the mail". Wow Susie, from someone who started off sweet and innocent during her Road Rules season has turned into a horrible whore for money.

Since we're on the antics of Susie, this week on The Inferno 3 she also attempted to pull off a twaty move by telling her team mates to throw the lifeshield competition not knowing what it was and to let her win it. She would then save herself from going into the inferno [to stay with her friends] and send in Rachel from RW Austin [who's not her friend]. It turns out Susie won the lifeshield because all the girls sucked in the mission and Susie got her wish of not having to fight for her place in the game. A dirty dirty player because she didn't want to fight in the inferno and wanted her female teammates to allow her to escape the inferno. Susie is such a money hungry tramp and the idiots on her team fell for her cries of weakness. Why isn't anyone calling her out on it???? Bitch.

Oh Susie, it's no wonder you made a recent comment that after Road Rules 2007 that you no longer want to do these challenges and shows. Because you've officially turned into a whore for money. What's next, literally bending over to get fucked by the Real World Sydney male cast members for money? I mean seriously, if the producers offered her money, she'd probably bend over for it. She's a big dirty whore for money. It seems she'd do anything twaty to get that money, any money up for grabs!

Okay enough Susie bashing.

Now the reason why I said that I finally get what Road Rules 2007 Is Doing is because I figured out the producers of the RR show could give a shit if the new roadies or the people in the pit crew make it on the RV and win the money. The shithole alliance is turning everyone against them. The entire pit crew is viewing the shithole alliance as dirty players. The 2 new roadies, Derek and David, view them as dirty players.

You see Road Rules 2007 is building up this rapid hostile animosity towards the shithole alliance because we all know they WILL return to another RW RR Challenge. We also know that the producers want many of the pit crew members, as well as David & Derek, to return to the next challenge so the animosity from this season boils over to the next challenge.

I mean we all know Cunty Kina is coming back, I mean what else is she going to do. We all know Adam will return to the next challenge because he loves the "experience". And Tori will return because she feels "tough" enough to take on the new challenges. But how will they all handle the newly formed animosity from other challenge cast members who watched how they played the game. I doubt anyone will forget their style of game play when the next challenge starts.

I'm thinking the next challenge is quick to follow the end of Road Rules 2007. It seems the producers are rushing to finish this season out by stating on this recent episode that "there are only 2 more weeks left". If the producers take the pit crew members full of rage against the shithole alliance and get David and Derek into the next challenge against any members of the shithole alliance, well then we've got a DAMN GOOD show worth watching.

This bullshit that the shithole alliance is doing week to week reminds me of Celie from The Color Purple. Laugh out loud at this but here's what it reminds me of. You see Celie tells her husband Albert who has given her years of unncessary emotional torture... "Until you do right by me, everything you even think about gonna fail!"

Will this same principle of thinking fall onto the shithole alliance on the next RW RR Challenge? Oh God I hope so.

I also believe the pit crew members should just throw whatever game is presented to them to show the shithole alliance and the producers that David will get the money for the shit the shithole alliance has put him through. God damn it! Somebody play with some fucking integrity!

Posted by guytvblog at April 26, 2007 12:03 AM

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Posted by: Dan at April 26, 2007 12:08 PM

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