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April 3, 2007
New York Picks Tango As Bachelor Dismisses Lindsay
Fuck New York . FUCK New York's choice of Tango over Chance. Chance was a potential spin off show where viewers got to follow their anger antics, dramatic fights, getting kicked out of night clubs, slapping each other, spitting on each other, fucking each other as camera audio records their moans... with Tango she gets a boring life and the continued self torture of always asking herself... Why did I pick Tango?
The series promised a shocking ending and we fucking got it. I was hoping that New York picking Tango wasn't the "big" shock we were promised. I WAS hoping New York would pick Tango but then tell Tango that she had made a mistake and suddenly rushed after Chance outside as her DEVIL mother looked on. Now THAT would have been a finale worth remembering. It's reality TV for fuck sake, script it out!
Here's pathetically hoping New York dumps Tango at the reunion airing April 15th and then shockingly announce her secret affair with Chance. Gawwwdddd damn it, why Tango? Why the fakest guy who tilts his hat to one side and- wait, he probably has a monster dick which probably factored in on New York's decision. Oh I blame New York's gigantic cock fetish for picking Tango, anyone know if he's packing a monster?
I don't understand why I'm upset that she didn't pick Chance. I'm almost over New York's stupidity but not yet. Let's take a visit on over to New York's MySpace profile.
A "friend" of New York wrote "Tango!?!? The Turtle!? Ah well hell maybe u can by him some proactive...this relationship is NOT gonna end in marriage we all know that. Chance was right for not wanting you to hug him after what u did to him. You made him feel like you was really gonna roll wit him and turn around and do the same shit Flav did to yo ass....except Flav did it TWICE! Thats cool those...now Chance can get his own show too cause the boy got style and personality! I know i'd watch his show!!"
Well said. And then "Patricia" wrote "I glad you picked Tango...Chance needs anger management...lol..he is too hot headed!!" Hey Patricia, you just described New York, I mean you DID watch her on Flava Flav's show?
"Stepanie" then wrote "honestly, new york?!?!?! TANGO?!?!?! what the hell... i feel like ive just wasted like 10 weeks of my life watching your show and you go and pick that fuck tard... i love chance and shoot i'll take hiM!"
Okay NOW I'm done with New York.
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Fuck Lindsay . It seems now that every premiere episode of The Bachelor has a female nutjob going apeshit after she isn't picked at the 1st rose ceremony. This season's nutjob was Lindsay, a 22 year old Kansas girl. Once I saw her age I knew she wouldn't be picked and I knew she was going to be a bitch.
I almost expected myself to maybe remember her on an episode of MTV's Next and I could almost picture Andy Baldwin yelling "Next!" to some of the ladies walking up to him from out of the limo. Yep, that big NEXT logo stamped all over the screen as the ladies turn right back around and get in the limo that brought them.
Next up for discussion is Linda. Even though she was on my picture moving box... she scared the shit out of me. Her bug eyes and her "in your face" attitude was just too much even for me, the regular viewer. I mean did she ever blink during the entire episode?
Stephanie T. looks to be the cocky twat this year because she got a "First Impression Rose" from Andy. I mean the whole bunch of ladies somehow knew about the "First Impression Rose" that basically guaranteed their tits and white smile would be featured in another episode of The Bachelor... so what does Stephanie do? She asks Andy about the rose, playing stupid about it the whole time, and then Andy gave it to her because maybe her tits were just the right size for his navy hands. Honk honk!
One other girl had scars on her legs that turned Andy on for some fucked up reason. I mean I could actually hear his cock harden under his dress pants. Then there's Tina, the token Asian, who sang a horrible version of the national anthem to get on Andy's good side and guess what, he gave her a rose for just singing it. She'll be gone next week.
Here's the biggest shocker. There were no Black ladies. None. Me thinks Andy doesn't like his white chocolate tasting dark! And what's with Andy mumbling the whole time? He needs sub titles when he talks.
Ohhh and Street Stupid 22 year old Lindsay almost got in a fight with the drunk girl, Blakeney! You see Blakeney drank too much and fell on the floor and Lindsay laughed, Blakeney did something that upset Lindsay and then Lindsay did the whole "come say it to my face" bit.
There was also a cake with tequila in it. And somewhere someone said this would be Andy's "biggest" or "most difficult" decision "he's ever made". Come the fuck on ABC, get over yourself, it's a reality show!
I think it's going to be a good season, I said I think. Watch Mondays!
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Posted by guytvblog at April 3, 2007 12:02 AM
Comments
Uh, hello? Lindsay was the black girl. And you see what happened to her...
Posted by: Anonymous at April 3, 2007 12:32 PM
You know I thought for a split second that Lindsay was the token black girl but she could have also been a mix of black, hispanic, etc.
We needed an Oprah black on the show yet all we got are blondes and more blondes, the white kind.
By the way, if anyone is wondering, I'm hispanic.
Posted by: Mr. GuyTVBlog at April 3, 2007 1:09 PM
I don't care what color you are Mr. Guytv...you are freakin'hilarious!
Posted by: REG at April 6, 2007 8:05 PM
Chance ain't 'bout shyte but a 187 case waiting to happen. Anybody who chooses Chance over Tango is about as retarded and big a dunce and he is. New York did the right thing choosing a reare normal obviously sexy BIG DICKED intelligent guy. He's sexy as hell and doesn't look like a dayum anorexic with finger waves. FINGA WAVES??? Come on. Chance is obviously a fake homo thug with a thug passion for Tango, that's why he was gankin him and then calm the f***k down when Tan Man stood up at the dinner in Mexico, cuz Tan would have 1..2...gut punched his azz.
Dayum straight Tango is the man for the job!!!!! And if he was mine...I'd be having Ninja Turtles babies all over this mutha-effin United States of effin America!!!!!!!!! HERE'S TO YOU TANGO... *lifting up my tall glass of red Kool-Aid* ...for being the cool calm and collected bruh we need on tv and reppin for the nice sexy bruhs black, cracked out and otherwise!!!!!!!!!!
Posted by: HELLYEAH at April 7, 2007 4:18 PM
Chance ain't 'bout shyte but a 187 case waiting to happen. Anybody who chooses Chance over Tango is about as retarded as him. New York did the right thing choosing a rare normal obviously sexy BIG DICKED intelligent guy. He's sexy as hell and doesn't look like a dayum anorexic with finger waves. FINGA WAVES??? Come on. Chance is obviously fake with a thug passion for Tango, that's why he was gankin him and then calm the f***k down when Tan Man stood up at the dinner in Mexico, cuz Tan would have 1..2...gut punched his azz.
Dayum straight Tango is the man for the job!!!!! And if he was mine...I'd be having his Ninja Turtles babies all over this mutha-effin United States of effin America!!!!!!!!!
HERE'S TO YOU TANGO baby.. *lifting up my tall glass of red Kool-Aid* ...for being the cool calm and collected bruh we need on tv and reppin for the nice sexy bruhs black, cracked out and otherwise!!!!!!!!!! Us sistahs salute you!
Chance is one step away from getting
Posted by: HELLYEAH at April 7, 2007 4:21 PM
I actually know Lindsay, and she is black, well half. Her mom is white and her dad is black...today's society calls that black.
Posted by: AnonKS8819 at April 7, 2007 4:31 PM
